Last lines in live-action films

Live-action films edit

  • And lived happily ever after. At least for now. Hey, I'm only a freshman!
  • Dad, I want to work with Mom.
  • Me too.
  • Let's take a picture of the whole team. The original peaches! Hey, come on, come on. Okay.
    • Who: Doris
  • (in-credits:) Yesterday or tomorrow, that might be a ball but today, it was a strike!
  • Only because you got caught.
  • The mystic chords of memory, who swell and again touched as surely they will be, by the better angels of our nature.
  • There are no more barriers to cross. All I have in common with the uncontrollable and the insane, the vicious and the evil, all the mayhem I have caused and my utter indifference toward it I have now surpassed. My pain is constant and sharp, and I do not hope for a better world for anyone. In fact, I want my pain to be inflicted on others. I want no one to escape. But even after admitting this, there is no catharsis; my punishment continues to elude me, and I gain no deeper knowledge of myself. No new knowledge can be extracted from my telling. This confession has meant nothing.
  • Our mission was called "a successful failure," in that we returned safely but never made it to the moon. In the following months, it was determined that a damaged coil built inside the oxygen tank sparked during our cryo stir and caused the explosion that crippled the Odyssey. It was a minor defect that occurred two years before I was even named the flight's commander. Fred Haise was going back to the moon on Apollo 18, but his mission was cancelled because of budget cuts; he never flew in space again. Nor did Jack Swigert, who left the astronaut corps and was elected to Congress from the state of Colorado. But he died of cancer before he was able to take office. Ken Mattingly orbited the moon as Command Module Pilot of Apollo 16, and flew the Space Shuttle, having never gotten the measles. Gene Kranz retired as Director of Flight Operations just not long ago. And many other members of Mission Control have gone on to other things, but some are still there. As for me, the seven extraordinary days of Apollo 13 were my last in space. I watched other men walk on the moon, and return safely, all from the confines of Mission Control and our house in Houston. I sometimes catch myself looking up at the moon, remembering the changes of fortune in our long voyage, thinking of the thousands of people who worked to bring the three of us home. I look up at the moon, and wonder, when will we be going back, and who will that be?
  • Hey Baby, you know it's funny. Even though I heard it so many times in the court case, I still can't get used to the fact that your real name is Miles. It's a cool name though. I can think of a lot of great Miles songs. But we still have to get through all those Baby songs first. I can't wait until the day when it's just us, music and the road. See you later Baby. All my love, Debora.
  • Okay, That's a wrap! You're out of here, Sly!
  • If they think I'm doing the sequel for less than 20 mil, they're nuts!
  • I'm here to see my gynecologist.
    • Who: Barbie aka Barbara Handley
      • Source: Barbie (2023)
  • Did you do that? Very good work. Let me ask you, how do you get them down so small? Hey look, there goes Elvis, yo king! Well, guess I am next. I have an appointment with GQ in half an hour. They have been trying to get me for weeks. Some underwear thing or something. Hey, what is going on here? Hey, stop it, WHOA! Hey, This might be a good look for me.
    • Who: Betelgeuse / "Beetlejuice"
    • Source: Beetlejuice (1988)
  • Yo, Little Mash, show me the "Nutcracker".
  • You know, I wouldn't bother...
    • Who: Alan Wolf
  • (in-credits:) And that, my darlings, is a wrap.
  • You think he's horny? Come here.
  • Oh, my God! No! No! Please don't take off! Please! Al! Al! No! No! [screaming] Help!
  • Dear Mr. Vernon, we accept the fact that we had to sacrifice a whole Saturday in detention for whatever it was we did wrong. But we think you're crazy to make us write an essay telling you who we think we are and you see us as you want to see us: In the simplest terms, in the most convenient definitions. But what we found out is that each one of us is a brain...
  • ...and an athlete...
  • ...and a basket case...
  • ...a princess...
  • ...and a criminal.
  • Does that answer your question? Sincerely yours, the Breakfast Club.
    • Who: Brian Johnson, Andrew Clark, Alison Reynolds, Claire Standish, and John Bender
    • Source: The Breakfast Club (1985)
  • Louis, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.
  • The town will never be the same. After the Tangiers, the big corporations took it all over. Today it looks like Disneyland. And while the kids play cardboard pirates, Mommy and Daddy drop the house payments and Junior's college money on the poker slots. In the old days, dealers knew your name, what you drank, what you played. Today, it's like checkin' into an airport. And if you order room service, you're lucky if you get it by Thursday. Today, it's all gone. You get a whale show up with four million in a suitcase, and some twenty-five-year-old hotel school kid is gonna want his Social Security Number. After the Teamsters got knocked out of the box, the corporations tore down practically every one of the old casinos. And where did the money come from to rebuild the pyramids? Junk bonds. But in the end, I wound up right back where I started. I could still pick winners, and I could still make money for all kinds of people back home. And why mess up a good thing? And that's that.
    • Who: Samuel "Sam / Ace" Rothstein
    • Source: Casino (1995)
  • It ain't over yet, boys!
    • Who: Dr. James Harvey
    • Source: Casper (1995)
  • Thank you.
  • Don't ever call me again.
  • In the end, Charlie Bucket won a chocolate factory. But Willy Wonka had something even better, a family. And one thing was absolutely certain - life had never been sweeter.
  • Silly old bear.
    • Who: Christopher Robin
  • (in-credits:) Thanks for noticing me.
  • And so Kit and Ella were married. And I can tell you, as her fairy godmother, that they were counted to be the fairest and kindest rulers the kingdom had known. And Ella continued to see the world not as it is, but as it could be, if only you believe in courage, and kindness, and occasionally, just a little bit...of magic.
  • For a moment there, I thought we were in trouble.
    • Who: Butch Cassidy
    • Source: Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid (1969)
  • Throw that junk in!
    • Who: Raymond
    • Source: Citizen Kane (1941)
    • Notes: The credits show each actor saying their lines each from Joseph Cotten to George Coulouris, followed by the rest of the cast saving Orson Welles as the last one billed.
  • Let's go home. Ah!
  • And, in an ordinary barn, an ordinary pig, a runt no less, stood surrounded by friends, welcoming his second spring. And that spring was followed by many, many more. All because someone stopped to see the grace and beauty and nobility of the humblest creature. That is the miracle of friendship. It is not often that someone comes along who is a true friend and a good writer. Charlotte was both.
  • I guess you could say that when Tom and I left Midland we had a mess of theories about how to raise children. We still have a mess of children, but no theories. Sure, 12 is still our number. It's the number of months my book was on the bestseller list. It's the number of job offers Tom turned down before we found one close to home. And each day it's the number of times I'm thankful there's such a thing as family.
  • Forget it, Jake. It's Chinatown.
  • I got it!
    • Who: Cher Horowitz
    • Source: Clueless (1995)
  • Aw, memories.
  • We will enjoy them.
  • Awww.
    • Who: Beldar and Prymatt Conehead
    • Source: Coneheads (1993)
  • I'll tell you one thing about the universe, though. The universe is a pretty big place. It's bigger than anything anyone has ever dreamed of before. So if it's just us...seems like an awful waste of space. Right?
    • Who: Dr. Ellie Arroway
    • Source: Contact (1997)
  • I'm everyone - and no one. Everywhere - nowhere. Call me...Darkman.
    • Who: Darkman / Peyton Westlake
    • Source: Darkman (1990)
  • Sammy!
  • Joe... It's over, honey. Come on, come home.
  • All right! Yeah!
    • Who: Random Student in Hallway
    • Source: Lucas (1986)
  • All right, Miss Buttercup! It's time to wrap this mutha up!
    • Who: Motormouth Maybelle
    • Source: Hairspray (2007)
  • Come on, Things! Let's go! What's on my schedule for tomorrow? What do you say we go on vacation? How 'bout Hawaii? I like Hawaii. I should warn you, there are certain places that don't allow certain Things. Oh, Things are complicated.
  • Welcome to the Endangered Species list, you bastard.
  • You looked wonderful out there.
  • Where is the babysitter?
    • Who: Mrs. Crandell
  • (mid-credits:) Yeah, that's true. Hey about Vegas this weekend? You got any money left?
  • Now it's back to the real world all of you I must send. For I've only two words left and they are: The End.
  • And so, they all lived happily ever after.
  • Hell, it's Saturday morning. Don't tell me you kids don't enjoy a good cartoon!
  • You can't let fear keep you from caring about someone, because caring about someone is wonderful. A person you can think about, and they think about you, and you both know you're thinking about each other. And it's...It's fantastic to know that there's somebody out there in the world thinking about you.
    • Who: Fat Albert
  • (in-credits:) Let go of my legs! I gotta help these people. Why, look at that guy. Ooh, look at his - Yeah, you can't tell me he doesn't need my help. Check out that lady over there. Do I detect tears? Eh, you in the back! Where are you goin'? It's not over! You gotta watch the end credits.
  • Yep. I've said it before and I'll say it again. Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
    • Who: Ferris Bueller
  • (post-credits:) You're still here? It's over. Go home. Go.
  • You met me at a very strange time in my life.
  • When we get to the hotel, I don't care what you say. I'm not sharing a room with him. Look at him, he's gross, he bounces all the time, he squeaks, he phase-shifts, I mean he's a Quasi-plasmoid. If it's hot in Hawaii, I hope he melts.
    • Who: Webette
    • Source: Flubber (1997)
  • Of course; you're Dorothy Harris, and I'm Forrest Gump.
  • No, no, no, really. It's easy for me. I'll just make a phone call. Make it easy for you.
    • Who: Carmine Sabatini
    • Source: The Freshman (1990)
  • My thoughts drift back to erect nipple wet dreams about Mary Jane Rottencrotch and the Great Homecoming Fuck Fantasy. I am so happy that I am alive in one piece and short. I'm in a world of shit...yes. But I am alive. And I am not afraid.
  • George just lucky, I guess.
    • Who: George
  • (in-credits:) Wait a moment! Wait, wait, wait! Don't you want to know what happened to me?
    • Who: Ape
  • (post-credits:) Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the king of the jungle.
  • George, Watch out for that...
    • Who: Ursula
  • (mid-credits:) Oh, dear. Sorry!
    • Who: Narrator
  • (post-credits:) Well, It's very nice to meet you.
  • Well, I guess there's only way thing left to say: Huh. Welcome to Good Burger, home of the Good Burger. Can I take your order?
  • And that's the hardest part. Today everything is different; there's no action...have to wait around like everyone else. Can't even get decent food - right after I got here, I ordered some spaghetti with marinara sauce, and I got egg noodles and ketchup. I'm an average nobody...get to live the rest of my life like a schnook.
  • Bye, Willy. Thanks.
  • A womp bam boom!
    • Who: Everyone
    • Source: Grease (1978)
  • The certainest. Yeah, I like that. I'd love to kiss you again.
    • Who: Michael Carrington
    • Source: Grease 2 (1982)
  • It's beautiful! Let's live it here. [they kiss] We'll rent to start.
  • Of course you can...My fair princess.
  • I guess you have to fill the rest of the holes yourself.
    • Who: Stanley Yelnats IV
    • Source: Holes (2003)
  • Not anymore.
  • Oh, no. To live...to live would be an awfully big adventure.
    • Who: Peter Banning
    • Source: Hook (1991)
  • Mom and dad realized they liked Florida just as much as I did, and they decided to stay here and make this our home...for good. After all the bad publicity, the pancake company couldn't back off the promises made that day by Mother Paula. They ended up donating the land as a wildlife preserve. The owls are still there, and you could see them if they're real quiet. Beatrice and I became best of friends and I never missed a soccer game, attendance was mandatory. Then there's Dana Matherson, who finally met someone who was bigger and meaner than he was. Officer Delinko was promoted to his dream job as a detective and got his first unmarked patrol car. Two days later, he accidentally backed it off a fishing pier. While serving his ninety days of community service Chuck Muckle was hit in the head by a falling coconut. The judge gave him another thirty days for lying down on the job. Curly Brannit quit his job at Mother Paula's, today, he brags that his life has gone to the dogs. Last, but not least, is Mullet Fingers. Well, whenever he wants to get together, he has his own secret way of letting me know. And Florida had its own way of keeping us real busy.
    • Who: Roy Eberhardt
    • Source: Hoot (2006)
  • See you, mom. Yeah, let's go. See you out of here. We made it.
    • Who: Jack Powell
    • Source: Jack (1996)
  • I will always hear you.
    • Who: Jack Frost
    • Source: Jack Frost (1998)
  • This is high school, Detective Cruz. What is a friend, anyway?
    • Who: Fern Mayo / Vylette
    • Source: Jawbreaker (1999)
  • That's my dad! That's my dad!
    • Who: Jamie Langston
  • (post-credits:) What did you get me?
  • That's all, blokes!
  • Thanks a lot! [whoops] Hey! Hey, Mr. Miyagi! We did it, we did it! All right! [whoops victoriously]
  • Oh no, It wasn't the planes. It was beauty killed the beast.
  • It wasn't the planes. It was beauty killed the beast.
  • RICHIE...!!!
    • Who: Bob Valenzuela
    • Source: La Bamba (1987)
  • Passing the torch is a right of passage that can take many forms. But perhaps the least known and most surprising is the passing of a spyglass. Dear reader, there are people in the world who know no misery and woe. And they take comfort in cheerful films about twittering birds and giggling elves. There are people who know that there's always a mystery to be solved. And they take comfort in researching and writing down and important evidence. But this story is not about such people. This story is about the Baudelaires. And they are the sort of people who know that there's always something. Something to invent, something to read, something to bite, and something to do, to make a sanctuary, no matter how small. And for this reason, I am happy to say, the Baudelaires were very fortunate indeed.
  • Nothing can stop the Claw!
    • Who: Fletcher Reede
  • (in-credits:) Oh no. They're on to me!
  • Hey! How's it going?
    • Who: Nadine
    • Source: The Edge of Seventeen (2016)
  • Goodbye, Mary Poppins. Don't stay away too long.
  • Call me Ishmael. Some years ago, never mind how long, precisely having...
    • Who: Matilda Wormwood
    • Source: Matilda (1996)
  • Now, where was I?
    • Who: Leonard Shelby
    • Source: Memento (2000)
  • Dear, Charlie. I've always been more comfortable writing song lyrics than actual sentences. There's no way I can articulate what you've meant to me. Since that moment we first saw each other, or the joy you've brought me since I first saw you outside my window. Even though our time together was short, the stars have been burning for every moment of it. And the light from those moments will be shining down for the next thousand years. I hope that somehow I'll be able to look down and see you, Charlie, and all of the incredible moments just waiting for you out there. And if you need me, all you have to do is look up. And remember...I love you.
    • Who: Katie Price
    • Source: Midnight Sun (2018)
  • Here you go. Knock yourself out. Oh. No good, huh? Otis, more curry. OK. Try this one. Huh? It's mozzarella and herring. You can taste the herring, right? I've got an idea for a caviar-brie swirl and peanut butter and jelly for kids. But I really want to talk about marketing. You should be our spokesperson. I know some people who've used a mouse as a spokesperson. You see, I want to turn this into the string cheese factory of tomorrow...
  • Damn, these things are fast! I'm okay! I'm okay!
  • "Dear Mrs. Doubtfire, two months ago, my mom and dad decided to separate. Now they live in different houses. My brother Andrew says that we aren't to be a family anymore. Is this true? Did I lose my family? Is there anything I can do to get my parents back together? Sincerely, Katie McCormick." Oh, my dear Katie. You know, some parents, when they're angry, they get along much better when they don't live together. They don't fight all the time, and they can become better people, and much better mummies and daddies for you. And sometimes they get back together. And sometimes they don't, dear. And if they don't, don't blame yourself. Just because they don't love each other anymore, doesn't mean that they don't love you. There are all sorts of different families, Katie. Some families have one mommy, some families have one daddy, or two families. And some children live with their uncle or aunt. Some live with their grandparents, and some children live with foster parents. And some live in separate homes, in separate neighborhoods, in different areas of the country - and they may not see each other for days, or weeks, months...even years at a time. But if there's love, dear...those are the ties that bind, and you'll have a family in your heart, forever. All my love to you, poppet, you're going to be all right...bye-bye.
  • Old Skip was 11, and feeble with arthritis, but he never lost that old devilish look in his eye. He made my room his own. Came across an old photo of him not long ago. His little face, with the long snout sniffing at something in the air. His tail was straight out, pointing. Eyes were flashing in some momentary excitement. He always loved to be rubbed on the back of his neck. And when I did it, he'd yawn and he'd stretch, reach out to me with his paws, as if he was trying to embrace me. I recieved a transatlantic call one day. "Skip died," Daddy said. He and my mama wrapped him in my baseball jacket. "They buried him out under our elm tree," they said. That wasn't totally true. For he really lay buried in my heart.
  • And I get to tend the rabbits...
  • It's the only kind he knows.
    • Who: Misha
    • Source: Paulie (1998)
  • Come on, Dottie. Let's go.
  • Let's go? Don't you want to see the rest of the movie?
  • I don't have to see it, Dottie. I lived it.
  • And remember, you're supposed to be invisible!
  • The body of Mrs. Arthur Appleyard, Principal of Appleyard College, was found at the base of Hanging Rock on Friday 27 March 1900. Although the exact circumstances of her death are not known, it is believed she fell while attempting to climb the rock. The search for the missing school girls and their governess continued spasmodically for the next few years without success. To this day their disappearance remains a mystery.
  • So, in the end, Pinocchio did prove himself brave, honest and unselfish. And since then, many stories have been told about him. People say he was transformed into an honest-to-goodness real boy. Did that actually happen? Who knows? But I do know one thing for sure. In his heart, Pinocchio is as real as any real boy could ever be.
  • Hey, kids. Daddy's home.
    • Who: Ludlow Lamonsoff
    • Source: Pixels (2015)
  • You don't really want to work it out. You want to be fooled.
  • Walking towards that stage, I felt like I was floating. My heart was beating so fast. I didn't really understand why I was getting a medal. It's not like blew up the Death Star. All I did was get through fifth grade, just like everyone else here.
  • Congrats. Here, here you go...that's for you.
  • Then again, maybe that's kind of the point. Maybe the truth is, I’m really not so ordinary. Maybe if we knew what other people were thinking we'd know that no one’s ordinary, and we all deserve a standing ovation at least once in our lives. My friends do. My teachers do. My sister does for always being there for me. My dad does for always making us laugh. And my mom does the most, for never giving up, on anything. Especially, me. It's like that last precept Mr. Browne gave us. Be kind, for everyone is fighting a hard battle. And if you really want to see what people are, all you have to do is look.
    • Who: August Pullman and Mr. Tushman
    • Source: Wonder (2017)
  • It's sad, when a mother has to speak the words that condemn her own son. But I couldn't allow them to believe that I would commit murder. They'll put him away now, as I should have years ago. He was always bad, and in the end he intended to tell them I killed those girls and that man...as if I could do anything but just sit and stare, like one of his stuffed birds. They know I can't move a finger, and I won't. I'll just sit here and be quiet, just in case they do... suspect me. They're probably watching me. Well, let them. Let them see what kind of a person I am. I'm not even going to swat that fly. I hope they are watching...they'll see. They'll see and they'll know, and they'll say, "Why, she wouldn't even harm a fly..."
    • Who: Norma Bates
    • Source: Psycho (1960)
  • He has friends.
  • FREEZE! Drop the fucking gun, buddy. Put the gun down! Don't do it! Drop the gun man! Don't do it! Drop the fucking gun. We're gonna fucking blow you away!
  • What was that?
    • Who: Malcolm Reynolds
    • Source: Serenity (2005)
  • Do you want to have sex again?
  • Yeah.
    • Who: Sara Moore and Joe Tyler
    • Source: Serving Sara (2002)
  • Hell of a day.
  • So in the end, my girlfriend became my arch enemy, my arch enemy became my best friend, and my best friend became my girlfriend. But, hey, that's high school.
    • Who: Will Stronghold
    • Source: Sky High (2005)
  • I hope we don't hit an iceberg.
  • Oh no, you don't. No second best animal friends allowed in my room. Wait, what are you doing? Stay away from me. Stop it. I'm warning you, I've got nunchucks. Hey, stop. Okay, you can stay.
    • Who: Sonic the Hedgehog
  • (pre-credits:) My grasp on sanity remains absolute. Isn't that right, Agent Stone? Why don't you get a head start. Do some Rockconnaissance. Rockconnaissance. Come on, that's hilarious. What's the matter with you?! Here's the sitch. Uninhabited planet. No resources. No supplies. No apparent way home. A lesser man would die here. I'll be home by Christmas. Rockconnaissance! [cackles maniacally] Come on, cheer up!
    • Who: Dr. Robotnik / Dr. Eggman
  • (mid-credits:) If these readings are accurate, he's here. I found him! I just hope I'm not too late.
    • Who: Miles "Tails" Prower
    • Source: Sonic the Hedgehog (2020)
    • Notes: Serves as a prelude to Sonic the Hedgehog 2.
  • Can't forget this.
    • Who: Sonic the Hedgehog
  • (mid-credits:) My god...Project Shadow.
    • Who: G.U.N. Commander Walters
    • Source: Sonic the Hedgehog 2 (2022)
    • Notes: Serves as a prelude to Sonic the Hedgehog 3.
  • Tomorrow? Uh... tomorrow I promised I would spend with my sister, but uh... what are your plans for every day after that?
    • Who: Hal Brandston
    • Source: Snow Day (2022)
  • All right, Mr. DeMille, I'm ready for my close-up.
  • I believe.
    • Who: Mario
  • (post-credits:) The Super Koopa Cousins!
  • You were marvelous...and I never want to see any of you again. I might as well...they're the last roses I'll ever see. Vous!
  • Well, [sniffles] good-bye, Virgin Alarm.
  • One cannot choose, but wonder. You see, he's all the time in the world.
  • Godspeed, my fine lad. Godspeed.
  • I'll tell you later.
    • Who: Jimmy Tong
  • (in-credits): Hitman! You're fast, but I'm faster.
  • Hey! Thanks, Dad! Ohh! Son of a...! That's gonna leave a mark.
    • Who: Thomas "Tommy" Callahan III
    • Source: Tommy Boy (1995)
  • Hey Jo and Bill, check out that sky!
  • You know what? I think we've seen enough. [turns and kisses Bill]
    • Who: Allan Sanders and Jo Harding
    • Source: Twister (1996)
  • And so, we've come to the happy end of our story. But it's time for all of us to go home...just like Thomas.
  • That's funny, Chanice. See what I put up with? And don't drive fast. I'm not fixing any more tickets for you.
    • Who: Buck Russell
  • (post-credits:) Wake up! [air horn honking] Ha ha ha ha!
  • They say they built the train tracks over the Alps before there was a train that could make the trip. They built it anyway. They knew one day the train would come. Any arbitrary turning along the way, and I would be elsewhere. I would be different. What are four walls, anyway? They are what they contain. The house protects the dreamer. Unthinkably good things can happen, even late in the game. It's such a surprise.
  • After that my guess is that you will never hear from him again. The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he did not exist. And like that...he's gone.
  • Okay, m-m-m-m-m-move along. Th-Th-there's nothing else to see. Th-That's all, folks! Hmm. I like the sound of that. Th-Th-Th-Th-That's all, folks!
  • Charlie, don't forget what happened to the man who suddenly got everything he always wanted.
  • What happened?
  • He lived happily ever after.
  • Oh, but anyway, Toto, we're home. Home! And this is my room, and you're all here. And I'm not gonna leave here ever, ever again, because I love you all, and - Oh, Auntie Em, there's no place like home.
  • So I had planned to marry Peter, but...I married Jack instead. Thank goodness my father was right. Life doesn't always turn out the way you plan. But Jack...Jack gave me the perfect gift: a stamp in my passport. He took me to Florence for our honeymoon. I guess you might say he gave me the world. Peter once asked me when it was that I fell in love with Jack. And I told him, "It was while you were sleeping."
  • You still got your Izod?

Alien film series edit

  • Final report of the commercial starship Nostromo, third officer reporting. The other members of the crew - Kane, Lambert, Parker, Brett, Ash, and Captain Dallas - are dead. Cargo and ship destroyed. I should reach the frontier in about six weeks. With a little luck, the network will pick me up. This is Ripley, last survivor of the Nostromo, signing off. [to Jonesy] Come on, cat.
    • Who: Ellen Ripley
    • Source: Alien (1979)
  • I-ffirmative.
    • Who: Rebecca "Newt" Jorden
    • Source: Aliens (1986)
  • Ash, Captain Dallas are dead. Cargo and ship destroyed. I should reach the frontier in about six weeks. With a little luck, the network will pick me up. This is Ripley, last survivor of the Nostromo, signing off.
    • Who: Ellen Ripley
    • Source: Alien 3 (1992)
  • Final report of the vessel Prometheus. The ship and her entire crew are gone. If you're receiving this transmission, make no attempt to come to its point of origin. There is only death here now, and I'm leaving it behind. It is New Year's Day, the year of our Lord, 2094. My name is Elisabeth Shaw, last survivor of the Prometheus. And I am still searching.
  • This is colony ship Covenant, reporting. All crew members apart from Daniels and Tennessee tragically perished in a solar flare incident. All colonists in hypersleep remain intact and undisturbed. On course for Origae-6. Hopefully this transmission will reach the network, and be relayed in 1.36 years. This is Walter, signing off. Security code, 31564-F.
    • Who: Walter One
    • Source: Alien: Covenant (2017)

The Amazing Spider-Man film series edit

Alvin and the Chipmunks film series edit

  • Now I'm gonna say it... AAAALLLLVVVVIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • OKAY!!!
    • Who: Dave Seville and Alvin
  • (post-credits:) Okay, guys. Come on. Let's try it again. Here we go and sing. Come on. Sing for your Uncle Ian. Come on, sing. Why won't you sing? I said sing. Sing.
  • Okay! this one's for Dave. Everybody, shake what your mama gave ya!
    • Who: Alvin Seville
  • (mid-credits:) ALVIIIIIIIIIINNN!!!!
    • Who: Dave Seville
  • (mid-credits 2:) Good start, gentlemen. Only 10 more rows of bleachers to go. Let's do it.
    • Who: Dr. Rubin
  • (post-credits:) All right, guys. All right. All right. All right, I'm out. I'm out. Is this necessary? Come on. Is that necessary? Is that...At least let me go back and get my purse.
  • AAAALLLLVIIIIIIIINNNNN!!!!
    • Who: Dave Seville
  • (mid-credits:) Oh, come on! Come on. What are you gonna do, carry me out? Really? Okay, you are gonna carry me out. Okay! Okay, this is fine! I've been looking to relax all day! I'm like Cleopatra! Floating away! I'm gonna chillax!

Austin Powers film series edit

  • I'm gonna get you Austin Powers! It's frickin' freezing in here, Mr. Bigglesworth.
    • Who: Dr. Evil
  • (mid-credits:) What say, you, we go out on the town and swing, baby? Yeah!
  • Just a little prick. It's a flu shot. You've been in the coldness of space, I don't want you to get sick. It's one thing to attack me, it's quite another to attack my Mini-Me. I'm gonna get you Austin Powers, I'm gonna get you. [laughs evilly]
    • Who: Dr. Evil
  • (mid-credits:) Paging Dr. Freud.
    • Who: Past Austin Powers
  • (post-credits:) Hello, out there! Is the movie over? I'm still down here, and I'm still in quite a lot of pain. Maybe someone in the lobby could call an ambulance. Oh! The pain is really quite severe. I fashioned a makeshift splint. Here goes nothing! [screams and falls to the ground]
  • I'm gonna get you, Austin Powers! [laughs evilly and dances like Michael Jackson]
    • Who: Dr. Scott Evil
  • (mid-credits:) Ladies and gentleman, Mr. Burt Bacharach

Babe film series edit

  • That'll do, Pig. That'll do.
    • Who: Farmer Arthur H. "The Boss" Hoggett
    • Source: Babe (1995)
  • That'll do, Pig. That'll do.
    • Who: Farmer Arthur H. "The Boss" Hoggett
  • (post-credits:) Thank you for staying until the end. Bye-bye.

Batman films edit

  • I'm not a bit surprised.
    • Who: Vicki Vale
    • Source: Batman (1989)
  • Come what may. Merry Christmas, Master Bruce.
  • Merry Christmas, Alfred. Good will toward men...and women.
  • Don't work too late.
  • Partners?
  • Partners.
  • Partners.
  • We're going to need a bigger cave.
    • Who: Barbara Wilson, Dick Grayson, Bruce Wayne and Alfred Pennyworth
    • Source: Batman & Robin (1997)
  • And you'll never have to.
  • Because he's the hero Gotham deserves, but not the one it needs right now. So we'll hunt him. Because he can take it. Because he's not our hero. He's a silent guardian. A watchful protector. A Dark Knight.

Back to the Future trilogy edit

  • Hey Doc, we'd better back up. There's not enough road to get to 88.
  • Roads? Where we're going, we don't need roads.
  • Hey Doc! Where are you going now? Back to the future?
  • Nope. Already been there.

Bill & Ted film series edit

  • And so, it wasn't so much the song that made a difference. It was everyone playing together...and it worked.
    • Who: Wilhelmina "Billie" Logan
  • (post-credits): Nurse!

DC Extended Universe edit

  • Of all the Lanterns who have ever worn the ring, there was one whose light shined brightest. At first his humanity was thought to be a weakness, and yet it proved to be his greatest strength.
  • Glad to be here, Lois.
  • You should shut it down, or my friends and I will do it for you.
  • I used to want to save the world. To end war and bring peace to mankind; but then I glimpsed the darkness that lives within their light. I learnt that inside every one of them there will always be both. The choice each must make for themselves — something no hero will ever defeat. And now I know... that only love can truly save the world. So now I stay, I fight, and I give — for the world I know can be. This is my mission now. Forever.
  • No, I have too much to live for and more important things to do. We have to level the playing field, Mr. Wilson. To put it plainly, shouldn't we have a league of our own?
  • Sure. But first, you gotta tell me how to find him.
    • Who: David Kane / Black Manta
    • Source: Aquaman (2018)
  • Uh...well, that's not THAT cool.
    • Who: Billy Batson / Shazam
    • Source: Shazam! (2019)
  • Just to save the fucking world, that’s all.
  • It's been a while since anyone's made the world this nervous. Black Adam. We should talk.

Dennis the Menace film series edit

  • Oh, I'm gonna get that little kid!
    • Who: Andrea
    • Source: Dennis the Menace (1993)
  • He's a menace!
    • Who: George Wilson
    • Source: Dennis the Menace: Strikes Again (1998)
  • Dennis!
    • Who: George Wilson
    • Source: A Dennis the Menace Christmas (2007)

Disney Channel Original Movies edit

  • Let's kick it!
    • Who: Dee La Duke
  • (extended ending:) And...go.
  • Santa?
    • Who: Rowena Clyborn
    • Source: Christmas...Again?! (2021)
  • Oh... [laughs] I was having so much fun, I almost forgot. You didn't think this was the end of the story, did you?
  • What? You didn't think this was the end of the story, did you?
  • Hey, last one over the bridge...
  • ...Is a ROTTEN APPLE!!!
  • Yeah! Whoo! That's what I'm talkin' about! Whoo!
    • Who: Troy Bolten
  • (post-credits:) I might even make you a creme brulee.
  • So, things went back to normal. Or, at least as normal as the life of a high school crime fighter can be. It took some time and a mega amount of coding, but we stabilized Athena, flushed out Drakken's evil programming, and saved the good in her. Together, we formed a martial arts club, and now everyone at Middleton High wants to join. Well, almost everyone. And as for me, learning to be a better friend...Made me a better hero.
    • Who: Kim Possible
  • (in-credits:) Okay. My new evil master plan to take down Kim Possible will be my tightest yet!
    • Who: Young Dr. Drakken
    • Source: Kim Possible (2019)
  • I just hope our new guitar player can keep up.
  • Pretty soon, everyone forgot about the Sage way. That's the old way. The new way is to let kids be themselves. After all, everybody has their something. And letting everybody be the most of their something they can be? That's the real magic.
    • Who: Nori Boxwood-Horace
    • Source: Upside-Down Magic (2020)
  • Zander, this is Puppy.
  • Weird...

American Girl edit

  • Mesa Grande Elementary will have an art program this year!
    • Who: Principal Laird
    • Source: Saige Paints The Sky (2013)
  • If we are, I hope we never wake up.
    • Who: Samantha Parkington
    • Source: Samantha: An American Girl Holiday (2004)
  • As the carolers sang, I knew that no matter where our journeys led us, we would always have in our hearts, the comforts of that evening, the love of our families, and the everlasting nature of true friendship.
    • Who: Felicity Merriman
    • Source: Felicity: An American Girl Adventure (2006)
  • My mum's favorite part was the very end of the story. "And it was always said of him, that he knew how to keep Christmas well, if any man alive possessed the knowledge. May that be truly said of us, and all of us! And so, as Tiny Tim observed, 'God bless Us, Every One!"'
    • Who: Emily Bennett
    • Source: Molly: An American Girl on the Home Front (2006)
  • Now, no matter what life had in store, I was ready.
    • Who: Margaret Mildred 'Kit' Kittredge
    • Source: Kit Kittredge: An American Girl (2008)

Harry Potter series edit

  • This came with it.
    • Who 1: Hermione Granger
  • How fast does it go, Harry?
    • Who 2: Random Gryffindor Student
  • Mischief managed. Nox.
  • So yeah. It was...very...it was a very good ten years.
    • Who: Daniel Radcliffe
  • After all this time?
  • Always.
    • Who: Severus Snape and Albus Dumbledore (Archival footage)
    • Source: Harry Potter 20th Anniversary: Harry Potter and the Return To Hogwarts (2022)

Ghostbusters series edit

  • I love this town! Ha ha!
    • Who: Winston Zeddmore
  • (in-credits:) I wanna go with them, in their car.
  • No, I believe it's one of the Fettuccinis.
    • Who: Peter Venkman
  • (in-credits:) Ghostbusters! Ghostbusters! Ghostbusters!

Goosebumps film series edit

  • You forgot about me.
  • You try living in a book for a while, Papa.
    • Who: Slappy the Dummy
  • (in-credits:) Hiya! Look at my candle.
    • Who: Pumpkin
  • (post-credits:) Slappy Halloween. [cackles]

Hannibal Lecter series edit

Home Alone series edit

  • Kevin! What did you do to my room?!

Independence Day films edit

Indiana Jones series edit

  • Well, I know what I've got here. Come on. I'll buy you a drink. You know, a drink?

Inspector Gadget films edit

  • A happy ending. What could be better than true love? Ooh, cute little bug. Wait up, fraulein. Did you know I speak German? Fahrvergnugen, baby.
    • Who: Gadgetmobile
  • (mid-credits:) Hey, thanks for watching my movie. Yeah, my movie, even though we called it Inspector Gadget. I know you all are wondering; Things with the Volkswagen are workin' out real good. We got married in Las Vegas, in a drive-through Chapel. We're expecting a little subcompact any day now, thinking of calling him "The Love Bug", which is in no way a plug for my employer, The Walt Disney Company. Although, when our little one is old enough, I'm sure his first words will be, "I'm going to Disneyland!" But don't any of you leave for theme parks just yet. All these fine people made me look good.
    • Who: Gadgetmobile
  • (post-credits:) Wow! You made it through the credits, and we didn't offer you anything for free! Movie audiences are the best audiences in the world. Now, get out, go home, leave, vamoose. You got to go. I am tired. Please go home, go home, go home, go home. Good night, Riverton!

James Bond films edit

  • Throw us your line.
    • Who: Felix Leiter
    • Source: Dr. No (1962)
  • Oh, no, you don't. This is not time to be rescued.
  • Four, three, two.
    • Who: Jimmy Bond
    • Source: Casino Royale (1967)
  • James, how do we get those diamonds down again?
  • Why not?
  • James.
  • Darling, what could possibly go wrong, okay?
  • The names Bond. James Bond.
  • With pleasure, M. With pleasure.
    • Who: James Bond
    • Source: Skyfall (2012)
  • There's just one thing I need.
    • Who: James Bond
    • Source: Spectre (2015)
  • I'm going to tell you a story...about a man. His name is Bond, James Bond.

Jaws series edit

  • I can't imagine why.
    • Who: Matt Hooper
    • Source: Jaws (1975)
  • Sure they did.
    • Who: Brody
    • Source: Jaws 2 (1978)
  • All right!

Jumanji series edit

  • What's that noise?
    • Who: Emilie Reynaud
    • Source: Jumanji (1995)

Jurassic Park series edit

  • It is absolutely imperative that we work with the Costa Rican Department of Biological Preserves to establish a set of rules for the preservation and isolation of that island. These creatures require our absence to survive, not our help. And if we could only step aside and trust in nature, life will find a way.
  • Probably stick together, for survival.
  • Life on Earth has existed for hundreds of millions of years. And dinosaurs were only a part of that, and we're an even smaller part of that. They really put us in perspective. The idea that life on Earth existed 65 million years ago...it's humbling. We act like we’re alone here, but we're not. We're part of a fragile system made up of all living things. If we're going to survive, we'll have to trust each other, depend on each other, coexist.

Marvel Cinematic Universe edit

  • I'm here to talk to you about the Avenger Initiative.
  • Sir, we found it.
  • Well, I guess that's worth a look.
    • Who: Loki, via Erik Selvig
    • Source: Thor (2011)
  • Yeah. Yeah, I just...I had a date.
    • Who: Steve Rogers
    • Source: Captain America: The First Avenger (2011)
    • Notes: Following post-credits scene depicts scenes from The Avengers, and thus not truly end the film.
  • To challenge them...is to court...death.
  • I'm 14-years-old, and I still had a nanny. That was weird.
  • What do you let it lick you like that for? Gross. Yeah! But it burns going down.
  • It's about damn time.
    • Who: Hope van Dyne
    • Source: Ant-Man (2015)
    • Notes: Following post-credits scene depicts scenes from Captain America: Civil War, and thus not truly end the film.
  • Because I see at long last what's wrong with the world. Too many sorcerers.
  • Hey, fellas! Hey, wait, where are you going? Hey, you were supposed to be my lift home! How will I get out of here? Hey! Oh, gee, I've got so many more stories to tell! Oh, guys! Oh, gee!
  • Hi, I'm Captain America. Here to talk to you about one of the most valuable traits a student or soldier can have. Patience. Sometimes, patience is the key to victory. Sometimes, it leads to very little, and it seems like it's not worth it, and you wonder why you waited so long for something so disappointing...How many more of these?
    • Who: Steve Rogers / Captain America
    • Source: Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017)
    • Notes: Post-credit scene is a PSA recording of Captain America.
  • I just, I gotta say. I'm proud of you all. This revolution has been a huge success. Yay us! Pat-pat on the back. Pat on the back. Come on. No? Me too. 'Cause I've been a big part of it. Can't have a revolution without somebody to overthrow! So, ah, you're welcome. And, uh, it's a tie.
  • Come, we have much to learn.
  • Hello? Ha-ha, very funny. Hank, quit screwing around. You told me yourself, not screw around. Hank? Hope? Janet? Guys...Guys? Be seriously, don't joke around! Bring me up, let's go! GUYS!
  • Oh yeah. You and me both. Believe me... you're gonna earn it. I've got your next target. Thought I'd hand-deliver it. Maybe you'd like a shot at the man responsible for your sister's death. Kind of a cutie, don't you think?
    • Who: Valentina Allegra de Fontaine
    • Source: Black Widow (2021)
  • Sure you’re ready for that, Mr. Whitman?
    • Who: Mysterious Man
    • Source: Eternals (2021)
    • Note: The unseen man is identified off-screen as Eric Brooks / Blade.
  • And there he goes. Without paying the bills, no tips, nothing.
    • Who: Bartender
    • Source: Spider-Man: No Way Home (2021)
    • Notes: Following post-credits scene depicts scenes from Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness, and thus not truly end the film.
  • Thank you for looking after my son. You are very welcome here, to the land of the gods. Welcome to Valhalla.
  • All of us.
    • Who: Immortus
    • Source: Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania (2023)
    • Note: The following post-creidt scene depicts scenes from the second season of Loki, and thus not truly end the film.
  • Oh, shit.

The Mask film series edit

  • SSSMOKIN'!
    • Who: Stanley Ipkiss
    • Source: The Mask (1994)
  • What do you think about that Double A? A little brother or sister? How does that sound?

The Matrix edit

  • I know you're out there. I can feel you now. I know that you're afraid...you're afraid of us. You're afraid of change. I don't know the future. I didn't come here to tell you how this is going to end. I came here to tell you how it's going to begin. I'm going to hang up this phone, and then I'm going to show these people what you don't want them to see. I'm going to show them a world without you. A world without rules and controls, without borders or boundaries. A world where anything is possible. Where we go from there is a choice I leave to you.
    • Who: Neo / Thomas A. Anderson
    • Source: The Matrix (1999)

Middle-Earth film series edit

Men in Black film series edit

  • Hey, Jay! Zed called. The high consulate from Solaxiant 9 wants floor seats for the next Bulls game.
  • All right, let's put in a call to Dennis Rodman. He's from that planet.
  • Rodman? You're kidding.
  • Nope.
  • Not much of a disguise.

MonsterVerse edit

  • Sweetie!
  • This world never belonged to us. It belonged to them. The question is, how long before they take it back. Kong is not the only king.

National Treasure edit

Pirates of the Caribbean edit

  • Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate’s life for me. We pillage, we plunder, we rifle, we loot, drink up, me hearties, yo ho. We kidnap and ravage and don’t give a hoot, drink up, me hearties, yo ho. Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate’s life for me...

Planet of the Apes edit

  • You Maniacs! You blew it up! Ah, damn you! God damn you all to hell!
  • In one of the countless billions of galaxies in the universe, lies a medium-sized star, and one of its satellites, a green and insignificant planet, is now dead.
  • But now...now we will put away our hatred. Now we will put down our weapons. We have passed through the night of the fires, and those who were our masters are now our servants. And we, who are not human, can afford to be humane. Destiny is the will of God, and if it is man's destiny to be dominated, it is God's will that he be dominated with compassion, and understanding. So, cast out your vengeance. Tonight, we have seen the birth of the Planet of the Apes!

Power Rangers film series edit

  • This Ranger team did what my team could not. You will humbly walk amongst your peers, but heroes you all will be. Each of your names will be etched alongside the great Ranger teams before you. I will always owe a debt of gratitude to you all.
    • Who: Zordon
  • (mid-credits:) It might've been my fault, It might've been my fault, I'm so sorry.

RoboCop edit

  • Murphy.
    • Who: RoboCop
    • Source: RoboCop (1987)
  • Patience, Lewis. We're only human.
  • My friends call me Murphy. You can call me...RoboCop!

Scooby-Doo live action movies edit

  • Looking for clues and kicking butt.
    • Who: Velma Dinkley
  • (in-credits:) One, two, three!
    • Who: Scooby-Doo and Shaggy Rogers
    • Source: Scooby-Doo (2002)

Sesame Street edit

The Santa Clause film series edit

  • Nothing wrong with a straight line, Chet. Chet! CHET!!

The Smurfs film series edit

  • Grace, I smurf you.
    • Who: Patrick
  • (mid-credits) Smurfs. Smurfs! I wish I could quit you. Get out of here. What are you looking at?
    • Who: Gargamel
    • Source: The Smurfs (2011)
    • Note: He was stuck in New York City powerless and while the Smurfs went back to Smurf Village with victory and no Gargamel to bother him.
  • Have a nice trip.
    • Who: Jokey
  • (mid-credits) And where do you think you’re going?! You’re coming with me!
  • (post-credits) How dare you call me that?! I have bungled nothing! Well, Paris is over, my friend, we're back here in the Dark Ages, I suggest you get used to it! Aw, you want room service, why don't you yell out the window?! Don't you show your claws to me unless you are prepared to use them, Mr. Pussy Foot! Pussy foot! Pussy foot! Pussy foot! Stop it! Not the face! Not the face!
    • Who: Gargamel
    • Source: The Smurfs 2 (2013)
    • Note: At the end when Gargamel blasts off into the air, he and Azrael gets sent back to the castle. They get into a fight and Azrael then attacks Gargamel with his claws.

Sony's Spider-Man Universe films edit

  • When I get out of here - and I will - there's gonna be carnage.
    • Who: Cletus Kasady
    • Source: Venom (2018)
    • Note: Following post-credits scene depicts scenes from Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse, and thus not truly end the film.
  • (Roomer: "Dude, what are you doing in my room?") Uh... I...
  • Intriguing.
    • Who: Michael Morbius
    • Source: Morbius (2022)
  • Whatever the future holds. We’ll be ready. And you know the best thing about the future… It hasn’t happened yet.
    • Who: Cassandra "Cassie" Web / Madame Web
    • Source: Madame Web (2024)

Spider-Man Sam Raimi film series edit

  • Whatever life holds in store for me, I will never forget these words: "With great power comes great responsibility." This is my gift, my curse. Who am I? I'm Spider-Man.
  • Whoo! Hoo-hoo!
  • Whatever comes our way...whatever battle is raging inside us, we always have a choice. My friend Harry taught me that. He chose to be the best of himself. It’s the choices that make us what we are...and we can always choose to do what's right.

Star Trek edit

  • Space, the final frontier. These are the continuing voyages of the Starship Enterprise. Her ongoing mission, to explore strange new worlds...to seek out new lifeforms and new civilisations...To boldly go where no man has gone before.
  • Captain's log, U.S.S. Enterprise, stardate 9529.1. This is the final cruise of the Starship Enterprise under my command. This ship and her history will shortly become the care of another crew. To them and their posterity will we commit our future. They will continue the voyages we have begun and journey to all the undiscovered countries, boldly going where no man, where no one...has gone before.
  • I always thought I'd get a shot at this chair one day.
  • Perhaps you still will...somehow I doubt this will be the last ship to carry the name "Enterprise". Picard to Farragut, two to beam up.
  • Space, the final frontier. These are the voyages of the starship Enterprise. Her ongoing mission: to explore strange new worlds, to seek out new lifeforms and new civilizations, to boldly go where no one has gone before.
  • To boldly go where no one has gone before.

Star Wars edit

  • All right. I understand. Fine. When he comes back, I won't get in the way.
  • No, he's not like that at all. He's my brother.
  • I have to admit that without the clones, it would have not been a victory.
  • Victory? Victory, you say? Master Obi-Wan, not victory. The shroud of the Dark Side has fallen; Begun, the Clone War has.
  • Hope.
    • Who: Princess Leia Organa of Alderaan
    • Source: Rogue One (2016)
  • No, I'm telling ya, it's gonna be great. When have I ever steered you wrong?
    • Who: Han Solo
    • Source: Solo (2018)

Stuart Little films edit

  • Big deal. When she can fall from a tree and land on her feet, then I'll be impressed.

Superman edit

  • No, sir. Don't thank me, Warden. We're all part of the same team. Good night.
  • Good afternoon, Mr. President. Sorry I've been away so long. I won't let you down again.
  • Giorgio, per favore. Que grazie.
  • No. It's the same as it's always been, Luthor. On the brink. With good fighting evil. See you in twenty.
  • I'm always around. Good night, Lois.

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles film series edit

  • I can't see me loving nobody but you For all my life When you're with me, baby The skies'll be blue For all my life!

Terminator edit

  • The unknown future rolls toward us. I face it for the first time with a sense of hope, because if a machine, a Terminator, can learn the value of human life, maybe we can too.
  • By the time SkyNet became self-aware it had spread into millions of computer servers all across the planet. Ordinary computers in office buildings, dorm rooms, everywhere. It was software, in cyberspace. There was no system core. It could not be shut down. The attack began at 6:18 P.M. just as he said it would. Judgment Day. The day the human race was nearly destroyed by the weapons they built to protect themselves. I should have realized our destiny was never to stop Judgment Day; it was merely to survive it. Together. The Terminator knew. He tried to tell us, but I didn't want to hear it. Maybe the future has been written. I don't know. All I know is what the Terminator taught me. Never stop fighting. And I never will. The battle has just begun.
  • There is a storm on the horizon. A time of hardship and pain. The battle has been won, but the war against machines rages on. Skynet's global network remains strong, but we will not quit, until all of it is destroyed. This is John Connor. There is no fate but what we make.
  • It was over. Skynet was gone. Now, one road has become many. Though questions remain, We'll search for the answers together. But, one thing we know for sure, The future is not set.

Top Gun film series edit

  • I don't know, but uh, it's looking good so far.
    • Who: Lt. Pete "Maverick" Mitchell
    • Source: Top Gun (1986)

X-Men film series edit

  • And I will always be there, old friend.
    • Who: Professor Charles Xavier
    • Source: X-Men (2000)
  • Mutation. It is the key to our evolution. It is how we have evolved from a single-cell organism into the dominant species on the planet. This process is slow, normally taking thousands and thousands of years. But every few millennia evolution leaps forward.
  • Shhh.
    • Who: Wade Wilson / Deadpool
  • No. I'm drinking to remember.
    • Who: Logan
    • Source: X-Men Origins: Wolverine (2009)
    • Notes: Two alternate post-credits scenes were shown at different screenings. The last line alternates depending on which version was shown.
  • As I told you a long time ago, you're not the only with gifts.
  • En Sabah Nur. En Sabah Nur. En Sabah Nur. En Sabah Nur. En Sabah Nur. En Sabah Nur. En Sabah Nur. En Sabah Nur. En Sabah Nur. En Sabah Nur.
  • I'm never gonna dance again, the way I danced with you, ohhhhhhh!
    • Who: Wade Wilson / Deadpool
  • (post-credits:) You're still here? It's over. Go home! Oh, you're expecting a teaser for Deadpool 2. Well, we don't have that kind of money. What are you expecting, Sam Jackson show up with an eyepatch and a saucy little leather number? Go, go. Oh, but I can tell you one thing and it's a bit of a secret. The sequel, we're gonna have Cable. Amazing character, bionic arm, time-travel, we have no idea who we're gonna cast yet, but it could be anybody just need a big guy with a flat-top. Could be Mel Gibson, Dolph Lundgren, Keira Knightley, she's got range, who knows, anyway big secret shhh. Oh and don't leave your garbage all lying around, it's a total dick move. Go.
    • Who: Wade Wilson / Deadpool
    • Source: Deadpool (2016)
  • Forget everything you think you know. Whatever lessons you learned in school, whatever your parents taught you, none of that matters! You're not kids anymore. You're not students. You're X-Men!
  • "There's no living with a killing. There's no going back from one. Right or wrong, it's a brand. A brand sticks. There's no going back. Now you run on home to your mother, and tell her... tell her everything's all right. And there aren't any more guns in the valley."
    • Who: Laura
    • Source: Logan (2017)
    • Notes: Laura is quoting Shane as a eulogy for Logan.
  • You're welcome, Canada.
    • Who: Wade Wilson / Deadpool
    • Source: Deadpool 2 (2018)
  • No, you won't.
    • Who: Professor Charles Xavier
    • Source: Dark Phoenix (2019)
  • Inside every person there are two bears. One bear is all the good things, compassion, love trust. The other is all the bad things, fear, shame, self-destruction. I asked, "Which one wins?" He answered, "The one you feed."
    • Who: Danielle "Dani" Moonstar / Mirage
    • Source: The New Mutants (2020)