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101 Dalmatians (1996 film)

1996 film directed by Stephen Herek

101 Dalmatians is a 1996 American family comedy film produced by Walt Disney Pictures, and a live-action remake of the animated 1961 Disney film of the same name, which in turn was based on Dodie Smith's 1956 novel The Hundred and One Dalmatians.

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Jasper: Now there are two things you must not do to the skinner. One: do not look at the horrendous scar on this neck. Two: don't talk to him, understand? Not a word.
Horace: Right. [Skinner answers the door] [surprised] OH! Look at the size of that scar! [Jasper rolls his eyes in annoyance] No bloody wonder you can't talk, mate!
[Skinner growls]
Jasper: Excuse me just a minute, would you? [closes the door and angrily punches Horace]
Frederick: I thought we liked stripes this year.
Cruella: What kind of sycophant are you?
Frederick: Uh...what kind of sycophant would you like me to be?
Anita: Cruella, the puppies have to be with their mother for several weeks. They're not ready to leave.
Cruella: Fine. Put the little brutes on reserve for me. How much would you like?
Roger: They're not for sale.
Cruella: Oh? You've come into some money, have you? Did you design some silly game that will drive the delinquent kiddies into frenzies of video delight?
Roger: As a matter of fact, I have...
Anita: No, no, what Roger means to say is that we're not sure we're going to sell the puppies.
Cruella: Anita, don't be ridiculous! You can't possibly afford to keep them. [offers to buy the puppies] I'll pay you twice what they're worth. Come now. I'm being more than generous. £500! [writes out a check] £7,500! Fair? £2 per spot.
Anita: But, Cruella, what would you do with 15 puppies?
Roger: That's irrelevant, Anita. She can't have any 'cause they're not for sale!
Cruella: I'm getting very tired of you, Roland!
Roger: Roger.
Cruella: Whatever. [holds out a £7,500 check] Take it.
[Roger and Anita do not respond; Cruella shows them the check]
Cruella: [quietly] Take it.
[Roger and Anita still do not respond]
Cruella: [loudly] Take it!
Anita: [calmly] Cruella... the puppies are not for sale.
Cruella: [resignedly] You're quite... sure?
Roger and Anita: Yes.
Cruella: [furiously] All right. Keep the little beasts. Do what you want with them. Drown them, for all I care! You're a fool, Anita! I've no use for fools. [rips the check] You're fired! You're finished! You'll never work in fashion again! I'm through with all of you! I'll get even! Just wait! You'll be sorry, you fools! You idiots! [exits]
Cruella: [over the phone] Mr. Skinner, suspicions are mounting. Police are everywhere. I want the job done tonight. Can you do it? [Skinner taps one of the keys on the phone several times to communicate] Any way you want. Poison them. Drown them. Bash them on the head! Got any chloroform? I don't care how you kill the little beasts. Just do it and do it now!
Horace: [still cold after falling through the frozen pond] Turn the heater on will you!
Jasper: No. Not with this thing acting the way she is. I don't want to risk losing power.
Horace: I can't stand the cold no more! I want heat! [turns the heat on himself, but the system shorts and a bolt of lightning strikes the heater and sets the truck on fire]Fire. TOO HOT! TOO HOT!
Jasper: Stupidly, you see? That's your problem, That's what's been holding you back, if it was to you, you'd have taken hold of that wire set fire to your undershorts cooked your tongue before even thinking it was electrified
Horace: Point taken, But what are the logs for
Jasper: We stand upon the logs and hop over thereby avoiding painful electirc-shock
Horace: [seeing Jasper had a plan to jump] Brilliant,
Jasper: Right. Mount the log. [as they climb on pile of logs] Extend Leg, [their legs go over the wires of the electric fence] All right, Now, when I count to three, we jump, Ready.
Horace: Yes,
Jasper: One, [Logs gives way sending Jasper and Horace fell on the wires of electric fence causing them to zap with screams in pain and fell onto the ground and stands up as walks off]
[a line of police cars and a van to set off find Dalmatians and pickup Cruella and her henchmen,in the woods,Jasper and Horace saw the police]
Jasper: Thank the Lord.
Horace: We're saved.
Cop 1: [placing Jasper and Horace in the police van] Here you go
Cop 2': Up you go
Jasper: Much obliged,Thanks
Cop 3: Watch your heads,Very kind
Horace: Thank you.
Cop 4: Nice and quiet.[closing the door a sign says NO STANDING as Jasper and Horace sits down in the van]
Horace: This is Lovely
Jasper: [Last Words]Isn't it,Nice and warm,
Horace: No animals neither,
[Jasper and Horace hears Skinner growling and sees him and he was cross that being attacked by Kipper and his clothes is all torn as they smiles]
[Cruella, Horace, Jasper and Skinner are taken into custody in the police van on their way to jail for their crimes]
Cruella: [sarcastically] Congratulations. You've just won gold, silver, and bronze in the Morons' Olympics.
Horace:[last words] Who won the gold?
Cruella:[last words] SHUT UP! My business, my reputation, my life... has been ruined, because you three incompetent twits... let yourselves be outsmarted by a bunch of dumb animals! And you call yourselves men. HA! I've seen more intelligent pieces of carpet!
[she suddenly notices a skunk which she mistook for her purse, who sprays; all four scream]

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  Animated Feature films     One Hundred and One Dalmatians  (1961) · 101 Dalmatians II: Patch's London Adventure  (2002)
  Live Action films     101 Dalmatians  (1996) · 102 Dalmatians  (2000) · Cruella  (2021)
  Television series     101 Dalmatians: The Series  (1997-1998) · 101 Dalmatian Street  (2019–20)
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