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Alvin and the Chipmunks: Chipwrecked

2011 film directed by Mike Mitchell

Alvin and the Chipmunks: Chipwrecked is a 2011 American adventure comedy film. The film stars Jason Lee, David Cross and Jenny Slate. It was distributed by 20th Century Fox, and produced by Regency Enterprises and Bagdasarian Productions. The film is a sequel to the 2007 "Chipmunks" film and its 2009 "Squeakquel", and was released on December 16, 2011.

This holiday, it's gonna get squeaky.(taglines)

Dialogue

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Dave: [over cruise's microphone] ALVIN!!! [people on cruise cover their ears]

[Scene change, it's now evening and Dave and the chipmunks are in their cruise room.]

Dave: We talked about setting rules, Alvin.
Alvin: I'm sorry, Dave. I didn't know the agreement meant no fun!
Dave: You're allowed to have fun. When are you gonna stop acting like a child?
Alvin: When are you going to stop treating me like a child?
Dave: I'll stop treating you like a child when you start acting like a grownup.
Alvin: I'll start acting like a grownup when you start- [The Chipettes enter, singing a parody of "Whip My Hair" as the Chipmunks beatbox along.]
Dave: Hey, girls, not now, please. Okay? I need to get ready to have dinner with the captain.
Brittany: We're having dinner with the captain?
Dave: No, I am. You're staying here. I have to go apologize for everything that Alvin did.
Dave: Captain, I'm really sorry about what happened. Alvin, he's a kid. He's just trying to have some fun.
Captain Correlli: There's nothing wrong with fun. Our pelican makes sure that everyone on the ship has fun. In fact, in port, he circles the ship on a hang glider. It's really quite amusing. However, my number one priority is the passengers' safety. So I simply cannot have Alvin put himself, or anyone else, at risk again.
Dave: Believe me. I understand.
Captain Correlli: If Alvin breaks any more of our rules, there will be consequences.
Dave: The last thing we want is anyone getting hurt.
Simon: Alvin! Alvin!
Dave: Simon?
Simon: I wasn't betting. Honest.
Better 1: Your winnings, sir.
Better 2: Oh, busted!
Simon: I didn't sneak out. I mean, I did, but only to stop Alvin.
Dave: Right.
Ian: There they are, Captain!
Dave: Captain.
[Later in the room…]
Alvin: What's he going to do, make us walk the plank?
Theodore: [gasps] There's a plank?
Dave: No, there's no plank. But if you guys disobey me one more time, you will be off the ship. And you'll miss the International Music Awards. Do you understand?
Eleanor: [doubtfully] Yes, Dave.
Jeanette: Uh-huh.
Brittany: Absolutely.
Alvin: What if we need to disobey you?
Dave: And why would you need to do that?
Alvin: Well, let's say that you tell me to stay put. "Alvin, if you move from that chair, you're grounded." But then, I happen to see pirates climbing up ropes, ever so stealthy, from the side of the ship. Now, it would be easy for me to take my trusty old Swiss Army knife and cut the ropes. But I have to stay put. Or do I?
Dave: Yes, Alvin, you do. And what are you doing with a pocket knife?
Alvin: What pocket knife are you referring to?
Dave: Come on, give it to me. You could cut yourself.
Alvin: So, I could have saved the whole ship from robbage and pilgering and you'd still ground me?
Simon: Alvin, there's no such word as robbage. And it's pillaging. But he does have a point, Dave. There's got to be times when you trust us to take matters into your own hands.
Dave: I trusted you tonight and look where that got me! [sighs]
Alvin: That's probably just the hot gravy talking.
Dave: You're all lucky Captain Correlli has allowed you one more activity.
Alvin: Is it hang gliding, wakeboarding or bungee jumping?
Dave: Nope. Shuffleboard.
Chipmunks/Chipettes: Aww!
Alvin: Man!
Simon: By my calculations, it appears to be 10% shuffle, 90% bored.
Jeanette: [giggles] That's funny.
Simon: Thanks. You really think so?
Alvin: You know, Dave, I think I'd prefer the plank.
Dave: Sorry, Alvin, but this is what you get to do. And I get to do something I haven't done in a long time: absolutely nothing.
Alvin: Brittany approaches her puck... adjusts her stance... looks over at me quite annoyed... wonders to herself if I'm ever going to shut my mouth... realizes I'm not...and makes her move... [Brittany misses]
Alvin: And... OH! Oh, it's short! [laughs] A costly error, ladies and gentlemen! That's going to haunt her the rest of her career!
Brittany: [laughs sarcastically] You can make all the jokes you want, Alvin, but not even you can make this interesting.
Theodore: [waking up and sees Simon running off] Simon? Where are you going?
Simon: [in a French accent] Who is this Simon you speak of?
Theodore: Um, you?
Simon: No, my name is not Simon. It is… Simone!
Theodore: That's pretty close to Simon.
Simon/Simone: And yet, completely different. Would you care to join me on my adventure?
Theodore: What adventure?
Simon/Simone: The adventure called life!
Jeanette: [when Simon/Simone came to her and grabs her hand] W-what are you doing?
Simon/Simone: What I wanted to do the moment I laid my eyes on you. [starts dancing with Jeanette>
Theodore: [walking towards Eleanor] Um, Eleanor, would you like to dance?
Eleanor: I'd love to.
Theodore: With me?
Eleanor: [throws her crutches)] Yes, Theodore! (grabs onto Theodore's paws and starts dancing with him)
Brittany: I can't believe Jeanette's getting all the attention. I mean, I'm the pretty one. Jeanette's the smart one. You don't see me running around trying to be all smart, do you?
Alvin: I know. I'm the fun one. You're the pretty one!
Brittany: Yeah! [they see Zoe and the rest of the gang still dancing in the rain)]
Alvin: Do you know how slippery that dirt is? This is ridiculous. Are you even listening to me? SIMON!
Brittany: Uh, Alvin, you're starting to sound like Dave.
Alvin: [shocked] NO!
Zoe: You're not coming back up until you have every last bit of that treasure!
Jeanette: But the volcano is about to explode!
Zoe: Then I guess you better hurry, huh?
[Last lines: Dave, the Chipmunks and the Chipettes are flying home; Dave tries to put the chipmunks' tiny suitcases in the overhead locker]
Flight Attendant: I'm sorry, sir. That's full. We're gonna have to gate check those.
Dave: [sighs] Are you gonna charge me $25 a bag?
Flight Attendant: Of course not, sir. It's $25 for the first bag, and $40 for each additional bag.
Jeanette: [shivering in her seat] I'm a little chilly, would you mind adjusting the vent?
Simon: But of course. [Simon jumps up to adjust the vent, but pushes a book before Brittany aside while landing]
Brittany: Oh, you wrinkled my business magazine!
Simon: Heh, sorry.
Brittany: [pushes book aside revealing a magazine with herself on the cover] Guess I'll have to read this. Oh, she's pretty. Oh wait, that's me.
Dave: All right, head count.
Theodore: [appears wearing a monster costume made out of a bag] Boo!! [roars until Dave removes the bag] You like my jungle monster costume? Eleanor made it for me.
Eleanor: Yeah! Out of the barf bag!
Dave: Yeah, nice. [tosses bag aside and does a head count] Where's Alvin?
Alvin: [over intercom] Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking: we're cleared for an untimed departure for Timbuktu. If Timbuktu is not for you, please alert the flight attendant by pressing your call button. [The passengers press the buttons]
Dave: Alvin...
Alvin: [frantically] Thank you for choosing Air Alvin, uh...enjoy your flight!
Flight Attendant: Sir, please return to your seat, we're about to take off. [Alvin jumps off the food cart, accidentally pressing the release lever, which eventually makes it roll down the aisle]
Flight Attendant: Sit, now!
Alvin: Uh-oh.
Dave: But he–
Flight Attendant: Sit!
Dave: No, no, no! [The cart crashes into him] ALVIN!!! [Alvin smiles nervously as the plane takes off and the end credits start]

About Alvin and the Chipmunks: Chipwrecked

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  • I really try to make movies that are for adults and kids. And you can do it. Because it shouldn’t be torturous to take your kid to a movie. We should all enjoy it. And my favorite thing is when we have a friends and family screening, when a little girl is laughing at a joke and she looks up at her daddy and he’s laughing, too. I’m like, ‘Yes.’ It’s great to have laughs for both of them. But, when they laugh together that is magic to me.

Taglines

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  • This holiday, it is going to get squeaky.
  • They are going to rock the boat!

Cast

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