The Adventures of Elmo in Grouchland
1999 film directed by Gary Halvorson
The Adventures of Elmo in Grouchland is a 1999 American musical fantasy-comedy film in which a tug-of-war between Elmo and his friend Zoe sends his blanket to faraway Grouchland, a place full of grouchy creatures and the villainous Huxley. Elmo embarks on a rescue mission, learning important lessons about sharing and responsibility.
- Directed by Gary Halvorson. Written by Mitchell Kriegman and Joey Mazzarino.
Huxley
edit- [as Elmo infiltrates his home] That little piece of macrame lives!
Queen of Trash
edit- Since I'm a Queen of my word, you're free to go and pursue the blanket or bed covering of your choice.
Other
edit- Sharon: You like me! You really like me! Get my good side... Oh, that's right. I don't have a good side.
- Tiny: [before he can eat Elmo] You're not a worm. You're a teapot! I can't have tea. I haven't had my din-din yet!
Dialogue
edit- Ernie: [humming but notices the audience] Hi there, everybody! Welcome to the movie. Hey, we're so glad you came. Now--
- [Bert appears, wearing a bath towel and a showering cap]
- Bert: Ernie, Ernie. Listen, I'm going to take a shower. Have you seen my antibacterial soap?
- Ernie: No, Bert, I haven't.
- Bert: Oh.
- Ernie: Now, this movie you're about to see is all about Elmo.
- Bert: Who are you talking to?
- Ernie: The audience, Bert. They're right there.
- Bert: Huh?
- [Bert walks up to the screen]
- Ernie: See?
- Bert: Wow! Look at all those people! Hey, nice cardigan. [laughs]
- Ernie: Now, in this movie, Elmo is going to ask for your help. He wants you to talk and play along.
- Bert: Uh, how do we start?
- Ernie: It's easy. Just count backwards from 10.
- Bert: Okay.
- Ernie: You see, Bert. That's how you start a movie, Bert.
- Bert: Oh!
- Ernie: Can you all help us count backwards from ten?
- Audience: Yeah!
- Ernie: Ready? Yell real loud!
- All: 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1!
- [the film starts]
- Bert: Ah!
- Ernie: Hey, uh, Bert, don't you think you oughta put some clothes on now?
- Bert: What? [shrieks] Ernie!
- Ernie: Enjoy the movie, everybody.
- Ernie: Who would wanna see a movie with a sad ending, Bert?
- Bert: Titanic. Titanic had a sad ending.
- Ernie: No, Bert. Uh, roll the film! C'mon, Bert. C'mon.
- Bert: Gone with the Wind?
- Ernie: No, Bert. No.
- Bert: Doctor Zhivago?
- Ernie: Shh! Quiet, Bert!
- Grizzy: [quietly] Don't let it get around that I'm helping Elmo!
- Gordon: So, where is he?
- Grizzy: He went to Huxley's!
- Oscar: What?! Huxley! First this guy ruined my beautiful Grouchland, and now, he's messin' with my frie...
- [everyone is shocked to hear what Oscar just said]
- Big Bird: Oscar, were you gonna say "friend"?
- Oscar: No. I was gonna say... "French-fried fish-heads"! [everyone else scoffs in disagreement] All right. So the little stink ball is my friend. Oh, I gotta go do somethin' about this!
- Gordon: [in jail] Hey! Can we get some water in here? [gets a bucketful of water in the face] Thanks.
- Telly: I didn't get any.
- Bug: How about that Elmo? What guts! What spunk! What chutzpah!
- Huxley: You know what, Bug? You are really beginning to bug me.
- Bug: Hmm... That's probably because I'm a bug.
- Bug: You have a very lovely singing voice.
- Huxley: Thank you. I always fancied myself a singer. I was almost in a bus and truck show of West Side Story. They said I wasn't right for Maria. What do they know? I feel pretty.
- Oscar: Hey, listen up, ya grouch potatoes. Come on over here! Listen to me.
- [The Grouches gather at his jail cell]
- Oscar: You call yourselves Grouches. Look at ya. This Huxley character's taking everything that makes Grouchland so disgusting and you're not doing anything about it.
- [The Grouches all agree]
- Oscar: We gotta fight for our trash!
- Grouches: Yeah!
- Oscar: Stand up for our slop!
- Grouches: Yeah!
- Oscar: 'Cause...'cause...when they take our goo, uh...we gotta do!
- Grouch Mayor: Yeah, that's right! We gotta do!
- Oscar: "When they take our goo, we gotta do"!
- Grouches: When they take our goo, we gotta do!
- Grouch Police Officer: I love goo!
Cast
edit- Kevin Clash - Elmo, Pestie, Grouch Jailer, Grouch Taxicab Driver
- Mandy Patinkin - Huxley
- Vanessa L. Williams - the Queen of Trash
- Caroll Spinney - Big Bird, Oscar the Grouch
- Frank Oz - Cookie Monster, Bert, Grover
- Steve Whitmire - Ernie, Stuckweed, Sharon Groan, Football Stenchman, Bad Humor Man, Parrot
- Martin P. Robinson - Telly Monster, Laundromat Manager, Pestie
- Fran Brill - Zoe, Pestie, Prairie Dawn
- Joey Mazzarino - Bug
- Stephanie D'Abruzzo - Grizzy, Pestie
- Sonia Manzano - Maria
- Roscoe Orman - Gordon
- Alison Bartlett-O'Reilly - Gina
- Ruth Buzzi - Ruthie
- Emilio Delgado - Luis
- Loretta Long - Susan
- Bob McGrath - Bob
- Dave Goelz - Humongous Chicken
- Jerry Nelson - Count von Count, Pestie, Grouch Mayor, Grouch Police Officer, Mr. Johnson
- Matt Vogel - Big Bird (puppetry in some scenes)
- David Rudman - Baby Bear, Alarm Clock Bird, Fat Blue Anything Muppet, Caterpillar, Pestie, Collander Stenchman, Grouch Ice Cream Customer, Puppeteer of Mr. Johnson, Various Grouches
- Carmen Osbahr - Rosita