Deadpool 2

2018 film directed by David Leitch

Deadpool 2 is a black comedy superhero 2018 film based on the comic book series of the same name and serves as a sequel to the 2016 film Deadpool. The titular wisecracking mercenary tries to protect a troubled young mutant from a cybernetic soldier who has travelled back in time to kill him.

Directed by David Leitch. Screenplay by Rhett Reese, Paul Wernick and Ryan Reynolds.

Wade Wilson / DeadpoolEdit

  • [narrating after attempting suicide by blowing himself up] Fuck Wolverine! First he rides my coattails with the R-rating, and then, that hairy motherfucker ups the ante by dying! What a dick. Well, guess what, Wolvie? I'm dying in this one, too.
  • [speaks in Spanish] Donde esta la biblioteca. Which literally translates to "I don't bargain, pumpkin-fucker".
  • [narrating while executing Russian criminals] My world tour brought me home to this guy: Sergei Valishnikov, but we'll get to him in a moment. 'cause I know what you're thinking: "I'm so glad I left the kiddos at home." But that's where you'd be wrong. That babysitter of yours is high as fuck right now. And believe it or not, Deadpool 2 is a family film. True story. And every good family film starts with a vicious murder. Bambi, The Lion King, Saw 7. [a guy on fire runs around screaming] Holy shit-pickles! That guy's on fire! That's not CGI, folks. He's actually on fire. Yeah.
  • Is it just me or does "Do You Want to Build a Snowman?" from Frozen sound suspiciously like "Papa, Can You Hear Me?" from Yentl? [singing] "Papa, can you hear me?" [starts speaking again] And nobody fucking realizes it.
  • [while going around the X-Mansion using Professor X's wheelchair] All these elderly white men on the walls. Should have brought my rape whistle. [in the Super Duper Cut: All these old guys on the wall. Who lives here, Calista Flockhart?] [chuckles and knocks busts onto the floor, breaking them] Those were already damaged after they fell there!
  • [riding around the X-Mansion on Professor X's wheelchair] What am I supposed to do around here, anyway? Sit in a share circle, talk about my feelings? And how would I do that, exactly, 'cause... where the fart is everyone? It's always just you and Negasonic Teenage-Longest-Name-Ever- [Colossus (grabbing Wade by the shoulder): Enough!] I said no touching. [Colossus throws him off the wheelchair and onto the floor] What the fff... fuck! You'd think the studio would throw us a bone - one that doesn't end up in my mouth. The first movie made more money than the guy who invented pants. But they can't just dust off one of the famous X-Men? How 'bout that putz with the giant pigeon wings? What do those do anyway, huh? [cut to behind Wade; Cyclops, Storm, Nightcrawler, Beast, Quicksilver and Professor X are actually in an adjoining room. Beast quickly closes the door without Wade noticing] Carry him three feet off the ground to snatch up the nearest muffin crumb? No, no, no, no, no. No.
  • [after Firefist starts a fight in the Ice Box] We're not partners or friends. This doesn't end with us riding into the sunset, it ends with me dying of cancer, and you winning the Ice Box award for softest mouth. There's only one person in this world that I care about, and she's gone. You wanna survive? Stop trying to shank the biggest guys in here, and make friends with them. Make friends with someone. Anyone but me. Maybe even Black Tim... Black Evan? I don't know. All I remember is, he was African-American.
  • [To Cable] You're so dark. You sure you're not from the DC Universe?
  • In every film, there's a moment when the hero hits rock bottom. In Cool Runnings, it was when John Candy's prized bobsled broke. In Human Centipede, it was when those people signed on to be in that movie. But in this film, well, you're looking at it. Rock, meet bottom.
  • [planning to rescue Firefist with the X-Force team] You all know the plan. Intercept the convoy, grab the boy, but not inappropriately!
  • [after the X-Force team is killed off accidentally in a series of random mishaps] Good news and bad news. Bad news is, the whole team is dead. The good news is, I don't think anyone is gonna miss Shatterstar. He was a bit of a prick.
  • [to Domino via commlink] Seriously, I don't get it! What, you shoot luck lasers out your eyes? It's just hard to picture, and certainly not very cinematic. I mean, luck? What coked-out, glass pipe-sucking freakshow comic book artist came up with that little chestnut?! Probably a guy who can't draw feet! [all the while, Domino is running through traffic while a series of accidents happen around her without harming her]
  • Give me your best shot, One-Eyed Willie.
  • [after Cable shoots Black Tom Cassidy] You killed Black Tom, you racist son of a bitch!
  • I'll be the first to admit: this did not go according to plan. I'll also be the first to admit that that plan was written in crayon. Looks like Russell found a new friend. Jelly. Turns out Domino is a bit of a badass and maybe possibly mildly lucky. But Cable, yeesh, that guy's in the mood. A mood that is about to get significantly worse.
  • [To Juggernaut] Hey, big guy! The sun's getting real low!
  • Only best buddies execute pedophiles together!
  • What do you get when you take eight feet of chrome, one pinch of courage, a cup of good luck, a dab of racism, a splash of diabetes and a wheelbarrow full of stage 4 cancer? Answer: a family. See? I didn't lie on what kind of film this was. If there's anything you take away today, other than the need to Google "what the fuck is dubstep," it's that we all need to belong to someone.
  • I hope you sharpened the cream cheese spreader. [throws the spreader onto a criminal who's about to shoot Vanessa, successfully killing him] I'll be right back. [uses Cable's time-travelling device; to Vanessa] We're definitely naming our kid Cher! Wooooo!
  • [from trailer, at Cable's incomplete intro] What in the actual ass?! Dale! Why...why are the visual effects not done?! It's a metal arm! It's not like we're trying to remove a mustache!
  • [from trailer; playing with action figures] Zip it, Cable! I got the stones to help you! [teabags Cable's action figure with Deadpool's action figure]

Nathan Summers / CableEdit

  • Here's a spoiler alert. You're not a stupid hero. You're just an annoying clown dressed up as a sex toy.
  • Dubstep is for pussies!
  • [from trailer] Your time's up, you dumb guy.
  • I use a device to slide through time. The longer I travel, the harder it is to control. I got two charges: one to get me here, one to get me home.
  • I'm not a racist, moron!
  • I guess dubstep never dies.


Dopinder: I want to become a contract killer.
Deadpool: I'm sorry, what did you say?
Dopinder: Remember when I kidnapped Bandhu and threatened him with great violence?
Deadpool: You kind of killed him.
Dopinder: And then remember the movie Interview with the Vampire?
Deadpool: Don't want to.
Dopinder: When Tom Cruise fed 10-year-old Kirsten Dunst blood for the first time, and she looked up at his smooth, handsome face and said "I want some more..." Oh, Pool, picture me, a 10-year-old Kirsten Dunst...!
Deadpool: I'll never not picture that. But I can't wait to never speak of this, as soon as possible.

Deadpool: Family was always an F-word to me. My pile-of-shit father took off and bailed. I mean, it's not like I have a lot of strong role models to draw off of for Todd.
Vanessa: Hey, look at me. You are not your father. Besides... I will never, ever let our child be named Todd.
Deadpool: But here's the thing - isn't that how it always works? Like in Star Wars, men are destined to become their father, and have consensual sex with their sister?
Vanessa: I think you missed big, big chunks of that movie.
Deadpool: No, I'm pretty sure Luke nailed her.
Vanessa: Baby, that's Empire. The point is, kids... they give us a chance to be better than we are. Better than we used to be.
Deadpool: You're a lot smarter than I look.

Deadpool: Why can't I just die?
Colossus: Take your mask off, Wade. We must talk. [Deadpool does so] You need fresh start. With train, you can be X-Man.
Deadpool: You're wasting your time, Shiny Jesus. I'm not X-Men material.
Negasonic Teenage Warhead: [enters the room with Yukio] Understatement of the year. Wade, Yukio. Yukio, Wade. [Yukio waves at Deadpool]
Deadpool: What in the fuck-knuckles is this?
Negasonic Teenage Warhead: She's my girlfriend, you intolerant shit.
Deadpool: Whoa! Pump the hate brakes, Fox & Friends! I'm just surprised anyone would date you, especially Pinkie Pie from My Little Pony. [winks at Yukio]
Yukio: [smiling] I like this guy.
Negasonic Teenage Warhead: Give him a chance. [to Deadpool] It's great seeing you like this.
Deadpool: [laughs] Yeah.
Yukio: [leaves the room with Negasonic Teenage Warhead] Bye, Wade. [waves back]

Deadpool: Hi there!
Firefist: [pointing at Negasonic Teenage Warhead] Stay back or Justin Bieber dies!
Deadpool: Ha! Justin Bieber. He called you Justin Bieber.

Colossus: Come quietly or there will be trouble!
Firefist: You stole that from RoboCop!
Deadpool: That's RoboCop! Just stand down!

Deadpool: [holding a gun on Cable] Talk! What kind of spineless shitstick tries to kill a 14-year old boy? You might wanna start talking, 'cause I got a long history with firing at times like this!
Cable: The name's Cable. I'm from the future. Just walk away.
Deadpool: Oh, so you're from the future? I have three questions then. One: is dubstep still a thing? Two: what Sharknado are we on? And three: at what point do audiences say "Enough with the robotic arms"?! [they continue their fight]

Cable: [while jamming a knife on Deadpool] Dubstep's for pussies!
Deadpool: You're so dark! You sure you're not from the DC universe? I love dubstep!

Deadpool: I'm not gonna abandon this kid. He's never had anyone, ever. I need to be selfless.
Weasel: Yeah, but what does that mean?
Deadpool: It means I'm gonna save Russell. Maybe I couldn't save Vanessa, but maybe I can save a robust teenager from New Zealand.
Weasel: Yeah, but what I mean is, like, the world "selfless". I literally don't know what that means.
Deadpool: Jesus Christ.

Cable: Who are you?
Deadpool: I'm Batman.

[As the X-Force team prepares to skydive]
Peter: I hate to interrupt, but is anybody nervous about the high winds?
Deadpool: Gary...
Peter: My name's Peter.
Deadpool: I realize that you're new to this, but relax. You've been chosen by a higher power.
Domino: Did he just call himself God?
Bedlam: I think he did.
Peter: I'd like to go home.
Deadpool: [yelling] And I'd like the McRib to be available year round, but sometimes dreams don't come true! I spent ten years in Special Forces! You think we didn't jump out of the plane because of a light breeze?! YOU'RE IN THIS SHIT NOW, MUSTACHE! [whispering] I'm only yelling to impress the other guys. I'd never let anything happen to you, sugar-bear. [pats Peter on the cheek]

[after the convoy carrying the prisoners crashes, and Deadpool stumbles out of the wreckage]
Deadpool: Russell? Russ- where are you? [a fist punches out through one of the cells, and Russell climbs out] Russell? Russell, you're okay! [Juggernaut stands up behind Russell] Oh, thank GoOOOOH MYYY GOD!!! Juggernaut!! [gasps] I thought that was you! I should've worn my white pants!
[Domino approaches, but once she sees Juggernaut, she slides out of the scene, mouthing "Noooo..."]
Deadpool: You probably get this a lot, but I'm a huge fan! Uncanny X-Men #183, Thor #411, X-Men Unlimited #12... [Juggernaut starts walking, then running, toward Deadpool] You know, it has always been a dream of mine to see my face reflected in your helmet as you charge at me with murderous intent... I don't mean right now.
Juggernaut: [grabs Deadpool] I'm gonna rip you in half now.
Deadpool: That is such a Juggernaut thing to say-- [gets literally ripped in half by Juggernaut]

Cable: We don't have a lot of time. Your friend's about to make his first kill.
Deadpool: No offense, but if you know so much, why not travel back to when he was a baby, kill him then? Or better yet, head back a little further, kill baby Hitler?
Cable: I use a device to slide through time. The longer I travel, the harder it is to control. I got two charges: one to get me here, one to get me home.
Deadpool: Well. [to the viewer] That's just lazy writing.

Firefist: What do you say we go fuck some shit up?
Juggernaut: "Let's Fuck Some Shut Up" is my legal middle name.

Cable: [about Firefist] Told you this little fucker's too far gone.
Deadpool: Zip it, Thanos!

[during the final battle with the Juggernaut.]
Male Chorus: You can't stop this motherfucker!
Female Chorus: Holy shitballs! Holy shitballs!

Firefist: Stay back! Go home, Wade!
Deadpool: Let's talk. It doesn't have to go this way! That piece of shit - he deserves to die for what he did to you. He hurt you badly. Makes you wanna hurt others. But if you kill him, he wins. You become everything he says you are, but worse. You're just a kid. You don't wanna hurt anyone.
Firefist: How do you know what I want?!
Deadpool: Because I've been inside you... that came out wrong. I've been inside your shoes... which is also off-putting. The point is... there are people... There are people in this stupid world, besides him, who will treat you right.

Deadpool: Say "fuck" for me. Just once. Come on, we'll do it together. It's no big deal. Here we go. One, two, three. Fu... Fu...
Colossus: ...Fuck.
Deadpool: Wow. Enjoy Hell, swamp-mouth.

[Trying to get the collar off of Deadpool's neck]
Firefist: We need a code.
Domino: Try, uh... seven?
Deadpool: Settle down, Captain Lucky, it's not gonna be one number.
[Firefist presses the number 7, and the collar unlocks]
Deadpool: God, that's lazy writing.
Domino: I still got it.

Headmaster: All you dirty mutants are gonna rot in hell with the boy! Your souls are beyond redemption!
Cable: Let's see your soul, perv! [takes out a knife]
Deadpool: No! No! No! No more! We're better than that! We're better than him! No more senseless violence, no more bloodshed! We'll let karma take care of him.
Headmaster: The day of reckoning is here! [Dopinder suddenly runs over the headmaster in his taxi, followed by silence; Cable winces]
Deadpool: I'm gonna miss him. He seemed great.
Dopinder: Whoo! Courage, motherfuckers!
Domino: ...And karma, motherfucker.

Negasonic Teenage Warhead: [while fixing Cable's time-travel device] How something so small generates enough energy to reverse time...
Deadpool: Ugh! Just fix it, Eleven, or I'll take it to the Genius bar.
Yukio: Cable's gonna kill you when he finds out.
Deadpool: Never heard of him.
Negasonic Teenage Warhead: Why do you think I'm helping him? [tosses the device back to Deadpool]
Deadpool: The Lord works in mysterious ways... don't I? Good day.
Yukio: [waves cheerfully] Bye, Wade.
Deadpool: Bye, Yukio. [waves back]
Yukio: [dropping her smile] That was probably a bad idea.
Negasonic Teenage Warhead: What have we done?

[Deadpool goes back in time to save Peter]
Deadpool: Peter!
Peter: X-Force!
Deadpool: Walk away! Just walk away!
Peter: But we're X-Force!
Deadpool: Nope, we're not! There's no X-Force!
Peter: All right, well...this has been pretty scary.
Deadpool: Go home, sugar-bear. Go home.
Peter: Okay, will you give Domino my e-mail?

[Deadpool time-travels to the events of X-Men Origins: Wolverine.]
Wolverine: Wade, is that you? [he notices Wade/Weapon XI's mouth is stitched shut] Guess Stryker finally figured out how to shut you up.
[Wolverine's claws emerge as Weapon XI is suddenly shot down by Deadpool]
Deadpool: Hey! It's me! Don't scratch. Just cleaning up the timeline.
[in the Super Duper Cut]
Deadpool: Look, eventually, you're gonna hang up the claws, and that's gonna make a lot of people very sad.
Wolverine: Huh?
Deadpool: But one day your pal Wade is gonna ask you to get back in the saddle again. [fires at Weapon XI again] And when he does, say yes.
Wolverine: Oh. Right.
Deadpool: [keeps firing at Weapon XI and then leaves; line present in the standard version] Love you.

[Ryan Reynolds holds up a script for Green Lantern.]
Ryan Reynolds: Welcome to the big leagues, kid. [in the Super Duper Cut: Goddamn that's beautiful.]
[Deadpool shoots him through the head from behind.]
Deadpool: You're welcome, Canada.


Ryan ReynoldsWade Wilson / Deadpool & Cain Marko/Juggernaut
Josh Brolin – Nathan Summers / Cable
Julian Dennison – Firefist
Zazie Beetz – Domino
Morena BaccarinVanessa
T. J. MillerWeasel
Leslie UggamsBlind Al
Stefan KapičićColossus
Brianna HildebrandNegasonic Teenage Warhead
Karan Soni – Dopinder

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