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Descendants 2

2017 film directed by Kenny Ortega

Descendants 2 is a 2017 Disney Channel Original Movie in which Mal, Evie, Carlos and Jay try to adjust to life in Auradon, but Mal becomes overwhelmed with pressure and returns to her roots. It is the sequel to the 2015 film Descendants.

Directed by Kenny Ortega. Written by Josann McGibbon and Sara Parriott.
Long Live Evil.

Mal

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  • Hey! There I am.
  • I'm baaack!
  • (At Uma's Chip Shoppe.) Place still stinks.
  • If you have some kinda score to settle with me, game on.
  • Ben’s known who I was all along.
  • You are so much more than just a villain, and you have to believe me because I’ve been there. Do not let your pride get in the way of something that you really want.

Evie

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  • Nice scarf. It’s mine now.
  • Sick hair, by the way.
  • (Singing) A fairytale life can be oh-so overrated. So raise your voices and let’s get it activated!
  • Don’t give me the face. Put the pout away. Mm-hmm. You know I’m right.
  • True love's kiss... works every time.

Carlos

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  • You're lucky I love you.
  • (Singing.) Looks like this place could use a bit of misbehaviour. Happily ever after with a little flavour!
  • Dude, I know you can talk, but it doesn’t always mean you should.

Jay

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  • (Singing) Bad to the bone, with even worse intentions. We're gonna steal the show, and leave 'em all defenseless!
  • (When asked how to get a date.) All you have to do... is look like me.
  • Smoke bombs!

Ben

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  • At least I got to see the Isle. They’re my people, too.
  • (About Uma.) She’s an angry girl with a plan. That’s not so different from you when you first came to Auradon, Mal.
  • This isn’t the answer! The fighting has got to stop! Nobody wins this way! We have to listen and respect each other. It won’t be easy, but let’s be brave enough to try.

Uma

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  • Loser! Party of one! Right this way please.
  • You know, that whole princess act? Ugh. Never bought it for a second. You can stick a tiara on a villain, but you’re still a villain.
  • Funny and a gentleman.

Dialogue

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Mal: Let's give Auradon a taste of evil. "Wicked ways beneath the skin, let all who taste it now join in." (laughs)
[A massive tentacle angrily swings at Uma and everyone screams.]
Ursula (played by Whoopi Goldberg): Shut your clams!
Uma: Mom!
Ursula: These dishes ain't gonna wash themselves.
Uma: It's fine, it's fine. Because when I get my chance to rain down the evil on Auradon, I will take it. They're gonna forget that girl and remember the name...
Gil: Shrimpy!
Mal: You don't ever miss running wild and just breaking all the rules?
Evie: Like stealing and lying and fighting?
Mal: Yeah!
Evie: No!
Evie: Mal’s gone back to the Isle.
Ben: This is my fault. This is my fault. I blew it. She’d been under so much pressure lately, and instead of being understanding, I just went all Beast on her! I have to go there and apologise. I have to go there and... and beg her to come back.
Evie: Ben, you’ll never find her.
Ben: I...
Evie: You need to know the Isle and how it works and... you have to take me with you.
Ben: Yes! Are you sure?
Evie: Yeah. She's my best friend. And we'll bring the boys too, because there's safety in numbers, and none of us is too popular over there right now.
Ben: Thank you.
Evie: But let's get two things straight. You have to promise me that I won't get stuck there again.
Ben: I promise.
Evie: And there's no way you're going looking like that.
Carlos, Jay & Evie: (singing) Chillin' like a villain.
Evie: Chillin'!
Ben: At least I don't see a picture of me with horns and a pitch fork.
Mal: Ben. (sighs)
Ben: Mal, I’m so sorry about our fight. It was all my fault. It... please come home.
(He holds out the ring Mal left behind. She looks at him sadly.)
Mal: Ben, (scoffs) I am home.
(Ben looks disappointed, but doesn't give up.)
Ben: I brought the limo. It’s a sweet ride.
(Mal's expression doesn't change.)
Mal: I don’t fit in, Ben. I really gave it my best shot. And if you think I can change, I think you’re wrong.
Ben: Then I’ll change. I’ll skip school, have more fun. You know, I’ll blow off some of my responsibilities.
Mal: No, no! See? I’m such a terrible influence. It’s only a matter of time before I do something so messed up that not only does the kingdom turn on me, but they turn on you.
Ben: Don’t quit us, Mal. The people love you. I love you. Don't you love me?
Mal: I have to take myself out of the picture because it's what's best for you, and it's what's best for Auradon.
Ben: Mal, no, please.
Mal: Mmm. Ben, I can't do this. You should go, Ben. Ben, please go. Please leave. (inhales sharply)
Mal: If you guys never would have brought him here, this never would have happened. What were you thinking?
Evie: He was gonna come with or without us. We just wanted to protect him.
Carlos: Yeah, and we completely blew it, guys.
Jay: Okay! Okay. So, what are we gonna do?
Mal: We are not doing anything. This is between Uma and me. And she's a punk. And guess what? Now I have to go get him.
Carlos: Whoa, whoa, whoa, Mal. You're still gonna have to go through Harry Hook and his wharf rats.
Jay: Yeah, you're gonna need us.
Mal: Uma said to come alone.
Evie: Mal, come on.
Carlos: She said to come alone. I know one thing, I'm not going anywhere.
Jay: We'll be here when you get back.
Customer: Hey, I wanted the fried clams.
Uma: And I wanted a sea pony. Life ain’t fair.
Mal: [singsongy] I'm back.
Uma: Loser, party of one. Right this way, please. (chuckles)
Mal: (sighs) Place still stinks.
Uma: Oh, I'm sorry. We're down a butler today. Princess.
Mal: Where is he?
Uma: You know, I’ve dreamed of this. (laughs) You wanting something from me, and me watching you squirm like a worm on a hook.
Mal: I’m so flattered that you dream of me. I haven’t given you a thought since I left.
Uma: Obviously. You have your perfect little life, don't you? Doesn't she have the perfect little life? And we're 20 years into a garbage strike.
Mal: Listen, if you have some kind of score to settle with me, game on. I see no need to bring Ben into this.
Uma: (laughs) It maybe a little unnecessary, but, uh, it is so much fun. Here's the deal.
Mal: Just like your mother, always a catch.
Uma: If you win, Ben is free to go. Hmm? Don't you want to know what I get if I win?
Mal: Still dreaming.
Uma: Mmm. Last time I checked your mother thought she had things all sewn up, too, huh? How'd that work out for her again?
Mal: On three.
Uma: One.
Mal: Two.
Mal and Uma: Three.
Uma: (chuckles) You know, that whole princess act? Ugh. Never bought it for a second. You can stick a tiara on a villain, but you're still a villain.
Mal: And you can slap a pirate hat on, but you're still Shrimpy. (gasps)
Uma: (chuckles) If I win, you bring me the wand. (laughs) Now... if you want beasty boy back, bring me Fairy Godmother's magic wand, to my ship tomorrow at 12:00 noon. Sharp. Oh, and if you blab... You can kiss your baby goodbye. (laughs)
[When discussing the plan to save Ben from Uma.]
Evie: There's no way we're gonna give Uma the wand. We can't just let her destroy Auradon.
Carlos: Uma doesn't get the wand, then Ben is toast, guys.
Evie: Right. So, we're gonna give Uma, of all people, the wand.
Carlos: Do we have another choice?
Mal: Wait! You guys! Your 3D printer.
Carlos: A phony wand?
Mal: Yes!
Carlos: In my sleep.
Evie: And the second Uma tests it, she'll know it's fake.
Mal: Well, okay, so then we just get Ben out really fast. We need some kind of diversion.
Jay: Smoke bombs!
Evie: That's perfect. I'll get the chemicals I need from Lady Tremaine's place. That could work. Oh, and sick hair, by the way. Evil Stepmom seriously stepped up her game.
Mal: Okay, do you want to know something? Dizzy did this.
Evie: Little Dizzy? Shut up! I know. I'm like, loving it.
Mal: It's like, a lot lighter.
Evie: Really proud of her.
Jay: (clears throat)
Carlos: Hello?
Evie: Right.
Mal: Carlos, Jay, you guys meet us at Pirates Bay, no later then noon. And, you guys, losing... not an option. 'Cause we’re rotten…
Evie, Jay and Carlos: To the core.
Evie: Let’s do this.
Dizzy: Is it all just like we imagined? Do they really have closets you can walk into? Have you been to a real swimming pool? What does ice cream taste like?
Evie: It’s cold and it’s sweet, and if you eat it too fast it gives you a headache.
Dizzy: Really?
Uma: Give me the wand!
Mal: Give me Ben!
Evie: We need to talk.
Mal: Yeah.
Carlos: No.
Mal: No?
Carlos: You guys are always going off in a huddle, whispering your girl talk stuff or whatever... and Jay and I are tired of it.
Jay: ... I’m not.
Carlos: We’re your family, too. We’ve been through a lot together. We’re not stopping that now, ok? Everyone sit. Come on. You too. (Long pause.) I don’t know how to start girl talk.
Jay: What up?
(Mal smiles, before her expression changes to worry.)
Mal: Um, well... I’m a mess. I’m such a mess. I mean, six months ago I was, you know, stealing candy from babies... and now everybody wants me to be this Lady of the Court, and I have no idea how to keep up the act.
Carlos: Then don’t.
Jay: See? This was dumb.
Evie: Maybe it wasn’t. We’re always gonna be the kids from the Isle. I tried to forget it. I really tried. But those are our roots, and we all did what we had to do to survive. But it made us who we are, and we’re never gonna be like anybody else here. And that’s ok.
Carlos: And we can’t fake it.
Mal: Yeah, I mean, especially without my spell book.
Carlos: Mal, if Ben doesn’t love the real you, then he’s not the one.
Evie: I like that.
Carlos: Give him a chance.
[After Mal has turned into a dragon.]
Mal: (Awkwardly) So... I did not know that I could do that.
Evie: Tell me about it. That makes two of us.
Mal: Ben did that?
Evie: Yeah, he did.
Mal: Oh! Evie. Ben's known who I was all along. Oh!
Evie: He loves the real you, M.
Mal: A true love.
Evie: Yeah.
Carlos: Told you.
Mal: (laughs)
Uma: Cover that back up!
Lumiere: I will not.
Uma: Um, uh... Why don't you tell anyone the present you have for me, Ben?
Ben: I have an announcement. Uma will be joining the court tonight as my lady.
Beast: Son...
Ben: Not now, Dad! (groans) Uh, so as my gift, uh, to her, I'm bringing down the barrier once and for all.
Harry: Mateys, we ride with the tide!
Pirates: Yeah!
Ben: Fairy Godmother. Bring down the barrier.
Fairy Godmother: I most certainly will not.
Ben: I am your king!
Uma: Obey him.
Fairy Godmother: (gasping)
Mal: Ben's been spelled.
Uma: Ben.
Evie: Uma found your spellbook.
Uma: (whispers)
[When Mal realises Uma has put a love spell on Ben.]
Mal: Ben. Ben. Look at me.
Uma: No, look at me. You love me, remember?
Mal: No, you don’t.
Uma: Yes, you do.
Mal: Ben, look at me.
Uma: (To Fairy Godmother) Bring down the barrier now!
Fairy Godmother: I do not take orders from you.
Uma: Ben?
Mal: Ben, I never told you that I loved you because I thought that I wasn’t good enough. And I thought that it was only a matter of time before you realised that yourself.
Uma: Please.
Mal: But, Ben, that’s me! I’m part Isle and part Auradon.
Uma: Ben, eyes over here.
Mal: And Ben, you’ve always known who we were and who we can be.
Uma: Don’t listen to her.
Mal: Ben. I know what love feels like now. (sighs) Ben. Of course I love you. Ben, I’ve always loved you.
(Pulls him into a kiss. She pulls away and Ben smiles at her lovingly.)
Ben: Mal.
Evie: True love’s kiss. Works every time.
Uma: Ugh! Give it to me!
Fairy Godmother: (gasps) No! Guards! Seize her!
Mal: No! Don't! Stop! Please! Stop! Uma, I know you. You are so much more than just a villain. And you have to believe me because I've been there. Do not let your pride get in the way of something that you really want.
[Uma leaps and jumps into the water.]
Mal: No, no! Uma!
Ben: Uma!
[Uma turns into cecaelia.]
Uma: (laughing) (yells) True love kiss won't defeat this. The world will know my name! (yells) (laughs)
Ben: Mal?
[Mal turns into a dragon.]
Uma: (laughs) (yells) Come on, Mal! Let's finish this once and for all.
Ben: Watch out! (roaring)
Carlos: Wait, Ben! No!
Jay: Ben!
Evie: Ben!
Ben: Mal! Uma! Stop back down!
Uma: (laughs) What are you gonna do, Ben? Splash me? (laughs)
Ben: That's enough! It's got to stop, this isn't the answer. The fighting has got to stop. Nobody wins this way. We have to listen and respect each other. It won't be easy, but let's be brave enough to try. Uma, I know you want what is best for the Isle. Help me make a difference.

Cast

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