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Scooby-Doo 2: Monsters Unleashed

2004 film by Raja Gosnell

Scooby-Doo 2: Monsters Unleashed is a 2004 film and a sequel to the 2002 film. The Mystery Incorporated gang must save Coolsville from an attack of past unmasked monsters brought to life by an evil masked figure who is trying to "unmask" them.

Directed by Raja Gosnell. Screenplay by James Gunn.
Doo the fright thing. (taglines)

Scooby-DooEdit

  • ♪ Thank you for letting me be myself again! Oh, yeah! ♪ [C.L. Magnus: Hey! It's Scooby-Doo! That meddling mutt what helped throw us in jail!] Who, me? Nuh-uh. [chuckles nervously]

Dr. Jonathan JacoboEdit

  • Come alive! Come alive!
  • So long, suckers! [falls] Help me, suckers!
  • I would've gotten away with it, if it weren't for those meddling punks, and their dumb dog!

Heather Jasper-HoweEdit

  • Darn it! Thanks a lot. The scoop of the night is gone. Can't you do anything right?

The Evil Masked FigureEdit

  • You can't do this to me! Who do you think you are?! [Scooby: Scooby-Dooby-Doo!]

DialogueEdit

Daphne: Guys, come on! Remember what I told you?
Shaggy: Never pick your nose in public?
Daphne: [beat] No... but that's good, too.
Scooby: Image is everything.
Daphne: Yes! Image is everything. The whole city is watching, so try to keep a brave face. They're costumes.
Boy on bike #1: Hey! Nice job last night.
Both boys on bikes: Losers!
Daphne: [to the gang] Quick, we need to think of a comeback.
Boy on bike #2: What dorks!
Daphne: [to the boys] Hey! Shut up!
Patrick: Stop wasting my time! Do you hear me?! Now, I want you to question all of your scum-bucket friends. You'll find out about what they know about those stolen costumes, or else you'll be known from here on in as the Soiled Underwear Ghost. I want answers! Now, go!
Man: Yes, sir!
Patrick: Now!
Man: Yes, sir!
Velma: Mr. Wickles, we need to ask you a few questions about your ties to recent monster attacks.
Wickles: I don't know anything about monsters.
Daphne: Well, then how come there was randomonium on the floor of your mansion?
Wickles: There's- there- there's randomonium all over the place! Look it! I come home with it in my shorts!
Fred: Are you continuing the work of your old pal Jonathan Jacobo?
Wickles: "Old pal"? Jacobo? We hated each other! And in the prison cafeteria, he used to steal my tater tots! And he got the lead in My Fair Lady.
Velma: Then why did we find the monster book in your library?
Wickles: Wait a second... You're the runts that vandalized my home! Which one of you stole my toilet brush?!
Fred: Yo, Metalhead!
Black Knight Ghost: Yes?
Fred: Bring it! [The Black Knight Ghost repeatedly strikes out at the shield Fred is holding, dazing him] He brought it all right. [He faints]
Shaggy: [after accidentally being transformed into a woman] I've got a chick's body!
Scooby: [accidentally turns into the Tasmanian Devil] I'm the Tasmanian Devil!
Velma: [hands Shaggy the control panel] Here, Shaggy, take this.
Shaggy: Why are you giving this to me? [hands it back to her]
Velma: [hands it back to Shaggy] I'll distract those skeletal screwballs, you and Scooby get this to the Monster Hive.
Shaggy: Us?! [looks at Scooby]
Velma: Yes, you're faster than me. Once there, just plug it into the base, [points to a button on the control panel] and push this button. I fixed it so it'll destroy all the monsters.
Shaggy: [slides down a wall] But... but we can't.
Scooby: We’re screw-ups.
Shaggy: I mean, we tried being heroes like you guys, but we're not, okay? We're just not!
Scooby: No.
Velma: [surprised] Like me? [kneels next to Shaggy] That's funny... I've always wanted to be like you guys. [Shaggy and Scooby look at each other in confusion] You guys are so free. You're never afraid to be who you really are. Whether you're fearful, or joyful, or... hungry. I think you've been heroes all along. You just haven't known it.
Black Knight Ghost: On your knees, knave.
Fred: Can't you see we're talking?
Black Knight Ghost: [repeated Fred line at the high school clubhouse] Talking is for wimps.
Fred: You can't fool me with that macho façade. You're just afraid to show your sensitive side.
Black Knight Ghost: Ohh, you've touched my inner child... AND HE'S REALLY MAD!
[The monsters turn back into the stolen costumes]
Evil Masked Figure: [gasps] My monsters!
[The crowd is cheering as the Mystery Incorporated gang arrive with the Evil Masked Figure]
Reporter #1: Mystery Incorporated, do you know the identity of the Evil Masked Figure behind at all?
Velma: Well, if our hunch is correct, the Evil Masked Figure is…
[She and Daphne remove the Evil Masked Figure's mask]
Evil Masked Figure: NO!
[Heather, who is exposed, shakes her blonde hair]
Daphne: Heather Jasper-Howe.
Scooby: Uh-huh. Huh?
[Wickles and Patrick arrive]
Reporter #2: But she was at the museum when the Masked Figure was on the roof.
Daphne: [to Heather] You almost had me there, didn't you? Lucky for her, she had an assistant helping her along with her evil plans.
[Instead of looking at Patrick, who has braced himself for exposure, Daphne points at someone, and that someone is…]
Daphne: Ned.
Scooby: Huh?
[Two officers stop Ned from running. In a flashback, he gets dressed in Heather's costume]
Daphne: When I realized she was the Evil Masked Figure, he quickly changed into her costume.
[In the present]
Reporter #3: But why did she do it?
Velma: Because Heather Jasper-Howe is actually… (Pause for effect.)
[Heather's head becomes a mask which Velma removes]
Scooby: Huh?
Velma: …Dr. Jonathan Jacobo. The original Pterodactyl Ghost.
Reporter #3: But how do you know this?
Velma: A photo. Taken of Jacobo in front of the Coolsonian. Jacobo supposedly died a year before construction even began.
Shaggy: So, Jacobo survived that fall off the prison wall.
Scooby: Yeah.
Fred: He also adapted the false Heather Jasper-Howe persona to turn the press against us.
Daphne: Then he framed poor hideous Old Man Wickles by putting that book and the Black Knight Ghost in his mansion.
Wickles: As if you getting the lead in My Fair Lady wasn't enough!
Jacobo: I was an excellent Eliza, and you were to acty!
Wickles: And stealing my tater tots!
Jacobo: You kept saying you felt puffy!
Fred: And the real identity of Ned is…
[Fred tugs on Ned's hair; a tearing sound is heard. Ned is clearly human.]
Ned: Ow!
Fred: Ned!
Scooby: Huh?
[The officers escort Ned away with Jacobo]
Jacobo: I would've gotten away with it, if it weren't for those meddling punks, and their dumb dog!
[The crowd cheers as Scooby laughs]
Ned: You're a dude this whole time?
Jacobo: Of course, dumkoff.
Ned: [upset] But we cuddled.

TaglinesEdit

  • Monsters are Unleashed
  • They came. They saw. They ran.
  • Do the fright thing.
  • Look Doo's back in theaters
  • Got Monsters?

CastEdit

External LinksEdit

 
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