Scooby-Doo! Stage Fright is a 2013 direct-to-DVD animated musical comedy horror film, and the twenty-first entry in the direct-to-video series of Scooby-Doo films.
Daphne: Does it say anything in those books about Opera House where we're shooting the show?
Velma: Yeah. It's almost a hundred years old. It's been closed since the 70s. And there are rumours that it's haunted.
Shaggy: [eats a sub sandwich] Of course it's haunted. Like, when do we ever go to a place that's not haunted?
Velma: Wait. Who’s driving?
[As it turns out, Scooby was driving.]
Scooby-Doo: Uh. Green means go, right?
All: Shaggy!
Scooby-Doo: Scooby-Dooby-Doo!
Daphne: Fred, why do ghosts and monsters and stuff turn up wherever we go? Is it something about us?
Fred: No, this happens to everyone. It would be too much of a coincidence if this only happened to us, so logically, everyone must run into ghosts and monsters all the time.
Daphne: Really?
Fred: Sure! It's simple math. They must be everywhere.
Velma: Trouble sleeping?
Daphne: Ah, yeah.
Velma: Are you okay? What's wrong?
Daphne: I'm fine.
Velma: You're obviously not fine, Daphne. Why don't you tell me about it?
Daphne: I'm in love with Fred! There, I said it!
Velma: [sarcastic] Really? Wow, I never would have - Gosh, that's a shocker.
Velma: [in 187 minutes later logo] Okay, okay, calm down, Daphne. I'll be right back to the guitar.
Daphne: Well, so I wroted song.
Velma: Aha! There's the guitar.
Daphne: But--
Velma: [sitting down] I wroted song together. Ready? Here we go. [singing while playing the guitar]
♪ We loved you, Daphne. ♪
♪ You should have to be there solving mystery. ♪
♪ You cannot be crying everyone. ♪
♪ We Love You, Daphne. ♪
♪ We can sing today and going to Kentucky. ♪
♪ Those catch the Scooby-Doo and the meddling kids to my hearts of happyness day of my life. ♪
♪ Somebody going to North Carolina and South Carolina. ♪
♪ While the Scooby-Doo and the Meddling kids. ♪
♪ We Love you, Daphne. ♪
♪ Partly Cloudy in the thunderstorm in the rain everyone to the stars in the sky, solving mystery Scooby-Doo and the meddling kids. ♪
Daphne: Really?! That was pretty cool.
Velma: Thanks.
Fred: Oh, no! Velma, what are you thinking you're doing in wroted song: "We Loved You, Daphne" while playing the guitar here?!
Velma: Uh, "We Loved You, Daphne" while playing the guitar.
Fred: No one's singing while playing the guitar something like this.
Lotte: Enough with the screaming?!
Daphne: [in 77 long minutes later logo] I thought meantime to be ready to sing, Velma. Grab the guitar. [Velma grabs the guitar and ready to stage]
Velma: We'll see.
Daphne: Ready to sing, Velma?
Velma: Uh, okay. [sings "1881" while playing the guitar]
Mel: [about Fred and Daphne] You make a cute couple.
Daphne: We're not a cute couple! I mean, heh, we're not a couple... So we can't be a cute one, although we would be if we were. Which we're not. I mean, it's not like we don't like each other, we just don't *like* like each other. It's just not likely. Right, Fred? Or do we? We don't right? Do we? Why are we talking about this so much? Can we just, change the subject now, please? This is none of your business!
Shaggy: We need aspirin, a chiropractor, and some baby oil. Right now!
