Scooby-Doo! Mystery Incorporated

animated television series

Televisions: Scooby-Doo, Where Are You! / The New Scooby-Doo Movies / What's New, Scooby Doo? / Shaggy and Scooby Doo Get a Clue / Scooby-Doo! Mystery Incorporated / Be Cool, Scooby-Doo! / Scooby-Doo and Guess Who? | Movies: Scooby-Doo and the Ghoul School / Scooby-Doo and the Reluctant Werewolf / Scooby-Doo on Zombie Island / Scooby-Doo and the Witch's Ghost / Scooby-Doo and the Alien Invaders / Scooby-Doo and the Cyber Chase / Scooby-Doo / Scooby-Doo! and the Legend of the Vampire / Scooby-Doo! and the Monster of Mexico / Scooby-Doo 2: Monsters Unleashed / Scooby-Doo! and the Loch Ness Monster / Aloha, Scooby-Doo! / Scooby-Doo! in Where's My Mummy? / Scooby-Doo! Pirates Ahoy! / Scooby-Doo! and the Goblin King / Scooby-Doo! and the Samurai Sword / Scooby-Doo! Abracadabra Doo / Scooby-Doo! Camp Scare / Scooby-Doo! Legend of the Phantosaur / Scooby-Doo! Music of the Vampire / Scooby-Doo! Stage Fright / Scooby-Doo! WrestleMania Mystery / Scooby-Doo! Frankencreepy / Scooby-Doo! Moon Monster Madness / Scooby-Doo! and Kiss: Rock and Roll Mystery / Scooby-Doo! and WWE: Curse of the Speed Demon / Lego Scooby-Doo! Blowout Beach Bash / Scooby-Doo! and the Gourmet Ghost / Scooby-Doo! Return to Zombie Island / Scoob! / Scooby-Doo! The Sword and the Scoob / Straight Outta Nowhere: Scooby-Doo! Meets Courage the Cowardly Dog / Trick or Treat Scooby-Doo! / Scooby-Doo! and Krypto, Too! / Scooby-Doo! and the Haunted High Rise| Spin-offs: Daphne & Velma | Specials: Night of the Living Doo

Scooby-Doo! Mystery Incorporated is the 11th Scooby-Doo television series. Taking place in the small town of Crystal Cove, where the adults (especially Mayor Jones) often try to use the phony spooks as ways of making money, the show follows the kids as the mysteries they solve leads to an even bigger, even more dangerous, even more terrifying mystery. New to this series that separates it from other revivals of Scooby-Doo is the overarching story plot, the focus on the romantic relationships of the gang, and the darker tone of the show.

Season 1 edit

Beware the Beast from Below edit

(First lines)
(The gang cheers)
Velma: Another mystery bites the dust.
Fred: Way to go, gang!
Daphne: Let's celebrate!
Scooby: Yeah, celebrate.
(Sheriff Stone closes the cell door)
Sheriff Stone: Better idea.
Fred: Aw, come on, Sheriff.
Sheriff Stone: Just cork it. You see this badge? Know why it's here?
Velma: It came with the shirt?
Sheriff Stone: It's here because if there's a crime, I solve it. (goes to the office door) Oh, and by the way, I've called all your parents, who, by now, I have on speed dial. (mocking) Oh, are you in trouble. Especially you, Fred. Say hi to dad, the Mayor. (leaves)
Daphne: Just once, it would be nice if someone thanked us for solving a mystery.
Fred: Good thing we're not in this to be liked. (Scooby, Shaggy, Velma and Daphne look a little annoying to him) Maybe that didn't come out quite right.

Shaggy: (after being attacked by the slime monster) Zoinks! Like, (laughs nervously) what was that?
Fred: (getting out of the Mystery Machine) It looks like a mystery to me, and I think that's just a little more important than school.

Daphne: (finds locket) Fred, I found something! (Opens locket and music plays)
Fred: Huh. Could be a clue! Good work Daphne!
Daphne: Thanks, Fred. You're so sweet.... (looks up. Fred has walked away, looking for clues) It's okay. We can talk later, um.....

Sheriff Stone: All right, you see what happens when you kids stick your noses where they don't belong? People get cocooned!
Shaggy: Like, man, we found them like that!
Daphne: (trying to show what she means with her hands) Sheriff, there was a monster--
Sheriff Stone: Quiet. From this point forward this is a crime scene and future tourist attraction - stay out of it. (walks away)
Velma: I gotta stay out of it right here. (holds up fist)
Fred: Let me talk to him. (walks away)
Daphne: (dreamily) Don't worry. Fred will make him understand.
Fred: (runs back carrying body) Shaggy, start the car!
Shaggy: Like, I thought you were going to talk to him!
Fred: He wasn't in a listening mood.
Velma: (opens back of the van) So you stole a body? Rockin!

Daphne: (Angel opens door. Fred is lying down with his head on the record player) Fred? Fred, it's us. We're here for you. (sits down next to him. Scooby Doo licks his hair)
Fred: It's no use, gang. I was the one who stole the body and Professor Raffalo paid the price. I should have listened to my dad and stayed out of any new mysteries.
Velma: We all helped steal the body, Fred.
Shaggy: Well, I actually never took pa- (Velma elbows him in the ribs) Okay, fine, yes we all took part, Freddie.
Daphne: Fred Jones, you've never backed away from a mystery in your life.
Fred: I've got nothing!
Velma: Man up, Fred! We still have our first clue, the cocoon! I brought a sample - Scooby, what are you doing? (Scooby is eating the slime from the cocoon)
Scooby: What? Rit's Ruitmeiers! Yummy! (Starts eating again)
Velma: Eww!
Angel: Check it out. If that dog mutates, I'm putting it down. Dead.
Shaggy: Like, hold on. I think I get it. (walks over and tastes the slime)
Daphne, Fred, Velma, Angel: Ew!
Shaggy: No, you guys, it's Fruitmeier's! The cocoon is made of the same stuff as Fruitmeier's Deserts.
Daphne, Fred, Velma, Angel: What? (They all get up and taste it)
Daphne: You're right. But if the cocoon is made of Fruitmeier's Deserts...
Shaggy: That means if we capture the monster, we can have our own shop. And we can have an endless supply of Fruitmeier's Deserts. Oh boy.
Fred: No. It means that that slime mutant may not be a monster at all. What do we know about Franklin Fruitmeier?

Velma: Franklin Fruitmeier. Showed up in town out of nowhere two months ago. Before that, nothing. He's hiring right now for female servers.
Fred: And that's our in.
Shaggy: If the girls can get jobs at Fruitmeier's, they can snoop around and find out more.
Fred: Great idea, Shag!

Shaggy: (he and Scooby are dressed as girls). Uh, this isn't exactly what I had in mind. Why are Scooby Doo and I dressed like girls when Velma and Daphne are girls?
Scooby: Yeah. My skirts too tight.
Daphne: Because Velma and I refused. (Shaggy and Scooby glare at them)

Fred: This is gonna be awesome! (the cage eventually falls on him, Shaggy, Scooby, and Velma. The slime monster laughs and covers them in slime. Daphne gasps, then sees the slime mutant next to her)
Daphne: Aaaahhh!!! (runs)
Velma: Daphne, run! (Daphne runs past and jumps through hole in the ceiling, followed by slime mutant)
(Scooby starts eating slime)
Fred: Eat, gang! It's Fruitmeier's!

Daphne: Fred! You saved me!
Fred: Not right now, Daphne. I have to figure out why my trap didn't work.
Sheriff Stone: What is going on here?
Mayor Jones: Why is the town's latest tourist attraction cocooned to the wall?
Fred: Dad! Sheriff! Hold on. You don't understand. That is not a monster.
Mayor Jones: Oh, hopping steamed clams, Fred. Then who is it?
Scooby, Shaggy, Velma and Daphne: Franklin Fruitmeier.
Velma: He was trying to rob Crystal Cove bank.
Sheriff Stone: Uhh, that's impossible. Franklin Fruitmeier's the one who called us. (Franklin arrives)
Scooby, Shaggy, Velma, Daphne and Fred: What?
Franklin: I was making a clipper ship out of circus balloons when the silent alarm rang at my home. Oh, good gracious! What is that?
Shaggy: But if the monster isn't Franklin Fruitmeier, then, dude, who is it?
(Scooby unmasks The Slime Mutant)
Scooby, Shaggy, Velma, Daphne and Fred: Professor Emmanuel Raffalo?
Emmanuel: That's right. I was trying to scare people away from the sewers while I dug my way into the bank and got rich.
Daphne: But you've got a job as a teacher. Why do you need more money?
(Emmanuel doesn't answer)
Daphne: Yeah, my bad.
Fred: Oh, yeah, right.
Shaggy: You're really getting ripped off.
Emmanuel: I discovered that the Crystal Cove caves were connected to the sewer by accident while collecting mold spores for my class. Once I realized the cave led right under the bank, I put my plan into motion. Fruitmeier's gave me secret access to the sewer, so I decided to frame balloon boy for the crime by using his disgusting dessert. I staged my own disappearance to throw doubt on any hint of my involvement. Oh, it was foolproof, genius. That is, until you... you--
Sheriff Stone: Meddling.
Emmanuel: Meddling. Yes, meddling kids and your blasted dog ruined everything.
Daphne: Wait. (shows the locket) What about this locket we found where you were digging?
Emmanuel: Never seen it before.
Sheriff Stone: All right. Well, guess we owe you kids thanks. You did save the bank. Although you also lost the town a serious revenue stream. Stream of revenue!

Fred: You okay, Daph?
Daphne: I just don't get it. If this locket didn't belong to Professor Raffalo, then who?
(The telephone rings, Shaggy pressed the button)
Shaggy: Like, K-Ghoul 101.4. What can we scare up for you, daddy-o?
Mr. E: You're all doomed.
Shaggy: Like, uh-uh-- Like, who--who is this?
Mr. E: You can call me Mr. E. You should never have brought that locket out of the cave. You don't know what you've uncovered.
Daphne: Uncovered? Uncovered what?
Mr. E: A truth that should have remained hidden the truth behind the curse of Crystal Cove. The real mystery has just begun.
Scooby: Scooby... Dooby... Doo.

The Creeping Creatures edit

Scooby: What is it?
Shaggy: Like, um, I think it's a box.
(Fred and Daphne glare at him annoyed)
(Fred opens the box)
Velma: (picks up a card inside) It's from Mr. E! (reads) Saved this for a rainy day. Enjoy.
Daphne: Mr. E gives me the creeps. (Fred starts to open the box) Fred, careful. That could be a bomb! (Fred pulls out a purse) Ooh, strike that. Cute purse! (reaches for it, but Velma takes it)
Fred: Check it out! 100% pure gator. Made in Gatorsburg!
Scooby: Ratorsburg?
Daphne: But that's impossible! Gatorsburg hasn't manufactured Gator products in decades!
Velma: Not since the gator mines dried up!
Scooby: Rator mines?

Fred: Gang, we have a mystery on our hands!
Velma: Oh, sweet Christmas, finally!

Mrs. Dinkley: Hello?
Mayor Jones: Yello.
Mrs. Blake: Yes?
Velma: (into phone) Hey, Mom. We're stuck in Gatorsburg.
Fred: (into phone) The van broke down.
Daphne: (into phone) Think you could come and get us?
Mrs. Dinkley: Oh, I wish I could, but tonight's race night! You know me and horses! Venus is in it's third retro grade which means I'm betting on Sick Little Monkey to show.
Mayor Jones: Meddling mushroom caps, Fred! I've already got the recliner in the reclined position. There's no going back from that.
Mrs. Blake: Oh, sweetie, it's dark out. I can't go out in the dark. (Fred, Daphne, and Velma hang up)
Shaggy: (calls and gets the answering machine) Oh, wait. Duh. It's still life night.
Velma: (slyly) I guess we're here for the whole night.
Scooby: And Scooby Dooby too!

Greta Gator: I got a few hotel rules. (Fred enters the room, but Greta blocks Daphne and Velma) Rule number one: Boys and girls in separate rooms. No exceptions!
Velma: Then I guess I'm with you, Daphne.
Greta: I said no exceptions!
Velma: But, I'm a girl.
Greta: Oh, right. Rule number two: stay in your rooms, no matter what you hear. That includes screams, moans, wails, pounding, claws scratching, and anything that sounds like a body being dragged across a hard-wood floor.
Fred: Okayy...

Fred: (showing Daphne his trap scrapbook)....and I left a few pages blank, you know, for future traps.
Daphne: (extremely bored) Good thinking. (Scooby bursts into the room, terrified and panting)
Fred: Scoob! What's the matter?
Daphne: He's trying to tell us something! (Scooby tries to show them what he means)
Fred: Tater people! Uh, crater sneeple? (Scooby starts wheezing) Skater feeple!
Daphne: (stands up) Gator people! (Scooby sighs in relief)

(The police car arrives)
Fred: Time to find out who these greedy gators really are. (unmasks the Creeping Creatures)
Daphne: Grady Gator?
Shaggy: Greta Gator?
Scooby: Gunther Gator?
Fred: But why?
Grady: After we ran out of gators, everybody moved OUT of Gatorsburg. But not us.
Greta: This here's our HOME.
Daphne: So with no alligators left, you decided to make imitation gator products and pass them off as real.
Velma: But you couldn't have anyone snooping around Gatorsburg. So you created the Creeping Creatures to scare people away.
Fred: Then you could run your gator ring without anyone knowing who you were or what you were up to.
Shaggy: Like, that is one ridiculous plan.
Gunther: And you know what? We would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for you meddling juveniles and your unauthorized investigation of our synthetic gator accessories.
Sheriff Stone: You're telling me this gator stuff is fake? I paid a fortune for this track suit!
Velma: Sorry, Sheriff.
Sheriff Stone: (sighs) Man, I gotta get out of this suit. This fake gator doesn't breathe. I'm starting to smell a little... funky. Arrest them... even though I have absolutely NO JURISDICTION HERE! (drives away)

Fred: Wait, Sheriff. can you give us a ride? The Mystery Machine isn't...
(The engine of Mistery Machine is revving)
Everyone: (gasp)
Shaggy: Zoinks! Like, there's no engine in the Mystery Machine. It's haunted!
(Fred opens the hood, there's a letter of Mr. E)
Velma: It's from Mr. E.
Daphne: (opens the letter and reads) "Hope you had a good time in Gatorsburg. But be warned, there are more mysteries to come. This is only one piece of the puzzle".
Fred: Puzzle? What's that supposed to mean?
Shaggy: Like, I've got a bad feeling we're gonna find out. Oh.
(The lightning appears loudly in the sky, Shaggy grabs Scooby whimpering)

The Secret of the Ghost Rig edit

Police Officer: You realize you were speeding?
Teenage Driver: Y-yes, I do, Officer.
Police Officer: Okay, as long as you know.

Mayor Jones: Ah, Fred my boy! Today is a very exciting day for you, because today you learn the family business: politics!
Fred: Politics? That's adult stuff! You know, kids my age are into traps and solving mysteries!
Mayor Jones: No they're not, son! You're going to learn all the vital things I do for this community, like create pamphlets and strategize about new places to put parking meters.
Velma: I know a place he can put another parking meter.

Rung: Anyway, give me a jingle and we'll plan a magical night on the town. (glances at his watch) Oh yeah, the life of the seventh largest regional ladder manufacturer never stops. Sorry, but I gotta rung.

Daphne: Are you trying to set me up with - him? What about Fred?
Mr. Blake: You're just friends, right?
Daphne: Well, yeah - but we're really good friends. And I don't know, it feels like cheating. On a friend.
Mrs. Blake: Darling, think of it like trying a new cut of meat. Why have ground beef, when you can have a nice prime rib?
Daphne: But I don't even like meat! I like vegetables. Like Fred.

Mayor Jones: What's going on here - (notices George Avocados) Avocados.
Avocados: That's Avocados.

Velma: (flirtatiously) You know, Shag, I have plenty of food back at my place.
Shaggy: Um, like, thanks Velma, but Scooby Doo has had his tongue tattooed with a map of every single pizza joint in town. As you can see, we got it covered.
Velma: Yeah, in drool.

Sheriff Stone: And so you're saying this ghost truck disappeared like a, uh... ghost truck.
Scooby: Yep, that's pretty much it.
Sheriff Stone: Well, looks like you kids might have stumbled onto a new tourist attraction.
Shaggy: Tourist attraction? Like, man, it nearly dumped us in the cove!
Velma: Besides, we're not even sure it was a ghost!
Sheriff Stone: I'm sorry, but didn't you say there was no driver? That's textbook ghost truck, case closed!

Velma: I knew it! Anyone with hair that perfect has to be guilty of something.

Mayor Jones: (caught in Fred's trap) Screaming pandas, what is the meaning of this?
Fred: Dad, we think George Avocados is the ghost trucker, and he's trying to sabotage your reelection!
Mayor Jones: That's completely absurd. Why would a ghost drive a truck when everyone knows they can fly? Especially an eighteen wheeler, those require a Class Six license.

Scooby: Nice going, Raggy. (laughs) Good job.
Mayor Jones: (arrives) Pickled porcupines. What's going on here, Fred? I was in my office working late, when suddenly it sounds like some demonic force is tearing apart city hall. Tell me it's true.
Fred: It's even better, dad. We caught the Ghost Trucker. And he's none other than...
The Ghost Trucker: Let me out of here! Aaah! (crawls from out of the Ghost Truck and falls to the ground) Uhh!
Everyone: Rung Ladderton?
Rung: Ooh, ahh, shock. Yeah, yeah, that's right. And I would have gotten away with it if it weren't for you meddling... peers.
Daphne: Of course. It all makes sense. Rung was using the Ghost Truck to smuggle doorknobs out of Crystal Cove, so he could find Theodore Avocados' missing diamond.
Fred: Avocados disguised the diamond as a doorknob. That's why it was never found.
Rung: You are correct, my little ascot-wearing friend, but that idiot Avocados didn't say in his journal which crystal knob was really the diamond. So, I had to steal 'em all. And what better way than with a Ghost Truck to smuggle them all out of town?
Velma: We should have known. The other guy who bought the tires was G. Nurno Treddal, a name far too ridiculous to be real, because it's Rung Ladderton spelled backwards!
Fred: But Rung, you're rich. You've got everything: ladders, ascots. Why did you need a diamond?
Rung: I inherited a ladder company. We make the one product in the world that no one ever replaces. Ladders don't wear out like TVs or personal trainers over 40. (Sheriff Stone handcuffs Rung) No, no. They're built to last, which means no sales. The company's broke.
Daphne: I don't think you'll be needing this anymore. (removes Rung's orange ascot)
(Sheriff Stone takes Rung into custody)
Fred: Thanks, Daph.
Daphne: No worries. I'm always here for you, Fred. (removes the purple ascot and puts the orange one to Fred) Seriously, right here.
Mayor Jones: I gotta hand it to you, Fred. Your traps actually came in handy this time.
Fred: Gee, dad. Does this mean you finally accept what I want to do with my life?
Mayor Jones: (laughs) Oh Fred. No.

Revenge of the Man Crab edit

Dylan: Here, I brought some water.
Brenda: Ew, I don't want any of that fatty fat water! I want Trickells' Trickquid!
Dylan: Trickell's Trickquid is water.
Brenda: Um, no, it's one hundred percent diet moisture.

Velma: Ugh, not that place! That guy's a total freak!
Shaggy: No, he's, like, totally cool! Just don't mention his nose.
Velma: Hey there, Cappy! What happened to the old sniffer? (Shaggy groans)
Skipper Shelton: What happened? I'll tell it for you! It was a clam that took it, fierce and mighty was he, and reduced me to wearing facial underwear he did! But I'll find him, and I won't stop shucking till I do. Understand?
Velma: Yes sir, Captain Admiral, sir!

Daphne: You know, we're still close to the water. All kinds of fish in there.
Fred: (watching the volleyball game) Yep, they're so beautiful!
Daphne: The girls?
Fred: No, the nets!
Daphne: The nets?
Fred: I wonder what their tensile strength is? They're nylon, absolutely perfect for traps!

Fred: We can't let that thing get away!
Shaggy: Sure we can, Fred! All we have to do is stand right here!
Scooby: Yeah, stand right here!

Velma: Wow, who are you trying to impress?
Daphne: What, this old thing? I've had it forever. I just want to do a good job. Would you rub oil on my back? Fred likes shiny things, and I'm tired of him staring at nets.

Fred: There's a book over here. Daphne read a book once. And that chair, Daphne liked to sit in chairs. And that card catalogue over there -
Velma: Not helping, Fred.
Fred: I know. What's wrong with me?

Velma: Hey, Daphne? Let me ask you something. If you liked a boy -
Daphne: Who told you? Was it one of my sisters? [ Daphne mad at Velma] Dawn! Ha! She thinks she's so perfect. Well, what no one knows is, she has a sixth toe on her -
Velma: Um, what are you talking about?
Daphne: I - clearly, not what you were talking about...

Shaggy: Like, we've got him!
Velma: Good going! But how did you find your way out?
Scooby: (sniffing) Clam cones.
Velma: You were saved by junk food?
Shaggy: Like, what can I say? Junk food and me have a very special relationship.
Velma: Maybe I should ask it for advice.
Fred: Speaking of clam cones, I see Skipper Shelton isn't around again. Or are you, Skipper? (unmasks the Man Crab)
Skipper: (arrives) Ah, back from the Laundromat, I am. And once more does me nose-hammock smell fresh as the morning tide.
Daphne: Wait, if you're not the Man Crab, then who...?
Velma: Everyone, meet Bud Shelton. (grabs Bud's head out of Man Crab disguise)
Scooby, Shaggy and Daphne: Who?
Velma: The Trickell's Triquid mascot.
Bud: And the inventor, not that dirtball, Trickell.
Shaggy: Like, how did you know, Velma?
Velma: I knew it wasn't a real crab because Daphne never got allergic when she was around it. Plus, when I saw the mole pattern on the cheek of man next to Trickell in the newspaper, I remembered the same pattern on the mascot.
Bud: He took the credit for my creation. It was supposed to be called Bud's Bloosh. I was still working on the name. I spent countless hours making the Man Crab costume and even more time building my system of trap doors and stairs under the beach. And in case anyone came snooping in between kidnappings, I hid my costume in a locker big enough to hold it, putting a label with Skipper's name on it over the real label. So if anyone found it, they'd blame him.
Daphne: All that work just to get back at Mr. Trickell? Wouldn't it have been easier and-- more legal to sue him?
Bud: Are you kidding? Lawyers take forever. I would have succeeded, too, if it weren't for you meddling brats probing into my crustacean-themed revenge scheme.
Skipper: Well, "almost" doesn't shuck the clam, (to Scooby) does it, wolfie?
(Skipper and Scooby laugh)
Scooby: I have no idea what you're talking about.

The Song of Mystery edit

Velma: Shaggy, you promised me you weren't going to use the word 'like' so much. It makes you sound ignorant.
Shaggy: Oh, right. Like, um, I forgot.

Daphne: They can't just leave all the kids!
Sheriff Stone: They'll be fine. We'll air drop in some freeze dried camp food. Just because they're 'spookified' doesn't mean they can't reconstitute macaroni!

Velma: Here, pick out a new pair of pants.
Shaggy: What's wrong with my pants?
Velma: You promised me you were going to start caring more about your appearance.
Shaggy: But I like those pants.
Velma: You've worn them since the eight grade.
Shaggy: They're comfortable pants
Velma: Fine.

Mrs. Dinkley: (giving tour) This is the location of the most recent attack by the creature that's been spookifying the children of Crystal Cove. (notices the gang) Velma, sweetheart, how are you? (yelling) Sheriff, they're back!
Velma: Mom, please! We just wanted to see what was happening!
Mrs. Dinkley: There's nothing to see. Not unless you're paying.

Dr. Portillo: The peoples have long told the tale of Qué Horrífico. A normal man by day, but every sundown he changes into Qué Horrífico. He roams through the villages and plays his song of mystery on a pan flute, turning the childrens into... Terriblegatos!
Fred: In America, we call it 'getting spookified'.
Dr. Portillo: That is good enough, thank you. Eventually, he takes them to his spooky town, or cave or something. There's a lot of debate on that, who can really know.

Mary Anne Gleardan: Fred Jones, Jr. You were supposed to meet me in the library for your civics tutoring.
Fred: Mary Anne, I can't. I have something important I need to do.
Mary Anne Gleardan: What could possibly be more important than civics?

Dr. Portillo: Oh no! I think - I think [the transformation] is happening! Oh no! It's happening! It's happening! AHHH! Here it comes! Oh, I so scared! I so scared! Here it comes! Oh - No, it's just gas.

Daphne: This is nice.
Fred: Watch it, Daphne! Remember, we're married; don't look so happy!
Velma: It's almost sunset. We'd better get inside.
Fred: Right. (loudly) Come, two young children, it's bedtime! Grandma's gonna tell you a story!
Shaggy: Oh goodie!
Fred: Quick, get inside.
(Inside, ready for trap)
Scooby: Aren't you going to tell us a story?
Velma: Yes, The End. Now shh.

(Mayor Jones and Sheriff Stone arrive)
Mayor Jones: What in the name of whole wheat toast is going on?
Fred: We got him, dad.
(Scooby unmasks Qué Horrífico)
Mary Anne Gleardan: You mean her.
Fred, Daphne, Velma, Shaggy: Mary Anne Gleardan.
Mayor Jones: Your tutor? But why?
Mary Anne Gleardan: I was trying to scare all the adults out of Crystal Cove so I could run the city my way. (hocking) (to Fred) I told you, I have brilliant ideas. (to everyone) With all the adults gone, there's be no one to stand in my way. I learned about the legend of Qué Horrífico in Dr. Portillo's honors class. It was the perfect solution. I used the high school's theater department for my costume. I went to every kindergarten and elementary school in the city to convince the children to pretend to be spookified. In return I offered them Utopia! When that didn't work, I offered them candy. Whenever the children heard me playing the pan flute, that was their signal to put on their fake hair and fangs and commence spookification. I almost had the whole town cleared of adults. I would have, too, if it weren't for you (speaks latin)
Fred, Daphne, Velma, Shaggy and Scooby: Huh?
Mary Anne Gleardan: (sighs) Loosely translated it means "Meddlesome kids" in latin.
Arthur: I'm going home. I miss my mom and dad. (The other kids say goodbyes and walk into their homes) By the way, this was lame.
(Sheriff Stone handcuffs Mary Anne)
Mary Anne Gleardan: Wait, you're taking me to jail? But I'm just a kid!
Sheriff Stone: Do you know how many boxes we're stuck with of Qué Horrífico t-shirts, Qué Horrífico pamphlets, Qué Horrífico dance CDs, Qué Horrífico--?
Mary Anne Gleardan: Okay, okay. I see your point.

The Legend of Alice May edit

Daphne: I'm telling you, she's up to something!
Fred: C'mon, Daphne. So, Alice was using the shower and hanging out in the school basement late at night. Haven't we all?
Daphne: What if Alice is the ghost girl the Sheriff mentioned? You could be in danger, Fred.
Fred: Don't you think I'd know if she were a ghost girl?
Velma: I'd be willing to bet... no.
Scooby: Yeah, me too.
Shaggy: Yeah, like, what do we really know about Alice?
Fred: You mean, besides the fact that she's super nice, and her hair smells like peaches, and sometimes I get lost in her eyes, and -
Daphne: Fred Jones, do you like this girl?
Fred: (points at his "watch") Wow, look at the time.
Daphne: You're not wearing a watch, Freddie.
Fred: Oh. Well, I'd better go find one, then!

Angel: Looks like your ghost girl's building herself... a man posse.
Shaggy: Zoinks! Like, what if Fred's her latest possum?

Delilah: Hey, baby sis. Something got you down.
Daphne: Hey, Delilah. It's okay, I'm fine.
Delilah: No, no, I can tell. Same way I can tell when I look in the eyes of the enemy and see their cold, grey heart and know it's either me, or them.
Daphne: Uh, okay...
Delilah: Ah, boy trouble. I've been Fear's bunkmate before. Let me tell you a story. There was a beach. Enemy dug in along the shore. They picked us off one by one but I knew I had to get my men through, understand?
Daphne: No.
Delilah: All right, here's another story -
Daphne: Delilah, really, don't worry. I'm gonna figure this out.
Delilah: I hear you. Call if you need me. Whoo-aahh!

Shaggy: Like, wow! I didn't know this year's prom theme was terror and pandemonium!
Velma: What's going on?
Ethan: Somebody's mom is trying to kill Fred.
Gary: Yeah, thanks, Mystery Geeks, for wrecking our prom.

Ghost Girl: Don't touch me!
Mayor Jones: (arrives with Sheriff Stone) Hazy fantasie, Fred. Didn't you hear me when I said, "if you see a ghost girl, do not go to the prom with her".?
Fred: Don't worry, dad. She may look like a ghost girl, but in reality she's... (unmasks the ghost girl) Alice May. Or she's also known as...
Scooby, Shaggy, Velma, Daphne and Fred: Alice Carlswell.
Sheriff Stone: Carlswell? As in Deacon Carlswell? The Creeper?
Alice: That is right. He was my father. When daddy was in prisoned, I vowed revenge on those who put him there. I used his old costume to construct my own. When I found the legend of the evil ghost girl online, I was ready to spring my trap. I grabbed that fool Randy to throw you all off the track. And I kept him hidden and fed in my father's crypt until I could let him go. After that, it was just a matter of getting rid of your precious leader, and Fred. I'm going to zap your gang the way you feeded my father. And I would have succeeded, too, if it weren't for you meddling... schoolmates... of mine.

In Fear of the Phantom edit

Fred: Perfect! Daphne's our phantom bait.
Daphne: Oh, this is so exciting - wait. Bait?

Sheriff Stone: All right, now let me get this straight; these T-shirts are fifty dollars each, this is cotton, right? The kind that comes from cows?
Velma: Sheriff, you need to focus. The phantom has already taken Daphne!
Sheriff Stone: Right. Where's Daphne?
Shaggy, Velma, Scooby, and The Hex Girls: The phantom took her away!
Sheriff Stone: All right, now we're getting somewhere! And by the way, what's wrong with the Jones kid? He's acting a little... squirrely.

Fred: Daphne. Now. I need to talk to her.
Daphne: (dressed as crush) Daphne's gone. Call me Crush.
Fred: Darn it, lady, I'm serious! Where is she?
Daphne: Urgh, Fred. It's me, okay?
Fred: Uh... oh. I need to tell you something and I need you to listen. I'm not a guy anymore.
Daphne: What?
Fred: I have feelings! I care!

Harry: If you had a lizard face, I'd still love you, Scooby.
Scooby: And I'd love you, Harry. More Sandwich?
Shaggy: Like, okay, you know what? Enough! You can't replace me with a dummy!
Scooby: Do you hear something, Harry?
Shaggy: Like, there is no Harry. Harry is you, and like, dude, I am your best friend!
Harry: Um, no, I don't think so.
Shaggy: Why don't you just stay out of it, Harry? And, like, stop watching Vincent van Ghoul movies. That's mine and Scooby Doo's thing!
Harry: Really? Cause Scooby Doo thought you cared more about girls and going to proms! (Shaggy begins to wrestle with 'Harry' before realizing that Harry's a puppet)
Shaggy: Wait, wha - what am I doing?

Mayor Jones: (arrives with Sheriff Stone) Bug-eyed biscuits, Fred. Couldn't you have waited until after the show to catch the phantom?
Fred: Sorry, dad. Not with Daphne in danger. (unmasks the phantom)
Everyone: Daniel Frizette?
Shaggy: Or, like, should we call you Fantzee Pantz?
Hex Girls: Fantzee Pantz?
Gus: Doth my eye shadow deceive? How did you know?
Fred: The villain had to be someone close to the Hex Girls to access the stage.
Shaggy: And the Hex Girls' equipment.
Scooby: And their bus.
Velma: Someone with a grudge against the Hex Girls.
Daniel: The Hex Girls took my career. I tried to get revenge by writing bad songs for them, but they can make anything a hit. So, I became the phantom. And I'd do it again if it weren't for the uncanny boy band knowledge of you meddling brats!
Sheriff Stone: Let's go.

The Grasp of the Gnome edit

Sheriff Stone: No admittance. This is a quarantined area. Besides, the movie's already started.
Scooby: You're showing them a movie?
Shaggy: Yeah, aren't they, like, frozen with gnomey magic?
Sheriff Stone: I already saw the movie. Believe me, magically frozen is the perfect viewing state to be in.

Fred: Now let's see who you really are. (unmasks the Gnome)
Daphne, Velma and Scooby: (gasp) The Court Fool? Uh-Oh.
Amanda Littlefoot: That's my husband, Gill Littlefoot! What did you think you were doing, fool? (hits Gill with her staff)
Gill: What I've wanted to do for years: Frame you for the gnome attacks. And once you were out of the way, take your fortune for my own. (Amanda hits him again) Ow! Will you stop that?
Velma: But you're too tall. How could you ever be the gnome?
Gill: There's a reason our family name is Littlefoot. (takes off the gnome disguise to reveal his real size) (Everyone gasp) I planned this over a year. And while I've always hid my tiny legs, this finally provided me a way to make them useful. Since Amanda's dislike of pirates was well known, I planted her earring on a victim, hoping to throw suspicion her way. I used my toxin-coated gloves to paralyze all the pirates, but you would not quit. The beautiful part is that because of my--
Sheriff Stone: I believe the medical term is baby legs.
Gill: No one would have ever suspected me. That is, until you, meddling, gnome-hating, pirate-loving--
Sheriff Stone: Yeah, yeah, Shrimpo, we got the picture.
Amanda Littlefoot: (annoyed) All these years, you've looked down on me. Now it turns out I'm actually taller than you. (hits Gill again with her staff)
Gill: Ow!
Sheriff Stone: Let's go, little footy. (laughs)
Mayor Jones: Boy, I had big plans for him! Thanks for nothing-- again.
Fred: Anytime, pop.

Battle of The Humungonauts edit

Mayor Jones: So they didn't show! I don't see why we couldn't just seize the ticket money as evidence. Prancing piccolos, Fred. One of your traps actually worked!
Sheriff Stone: Greetings, big and hairy space travelers. As a representative of planet Earth, I welcome you.
Velma: I'm afraid these two aren't space travelers, Sheriff. I'd like to introduce (unmasks the Green Humungonaut) Max Minner and (unmasks the Red Humungonaut) Jax Minner.
Sheriff Stone: It's the Minner brothers? They've been taking care of all of Crystal Cove's insurance needs for years.
Mayor Jones: But how did you know they'd both show up here?
Velma: All I did was double insure the boat repair shop with a policy from both brothers. You see, each brother was only attacking the places the other brother insured.
Mayor Jones: But why?
Max: What do you think? Money.
Jax: And the fact that we can't stand each other.
Max: Oh, yeah. That, too.
Jax: This intense dislike started back when we were circus strongmen. We had just come up with a great idea for our act: The Hercules apes...
Sheriff Stone: Humongonauts is catchier.
Jax: When this jerk decides to break up our act and join a rival circus.
Max: Huh! You were just jealous.
Jax: We became bitter enemies who, as chance would have it, both went into the insurance business here in Crystal Cove.
Max: After that, we each focused on the same thing: Destroying each other's business.
Jax: And it would have worked, too, if it weren't for...
Max and Jax: My meddling brother! (look each other) What? Why you? (start fighting)
Velma: Mystery solved.

Howl of The Fright Hound edit

Sheriff Stone: What's going on? I heard what sounded like some sort of hideous, undying machine in here.
Daphne: We've solved the mystery of the Fright Hound.
Fred: And your culprit is... (opens the hood of the mysterious person)
Scooby, Shaggy, Velma, Daphne and Fred: Jason's mom?
Jason's mother: That's right, it was me all along. I saw how you treated my Jason at school. So naturally I did what any mother would do. I built a demonic robot dog to destroy you! I framed your little doggy friend to break you up, leaving Jason a clear shot at his true love. But when you showed up and blamed him of all things, I decided to GET RID OF YOU ALL! I gave up a career in military robotics to raise my son, not to watch him get triped on!
Jason: Now Velma will never want to be my girlfriend. And she would have, too, if it weren't for my meddling mom!
Velma: I'm sorry, Jason. I should have been clearer with you earlier. But you and me, it's just not gonna happen. But we can still be friends.
Jason: Really?
Velma: Yeah. You took that very well.
Jason: And you touched my knuckle again. Ha ha! (kisses his fingers)

The Secret Serum edit

Vampire: Aaahh! Let me go! I'll drain you all!
Daphne: Mom! Your vampiring is tearing this family apart! I'm sorry, but you've left me no choice. I'm going to have to stake you.
Vampire: Wait! I'm not a vampire! I'm-- (unmasks herself)
Scooby, Shaggy, Velma, Daphne and Fred: Sheila Altoonian.
Daphne: But why?
Sheila: Isn't it obvious? My looks are starting to fade.
Shaggy: No. You're gorgeous.
Fred: No. Your skin is as tight as my ascot.
Sheila: This is all your mother's fault. We're the same age, but she's so beautiful. She has the skin of a teenager. That's when I realized she must be a vampire. I went to the Dinkley Shop to do a little research and found the recipe for the youth juice. That potion was gonna make me young and beautiful forever. You see, in college I majored in zoology and acrobatics, studying the habits of flying squirrels. I propelled myself into the air with my quad and glute muscles. All this gave me the illusion of a real flying Vampire.
Daphne: Why didn't you just try maybe wearing a little less makeup? Or a cuter haircut? Or use tape to pull back all your wrinkly sacks of. (grabs her cheeks with hands) You know, age gracefully.
Sheila: Age gracefully? Are you crazy? No, the Vampire serum was my only hope. And I would have gotten away with it if it wasn't for you meddling--
Nan Blake: What's going on here?
Daphne: Mom!
Sheila: Even now, she's stealing my moment.
Daphne: I'm so glad you're not an undead creature of darkness.
Nan Blake: Thanks, honey.
Daphne: But what are you doing here? Why have you been sneaking out?
Nan Blake: I didn't want to say anything, but I've been taking night classes. I'm getting my public notary degree!
Velma: Oh, how exciting.
Shaggy: What an opportunity.
Nan Blake: You know, I may be outrageously gorgeous, but knowledge, knowledge is the key to true beauty. Well, I better get going. I have to figure out what a notary is before tomorrow's final exam. (laughs)

The Shrieking Madness edit

Shaggy: Like, you don't hear many monsters from other dimensions scream for help.
(Fred ties the Char Gar Gothakon's mouth with ascot)
Velma: This is no monster. (unmasks Char Gar Gothakon) It's Howard E. Roberts, Hatecraft's student assistant and biggest fan. Just as I suspected.
Shaggy: Suspected how?
Velma: Think about it. We found a book written by Hatecraft, with sentences underlined that smelled like Char Gar Gothakon.
Howard: Of course it was me. Someone had to defend the Professor against his critics. And what better way than to dress as his greatest creation? Fortunately, I'd taken a class in the military application of sonic shriek technology at the learning annex. Although, in retrospect, it might not have been a good idea to glue real octopus legs to my face.
Everyone: Ah, so that was the smell!
Velma: But when Hatecraft admitted he made it up?
Howard: That's when he had to fall. And he would have, too, if it weren't for the dark elder forces conspiring in the inky black of time most foul! Oh. And you meddling kids.

(The police takes Howard into custody)
Harlan Ellison: H.P., are you all right?
Professor Hatecraft: Harlan. Yes. Just an overeager fan who got carried away.
Harlan Ellison: Fans. Imbeciles fit only to be gnawed by rabid rats.
Professor Hatecraft: Yes. Someone could write a book.
Harlan Ellison: How about, "A boy and his fans", by Harlan Ellison and H.P. Hatecraft?
Professor Hatecraft: I was thinking something more along the lines of, "Shavu-ra hatafar, the fan that had no name".
Harlan Ellison: Except, uh, you just named it.
Professor Hatecraft: Don't start with me, Ellison.

When the Cicada Calls edit

Shaggy: Like, I don't think it's Dr. Yantz!
Velma: Really? You think?

Fred: Now, get him!
(Scooby grabs the Cicada Creature's hat)
Everyone: Grandma Moonbeam?
(Sheriff Stone, Mayor Jones and the photographer arrive)
Mayor Jones: Did we miss it? Where are the bugs?
Fred: You're the Cicada Creature? But why?
Grandma Moonbeam: Isn't it obvious? I wanted to shut down Destroido. I found out they added a secret ingredient to make nature slivers more tasty: Landfill waste! I demanded that they return to my original healthy recipe, but they refused, and because they owned it, there was nothing I could DO. I vowed to get even. I saw a Norwegian documentary about a researcher using sound waves to control penguins' movements. I decided to adapt the idea for my revenge. Since I didn't have any penguins, I used cicadas. And I would have succeeded, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling young people.
Sheriff Stone: Well, now, it's the big house for you, grandma. Let's go.
Mayor Jones: (sighs) Why can't anything in this town ever turn out to be real?
Fred: Glad we could help, dad.
Velma: Well, another mystery successfully solved.

Mystery Solvers Club State Finals edit

Taffy-Dare: i was born in 1994 when i was a kid in 1997
Velma: Look at that. For the time ever, the sidekicks have solved the mystery.
Scooby: Now, let's see exactly who Lord Infernicus is. (unmasks the Lord Infernicus)
Everyone: The Funky Phantom?!
Mudsy: That's me, don't you know.
Scooby: But why?
Mudsy: I was sick of being a sidekick. Resentful, even. I'm not a real ghost. I'm Jonathan Wellington Muddlemore, actor, thespian, dramatator. I was behind in my rent at the Y, so a friend told me about this clock I could squat in. When they found me and thought I was a ghost, I figured why not. Ghost gig got me 3 hots and a cot, but I got tired of taking a back seat, don't you know. I wanted to headline. I wanted to be the boss. In charge, even. With my own sidekicks. That's when I stumbled upon the mystery solvers state finals. I had workshopped my Lord Infernicus character at various comedy clubs and state fairs around the country. And it has always been a hit. It was a simple matter to use mirrors and a video projector to make myself appear and fly. A little smoke, fireworks, a skeleton puppet identical to my own bone structure for close-up work, a pre-recorded voice, and the deed was done. I even abducted my own cat Boo. The plan was to ship everyone off to Africa, where there is a desperate need for teenage mystery solvers. I then created the ruse with the Guinea pigs; sewing each of their tiny costumes by hand, using the actual vintage fabrics of their real life counterparts just to throw you off track. It was perfect. Genius, even. Until your ridiculous dog started acting like a HERO instead of a SIDEKICK.
Scooby: (annoyed) Ohhh.
Boo the Cat: You lied to me. Meow! (attacks Mudsy)
Shaggy: Like, Scoob, looks like you and your pals are the heroes of this mystery. Let's hear it for the sidekicks. Hip hip--
Everyone: Hooray! Hip hip hooray! Hip hip hooray!

The Wild Brood edit

Biker Dude: Hey, little muffin, how 'bout you and me go for a moonlight ride?
Girl: No thanks, I'm allergic to the stink of desperation.

Random Spanker Gang Member: Let's go spank somewhere else!

Daphne: Oh, Freddie, this is such a romantic setting for our second date.
Fred: If you say so. All I know is, since my dad owns the place, we get free refills.

Sheriff Stone: Hold it right there, leather-wearing creepy. First section seven forty-one dot B of the Chrystal Cove bylaws; there are no monsters or monster-like creatures allowed in public areas.
Mayor Jones: Unless tickets are being sold.

Daphne: Wow, that was very... poetical.

Member of The Wild Brood: Velma, do you believe in love at first sight?
Velma: In your case... no.

Daphne: Did you break into the armory and steal a rocket launcher?
Orc: No.
Daphne: (to Fred) See, I told you, let's go.

Orc: My gratitude is yours, fair Daph.
Fred: Fair Daph?! Listen here, Tusky, only I get to call her Daph, and I never say fair!

Orc: Crazy driving there, Frederick.
Fred: Thanks. And it's Fred. Unless we're dating, and then it's Freddie.

Daphne: Okay. Let's see who was trying to give the Wild Brood a bad name.
(The Orc unmasks the Impostor Orc)
Scooby, Shaggy, Daphne, Velma and Fred: Another geek?
The Orcs: Maxwell?
Shaggy: Like, who's Maxwell?
Odnarb: He works in the copy room at our gaming company. Maxwell, why?
Maxwell: Why? I'll tell you why. You all thought you were so cool. You never let me join in the beta testing of any of your new video games. No, I was just the lowly copy boy. So I sought my revenge. I made a Wild Brood costume of my own. From that point on, all I had to do was steal a rocket launcher, grab someone to hack the computer to divert the train, reroute said train, board the train from a moving motorcycle, defeat the train's security system, blow up the bridge the train was on, which would cause the Swordfish console to be destroyed in a massive train wreck, ruining your careers and hopefully giving rise to my own in the process. Simple!
Shaggy: Dude. Seriously?
Maxwell: Overkill, huh? Well, it might have worked, if it wasn't for you meddling kids. Am I right?
Scooby, Shaggy, Daphne, Velma and Fred: Uh, no.
Velma: Don't think so.
Shaggy: Not really.
(Maxwell feels sorry)

Sheriff Stone: (puts the Orc mask on Maxwell's face) And keep that mask on. You geeks freak me out without them. (drives away with Maxwell arrested)
Velma: Don't be so hard on yourself. You tried to do a very brave thing.
Fred: No, Odnarb was the brave one. He saved us all. Go ahead. Hang with him, Daph.
Odnarb: We've got to get back to our render farm. But I was thinking... maybe one last ride? I'll let you hold onto my jacket. It's genuine elf thigh.
Daphne: Oh. No thanks, Od. You're awesome with all your deep thoughts and poetical nobility and stuff. But my heart has always been with Freddie. (kisses Fred on the cheek)
Fred: Yes! In your face, Odnarb, or whoever you are. She digs me. She digs me! SHE DIGS ME!

Where Aphrodite Walks edit

Soccer Player: Fred missed another match. What he'd get, trapped?

Aphrodite: Run down that mangy mongrel! Run him down with the love! Now!

Professor Pericles: The antidote to stop Aphrodite has several distinct components: Pewter, found in grout used only in stained glass windows of the eighteenth century. Ectoplasm, or as it's more commonly known, ghost mucus. And finally, rose quartz, mined in the caves beneath Crystal Cove.

Mayor Jones: Silver plated seesaws, Fred, you're not in the love anymore? Then, I'm going to have to let out an unearthly howl and destroy you.

Velma: Look, about what happened -
Shaggy: Yeah, uh, about that...
Velma: We don't have to -
Shaggy: No, no way.
Velma: In fact, I'd prefer -
Shaggy: Absolutely. My thoughts exactly.

Daphne: We've got a great look for everyone!
Shaggy: Does mine involve wearing a skirt and lipstick?
Daphne: No...
Shaggy: Awesome!
Daphne:: But Scooby's does!
Scooby: Not fair!

Aphrodite: I am the goddess of love! Bow at the feet of Aphrodite!
Velma: I think you mean Amanda. (unmasks Aphrodite) Amanda Smythe?
Amanda Smythe: Oh, you think you're so smart. Do you know how it feels to be humiliated? Me, the smartest and most gifted student in the history of Crystal Cove, laughed at by everyone in this school.
Velma: Well, actually...
Amanda Smythe: You know nothing! They had promised me I would be prom queen, but instead they pulled a hideous mask over my face: The face of a monster. They ridiculed me. I left Crystal Cove that night, but I promised that someday I would return. I had always been good at chemistry, so when I stumbled on the formula for an artificial pheromone that could make people lose their minds with love, I knew I would have my revenge.
Daphne: Why? You're pretty now.
Amanda Smythe: The scars run deep. I would reclaim the crown that was rightly mine, then I would destroy this town the way it destroyed me. My plan was genius! And I would have succeeded, too, if it wasn't for your olfactory-challenged sidekicks. (The deputies arrest Amanda)
Pericles: I am no one's sidekick.
Scooby: You said it.

Shaggy: Well, Scooby Doo, like, you saved the day.
Scooby: And Pericles, too.
Daphne: I guess even a diabolical and criminal bird can change his evil in malevolent ways.
Ed: (appears) Highly doubtful.
Shaggy and Scooby: (nervously) Who--who are you?
Ed: I am an associate of Mr. E. Pericles left him a message that you should hear. (plays the recorded tape)
Pericles: It was I who gave Aphrodite the secret formula. Once that was accomplished, I could go after the real ingredients I needed to find. First, an ancient conquistador's ship manifest. Next, a stone piercing industrial-grade diamond drill bit. And finally, the geological reports from the Darrow Mining Company. Your move, Mr. E. (The tape ends)
Shaggy: Okay, can I get a teeny little time-out here? What does any of that stuff have to do with anything?
Ed: The curse of the haunted treasure, an ancient fortune left behind by the conquistadors that first settled this area. Legend has it that it is buried somewhere deep beneath us, and it now appears that Pericles is on the verge of discovering it. (Everyone gasp) And if he does, it could well mean the end of Crystal Cove. (walks away)

Escape from Mystery Manor edit

Fred: Way to go, gang. Who's been served now, huh?
Danny: I won't deny it, you are a worthy opponent.
Fred: Gee, thanks. You're not bad yourself.
Danny: Was that a gage burrow strategy you used back there?
Fred: You recognized it? You know, I thought at first I'd go with the Orpheus proposition, but I didn't have any milk.
Velma: (interrupts Fred) Excuse me. Sorry to interrupt, but what's the big idea trying to kill us? And what's with this thing?
Danny: My treasure! I thought you had returned to steal it.
Daphne: Returned? I think you have us confused with the original Mystery Inc.
Danny: Say, now that you mention it, you don't look anything like I remember you. Especially that parrot over there.
Scooby: Thank you.
Danny: I've made a terrible, terrible mistake. What has become of me? I suppose it started that Halloween night. My family came upon a mysterious artifact, a key to finding the great cursed treasure rumored to lie beneath Crystal Cove. It corrupted us with greed. I had just gotten my hands on it when the earth shook and swallowed our entire house. My loved ones grew old and passed all around me, but I hardly even noticed. Then, those meddling kids showed up. They were after my treasure. I knew it! So I spied on them. And I booby-trapped the whole house in ways that would prey upon their weaknesses. Eh, but they left.
Daphne: So you've been waiting for them to come back all this time?
Danny: Truth be told, I kind of lost track. Has it really been that long? How do I look? Haven't let myself go, have I?
Fred: Uh, no.
Scooby: You look fine.
Daphne: I love what you've done with your hair.
Danny: My whole life has been a waste. (sits in the chair, dodges the booby-trap arrow launched by crossbow and laughs) That's one of my earlier models.
(The Mansion begins rumbling and collapsing)
Shaggy: What's going on?
Danny: All those traps going off must have awaken the area's fault line. (falls on the floor broken in half)
Fred: Quick, grab my hand!
Danny: Don't worry about me! (The gang watches the ceiling breaking outside) Now's your chance for escape.
Velma: But your treasure?
Danny: (last words) Keep it! And may it bring you more happiness than it ever brought me. (The ceiling is still breaking, the light shines outside) Now, through that crevice before it's too late!
(The gang escapes the Mansion collapsed leaving Danny Darrow alone)

Daphne: After all that, he saved us.
Velma: Or did we save him?
Shaggy: Yeah. Like, he did say this wedge was...
Scooby: Cursed.
Fred: Whatever it is, it's our responsibility now. The question is, are there other pieces out there? And if there are, who else is looking for them?
(Mayor Jones watches the gang from the car window and drives away)

The Dragon's Secret edit

Fred: Ta-da! The Brownberger B-41. It's the trapper's trap.
Mayor Jones: (arrives) Spicy giblet ponies, Fred! Why do you have a geisha tied up in here? You know they belong downtown in Crystal Cove's geisha house of terror.
Fred: He's not a geisha, dad. He's a wizard. Or at least that's who he's pretending to be...
(Velma unmasks White Wizard)
Scooby, Shaggy, Daphne, Velma and Fred: Mr. Wang?
Scooby: Big surprise.
Mayor Jones: What?! Wang?! Why?!
Mr. Wang: I've searched for the dragon's heart all my life. I tracked it to your silly little town, and it was almost mine. Mine!
Mai Le: You won't be needing these anymore. (takes the 4 rings off of Mr. Wang)
Daphne: Now it all makes sense. Mr. Wang used his supposed research trip to Crystal Cove as an excuse to hunt for the dragon's heart. When he saw that Mai Le was wearing the fourth dragon ring, he knew he was close. Mr. Wang posed as the evil White Kung Fu Wizard to steal the fourth dragon ring from Mai Le, but Chen pretended to be a Red Wizard in an effort to stop him.
Velma: After the wizard battle downtown, Mr. Wang came to my house in one last effort to get the ring.
Shaggy: But how did he make himself fly?
Chen: Oh, the same way I did, (takes the White Wizard costume off of Mr. Wang) jetpack.
Scooby, Shaggy, Velma and Fred: Oh! Of course.
Daphne: And the magic lightning bolts?
Velma: (shows Mr. Wang's hand) Homemade Tesla coils. Genius!
Mr. Wang: It was the perfect plan. That ruby is priceless. I was going to be rich! And I would have gotten away with it if it weren't for you--
Fred: (masks Mr. Wang with the White Wizard's head) Save it, Wang. We've heard it all before.
(Scooby laughs)

(Inside the ship, Mai Le keeps the ruby in secret)
Mai Le: Finally mine. So long, Mystery Incorporated.
(The ship turns hard left, Mai Le accidentally drops the ruby, Shaggy arrives and catches it)
Shaggy: Hello, dude. Or should I say... Mai Le? I went to the airport to see you off, but you weren't on the plane. It was always about the ruby, wasn't it? You just used us to get Wang out of the way so that you could get the other rings.
Mai Le: That's right. While you and your idiot friends were explaining Wang's plan, I opened the jade dragon and took the ruby. The dragon's heart belongs to me!
Shaggy: Fine. Come and get it. (Mai Le destroys table with her strong fist) Zoinks!

Mai Le: (in a Fred's trap) Let me down, you idiots!
Scooby: You okay, Shaggy?
Shaggy: Was everything about you a lie? Like, even us?
Mai Le: Sorry, dude.
Velma: He's too good for you, dog issues or no dog issues.
Mai Le: I still don't know what that means.

Nightfright edit

(Daphne unmasks Nightfright)
Daphne, Velma and Fred: The production assistant?
Vincent van Ghoul: No, it's not. It's Argus Fentonpoof, the writer of "Scream, Scream, Time For You to Die".
Argus: I'm both. When you pulled out of the movie, they decided not to make it. I went bankrupt. I had to take a job as a production assistant.
Vincent van Ghoul: But, why have you done this?
Argus: Well, by scaring you and everyone watching on TV, I was going to prove that Nightfright deserved his own horror movie. Right before you started filming, I hid my Nightfright costume in a closet. I used the conduit to sneak in and put the costume on. I paid the other actors to pretend to be knocked out when I attacked. Of course, I couldn't let anyone know that I was Nightfright. I had to sneak out every now and then, and get everyone coffee.
Harry: (arrives) Hold it right there. I'm Harry Shneste-Boysen, the executive producer of this show. I've been watching the whole thing from my jacuzzi. I'm blown away. (to Vincent van Ghoul) Not only is your reality show going to be a surefire hit, (to Argus) (2 deputies handcuff Argus) but I found your pathetic tale of lost dreams inspiring. It's gonna make a great movie.
Argus: A movie, about me? Really? Heh. Gee! Uh, you know, none of this would have happened without you meddling kids. Thanks.
Sheriff: All right, let's go.
Argus: Bye, everyone! See you on the big screen in 10 to 20 years.
Vincent van Ghoul: Well, all's well that ends well.

The Siren's Song edit

Dr. Spike: I would like to see who's been holding me captive all this time. (unmasks the one Fish Freak)
Daphne: Ernesto?
Ernesto: Hello, comrade Daphne and her fellow comrade mystery-solving teenagers. (The other 3 Fish Freaks unmask themselves)
Daphne: But aren't you against all this anti-environment stuff?
Ernesto: Funny you should ask. It all started when we were doing a little research into our old foe Destroido. We were going through their trash when we ran across some very interesting information: Dr. Cavanaugh's report on this giant oil deposit off Dead Man's Point. We came up with a plan to make enough money to fund our various protests. We were gonna drill for the oil ourselves and sell it.
Fred: You were doing this for cash?
Ernesto: You have no idea how expensive it is to be a grassroots activist! After we found the location of the oil platform, all we had to do was scare off anyone who started nosing into our business. And we would have, too, if that meddling mermaid had kept her fin to herself and never contacted you.
Velma: Hold on. Are you telling us that you were going to cause a major environmental disaster in order to get the cash to protest against major environmental disasters?
Ernesto: Yes! You must be willing to kill the environment to save it.
Scooby, Shaggy, Velma, Daphne and Fred: Uhh... no. I don't think that's right.

Velma: Hey, you're not a mermaid!
Dr. Spike: Allow me to introduce my lovely wife Amy Cavanaugh, ordinary human and professional Commercial jingle singer.
Fred: That explains why your eerily beautiful singing voice made me want to put on deodorant!
(Velma is disappointed)
Amy: Velma...
Velma: You lied to me. You acted like you were my friend, and I believed you.
Amy: I'm sorry. I came up with the mermaid character out of desperation. I'd gone to the police to report that my husband had been kidnapped by Fish Freaks, but they just laughed at me, then asked for directions to the oil platform so they could add it as a stop to on the Crystal Cove Mystery Tour. I thought that if I could make it sound like one of your mysteries, you'd help me rescue my husband. And you did.
Velma: How do you even know about us?
Amy: I read your blog. I'm a fan.
Velma: Does that mean you're going to stay in touch?
Amy: If you'd like to me to.
Velma: Well... whatever. It's your decision. But I wouldn't mind if you did. As far as helping, it's what we do. Our friend Angel also deserves a lot of credit. She knew about Destroido's involvement from some old newspaper articles. That's how we made the connection.
Amy: Newspaper articles? That's strange. Destroido covered the whole thing up. The papers never even knew about it.
Velma: Hmm.

(In K-Ghoul, Angel Dynamite looks at the LP and Velma appears behind)
Angel: Lordy, Velma! Baby, you just about scared me out of my skin-tight leather foxy pants. What's with all the sneaking around?
Velma: You tell me.
Angel: What's that supposed to mean?
Velma: For the short amount of time that you've been in Crystal Cove, you sure know a lot about this town's mystery history.
Angel: Well, I'm just curious by nature. Remember the heebedy-jeebedies?
Velma: Stop. One of my big problems, on a list that's long and distinguished, is that despite my skeptical nature, I trust people. I want to see the best in them. Unfortunately, they usually let me down. Things have been adding up for me, Angel. The help you gave us on this oil platform mystery, the diary you provided for the Mystery Manor case; stuff that you shouldn't know and shouldn't have had, no matter what the heebedy-jeebedy.
Angel: What are you saying?
Velma: I'm saying Angel Dynamite isn't your real name. I think your real name is Cassidy Williams, and you're one of the members of the original Mystery Incorporated that vanished in the caves beneath Crystal Cove. Tell me I'm wrong... friend.

Menace of the Manticore edit

(Angel Dynamite enters the Mr. E's lair)
Angel: The Mystery, Inc. kids have found a piece of the Planispheric Disk.
Mr. E: So now, we know where 2 of the pieces are. Good work, Angel.
Angel: Just remember, I'm working with you, not for you, E. I'm worried about those kids.
Mr. E: Why?
Angel: Pericles is loose, and that nutso parrot might go after the piece, which puts them in danger, and us, if the former members of our club get wind of it.
Mr. E: Don't worry, little Angel. The other 2 won't move a muscle as long as Fred Jones is still alive.

Daphne: Look at that! Are Manticores double-jointed?
Velma: This is no Manticore, Daphne. This is... (unmasks the Manticore)
Scooby, Shaggy, Daphne and Fred: Hot Dog Water?
Velma: Just as I suspected. It totally makes sense when you put the clues together. Someone with computer skills had to make that fake website, and Hot Dog Water has those skills. And remember, just before the Manticore attacked, I smelled something familiar. It was briny, greasy hot dog water. (to Hot Dog Water) But what I don't know is why Shaggy and Scooby had such high voices after you attacked them before, or why you'd want this amusement park to close so badly.
Hot Dog Water: How could you know? Your intellect is so far inferior to mine. (takes off the Manticore's outfit) It all started on a boring Friday night when I didn't have a date.
Velma: Hard to imagine.
Hot Dog Water: I decided to run some experiments on the steel used to build the park's rides. I found that if you melted the steel down and combined it with chromium, stalagmite, and mercury phosphate, it created a kind of super helium. Shaggy and Scooby must have inhaled some helium gas from the Manticore's posterior relief hole. That's why their voices were so high. I figured if I could get the park to close, I could take all the steel, melt it down, and sell the super helium to the Australian zeppelin fleet. I'd have made a fortune and shown you up in the process, Velma.
(Sheriff arrests Hot Dog Water)
Daphne: Another mystery solved.
Fred: It still seems like something's missing.
(The Fortune Telling Machine prints the fortune)
Hot Dog Water: (reads) "Meddling kids and their dog will foil your plan".
Fred: Yep. That would be it.
(Sheriff drives away)

Angel: I know who has the Planispheric Disk piece, but not where.
Mr. E: Speak.
Angel: I put a bug on Velma when I saw her earlier. She didn't suspect a thing. Later, I heard Fred tell her that Shaggy and Scooby have the piece. But he didn't say anything more than that.
Mr. E: He told Velma and us enough. Everything will work out just fine. You see, Scooby is a far more trusting companion than Pericles was to me.

Attack of the Headless Horror edit

(Sheriff Stone arrives with Cachinga in the police car)
Sheriff Stone: What in the name of kettle corn is going on? I thought you said he (Cachinga) was the creature.
Daphne: Sorry we had to trick you, Sheriff, but we needed everyone to believe it was Cachinga (Fred deactivates the trap) so we could set a trap for the person who's really behind this.
(Fred unmasks the Headless Horror)
Headless Horror/Marion: (gasps)
Rick Spartan: Marion!
Sheriff Stone: But how did you know that she'd attack? I don't get that!
Fred: We knew that if Dr. Spartan found out that the curse was fake he'd want to go back to living a life of adventure in the jungle.
Velma: A life she definitely didn't want.
Marion: (annoyed) Fine. I admit it.
Sheriff Stone: Well, you kind of have to. We caught you in the costume. But how--how did you know it was her?
Fred: We found this ring at the botanical gardens. A woman's ring. (to Marion) You went to Oxford, too, didn't you?
Marion: Yes. (puts the ring on her finger)
Rick Spartan: But, Marion, why did you do it?
Marion: Because I love you! Because I hate living in the jungle. It's icky. I decided if I couldn't convince you to give up that life, I'd scare you out of it. I came up with the fake legend of Sklar Gringat. I forged an ancient map to the ruins and put it someplace you'd find it. I knew you wouldn't be able to resist the challenge. You would be so consumed with finding your next great treasure, you wouldn't be thinking of me, as usual. I pretended to break my ankle because I knew you'd send Cachinga for help and go up into the ruins by yourself. And when you did, my plan fell into place. It gave me a chance to sneak around the back of the ruins, which were actually an old abandoned movie set. The Headless Horror costume was the final piece of the puzzle. I had it specially designed and took months of pilates to train my abdominal muscles to the point where I could control the mouth with my abs.
Rick Spartan: But the shrunken head... It talked to me.
Marion: I got it at a Halloween store. You can record whatever you want it to say. I'm sorry, darling. I never meant to hurt you. I just wanted us to live a normal life. Which we could have if it weren't for those meddling sycophants. Can you ever forgive me?
Rick Spartan: Sure, I do, baby. I know I'm not the easiest guy to live with. You were just trying to get through to me. Don't worry, we'll work it out. (He and Marion kiss) Sheriff, I don't want to press any charges.
Sheriff Stone: Yeah, I, uh, figured.
Rick Spartan: Take me back to my room?
Marion: Anything.
Rick Spartan: Cachinga, come.
Cachinga: (leaves the police car with the spear) Thank you. It's been lovely.

A Haunting in Crystal Cove edit

Shadowy Figure: Oof. Eahhh! Wood gets older than kindle!
Scooby: Nice to see you again... (unmasks the Shadowy Figure)
Scooby, Shaggy, Daphne, Velma and Fred: Professor Pericles.
Pericles: Well, hello, children. How did you know?
Velma: Simple. There's only one brain large enough, beside my own, that could have pulled this off. We found the trojan horse program you put on Fred's laptop that let you control all of Fred's traps remotely.
Pericles: Fred really should have come up with a more secure password than "trappin' guy".
Shaggy: Once you had control of the traps, it was like totally simple to simulate a haunting and terrify the Mayor.
Velma: And your avian attributes provided the means to make your spooky shadow creep float like a real ghost.
Daphne: Too bad for you your avian diet gave you away.
Pericles: Oh, what can I say? A bird's got to eat.
Fred: It still doesn't explain where my dad is, and why you were haunting him.
Pericles: Why do you think? I wanted his piece of the Planispheric Disk, of course. I knew he would have it close. I just didn't know where. So I decided to scare it out of him.
Fred: (looks at the mysterious piece) Planispheric Disk? (to Pericles) But how did you know he had it in the first place?
Pericles: Because, dear friend, he stole it from me a long time ago. (the gang is confused) Don't believe me? Ask him yourself. (takes off the Shadowy Figure costume and pushes the remote control's button that changes the stairs to slide, Fred unhands the piece of the Planispheric Disk and the gang falls down to the basement) (takes the piece #1 of the Planispheric Disk) I am the smartest criminal parrot in the world! You didn't think I have a back-up plan? (laughs) Until we meet again. Auf wiedersehen, Mystery Incorporated. (flies away)

Scooby: Did you know we were standing on a trap?
Fred: (grabs Daphne) Honestly, there's so many in this house, I've kinda lost track.
(The gang hears a man trapped in a sheet)
Shaggy: Zoinks! Another ghost!
Fred: Dad! (releases Daphne and uncovers the sheet) You're okay!
Mayor Jones: Dimpled puppet eggs, Fred! I am clearly not okay. Untie me.
Fred: (unties his dad) Dad, the house wasn't haunted at all. It was Professor Pericles.
Mayor Jones: Pericles? Are you sure? Did he get the--?
Daphne: Planispheric Disk? Yeah. He said you stole it from him.
Mayor Jones: That's... that's absurd! We confiscated it off him years ago, when we locked him up. I've felt it was best to keep it here, safe. That's why I went back in for it.
Velma: Mayor Jones, why would Professor Pericles want that piece of the Disk so badly?
Mayor Jones: Oof! Ha! Ha! How should I know? Are you kids trying to imply something? Because if you are--
Fred: No, no, dad. We're just all really happy you're okay. That's what's important, right, gang? This mystery is over. (hugs Mayor Jones)
Daphne: I'm not sure this mystery is over at all.

Dead Justice edit

Velma: Time to reveal who Dead Justice really is. (unmasks Dead Justice)
Scooby, Shaggy, Velma, Daphne and Fred: Deputy Bucky?
Sheriff Stone: What? Bucky, you were like a father to me!
Bucky: You're 20 years older than me!
Sheriff Stone: There's no proof of that. Why'd you do it?
Velma: Sheriff, I think we can explain.
Daphne: Bucky was tired of being just a deputy. He craved the power and prestige of the Sheriff's office.
Fred: Bucky failed every one of his promotion exams. But it wasn't just his grades that got me thinking.
Shaggy: Like, Bucky's a doodler, and his drawings looked an awful lot like Dead Justice's demon bullets.
Velma: Bucky disguised himself as the Ghost of Dead Justice and chased down the town's most wanted.
Daphne: He knew nothing would hurt Sheriff Stone more than losing his job to his hero.
Fred: The only thing I don't understand is how he created those bullets.
Bucky: CGI. It's all CGI these days. I programmed a laser pointer to simulate the animation.
Sheriff Stone: Much as I hate to admit it, I owe you kids one. (Fred puts his hand on Sheriff's shoulder but he lets it go)

Mayor Jones: (gives an award to Sheriff Stone) People of Crystal Cove, there's a new old new Sheriff in town.
(The crowd cheers and applauds)
Sheriff Stone: Thanks, Mayor Jones. And... Thanks for giving me a raise.
Mayor Jones: Raise? What raise? An hour ago, your job was free. Don't think I won't find another undead lawman if I have to.
Sheriff Stone: (laughs) You're joking, right?
Fred: You know, dad, Bucky would have gotten away with it if it hadn't have been for us meddling kids. Maybe a little thank you might be, uh...
Mayor Jones: Uh, that's great, Fred. Listen, I'm late for a work meeting. (leaves)
Fred: But work's that way. (Daphne arrives) Why do I even bother?
Daphne: (accompanies Fred) He cares, Fred, in his own way.

Pawn of Shadows edit

Professor Hatecraft: Now, Regina, time to come clean and reveal that you're-- (unmasks The Obliteratrix)
Scooby, Shaggy, Daphne, Velma and Fred: Alice May?
Professor Hatecraft: Who's Alice May?
Daphne: She once pretended to be a Ghost Girl to kidnap Fred for her man posse because she wanted revenge for her father, the Creeper.
Shaggy: But, like, how did you get out of jail?
Alice May: I got out with the help of the same person who sent me to destroy you... Mr. E!
Scooby, Shaggy, Daphne, Velma and Fred: Huh?
Angel Dynamite: Huh?
Alice May: E enlisted my services to put you kids in danger in hopes of drawing out his enemy, Professor Pericles. He figured if Pericles thought you were in trouble, he'd come to your rescue. E knew if he could get Pericles to reveal himself, it'd leave his piece of the Planispheric Disk vulnerable. Everything was fake. Special effects.
Shaggy: But, like, where'd you get all the high-tech stuff? How'd you disappear?
Alice May: E took care of that. It was all courtesy of one of Destroido's shell corporations: Quest Research Laboratories. They supplied me with everything I needed: Weapons, a high-tech cloaking device, even the effects.
Angel Dynamite: (handcuffs Alice) So this was all staged by Mr. E to use the kids as parrot bait.
Alice May: That's right. And it would have worked, too, if I hadn't been stopped by you, Miss meddling sassy pants!

(Next scene in the police car with Sheriff Stone and Alice May arrested)

Sheriff Stone: Wait, so are you telling me that you escaped from prison months ago, and I never noticed? (laughs) I don't think so. (drives away)

Fred: Well, gang, another mystery solved.
Daphne: I just wish we could have done something about your job, Professor Hatecraft.
Dean: (arrives with car) H.P.? Yoo-hoo! Oh, there you are, you dear man.
Professor Hatecraft: Don't worry, Dean Fenk. I'm on my way to clean out my office now.
Dean: Clean out your office? Oh, never. Heh! Haven't you heard the wonderful news? The song "Char Gar Gothakon", based on your novel, is a huge hit in Japan. And since Darrow College published the book, we're gonna make a fortune! (Professor Hatecraft is amazingly surprised) Now, I'm giving you Regina's old office Vampire books are so done and I'm having the dusk mobile repainted. (she and Professor Hatecraft drive away)

Fred: Well, Angel, it looks like we owe you one.
Scooby: Yeah. You saved our tails.
Daphne: How'd you know where we were?
Velma: It's time, Angel. I can't keep this secret anymore.
Angel Dynamite: I wanted to tell you kids earlier, but I was afraid.
Scooby: Afraid of what?
Angel Dynamite: Of telling you the truth. My real name isn't Angel Dynamite. It's Cassidy Williams. I'm one of the original members of Mystery Incorporated that disappeared.
Scooby, Shaggy, Daphne and Fred: What?
Angel Dynamite/Cassidy: It was all an accident. We should have never been in that condemned church. But Brad said he'd seen someone coming and going at night, and he wanted to investigate. We thought we'd found a treasure map, but it wasn't treasure; it was a threat, to not just our lives but the lives of our families. The thing in those caves forced us to leave Crystal Cove, or those who loved us would pay the price.
(Shaggy and Scooby are terrified)
Shaggy: L-l-like, who threatened you?
Angel Dynamite/Cassidy: He called himself the Freak. The Freak of Crystal Cove. There, now you know the truth. That's what happened to the original Mystery Incorporated, and it will happen to all of you if you don't stop! Forget about the Planispheric Disk. Give Pericles your piece, or Mr. E. I don't care. The mystery is over. Let it end tonight!
Fred: You lied to us, Angel. You've been lying to us from the beginning. Why should we listen to anything you have to say to us now? This mystery isn't over until we say it's over. Come on, gang.
Angel Dynamite/Cassidy: No. No, you don't understand. He's still out there. (The gang drives away) The Freak is still out there!

The Freak: The curse begun, but soon they'll see, the buried truth will end with me. (laughs)

All Fear the Freak edit

Pericles: Hello, Ed Machine.
Ed: What are you doing here?
Pericles: I'd like you to deliver a message to Ricky. Or should I call him Mr. E?
Ed: (last words) Say what you want to say Pericles, then get out of my house.
Pericles: (chuckles) Dear Ed, you misunderstand. I don't want to say anything. (attacks Ed Machine in the dark)

(The gang arrives at an old ruined church)
Fred: This is where the mystery started, gang. And tonight, this is where it ends.

Nan: [gasps] [Barty: Unh!] [Points Mayor Jones and grabs Daphne and takes Daphne home] This is your fault, Mystery Incorporated is over.
Daphne: Fred!
Fred: Daphne!
Daphne: Freddie! Freddie!
Fred: NO! [Daphne yelps] Shaggy, Scooby, guard in the piece in your room. Velma.
Velma: I'm already on it.

Sheriff Stone: Freeze freako.
Daphne: Fred, you're alright.
Sheriff Stone: What have you kids done now? First I get a hysterical call from the Rogers saying Scooby and Shaggy jumped out the window during still life night. And then the other parents start phoning, saying that their kids have disappeared. And then Angel calls me all frantic about-- Who is this guy?
Fred: I'll tell you who he is, Sheriff. The Freak of Crystal Cove... (unmasks the Freak) is my father. Who is it?
Scooby, Shaggy, Daphne and Velma: Mayor Jones?
Sheriff Stone: (gasps) But...?
Mayor Jones: How did you know?
Fred: When I found out both pictures of my mother were just cut-outs from a magazine, I checked the dates on the back. It was the same day I was born, or what you said was the same day I was born. Still, I wasn't sure. Not until now. Why?
Mayor Jones: Why do you think? Because of the curse. For years I'd heard about the curse and the supposed haunted treasure. That was the reason I came to Crystal Cove. I'd been accepted to Darrow University's history department, which gave me access to the town archives. When I found the story about the conquistadors that disappeared, I decided to disguise myself and begin my search for the Planispheric Disk. Sadly, I found nothing. Until Mystery Incorporated walked into the library seeking advice. They had no idea what they'd found. Well, that wasn't true. Actually, their mascot knew. For access to my knowledge, Pericles was willing to betray his friends. We concocted a scheme to blackmail the kids into leaving town by threatening them with fabricated documents implicating their parents in various crimes. They were unaware of my true identity, but I still had one loose end. Pericles had to go. I placed an anonymous call to the police implicating him in the kids' disappearance. By the time, Pericles woke, he was already in custody. He was sentenced to spend the rest of his miserable parrot life where he belonged... in a cage. Becoming mayor allowed me to continue my search for the remaining pieces. And I would have found them, too, if it weren't for you, my meddling-- Fred.
Fred: That still doesn't explain what happened to my mother.
Mayor Jones: The truth is, I don't know. I assume she's still with Brad Chiles.
Daphne: Wait, are you saying that Judy Reeves is Fred's mother? But that would mean...
Mayor Jones: Brad Chiles is your real father. (Fred is shocked) Two years after they left, Brad tried to return to Crystal Cove. By that time, he and Judy had married and she'd given birth to a baby boy. I had to stop Brad. I took you and told him you'd be safe, as long as they never returned again.
Fred: All this for a treasure no one's even sure exists? Where's the piece?
Mayor Jones: Fred, you're still my son. I raised you.
Fred: (grabs the Mayor Jones) You used me. Where'd you hide it? In your pocket? (tries to search the piece in his pocket but it's empty)
Mayor Jones: It's gone? We have to find it. That piece is priceless. Fred! (Fred puts Mayor Jones down) Uhh. FRED!? (Fred runs away and Daphne follows him)
Sheriff Stone: (sobs) Tell me this isn't true.
Daphne: Fred, I'm sorry. You'll get through this.
Fred: My whole life has been a lie, Daphne. I have parents I've never known.
Daphne: We'll find them. Together.
Fred: No. I need to do this on my own. I'm sorry, Daphne, the engagement is off. I'm leaving Crystal Cove, and I'm leavin' tonight and do nothing. Dean Fenk is never seen it fired at Mr. Hatecraft again.
Daphne: But what about us? Mystery Incorporated?
Fred: Mystery Incorporated is dead. (walks away)
Mayor Jones: Freddie?!
Daphne: Shaggy, Scooby, do something.
Shaggy: Freddie? (his parents stop him and Scooby) Oh, mom, dad. Like, what gives?
Paula Rogers: Norville, your father and I have given this a lot of thought, and we feel it best you go away for a while.
Shaggy: What? Go away?! Like, where?
Colton Rogers: Farmsdale Military Academy.
Paula Rogers: And don't worry about Scooby. We found him a nice farm to live on.
Scooby: (shocked) Farm?!
Shaggy: Huh?!
Velma: (Daphne sobs) It'll be okay, Daph. Fred will come back.
Daphne: (cries) Didn't you hear him? Mystery Incorporated is dead. If you had just told us about Angel sooner, this never would have happened. (walks away)
(Velma's parents take her in the car)
Shaggy: Well, like, dudes, I can't go to military school. I'm an eater, not a fighter.
Pericles: What an amusing turn of events.
Scooby: (yelps) Pericles!
Pericles: Don't be afraid, Scooby. I've no reason to hurt you. (holds up piece) I have what I came for. (chuckles)
Scooby: The mayor's piece! You have it!
Pericles: Two down, four to go. (opens car window) Until we meet again, auf wiedersehn, Scooby-Doo. (laughs and flies away)
Scooby: I'll get the gang back together, Pericles. We'll be coming for you, or my name isn't Scooby-Dooby-Doo!

Season 2 edit

The Night the Clown Cried edit

Crybaby Clown: You all know me. You know how I earn a living. I'm a bad clown. Stopping me ain't going to be easy. There's no string and a net to catching me like Mano Tiki Tia or Redbeard's ghost. This Crybaby Clown swallow your town whole. (chuckles) You want your tourism back? You're gonna pay me $5 million. For that, you get the pacifier, the rattle, the whole darn clown. So what's it going to be? Me, or Mystery Incorporated?
Sheriff Stone: Well, it sounds like a good deal to me. I'll start passing the hat. So long, mystery goofs.
Scooby: Hold on, Clown! That is our town.
Shaggy: (chuckles nervously) That's right! And we don't need money to protect it. Although it would be nice-- (Velma hits him with elbow) Ow!
Velma: Freddie, I think it's trapping time.
Fred: Right, Velma! And I know the perfect g-- the perfect-- ah-- I-- guh!
Mayor Nettles: What's wrong?
Fred: I-- my trapping knowledge! It's gone! My mind is-- is empty!
Crybaby Clown: Wahh wahh. So tragic. Oh, well, I offered. (The door closes abruptly and the lights are shut off) Time's up, Crystal Cove.

Crybaby Clown: Aww, this makes me think you don't like me. Wahh wahh! And by the way, building your little donut shop trap next to a fireworks store might not have been the best idea. See ya soon, Mystery Incorporated! (throws the baby bottle bomb in the fireworks store to explode. Crybaby Clown drives away)
Velma: Run!
Fred: Daphne!
Velma: Isn't coming!

Velma: Well, I think it's safe to say, if the town didn't hate us before. This should certainly do the trick.
(Fred feels disappointed)
Scooby: Freddie? Are you okay?
Fred: No, Scoob, I'm not. My trap failed, and for the first time, the bad guy got away. And it's my fault.
Shaggy: We're all responsible, Fred. We're a team, remember?
Fred: That's just it, Shaggy. We're not a team. Not without Daphne. And now I know... she's never coming back.

The House of the Nightmare Witch edit

(Sheriff Stone handcuffs Baba Yaga)
Fred: And now, let's see who Baba Yaga really is. (unmasks Baba Yaga)
Everyone: Curator Vronsky?
Velma: Exactly. He was using Baba Yaga's house to smuggle stolen Fabergé eggs into the country.
Curator Vronsky: That's right. I was going to sell them on the black market. Finally, I was to be a rich capitalist with all my loot. I had it planned perfectly. Before becoming a museum curator, I spent many years in Spetsnaz, Soviet Special Forces. This allowed me to make modifications on the house using what I could find on the ship. I even put a remote control in my walking stick to move the house. I needed to get assistant curator Anna Arkadyevna out of the way before she became suspicious of my plan. I tied her up and kept her prisoner in the house while I donned the Baba Yaga costume and used the voice modulator to frighten away the curious. But, when one of the eggs was damaged, I had to alter the plan. But you brats kept interrupting my repair of the legs. I could not leave any of my precious eggs behind. There were too many. I needed the house to carry them all. And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it wasn't for you decadent bourgeoisie teenagers and your slobbering, democracy-loving dog!
Anna: I had my suspicions of Vronsky all along. That is why I came with him. Thank you for saving the Fabergé eggs, our national treasure.

The Night the Clown Cried II: Tears of Doom! edit

Fred: And now let's see who Crybaby Clown really is. (unmasks the Crybaby Clown)
Scooby, Shaggy, Velma, Daphne, Hot Dog Water and Fred: Baylor Hotner!
Baylor Hotner: That's right-ner. Actor, humanitarian, guy with amazingly super awesome abs. I came here to Crystal Cove to research the part of a crazed clown for my upcoming blockbuster movie, "The Night the Clown Cried". It was gonna be my Oscar. Using my knowledge of Hollywood makeup and effects and a trick buggy I stole from the back lot, I honed my crazed clown performance to perfection. Then, I built my entourage: a therapist, a hairdresser, a plastic surgeon, and a publicist. Everything I needed to be a great actor. Of course, I put tracking chips in all of them because you have to know where your posse is at all times. I even had an innocent small-town girl that would make me look like the nicest guy. I had it all! And I would have been the world's greatest Hollywood thespian, too, if it hadn't have been for you small-town scene stealers.
Daphne: (slaps Baylor) Small-town that, Baylor Hotner. These are my friends. Take him away, Sheriff.
(Sheriff Stone arrests Baylor)

Daphne: Thanks, guys. You, uh, really saved me.
Shaggy: Like, you're one of us.
Fred: Um, you know, Daphne, you could come back to me... to the gang, I mean.
Daphne: Really? I'd like that. Very much.
Scooby: (hugs Daphne) Hooray! Daphne's back. Group hug. (Fred, Velma, and Shaggy hug Daphne) Scooby-Dooby-Doo! And Daphne, too. (laughs)

Web of the Dreamweaver! edit

Shaggy: Hey, gang, look at this. (shows the newspaper to the gang) Last night Horbert Feist, prominent banker, drove his car at high speed into the Crystal Cove bank.
Scooby: Why would he do that?
Daphne: I don't know and I don't care, but a mystery is just the thing we need now to wipe away our skull-crushing guilt.
Fred: I'm in. Velma?
Velma: (a bit sad) Sure, I could use a little soul cleansing right about now.
Sheriff Stone: (imprisones Horbert Feist) Horbert Feist, I must advise you not to say anything until your lawyer arrives. And don't say anything then, either!
(The gang arrives)
Fred: Hi, Sheriff Stone.
Sheriff Stone: What are you kids doing here?
Daphne: We've come to ask what you know about Mr. Feist.
Sheriff Stone: What? Look, who said I knew him? I've never seen him before in my life. (The gang is confused) All I know is he's a thief, and he belongs behind bars.
Shaggy: A thief? Papers didn't say anything about that. What'd he steal?
Sheriff Stone: Nothing I could find, but you don't need to steal something to be a thief.
Horbert: Come on, Bronson. You've known me for years! We grew up together. You know I'd never steal anything.
Sheriff Stone: (singing and covering his ears) La la la, la la la, can't hear you, la la la la. (leaves)
Fred: Mr. Feist, can you tell us what happened last night?
Horbert: Everything was normal. I was asleep, and then I had this terrible dream.
(In the dream world, which is a labyrinth based on Escher's House of Stairs, Horbert runs in fear trying to escape from the Dreamweaver until he finds him carrying a glowing purple orb)
Dreamweaver: I've come for you, Horbert. (Horbert runs to the other side but the Dreamweaver appeared on the other side) Breath of frost. (uses the purple orb to attack Horbert making him paralyzed) (to Horbert's ear) Level 99.
Horbert: And the next thing I knew, I was driving my car into the bank.
Shaggy: That's the weirdest dream I've ever heard, and I've had some pretty weird dreams.
Horbert: I loved that car... more than my own children! And now it's gone. Gone! (sobs)
Velma: Feist's alibi is pretty weak, and that dream... What does level 99 mean?
Shaggy: How would I know? Oh. (whimpers)
(In the dream world, Francilee Jackson runs in fear trying to escape from the Dreamweaver until she finds him)
Dreamweaver: No one can escape, Francilee. (uses the purple orb to shine with lightning and the rope gets out of it) Ropes of binding!
Francilee: (runs to the other side) No! It can't be! You can't be back! (The rope catches Francilee) Please. Please. This can't be happening!
Dreamweaver: (to Francilee's ear) Twenty-sided dice.
(The Dreamweaver laughs maniacally and Francilee screams in horror)
(In Francilee's tv show "The Francilee Show", the audience is applauding)
Francilee: Now, no meal is complete without cornbread stuffing. And the best cornbread stuffing in the world is Francilee's Cornbread Stuffing! (the audience applauds again) Made from my little ol' super secret family recipe handed down through generations. And the super secret about Francilee's Cornbread Stuffing is there ain't even no corn in it! (The audience gasps) Oh, my goodness, why did I say that? (starts sleeping)
(The screen is shut off by Sheriff Stone, revealing the tv screen in the next scene)
Sheriff Stone: Lying about there being corn in your cornbread stuffin'-- that's what we in the sheriffing world call fraud! I think.
Francilee: (in the prison cell) Oh, Bronson, how can you do this to little ol' me? We've known each other since we was chillun!
Sheriff Stone: What?! I've never seen your face before in my life!
Daphne: But it's on the box in your hand.
Sheriff Stone: What box? (hides the box in his back) What hand? (The gang tries to look the box in Sheriff Stone's Back) I--I have to go now to destroy this very tasty evidence.
Scooby: Uh, we'll help!
Daphne: Mrs. Jackson, tell us what happened.
Francilee: It's a mystery. Took me a nap this afternoon, and I had this frightful dream! When I woke up, I was on the TV, and everyone knew my recipe! I loved that secret stuffin' recipe more than my own chillun, and now it's ruined!? (sobs hardly)
Velma: Did your dream by any chance involve a labyrinth, spells, a purple orb, and a mysterious inhuman mage?
Francilee: Yes, exactly!
Fred: Did the pointy-eared freakwad say anything?
Francilee: Yes, he said, "twenty-sided dice".
(Shaggy whimpers and Sheriff Stone is a bit shocked)
Francilee: First Horbert, now me? I don't know who all's doing this, but I know who all will be next: Melvin Keisterbaum.
Daphne: Melvin Keisterbaum?
(Daphne drives the Mystery Machine)
Daphne: Mr. Keisterbaum lives in the big house next-door to my parents. We have to warn him! (The gang arrives at Melvin's big house) We're here. (knocks the door) Mr. Keisterbaum? Hello? Guess he's not home.
(The gang leaves the mansion, in a moment an explosion appears in it, the gang falls down to the ground)
Fred: (lifts Daphne) Daph? Unh.
Daphne: Thanks, Fred.
Fred: No probs, Daph. It's what anyone who's just a friend would do for anyone else who's just a friend.
(Daphne smiles and Velma finds a broken light bulb)
Velma: Hmm. What's this? A broken light bulb? Never seen one like this before.
Melvin: (arrives) My mansion! My beautiful mansion! I loved that mansion more than my own children... if I had any.
Daphne: Mr. Keisterbaum, what happened?
Melvin: Who knows? One moment I'm asleep on the couch, the next I'm standing in the garden with an empty canister of napalm.
Daphne: Did you have any dreams?
Melvin: Yes! I was in a labyrinth, and there were spells, a strange glowing orb, and a terrible monster! He was saying one word over and over: "Dreamweaver. Dreamweaver!"
Velma: Level 99, 20-sided dice, Dreamweaver. What's the connection?
Shaggy: Like, what are you asking me for? Do I look like the kind of nerd that plays Crypts and Creatures?
Fred: Crypts and Creatures? Isn't that the nerdy fantasy role-playing game that nerdy nerds play?
Shaggy: Like, it--um--I... OK, fine. Like, yeah. I was a closet CNC player. I used to roll the dice every night.
(Flashback starts, in Shaggy's bedroom)
Shaggy: (playing Crypts and Creatures with dice) Come on, saving throw. Shagdolf needs a new pair of +5 forks of feasting.
Paula Rogers: (outside the room door, knocking on it) Norville? What are you doing in there? Norville?
Shaggy: Mom! Like, no, mom! No! Don't come in! Please don't come in!
(Next, in the school with Emmanuel)
Shaggy: (narrates) Then, one day, I thought my science teacher was a bugbear, and I smote him with a magic missile.
Shaggy: I smite thee with magic missile! Magic missile! Magic missile! Magic missile! Magic missile!
(Flashback ends)
Shaggy: Roll crit. Yes. Double damage! Ha ha ha ha! And that's when I knew I had to quit.
Scooby: (laughs) It's all right to be a nerd, Shagdolf. (laughs again)
(Sheriff Stone arrives with police car)
Melvin: Bronson, he's after us. You're next!
Sheriff Stone: (gasps) I don't know what you're talking about. I don't even know you. Who are you, strange little mustached man?
Melvin: It's the Dreamweaver!
Sheriff Stone: (starts panicking) What? No. No, it's not possible. The Dreamweaver? THE DREAMWEAVER? Ohh. (to the gang) Kids. Kids, you gotta help me. If the Dreamweaver is back, I can never sleep again!?

(In the flashback, the young Sheriff Stone, Francilee Jackson, Melvin Keisterbaum and Horbert Feist were playing Crypts and Creatures)
Young Bronson Stone: (to young Melvin) OK, you've defeated the goblin warriors and now stand in the lair of the diabolical Dreamweaver. (whispers) What do you do?
Young Melvin: I use night vision to check for traps.
Young Francilee: I drink a large potion of health.
Young Horbert: I cast detect magic... on my butt!
(Young Melvin and Francilee laugh)
Young Bronson Stone: If you guys don't take this seriously, I'm gonna take my soda and my dice and go home!
Young Melvin, Francilee and Horbert: Sorry, Bronson.
Young Bronson Stone: (shows the Dreamweaver drawing) The Dreamweaver, lord of the sleep realm, with his mystical orb of power, stands before you... ready to cast you into the abyss.
(Flashback ends)
Sheriff Stone: And now the Dreamweaver's come out of the game to finish what he started! AND I'M NEXT. (sobs)
Shaggy and Scooby: Whoa.
Velma: But why would he go after you guys?
Sheriff Stone: Aren't you paying attention? It's because we stopped playing CNC. We turned our backs on imagination. Because we grew up!?
Shaggy: (whimpers) Like, let's never grow up, Scoob.
Scooby: Uh-uh, never.
Velma: We'll go investigate what this light bulb thing is. Shaggy, Scooby, stay here and make sure the Sheriff doesn't fall asleep.
Shaggy and Scooby: Got it.
(Fred, Daphne and Velma go to the Mystery Machine, Velma's cell phone rings, the call is from Mr. E)
Velma: (answers the phone in secret) Mr. E.
Ricky: I thought you were the smart one, Velma, but you're making mistakes.
Velma: I'm smart enough to trust my friends. Mystery Incorporated is a team. That's why I gave Fred the piece of Planispheric Disk.
(Next scene in Destroido)
Ricky: A team without Hot Dog Water? That was wrong move number 2. Maybe I misjudged you, Velma.
(Next scene on the outskirts of the Norville house)
Ricky: Maybe you don't want to save your friends. (Velma is annoyed) Maybe you don't want to save Crystal Cove. Maybe you-- (Velma hangs up her cell phone)
Fred: Who was that?
Velma: Wrong number. (enters the Mystery Machine)
(In the dream world, Scooby, Shaggy and Sheriff Stone appeared)
Scooby: Where are we?
Sheriff Stone: The lair of the Dreamweaver. It's exactly the way I designed it.
Shaggy: Next time, design something less scary.
Scooby: And put in a snack bar.
(Sheriff Stone, Shaggy and Scooby walk)
Sheriff Stone: I remember the layout perfectly.
(Shaggy whimpers)
(Sheriff Stone, Shaggy and Scooby start running trying to find the exit)
Sheriff Stone: There's the exit.
(The Dreamweaver arrives in front of Sheriff Stone, Shaggy and Scooby)
Dreamweaver: Welcome back, Bronson. Time to cast you into the abyss. (laughs)
Shaggy: Like, run!
(Sheriff Stone, Shaggy and Scooby run to the other side)
Dreamweaver: (appears on the other side) Polymorph! (uses the orb to attack Shaggy and transform into a rabbit) (Sheriff Stone, Scooby and rabbit Shaggy run to the other side and the Dreamweaver appears) Flesh of stone! (uses the orb to attack Sheriff Stone and transform into a stone) (Scooby screams and runs to the other side trying to escape the Dreamweaver) Crashing tide! (uses the orb to raise the wave and crush Scooby)
Scooby: Uh-oh!
(The dream world is interrupted as Sheriff Stone, Shaggy and Scooby woke up wet from bucket of water, thrown by Fred)
Fred: Way to go on keeping Sheriff Stone awake, guys.
Shaggy: We just met the Dreamweaver. He is one scary dude.
Velma: Sheriff, do you have your Dreamweaver drawing with you?
Sheriff Stone: It's right here with my character sheets and dice. A CNC player is always ready to play.
Scooby: Hmm?
Shaggy: Wait a minute. Hey, Scooby-Doo, which hand did the Dreamweaver juggle his orb with?
Scooby: Uh, his right. No, l--left.
Shaggy: Sorry, Sheriff. It seems you're not quite the cryptmaster you thought. The Dreamweaver holds his orb in his off hand, not his main.
Fred: Uh, in non-nerdspeak?
Daphne: It means this Dreamweaver is a righty, but ours is a lefty.
Velma: Sheriff, it's time to face your fears one more time.
(In the dream world, Sheriff Stone runs trying to escape from the Dreamweaver)
Sheriff Stone: (panting) Keep running. Don't look back.
Dreamweaver: (laughing) Rain of fire! (uses the orb to trap Sheriff Stone with the wall of fire) I've waited for this for a long, long time. Game over, Bronson.
Sheriff Stone: Time for some magic of my own. (unmasks himself revealing to be Fred)
Fred: Confess, Dreamweaver.
(The Dreamweaver starts panicking, Fred unmasks himself revealing to be Shaggy)
Shaggy: Like, confess.
Dreamweaver: (scared) What?
(Shaggy unmasks himself revealing to be Daphne)
Daphne: Confess!
Dreamweaver: Aah!
(Daphne walks and unmasks herself revealing to be Velma, Dreamweaver walks backwards scared)
Velma: Confess!
(Velma unmasks herself revealing to be Scooby)
Scooby: Confess!
(Dreamweaver falls down scared, throws the purple orb, the orb is broken)
(Dream world ends)
Horbert: (wakes up in the bed) I confess! I did it! I did it! I'M THE DREAMWEAVER!
(The gang with Sheriff Stone, Francilee and Melvin appeared)
Fred: (with the dream machine helmet on his head) Busted.
Horbert: How--how did you know?
Velma: In all the dreams, the Dreamweaver held his orb in his left hand. But when we looked at everybody else, guess what? They're all righties. You're the only lefty in the bunch.
Daphne: This type of light bulb is used to stimulate them sleep. You used them to create this: a dream machine, which allowed you to project yourself into another person's dreams and manipulate them.
Fred: It cost you millions of dollars, which you loaned yourself from your own bank. Then you drove your car into your bank, blowing it up to cover your tracks.
Shaggy: Like, the only thing we don't know is why.
Horbert: (to Sheriff Stone, Francilee and Melvin) It was all your fault!
Sheriff Stone, Francilee and Melvin: (annoyed) Huh?
(In the flashback, the young Sheriff Stone, Francilee Jackson, Melvin Keisterbaum and Horbert Feist were playing Crypts and Creatures)
Young Bronson Stone: Horbert, the Dreamweaver raises his orb, ready to cast his smiting spell. Make a saving throw.
(Young Horbert throws the dice to reach the highest number)
Young Horbert: Whoo-hoo!
(The dice moved to the lowest number, Young Bronson Stone, Francilee, Melvin and Horbert are surprised)
Young Bronson Stone: The Dreamweaver laughs as he casts your broken, lifeless elven body into the eternal abyss.
Young Horbert: (shocked) NOOOOO!
(Flashback ends)
Horbert: I loved that elf, (sobs) I LOVED HIM MORE THAN MY OWN CHILDREN!? (annoyed) (to Sheriff Stone, Francilee and Melvin) And you took him away from me. You were all part of it! So I vowed to take away the things you all loved. (to the gang) And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it weren't for you--you ROLE-PLAYING NERDS!
(Sheriff Stone handcuffs Horbert and takes him into custody)
Mrs. Feist: Horbert, what are these people doing in our bedroom?
Horbert: Go back to sleep, dear.
(The gang walks toward the Jones mansion)
Shaggy: Like, man, I really feel Mr. Feist's pain. Losing your CNC character is... intense.
Scooby: It's OK, Shagdolf. It's OK.
(The gang looks at the open front door)
Velma: Fred, you left the door wide open.
(The gang arrives at the house, the living room is clean)
Daphne: Fred, when did you hire a maid?
Fred: I-I didn't.
Shaggy: Then, like, who cleaned?
Brad Chiles and Judy Reeves: (appear) We did.
Daphne: Fred, is that...
Velma: Brad Chiles and Judy Reeves?
Fred: Mom? Dad?
Brad: That's right, Fred.
Judy: We're your parents.
Brad: And we're back.
(Fred is a bit shocked)

The Hodag of Horror edit

Fred: He was stealing this wheel of old cheese.
Velma: Now let's see who the Hodag really is.
(Shaggy opens the cage and Velma unmasks Hodag)
Everyone: Roberto!
Scooby: Where's my Nova?
Velma: Hold on. (unmasks Roberto's face)
Everyone: A monkey?
Fussbuster: (heard in the balcony holding Nova over the edge) That's right. My monkey. Nobody moves or the dog gets it.
Scooby: Nova!
Daphne: Mr. Fussbuster, please, don't hurt Nova. Why are you doing this?
Fussbuster: It all started back when I was a sailor working the trade boats in Indonesia. I learned you could train a monkey to steal. So that's just what I did. I trained Roberto using bells and used him to build up my fortune. When I rang a bell, he would start taking valuable objects. But he became bell crazy, started stealing bells, too. It drove me insane, all of those bells! And he not only brought home the bells, but whatever were attached to them. You don't know how many cats and cows and hunchbacks he brought home with him! But it was all worth it, as we were just about to steal the 500-year-old cheese you have in your hand.
Fred: 500-year-old cheese?
Fussbuster: Yes. It was made right here in Crystal Cove by a master Spanish cheesemaker. It's priceless. And with its theft, I could have finally retired to the Netherlands, where they really enjoy cheese properly.
Velma: But why the Hodag?
Fussbuster: Shepherd's security was unbreakable. I needed the key. Seemed the best way to get it. Now, toss the cheese up here and she won't get hurt. (Nova is whimpering)
Scooby: (growling, grabs the cheese) Here, Fussbuster. Fetch!
(Scooby throws the cheese to Fussbuster, Fussbuster tried to steal it but falls down to grass, and Scooby saves Nova)
(Next scene in the police car with Fussbuster and Roberto ringing the bell)
Fussbuster: (groaning) And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it weren't for those bells. The bells! The bells! (crying)

Art of Darkness! edit

Velma: Let's see who's really behind all this junk. (grabs the TV head of Junk)
Randy Warsaw: I don't get it.
Daphne: Wait for it. We discovered the strange paralysis of Eeko, Clio, and worker number one had been caused by a rare strand of brewers yeast. Used only in Bavaria. That allowed us to reverse the effect.
Velma: These guys have been frozen to recreate a picture by the famous Bravarian artist Albrecht von Cartofokauf. So we knew we were looking for someone German.
Randy Warsaw: I... I still don't get it.
Daphne: Here's why Randy Warsaw. The real culprit is (grabs the head out of Junk) Butch Furbanks.
Butch: Fine, you got me. But don't expect my introspective personality to register guilt.
Daphne: His real name is Hans van Shanengruber.
Velma: Before Butch joined "Sunday Around Noonish" he released an album of classical accordion music. It reached number one in the Bravarian hit parade. But soon fizzled.
Fred: Using powerful electro magnets, and his expert knowledge of musical instruments, Butch was able to control your junk sculpture and make it attack you.
Shaggy: Like the only thing we don't know is why?
Butch: Alright, look I did it for art.
Randy Warsaw: That can't be right, can it?
Butch: Okay, that's a lie. The truth is I hated what you made me in to. All I ever wanted to do was play polkas in a Bravarian Oompa band. A beautiful dream that I lived until I came to work for you, Randy Warsaw. You changed me. You transformed me. Molded me in to a dark band leader, playing and singing horrible intellectual music. You took everything from me. And I wanted to make you pay. Pay! And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it wasn't for you meddling polka haters. (Sheriff takes Butch into custody) (to Scooby) Oh and your singing stinks, nobody understands a word you're saying.
Scooby: That's outrageous!
Randy Warsaw: Well, thank you, Mystery Incorporated. You've saved modern art from the clutches of the boudoir. There's only one this left to say: I find you all horribly, horribly boring. So, get out of here. Shoo, shoo. Go away. (leaves)
Scooby: Uh, Mr. Warsaw, can I keep the wig?

Fred: It's okay, gang. Sometimes people just don't appreciate it when you save the day. That's just the price of our... art.
Cassidy: (on the Mystery Machine radio) Listen up, boppers. Because I've got a brand new radio show coming at you right now. Across the airwaves. (Next scene in K-Ghoul) It's all about the truth. Evil resides in Crystal Cove. (Next scene in Jones mansion, Brad and Judy hear her) So stay tuned and maybe, just maybe... (Next scene in Mystery Machine, the gang hears her) We'll all get through this thing alive.

The Gathering Gloom edit

Fred: Velma! Scooby! We heard explosions. Are you okay?
Moder: Oh! What have you done to our cemetery?
Velma: What we've done is capture the Graveyard Ghoul. And now, let's see who he really is. (unmasks the Graveyard Ghoul) Evallo.
Shaggy: Well, what do you know? It really was the most obvious suspect. (chuckles) Who would have guessed?
Velma: Evallo was stealing natural gas from the Crystal Cove gas company.
Evallo: Yes, that is right. I did it. I, count Evallo von Meanskrieg, developed a perfectly evil plan und used my position as gravedigger to cover my activities. But the crowd from the Mayor's movie night meant someone might notice what I was up to. I had to scare them off! Thus, my genius evil plan of the Graveyard Ghoul was born. Unfortunately, the flame-broiling grill was incredibly dangerous so close to my gas lines. I had to stop it. Which led to my capture. Sadly, I, the evil count Evallo von Meanskrieg, would have gotten away with it, too, if it wasn't for this Sheriff and his American-style barbecue.
Sheriff Stone: (closes the police car door) You all saw that, right? I caught the right guy, and on purpose! (drives away)

Ricky: (prepares grape juice) I'm glad you came. I wasn't sure you would.
Pericles: Of course, Ricky. I'm happy you invited me.
Ricky: To a future of unimaginable wealth.
Pericles: To the treasure. For with it, we shall rule the world.
Ricky: A meeting of this momentous importance deserves some mood music. (turns on the radio)
Cassidy: Remember, all you listeners out there, something bad is going down at Crystal Cove. And by down, I mean underneath. Watch out for any foul play, especially of the feathered kind.
Pericles: (shuts down the radio) Ahh, Cassidy. If we are to continue, she will need to be silenced forever.
Ricky: Agreed. Forever.
(Pericles and Ricky clink glasses)

Night on Haunted Mountain edit

Daphne: How in the world did a ship get all the way up here?
Velma: Maybe this can tell us. It's the ship's manifest. The writing's in Español, but I aced honor's Spanish. I can translate. "I fear I may have doomed us all. After months of filling our hold... "
(In the flashback with narrating conquistador)
Conquistador: ...with treasure, we were about to set sail when word was delivered of an even greater prize: a sarcophagus of the purest crystal, filled to the brim with black pearls of immense value. A king's ransom! The men and I were overtaken with a desire to find this great treasure. And after several months of searching, find it we did. What we didn't realize was that the Entity that dwelled inside that crystal sarcophagus had been searching for us as well. In our thirst for power and wealth, we had discovered a terrible evil. It preyed upon our fears, driving us to commit Horrible acts. Finally, in an act of desperation to stop what we had become, I set the ship ashore on the mission coast, in a cove we named after what we would soon bring there: Crystal Cove.
(Flashback interrupted)
Shaggy: Zoinks! Ha ha! Like, that means...
Fred: These are the conquistadors that founded our town!
Daphne: The ones that disappeared!
(Flashback continues)
Conquistador: I used the arcanical Disco Planisférico, to map our location, and we buried the evil treasure deep, deep underground. Then, we broke the disk into 6 pieces and went our separate ways. I concealed my piece aboard the ship and artfully protected it by a large number of lethal mechanical devices. I brought the ship here, to the top of this mountain, to stay hidden forever.
(Flashback ends)
Velma: It's signed Fernando El Aguirre, captain of the "Santa Lucia" of Spain.
Daphne: Jeepers! You know what this means? The fifth piece of the Planispheric Disk is right here on this ship!
Shaggy: Then let's find it and get out of here before that crazy chick shows up again! Hoo-hoo!
Scooby: Yeah!

Velma: (sniffs) There's that smell again. Of course. (sees the broken disguise in the right leg) HOT DOG WATER. (The Dark Lilith runs away with the piece #5 of the Planispheric Disk) Marcie, wait!
Dark Lilith/Marcie: (unmasks herself) Hello, Velma.
Velma: Why would you--wait. Of course. Mr. E. You're still working for him. But you couldn't outwit the captain's traps without Fred.
Marcie: That's right. So humiliating to have to rely on a guy. I repurposed my old Manticore outfit and super helium technology to create the Dark Lilith disguise. Then, I lured Gary and Ethan here by falsely telling them professional soccer players worked their calf muscles on Mount Diabla. I knew Fred would talk you guys into investigating what happened to them. Then, Fred could spring the traps, and I could get the piece. (sighs) But you're a hard girl to fool, V. I'm glad you recognized me.
Velma: Me too. So, how's this gonna end?
Marcie: (sadly gives the piece to Velma) Here. Friendship should always come first, and-- well, you're the only friend I've ever had.
Velma: What about Mr. E? He'll hunt you down and destroy you.
Marcie: He'll have to catch me first. See you around, Velma Dinkley. (walks away)

Fred: Way to go, Velma! I thought Dark Lilith was going to end up with the fifth piece for sure.
Scooby: Where'd the evil lady go?
Velma: No idea. Flew away, I guess.

Velma: Well, gang, with the 3 pieces we have, the two pieces Pericles stole, that means there's--
Scooby: Just one more piece to go.
Daphne: Yeah, and why do I get the feeling that even if we don't find number 6? It'll end up finding us.
(The gang drives away)

Ghost of a Conquistador: Nibiru. (laughs and slowly fades)

Grim Judgement edit

Daphne: Looks like Hebediah Grim won't be judging anybody, now that we know he's really...
(Scooby and Daphne unmasks the 2 Hebediah Grims)
Scooby: Gary and Ethan.
Ethan: Ugh! How did you know?
Gary: Yeah! We were, like, totally sneaky!
Velma: Not so totally, I'm afraid. The odd indentations in Hebediah Grim's footprints turned out to be soccer cleat marks. Gary's chat video was pre-recorded. I hacked your laptop and found the original recordings.
Fred: Two missing costumes meant there could be two Hebediah Grims.
Shaggy: Like, worst of all, you guys tried to frame Doogle McGuiness by putting a yearbook on his porch: Ethan's yearbook!
Velma: So judge that, you losers. (throws the yearbook hardly) Booyah! Who wants to judge me now? Huh? Who? You want to judge me? You? In your face! YEAH!
Scooby: Velma, you're scaring me.
Fred: The real question is, why? Why did you guys do it?
Gary and Ethan: Girls.
Gary: Duh. We wanted to terrify girls and then rescue them so they'd fall for us, just like the knights did in the old west before the dragons went away.
Ethan: Yeah. Knights terrorize and save damsels to score dates with them all the time.
Fred: Huh. I never thought about it that way.
Daphne: But why did you both dress up?
Ethan: We don't trust each other. Tag-teaming was the only option.
Gary: And we would have gotten away with it if any of you mystery, stink losers had lives.

Night Terrors edit

Velma: Now, let's see who's really behind all this Terrorwood smoke. (unmasks the Fiend)
Everyone: Dan Fluunk?
Daphne: That doesn't make any sense.
Shaggy: You seemed like the nicest guy.
Scooby: Why, Dan? Why?
Dan: It's this place. I can't take it! I've been here since I was born. My family's been caretakers of the Burlington Mansion, and then, the Burlington Library, for generations. I was born here, been here every day of my life, all alone up here on this mountain, tending this darn library! Where it always seemed to be snowing and I could never get warm. Never! I hate the cold. I hate the snow! But the library could never be closed. I never got a vacation, not one. I found out about the Terrorwood when I accidentally burned some. So I decided to use it to scare away anyone and everyone that came here. So eventually, no one would come anymore, and I could close the place forever and go someplace warm. And I would have done it, too, been somewhere warm by now, if it wasn't for you meddling snow-bound brats. (Next scene, outside of Burlington Library, Dan Fluunk is taken into custody by two deputies) I don't mind going to prison. Not one bit! At least I'll finally be someplace warm! (laughs hysterically)

The Midnight Zone edit

(In K-Ghoul, Cassidy is speaking through microphone)
Cassidy: That's why I'm here to tell you the truth. There aren't any real ghosts in Crystal Cove. It's like the open-all-hours gym, it just isn't open all hours. And that's just the tip of the false-berg. Give me time, and I will tell you everything I know about Crystal Cove enough to blow your mind. Aah! (the wall is exploded interrupting her, a big robot soldier arrives) You just made a big mistake. Hyah! (attacks robot throwing discs, it tries punching her, she dodges it) (attacks robot with metal stick, it throws lounge chair to her, she dodges it again) Hyah! (decapitates robot head with a kick) Don't think you can come in my house and make a mess.
Robot soldier: (speaks in German meaning self-destruction and counts)
Cassidy: Oh, great.
(Cassidy runs away from K-Ghoul and survives from the explosion by self-destrucing robot soldier)

(The gang arrives with Mystery Machine)
Daphne: Cassidy! We heard about the explosion! Are you hurt?
Fred: We brought ointment.
(Cassidy shows her big shotgun)
Scooby: (gasps)
Shaggy: She hates ointment!
Cassidy: Hit the dirt!
(The gang gets down behind a big robot soldier, Cassidy shoots it)
Daphne: Cassidy, what's going on?
Velma: Start with why there's a World War II-era robot on the ground.
Cassidy: We can't talk here.

Shaggy: Like, dude, why were you attacked by a robot?
Cassidy: Actually, I've been attacked by 6 robots. It started last week, and it's getting worse. I would have told you sooner, but you all don't trust me.
Velma: With good reason. You lied to us.
Cassidy: I hear you. But I've changed. Ask me anything, and I will tell you the truth.
Daphne: OK. What's the story with you and Mr. E? Why did you help him?
Cassidy: It's, um, complicated.
Daphne: (sighs) Wrong answer.
(Another robot rises in the ocean)
Velma: Hold on, gang. Check this out. (picks up a small sea thing inside robot arm) Interesting. This is a Lassiter Gringol mollusk.
Scooby: Looks like a snail. Yecch!
Velma: It is a snail, Scooby, a rare sea snail, (a robot soldier sees the gang, preparing to attack) whose picky mollusk diet restricts it to a deep Costa marine trench, located right off Crystal Cove. These robots must have an underwater origin in that trench. (robot soldier arrives in front of the gang) Aaah!
Robot soldier: (speaks in German, tries to attack the gang but it's hit by an arrow and hits the wall)
Skipper: Go back to the deep where you came from, you scurvy tin fish! You rusty scalawags are worse than sea rats! (to the gang) Sorry about that, kids. Free brine and cuttlefish on the house.
Fred: Gang, we need to get to that trench.
Daphne: And I know someone who can get us there.

Fred: There she is.
Cassidy: It's over, Miss October Pest. Call off the bots. (turns the chair and sees the corpse) Ugh!
Shaggy: Like, that is worse than robots.
Frau's corpse: Nibiru.
Scooby: Did that thing... just whisper?
Fred: I heard it, too. It sounded like...
Velma: Nibiru.
Daphne: You think that was her name?
Velma: No. Her name was Frau Abigail Glück. She was part of the Benevolent Lodge of Mystery, the mystery-solving gang formed by Burlington in the 1880s. And when I got back from the Burlington Library, someone had pinned a picture of another mystery-solving group on my wall: The Darrow Family.
Daphne: Including us and the original Mystery Incorporated? That makes 4 groups.
Velma: My guess-- there's more. Almost as if this has all happened before.
(Pericles and the Kriegstaffebots appear)
Pericles: Exactly right. Mystery Incorporated.
Everyone: Professor Pericles?
Pericles: Ah! Lovely. I see you have met what's left of Frau Glück. I met Frau Glück in Bavaria in the 1930s. She discovered the missionaries possessed the fifth and the sixth pieces of the Planispheric Disk. She built this lab and a host of robots to aid her search for the pieces. I finally found this lab and continued the Frau's work, building a legion of her Kriegstaffebots to retrieve the pieces for me. My holographic masquerade as Frau Glück bought my bots all the time they needed. And I would have gotten away with eliminating Cassidy if it weren't for you meddling kids. Now that I have everything I need, I can dispose of this place and all of you at the same time. (takes the piece of the Planispheric Disk) Farewell, darling kinder. Farewell. (escapes the underwater lab in an escape capsule)

Fred: We're leaving now!
Tub: I wish! Moby's stuck!
Tom: The only way we can leave is if someone stays behind and keeps the doors open with this manual override lever!
Cassidy: I'll do it.
Daphne: No!
Cassidy: I'll be right behind you. Trust me, I'm a fast swimmer. (The gang feels a bit shocked) Go! I'll be fine. Go.
(The gang, Tom and Tub enter the submarine, Daphne stays to talk)
Daphne: What we were talking about before, about regret-- you weren't talking about me and Fred. You were talking about you and Mr. E. You loved him once, didn't you?
Cassidy: (last words) What E and I had, we lost a long time ago. Don't make the same mistake I did. Now, go!
(Cassidy keeps the switch that opened the door and the submarine escapes the laboratory destroyed)

Daphne: Do you see her?
Tom: Don't worry. She's here somewhere.
(The seal Scooby appears in the water, calling the gang)
Daphne: Look, gang. He's holding something.
(The seal Scooby shows the broken helmet)
Daphne: Ah! (The gang is sad) Oh no! No, Fred. (cries)
Fred: Easy, Daphne. I'm sure she got out. Right, guys?
Shaggy: Like, yeah. Definitely.
Scooby: She saved us.
Velma: I guess maybe... we were wrong about Cassidy.

Scarebear edit

Daphne: Where are we?
Fred: It looks like an avocado orchard.
Shaggy and Scooby: Ooh. Guacamole.
Velma: Lithium. Toxic. See what it's doing to the Avocados?
Fred: Look, tracks!
Scooby: Huh?
(The gang looks at the tracks and think they see the Scarebear in the dark, George Avocados arrives)
Fred: George Avocados?
Avocados: That's Avocados, you delinquent. What are you doing on my land?
Shaggy: Like, dude, this is your land?
Avocados: My family has farmed avocados on this land for generations. Because you horrid children unmasked my dear father as a diamond thief, my reputation has been besmirched, forcing me to work my fingers to the bone so I can keep myself in the wealthy manner to which I have become accustomed.
Daphne: You know, if you're looking to make some money, I bet you could sell that coat for... (Avocados looks a bit annoyed at her) Hmm.
(A small creature falls to the ground, and runs with spider paws to the top of the tree)
Velma: Uh, is that normal avocado behavior?
Avocados: Destroido! They're ruining my crops, and there's nothing I can do about it!
Fred: Why not?
Avocados: Because, dim young man, Destroido won't even allow me onto their property without a Destroido passport, which only they can issue. Now, get off my land.

Mayor Nettles: Now, hold on, sheriff?

Daphne: Now, it's time to see who the Scarebear really is.
(Fred unmasks Scarebear)
Everyone: Benson Fuhrman?
Benson: That's right. And Fuhrman isn't my real name. It's Hairmore.
Fred: Why did you change it?
Benson: Isn't it obvious, man? Hairmore would give me away as the Scarebear and, duh. All I wanted was to expose Destroido for the sick, soul-destroying evil that it is. Destroido ruins lives and pays the victims to keep quiet. Well, this is one victim who won't remain quiet any longer.
Daphne: How are you a victim? You look fine.
Benson: Do I, pretty scarlet-headed temptress? What if I told you that I am not, in fact, wearing a bear suit, but I'm covered completely in animal hair?
Fred: Except for your face?
Benson: It would be covered, too, square-jawed, handsome young hero, if I didn't have to shave every few hours just to maintain my non-hirsute appearance. You see: I purchased a bottle of gentle rain flower body wash for men, a heavenly scent designed to bring the ladies running. What I didn't know was that the company, Musky Farms, is a division of Destroido, and that there's a side effect. When I contacted Destroido about the product turning me into a hairy bear-man, the company acted as if what had happened to me was nothing. They tried to pay me off. Destroido ruined my life. So I was determined to find evidence that their body wash was toxic. I got the job as head of security and created the Scarebear suit out of taxidermied bear parts. I'm particularly proud of the claws which I purchased from a school for gifted children. I discovered that gentle rain flower was originally marketed as a lawn growth fertilizer that was so toxic, it destroyed an entire town. They didn't even change the formula. I was in the process of uploading the incriminating files to my website when you kids broke into my lab. My plan was to finally expose Destroido tonight at their own charity ball. I wanted to show the entire world what they had done. And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it wasn't for you meddling, mutant animal-hating kids.
Fred: Gee. I feel kind of bad that we got in the way. Destroido deserves to be exposed.
Sheriff Stone: Unfortunately, since Destroido is its own sovereign nation, I can't arrest anyone.
Daphne: Oh, Sheriff! (hugs Sheriff Stone) You're wonderful!
Sheriff Stone: Huh?
Mayor Nettles: I'll explain it later.
Shaggy: Like, speaking of explaining, we still don't know who set the bomb.

Pericles: They do not suspect us of having set the bomb. Excellent.
Ricky: Not so excellent, however, is the fact that it didn't work. That idiot trap fiend found a way to blow up my bomb, and the gang walked free. I would have destroyed my own company to get those Planispheric Disk pieces. These children are proving hard to handle.
Pericles: We must find another way. Perhaps somebody close who can betray the kinder without them ever seeing it coming.
Ricky: Of course. Brad and Judy.
Pericles: Question is, will they be willing to betray their only son?

Wrath of the Krampus edit

Pericles: Perfect.
Judy: All the pieces of...
Brad: The Planispheric Disk are ours!
Ricky: I believe it's time to put all of it together.
(The old gang goes to the lair and find that the pieces are gone, only DVD)
Brad: I don't understand.
Judy: Where are our pieces?
(Ricky plays the DVD on the DVD player)
(Video starts)
Fred: If you're watching this, you're probably wondering what's happened to your pieces of the Planispheric Disk. In a word, you've been scammed, conned, bamboozled.
Daphne: That's 3 words, Fred, but I think they get the idea. We did this to you.
Scooby: Yeah.
Shaggy: And we will be more than happy to tell you how we did it.
Velma: It was all an elaborate plan masterminded by your very own Freddie.
Fred: We created Krampus by borrowing Charlie the Haunted Robot and dressing him up in clothes we bought off German gypsies who live in Crystal Cove's haunted forest.
Velma: As for Krampus moving around, he was being remote controlled by Jason Wyatt, who agreed to help for lenience from the Mayor on his mother's sentence.
Shaggy: Like, Jason also helped create an invisible aerosol that was used to turn hair white and make it grow long for added effect.
Fred: We needed to keep you away from the vault. You following us following Krampus was the perfect way to keep you distracted so we could carry out our master plan: Breaking into Mr. E's vault.
Daphne: Freddie planted a bug on Brad Chiles' clothing so that we could get the code to the vault.
Scooby: And once we had that code...
Velma: We could give it to our operative. Someone with intimate knowledge of Mr. E's lair: Hot Dog Water.
Ricky: (surprised) Hot Dog Water?
Velma: I still know how to get in touch with her.
Shaggy: Like, when Velma told Hot Dog Water what we had planned, HDW was in.
Scooby: And while we stole the real pieces...
Fred: You were stealin' fake ones.
Daphne: The real pieces were instead safely hidden with the one person no one would ever suspect: Fred's fake father, the ex-Mayor Jones.
Fred: My not-really-my-dad dad may have betrayed us once to get the disk pieces, but when he heard what we were planning, he was more than glad to help us take you down.
Shaggy: And, like, Mary Anne Gleardan also agreed to help us after the current Mayor offered her lenience on her sentence.
Scooby: She really wants to go back to the 7th grade.
Fred: I guess I secretly hoped you guys might not try to steal the pieces from us. But I guess I always knew you would. Which leaves me with only one thing left to say: Real mom, real dad, don't expect me home for dinner. Ever.
Scooby: And we're taking Nova with us, too. You don't deserve her.
(Video ends)
(The old gang is shocked)
Daphne: Oh. Let's see what it looks like: The whole Planispheric Disk.
(The gang reassembles the pieces of the Planispheric Disk)
(The disk is shining)
Shaggy: Like, whoa.
Velma: It's beautiful.
Fred: We have the whole thing. That leaves only one question.
Scooby: What do we do now?
(The next scene depicts the crystal coffin with eyes glowing beneath Crystal Cove)
Crystal coffin's voice: Nibiru. (laughs)

Heart of Evil edit

Dr. Zin: (crying) I have failed you, my dragon. What bitterness to lose with the Quest-X power source in our grasp. It's all your fault!
Dynomutt: My fault? Gee, what'd I do? I hadn't a clue!
Blue Falcon: Allow me to elucidate, Dog Wonder. It's time you knew the truth.
(In the flashback, Radley Crown shoots the gun to Dragon, Dragon grabs him)
Blue Falcon: (narrates) You were once an ordinary but beloved security dog... until tragedy struck.
(The dog bites Dragon's back that explodes, dog loses consciousness)
(Next scene in the laboratory)
Dr. Quest: Radley, I was able to replace most of Reggie's damaged body parts with robotic replacements. Now, for the tricky part: the heart.
Race Bannon: But doctor, are you telling me you're going to power this dog with the most powerful generator on the planet?
Dr. Quest: He's a living thing, Race, and deserves no less.
(Flashback ends)
(Dynomutt chuckles)
Velma: But Dynomutt wasn't the only cyborg created in that explosion, was he, Dr. Zin?
Dr. Zin: No. Stealing the Quest-X was to be a trial run for my greatest creation: the Dragon battle suit. So, precious was this invention, I trusted only one person to test it: my own daughter. The accident fused the suit to Jenny and has been feeding off of her life force ever since. How did you know?
Velma: The Dragon registered a heat signature on Mr. E's scanners.
Fred: But why the obsession with Dynomutt?
Dr. Zin: Not the dog, the Quest-X inside! With that to power the Dragon suit, my Jenny would survive. But now...
Blue Falcon: I had no idea.
Dynomutt: Oh, my goodness gracious! Why didn't you say so? Never to busy to help a fellow cyborg with a jump start.
(Dynomutt uses a power cable to the Dragon suit)
Blue Falcon: Dog Wonder, no! The feedback could destroy you both!
Fred: It's gonna blow!
(The Dragon suit almost exploded with a flash, it raised and opened itself to release Dr. Zin's daughter, Jenny, she collapsed, Dr. Zin helped her)
Jenny: Father?
Dr. Zin: Jenny!
Scooby: Aww! Isn't that sweet? (giggles)
Dr. Zin: Robot dog, meddling kids, man in bird suit, you have my thanks. I have spent so many years pursuing my evil plan of global domination, I sometimes forget the beauty of a simple act of selfless kindness. (Fred and Daphne smile at each other) (mocking) It's a pity you must all now be destroyed as this island explodes with the fury of 1,000 suns! (Both Dr. Zin and Jenny laugh)
Jenny: Good one, dad! Let's motor.
(Dr. Zin and Jenny escape with their jetpacks)
Dynomutt: Well, for an evil, crazed scientist, he certainly has a unique sense of humor.
Shaggy: Let's get out of here!
Scooby: Yipe!
(The gang with Blue Falcon and Dynomutt escape the island)

Theater of Doom edit

Brad: But--
Ricky: Stifle it, Chiles. Pericles has the floor.
Pericles: So, the kinder still have the disk. You couldn't even manipulate your own son? Pathetic.
Brad: Fine. We failed.
Judy: That's right, Brad.
Brad: Not now, Judy. (to Pericles) Aren't you the smart one who should have seen through Fred's ruse?
Pericles: Don't push me, older pretty boy. I want those pieces, and since you and your sweet, dumb bride failed me, it is up to you to recover them before people get hurt. (his paws break the table part)

Scooby: Alright, Velma, start singing.
Velma: Uh. [sings; Friar Serra and His Donkey, Porto while playing the Acoustic Guitar. Daphne gasps]

Fred: Now, let's see who this ghostly monk really is. (unmasks Serra's face)
Everyone: George Avocados? (The crowd is surprised)
Avocados: That's Avoc--ah. Oh, forget it. That's right. It is me.
Fred: Yes! Finally! I knew you'd be the villain eventually.
Avocados: All right, you got me. And I suppose you're wondering, after so many prior misdirects, why now.
Daphne: Actually, no. Not really. We kind of always knew you were evil.
Avocados: Hmmph! Okay, fine. Then my tale should not surprise. It all began after I failed in politics. I had no choice but to go into the family business: Farming avocados. Everything was going so well until you mystery brats blew up my crops. I then tried my hand at fortune telling. But when that endeavor failed... I fell back on the Avocados legacy of stealing other people's things. I located the Avocados diamond, stolen by my father. Turns out, it actually was disguised as a door knob, not on a door in Crystal Cove, but on a door at the Burlington Library. When I found out it was among the artifacts sent here for the production. I took a job as a janitor. I needed everyone to stay clear of the basement to give me time to look. I hid the body of Friar Serra in a closet and assumed his identity. Knowing this town's gullibility, I knew a ghost story would give me room to hunt. And I would have succeeded, TOO, if it weren't for Vincent van Ghoul.
Vincent van Ghoul: Moi?
Velma: So the brown residue that was left behind...
Avocados: That's right. Guacamole! Now, I want my diamond! (tries to grab the diamond staff but Daphne grabbed it)
Daphne: Let me see something. This crystal is the diamond!
Shaggy: But, like, hold on. If you were the friar, how did you appear at the rehearsals?
Avocados: I didn't. I assumed that was you meddling kids trying to trick me into revealing myself.
Everyone: Huh?

Friar Serra: You are still in danger. The story of Crystal Cove is a lie. The donkey never tried to help save the town, but to destroy it. There were 4 of us and Porto in the Fraternum House Mysterium, a group of mystery-solving friars. We encountered a conquistador. He told us a tale of great evil before his madness got the best of him, and he vanished in the night, he left behind two oddly-marked disk pieces. We quickly became obsessed with the pieces. We realized that there was an evil at work. We attempted to destroy the pieces to rid us and the town of evil, but the evil would not allow us. The evil manipulated Porto. Porto set out to destroy the town. We chased Porto to the alligator-infested swamps, outside of town. Porto was dragged away by the alligators, but not before I was able to retrieve the one piece he took. The other piece, thankfully was lost at the bottom of the ocean when Crystal Cove sank into the sea. It was up to me, now, to hide the last piece. Beware, Nibiru is coming. This has all happened before, it begins with the animal. Always the animal. Heed the warning of the alligators! The dog dies! (Friar Serra's corpse crumbles to dust)
Scooby: (gulps) "The dog dies"? Is he talking about me?!

Aliens Among Us edit

Scooby: EEB.

Sheriff Stone: Don't get too close. They still might have some alien brain-stealing items ready to deploy.
Velma: That might be true if they were really aliens, but they are, in fact, (unmasks the Grey, Nordic Alien and Reptoid) Traveler O'Flaherty, Sheela O'Flaherty and Connor O'Flaherty.
Fred: Ah, usually, we all recognize the villain and shout out his name in unison.
Daphne: Yeah, Velm. Mind cluing us in?
Sheriff Stone: I know all the criminals in Crystal Cove, and these jerks aren't ringing a bell.
Shaggy: Like, you had a wanted poster for them on your wall.
Sheriff Stone: Oh, please. Nobody ever pays attention to those. What is this, the old west?
Traveler O'Flaherty: Were that it were, boyo. Then perhaps we could've earned an honest living. When I was a wee lad, we couldn't even afford peat for our fire. So I had to lift it. It turned out I was a right good thief, but then I discovered there were things I could steal other than coal, and wouldn't you know it, my kids had an aptitude for the family business as well. We started getting a reputation for our business, and there were our faces splashed all over the universe. Aye. 'Twas then we got the idea for the costumes because who'd ever say they saw an outer space creature stealing a flat-screen television set? I found out about the Blakes purchasing the Pangaea. Seemed like it was right up our alley, and we'd have gotten away with it, too, if it weren't for you frittering snappers. (after a short silence) Meddling kids!
Sheriff Stone: But I know what I saw: the aliens, the cornfield, my nose chip!
Velma: Actually, Sheriff, during your hypnotic regression, Shaggy and Scooby smelled something on your breath.
Shaggy and Scooby: Bad clams.
Velma: The clams induced a hallucination that made everything seem real.
Daphne: What about the lights on the road?
Velma: A weather balloon that got loose from the army.
Fred: And the Mystery Machine fritzing out?
Velma: Too many people turning on their air conditioners at the same time created an electromagnetic pulse that shut the Mystery Machine's engine down.
Daphne: The crop circle?
Velma: A farmer writing "I love you", to his wife for their anniversary.
Daphne: Aw, we must've been standing in the "O" of "love".
Fred: Or the "O" of "you".
Daphne: It was the "O" of "love", Fred.
Sheriff Stone: So I wasn't repeatedly abducted and experimented on by aliens?
Fred: Doesn't seem so, Sheriff.
Sheriff Stone: Then I'm no longer a victim. And you, O'Flaherty family, are under arrest for THIEVERY AND IMPERSONATION OF INVADERS FROM OUTER SPACE, AND you're going away for a long, long time.

The Horrible Herd edit

Shaggy: So, like, I don't understand. The Planispheric Disk led us to dig up this crazy old flintlock. Does that mean this is the treasure?
Velma: No. It might be worth a little something as an antique, but the cursed treasure of Crystal Cove is supposed to be immense beyond all imagining.
Daphne: Like love.

Daphne: Excuse me, Mr. farmer. What happened to your farm?
Farmer: Farm? I ain't got no farm. It's gone, all of it. That horrible herd ate everything except the silo. (to Martha) Martha, we are leaving.
Shaggy: Like, did I just heard you say hear? I mean, uh, ha ha ha, hear you say herd.
Fred: Herd of what?
Farmer: Skull cattle. Ugliest darn things.
Velma: Guys, look at these weird hoof prints. They don't make any sense.
Farmer: If you really want to get all nosy about it, you should talk to the other farmers in the area. The herd paid them a visit, too.

Fred: So you're saying that this herd of skull cattle also destroyed your farms?
Sullen female farmer: What's the matter with you? You got potatoes in your ears, huh?
Fred: Huh? Nope, not today. I once had luminescent swamp moss stuffed in my ears when I was trapping toads as a baby. But it came out. Eventually.
Velma: Ay. Please, go on.
Sullen female farmer: Like a plague of locusts they was. Coming out of the night, they devoured everything in their path.
Male farmer: I reckon she's right.

Velma: I mapped all the attacks on all the farms in the area, and look, they create an outline of a magnifying glass just like the one the old Mystery Incorporated used as their symbol. It's centered around Destroido.
Daphne: Cute little moo cows turned into horrible monsters. There's only one mind evil enough to come up with something like that.
Scooby, Shaggy, Velma, Daphne and Fred: Professor Pericles.
Daphne: Velma, is there anyway we can spy on the old Mystery Incorporated? Didn't you say Hot Dog Water hooked us up somehow at Destroido?
Velma: I almost forgot. Hot Dog Water left us a back door into the Destroido security system when she was there stealing the Planispheric Disk pieces.
Fred: Can you get more volume?
(Velma gets the high volume of the laptop)
Ricky: You have gone too far this time, Pericles. Too far! (The next scene depicts the conversation of Ricky (Mr. E) and Professor Pericles) This macabre herd of skull cattle you've created is costing millions of Destroido's money. My money. And I currently have 28 of my best scientists listed as presumed missing.
Scientist: (heard in the other room) No, NO! AAAAAHH!
Ricky: Make that 29.
Pericles: Ricky, one cannot make a genius omelet without breaking a few worthless eggs. Right, Brad and Judy?
Brad: You said it, Professor Pericles.
Judy: He's a genius, right, Brad?
Brad: He sure is, Judy. He sure is.
Pericles: And make no mistake, Ricky, I will break any egg that gets in my way: Ed Machine, Cassidy Williams, or perhaps even you. My herd of skull cattle is perfect in every way. I have crossbred cows, piranhas, and bees to create ultimate monsters. And I'm their master. My precious creations exist for one purpose: to devour Crystal Cove. My herd of male drones shall level this city to the ground, leaving nowhere for the Mystery kinder to hide the Planispheric Disk.
(The next scene depicts that the gang listened Pericles's evil plan)
Shaggy: Like, he's gonna destroy Crystal Cove!
Fred: Come on, gang. We have to warn the town.

Daphne: Gang, this is all our fault.
Sheriff Stone: Isn't it always?
Daphne: Maybe we should just give Pericles the Planispheric Disk.
Shaggy: Like, no way. A treasure beyond all imagining in the clutches of an evil psychotic parrot?
Velma: Would be devastating on a global scale. Shaggy's right. There has to be another way.
Sheriff Stone: Well, you Mystery dorks better decide quick because those nasty cow thingies sealed off the town completely.

Pericles: Soon Crystal Cove will cease to exist and the Planispheric Disk shall be mine. THEN no one will ever stand in my way AGAIN. (laughs)

Mayor Nettles: All the roads leading in and out of the city have been eaten. They're cutting us off.
Sheriff Stone: Perhaps as-- as-- a species our time is over. It's evolution, people. We should all submit to the herd. I think I'll see if they're hiring any Sheriffs.
Mayor Nettles: Bronson, although I find your immediate surrender oddly endearing, you're not going anywhere. Kids, there must be a way to stop these things.
Daphne: I think I have it. It's all the little pieces, all the clues. Especially the fact that Professor Pericles referred to all the skull cattle as male drones. And then there's the sweet cheese.
Shaggy: I think I see where you're going with this, Daph. If Scooby and I can eat all that honey sweet cheese, those things will starve and we'll save the town.
Scooby: Count me in. I'm ready to eat my way to victory.
Daphne: That's not what I was thinking. They're like bees. The herd is all male drones. So there must be a queen in the cow hive at Destroido.
Velma: Daphne, that's so genius I should have thought of it. They'll be totally protective of their queen. If we could capture the queen cow...
Fred: We could use her to lead the herd away from the town.
Mayor Nettles: Saving Crystal Cove.
Sheriff Stone: I don't know. I don't know. I think my plan of letting the herd enslave humanity is pretty darn good.
Fred: My fake father mayor dad used to keep a helicopter here at city hall.
Mayor Nettles: I still have it. Quick, it's our only chance.

Mayor Nettles: You did it, kids. You saved the town.
Daphne: I feel a little sorry for those skull cattle. It's not their fault they're horrible genetically engineered mutations.
Fred: Look. (The horrible herd rise in the ocean) Those things are part fish, remember? They can swim.
(The horrible herd swim away from Crystal Cove)
Velma: Whoa. What have we done?
Shaggy: You mean, like, other than release unnatural super predators into the ecosystem?
Sheriff Stone: It's best to just walk away from this one, kids. Just... walk... away.
(Everyone walk away from the horrible herd in the ocean)

(Scooby and Shaggy are searching Nova)
Scooby: Nova. Nova! Nova!
Shaggy: (finds Nova lying on the ground) Scooby-Doo, over there!
(Scooby grabs Nova alive and injured)
Scooby: She's alive. Come on, we have to get her to the hospital.

Pericles: My plan, ruined by those meddling kinder. They will pay. All of them. They will pay.

Dance of the Undead edit

Martha Quinn: Hang on. I've prepared a slideshow on every music group from the last 60 years. (shows the gang with a slide projector) Rude Boy and the Ska-tastics. Poor Rude Boy could never quite ride the fame train the way he wanted, so it's said that he turned to voodoo magic to further his career. He cast love spells on the audience. He cursed other bands. Once, he even cast an enchantment of never-ending pain on a synthesizer. Real crazy stuff. Rude Boy always said he would come back from the grave. And now, it looks like he has.
Shaggy: Zoinks!
Scooby: Doesn't anybody ever stay dead around here?

Mayor Nettles: These citizens were found at the Tiki Tub. They're dancing, and they can't stop.
Daphne: That dance is called skanking. It's how you're meant to dance to ska music. And you said dance class was a waste of time.
Velma: Oy. Doctor, what's the prognosis?
Doctor: If we can't find a cure within 24 hours, they will dance themselves into a permanent cataleptic state. They will become zombies for the rest of their lives!
(The gang is shocked)

(The Zombies Rude Boy and the Ska-tastics arrive and play their hit at the top of City Hall)
Zombie Rude Boy: (laughs)
Fred: It's Rude Boy!
Velma: Quick, cover your ears!
(Martha, Ian and the gang covered their ears except Shaggy and Scooby)
Zombie Rude Boy: Dance!
Martha Quinn: We have to fight this MUSICALLY! We need ultimate POWER CHORD!
(Martha, Ian and the people start dancing unwittingly)
Fred: I'm fighting it, but I can't resist their catchy use of Caribbean mento and calypso with American jazz and rhythm and blues!
Daphne: Shaggy, Scooby, why isn't it affecting you?
Scooby: I'm a dog. Music is just noise to us.
Shaggy: And, like, you've heard me sing. I'm totally tone deaf.
Velma: Shaggy! Scooby! You're our only hope! It's up to you to save the town! It's up to you to save us!
(Fred, Daphne and Velma start dancing. Shaggy and Scooby are shocked)
Shaggy: Like, zoinks!

Shaggy: Like, what do we do, Scoob? Everyone in town is a total ska zombie, and we have to save them! But, like, we don't know anything about music!
Scooby: We don't, but we know people who do.
Shaggy and Scooby: (watch the Hex Girls poster) The Hex Girls!

Fred: Now, let's see who's really behind the evil ska music. Rude Boy is actually... (unmasks the Zombie Rude Boy)
Scooby, Shaggy, Velma, Daphne and Fred: Rude Boy?
(Shaggy, Daphne and Velma unmask the three Zombie Ska-tastics)
Ian Hope: You're alive! But the plane crashed 30 years ago.
Velma: Was an elaborate hoax, wasn't it, Mr. Rude Boy?
Rude Boy: Oi. You blighters got it in for me, right. But yeah, we faked the whole bloomin' thing. All I ever wanted to do was play ska and be super rich and super famous. But apparently, it just wasn't in the tarot cards, maybe the fact that we only had one song had something to do with it. So me and me mates, the Ska-tastics here, we decided we'd fake our own deaths. Then, we could write the perfect song and return to take the music world by storm.
Martha Quinn: I don't understand, Rude Boy. Why did you wait 30 years to make a comeback?
Rude Boy: Ah, don't be such a muppet, Martha Quinn. We planned to be only gone one year, but writing the perfect song took bloomin' forever. By the time we'd cracked it, ska wasn't popular anymore. But everyone loves the undead. So, we began dressing as zombie mogs, riding our undead scooters and wearing polycarbonite-lined skull masks to hide our identity.
Velma: So, in the end, desperate for success, Rude Boy and the Ska-tastics unleashed a dancing plague on the world using an inharmonic chord with special frequencies designed to induce post-hypnotic suggestion to sell their music.
Fred: Just as I thought, but didn't say. Dance them away, Sheriff. We are done here.
(Rude Boy and the Ska-tastics walk dancing into the police car)

(Scooby is visiting Nova at the hospital)
Scooby: Oh, Nova, it's getting weirder and weirder. Things aren't as easy to explain anymore. It feels like something is going to happen, something bad. What do you think, Nova? (watches the heart monitor and slowly, it stops) Nova? Nova? (Nova's eyes open and Scooby giggles and is surprised when she rises up)
Nova: Nibiru. Nibiru is coming. (lies back in bed and closes her eyes)

The Devouring edit

(Pericles trying to access Destroido computer and is denied access)

Pericles: Eagle and Gänseblümchen. Ricky! Ricky, what have you done? (Ricky Owens looking at pictures of Cassidy Williams) I've been locked out of the system.
Ricky: I know. I did it on purpose. You're out of control Professor Pericles, and I'm putting a stop to it. I'm in charge. I built Destroido from the ground up while you were cooling your beak in prison. It's time that I..-

(Pericles slaps Ricky across the face)

Pericles: You are in charge of nothing, Ricky Owens. You have never been anything other than an idiotic human mascot, a shoulder for me to perch upon.

Scooby: All the food is gone.
Shaggy: It ate, like, everything.
Daphne: What was that thing?
Rick Spartan: That is the Gluten Demon. If we don't stop it, it'll devour the entire food supply and starve us all, until there's nothing, and no one left alive in Crystal Cove.

Fred: Now let's see who the Gluten Demon really is. (unmasks the Gluten Demon)
Fred, Daphne, Velma, Cachinga and Rick Spartan: Francilee Jackson!
Velma: Not a big surprise after the work that Cachinga, Daphne, and I did. Francilee's cooking show wasn't taped before a live audience. She made the tape herself, allowing her to work the special effects and adding in the Gluten Demon during editing.
Cachinga: Plus, her stage name is Francilee Jackson, but her birth certificate lists her as Agatha Juniper Schildenheimer.
Daphne: As AJS, she signed those manifests. She rented that secret warehouse.
Velma: And she has a strange food allergy to all things healthy. Which is why she reacted to Cachinga's salad lunch so insanely.
Daphne: The only thing we don't know is why.
Francilee: Oh, y'all, it's so simple. I needed a big comeback. After my cornbread recipe was revealed to have no corn in it, I was ruined. Ruined! My only chance was to open my own bakery where I could serve up my new breakout dish: The double bacon mayonnaise butter-stuffed pasta surprise with buttered bread sauce! Any cook worth their kosher sea salt knows the legend of the Gluten Demon. I dressed up like that and started destroying every restaurant in town so there'd be no competition when I opened mine. And I would have done it, too, been a huge success again, if it weren't for all y'all bread-hating health fanatics!
Deputy: That's it, boys. Let's roll her away.
(The 2 deputies roll Francilee to the police car)
Francilee: (the bowl rolls away from her) My bowl! My precious bowl! NO! My bowl! It's mine! MINE!
(Daphne grabs the bowl)
Cachinga: It's ancient maya by the look of it.
Daphne: (reads the bowl) TERCERO LLAVE. It's the third key.

Ricky: So you see, Professor Pericles, it's over. You're not the boss here. I am. And you're out of the group.
Pericles: (tortures Ricky with by pressing the remote control button on Cobra larvae) Oh, Ricky, Ricky, my loyal Brad and Judy told me of your little mutiny. So, last night while you were asleep, I put mutated cobra larvae in your spine. Every time I press this button, a little venom is released. So, as you can see, or feel, I'm still very much in control. You do as I say. First, we steal the Planispheric Disk from the kinder, then we destroy them. (laughs hysterically) WE DESTROY THEM! (laughs again)

Stand and Deliver edit

Fred: Now let's see who this mysterious woman stealer really is.
(Velma unmasks Dandy Highwayman)
Everyone: The librarian?
Shaggy: Like, seriously? But you're not even British.
Scooby: I'm so confused. Why?
Librarian: It's simple, really. You spend a life reading about other people's exciting adventures and never, never, never have one of your own. It's awful. (sadly) I'm so lonely.
Velma: Jinkies. How did I miss that one?
Librarian: I never really had any friends growing up. All I had were my books. For years I stayed in my room and read about incredible adventures, other people's adventures. Then, I got an idea, I was going to become the Dandy Highwayman. I was going to be the king of adventures and adored by women everywhere. I studied how to do an English accent. I incorporated a motorcycle helmet into my costume's hat and practiced my motorcycle skills for hours and hours. Then, I discovered something unimaginable: the key to a woman's total admiration and devotion. All you have to do is pay attention to them when they're talking. CRAZY, isn't it? It wasn't until I started to moderate the book club that I learned how to listen. From there, I actually became interested in what women have to say. Before long, I was fully engaged in their desires and feelings. I was living in the dream. And I would have gotten away with it, if it weren't for you meddling romance killers.
Sheriff Stone: I'm not buying it for a second. You put some kind of voodoo MAGIC SPELL on them, you did.
Librarian: Never. I just listened, that's all. Except when the going got tough. I had a little help. (uncovers the earplugs) These earplugs were the only magic I used.
Sheriff Stone: I knew it! I knew there was some kind of trick involved. Listening to women? Who ever heard of such a thing?!
(Mayor Nettles and Daphne arrive)
Daphne: Jeepers! The librarian? I kind of feel bad for him. You know, he never really abducted the wives. They said they went with him willingly because he was mysteriously charming and--
Sheriff Stone: We know, we know. The whole listening and paying attention thing. We get it already. Whatever.
(Sheriff Stone and deputy take the Librarian into custody)

(Scooby is in the strange dream)
Scooby: Ohh!
Dancing Man: Scooby-Doo, your time has come. She is here.
(Nova arrives)
Scooby: Nova?
Nova: I am not Nova. I've only borrowed her body so that I may bring you an urgent message. Scooby-Doo, your life is in danger.
Scooby: Huh?
Nova: I am of the Anunnaki, interdimensional beings that visit the planet earth every few thousand years. We arrive at a time call Nibiru, when the barriers between our worlds grow weak. The Anunnaki have a great history of helping humans, but we have no physical form and must inhabit animals. This is why some animals, our descendants, can talk and others cannot. But not all Anunnaki are kind and good. There are evil ones. And the most evil one of all is imprisoned beneath Crystal Cove and must not be set free. You must undo it, Scooby-Doo. Undo it all. Save yourself. Save your friends. Save the world.
(Scooby wakes up in the real world)
Scooby: Hmm? Hmm? Duh! The cursed treasure is evil. Evil! We have to destroy it!
(Velma, Fred, Daphne and Shaggy look at Scooby, a bit shocked)

The Man in the Mirror edit

Mayor Nettles: Sorry to bother you so early, kids. But the neighbors have been calling in constantly with reports of unearthly moaning, inhuman howling, blood curling screams...
Shaggy: In other words, same old same old.
Fred: You can count on us, Mayor Nettles.
Daphne: We'll see if there's anything mysterious going on here.
Mayor Nettles: (leaves) Thanks, kids.
Velma: Come on, come on, let's go! Let's get this over with.
Fred: After we're finished here, we need to relocate the Planispheric Disk.
Scooby: We'll do it.
Shaggy: Good idea, Scoob. Yeah, you and I will re-hide the disc while you guys check out the scary house.
Daphne: You're out of luck, Shaggy. Remember? Fred hid the Disk last time. And he's the only one who knows where it is.
Velma: Oy, can we hurry? Please?
Fred: Okay, let's get started. But first, well gang, it looks like we got another...
Daphne: Mystery on our hands! Oh, Fred, we're such soul mates. We're finishing each other's sentences.
Fred: Come on, let's...
Shaggy, Velma and Scooby: Split up and look for clues?
(The gang splits)
Shaggy: Like, I guess that means we're all soul mates, haha.

(Fred finds a strange mirror)
Fred: Aaah! Ugh. Look at those creepy eyes! And that disgusting yellow hair! And the horrible tentacle around its neck! Makes me wanna hork. Oh. (looks his reflection) It's me! Phew, that was close. (tries to leave but his reflection moves differently, he noticed, then moves to make reflection normal) Hmm. (turns around and his reflection pulls him into the mirror) AAAAAAAAHHHH!! (drops his lantern)

Evil Fred: Hello, friends.
Daphne: Oh, Freddie. Thank goodness.
Evil Fred: This place was a total bust. Nothing scary here. So let's get to school before we're late. Punctuality is an important facet of learning. Right, Daphne?
Daphne: Um, right, Fred.

(Fred wakes up in a destroyed and apocalyptic version of Crystal Cove)
Fred: (looks at the mirror) What happened? (leaves the destroyed house) Gang? Gang! Daphne! (tries to call Daphne in his cell phone and reads) "No Signal Anywhere!". (walks the destroyed Crystal Cove street) Anybody! Hello! Hellooooo! (finds skeletons anywhere) No. No! This is all wrong. Crystal Cove has much greener lawns and fewer skeletons. Velma! Shaggy! Scooby Doo, where are you?!

(In the present version of Crystal Cove)
Scooby: (whimpering)
Evil Fred: Does the dog need walking?
Scooby: I walk myself, Fred.
Evil Fred: (shows the Canine Grumpets) Perhaps you would enjoy a canine crumpet.
Scooby: Hmm. That is not a Scooby snack, Fred. Humph!
Evil Fred: What difference does it make? (Scooby is shocked) I'm sure they all taste the same.
Scooby: (grumbling) You eat them, then.
Evil Fred: What was that, Scoobert?
Scooby: Uh, nothing. Nothing.

(In the apocalyptic version of Crystal Cove)
Fred: (finds the Mystery Machine) There! (hugs it) Ahh! There she is! (looks the Mystery Machine's wreckage) I don't understand any of this. What happened to Crystal Cove? What happened to the people? What happened to your groovy paintjob? (Mystery Machine's door falls down and Fred finds the Mr. Traples half ruined) Mr. Traples. What happened here? Please, tell me what's going on. (finds the clothes of Velma and Shaggy in the floor) Velma. Shaggy. Scooby. They're... They're... Oh, no. No. It's impossible. How could it get any worse? (The green scarf appears and flies in front of Fred) Daphne's scarf. No! It can't be! It can't be true! DAPHNE! NOOOOOOOOOO!!

(Fred is sitting outside the destroyed City Hall)
Fred: (sadly) Daphne.
Unknown woman: Fred?
Fred: Cut it out, Mr. Traples. It's not funny you imitating Daphne like that.
Unknown woman: Freddie, is that really you?
Fred: Daphne?
Old Daphne: (shows up) Fred, where have you been?
Fred: (shocked) Aah!
Old Daphne: Oh, Freddie, don't look at me. I'm hideous!
Fred: Daphne, is... is that really you?
Old Daphne: Of course it's me, silly. And jeepies, you found my scarf. (puts the scarf on her neck) I've been looking all over for this.

Fred: I still don't understand. I came out of that mirror and everything had changed. Why is everyone a skeleton and why are you--
Old Daphne: Do I really look so awful, Freddie?
Fred: Uh... no.
Old Daphne: When you didn't come back, something went crazy with the Planispheric Disk. Velma said it created a vortex around Crystal Cove and sped up time here. We searched everywhere for it. You hid it too well. Decades whirred by in weeks. Everyone aged quickly and one by one, turned to dust until only I was left.
Fred: I didn't mean for any of this to happen. I... I'm just a really good hider.
Old Daphne: You've got to change it back. Right up till the end, Velma said the Planispheric Disk could reverse the process. Where did you hide it, Freddie? We have to get that disk.
Fred: Then that's what we'll do. Daphne, Mr. Traples, load up. We've got a future to change.

Old Daphne: The F-F-Fearatorium Food Emporium. Shaggy and Scooby loved this place. It was hidden here the whole time?
Fred: Yep. Come on.

(In the present version of Crystal Cove)
Evil Fred: Everybody out.
Shaggy: Like, this is more like it. (chuckles) The F-F-Fearatorium Food Emporium makes me, like, f-f-famished.
Scooby: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Evil Fred: (grabs Shaggy and Scooby hardly) What's wrong with you two? You're like bottomless pits. We're not here to indulge your munchies. We're here for that Planispheric Disk.
Daphne: Freddie, you're the one who hid it here. I don't understand why you don't know where it is.
Evil Fred: Oh, you don't understand? Intellect isn't your strong suit, huh? What about you? Got any smarts in there behind those eye goggles?
Velma: Hmmph.

(In the apocalyptic version of Crystal Cove)
Old Daphne: Freddie, we've looked everywhere. It's not here.
Fred: Hey, wait a minute. You're right. This wasn't the last place I hid the disk. The trip through the mirror must have jangled my memory. Now I remember.

(In the present version of Crystal Cove)
Evil Fred: Never mind, change of plans. This isn't where I left it after all.

(In the apocalyptic version of Crystal Cove)
Old Daphne: The Arcane-A-Rama Movieplex? You hid the disk here?
Fred: Sure. I would think you of all people would realize why this place would be so important to me, don't you, Daph?
Old Daphne: Because we had our first date here, Freddie.
Fred: I can always count on you to remember stuff like that. Come on.

(In the present version of Crystal Cove)
Evil Fred: It's got to be here somewhere. Keep searching.
Shaggy: What's the score?
Evil Fred: The score, Norbert, is that we're gonna find that disk tonight.
Shaggy: I meant the score to the baseball game. That you're listening to. On that thingymabob.
Evil Fred: Heh. I knew that.
Velma: It's not Norbert. It's Norville. And nobody calls him that. It's always Shaggy.
Evil Fred: I suggest less nitpicking and more searching. (talks through headphone) Wait. What? It's not here. Get back in the van.
(Scooby thinks Fred is crazy)

(In the apocalyptic version of Crystal Cove)
Old Daphne: The kennel of the horrible hounds?
Fred: Shaggy used to board Scooby here when he and his folks went on vacations. I'm pretty sure I put the Planispheric Disk here.

(In the present version of Crystal Cove)
Velma: Fred, this is all very bizarre.
Evil Fred: You don't know the meaning of the word, child. (grunts) I just remembered where I actually hid the disk.

(In the apocalyptic version of Crystal Cove)
Fred: Here we are. This time for sure.
Old Daphne: The education board of Crystal Cove? Why? That's so random.
Fred: I'm surprised at you, Daphne. Education is very important to me. Isn't it, Mr. Traples? (plays with Mr. Traples)

(In the present version of Crystal Cove)
Evil Fred: I don't know. Look in all the desks, I guess. I'll check out the superintendent's office. (leaves the gang)
Velma: Gang, something is definitely wrong here. (writes the blackboard with chalk) I mean, is it me or is Fred acting even stranger than usual?
Scooby, Shaggy and Daphne: It's not you.
Velma: Maybe if we can retrace our steps, we'll see a pattern. (writing) F-F-Fearatorium Food Emporium. Arcane-A-Rama Movieplex. Kennel of the horrible hounds. Education board of Crystal Cove. (marks the first and second 4 letters from top to bottom)
Daphne: "Fake Fred"?
Velma: I knew it.
Scooby: Then who is he?
Shaggy: And who sent the message?
Velma: My guess? The real Fred. Wherever he is, he's probably in life-threatening peril.
Daphne: And in the clutches of some hideous creature.

(In the apocalyptic version of Crystal Cove)
Old Daphne: Where is it, Fred? Where is it?
Fred: Take it easy, Daph .At least we now know it's not here.
Old Daphne: You don't understand, Fred. We have to find that disk now. It's almost midnight. They'll be waking up soon.
Fred: What? Who?
(The skeletons rise themselves)
Old Daphne: The skeletons. The skeletons walk after midnight. Run!

Old Daphne: Fred Jones, you remember every trap you ever built. Why can't you remember where you hid the most important relic in the universe?
Fred: Trap. That's it. Now I remember. (starts the engine of wrecked Mystery Machine) It's at the old abandoned factory.

(In the present version of Crystal Cove)
Evil Fred: Aha! Now that's more like it.
Shaggy: Should I just keep driving around in circles, Mr. Fred? Oh, sir? (drives the Mystery Machine in a circle)
Evil Fred: No, the old abandoned factory, hippie. And floor it.

(In the apocalyptic version of Crystal Cove)
Old Daphne: This isn't the way to the factory.
Fred: I'm willing to bet it's the way to the factory. The real factory.
Old Daphne: (a bit disappointed) Fred, we're headed straight for that wall. It's solid brick!
Fred: Is it, or is it...
(Fred accelerates faster the Mystery Machine into the wall)
Old Daphne: Aah! Uhh!
(The Mystery Machine breaks through the fake wall)
Fred: Fake. As fake as everything else in the old abandoned Crystal Cove movie studio. And as fake as you, Daphne.
Old Daphne: How...How did you know?
Fred: Two big ones. The real Daphne would never forget that our first date was at the Trap Expo 3000. But the biggest mistake was right at the start.
Old Daphne: What?
Fred: You said jeepies. Daphne says jeepers. Velma says jinkies. Nobody says jeepies. I mean, that's just plain silly. Once I knew you were fake, I figured Crystal Cove must be phony, too. It could only be the old movie studio made to look like a ruined town, complete with animatronics skeletons. Obviously this was all about the location of the Planispheric Disk. Convincing me that I needed to save my friends from a post-apocalyptic future was the most obvious way to get me to tell you where I hid it. It's exactly what I would have done.

(In Steelco Industries, the gang and Evil Fred arrived)
Evil Fred: Fan out. Search every inch of this place until we find that disk.
Shaggy: Well, like, if you remember hiding it here, like, dude, where is it?
Evil Fred: Well, the exact location slipped my mind. (leaves the gang to search the Planispheric Disk alone)
Velma: We can't let that fake Fred get his hands on the Planispheric Disk.
Scooby: What do we do?
Shaggy: Like, we do what the real Fred would do. We trap him.
Velma: Agreed. But it's got to be before he gets his hands on...
Evil Fred: The Planispheric Disk. I found it! I found it!
Velma: Okay, never mind.
Daphne: Now that you've got it, what are you going to do with it? Fake Fred.
Evil Fred: Ahh, well done. You finally figured out I'm an imposter. So what? I'm taking the Planispheric Disk, and who's going to stop me? You? You?
Fred: NO! (arrives) Me. I mean you. Me. I mean me. You me. I-- Aw, heck. You get the idea. (starts fighting Evil Fred)

Daphne: Don't just stand there, Shaggy. Get in there and help Fred.
Shaggy: Which one?
Daphne: Uh, the good one.
Old Daphne: (shows up) Be careful, Fred. Don't hurt him.
(Scooby, Shaggy, Velma and Daphne look at Old Daphne)
Daphne: AAAAHH! NO! NO!
Scooby: (to Old Daphne) Daphne, you look terrible. You should get more sleep.

Evil Fred: (takes the Planispheric Disk) I'll never give up this disk. You'll never beat me.
Fred: (throws the chain to Evil Fred's legs) I don't need to beat you. I just need you to stay put.

Evil Fred: Get me out of this. He's the fake.
Shaggy: They're, like, identical, right down to the ascot.
Scooby: Which one's the real Fred?
Daphne: (to Evil Fred) Freddie, how do you feel about me?
Evil Fred: What do you mean? You're my love, Daphne. I'm crazy about you.
Daphne: (to Fred) And you?
Fred: Uh, gosh. Gee, Daph, you know, I-- well, I guess aside from traps and solving mysteries, um... er, my stomach's getting hurty.
Daphne: Oh, Freddie. It's you! (kisses Fred)
(Velma shuts down the magnetic machine, Evil Fred and Fred fall down to the floor)
Evil Fred: Well, if you're so smart, then who am I really?
Fred: You're one of the most heartless criminals Mystery Inc. has ever faced. Aren't you, dad? (tries to unmask Evil Fred but realizes it's not a mask)
Evil Fred/Brad: Ow! It's not a mask, you imbecile. I had plastic surgery to look like you. You would have spotted a mask too quickly.
Fred: I don't know what you think you were doing. You're supposed to be my father. But how could you try to impersonate me when you know absolutely nothing about me?
Velma: If he's Brad, that makes you Fred's sneaky criminal mom, Judy. (tries to unmask Old Daphne but realizes it's not a mask either)
Old Daphne/Judy: Ouch! Watch it. I had plastic surgery, too.
Velma: I know.
Shaggy: Brad Chiles and Judy Reeves? (chuckles) But, like, why?
Scooby: Yeah. Why?
Brad: For the treasure. What else? It was the genius mind of Professor Pericles that thought up the whole plan. Wasn't it, Judy?
Judy: That's right, Brad. While we went under the knife, Professor Pericles had Mr. E arrange for the Crystal Cove studio to be changed into an exact replica of the town.
Brad: Except more end of the world-ish, obviously.
Velma: I hate to be the one to point this out, but that's just crazy.
Pericles: (shows up) Is it, Velma? Or is it so brilliant you cannot begin to fathom its true genius?
Scooby, Shaggy, Daphne, Velma and Fred: Professor Pericles?
Fred: You failed, Professor. You'll never get your filthy talons on this disk.
Pericles: On the contrary, Frederick. You are going to hand it over to me, along with my associates, your dear parents, or else I will destroy the one thing you care about most.
Shaggy: Zoinks!
Daphne: (2 Kriegstaffebots grab her) Freddie!
Fred: Fine. You win. Take it.
Pericles: Excellent. (takes the Planispheric Disk) Auf Wiedersehen, you beautiful kinder.
(2 Kriegstaffebots throw Daphne into Fred and leave)

Daphne: Freddie, I'm so sorry. Pericles got away with the disk because I got grabbed by robots.
Fred: Don't worry, Daph. The important thing is that you're back safe and sound. And you look good again.
Scooby: Only now, Pericles has the Planispheric Disk.

(Pericles places the Planispheric Disk in a special location in Destroido)
Pericles: I'm coming for you, master. I'm coming to set you free.

Nightmare in Red edit

Fred: Now let's see who this Monstrous Freak really is.
(The Monstrous Freak weakened by a light transforms into conquistador)
Fred: It''s... Who is that?
Velma: If I'm not mistaken, it's El Aguirre, the captain of the Spanish conquistadors.
Daphne: El Aguirre? But why?
Fernando El Aguirre: La pura verdad, the truth is simple. I did not want you to discover how to destroy the Evil Entity buried deep beneath Crystal Cove, in its Caja Demonio.
Shaggy: Like, that doesn't make any sense. I thought you'd be the first person who'd want that thing destroyed.
Fernando El Aguirre: No! Do you not see? If you destroy the Entity, myself and my men will be set free from this ENDLESS CURSE. We should never be set free. We must pay for all the horrible atrocities we committed while in service to the Entity.
Scooby, Shaggy, Velma, Daphne and Fred: Oh.
Fernando El Aguirre: I can still hear their screaming. All the screams of the innocent ones. No. No! We must pay forever! We can never be set free!
Shaggy: Okay. Like, the old Spanish dude is a little loco in the cabeza.
Annunaki Nova: Do not fret. All can be undone. All can be forgiven.
Dancing Man: Yes. Yes, all can be forgiven.
Fred: That reminds me. Uh, be right back.

(In the real world)
Professor Horatio: They're not gonna make it. I'll never be whole again. It's over. All over! (sobbing) Unless...

(In the dream)
Annunaki Nova: It was centuries of your Earth time ago. They called themselves Ma Cuben Sun Macul, which means the Hunters of Secrets. They were the original group manipulated by the Evil Entity. There were more to follow. The evil one has forever been manipulating hapless souls throughout history in hopes they would set him free from his crystal sarcophagus. The Mystery Incorporated that preceded yours, the Darrow Family's Mystery Fellowship, the Benevolent Lodge of Mystery, the Mystery Gang with their bull Tiny, the Alianzo Mysterio and their pet skunk El Fuchy, and Fraternitas Mysterium. Always 4 humans and an animal. The Mayan group of friends, the Hunters of Secrets, were the very first. They were the most pure. They realized they were being manipulated and instead of setting the evil one free, they were about to destroy it with the Heart of the Jaguar. Alas, they were interrupted by El Aguirre and his men who came and took the crystal sarcophagus away thinking it to be a great treasure.

(In the real world)
Professor Horatio: You're the smart one, Velma. It's time to go. Give my other half the talisman. Complete the bridge and I can bring you all home. Velma, listen! Hear me! Time's up!
(In the dream)
Velma: (moving the talisman) Jinkies! We're out of time!

(Fred and Daphne go to Sitting room)
Fred: (touches the shoulder of Fred Jones Sr.) I want you to know that whatever happened, I'm not really mad at you. Despite the whole stealing me as an innocent baby and lying to me my entire life, you were a great dad. I forgive you. You've always been and still are the only real father I've ever know.
Fred Jones Sr.: Leaping late lilies, Fred. I am so proud of you. Even if you don't break the spell, even if you can't turn it all around by destroying that Evil Entity, I want you to know that having you as my son was the absolute best part of my life. You were always the best part of me.
(Scooby, Shaggy, Velma and Dancing Man arrive)
Velma: Freddie, we have to go.
Shaggy: Yeah, like, time's up. If we don't leave now, we don't leave ever.
(Velma gives the talisman to Dancing Man)
Dancing Man: Ha ha ha! I am going home. Ha ha ha!
(The gang takes each member's hands in circle)
Annunaki Nova: Find the Heart of the Jaguar, Scooby-Doo. It is the only way you shall defeat the evil that is buried deep beneath Crystal Cove. Use the Heart of the Jaguar.

(In the real world, the gang wakes up)
Professor Horatio: (receives the best part of Dancing Man) I'm whole again. I'm whole! And I couldn't have done it without you meddling kids. You beautiful, brave, wonderful meddling kids! (dances)
Velma: Jinkies. After all we've been through, only to find out that we've been manipulated by some Evil Entity? Is that the only reason we're together?
Shaggy: Like, yeah. Maybe we don't even like each other.
Fred: Gang, wh-- what are we gonna do?
Scooby: The Heart of the Jaguar. We have to find the Heart of the Jaguar.

Dark Night of the Hunters edit

Shaggy: It's time to see who this ancient jade mask wearing weirdo really is. (unmasks Priestess)
Scooby, Shaggy, Velma, Daphne and Fred: Professor Andelusossa?
Angie Dinkley: Enrique!
Velma: He was staring us in the face all along. When the men in the village thought I was my mom, it was clear that no one was able to forget her over all these years. Then there were the vines. This plant isn't native to the Yucatan. Only someone with a background in gardening could have cultivated it and made it grow so quickly. Professor Andelusossa's first job was as a gardener. Finally, the vines on the boat had been tied to the wheel. The boat had been scuttled to make it look like the Professor had been attacked.
Angie Dinkley: But why, Enrique?
Prof. Andelusossa: For love. Angie, when you left me that summer decades ago, you took my heart with you. Every night seems like I dreamed of you. When you called asking about the Heart of the Jaguar, I knew it was my only chance to lure you back, and find out if you still cared for me.
Fred: So you decided to test her love by crushing her with fast-growing killer plants! Wow. That's exactly what I would have done.
Daphne: Oh, Freddie. That's so romantic. In your usual, unique kind of way.
Prof. Andelusossa: And I would have gotten away with it, too, if... (sighs) if you had really loved me.
Angie Dinkley: Oh, Enrique, sweetie, that was all years ago. There's only one man I ever truly loved, and that's my husband, Mr. Dinkley.
Mrs. Andelusossa: (arrives) Enrique, you are not a man! You're a fool! (spits saliva to Fred's head)
Fred: Daw! Ugh!
Mrs. Andelusossa: Mrs. Dinkley, you have won. You can have him!
Angie Dinkley: But I don't want him.
Unknown woman: (arrives) Then I'll take him!
Angie, Mrs. Andelusossa and Prof. Andelusossa: Huh?!
Daphne: Who are you?
Unknown woman: Tomina Kasanski. Call sign: Ice princess. I've been tracking you ever since you left Crystal Cove.
Shaggy: Like, why?
Mayor Nettles: (arrives) Because I asked her to.
Fred and Daphne: Huh?
Angie Dinkley: Huh?
Scooby: Mayor Nettles?
Mayor Nettles: Lieutenant Kasanski is an old friend of mine from Fighter Weapons School. (she and Tomina Kasanski clapped their hands)
Velma: But why are you following us?
Mayor Nettles: Well, it's kind of embarrassing, but three days ago, I had a nightmare that told me you were in trouble and that I had to come to the Yucatan to help you get some spear thingie.
Scooby: The Heart of the Jaguar.
Mayor Nettles: Yeah, that! I'm supposed to help you get it back over the border and home to Crystal Cove.
Velma: Okay, that's it. I give up.
Tomina Kasanski: Grab your prisoner and let's haul. I got a c130 waiting in an air strip 30 clicks from here. (takes Prof. Andelusossa into custody)
Fred: Well, gang, let's go home. We have an Evil Entity to destroy.

Angie Dinkley: Dear, is something wrong?
Velma: Well, it's just that, everything that's been happening lately, I've always thought I could count on logic; deductive reasoning, facts. But all that's gone. I never believed in the supernatural like you did, and...
Angie Dinkley: Oh, sweetie, you were never wrong. Believe in yourself. Everything will work out just fine. (Velma hugs her) Now, come on. I've been wearing the same girdle for five days in the jungle, and I really need to get a change of clothes.

Gates of Gloom edit

(The gang and Mayor Nettles drive the Mystery Machine in the city, with no people and the damaged freeway)
Daphne: What happened to the street?
Fred: It looks like some kind of earthquake.
Shaggy: Like, zoinks. Where is everybody?
(Sheriff Stone runs to the Mystery Machine, scared, Fred stops driving)
(Everyone is shocked)

Velma: Focus, people. There are lives at stake. Something has taken my mom and the rest of Crystal Cove.
Scooby: It even took my Nova from the hospital.
Daphne: What kind of horrible monster would snatch a sweet little dog in a coma?
Scooby: I know. Nova! Nova! (sobbing)
Shaggy: Quick, Scoob. Drown your sorrows in this pint of triple fudge cookie dough caramel chip. (gives the cookie to Scooby)
Scooby: Thanks, Raggy. I needed that.
Velma: As I was saying, I suspect this mystery is connected to the Evil Entity buried under Crystal Cove.
Shaggy: Like, hold on. You said you didn't buy into all this stuff.
Velma: Well, I still don't. But my mom helped me see the light and be more open. Maybe this is all science fiction, but a lot of science fiction turns out to be science fact. They laughed at Jules Verne when he wrote about submarines and going to the moon.
Shaggy: Like, they used submarines to go to the moon?
Scooby: I guess so.
Velma: One thing is clear, this isn't the boogeyman, a vampire, werewolves, or an evil leprechaun. This is an extra dimensional intelligent being we're facing. It's real.
Shaggy: Wow, Velm. Like, that must have been some talk with your mom.
Velma: It made me remember that the advanced sciences have long accepted the possibility of other dimension. Now I guess things have gotten a lot less theoretical.
Daphne: So you think having the evil intelligence under Crystal Cove could be why this town that is so weird?
Velma: Yes. And the weirdness is escalating (turns on the projector) because the time of Nibiru is upon us. I discovered that my computer model of the Planispheric Disk perfectly mirrors the planets in our solar system. You can see they're coming into direct alignment. Plus, there is a tenth planet: Planet "X". It's getting closer, about to come into alignment behind Pluto. It will cause a massive gravitational disruption not seen in 5,000 years. The time of Nibiru happens in two days. And it's this disruption that makes the fabric between dimensions of time and space extremely weak. That's why the evil thing buried beneath Crystal Cove must be destroyed. We know that the Heart of the Jaguar is supposed to be able to destroy this Evil Entity and undo all of its evil.
Fred: We also know the Spanish conquistadors used the Planispheric Disk to map the Entity's double-triple secret location.
Daphne: Plus, the Planispheric Disk showed us the location of four keys.
Shaggy: Like, the old pistol, the helmet, the mortar bowl thingy, and a piece of old sail cloth.
Daphne: It feels like we know a lot and nothing at the same time.
Shaggy: Like, welcome to our world. (chuckles) Right, Scooby-Doo?
Scooby: Yeah, we also know nothing. And we love it.
Shaggy and Scooby: (dancing) We know nothing and we love it! Yeah! Ha! Yeah! Ha! We know nothing and we love it! Yeah! Ha! Yeah! Ha!
(The ground starts to shake)
Fred: Shaggy, Scooby, stop! Don't move!
(The ground opens the hole)

Velma: Good thing I had Jason Wyatt help me install this sound amplifying antenna in my binoculars. Let's listen in.
Ricky: There's been no sign of her for weeks.
(The next scene depicts that Ricky is looking at the photo of Cassidy)
Judy: Who are you looking for?
Ricky: Cassidy.
Brad: Maybe she finally gave up.
Ricky: No, she would never give up. She's gone.
Pericles: Of course she's gone. Anyone who crosses me gets eliminated.
Judy: Um, Professor Pericles, you promised you would surgically alter me back to my stunning self by now. I'm so old like this. How long do you plan on making me suffer?
Pericles: I don't have time for such things. The treasure is almost within our grasp.
Brad: Besides, I'm the one who's suffering, not you, Judy.
Judy: How are you suffering, Brad?
Brad: Well, I'm the one who has to look at you all day, every day.
Judy: (gasps) That was very hurtful, Brad.
Brad: I'm sorry, Judy. I mean, grandma.
Judy: Well, at least I'm not walking around with that outrageous chin, Bradley.
Ricky: Look at you, you're all coming unraveled. The closer we get to that treasure... (The next scene depicts that the gang is hearing the conversation of the old gang with amplifying binoculars) ...the more the curse takes over. Cassidy was right. She was right all along.
Shaggy: Like, the old Mystery Incorporated dudes are totally losing it.
(The next scene depicts that Pericles lights the lamp, pointing the Planispheric Disk)
Pericles: Zeek! Zeek! Die Zeit wird kommen! The time has almost arrived. (The lamp light passes through the holes in the Planispheric Disk pointing the right place) Focus all the digging on that spot. Und Ricky, when the entrance is found, have my Kriegstaffebots destroy all the workers. They have outlived their usefulness.
Ricky: You monster! I'm not your trained monkey. I won't do it. I won't be a part of this madness anymore. (Pericles tortures Ricky with by pressing the button on Cobra larvae) Aah! Aah! Aah! Yes, pro--master. Whatever you command. I will-- have... (The next scene depicts the gang is hearing Ricky's words, shocked) ...the Kriegstaffebots destroy them all. Not one person from Crystal Cove will be left alive.

Fred: (looks at the Mystery Machine spare wheel) Oh, my gosh, gang. What have I done?
Daphne: What you had to do. What you always do. Turn traps into a fighting chance to live.

Pericles: All my years of searching to find this door! I have done it! It will lead us to the treasure and more. Soon, very soon, the world as we know it will never be the same again. Niemals! (puts the Planispheric Disk in the gate, making it open)
Brad: Professor, won't the kids just follow us in?
Pericles: Yes, they will. Und I need them too. I need Scooby-Doo. If I'm to take control of the great power below, the dog must be destroyed at just the right moment. Come! My destiny awaits. Und holen sie mir die Schachtel! (To Kriegstaffebots)
(The old gang and Kriegstaffebots enter the cave)
(The gang keeps the artifacts including Heart of the Jaguar)
Fred: All right, gang, now let's see where this uber mystery really leads. Ready?
Daphne: Ready.
Shaggy: Like, ready.
Velma: Ready.
Scooby: Professor Pericles is gonna regret the day he ever messed with Scooby-Dooby-Doo.
(The gang enters the cave)

Through the Curtain edit

Evil Entity: (narrates) Soon... soon I will be free! The time of the Nibiru is nearly at hand. The planets are coming into alignment, working toward my release, as are you. Even though you know it not, I forged you. You are my proudest creation. So come now, children of Nibiru. Be strong and set your master free so that I may bathe this world in fire.

Brad: Judy, I have to say, this dark cave is doing wonders for your complexion.
Judy: Really? It's so nice of you to notice. Thank you, Brad.
Brad: You're welcome, Judy. In this light, I can barely see your multitude of wrinkles and your mouth full of decaying teeth.
Judy: (gasps) That's it, Bradley! (starts fighting Brad)
Pericles: Stop it! You two are behaving like children.
(Kriegstaffebot grabs Judy after kicking Brad)
Ricky: The cursed treasure is tearing us apart. I wish Cassidy were here to see you all go to pieces.
Pericles: Oh, Ricky, you always lacked the stomach for greatness. (to everyone) Forward! Marschieren!

Fred: (watching the old gang and Kriegstaffebots through binoculars) They're on the move.
(The gang is walking after the old gang)
Shaggy: Like, Scooby-Doo, old pal, this is it. (grabs the burger sandwich from the backpack)
Scooby: The last hamburger.
Shaggy: We've already eaten all of our snacks. I was saving this for an emergency.
Scooby: This is an emergency. That's the last hamburger. (Shaggy eats the burger sandwich in half and he eats the other half) Ahh. Looks like we're roughing it from here, Raggy.

(The old gang and Kriegstaffebots came to the giant gate)
Pericles: Beautiful (speaks in German)
Brad: I'm sorry to ask, Professor Pericles, but--
Judy: What are we waiting for?
Pericles: The kinder. I know they are out there following us. Give them a minute. They will soon understand their part in all this. But they must hurry. The planets are nearly in full alignment. The time of Nibiru is almost at hand.

(Shaggy and Scooby are watching the giant gate through binoculars)
Shaggy: Like, dig those crazy symbols on those Gigantico doors.
Scooby: (terrified) The dream world.
Shaggy: The what world?
Velma: The dream world. The keys. Everything we saw, it finally makes sense.
Daphne: Professor Karen did say that the dream world would show us what we needed to find.
Fred: And it showed each of us the keys.
Velma: And what they were for.
Daphne: The fourth key is the element of air.
Scooby: The third key is the element of Earth.
Fred: The second key is the element of water.
Velma: And the first key is the element of fire. Each one of the 4 keys opens a gate leading down. That first gate is covered with alchemy symbols for air.
Daphne: But if that's the first gate, why is it attached to the fourth key?
Fred: Because it's in reverse.
Shaggy: Of course it is. Like, why would any of this make sense?
Velma: It makes perfect sense, Shaggy. We're working outside in. (shows the 4 keys from the backpack) This is the fourth gate. The next one will be the third. And then the second. And then ultimately the first.
Daphne: And then... the Evil Entity.
(Shaggy and Scooby are shuddering)

Pericles: (watches the pocket clock) All right, you Mystery Incorporated. I know you're out there and you have the key.
(The gang hides behind the rock)
Ricky: Even if the Mystery Incorporated kids are out there, what makes you think you can make them do what you want?
Pericles: (chuckles) Because, my dear Ricky, everyone has their weakness. (speaks German)
(Kriegstaffebot grabs Marcie out of trunk as a hostage)
Velma: Marcie! No!
Pericles: Good kinder. Now, come cooperate and I will not harm the Hot Dog Water.
Fred: (looks at the fourth key) I'll do it. I'll go.
Daphne: No, we all go together. No splitting up. Never again.
(Fred smiles at Daphne)
(The gang walks near the first gate)
Fred: Mom, dad.
Brad and Judy: Son.
Pericles: Ahh, the fourth key. I know you had found them. Here, allow my Kriegstaffebots to open the gate. It is very dangerous.
(Kriegstaffebot tries to take the fourth key)
Fred: I don't need your help, Pericles.
Pericles: As you wish, Frederick.
Fred: (to the gang) If this gate is what I think it is, and I think it's a big fat trap, it might work in our favor. Hold on to something.

(Marcie grabs Pericles hardly)
Pericles: Ahh! What is the meaning of this? Put me down, you horrible girl.
Marcie: Not a chance, you nasty little monster. (to Kriegstaffebots) Move and the bird gets it.
(Marcie tightens Pericles in her arm)
Pericles: (to Kriegstaffebots) (speaks German) Back off! No one move!
Marcie: You guys go. Do what you have to do. I've been trapped in that box long enough to hear everything Professor Creepy Bird has in mind. Find that Entity and destroy it. I'll hold them off as long as I can. Go. Now!
Velma: No, Marcie. I won't. I can't.
Marcie: You have to. The world needs you. Don't worry about me, V. I'll see you when this is over. (The gang leaves Marcie, the old gang and Kriegstaffebots behind) One more move and I pluck this ugly little chicken. (takes Pericles's feathers)
Pericles: Ow! (to Kriegstaffebots) Nein! Nein! Stop!
Marcie: Heh.

Marcie: (walks back with Pericles in her arm) (last words) E, I guess I expected more from you.
Ricky: So did I, little girl. So did I.
Brad: (gives Judy his belt) It's all in your hands now, Judy.
(Judy uses Brad's belt as a whip to trip Marcie up, freeing Pericles)
Marcie: Ow. (groans)
Brad: Silly child. We were springing impromptu traps before you were born.
Judy: That's right, Brad.
Brad: Thank you, Judy.
(Kriegstaffebots prepare to shoot Marcie with her last shocked look)
(In the Air Dimension the Kriegstaffebots' guns sounded)
Scooby: (hears the sound of guns) (whimpers)
Velma: (sadly) Come on, Scooby. We have to keep going.

Ricky: You make me sick, Pericles. I wish I had never saved you all those years ago.
Pericles: Hmm. Do I care? No.
Ricky: Maybe you should care.
Pericles: (shows the remote control) Perhaps you should care more about the poisonous cobra that I've implanted in your spine. Now, let's move.

(The gang walks to the second gate)
Shaggy: Like, the second gate.
Fred: (looks at the balance rock) Hmm... Somebody hand me the mortar bowl.
Shaggy: Like, Fred is really in his element here, huh?
Daphne: Pun intended.
(Shaggy gives Scooby the mortar bowl, then Scooby gives it to Fred)
Fred: Earth.

(The gang walks to the third gate amid a wall of water)
Daphne: The third gate.
Velma: And the second key. Water.
Fred: (grabs the conquistador's helmet) Looks like there's only one place to fill it up.

Shaggy: Like, dudes, where are we?
Daphne: And for that matter, where the heck have we been for the last two keys?
Velma: We're traveling through different dimensions. An intriguing feature of string theory and advanced physics is that it predicts extra dimensions. In classical string theory, the number of dimensions is not fixed by any consistency criterion.
Shaggy: What is she talking about?
Scooby: You're asking me?
Velma: The Planispheric Disk not only maps 3-dimensional space, but the fourth dimension of time and beyond. Worlds between worlds.
Shaggy: Like, dude, that's all well and good...
Scooby: Even if we don't understand a word of it.
Shaggy: But, like, how are we gonna find the last gate?
Scooby: Yeah. All I see is water. Endless water!
Velma: Jinkies. Shaggy and Scooby are right.
Daphne: We're trapped in the middle of nowhere WITH NO WAY OUT!

Pericles: Looks like the kinder are having fun, and they're all still alive.
Judy: That's our Fred.
Brad: A chip off the old block.
Judy: Blockhead, more like.
Brad: Thank you, Judy. (annoyed) Hey!
Ricky: You're insane. ALL of you. None of us are going to make it out of this alive. NONE OF US! (laughs) And I'm glad.

Shaggy: I can't take it! I can't take it!
Scooby: It's okay, Raggy.
Shaggy: No, Scoob, it is not okay! We're totally lost at sea. No, wait. Correction! Lost on an interdimensional sea, alone and adrift between universes. Dudes, life is completely turned upside down.
Velma: Upside down. Shaggy Rogers, you're a genius.
Shaggy:, huh?
Velma: It's not up, it's down. The gate is down.
Fred: Oh. (puts his head in the water and realizes that the next gate is below, then emerges) Hey, look.
(Daphne, Scooby, Shaggy and Daphne put their heads in the water then emerge)
Daphne: Jeepers. You think the fourth gate is down there?
Fred: Only one way to find out. Come on, gang. (jumps into the water)

(The gang walks to the fourth gate)
Daphne: The last gate.
Fred: This is it. We made it, gang.
Velma: I don't like what's waiting for us beyond that door.
Scooby: Evil.
Shaggy: Pure evil. That we must destroy with the Heart of the Jaguar.
Scooby: Let's get this done.
Velma: Wait. If things prove to be bigger than us, I just want to tell you guys--
Daphne: No. Nothing is bigger than us. It's the 5 of us. We can do this together.
(The gang join hands)
Shaggy: Here, let me do the honors.
(Fred gives Shaggy the old flintlock pistol)
(Shaggy nervously shoots the flintlock at the gate, the bullet ricochets around the place)
Fred: I don't get it. The key didn't work.
Daphne: That's because the flintlock itself isn't the key. (puts the flintlock near the gate, the flint shines) Look, it's the flint.
Fred: Daphne, you figured it out, you do the honors.
(Daphne slots the flint into an opening on the lock and the fourth gate opens)
Shaggy: Whoa. This place is like mega creepy and scary. Is it too late to turn back?
Scooby: Yes. Way too late.

(The gang finally walks to the cursed treasure discovered)
Scooby: (grabs the Heart of the Jaguar) Hmm? What do I do now?
Evil Entity: (locked in a crystal sarcophagus) Open the sarcophagus.
Shaggy: It--it spoke.
Evil Entity: Turn the lock. Set me free.
Fred: We aren't here to free you.
Velma: We're here to destroy you.
Evil Entity: Destroy me? Never. You have no choice. This is your destiny. Everything you have done, you have done for me. I brought you together as I brought all those together before you. I made you into friends. Forced you into a group. I am the author of your every hope and dream. All to this purpose: you set me free.
Shaggy: Like, is this--this evil telling the truth? Like our whole life, our friendship has been a lie?
Fred: Maybe everything we think we know, none of it is real.
Daphne: No. I--I refuse to believe it. (takes Fred's hand) My love for Fred is real. I know it. And I love you all. You're my best friends.
Velma: Daphne's right. Every word this thing spits out is a lie. (to Scooby) Destroy it.
Scooby: This ends now. We'll never set you free.
Pericles: (shows up) That's too bad... (The old gang arrives with Kriegstaffebots) ...because I will.
(Scooby prepares to destroy the sarcophagus with the Heart of the Jaguar, but Pericles snatches it with his paws)
(Kriegstaffebots hold the gang and Pericles opens the sarcophagus)
Evil Entity: The time of Nibiru has come. (comes out of the sarcophagus and laughs)

Come Undone edit

Nova: (narrates) A beginning is a very delicate time, much more so an ending. Know that this is the year 10,191. We, the Annunaki, travel between layers of the many universes. We came to help you grow, evolve. But not all of us are good. Some are evil wanting to feed on your energies. This most evil of all is imprisoned in a crystal sarcophagus between worlds so he can cause no harm. This evil desires to devour worlds. He manipulated groups of humans to set him free: The Mayan Hunters of Secrets and their jaguar, Spot, The Fraternitas Mysterium and their donkey, Gordo, The Alianzo Mysterio and their skunk, El Fuchy, The Mystery Gang with their bull Tiny, The Benevolent Lodge of Mystery and their orangutan, Mr. Peaches, They Mystery Fellowship and their cat, Whiskers, Mystery Incorporated and their parrot, Professor Pericles, and the current Mystery Incorporated and their special companion, Scooby-Doo. The time of Nibiru has come. The moment the planets align, the evil one's strength will be the greatest Free in your world, he will grow more powerful every second. He will destroy your city, your planet, your universe. Only one stands in his way: Scoobert Scooby-Doo. (Evil Entity laughs)

Evil Entity: (laughs) Free! Free! I have been trapped too long. (laughs) (grabs Scooby-Doo)
Fred: Hey! What are you doing to Scoob? Hey!
Scooby: Shaggy, help! (Fred and Shaggy tried to save Scooby but the Evil Entity hit them away from him)
Evil Entity: Do not fight. The dog must die and be reborn as a vessel to my darkness. You should give me form. I shall walk this world a giant.
Scooby: Never! (breaks free)
Pericles: Nein! Nein! Forget the dog! Consume me. Give me the power!
Evil Entity: So be it.
(The Evil Entity seizes Pericles and pours its essence into his body, causing him to grow into a dark green giant)
Pericles: (laughs) After all these years I am unstoppable! (laughs again)
Shaggy: Dude! Somehow that parrot just keeps on getting creepier!
Pericles: (last words) Und I shall finally be rid of the Mystery Incorporated kinder! (The Evil Entity proceeds to subdue his consciousness) Aah! Something's wrong! What--WHAT'S HAPPENING TO ME?! AAAAAAHHHH!!
(The Evil Entity kills Pericles, mutating the parrot's body into a massive squid-like monster with horns and laughs)
Ricky: Professor Pericles?
Evil Entity: The bird is gone. I am flesh now! Flesh!
Judy: (last words) Oh, mighty one!
Brad: (last words) We are ready to serve.
Evil Entity: Good, for I hunger. (consumes Brad and Judy alive to increase its own strength, the gang is totally shocked) I am your master now. (The Kriegstaffebots answers in German language) Bring the humans closer so that I may feast upon them and grow powerful enough to break my bonds. (The Kriegstaffebots aim at the gang)
Daphne: I think now would be a very good time to--
Fred: Run!
(The gang and Ricky flee but Shaggy stops)
Shaggy: Like, Scooby-Doo! Where are you?! (starts running)
Evil Entity: (laughs)
(Scooby-Doo attempts to destroy the Evil Entity with the Heart of the Jaguar, it breaks)
Scooby: Uh-oh!
Evil Entity: (laughs again, almost grabbed Scooby-Doo while he's running away from him) You cannot escape! You are powerless against me!

Evil Entity: You underestimate my strength. I should consume you and grow in power!
(The gang looks at each other, the Kriegstaffebot aims at them, Ricky decapitates it with a sword)
Daphne: Way to go, Mr. E.
Ricky: Run, kids! Get out of here now!
(The Evil Entity grabs Ricky)
Velma: Hang on, E! We'll save you!
Ricky: (last words) It's too late for me, Velma.
Velma: No!
Ricky: Save yourself!
(The Evil Entity consumes Ricky alive)
Evil Entity: Now it is your turn! (tries to grab the gang but its tentacles are blocked by a shield of blue energy that appears around them)
Shaggy: Like, what was up with that?
Evil Entity: I need more. I shall feast upon all of Crystal Cove!

Evil Entity: (laughs) This world shall be mine. Then I shall devour galaxies. (laughs again) (opens the Crystal Sarcophagus and releases an army of evil Annunaki minions) Come to me, my minions. Come to me through this portal. Gather all from this place so that I may feed and grow strong!

Daphne: We have to do something!
Shaggy: Yeah, but like, what?
Velma: What about the spear, the Heart of the Jaguar?
Scooby: It's broken. It's just a stick.

Evil Entity: I bring oblivion to this world! (laughs)
Scooby: It's the end.

(Scooby-Doo receives a vision from Nova's Annunaki)
Scooby: Nova. What do I do? The Heart of the Jaguar is broken.
Nova: The spear was never the Heart of the Jaguar. The Heart of the Jaguar is something else, Scooby-Doo. At the right moment when the heart is clear, you will know what to do.
Scooby: Seriously, just tell me what to do?
Nova: You will know. You will see. You will feel. (disappears)

(Evil Annunaki minions bring the gang to the Evil Entity)
Evil Entity: My power approaches the infinite. Then I will absorb you and your friends. I will be UNSTOPPABLE! (tries to consume them once again, only to be thwarted by the same barrier)
(Scooby recalls Nova's words)
Nova: You will know. You will see. You will feel.
Scooby: Wait, that's it.

Scooby: The Heart is us. It's always been us.
Velma: Jinkies! Scooby's right. It can't devour us now and it couldn't touch us earlier, remember?
Daphne: Not when we stood together.
Fred: The 5 of us.
Velma: Our friendship.
Daphne: Our love for one another.
Shaggy: Like, that's the true Heart of the Jaguar.
Scooby: And that is something that monster can never take away. Something it can never defeat. It's now or never. Let's do this.

Velma: Wait. Think it through. The Entity is still drawing power from the crystal sarcophagus.
Daphne: It's some kind of portal between dimensions.
Fred: That means if we shatter it, then we cut that thing's lifeline.
Evil Entity: (still consuming people) They must be stopped! Bring me them!
Fred: Gang, as a team. Go!

(The gang takes the remains of the Heart of the Jaguar spear and races towards the sarcophagus while Annunaki minions try to stop them)
Fred: Daph! (gives the stick to Daphne)
Daphne: Velma! Catch! (gives the stick to Velma)
Velma: Shaggy! (gives the stick to Shaggy)
Shaggy: Finish him, Scooby-Doo!
(Shaggy throws the stick in the air, Scooby-Doo launches it with a final kick into the crystal sarcophagus)
Evil Entity: (gasps) (The crystal sarcophagus is broken, opens up a vortex) (last words) NOOOOOO!!! (The vortex begins to suck everything into it, except for the gang) No! It cannot be! IT SHALL NOT BE! WHY! WHY! WHYYYYYYYYYYY!!!
(The vortex causes a galaxy implosion and a bright light)

(The gang watches the town normal and untouched)
Shaggy: Like, whoa! Dudes!
Velma: The town looks untouched. We--we did it! (The gang cheers) We saved Crystal Cove!
Fred: We destroyed the monster!
Daphne: Let's celebrate!
Scooby: Yeah, celebrate.

Sheriff Stone: (arrives with Mayor Nettles and four children) Hey, you kids. Nice to see you out and about on such a lovely day.
Velma: Sheriff Stone?
Shaggy: Like, dudes, where did that pint-sized posse come from?
Sheriff Stone: Mayor wife and I are taking the kids down to the beach.
Daphne: Mayor wife? Kids?
Mayor Nettles: You seem awfully forgetful, Daphne. I hope you remember you promised to baby-sit tomorrow night.
Sheriff Stone: Now, Eastwood, Norris and little Billy Jack need to be asleep by 8:00. Linda Carter here can stay up as long as she likes on account of her being more adorable than her brothers.
Mayor Nettles: Oh, we better run. See you tomorrow. (leaves with Sheriff Stone and four children)
Velma: OK, that was odd.
Fred: Gang, look at the sign.
(The sign says "Crystal Cove - The Sunniest Place on Earth")
Daphne: Didn't it always used to say "The Most Hauntedest Place on Earth"?
Shaggy: And like, check out that sign.
Fred: (reads the Darrow Mansion's sign) "Visit historic Darrow Mansion"?
Velma: Darrow Mansion sank underground.
Daphne: And Danny Darrow was some kind of horrible old troll, remember? I mean, wasn't he?
Scooby: (scared) Duh! What's going on?! (jumps into Shaggy's arms)
Velma: Scooby, I think that's exactly what we need to find out.

Fred: Mom, dad, be honest. Are you sure you two have never touched a trap in your entire lives?
Brad: Traps? Fred, you know we're both...
Judy: Obstetricians. We bring babies into the world.
Brad: Happy babies, Judy.
Judy: Thank you, Brad, happy babies.
Daphne: But that still doesn't explain why you're here, mom and dad.
Barty: Oh, it's simple, dear.
Nan: We're planning your wedding.
Fred and Daphne: Our wedding?
Nan: Why, princess, you're almost 18. High time you tied the knot.
Barty: I only wish we could find more perfect specimens of manhood like Fred for your underachieving sisters.
Daphne: Huh?

Paula: Don't be silly, Norville, we're so proud. Our son, President of the Chefs Club, winner of the ultimate teen chef award and you've won the national junior epicurean of the year award 3 times in a row.
Shaggy: But, I--I'm like a slacker.
Colton: I don't buy that story for a second.
Scooby: Shaggy, look.
(Shaggy and Scooby watch the TV about Creationex Corp.)
Ricky: Here at Creationex, we've been blessed with inventing clean, sustainable fusion-based energy.
Cassidy: Now, my beautiful husband and I want to pass that blessing on to you by radically reducing our prices. (Ricky and Cassidy kiss)
Pericles: Creationex makes life better for everyone!
Shaggy and Scooby: Huh?

Velma: Please, Marcie, please. Tell me what's going on?
Marcie: V, this is no time for fooling around. We're preparing for this year's Tri-state Olympiad of Science, which we have always won.
Velma: Schrodinger's cat!
Marcie: Huh? Our event is about mineral erosion. What's the many worlds interpretation of quantum physics have to do with it?
Velma: Everything! I gotta tell the gang. (leaves)
Marcie: That's my girl.

Ethan: Fred! Bro! You are the coolest.
Gary: Cooler than cool, the king of cool, the lord king of goal keepers.
Ethan: Those crazy talented hands of yours blocked every shot last night. Thanks for winning us the championship. You rock!
Gary: Yeah! And thanks for letting us borrow your van. You double rock! (he and Ethan leave)
Fred: (looks at the white van) This--this is my van?
Fred Jones Sr.: Galloping goalies, Fred, of course it's your van. Now, will you kindly get it off my field?
Fred: Mayor dad?
Fred Jones Sr.: You've called me a lot of things over the years, Mr. Jones, coach Jones, principal Jones, but definitely not mayor and never dad. I gotta say I like it. You know, since I never had kids of my own, I've always thought of the students here at my high school as all my kids, but you, Fred, you were always special. I've always been extra proud of you. By the way, my colleague at Miskatonic University sent this for you and your friends. (gives the disc to Fred)

Velma: With no actuality of wave function collapse, alternative histories and futures are real. I know why everything's different. We destroyed the Entity and by destroying it, it was as if it never existed. So, everything it touched: All the evil, all of the curse, all of the losers in rubber masks and the dumb monster attractions, none of it ever happened. By destroying the Evil Entity, we created an entirely different timeline.
Daphne: Our neighbors, our families, they've never been negatively influenced by the Evil Entity.
Shaggy: It's come undone, all of it. Our actions created a better world where we all have normal and productive lives.
Daphne: Lives that really aren't ours.
Fred: Worse than that, gang, we've created a world without mysteries.
Velma: What kind of a world doesn't have mysteries?
Fred: A world where we don't belong.
(The gang feels sorry)
Daphne: What do we do now?
Fred: Well, I just got this disc from Miskatonic University. Might as well see what it is.

(Velma puts the disc into the laptop)
(Video starts)
Harlan Ellison: Harlan Ellison here. You can call me Mr. E. I know who you kids are and I know that you created an alternate timeline by destroying that Evil Entity. How do I know this? How you ask in your purblind ignorance? It's obvious as antlers on a Chihuahua. I'm a genius! All my years of writing speculative fiction has hyper tuned my psychic mnemonic connection with alternate dimensions. That's why I am able to remember every timeline ever created. And believe me, this has happened before, but you kids have slipped the time stream with me. Very rare. You're very strange. That's why I sent you this message. I've taken up residence as professor of sub-nuclear sciences at Miskatonic University. (shows the university from the window) I want you in my class next semester. I've already got you all admitted, even that weird dog. There's a lot of meddling to do and a lot of mysteries out there that need solving. Don't miss it.
(Video ends)
(The gang is surprised)
Fred: Hold the phone!
Daphne: Jeepers!
Velma: Jinkies!
Shaggy: Zoinks!
Velma: Miskatonic University? Amazing!
Daphne: But it's all the way on the other side of the country.

Daphne: How are we going to get there?
Fred: We'll drive, starting right now. And we'll stop and solve every mystery we find along the way.
Scooby: Ooh! A mystery solving road trip! Oh, boy, oh, boy, oh, boy!
Shaggy: Like, can we also stop and eat at every burger place and pizza joint we find along the way, too?
Fred: Absolutely. But first, we need to do something about this van.
(The gang starts painting the van)

(Last lines)
Nova: (still possessed by the Anunnaki) Thank you, Scooby-Doo. You are the bravest dog that ever lived.
Scooby: Scooby-Dooby-Doo!
(The gang drives off into the sunset)

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