Super Mario Bros. (film)
1993 film directed by Rocky Morton and Annabel Jankel
Super Mario Bros. is a 1993 live-action film loosely based on the popular video game series of the same name. The film stars Bob Hoskins as Mario and John Leguizamo as Luigi.
DialogueEdit
- Luigi: [as he drives the van] You know, I read that sea turtles travel thousands of miles on instinct.
- Mario: Not in New York traffic, they don't.
- Sergeant: Name.
- Mario: Mario.
- Sergeant: Last name.
- Mario: Mario.
- Sergeant: [to Luigi] Okay. What's your name?
- Luigi: Luigi.
- Sergeant: Luigi Luigi?
- Luigi: No. Luigi Mario.
- Sergeant: Okay, look, how many Marios are there between the two of you?
- Luigi: There's 3. There's Mario Mario and Luigi Mario.
- Sergeant: Mike! Mike! Help these Marios around the side.
- Toad: [sings] Oh, oh, oh.
- I'm sittin' here in a cramped detention,
- with brothers from another dimension.
- Thinkin' 'bout my... [stops] Say, what's another word that rhymes with "Dimension"?
- Mario: Yeah, tension, and I'm full of it, so shut up.
- [in the squad car, a wanted poster of the Mario Bros. flashes on a TV screen naming them Alien Plumbers]
- Luigi: Aliens? We gotta deal with aliens too?
- Mario: Luigi, we're the aliens!
- Luigi: We are? Wow, cool!
- Sergeant: Nobody touches President Koopa!
- Luigi: [rubs his eyes in pain] You're Koopa?! But you said you were one evil...
- Koopa: ...one evil, egg sucking son of a snake. Did I lie?
- Koopa: Now, where's the rock?
- [Iggy and Spike look at each other, then at Koopa]
- Iggy and Spike: Rock, sir?
- Koopa: The meteorite piece that she wears around her neck, and I told you not to forget it!
- Spike: That rock!
- Iggy: I told you not to forget it!
- Koopa: And I told you to remind him! Without that piece, the meteorite lays dormant. I'll not be able to merge the dimensions! Where is it?!
- Iggy and Spike: [nervously] The plumbers took it.
- Koopa: [whispers] Plumbers? [to Lena] Plumber alert!
- [the Marios try to escape in a police car]
- Mario: Where's the starter on this thing?
- Luigi: I got a feeling about this, Mario-roni.
- [types the codes to the strange controls to start the car]
- Mario: I didn't know you could do that.
- Luigi: Comes from sittin' on my butt all day playing video games. That's what.
- Sergeant: Mario Brothers!
- Mario: [in his cell with Luigi] Yeah! That's us! You better get a lawyer or get us outta this chicken coop!
- Sergeant: You got one.
- [the Marios capture Iggy and Spike and tie them near lizards]
- Mario: If you two don't start talkin', we gonna leave you to these guys for lunch.
- Luigi: Now, where's Daisy?
- Spike: No, no, no, no. Where's the rock, scallywag?
- Luigi: Where's Daisy, butt breath?!
- Iggy: Where's the rock, over-weaning rogue?!
- Luigi: Not 'til you give us Daisy, biscuit head!
- Spike: Where is the rock?!
- Mario: SHUT UP!!
TaglinesEdit
- This ain't no game!
- Can two plumbers save the world from going down the drain?
