The Simpsons/Season 34
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The Simpsons (1989–present) is an American animated sitcom broadcast by the Fox Broadcasting Company created by Matt Groening. The series is a satirical depiction of American life, epitomized by the Simpson family.
Habeas Tortoise edit
- Helen Lovejoy: I've noticed lately that people have been putting up quite a few little DIY free libraries all over town.
- Homer [to Marge] What's DIY stands for?
- Lisa: Do it yourself.
- Homer: I'm trying to, but I can't.
One Angry Lisa edit
- Homer: Mmm...jelly legs.
Lisa the Boy Scout edit
- [Homer is mowing the lawn when Flanders opens his window]
- Ned: I wouldn't mean to be unneighborly but would you know what happened to my old nostril skirt?
- Homer: Mustache, you say? Hmm, let me think? Stroking this goatee I've always had... stroking stroking.
- Ned: That's it!
- [he throws a necklace with a cross on it out the window, angrily]
- Ned: Boys, we're Jewish now.
- Rodd: L'chaim!
- Todd: To life!
The King of Nice edit
Not It edit
- Krusty: I blame cancel culture.
- Mrs. Gumble: [to Barney] Have fun playing in the gutter!
- Barney Gumble: It's floating. It's still floating! This is fun to me. I love you, paper boat!
- Krusto: I'm Krusto, the dino clown in the whole wide world.
- Barney: Uh, people who have to tell you they're funny usually aren't can I get my boat back, sewer dino clown?.
Treehouse of Horror XXXIII edit
From Beer to Paternity edit
Step Brother from the Same Planet edit
- Lisa: I'll sleep when I'm nine.
When Nelson Met Lisa edit
- Nelson: Remember that principal we arrested for matricide?
- Lisa: [gasps] Skinner killed his mother?
- Nelson: No, mattress-cide. He ripped the tag off his mattress.
- Ralph: The church is eating me.
Game Done Changed edit
Top Goon edit
- Nelson: From up here the wads look like ants.
- Moe: Hey, you wanna drop pickled eggs on 'em?
- Nelson: Sure! [Moe hands Nelson a jar of pickled eggs to drop on people]
- Moe: Yeah, Duff lets me use their blimp 'cause I buy up all the booze that the employees drown in.
- Nelson: Pretty sweet for a couple of scuzzes.
- Moe: Yeah, it's a big world down there, kid. And when its back is turned, you can steal anything you want from it. [Looks down as Nelson continues to drop the eggs] Ooh, that egg just hit a cop's horse. Floor it, Jimmy! Floor it!
- [Jimmy revs the blimp and hightails it away from danger]
My Life as a Vlog edit
The Many Saints of Springfield edit
- Rod, Todd: I found a pregnancy test. Yay!
Carl Carlson Rides Again edit
- Carl: Don't talk about Moe's. Don't talk about Moe's.
Bartless edit
- [At home, Bart is scolded by Homer and Marge for defacing library books]
- Marge: Thanks to your little prank, 25 library books were ruined. Haven't we told you that books are precious?
- Homer: I'm afraid to count how many times I've said that.
- Bart: No, you weren't even there. I was just trying to make it fun for the kid. You never take my side.
- Homer: Side? Get a load of this kid with a side. [Scolding Bart] How dare you defend yourself? You are the destroyer!
