The Simpsons/Season 31
season of television series
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The Winter of Our Monetized ContentEdit
- Homer Simpson: They say Muhammad Ali was the greatest of all time, but he never fought Cassius Clay.
- Homer Simpson: Oh my God, a hipster! Marge, get him a microbrew, quick!
Go Big or Go HomerEdit
- Marge: [sniff, sniff] Are you wearing my perfume?
- Homer: I like it on you, you like it on me.
- Mike: I can't believe it! I'm 35 and I'm at the foot of the world's greatest bababoo!
- Mike: Hey, Lenny, you duck-faced psycho!
- Carl: I'm Carl!
The Fat Blue LineEdit
Treehouse of Horror XXXEdit
- Marge: Len, Stop.
Gorillas on the MastEdit
Marge the LumberjillEdit
Livin' la Pura VidaEdit
Thanksgiving of HorrorEdit
Todd, Todd, Why Hast Thou Forsaken Me?Edit
- Ned: Ralph, what would you say?
- Ralph: I would say, Baby Jesus, thank you for dying for our shins.
Bobby: It's Cold OutsideEdit
Hail to the TeethEdit
- Brandine: That's your brother. He prefers the pronoun "they", on account of the twin he absorbed in my belly.
The Miseducation of Lisa SimpsonEdit
- Bart: Skins? That's how boys play dress-up.
FrinkcoinEdit
- Mr. Burns: "I'm the richest man in a town of 32,000 people."
