The Simpsons/Season 32
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The Simpsons (1989–present) is an American animated sitcom broadcast by the Fox Broadcasting Company created by Matt Groening. The series is a satirical depiction of American life, epitomized by the Simpson family.
- Mr. Burns: Aw, somebody drew a cucumber crying, that's nice.
- Mr. Burns: Oh, why can't I be loved AND feared, like God?
- Homer: Why? Because you're the boss, we're the workers. It goes back to caveman days. Ten guys killed the mammoth while the boss yelled at them. Then the boss got all the meat and they got all the toenails. Because that's the way life works. Next came the Renaissance, and the invention of the time clock, which meant the boss no longer had to waste time checking on his employees and could become Pope and marry his sister. With recent times came unions and workers' rights. Which were then taken away in even more recent times.
- Lenny: Wrap it up, Homer. That catwalk is starting to buckle.
- Homer: My point is, no matter what, Mr. Burns, the boss sucks, so why shouldn't you?
- Marge: Oh, I think you'd better stay home from school, sweetie.
- Lisa: I'm not at school?
- Marge: No, honey. And you should stay home.
- Lisa: Yes, Miss Hover.
- Bart: Oh, thanks, Mom. "Just keep away from scrotum." Uh, Grampa, where's your scrotum?
- Grampa: Mm, I think it's in my other pants.
- Krusty Doll: His accessories will go to his widow.
- [A symbol-banging monkey bangs their symbols together]
- Krusty Doll: His widow was a monkey? Eh, love is love.
- Sherri: Nice party, Lisa. Didn't realize the theme was being a loser.
- Lisa: My party is not full of losers.
- Ralph: I can burp magic!
- Sherri and Terri: Are we that predictable?
- Groundskeeper Willie: Lily gets why we're here. Life is supposed to be fun. I loved her. We all loved her. The way gophers love that sweet, sweet poison. Every man wanted her for the greatest reason there is. Lily could make life fun.
- Kent: Now to go back to my loving family.
- [Kent's children shows them on tech]
- Dewey Largo: The best sound of all, silence.
- Lisa (to Miss Hoover): I come here every day eager to learn and you just put me down and complain about your job. In the end, what are you? You're just somebody who works off a formula that leaves no room for passion, individual effort, or the process of learning itself.
- Miss Hoover: Mm.
- Lisa: In other words, you're an uninspiring hack.
- Miss Hoover: Apologize immediately.
- Lisa: No. I told the truth.
- Miss Hoover: The truth has no place in this classroom. Lisa, go to detention. (echoing): Detention. Detention. Detention.
- (The class hamster does a spit-take upon hearing this)https://en.m.wikiquote.org/wiki/Special:Contributions/2600:1700:C361:A40:39F7:CD1C:F13D:BB3F
- Bart: Okay, there's nowhere else to sleep. I have no choice. [ends up entering Lisa's bedroom with Maggie, Lisa, and the dolls] Ay, caramba! Okay, ladies, let's get this over with. [as he sees so many dolls on the floor, he becomes very frightened. Then he leaps on her bed] No more girly stuff, lights out.
- Lisa: As you wish, Prince pajama foot.
- Skinner: Assembly item number two: Don't take drugs!
- Lisa: I don't!
- Skinner: Our most successful assembly ever.
- Todd: Order! Order!
- Ned: Now, we can't leave Springfield unless it's unanimous. Todd?
- Todd: I vote "yes." I can finally get away from that ladybug that scares me.
- Rod: I am tired of Mr. Simpson peeing in our bird bath.
- Ned: Well, that's one, two, three, and…
- Edna: I have to stay here in Springfield, because boys like Bart Simpson need me. Sweet, misunderstood boys, who just need someone to recognise the basic goodness that's trapped inside them and is desperately trying to get out.
- Homer: Hey, what's the haps, pop-diggity?
- Grampa: D'oh! What's wrong with you? Can't you talk like a normal 55-year-old man?https://en.m.wikiquote.org/wiki/Special:Contributions/2600:1700:C361:A40:39F7:CD1C:F13D:BB3F
- Marge: With all these commercials, I'm afraid your father's going to need bigger pants. Alexa, do you have any X-X-X-X- X-X-X-XL in stock?
- Homer: Lisa, I'm sorry to put it on you, but every generation has its to-do list. Yours is putting Miami on stilts, inventing new bees, and learning to peacefully live with fire tornadoes.
- Homer: Yeah, Cool?
- Marge: What?
- Dr. Hibbert: Homer, the results of your physical are very concerning. You're 80 pounds overweight.
- Homer: I wore my socks on the scale.
- Dr. Hibbert: And your cholesterol is sky high.
- Homer: Go big or go home.
- Dr. Hibbert: Oh, and your testosterone is just a little bit low.
- Homer: [Gasps] Testosterone? That's what fuels my punching and yelling. And my undeserved confidence. Now I'll never be a quarterback slash international super spy.
- Dr. Hibbert: Don't worry. Lot T is very common amongst men your age. It can be treated with a prescription drug called Vicodude.
- Homer: Pill me up!
- Nelson: Haw-haw! This taco had a mom.
Homer: ## [ Singing ] when my feelings it's sad my back ## [ Humming ] Marge: hello Homer Simpson what are you up to Homer: when my feelings. [ Singing ] If there is something we can be here because you're here today I'm feeling so happy.
(SINGING) Hmm. Let's see. Oh. There it is. HOMER: Woo-hoo Grampa. (LAUGHS) (HUMMING) Hi Grampa. What are you doing Playing I love them all good let's see I see elephants and toys and lots of more (CHUCKLES) Wow. I thought that's a cool nice place. (GIGGLES) (WHISTLING) (GASPS) oh. Wow that's a good one (BOTH LAUGHING)
(SINGING) the Simpsons (HOMER HUMMING) BART: hi Homer. What are you doing Well I think that's worth with try (LAUGHS) You want to hear it Surehttps://en.m.wikiquote.org/wiki/Special:Contributions/2600:1700:C361:A40:39F7:CD1C:F13D:BB3F I come to my place I come to my place let's go to get I come to my place I come to my place let's go find the way BOTH: Yeahhttps://en.m.wikiquote.org/wiki/Special:Contributions/2600:1700:C361:A40:39F7:CD1C:F13D:BB3F That was a good song Homer. Thanks. I worked really hard can't wait to sing I'm barfighter (CHUCKLES) (HUMMING) hi There bart Bart: hi I'm so excited for barfighter BOTH: let's fight (CHEERING) Woo-hoo. Homer: I'm so happy barfighter Thanks. You're welcome (WHOOPS) Three cheers for Bart Simpson ALL: hip hip hooray hip hip hooray hip hip hooray BART: wow that's a good barfighter
