The Simpsons/Season 30
season of television series
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Bart's Not DeadEdit
- Dolph: Hey, Martin Princess. If you like that cello so much, why don't you marry it?
- Chalmers: No heckling!
- Skinner: Way to crush him, sir.
- Kearney: Hey, Skinner! If you like Chalmers so much, why don't you marry him?
- Skinner: Well, as the superintendent, he's married to all the principals.
- Chalmers: Thank you. You've made the anniversary of my wife's death even more depressing.
- Milhouse: She loves me, she loves me not. Oh, why do I always use flowers with two pedals?
- Ralph: I'm turning my back on you. [does a 360] Hi, Bart!
Heartbreak HotelEdit
My Way or the Highway to HeavenEdit
- Genevieve Bouvier: 'My husband is a collaborator!'
- US Paratrooper: 'Well I've got a screenplay I've been looking for someone to help me write.'
- Genevieve Bouvier: 'Not zat kind.'
- US Paratrooper: 'If I just get something on the page, that's progress.'
Treehouse of Horror XXIXEdit
- Sea Captain: Fools! This whole contest was a ruse! [Homer then yelps after being grabbed by two Fogburyport citizens] You are here to be sacrifice to an evil god from the ocean depths.
- Homer: SpongeBob?
- Sea Captain: No! To the eternal lord of horror, Cthulhu!
- Sea Captain: An eating contest against the monstrous Cthulhu? To him, the Great Barrier Reef is just an average barrier reef.
- Lisa: Well, my dad didn't eat breakfast.
- Cthulhu: Uh-oh.
Baby You Can't Drive My CarEdit
From Russia Without LoveEdit
- Moe: I'm putting on pants for this!
Werking MomEdit
Krusty the ClownEdit
- Principal Skinner: I come bearing the thing you journalists hate most. News.
Daddicus FinchEdit
- Kent Brockman: This is Kent Brockman. I'm here with three local blue-collar men who voted for Trump. How do you feel now?
- Blue-Collar Man: Please stop interviewing us.
- Kent Brockman: Never!
'Tis the 30th SeasonEdit
Mad About the ToyEdit
The Girl on the BusEdit
- Ralph: I have five face holes!
I'm Dancing as Fat as I CanEdit
- Ned: Diddly? They can't say that on TV.
The Clown Stays in the PictureEdit
101 MitigationsEdit
I Want You (She's So Heavy)Edit
- Ralph: [inside the lobster tank] I'm expensive!
E My SportsEdit
Bart vs. Itchy & ScratchyEdit
Girl's in the BandEdit
I'm Just a Girl Who Can't Say D'ohEdit
D'oh CanadaEdit
- Homer: While the children are bouncing around why we don't do a little bouncing too.
- Marge: That it's even more romantic than what you said at quarter backs.
