The Simpsons/Season 30

season of television series

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The Simpsons (1989–present) is an American animated sitcom broadcast by the Fox Broadcasting Company created by Matt Groening. The series is a satirical depiction of American life, epitomized by the Simpson family.

Bart's Not Dead edit

Dolph: Hey, Martin Princess. If you like that cello so much, why don't you marry it?
Chalmers: No heckling!
Skinner: Way to crush him, sir.
Kearney: Hey, Skinner! If you like Chalmers so much, why don't you marry him?
Skinner: Well, as the superintendent, he's married to all the principals.
Chalmers: Thank you. You've made the anniversary of my wife's death even more depressing.

Milhouse: She loves me, she loves me not. Oh, why do I always use flowers with two pedals?

Ralph: I'm turning my back on you. [does a 360] Hi, Bart!

Heartbreak Hotel edit

My Way or the Highway to Heaven edit

Genevieve Bouvier: 'My husband is a collaborator!'
US Paratrooper: 'Well I've got a screenplay I've been looking for someone to help me write.'
Genevieve Bouvier: 'Not zat kind.'
US Paratrooper: 'If I just get something on the page, that's progress.'

Treehouse of Horror XXIX edit

Sea Captain: Fools! This whole contest was a ruse! [Homer then yelps after being grabbed by two Fogburyport citizens] You are here to be sacrifice to an evil god from the ocean depths.
Homer: SpongeBob?
Sea Captain: No! To the eternal lord of horror, Cthulhu!

Sea Captain: An eating contest against the monstrous Cthulhu? To him, the Great Barrier Reef is just an average barrier reef.
Lisa: Well, my dad didn't eat breakfast.
Cthulhu: Uh-oh.

Baby You Can't Drive My Car edit

From Russia Without Love edit

Moe: I'm putting on pants for this!

Werking Mom edit

Krusty the Clown edit

Principal Skinner: I come bearing the thing you journalists hate most. News.

Daddicus Finch edit

Kent Brockman: This is Kent Brockman. I'm here with three local blue-collar men who voted for Trump. How do you feel now?
Blue-Collar Man: Please stop interviewing us.
Kent Brockman: Never!

'Tis the 30th Season edit

Mad About the Toy edit

The Girl on the Bus edit

Ralph: I have five face holes!

I'm Dancing as Fat as I Can edit

Ned: Diddly? They can't say that on TV.

The Clown Stays in the Picture edit

101 Mitigations edit

I Want You (She's So Heavy) edit

Ralph: [inside the lobster tank] I'm expensive!

E My Sports edit

Bart vs. Itchy & Scratchy edit

Girl's in the Band edit

I'm Just a Girl Who Can't Say D'oh edit

D'oh Canada edit

Homer: While the children are bouncing around why we don't do a little bouncing too.
Marge: That it's even more romantic than what you said at quarter backs.

Crystal Blue-Haired Persuasion edit

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