The Simpsons/Season 30

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The Simpsons (1989–present) is an American animated sitcom broadcast by the Fox Broadcasting Company created by Matt Groening. The series is a satirical depiction of American life, epitomized by the Simpson family.

Dolph: Hey, Martin Princess. If you like that cello so much, why don't you marry it?
Chalmers: No heckling!
Skinner: Way to crush him, sir.
Kearney: Hey, Skinner! If you like Chalmers so much, why don't you marry him?
Skinner: Well, as the superintendent, he's married to all the principals.
Chalmers: Thank you. You've made the anniversary of my wife's death even more depressing.

Milhouse: She loves me, she loves me not. Oh, why do I always use flowers with two pedals?

Ralph: I'm turning my back on you. [does a 360] Hi, Bart!
Genevieve Bouvier: 'My husband is a collaborator!'
US Paratrooper: 'Well I've got a screenplay I've been looking for someone to help me write.'
Genevieve Bouvier: 'Not zat kind.'
US Paratrooper: 'If I just get something on the page, that's progress.'
Sea Captain: Fools! This whole contest was a ruse! [Homer then yelps after being grabbed by two Fogburyport citizens] You are here to be sacrifice to an evil god from the ocean depths.
Lisa: SpongeBob?
Sea Captain: No! To the eternal lord of horror, Cthulhu!

Sea Captain: An eating contest against the monstrous Cthulhu? To him, the Great Barrier Reef is just an average barrier reef.
Lisa: Well, my dad didn't eat breakfast.
Cthulhu: Uh-oh.
Moe: I'm putting on pants for this!
Principal Skinner: I come bearing the thing you journalists hate most. News.
Kent Brockman: This is Kent Brockman. I'm here with three local blue-collar men who voted for Trump. How do you feel now?
Blue-Collar Man: Please stop interviewing us.
Kent Brockman: Never!
Ralph: I have five face holes!
Ned: Diddly? They can't say that on TV.
Ralph: [inside the lobster tank] I'm expensive!
Lisa: While the children are bouncing around why we don't do a little bouncing too.
Bart: That it's even more romantic than what you said at quarter backs.
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