The Simpsons/Season 33
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The Simpsons (1989–present) is an American animated sitcom broadcast by the Fox Broadcasting Company created by Matt Groening. The series is a satirical depiction of American life, epitomized by the Simpson family.
- Barney: That really happened? I thought I imagined that.
- Bill Cipher: Buy crypto, suckers!
- Ralph: [after killing Sherri and Terri] I killed Jerry and Larry!
- Ralph: That's my pee-pee bed.
- Ralph: Lisa is soft now.
- Homer: Honey, if something's bothering you, you gotta let it out. Like swallowed burps, buried feelings can burst out at the worst possible-- [burps]
- Kostas Becker: A greedy man once yearned for more, so the fool began to borrow. He ate and drank and told the bank, "I'll pay the debt tomorrow." But as both dolt and purse grew fat, the calendar grew thinner. The debt collector had enough and hungered for his dinner. The coward ran, with coin in hand, but came dawn, lost his breath. The fool was caught, 'twas all for naught, for the collector's name was Death.
- Chalmers: SPINNNNERS!
- Lenny: Let me give her a sip of beer.
- Homer: You're out.
- Fit-Fat Tony: And you use the Kiss of Death with those lips?
- Marge: Everybody, out, out, out, out, out! Me and the floors deserve to savor every minute of our special spa day. And take the dog. Now it's my time to make these stains "herstory."
- Lisa: Ugh, are you quoting their actual slogan?
- Marge: I'm quoting my wildest dreams.
- Lenny Leonard: Once it became clear that human companionship was a non-starter, I adopted this handsome little mister, Devin.
- Lenny: So, where'd you get your dog?
- Homer: Uh, I think he came with the house?
- Lisa: Okay, so far, the neighborhood rage is contained to just dog lovers. Oh, no. It's spread to the cat people. Oh, now it's the horse crazies.
- Marge: Those horse crazies don't mess around.
- Homer: I'm Homer Simpson, and I'm truly sorry. [cuts to an Imagine Spot of the crowd as pilgrims]
- Everyone: Tsk, tsk, tsk!
- Homer: Sorry if you pee-pee babies were offended by something that was no big deal and everything's fine. So what's the issue?
- Bart: [to Lisa] Amazing job, you really got his voice down.
- Ralph: I want to be a big word.
- Milhouse: Bart had Skittles with milk for breakfast.
- Moe: No outside peas.
- Mr. Burns: [to Blinky] What are you looking at?
- Bart: Ay, caramba!
- Marge: Bart, don't watch that. [puts a sack onto Bart's head] Now go to bed.
- Homer: Mmm...chest chips.
