The Simpsons/Season 33
season of television series
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The Star of the BackstageEdit
- Barney: That really happened? I thought I imagined that.
Bart's in Jail!Edit
- Bill Cipher: Buy crypto, suckers!
Treehouse of Horror XXXIIEdit
- Ralph: [after killing Sherri and Terri] I killed Jerry and Larry!
- Ralph: That's my pee-pee bed.
The Wayz We WereEdit
Lisa's BellyEdit
- Ralph: Lisa is soft now.
A Serious Flanders (Part 1)Edit
- Kostas Becker: A greedy man once yearned for more, so the fool began to borrow. He ate and drank and told the bank, "I'll pay the debt tomorrow." But as both dolt and purse grew fat, the calendar grew thinner. The debt collector had enough and hungered for his dinner. The coward ran, with coin in hand, but came dawn, lost his breath. The fool was caught, 'twas all for naught, for the collector's name was Death.
A Serious Flanders (Part 2)Edit
Portrait of a Lackey on FireEdit
- Chalmers: SPINNNNERS!
Mothers and Other StrangersEdit
A Made MaggieEdit
- Lenny: Let me give her a sip of beer.
- Homer: You're out.
- Fit-Fat Tony: And you use the Kiss of Death with those lips?
The Longest MargeEdit
Pixelated and AfraidEdit
Boyz N the HighlandsEdit
You Won't Believe What This Episode is About - Act Three Will Shock You!Edit
- Homer Simpson: OK, what here for 2 minutes while I get your treat. I'm going to open the windows halfway and leave the AC running. [kisses Santa's Little Helper and gets out of the car]
Bart the Cool KidEdit
Pretty Whittle LiarEdit
- Ralph: I want to be a big word.
The Sound of Bleeding GumsEdit
My Octopus and a TeacherEdit
- Milhouse: Bart had Skittles with milk for breakfast.
Girls Just Shauna Have FunEdit
Marge the MeanieEdit
- Moe: No outside peas.
- Mr. Burns: [to Blinky] What are you looking at?
Meat Is MurderEdit
Poorhouse RockEdit
- Homer: Mmm...chest chips.