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The Lego Movie

2014 animated film directed by Phil Lord and Christopher Miller

The Lego Movie is a 2014 computer animated comedy film about an ordinary LEGO construction worker, thought to be the prophesied "special", who is recruited to join a quest to stop an evil diabolical tyrant from gluing the LEGO universe into his own selfish vision of perfection.

Directed and written by Phil Lord and Christopher Miller. Story by Dan Hageman, Kevin Hageman, Phil Lord and Christopher Miller.

Dialogue edit

Vitruvius: He's coming... Cover your butt. [two knights are guarding the door]
Knight: Cover the what? [Lord Business enters the mountain]
Lord Business: [laughs evilly, removes his mask] Vitruvius!
Vitruvius: Lord Business.
Lord Business: You've hidden the Kragle well, old man. Robots, destroy him!
Robot: [monotone] Yes, Lord Business.
Vitruvius: Your robots are no match for a Master Builder, for I see everything! [a red laser pointer shoots at Vitruvius, blinding him] My eyes! Ow!
Lord Business: [after knocking down Vitruvius Lord Business goes over to the Kragle] The Kragle, the most powerful super weapon is mine. [He opens the case. We see something glowing] Oh, the Kragle! [laughs evilly as his horns shoot fire] Now my evil power will be unlimited! Can you feel me!?
Robot: I can feel you. [his robots start carrying the Kragle away]
Lord Business: WHOO! Nothing's gonna stop me now!
Vitruvius: Wait, there's a prophecy.
Lord Business: Oh, now there's a prophecy.
Vitruvius: About the Piece of Resistance.
Lord Business: [he turns to Vitruvius] Oh, yes, the supposed missing Piece of Resistance that can somehow magically disarm the Kragle, gimme a break! [Vitruvius rises and turns to face Lord Business, suddenly his eyes shine brightly]
Vitruvius: One day a talented lass or fellow, a Special one with face of yellow, will make the Piece of Resistance found from its hiding refuge underground, and with a noble army at the helm, this Master Builder will thwart the Kragle and save the realm, and be the greatest, most interesting, most important person of all times, all this is true, because it rhymes.
Lord Business: [sarcastically] Oh, wow, that was a great, inspiring legend... that you made up.
[Business kicks Vitruvius screaming off the ledge with his giant robot leg]
Lord Business: A special one? What a bunch of hippy dippy baloney.
Emmet: Step 13: Enjoy popular music.
Radio DJ: [he turns on the radio] Top of the charts again, it's Everything is Awesome.
Emmet: Oh, my gosh! I love this song! [Everything Is Awesome starts playing] Always use the turn signal, park between the lines. [Emmet and everyone else parks in exactly the same way] Yes! Drop off dry cleaning before noon, read the headlines, don't forget to smile. [waves and smiles to everyone as he walks down the street]
Paper Boy: Paper!
Emmet: Always root for the local sports team. [a train full of passengers appears]
LEGO® Citizens: Gooooooooo, SPORTS TEAM!!
Emmet: Always return a compliment. [to the male Lego citizen stepping out of the coffee shop] Hey, you look nice!
LEGO® Citizens: [turn to Emmet] So do you!
Emmet: Drink overpriced coffee! [inside the coffee shop he buys a coffee]
Larry The Barista: Here you go, that's $37. [Emmet looks at him for a moment before replying with excitement]
Emmet: [Laughing] Awesome! [Emmet walks to work with his overpriced coffee following the line of all the other construction workers doing exactly the same]
Construction Worker: Did you see Where are my Pants? last night? [everyone laughs and replies at the same time]
Emmet: [chuckles] Classic episode!
Foreman: [Everything is Awesome" continues to play in the background as the Lego construction workers get into position] Instructions coming in from central. Okay, it says here that anything that's weird then blow it up! [the workers start blowing up the buildings] All right, Cylinder-Heads, let's make it look exactly like it does in the instructions!
Construction Worker #1: Hey, buddy! I need one-by-two keyhole!
Emmet: No problem, Michael.
Construction Worker #2: Two-by-two macaroni over here.
Emmet: Two-by-two macaroni flying in! Here's one, Mel.
Construction Worker #3: Guys, got a one-by-one with an indented stud on one side!
Foreman: Cheese, look, cheese slopes, come on, everybody!
Emmet: Roger that, Roger.
Construction Worker #4: Look alive, coming at you.
Construction Worker #5: Can I get a couple LURPs over here?
Emmet: Thanks, Gail.
Construction Worker #6: Guys, watch me drill this down.
[everyone cheers]
Construction Workers: [they all start singing along to "Everything is Awesome"]
Emmet: Man, I feel so good right now! I can sing this song for hours! [5 hours later] [everyone at the construction site is still singing "Everything is Awesome" and it's finally coming to the end of the day]
Barry: When you're part of a team! [an explosion occurs, and everyone cheers] Yeah, I'm gonna the sports bar after work tonight, who wants to eat some delicious chicken wings and get [Gail laughs] CRRRRAAAAAAZZZZZYYY?! [as the other constructions workers start to leave together, Emmet is left behind and tries to get their attention]
Emmet: Chicken wings? I love chicken wings!
Construction Worker #6: Yeah, who wants to share a croissant with this guy?
Emmet: Croissants? I love croissants!
Construction Worker #7: Oh, yeah! I sure do love giant sausages!
Emmet: Giant sausages, no way! [nobody pays Emmet any attention as he tries to join them] You know what I love to do? Is share a meal with the special people in my life, Fred, Barry, Gail, me and y...? [Emmet runs into a construction post and falls. A gust of wind blows his instructions away] Ah, no guys, wait up! Okay, I'll meet you there! [Emmet chases after his instruction manual as the wind continues to carry it off] Oh, where did it go? [he finds the manual lying on some Lego rubble] Oh, there you are. [Emmet laughs, relieved, as he retrieves the manual and turns to leave but stops when he hears a whoosh] I think I heard a whoosh.
Voice: Hey…
Emmet: What is that?
Voice: Come here…
Emmet: What do I do? I don’t have my instructions!
Voice: Touch the Piece…
Emmet: I feel like maybe I should touch that.
Voice: It's so interesting... Touch the Piece... Touch the Piece... It's so interesting... Touch the Piece... [Emmet gets up and starts walking over to the giant block]
Emmet: Uh... [becomes completely transfixed and steps over his instruction manual]
Voice: Touch the--
[he slowly extends his hand and touches the block and gets several visions which include Vitruvius reciting the Piece of Resistance prophecy]
Vitruvius: A Special one with face of yellow... [Emmet falls, screaming] ...will make the Piece of Resistance found from its hiding refuge underground... [Emmet is still falling] ...this Master Builder... [girl screams] ...will thwart the Kragle and save the realm...
Wyldstyle: Come on, everyone, protect the Special!
Vitruvius: [Emmet then passes out] ...the Special has arisen.
Boy: It's your turn to be the hero.
Bad Cop: [as Emmet slowly wakes he hears Bad Cop's voice] Wake up.
Emmet: [waking up] Ugh...
Bad Cop: Come on, wake up! Where are the Master Builders?! How did you find the Piece of Resistance?! Eh?! Where are the others hiding?
Emmet: [Emmet hears a voice interrogating him as he opens his eyes] [in normal voice] Good morning, apartment...?
Bad Cop: [in normal voice] Wake up! [shines a light onto Emmet making him immediately awake]
Emmet: [screams]
Bad Cop: How did you find the Piece of Resistance?
Emmet: The Piece of what?
Bad Cop: The Piece of Resistance. [Bad Cop suddenly knocks a chair aside in anger. We see Emmet is being held in an interrogation room with his hands shackled to a chair]
Emmet: I- I- I don't- where am I? What's happening?!
Bad Cop: What's happening? Playing dumb, Master Builder.
Emmet: No, I... "Master Builder"?
Bad Cop: Oh, so you've never heard of the prophecy?
Emmet: No, I...
Bad Cop: Or the Special?
Emmet: No! No, I...
Bad Cop: You're a liar! We'll kill ya. [Bad Cop backflips and starts to kick and wrestle a chair]
Emmet: Look, um... [Bad Cop chuckles] I watch a lot of cop shows on TV. Isn't there supposed to also be a-? Isn't there supposed to be a Good Cop!? [Emmet ducks as Bad Cop throws the chair to the wall]
Bad Cop: Oh, yes. But we're not done yet. [switches head]
Good Cop: Hi, buddy! I'm your friendly neighborhood police officer! Would you like a glass of water?
Emmet: Yeah, actually that sounds-
Bad Cop: [switches back to his face] Too bad! [smacks the glass away] Security cameras picked up this. [grunts] You were found at the construction site convulsing with a strange piece.
Emmet: That's disgusting!
Bad Cop: Then why is it permanently stuck to your back?
Emmet: [peers back, sees that The Piece of Resistance is glued onto his back, and screams in alarm] Get it off me! It won't come off, it's chasing me! Look, it's not my fault! I have no idea how this thing got on my back!
Good Cop: Of course, buddy. I believe you!
Emmet: Great! [suddenly Bad Cop appears beside Emmet, making him scream]
Bad Cop: I "believe" you, too. You see the quotations I'm making with my claw hands? It means I don't believe you! Why else would you show up with that thing on your back just three days before President Business is going to use the Kragle to end the world?
Emmet: President Business is gonna end the world? But he's such a good guy. And Octan, they make good stuff: [flashback books] Music, dairy products, coffee, TV shows, surveillance systems, all history books, voting machines... [flashback ends] ...Wait a minute.
Bad Cop: Come on, you can't be this stupid.
Emmet: Look, this is a misunderstanding. I'm just a regular, normal, ordinary guy, and I'm late to meet my best friends in the whole world, and they're probably missing me right now. They're probably out looking around! "Hey, where's Emmet? Hey, where's my best friend Emmet?" And you know what? Ask all my friends, they'll tell you!
Emmet: [devastated] There you go. I told you I was a nobody.
Bad Cop: [sighs] It's the perfect cover.
Emmet: Cover? Cover for what?!?
Bad Cop: I can't break him. Take him to the melting chamber.
Emmet: What?! [Emmet is strapped to the melting device] NOOOOO! NOOOOO! NOOOOO! [turns to Good Cop] You're going to melt me?! Am I gonna die?!
Good Cop: You'll live! You'll be fine! [Bad Cop/Good Cop's phone rings. Bad Cop answers it as he switches back to his face]
Bad Cop: President Business. I have him right here, sir. Yes, we've told him he'll live so he doesn't try to escape, but um, we're lying to him. [Bad Cop presses the button to activate the melting device]
Emmet: Wait, what did he just say!?
Robot: Hold still!
Emmet: Wait! There's obviously been a mix-up here. You've got the wrong- [a laser pointer is shot at Emmet's back to remove the Piece of Resistance] OW! Ow! Ow! Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ow! That is gonna start hurting pretty soon! [as the Robot starts to increase the heat while grinning menacingly, the hooded woman that Emmet had noticed in the construction site earlier appears and attacks the robots and goes to free Emmet] No, no, no! [Emmet closes his eyes as the hooded figure chops his shackles off.] [gasps] Whoa! Who are you?! [The figure takes off her hood to reveal her face and Emmet is transfixed again] It's you?
Wyldstyle: Come with me, if you wanna not die. [just as Emmet goes to grab her hand, Good Cop enters the chamber with a croissant]
Good Cop: Hi, everybody! How's the melting goi-? [he notices Emmet with Wyldstyle]
Bad Cop: Hey, hey, hey, hey! [he starts shooting misses at Emmet and Wyldstyle] Red alert, red alert! I need everyone, repeat, everyone, to go after the Special!
[Later]
Wyldstyle: The tunnel’s that way!
[Emmet falls into a trash can]
Emmet: Ow! Oh, boy.
Wyldstyle: Oh, sir, you’re brilliant! We’ll build a motorcycle out of the alleyway.
Emmet: Oh! So, uh, didn’t catch your name or anything about what you’re uh… up to or what we’re doing here.
Wyldstyle: It’s brilliant, sir, that you’ve pretended to be a useless nobody, but you can drop that act with me. It’s cool.
Emmet: Oh, the act!
[Wyldstyle finishes building the motorcycle, and she starts it up]
Emmet: Woah!
Wyldstyle: Jump on! Let’s go!
Emmet: Hey, um...
Wyldstyle: Hang on, sir! [As they pull away, Bad Cop turns to go after them]
Bad Cop: All units, cut him off on Elm, now!
Good Cop: [switches to his face] Or, whenever you can.
Robot: Ten-four, Bad Cop. [Many squad cars block the road]
Emmet: Watch out!
Wyldstyle: Hold on! [she jumps the bike hopping over one squad car and drives up onto the monorail platform and onto the track as Emmet screams.] We need to meet up with Vitruvius and tell him the Piece has been found.
Emmet: Uh-huh.
Bad Cop: They're up on the monorail. Release the Copper Choppers. [the helicopter above them drops down a motorcycle with two cops in it, which begins to drive towards Emmet and Wyldstyle, firing a laser gun. Emmet shields himself from the fire as Wyldstyle pulls out a multi barrelled laser and returns fire. The motorcycle veers off leaving the two cops to crash head-on with a train]
Emmet: Oh, no! [screams as a massive explosion occurs. The motorcycle lands onto the street below] Will you please tell me what is happening?
Wyldstyle: I'm rescuing you, sir. You're the one that the prophecy spoke of. You're the Special.
Emmet: [Whispers] Me?
Lord Business: Although, you did let the Piece of Resistance go. The one thing that can ruin my plans, the one thing that I asked you to take care of! [Lord Business comes over to Bad Cop and puts one arm around his shoulder] That's super frustrating, it makes me just wanna pick up whoever's standing closet to me and just... THROW THEM THROUGH THIS WINDOW, AND OUT INTO THE INFINITE ABYSS OF NOTHINGNESS!!! [he picks up Bad Cop takes him to the large glass window and bangs his head against it] I wanna do it so bad!
Bad Cop: I know you do, sir. But please! Please, don't.
Lord Business: [as he throws Bad Cop aside] And it's not just you, Bad Cop, (Bad Cop: Ouch!) that keeps messing up my plans. People everywhere are always messing with my stuff. But I have a way to fix that. A way to keep things exactly the way they are supposed to be permanently. [he turns on his TV monitor which shows his robots carrying the box containing the Kragle] Behold the most powerful weapon of all the relics: [his robots open the box containing the Kragle and take it out] THE KRAGLE! [we see the Kragle is in fact an old tube of Krazy Glue, Bad Cop gasping and Lord Business] As you can see, they're loading the Kragle in a big machine upstairs. I call it: The "Tentacle Arm Kragle Outside Sprayer", or TAKOS! The "S" is silent. So, on Taco Tuesday it's going to spray the Kragle over everyone and everything with a bunch of super scary nozzles, like this one. [the tentacle reaches out and comes over to Bad Cop] I'll show you how it works.
Lord Business: Just as I thought. Your Good Cop side's making you soft, Bad Cop. Robots, bring me the fleece crested sceptre of Q-teep and the Po-Leesh Remover of Nai-eel! [the robots bring him a big Q-tip and nail polish remover and Lord Business deeps one end into the polish before turning to Bad Cop] You've already let the Special get away once. [two of the robots hold Bad Cop]
Bad Cop: Sir?
Lord Business: I'm just gonna make sure it doesn't happen again. [one of the robots turns Bad Cop's face to Good Cop’s] NO MORE MR. NICE GUY! [Business uses the end of the Q-tip with nail polish remover to wipe Good Cop's face off]
Ma Cop: [starts to weeps] Oh, son!
Lord Business: On Taco Tuesday, I'm going to kragalize the entire universe so that EVERYONE WILL STOP MESSING WITH MY STUFF!? [turns to the now faceless Good Cop] Are you gonna be with me, or are you gonna be stuck having a tea party with your Mom & Dad?!
Pa Cop: Son?
Bad Cop: [The now faceless Good Cop stands back up, only to switch to Bad Cop] Sorry, Dad. I have a job to do. [the TAKOS device powers up, he presses a button and the nozzle fires completely freezing them solid]
Wyldstyle: [to Emmet as they make their way through the saloon] Okay, let's find the wizard and get this over with. [as they make their way through, the patrons look at Emmet menacingly. Wyldstyle notices Vitruvius playing the piano at the saloon] Psst. There he is. [she goes over to him] Vitruvius.
Vitruvius: Who? I've never heard of that man, whom I am not. Who are you?
Wyldstyle: It's me.
Vitruvius: I am a blind man and cannot see.
Wyldstyle: It's Wyldstyle.
Vitruvius: Are you a DJ?
Wyldstyle: No, why does everyone...?
Vitiruvius: Wait, wait, were you the student I used to have who was so insecure she kept changing her name? Yeah, first Dark Storm... Then Gemini, then there was Neversmile--- Then Freak Face... Then Snazzypants... [suddenly Vitruvius stops playing and turns to Wyldstyle] Meet me upstairs in 10 seconds. [he then turns and starts to walk off using his sceptre when suddenly he bangs into the wall]
[10 seconds later]
Emmet: Oh, man. You have a very weirdly decorated place.
Wyldstyle: That would be great, but Emmet is the one who found the Piece. [Emmet turns and waves, chuckling]
Vitruvius: Oh, okay. [turning to Emmet] Emmet, the prophecy states that you are the Special, the most talented-
Wyldstyle: I'm not sure he's the Special, actually- [Emmet chuckles] -because he's not even a Master Builder. Watch! Emmet, just given what's around you, build something simple.
Emmet: Ok.
Wyldstyle: Like an awesome race car.
Emmet: Great.
Wyldstyle: Go.
Emmet: Do you have the instructions?
Vitruvius: No. You must create the instructions in your mind, my liege.
Emmet: Ah. Ok. Race car. Um… Well, there's a lot of really cool stuff here. Don’t see a wheel… or… 3 more wheels.
Wyldstyle: See, he can't do it. He will never be a Master Builder!
Vitruvius: Of course not. Not if you keep telling him he can't. He needs to see that he can.
Emmet: [Vitruvius goes over to Emmet and puts his hands against Emmet's head] What are you doing? [suddenly Vitruvius pulls off Emmet's hair revealing his Lego head]
Vitruvius: We are entering your mind.
Emmet: WHAT?!
Vitruvius: ...to prove that you have the unlocked potential to be a Master Builder. [starts chanting in a magical language] [Vitruvius and Wyldstyle start bowing and moving around Emmet until finally we see all of them in Emmet's mind which is a vast empty space]
Emmet: Whoa, are we inside my brain right now? It's big. I must be smart.
Wyldstyle: Mm-Hmmm.
Vitruvius: I'm not hearing a lot of activity here.
Wyldstyle: I don't think he's ever had an original thought in his life.
Emmet: [chuckles] That's not true. For instance, one time I wanted to have a bunch of my friends over to watch TV. [suddenly a TV forms behind him] Not unlike this TV that just showed up magically. And not everybody could fit on my one couch. [a couch forms behind him] And I thought to myself, well, what if there’s such a thing as a bunk bed, but as a couch? [suddenly the couch forms into a double decker couch] Introducing the Double Decker Couch. So everyone could watch TV, together and be buddies! [dead silence]
Wyldstyle: That's literally the dumbest thing I've ever heard.
Vitruvius: Please, Wyldstyle. Let me handle this. [to Emmet] That idea is just the worst.
Vitruvius: [back in Vitruvius's room] These mechanical birds will get our message out. They will go to an internet cafe and email the remaining Master Builders who will meet us in the secret realm of Cloud Cuckoo Land. [he throws the birds out of the window]
Emmet: Cuckoo Land? Wait, what happened to that whole training part?
Vitruvius: Don't worry, Emmet. Your training begins now. [suddenly they hear a knock on the door]
Sheriff: PIANO MAN, OPEN UP!
Vitruvius: Your training begins later! [as Vitruvius, Emmet and Wyldstyle try to make their escape the Sheriff's men throw dynamite at the door]
Sheriff: On 3, 1…! [the deputy presses the fuse and the door blows open. Emmet and Wyldstyle have escaped up through a hatch on the roof]
Wyldstyle: [exhales deeply] Phwoo, I think we're in the clear.
Bad Cop: Freeze, turkeys! [they look down to see Bad Cop and his army of robots all assembled outside the saloon] All I want is the Piece of Resistance!
Wyldstyle: We would rather he died than give it to you!
Emmet: I would not rather he died.
Bad Cop: Look, everybody, we can do this the easy way or we can do it-
Wyldstyle: GO, RUN!
Bad Cop: They took the hard way! Fire, fire! [his army of robots start firing at the trio as they continue to run and jump off the roof tops]
Wyldstyle: Vitruvius, which way to Cloud Cuckoo Land?!
Vitruvius: Head for the big bright thing in the sky!
Emmet: Do you mean The Sun?!
Vitruvius: Yeah, yeah, that's it!
Wyldstyle: Let's get outta here! Here, use this! [quickly builds a vehicle]
Emmet: What? Wait, what are you doing?
Wyldstyle: Let's go!
Emmet: [Screams] [they fly off on Wyldstyle's vehicle as the robots continue to shoot at them] I don't know what I'm doing. [Screams]
Bad Cop: [Bad Cop aims and shoots his gun] Goodbye, BOOM!
[the vehicle explodes into pieces and the trio land in a water tank that bursts. The trio are carried away by the flow. Cowboy Pig Farmer gasps. Emmet and Vitruvius end up in a pigpen.]
Emmet: I'VE GOT PIGS! I HATE PIGS!
Wyldstyle: Guys, quit playing around in the mud! I could use your help!
Emmet: [Emmet and Vitruvius follow Wyldstyle with the pigs chasing after them] Wyldstyle, we could really use your help!
[A robot saloon girl aims her gun. Emmet screams in slow motion. As they nearly run into the robot Wyldstyle manages to build another vehicle which crushes the robot. Wyldstyle grabs the rope and whips it, using the pigs to pull them along.]
Wyldstyle: Vitruvius, they're gaining on us! Build something!
Vitruvius: Let Emmet try!
Emmet: No, let's not let Emmet try! I haven't had any training!
Vitruvius: That's okay, we'll start with how to become a Master Builder. Step 1: trust your instincts. [Emmet picks up a Lego piece not sure what to do]
Emmet: Okay, okay. Eeeeehhh.
Wyldstyle: Build something, build something!
Emmet: [chuckles] Take that! [he throws the Lego piece at the robots which is immediately run over by the army of robots chasing after them]
Vitruvius: Unless your instincts are terrible. [the sheriff starts shooting at them and suddenly a wheel comes off their vehicle] No, the wheel!
[their vehicle goes out of control as they head towards the edge of a cliff]
Wyldstyle: I can't control it much longer! [Emmet screams]
Vitruvius: Emmet, we need to attach the wheel to something that spins around. We need to attach the wheel to something that spins around. [Emmet head starts spinning as Vitruvius's voice keeps echoing in his head] We need to attach the wheel to something that spins around. We need to attach the wheel to something that spins around, something that spins around, spins around, spins around… [suddenly Emmet gets an idea]
Emmet: Oh. [pops off his hair, attaches the wheel to the top of his head and makes his way down the side of the vehicle]
Wyldstyle: Emmet, where are you going?! [Emmet positions where the wheel would go to help Wyldstyle steer the vehicle] Oh, this better work! Hang tight! [Wyldstyle manages to turn but the robots go over the edge]
Sheriff: DAGNABIT! [the robots explode as they hit the ground]
Wyldstyle: Wow, you actually did it. [Emmet chuckles. Suddenly a steam engine comes out a tunnel, hauling a freight train] Train! [their vehicle crashes into the train cars, launching the trio into the air]
Emmet, Wyldstyle and Vitruvius: [Screaming] [Emmet reattaches his hair piece to his head] [Screaming] [they all land on top of the freight cars of the train]
Wyldstyle: Oh, no!
Bad Cop: Get off my train.
Wyldstyle: Run! [the trio start running across the train toward the engine as Bad Cop chases after them. Bad Cop fires his gun as Emmet jumps in front of Wyldstyle to save her]
Emmet: Wyldstyle! [whining] Owie!
Wyldstyle: He's gonna ram us! [Emmet gasps] Quick, quick, quick! That piece, give me that piece!
Bad Cop: Huh?!
Wyldstyle: Build a ramp!
[Bad Cop transforms his police car into a flying police car]
Wyldstyle: What the heck!?
Bad Cop: Rest in pieces.
[Bad Cop shoots at the bridge making it explode]
Emmet: Eeeeeehhhhh.
Wyldstyle: Oh, no!
Emmet: Oh, no, wait, wait, wait, no-no-no!
[the train derails and starts falling down the ravine. The trio plummets toward a river with crocodiles below. Everything becomes slow motion as Wyldstyle looks at Emmet]
Wyldstyle: Hey, thanks for saving my life back there. Even if, you know, eventually it turned out to be pointless.
Emmet: Well, for what it's worth, this has been about the greatest fifteen minutes of my life. [Wyldstyle smiles and they reach to hold hands when they are suddenly saved by the Batwing]
Bad Cop: What the…?
Batman: Relax, everybody, I'm here.
Emmet: Batman!
Batman: [to Wyldstyle] What's up, babe?
Wyldstyle: Babe!
Emmet: What?
Wyldstyle: Oh, sorry. Batman, this is Emmet. Emmet, this is my boyfriend. Batman.
Batman: I'm Batman.
Emmet: That's your boyfriend? [Emmet screams as Batman swerves his aircraft to avoid getting hit by Bad Cop as he chases after them] Batman, huh? Where'd you guys meet?
Wyldstyle: It's actually a funny story, right, Bat? [she turns to see Batman has disappeared]
Bad Cop: There he is!
Batman: "Police" to meet you, Bad Cop. [Bad Cop sees Batman has landed on his vehicle]
Bad Cop: Batman, the pleasure is all "spine"! [Bad Cop punches Batman, then they start fighting on top of Bad Cop's vehicle]
Batman: Guess what, you big dumb baby? Your car is a baby carriage. [Batman transforms Bad Cop's vehicle into a baby carriage and it starts plummeting to the ground as Bad Cop screams]
Emmet: Oh, no, your boyfriend's gone.
Batman: Hey, babe.
Emmet: What?
Batman: Let's hold hands. [Batman and Wyldstyle hold hands, Emmet watches them hold onto each other]
Emmet: So, uh. Hey, guys? I think we're about to crash into the sun.
Batman: Yeah, but it's gonna look really cool. [as they shatters through the sun, Batman's vehicle leaves a batman silhouette in the middle of the sun]
Emmet: Uh, is this Cloud Cuckoo Land? I don’t see any clouds or cuckoos.
Vitruvius: No, no. This is Middle Zealand. A wondrous land full of knights, castles, muttons, torture weapons, poverty, leeches, illiteracy, and um...
Emmet: DRAGON! [The Batwing dives as a dragon swoops down]
Vitruvius: Yeah, that too. [Batman transforms the Batwing into the Batmobile, lands the car into a forest area and drives through the woods] Once we arrive in Cloud Cuckoo Land, we'll raise an army of Master Builders...
Batman: Yeah, yeah, anyway. You guys gotta check out these new subwoofers I installed in the back, I call them The Dogs. Listen to them bark! [Batman turns on his stereo, sending heavy metal blasting through the Batmobile, making Emmet and Vitruvius bounce in the back]
Emmet: Can you turn that down a little bit?!
Batman: This is a song I wrote for Wyldstyle! [Wyldstyle smiles at Batman before singing with the song, we hear Batman's voice as he sings to the heavy metal music] Darkness! [to Emmet and Vitruvius] It's about how I'm an orphan! [the song continues] No parents!
Wyldstyle: [Wyldstyle turns to Emmet] This is real music, Emmet. Batman's a true artist. Dark, brooding.
Emmet: Well, I'm dark and brooding too! [Emmet gasps, suddenly he notices something ahead] Look, a rainbow! [as they reach the rainbow]
Vitruvius: So, you're gonna drive up the curved part, [Batman: Super rich!] take it all the way to the top [Batman: Kinda makes it better!] and park the car. [the Batmoblie stops, Batman drives up the rainbow and stops the car at the very top] Friends, welcome to Cloud Cuckoo Land. [an angelic chord plays as the camera pans down to the group standing in front of a rather large cloud, the rainbow disappears, and they are surrounded by clouds] Now, I just need to give the secret knock.
Emmet: [Emmet gasps] Is that Superman?
Statue of Liberty: Bonjour.
Superman: Girl, what are you doing right now?
Green Lantern: [appears from behind Emmet] Hey, Superman!
Superman: Oh, hey... Hey, what's up?
Green Lantern: [fixing his mask] Lantern. Green Lantern.
Superman: Yeah, yeah.
Green Lantern: Do you wanna sit together at the meeting?
Superman: Uh, I have to, I have to go back to Krypton. [Superman quickly flies off]
Green Lantern: [the camera pans to Vitruvius addressing the room at large] Did didn't Krypton blow up?
Vitruvius: My fellow, Master Builders, including, but not limited to: Robin Hood, Mermaid Lady, Gandalf, Swamp Creature, 1980-something Space Guy... [Benny: 'Hello!'] ...2002 NBA All Stars and Wonder Woman. You have traveled far to be here for a moment of great import. We have learned that Lord Business plans to unleash a fully weaponized Kragle on Taco Tuesday, to end the world as we know it. [the Master Builders express their shock and outrage] Please, calm yourselves. Green Ninja, Milhouse, Nice Vampire, Michelangelo, Michelangelo and Cleopatra. There is yet one hope, the Special has arisen.
[he steps aside to reveal Emmet while hushed murmurs spread around]
Emmet: Okay. [Emmet walks up to the platform and waves to everyone. He clears his throat] Hello, I'm Emmet. [referring to the Piece of Resistance] Oh, and this is the Piece of Resistance. [the Master Builders cheer. Wyldstyle watches in bewilderment] Thank you. Well, eeeeehhhh. I know that I for one am very excited to work with you guys, to get into the Octan Tower, find the Kragle and put this thing on the thing, and I know it's going to be really hard, but...
Metalbeard: REALLY HARD?! [the audience gasps] Wiping ye bum with a hook for a hand is really hard, this be impossible! The last time we tried to storm Lord Business's office, we used every plan we could conceive. The result was a massacre too terrible to speak of.
Emmet: Who are you?
Metalbeard: The name be Metalbeard, and I'll tell you me tale of woe.
Vitruvius: Oh, great. Here we go again. [Metalbeard recounts his failed attempt in trying to infiltrate Lord Business's office]
Metalbeard: I arrived at the foot of the tower with me hearty Master Builder crew, only to find the Kragle was all the way up on the infinitieth floor guarded by a robot army. And security measures of every kind imaginable, lasers, sharks, laser sharks, overbearing assistants, and strange dangerous relics that entrap, snap and zap. And there be a mysterious room called "The Think Tank." I barely made it out of that room with just me head... [Metalbeard hops out of the tower with his head and escapes on his ship as it purrs away] ...and organs! [Metalbeard's organs pop out of the Octan tower and land in his ship and it purrs away again]
Emmet: [disturbed] Okay.
Metalbeard: I had to replace every part of my once strapping virile pirate body with this useless hunk of garbage ye see before ye. So if ye think it'd be a good idea to return to that forsaken place, Special, what idea have ye that be better than the ideas of 100 of our fallen Master Builder brothers?
Emmet: Well, technically I'm not exactly a Master Builder yet.
Metalbeard: WHAT?! [the other Master Builders shout in outrage]
Emmet: Please, everyone, everyone! Please.
William Shakespeare: [throws a pizza] Rubbish!
Emmet: [addressing the Master Builders] Yes, it's true, I may not be a Master Builder. I may not have a lot of experience fighting or leading or coming up with plans, or having ideas in general. In fact, I'm not all that smart, and I'm not what you'd call a creative type, plus, generally unskilled, also, scared and cowardly. I know what you're thinking; "He is the least qualified person in the world to lead us!" And, you are right!
Swamp Creature: This is supposed to make us feel better?
Emmet: What th-? No, there was about to be a but...
Gandalf: You're a butt!
Dumbledore: Yes.
[Outside Cloud Cuckoo Land, Metalbeard and a few knights and cowboys are leaving]
Metalbeard: You all be on your own! I be leaving this lost cause! [Metalbeard jumps onto his ship and sails off Cuckoo Land, as it purrs]
Emmet: Why are you leaving?!
Abraham Lincoln: A house divided against itself would be better than this. [Lincoln jumps into his seat and it suddenly takes off like a spaceship]
Emmet: Abraham Lincoln, you bring your space chair right back here! Come on, guys! [nearly gets hit by a falling object] We can still do this! [another Master Builder throws a blue disc at him] Oh! Right?
Master Builder 1: You're not even a bit special.
[Wyldstyle, Batman and Unikitty sadly watch]
Batman: [Batman whispering to Wyldstyle as they watch Emmet] Well, you were right about him being a ding-dong. [the Master Builders continue to jeer and throw things at Emmet]
Master Builder 2: You're a huge disappointment!
[Emmet, sad and disappointed, turns and starts walking off]
Master Builder 3: Get him out of here, I don't wanna look at him!
Emmet: Well, at least it can't get any worse.
Master Builder 4: Special? Not!
[A giant golf ball suddenly falls out of nowhere, destroying the Dog]:
Emmet: I was wrong.
[Emmet yells and runs away as the falling ball falls onto the ground, goes through the eye of the dog and squishes an Island Warrior Master Builder]
Superman: It's the orb of Tee-te-list!
Superman: IT DIDN'T BREAK!
Bad Cop: Because it's Kragled. [to his robots] Machine gum! Fire! [they shoot at Superman with chewing gum making him splat to the ground stuck in the gum]
Superman: [screams] I can't move.
Green Lantern: Don't worry, Superman! I'll get you out of there. [as Green Lantern goes to rescue Superman his hands get stuck in the gum and screams] Oh, my gosh! My hands are stuck! [he wriggles his legs and those get stuck in the gum too] My legs are stuck as well!
Superman: I super hate you.
Emmet: [as the robots have got hold of Emmet] Ow, you're pulling my torso off!
Wyldstyle: Babe, help me get him out of here!
Batman: I said every man for himself.
Wyldstyle: Hey, you gotta be there for me. [Batman groans as he falls and finally lands onto the ground]
Batman: Fine! Fine, fine, fine! [reluctantly goes to her aide and fights off the robots attacking Emmet] Fine, fine, fine, fine!
Wyldstyle: I need you to have a better attitude about it!
Batman: I've a great attitude! [Batman gets the tracker off Emmet and throws it at one of the robots]
Bad Cop: [Bad Cop picks up Emmet's tracker which is now attached to the robot] The Special's in the northwest quadrant, we've got him cornered! [he looks down but all he sees is the robot with the tracker attached to his head smacking into a wall] Where did he go?
Unikitty: Oh, no! They've hit our silly cloud stabilizer!
Wyldstyle: Let's go, we need to get Emmet outta here!
Emmet: Can't we build something? [suddenly the space guy comes over to them]
Benny: Hey, I'm Ben! But you can call me Benny! And I can build a spaceship. Watch this. [he starts building a spaceship and chanting along as he works] [Benny singing] Spaceship, spaceship, spaceship, spaceship! Spaceshi--!
Wyldstyle: No, no, no, no! You can't, the skies are surrounded.
Benny: That's okay, I didn't really wanna build a spaceship. [Benny chuckles] Anyway, that's cool. [looks visibly disappointed as he kicks his half-built spaceship and it falls apart]
Unikitty: Well, where can we go where we won’t be found?
Batman: How about we went underwater?
Emmet: In a submarine!
Batman: Great idea, a Bat submarine patent pending.
Unikitty: With rainbows!
Vitruvius: And dream catchers, just in case we took a nap.
Benny: Like an underwater spaceship!
Emmet: But we can’t build all of them at once!
Bad Cop: [the group takes the submarine towards the water as Bad Cop at his robots are chasing after them] Stop him, stop him! [suddenly the submarine goes off the edge of a cloud and plunges down] Don't let him get to the water! [as they get closer to the water]
Wyldstyle: Dive, dive, dive! Everybody in! We're going under!
[A submarine splashes, the submarine plunges into the water. A chair splashes]
Bad Cop: [grunts]
[We hear muffled screams and we then see Cloud Cuckoo Land being destroyed by the robots and the Master Builders handcuffed and taken as prisoners]
Wonder Woman: Oh, no.
Batman: [he trails off hoping for any positive comments] You are so disappointing on so many levels.
Vitruvius: Why are my pants cold and wet? [A shot of water rising in the sub] Uh...
Computer: [a wall is breached and even more water floods in] Hull breach!
Unikitty: The walls are crying!
Benny: [as she tries to plug a hole] We're falling apart at the seams! [screams] [as the submarine starts to fall apart]
Batman: This is not how Batman dies!
[Emmet screams, as the submarine fills with water Emmet starts to drown. Wyldstyle reaches for him]
Wyldstyle: Emmet! Hold on, hold on!
Emmet: Wyldstyle!
[the shot goes to outside the sub, red lights coming from the windows as it goes through the water as an alarm beeps faster and faster signaling a detonation]
Wyldstyle: Deep breath! [gasps] Deep breath, everybod--!!
[the sub explodes, the camera follows a floating piece of debris to the surface]
[where Bad Cop and a few Micro Managers are looking around]
Bad Cop: Micro-Managers, what's going on down there?
Micro-Manager: Scanning submarine wreckage. No survivors detected.
Bad Cop: Scuba Cops? Dredge the entire ocean if you have to. We have got to find that piece. [Scuba Cops dive in the water to begin their search] Let's get these prisoners back to Lord Business and give him the good news: the Special is no more! [they all depart from the wreckage]
Superman: All the Master Builders you've captured over the years, you brought them here!
Lord Business: You're a very perceptive person, Superman. They come up with all the instructions for everything in the universe. Robots!
Robot: Beep. [the robots strap a device to Superman's head]
Superman: No, no! [groans] [screaming] NO!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAH! [shudders, then his chair shoots up to the top] Can't get much worse than this.
[The double decker couch is floating on the sea when Emmet and the others pop out of their hiding place from under the flip up seats]
Vitruvius: Well, we're still alive.
Unikitty: Yeah!
Wyldstyle: The double decker couch! It wasn't totally pointless after all!
Benny: [to Emmet] It's the one thing that stayed together.
Vitruvius: I always believed in you, Emmet.
Batman: I don't mean to spoil the party, but does anyone else notice we're stuck in the middle of the ocean on this couch? I mean, it's not like a big, gigantic ship is just gonna come out of nowhere and save us. [suddenly a big, gigantic ship becomes visible as it comes over to them] My gosh!
Metalbeard: [he drives his pirate ship and picks up the double-decker couch] Avast, maties!
Batman: Well, it's kind of hard not to hear when you're yelling everything.
Unikitty: So, why did you come back?
Metalbeard: This bedoubled land couch. [Everyone turns to look at Emmet's double decker couch] I watched Lord Business's forces completely overlook it. Which means we need more ideas like it!
Emmet: What's the last thing Lord Business would expect Master Builders to do?
Benny: Build a spaceship?
Vitruvius: Kill a chicken?
Unikitty: Marry a marshmallow!
Metalbeard: Why, this. [changes into a singing face: ♪Hum hum hum How ya gonna keep them down at the farm?♪♪]
Emmet: No! It's follow the instructions.
[Everybody groans and complains]
Benny: Don't like that.
Unikitty: Sounds weird.
Emmet: No, wait guys. Listen. You guys are so talented and imaginative... but you can't work as a team. I'm just a construction worker, but when I have a plan and we were working together, we could build a skyscraper. Now you guys are Master Builders. Just imagine what you could do if you did that! You could save the universe!
Vitruvius: Well said, Emmet. Well said.
Emmet: Really?
Metalbeard: She be a fine speech there, laddie.
Emmet: Okay. Somebody get me some markers... some construction paper... and some GLITTER GLUE! [Emmet stands in front of the instructions he's drawn] I call this, "Emmet's plan to get inside the tower, put the Piece of Resistance on the Kragle and save the world". I've built a hundred just like them back in the city, if we could just get in there, I know where all the air ducts and wiring are located, I can get us anywhere.
Vitruvius: How will we get inside?
Emmet: [Whispers] In a spaceship!
Benny: SPACESHIP! [Benny chuckles and rushes off excitedly to build a spaceship]
Batman: Great idea, a Bat spaceship.
Emmet: No, they're expecting us to show up in a Bat spaceship, or a pirate spaceship, or a rainbow sparkled spaceship.
Batman: [suddenly Batman appears behind them with the Millennium Falcon's hyperdrive] Need a hyperdrive?
Emmet: No way!
Wyldstyle: Babe!
Emmet: I knew it! I knew that!
Wyldstyle: [Chuckling] You really had me there!
Batman: Those guys were so lame, all they did was play space checkers, plus it turns out that hairy one's a dude, and the metal one too, all dudes.
Benny: But won't they notice their hyperdrive is missing?
Han Solo: [cut to the Millennium Falcon] Come on, Chewie, hit the hyperdrive!
[Suddenly the spaceship loses power and is eaten by an asteroid worm; cut back to the ship]
Batman: Nah, they'll be fine.
[following Emmet's plan, the group work together to build a spaceship]
Emmet: Step 1: All right, we need a red four-piece unit over at the… Unikitty, you're supposed to follow the instructions, remember?
Unikitty: Sorry.
Wyldstyle: Ugh, this gives me the jeebies.
Batman: What do I even…? I-I can't…! [kicks Lego pieces in frustration]
Emmet: Nice. Step 2, we pilot the ship to the service entrance so we can get past the dangerous, but also kind of cool, laser gate.
Robot: [in their spaceship they get to the Octan service gate, Batman and Benny are in the driver's seat] Space ID.
Batman: I have a drive-on.
Robot: Who are you here to see?
Batman: I am here to see... your butt.
Robot: Is that last name "butt", first name "your", or is it- [Batman throws a Batarang at the Robot, decapitating him] OH, MY GOSH!
Batman: [Batman laughs then throws another Batarang at the gate button but fails to hit it] Pow! [throws another which still doesn't hit it] Wham! [throws another and misses again] Kezap! [he then repeatedly throws several Batarangs until it finally hits the button making it go green] First try! [after they enter into Octan Tower]
Emmet: Step 3, we break into Lord Business's office, and we'll plunder his collection of relics for disguises. [they break into Lord Business's office and use his relics to disguise themselves] Step 4, Benny and Metalbeard will sneak their way into the Master Control Room. [as Metalbeard and Benny break into the control room]
Computer: Motion Sensors Triggered in Sector-12.
Robot: 10-4!
Benny: Uh-oh! [two security guard robots go to investigate, Metalbeard and Benny quickly hide as not to be detected, Metalbeard transforms into a photocopying machine]
Robot: Are you thinking what I'm thinking? [the other robot jumps onto the photocopying machine] Do it! [the robot starts photocopying his butt, both robots laugh and suddenly Metalbeard transforms back and destroys the two robots]
Benny: Metalbeard, that was awesome!
Metalbeard: First law of the sea, never place your rear end on a pirate's face.
Emmet: Once inside they'll use their technical know-how to disable the kragle shield. [Metalbeard and Benny get inside the control room to disable the computer]
Computer: I'm the computer.
Benny: Cool, talking computer! [Benny starts tapping into the computer] Please disable the shield systems.
Computer: Of course. There are no movies in your area with that title. [Benny grumbles as he falls onto the computer]
Emmet: Step 5: Vitruvius will provide lookout to make sure we're not being followed. [Vitruvius looks through the binoculars, but as he's blind, he's unaware that he's standing in front of a wall]
Vitruvius: Okay.
Emmet: Step 6: Batman and Unikitty go into the Board Room to make one last change to Lord Business's plan. [inside the Board Room Lord Business is holding a meeting]
Lord Business: I move that we freeze the universe. Can I get a second on that? [suddenly Bruce Wayne enters the room]
Bruce Wayne: I second. Bruce Wayne, CEO of Wayne Enterprises. [cut to the group as they are going through their plan]
Batman: Bruce Wayne? [chuckles] Who's that? Sounds like a cool guy. [the others, all clearly aware who Bruce Wayne is, stare at him in silence, Wyldstyle sighs. Bruce Wayne and a disguised Unikitty enter Lord Business's Board Room]
Bruce Wayne: We'd like to invest in your company. Your weapon to control the universe sounds super sweet, I must say.
Lord Business: It is indeed super sweet.
Bruce Wayne: Cool! What kind of sound system does it have?
Lord Business: Uh, sound system? Well, I mean, we have an iPod shuffle.
Bruce Wayne: Wait a second. You're telling me that you have a machine to control the universe and you can't listen to tunes and surround sound?
Unikitty: Embarrassing.
Lord Business: Well, I mean, we need to get that done. I want eight-foot speakers.
Bruce Wayne: Great call.
Lord Business: Yeah, I want speakers that you can hug with your arms and your legs, and just feel the beat.
[cut to Lord Business's robots instructing the captive Master Builders in the Think Tank]
Robot: Listen up! We need new instructions for a speaker system for the TAKOS!
Gandalf: We'll never help-! [suddenly the device attached to their heads initiates and they all start coming up with the instructions] Whatever you say, boss!
Emmet: Then once the instructions are printed, Wyldstyle and I will enter the Kragle room, place the thing on the other thing, and save the universe. [cut to the group having their planning meeting] Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hey, I didn't draw that. [points to a drawing of himself, as he saves the universe] Is that me exploding?
Vitruvius: Uh, I didn't mention that earlier, when you reunite the Piece with the Kragle, it might explode?
Emmet: No! But it might not, right?
Vitruvius: Sure, sure, sure. Let's go with that.
Vitruvius: Well, Junebug, I really prefer the word "experienced"! [singlehandedly attacks the robots. The Master Builders cheer him.] Ha-ha! You see, Emmet, a corrupted spirit is no match for the purity of imaginat- [suddenly Lord Business decapitates Vitruvius with a penny. Batman, Wyldstyle & Emmet gasp]
Emmet: Vitruvius! NO! Vitruvius.
Vitruvius: My sweet Emmet, come closer. You must know something about the prophecy.
Emmet: I know, I'm doing my best, but I d-
Vitruvius: The prophecy… I made it up.
Emmet: What?
Vitruvius: I made it up. It's not true.
Emmet: But that means I'm just… I'm not the Special?
Vitruvius: You must listen. What I'm about to tell you will change the course of history… BLEAGH! [dies]
Emmet: No. No. [the group looks visibly sad as they are led away by the robots]
Lord Business: Hey, not so special anymore, huh? [the robots strap each of the group into one of the Think Tank seats] Well, guess what? No one ever told me I was special. I never got a trophy just for showing up. I'm not some special little snowflake, no! [the micro-manager robot picks up Emmet and straps him onto a battery] But as unspecial as I am, you are a thousand billion times more unspecial than me. Robots, bring me the Sword of Exact-0!
Robots: Yes, Lord Business. [the robots hand Lord Business an Xacto razor and he walks over to Emmet]
Lord Business: Must be weird. One minute, you're the most special person in the universe. And the next minute… you're nobody! [uses the razor to cuts the Piece of Resistance from Emmet's back] Oh, I have a nice spot for this in my relic room. [he suddenly throws the Piece of Resistance through the window] Uh-oh, my mistake! There it goes!
Wyldstyle: No!
Lord Business: Bye-bye, forever! [the Piece of Resistance falls into the abyss] Well, I guess there's only one thing left to do! [he turns to his robots] RELEASE THE KRAGLE!
Robot: End of the line!
Wylstyle: Bad Cop?
Bad Cop: I hope there's still a Good Cop in me somewhere. [draws a new face for Good Cop with a black marker]
Scribble Cop: I'll hold these guys off. You go stop 'em. Yay!
Metalbeard: Great idea! But how will we get there? [suddenly Benny starts having an idea]
Voice Man: T-minus 10, 9, 8…
Benny: I could, eeehhh…
Voice Man: …7, 6, 5, 4…
Benny: I could build a…
Voice Man: …3, 2…
Benny: I could build a…
Voice Man: …1!
Benny: I could build a spaceship! [he looks around to see if anyone disagrees] You-you're not-you're not going to say "No"?
Scribble Cop: Build away, whatever your name is!
Benny: [laughs and jumps around in excitement as he quickly assembles a spaceship] SPACESHIP! [Benny and the team fly the spaceship through the different realms] SPACESHIP! SPACESHIP! SPACESHIP! SPACESHIP! SPACESHIP! [the team are spotted by the robots]
Robot: All units, attack that spaceship! [the robots chase after the spaceship in their aircrafts and start shooting at it]
Benny: SPACESHIP! [quickly steers the spaceship away from sight]
Robot: Where did he go?! [suddenly the spaceship flies up through the robots aircrafts destroying them]
Benny: SPACESHIP!
Unikitty: [as they fly over Bricksburg] Wyldstyle, look! It's the citizens! [the citizens have built aircrafts which they are using to attack Lord Business's robots]
Abraham Lincoln: And don't forget us Master Builders.
Lord Business: What is going on?! You stop building that stuff! Just stop it!
Emmet: You... don't have to be... the bad guy. You are the most talented, most interesting, and extraordinary person in the universe. And you are capable of amazing things, because you are the Special. [Lord Business looks shocked and lowers the Kragle] And so am I. And so is everyone. The prophecy is made up, but it's also true. It's about all of us. Right now, it's about you. And you, still, can change everything.
[he holds up the Piece of Resistance. Business, touched by Emmet's speech drops the Kragle and starts walking over to him. Cut to the real world where Finn's father approaches his son, kneels down and hugs Finn, at the same time in Lego world, we see Lord Business is hugging Emmet.]
Emmet: Oh, we got a hugger. [Emmet hands the Piece of Resistance to Lord Business] Be careful, I have been told... it might explode.
[Lord Business winks at Emmet, makes his way to the Kragle, in the real world Finn's father places the lid on the Krazy Glue, at the same time Lord Business places the Piece of Resistance on to the Kragle and into the TAKO device]
Lord Business: [strains, exhales deeply] Emmet, thank you. And I just want you to know, from the bottom of my heart, from this moment forward, I solemnly promise that I will never--
[suddenly the Kragle explodes causing all the micro-managers and nozzles to de-activate. Emmet lands in the middle of the city where his friends are.]
Benny: EMMET!
Metalbeard: Emmet, arr!
Emmet: [Chuckling] Hey, everyone! Is everyone okay? Where's Lucy? [Unikitty laughs, as the micro-managers fall down] [Wyldstyle comes up from under a micro-manager]
Wyldstyle: Emmet!
Emmet: Lucy! [Emmet rushes over to her and Wyldstyle jumps into his arms]
Wyldstyle: We did it! [Unikitty laughs] [Batman clears throat. Just as Emmet and Wyldstyle are about to hold hands Batman interrupts them] [Emmet gasps] Oh, eeehhh. Emmet, wait. Batman, there's something I need to say to you!
Batman: No, Wyldstyle. I mean, Lucy! [he points to Emmet] He's the hero you deserve!
Wyldstyle: [Wyldstyle smiles and Emmet looks behind him to see who Batman was pointing at] Thanks, Batman!
Unikitty: [giggles]
[Wyldstyle turns Emmet's face towards her and they finally hold hands as everyone cheers for them. We see Vitruvius's ghostly form hovering over the city watching them]
Ghost Vitruvius: [breaking the fourth wall] I liked Emmet before he was cool. [we see Business is pouring an antidote to unstick everybody]
President Business: Whoops! I have the antidote for the Kragle! How did that happen?
[at the same time in the real world Finn's father is pouring glue remover all over the Lego pieces as Finn watches]
Finn: De-kragler!
The Man Upstairs: Watch this. YEAH! [as Finn's father pours glue remover onto Pa and Ma Cop Finn reunites Bad Cop with his parents]
Finn: Oh, Mommy, Daddy, you're okay!
[scene changes to Bad Cop reunited with his parents]
Ma Cop: [Ma Cop chuckles] Oh, son! [Bad Cop who's now using his drawn-on Good Cop face hugs his parents]
Good Cop: Hi, Mom. Hi, Dad.
Pa Cop: [chuckles] We're okay, son. [Pa Cop chuckles. In the real world Finn and his father are playing with the Lego pieces]
Mom: [calls out] Hey, guys? Time to come up for dinner! It’s Taco Tuesday, your favorite!
The Man Upstairs: Okay, honey, well, be up in a sec.
Finn: Oh, yeah, we'll be up in a sec!
The Man Upstairs: I got to tell you something.
Finn: What?
The Man Upstairs: Now that I'm letting you come down here and play, guess who else gets to come down here and play?
Finn: Who?
The Man Upstairs: Your sister.
Finn: [surprised] What?
[last lines; as everyone Emmet and the gang are having a feast on the Double-Decker couch]
Emmet: Well, things sure have a way of working out smoothly. Am I right, guys? [suddenly an alien spaceship hovers above them] Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat...?
[a trio of Duplo alien figures descend into the Lego world]
Duplo: [Baby voice] Well, we're from the planet Duplon, and we're here to destroy you.
Emmet: Oh, man.

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