The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie

2004 American animated comedy film directed by Stephen Hillenburg

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The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie is a 2004 animated film based on the Nickelodeon television series SpongeBob SquarePants, released on November 19, 2004. The film's two protagonists, as in the TV series, are SpongeBob SquarePants and Patrick Star who embark on a journey to save King Neptune's crown and rescue Bikini Bottom from the evil clutches of Plankton.


Goofy Goober: [singing]: Oh, I'm a goofy goober, yeah, You're a goofy goober yeah, We're all goofy goobers yeah, Goofy goofy goofy goobers yeah!

Mr. Krabs: "I stole your crown, signed... EUGENE KRABS"?!
Neptune: Relinquish the royal crown to me AT ONCE! [points his burning trident at Mr. Krabs]
Mr. Krabs: But... But this is crazy! I didn't do it!
Answering Machine: Ahoy! This is Eugene Krabs-- leave a message!
Answering Machine: Hi, Mr. Krabs, this is Clay, the guy you sold Neptune's crown to? Yeah. I just wanted to say thanks again for selling me the crown. Neptune's crown. [Mr. Krabs tries to stop the machine by breaking it but it continues to play] I sold it to a guy in Shell City and, uh... I just wanted to say thanks again for selling me the crown. Neptune's crown... [Mr. Krabs rips the phone from the cord but the phone still works for a brief moment] ...which is now in Shell City, goodbye.
Mr. Krabs: Eh-heh-heh, h'well, I was... I, uh... hoo-hoo... eh... Don't'cha just hate wrong numbers?
Plankton: [appears on the other end of the phone] Plan Z, I love Plan Z!

Neptune: My hair is thinning a bit...
SpongeBob: Oh, your highness , I'm sure it's not that noticab-- [Neptune takes off the paper bag from his head revealing an insanely blinding glow] --aaald! Bald! Bald!
Crowd of People: Bald! Bald! Bald! Bald!
Fred: [eyes sizzling] My eyes!
Neptune: [puts the bag back on] All right, all right.
SpongeBob: Uh... King Neptune, sir? Would you spare Mr. Krabs' life if I went to get your crown back?
Neptune: You go to Shell City?! [eyes bulge out of his head; laughs maniacally; goes back to normal] No one who's gone to Shell City has ever returned!

SpongeBob: Patrick, we're gonna party 'till we're purple!
Patrick: I love being purple!

Neptune: Be back with my crown, in exactly 10 days!
Patrick: He can do it in 9!
Neptune: 8!
Patrick: 7!
Neptune: 6!
SpongeBob and Mr. Krabs: PATRICK! [tackle Patrick]
Neptune: 6 it is then! [Mr. Krabs chokes Patrick]
Patrick: [gasps for air] 5?!
SpongeBob: Patrick, shush!

Squidward: Too bad SpongeBob's not here to enjoy SpongeBob not being here.

Squidward: [Mr. Krabs has been frozen solid] Who turned on the A/C? [sees a frozen Mr. Krabs; screams] Mr. Krabs! [knocks on Krabs 3 times] Oh, no! This is terrible! Who's gonna sign my paycheck?

Victor: HEY!!! Who blew this bubble?! (to all his fellow thugs) You all know the rules!
Thugs: (in unison) All bubble-blowing babies will be beaten senseless by every able-bodied patron in the bar.
Victor: That's right! So, who blew it?!

SpongeBob: How are we going to get back to Bikini Bottom now?
David Hasselhoff: I can take you there. [cuts to Hasselhoff running toward them]
SpongeBob: Who are you?!
David: I'm David Hasselhoff.
SpongeBob and Patrick: Hooray!
SpongeBob: Where's your boat?
David: Boat? (laughs) [cuts to SpongeBob and Patrick riding on his back]
SpongeBob: Go, Hasselhoff!
Patrick: Next stop, Bikini Bottom!

SpongeBob: Oh, my gosh! Look, Patrick, Plankton's turned everybody in Bikini Bottom into slaves! Squidward...Sandy...Mrs. Puff... [gasps] Even Gary!
Gary: Meow!

SpongeBob: [seemingly drunk on ice cream] This next song goes out to my best friends in the whole world: Patrick and this big peanut guy! It's a little diddy called...
SpongeBob and Patrick: WAIIIIIITERRRRRR!

Plankton: His chaps are too righteous. The helmets can't handle this level of rock and roll! Karen, do something!
Karen: [crowd surfing] WWOOOOOO, WHEEEEE!

Mindy: [after making SpongeBob and Patrick into "men"] Can you make it to Shell City?!
SpongeBob and Patrick: HECK YEAH!
Mindy: Are men afraid of anything?
SpongeBob and Patrick: HECK NO!
Mindy: And why?
SpongeBob and Patrick: BECAUSE WE'RE INVINCIBLE! [they jump off a cliff]
Mindy: [yelling down to them] I NEVER SAID THAT!

Patrick: [driving] Hey look, free ice cream! [turns sharp left]
SpongeBob: Oh, boy! [runs out through boneyard to get ice cream]
Patrick: [to skull on floor] How you doin'? [suddenly looks alarmed] Wait a minute... Wait a minute! SPONGEBOB!!
SpongeBob: Yeah?
Patrick: ...Make mine a chocolate!

SpongeBob: What kind of old lady are you?! [a monstrous frogfish reveals itself from the ground] [SpongeBob screams and bites off the old lady's left arm, falls down]
Patrick: [catches SpongeBob in the Patty Wagon] Did you get the ice cream?
[Frogfish roars]


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