The Patrick Star Show/Season 2

SpongeBob SquarePants: Seasons: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 (Main) | Movies: The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie / Sponge Out of Water / Sponge on the Run / Saving Bikini Bottom: The Sandy Cheeks Movie | Spin-offs: Kamp Koral (s1, s2) / The Patrick Star Show (s1, s2, s3) | Specials: SpongeBob's Big Birthday Blowout, The Tidal Zone

The Patrick Star Show is an American animated television series and a spinoff of SpongeBob SquarePants. The show features Patrick Star and his family hosting a talk show.

Episode 1

The Patrick Show Cashes In [2.1a]

Perch Perkins: Perch Perkins here live at the premiere of The Patrick Show season [holds two fingers] 2! Let's take a look!

Patrick: [off-screen] Are you ready for season 2?

Attendees: Season 2! Season 2!

The Star Games [2.1b]

Episode 2

Super Stars [2.2a]

Now Museum, Now You Don't [2.2b]

Episode 3

10 And 1 Toilets [2.3a]

Squidina: Hey, Patrick. Didn't you say there were 11 puppies.

Patrick: Uh-huh.

Squidina: Well, I only see eight.

Patrick: [looks, then shrugs] I don't know. Math is hard.

Squidina: Look, there's only three puppies now.

Patrick: [looking around] Oh, where'd the other 12 go?

Squidina: I don't know. [grabs Patrick's shirt collar] And let's never take our eyes off... [looks behind, gasps] THE PUPPIES! THEY'VE BEEN TOILET-NAPPED!!! What do we do?

Patrick: The one thing we can do.

Patrick and Squidina: [jump up and scream] Go get Mom! [run off]

Family Plotz [2.3b]

Episode 4

The Wrath of Shmandor [2.4a]

There Goes the Neighborhood [2.4b]

Episode 5

Movie Stars [2.5a]

Dr. Smart Science [2.5b]

Episode 6

The Commode Episode [2.6a]

Tyin' The Klop-Knot [2.6b]

Episode 7

Chum Bucket List [2.7a]

Big Baby Patrick [2.7b]

[After Patrick literally eats SpongeBob's ice cream]

SpongeBob: NO! YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO WATCH ME EAT THE ICE CREAM, AND WANT YOUR OWN SO BAD THAT YOU'LL GROW UP AND STOP BEING A BABY!!!

Episode 8

Is There a Director in the House? [2.8a]

Star Cruise [2.8b]

Episode 9

Best Served Cold [2.9a]

Grim Reaper: Curse that GrandPat Star, [crumbles water cup] eluding me for centuries. I'll get him one of these days.

Ice cream man: Hmm. [bell dings, gets idea] Hey.

Fentin, Gladys, the Grim Reaper, and Squidward: Huh?

Ice cream man: [points to them] You all hate the Star family?

Fentin, Gladys, the Grim Reaper, and Squidward: Oh, yeah. / Uh-huh, uh-huh.

Ice cream man: [stands on table] Well, so do I. I say we team up and finally get revenge on them, once and for all!

Fentin, Gladys, and the Grim Reaper: [raise hands] Yeah!

Squidward: Yeah! Yeah, that's a good idea!

Plankton: [appears under Walter] You know, the Chum Bucket is a great place to hatch a revenge scheme. It's also a great place to [takes out chum] buy chum, [points to them] which none of you did! You bums get out of here! [points to table] And leave those free waters!

Tattoo Hullaballoo [2.9b]

Episode 10

Too Many Patricks [2.10a]

Much Tofu About Nothing [2.10b]

Todd: May the best food product win.

Shmeat: [speaking quickly] Yeah, well, that's not you, it's me, see? Tofu's not even a food, is it? Is tofu food? I don't know.