The Patrick Star Show/Season 3

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SpongeBob SquarePants: Seasons: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 | Movies: The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie / Sponge Out of Water / Sponge on the Run / Saving Bikini Bottom: The Sandy Cheeks Movie / Plankton: The Movie | Spin-offs: Kamp Koral (s1, s2) / The Patrick Star Show (s1, s2, s3, s4) | Specials: SpongeBob's Big Birthday Blowout, The Tidal Zone, Kreepaway Kamp, SpongeBob and Patrick's Timeline Twist-Up

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The Patrick Star Show is an American animated television series and a spinoff of SpongeBob SquarePants. The show features Patrick Star and his family hosting a talk show.

Episode 1

The Patrick Show After Dark [3.1b]

Slappy': What? No. You can't yo-yo then go-go. I need more show-show.

Patrick: [now in his night clothes] Sorry, Slappy. It's past my bedtime.

Slappy: It's also the perfect time for the Patrick Show [dramatic close-up of his face] "After Dark."

Patrick: After dark?

Slappy: [close-up on his lips] After dark.[Patrick stares wide-eyed, blinks]

Episode 2

Episode 3

Episode 4

Episode 5

Episode 6

Episode 7

Episode 8

Episode 9

Episode 12

Squidina's Holidaze Special [3.13]

[The episode opens with a shot of the Star house at Christmas. Snowmen shaped like Patrick and Squidina are in the front yard. Snowflakes fall. Squidina is seen with a candy cane in her mouth, writing at a desk and putting papers on a stack. She writes on the typewriter and pushes it back, then puts more papers on the stack. She pushes the typewriter back, spits out the candy cane, and drinks coffee as she types with her feet. The typewriter pings as different things are seen on her desk as time passes: half-eaten Christmas cookies, an empty cup of coffee, a soda cup, then two cups together, and another empty coffee cup. The stack of paper grows until it is much bigger. Squidina puts a final paper on top and flips it over, revealing the title "Squidina's Holidaze Special." Cut to Patrick, wearing a Christmas sweater, taking a gift out from under the tree. Patrick shakes the present, grunting, Squidina taps him on the shoulder]

Patrick: [panics] Oh! [hides gift behind his back] Santa, please don't put me on the naughty list. I-- [sees Squidina, who looks tired] Oh, oh, it's just you. Ooh, are you okay?

Squidina: [tired] It took three consecutive all-nighters and more coffee than a 3rd grader should ever drink, [holds out script] but I finished my script for the school play just in time.

Patrick: Ooh. [throws away present, grabs at script] I wanna pretend to read it! [looks in his palms] Huh?

Squidina: Sorry, Patrick, this is my only copy, and if anything happened to it, I'd probably fail [yawns] drama class. [Patrick reaches out for the script] So please... don't touch it. [collapses]

Patrick: [pokes her with his foot] Nudge. Nudge. Oh, I hope Santa isn't watching. He wouldn't mind if I took a little peek. [takes the script, giggles, knocks into a table with a coffee cup] Huh? [The cup falls on the paper and soaks it. Patrick screams, looks around] Gotta clean it, gotta clean it! [wrings the coffee into his mouth, gargles, puts the script on a table] I'm sure it'll be fine [takes out a hair dryer] once I dry it. [The dryer blows the papers around the room. Patrick panics, knocks the table away, and grabs the papers. He peels one off a lollipop painting.]

Squidina: [snoring]

[Patrick takes a page as it falls on her. He pulls one away from Ouchie.]

Ouchie: [growling]

Patrick: [placing the papers together] Whew! That was almost a disaster. [Zoom out to show he put the papers in a shredder. Patrick screams, pulls the papers away and they land in a woodchipper, screams]

Squidina: [snoring]

Patrick: [gasps] I can still fix this! [forms the paper scraps into a pinata, then a trophy, then a statue of him holding a chicken]

[Cut to the outside of the house as construction noises are heard. Slappy comes out of the Patrick snowman. Patrick is seen welding something in the garage.]

Patrick: [lifts mask] I can't believe it worked. [the script is restored, he throws the blowtorch away and takes the script] All fixed.

[Smoke comes from the right side of the garage as a smoke alarm blares. A loud crash and a burst of smoke appear as Patrick gets back to Squidina and puts the script in her hand.]

Squidina: Fade out, end of dream. Where am I? [looks at script] What's this? [gasps] The play! We're gonna be late. Come on, Patrick. [drags him] Let's go!