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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Fast Forward

sixth season of the 2003 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles TV series
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Seasons: 1 / 2 / 3 / 4 / 5: Ninja Tribunal / 6: Fast Forward / 7: Back to the Sewer | Film: Turtles Forever | Main

The following is a list of quotes from the sixth season (referred to as Fast Forward) of the 2003 series Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

Future Shellshock

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[After Tengu Shredder's death, the Turtles and Splinter now have great adventures in the future. In New York at the Turtle Lair in Central Park, where Raphael fighting with Mikey for the remote.]
Raphael: For the last time, it's my day!
Michelangelo: Yep, your lucky day, cuz we're watching the 24-hour sci-fi mega-thorn.
Raph: Give me that remote Mikey I'm flipping you instead of the channels.
[Michelangelo blows raspberries at Raphael whist changing channels.]
Leonardo: 15 years of ninja training and it all comes down to ultimate wrestling Smackdown versus Zombies from Saturn 4.
Splinter: Hmm, where did I go wrong?
[Raph and Mikey scrabble over the remote until Mikey pins Raph on the sofa.]
Mikey: I win
Leo: Oh yeah?
[Leonardo & Donatello jump in the Turtles fight over the remote, Mikey drops it landing on a carpet they go the remote, Splinter uses his stick and curls up the other side of the carpet, waves it flinging the remote up the turtles miss landing on the carpet then Splinter using the carpet rounds the turtles up, sits on sofa and the remote lands in his hand.]
Splinter: This is pointless, You know my soaps are on in 5 minutes.
Mikey: That's 5 minutes of Sci-Fi goodness.
[Mikey manages to raise his leg and presses the remote with his toe. Them suddenly a blue light flashes and covers the whole screen, the background changes to dark. The carpet around the turtles fall off and noticed they're striped.]
Raphael: Hey, where're our masks?! A-And our weapons? I feel totally naked here!
[Turtles realizing Splinter is naked as well]
Splinter: Not a word.
Michelangelo: Ah! The TV! It's gone.
Leonardo: Forget the TV, the whole lair is trashed.
[The Turtles and Splinter see that the lair is in abandoned state.]
Raphael: What the shell happened?
Splinter: Outside quickly!
[The Turtles and Splinter exit the sewers and they'll stunned; New York has changed.]
Raphael: Nice going, Mikey you didn't just change the channel, you changed the whole freaking world.
Jammerhead: [hooded figure that unhooded himself] Are you disrespecting me reptile?!?

Obsolete

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  • This marks the debut appearance of Starlee Hambrath, Darius Dun and the Inuwashi Gunjin are Leader, Joker, Hothead and Sage.

Home Invasion

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  • This marks the debut appearance of Viral and Sh'Okanabo.

Headlock Prime

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  • This marks the debut appearance of Triple Threat.

Playtime's Over

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Bishop to Knight

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Leo: Er, ladies and gentlemen, we have an emergency situation. Everyone needs to get to the escape pods now!!
Raph: How do you say "bomb" in Future-ese?

Night of Sh'Okanabo

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Clash of the Turtle Titans

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Fly Me to the Moon

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Invasion of the Body Snatcher!

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The Freaks Come Out at Night

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Bad Blood

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The Journal

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Leonardo: 2 of us?
Karai: Konichiwa, Leonardo. It is good to see you again.
Leonardo: Karai?
April: (narrating) "But Leo couldn't stop. He obsessed on Karai, determined that she was the traitor."
Karai: The Shredder is gone!
Leonardo: But his daughter isn't!

The Gaminator

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Graduation Day: Class of 2105

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Timing is Everything

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Shredder: Leonardo. You should have run while you had the chance.
Leonardo: I know. Guess you're still mad about the whole "water-tower-dropping-on-your-head" thing, huh?
Shredder: Impossible! You are not this powerful!
Raphael: Dude, we put the kabosh on you a long time ago! You're history! (he and Leonardo kick the Shredder through a time portal back to his own time)

Enter the Jammerhead

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Milk Run

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The Fall of Darius Dunn

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Turtle X-Tinction

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Race for Glory!

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Head of State

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DNA is Thicker than Water

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The Cosmic Completist

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The Day of Awakening

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Zixxth Sense

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[Cut to Earth where the turtles are ordering food from a Taco truck.]
Donatello: One macho nacho burrito. Hold the jalapenos.
Raphael: No jalapenos? Donny come on, toughen up. Explore the inner beast in you. [Off to the side, Michelangelo is adding “Hot Nova Blast” sauce to his taco.] Look at me, I always do. Trust me, go for the gusto, bro’. [Michelangelo sneaks up behind him and splashes Raphael’s taco with hot sauce.] A little spice never hurt anyone. [He takes a big bite of his taco and then spits it out.] Ack! [screaming]: Aah!
Michelangelo: Feeling a little hot under the collar?
Raphael: [runs to the food truck and opens the tap on an orange drink container, letting it pour directly into his mouth. His brothers all laugh. he growls and menaces Michelangelo.] Would you like a side order of butt whooping with your knuckle sandwich?
Michelangelo:
Leonardo: [laughs and then stops] Huh? [When his arm communicator begins to beep. He activates it and a holographic image of Zixx, who is bound, appears. As he speaks, two lobster aliens walk up next to him.
Zixx: This is Torbin Zixx. I’m being held hostage by Thermadorian mobsters.
Michelangelo: Are those mobsters lobsters?
Zixx: They’re demanding twenty million credits for my release. Don’t give them what they want. Forget about me. Don’t try to rescue me! [The two aliens clamp down on his shoulders and the image disappears.]

Characters

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Main

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Recurring

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Antagonists

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  • Viral - voiced by Eva Kaminsky
  • Sh'Okanabo - voiced by Sean Schemmel

Minor

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  CREATORS     Kevin Eastman · Peter Laird  
  COMICS     Mirage comic series  (1984–2010) · Tales  (1987–2010) · Adventures  (1988–1995) · Mighty Mutanimals  (1991 spin-off) · Daily comic strip  (1990–1997) · Dreamwave comics
  series  (2003) · IDW comic series  (2011–present)  
  TELEVISION     Cartoon All-Stars to the Rescue  (1990) · Turtles Forever  (2009)  
  SERIES     1987–1996 series · Mutant Turtles: Superman Legend  (1996) · Next Mutation  (1997–1998) · 2003–2010 series · 2012–2017 series · 2018–2020 series · Tales of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles  (2024-present)    
  FILMS     Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles  (1990) · Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Secret of the Ooze  (1991) · Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III  (1993) · TMNT  (2007) · Turtles Forever  (2009) · Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles  (2014) · Out of the Shadows  (2016) · Batman vs. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles  (2019) · Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: The Movie  (2022) · Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem  (2023)  
  FAN-MADE     Casey Jones  (2011)  
  DOCUMENTARY     Turtle Power: The Definitive History of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles  (2014)  
  VIDEO GAMES     Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles  (2003) · Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2: Battle Nexus  (2004)  
  SEE ALSO     Leonardo da Vinci · Donatello · Michelangelo · Raphael  
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