Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Fast Forward

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The following is a list of quotes from the sixth season (referred to as Fast Forward) of the 2003 series Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

Future Shellshock

• This marks the debut appearance of Serling and Cody Jones, the great-grandson of Casey Jones and April O'Neil, Constable Biggles and Jammerhead.

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[After Tengu Shredder's death, the Turtles and Splinter now have great adventures in the future. In New York at the Turtle Lair in Central Park, where Raphael fighting with Mikey for the remote.]

Raphael: For the last time, it's my day!

Michelangelo: Yep, your lucky day, cuz we're watching the 24-hour sci-fi mega-thorn.

Raph: Give me that remote Mikey I'm flipping you instead of the channels.

[Michelangelo blows raspberries at Raphael whist changing channels.]

Leonardo: 15 years of ninja training and it all comes down to ultimate wrestling Smackdown versus Zombies from Saturn 4.

Splinter: Hmm, where did I go wrong?

[Raph and Mikey scrabble over the remote until Mikey pins Raph on the sofa.]

Mikey: I win

Leo: Oh yeah?

[Leonardo & Donatello jump in the Turtles fight over the remote, Mikey drops it landing on a carpet they go the remote, Splinter uses his stick and curls up the other side of the carpet, waves it flinging the remote up the turtles miss landing on the carpet then Splinter using the carpet rounds the turtles up, sits on sofa and the remote lands in his hand.]

Splinter: This is pointless, You know my soaps are on in 5 minutes.

Mikey: That's 5 minutes of Sci-Fi goodness.

[Mikey manages to raise his leg and presses the remote with his toe. Then suddenly a blue light flashes and covers the whole screen, the background changes to dark. The carpet around the turtles fall off and noticed they're striped.]

Raphael: Hey, where're our masks?! A-And our weapons? I feel totally naked here!

[Turtles realizing Splinter is naked as well]

Splinter: Not a word.

Michelangelo: Ah! The TV! It's gone.

Leonardo: Forget the TV, the whole lair is trashed.

[The Turtles and Splinter see that the lair is in abandoned state.]

Raphael: What the shell happened?

Splinter: Outside quickly!

[The Turtles and Splinter exit the sewers and they'll stunned; New York has changed.]

Raphael: Nice going, Mikey you didn't just change the channel, you changed the whole freaking world.

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Leonardo: Look we appreciate you helping us with the breathing and all mister?

Serling: The name is Serling.

Raphael: Your name's gonna be scrap metal unless you start making with some answers I got a brother missing. [?]

Cody Jones: Whoa! They're really here, really real and Wow, Hmm.

Serling: The master.

Raphael: Master? But he's just a kid.

Donatello: Master Splinter, look.

[The Turtles and Splinter see a hall that contains Artifacts from the Turtles adventures, A ripped Foot Ninja banner, Ch'rell's Shredder armor and Casey Jones' hockey mask and gear.]

Raphael: Casey's stuff, our stuff. [grabs Cody by his coat] Alright, twerp, Where'd you get all this?! Where the shell are—

Serling: [grab and lifts Raphael] Manners, reptile. [throws Raphael at a stand which something jumps and hits him on the head which after get catches]

Raphael: Doh! [look at the object and sees TCRI on it]

Cody Jones: Don't be mad, the hockey stuff the mask it's all mine, [As he place TCRI canister back] it belonged to my great grandparents.

Splinter: Your great grandparents?

Cody Jones: Casey Jones and April O'Neil, my name is Cody Jones and this is New York City in the year 2105.

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Jammerhead: [hooded figure that unhooded himself] Are you disrespecting me reptile?!?

Obsolete

• This marks the debut appearance of Starlee Hambrath, Darius Dun and the Inuwashi Gunjin are Leader, Joker, Hothead and Sage.

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Raphael: Fly? Those bird brains are gone and we got no idea where. How are we gonna…? [All of the turtles’ gauntlets light up and beep.] Hey, what’s that beeping?

[A holographic image of Serling appears above the gauntlets.]

Serling: Dare I ask what happened?

Raphael: No time to play, buckethead. Cody….

Serling: Is gone. I know. He had all of your enviropacks linked by proximity beacon. [His image is replaced by a map showing a single red triangle moving through the city.] You can track him within a ten-kilometer radius.

Leonardo: Call whatever passes for the police and relay the beacon signal to them. [Serling signs off.] All right, let’s move!

Home Invasion

• This marks the debut appearance of Viral and Sh'Okanabo.

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Viral: Please, Master, I suffer code damage. I am t-trapped in this twisted form. Repair me so I can….

Sh’Okanabo: Consider it punishment for failing to break the will of one human child, Viral.

Viral: Free me from this prison, Sh’Okanabo. I will make them pay.

Sh’Okanabo: Oh, you will. [reaches out and tilts her head back.] I am not done with O’Neil Tech and its secrets. When the time is right, we will strike without mercy. [evil laughs and fades away.]

Headlock Prime

• This marks the debut appearance of Triple Threat.

Bishop to Knight

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Leo: Er, ladies and gentlemen, we have an emergency situation. Everyone needs to get to the escape pods now!!

Raph: How do you say "bomb" in Future-ese?

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Clash of the Turtle Titans

[The scene opens on a full moon before panning down to a wide alley in New York City. A single rat lifts its head and then runs away just as someone wearing spiked boots arrives.]

Michelangelo: [narrates] A long time ago in a back alley far, far away, [Zoom in on Shredder.] …actually, it was the one just off Broadway and Canal, [The Purple Dragons and Hun arrive.] ahem, the forces of evil had assembled for their ultimate reign of terror on an unsuspecting city.

[Pan across the various assembled villains and then up to the sky. Silver Sentry appears, outlined by the full moon, he hovers there for a moment, and then dives.]

Michelangelo: [narrates] Only one hero could stop them… [Silver Sentry zooms over the heads of the villains, but Hun reaches up and grabs his ankle, yanking him down to the ground.] …and it wasn’t him.

[Suddenly, Michelangelo dressed in his Turtle Titan gear swings down into the alley. Clinging to a rope line, he kicks the villains away from Silver Sentry.]

Michelangelo: [narrates] No, it was… the Turtle Titan!

[The Turtle Titan strikes a pose. Hun comes up behind him and wraps his thick arms around Michelangelo’s body. Hun laughs, but Michelangelo clocks him in the head with his shield and Hun drops to the ground. Then Dr. Malignus steps forward. He attacks, but Michelangelo dodges his attempts and then kicks him aside. A pair of Foot ninja come at Michelangelo, who easily avoids their attacks, punching one and throwing the other. Michelangelo turns to see Shredder, who slashes at him with his Tekkō-kagi and then as the turtle backs away, punches him. Michelangelo falls back against some stairs and then glances up at the fire escape platform on the wall above him. He leaps to his feet and kicks Shredder away before shooting a rope line up to the platform. Michelangelo is pulled up and away from Shredder when the villain charges and slashes at him. Swinging on the line, Michelangelo flies back at the Shredder, who ducks. Michelangelo then turns in midair and flings his shield at Shredder, hitting him full on in the chest. The Turtle Titan then strikes another pose. Close-up of Shredder’s helmeted face, the red eyes shining.]

Shredder: Curse you, Turtle Titan. [His eyes close.]

[Cut to all of the villains stacked up in a large pile. Turtle Titan stands atop the bodies, striking another pose. Silver Sentry, stars swimming around his head, reaches up to shake Michelangelo’s hand.]

Silver Sentry: Thanks, pal.

[Silver Sentry faints. The background changes to show city buildings in daylight and a large American flag waving behind the Turtle Titan.]

Michelangelo: [narrates] And there you have it, the true story of the legendary Turtle Titan! [His costume changes to a business suit and hat.] Who, disguised as Michelangelo, mild mannered ninja turtle, fought a never-ending battle for truth, justice and the terrapin way.

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The Freaks Come Out at Night

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Raphael: I should have guessed your ugly hide was behind this somehow, Sh’Okanabo. Whatever you did to my bro’s, you better change ‘em back, now!

Sh’Okanabo: Hah! Insignificant creature, we stand on the brink of a new age for your planet. [The Kanabo drones gather in front of him.] Gaze at your future, for soon you will all join the ranks of my Kanabo drones. For this is the way of my kind, as it has always been and always shall be. [A flashback begins as he tells the story of his race. A spaceship flies towards a planet. narrates] The Kanabo roam from planet to planet, infecting host bodies with our DNA. [On an alien planet, the population is infected with Kanabo.] Merging with them; slowly taking them over, until they all become Kanabo themselves in a global day of awakening. [The entire planet becomes overrun by the infection.] And so the infestation spreads until the planet’s resources are sucked dry. [Return to the present.] Tonight’s test of viability proves the host bodies are perfect for consumption. Soon the transformation will be complete, permanent. Then nothing will stop the day of awakening.

The Journal

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Leonardo: 2 of us?

Karai: Konichiwa, Leonardo. It is good to see you again.

Leonardo: Karai?

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April: (narrating) "But Leo couldn't stop. He obsessed on Karai, determined that she was the traitor."

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Karai: The Shredder is gone!

Leonardo: But his daughter isn't!

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[Leonardo creeps along a corridor and then peeks through a partially opened door to see Karai kneeling before a table which holds a box.]

Karai: It will happen – tonight. [She reaches forward and lifts the Shredder’s helmet.] Father.

Leonardo: [growls and then kicks open the doors, pulling his swords simultaneously.] I knew it!

Karai: Leonardo, no! [She draws her swords and the pair crash through a window into the courtyard below.] Have you gone mad?!

Leonardo: I know what I saw, traitor.

[Karai swings down with both swords, but Leonardo slices through them and then kicks her to the ground. He stands over her with a sword at her face.]

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Casey Jones: [narrates] Raph and I was stuck on that island for three years before being rescued. [April stands in front of O’Neil tech with a new man and the Justice Force tots around her.] During that time April married some other dude, thinking I went to the big ice rink in the sky. [Time shift – O’Neil Tech is abandoned and in disrepair.] O’Neil Tech fell apart. April was too upset to work, so some skell named Darius Dun bought the joint, manufactured a bunch of junky tech that shot global warming through the roof. [A giant “D” spins atop what once was O’Neil Tech. Pollution starts to form and the sky turns a bright orange.] With the surface of the Earth like a red-hot oven, humans were forced to move underground. After a while we changed and evolved into mole people. [Mole-human hybrids move around the streets.] Especially Jersey, they went first.

The Gaminator

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Michelangelo: Where are we?

[His voice turns Cody towards the game display. All four turtles are inside a dungeon.]

Raphael: And what happened to our weapons? Their gone.

Leo/Cody: Oh, boy.

Donatello: Guys, this may sound crazy, but we seem to be inside the Gaminator program.

Michelangelo: I’ve heard of immersive gameplay, but this is ridiculous.

Raphael: Maybe we should’ve waited until they finished testing the thing?

Leonardo: Don, how is this possible? Our bodies got sucked into a video game?

Donatello: No, our minds did. We’re connected to the game through the neural interface.

[A door opens and a prince enters the dungeon.]

Prince: Have you seen the princess? I must find the princess.

Raphael: Princess? You gotta be kidding me. We got our own problems, pal.

Prince: Must find the princess.

[His form suddenly starts to glitch, phasing in and out. Then the red current climbs along his body and the prince groans in pain. A sound from above causes the turtles to look up and see a cage falling towards them. Before they can move, they are trapped. Michelangelo looks at Raphael.]

Michelangelo: Don’t you know not to be rude to non-player characters in an adventure game?

[A sizzling sounds turns their attention back to the prince. His form changes into that of Viral’s.]

Donatello: I don’t think that’s part of the game, Mikey.

Leonardo: Viral?

Viral: Welcome, turtles, to my world! Ha, ha, ha, ha!

Cody: Oh, no!

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Timing is Everything

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Shredder: Leonardo. You should have run while you had the chance.

Leonardo: I know. Guess you're still mad about the whole "water-tower-dropping-on-your-head" thing, huh?

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Shredder: Impossible! You are not this powerful!

Raphael: Dude, we put the kabosh on you a long time ago! You're history! (he and Leonardo kick the Shredder through a time portal back to his own time)

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Enter the Jammerhead

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Donatello: Jammerhead? You’re supposed to be in jail?

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[Cut to Rikers Island. Jammerhead, back in his prison uniform and carrying a food tray, walks through a corridor as other inmates jeer at him from their cells.]

Jammerhead: Yeah, that’s right, I’m back. Who’s gonna do what about it? Huh? [He’s looking to the side and slams into a pair of very large prisoners, splattering them with food.] Uh, fellas, really, uh, when did revenge ever solve anything? Fellas? [They reach for him as the scene pans out. There is a sound of fists against flesh.] Ah! Pain, uh! Sorry! Hey, it was an accident! Guards! Aah!

Milk Run

[Open on a view of O’Neil Tech and then cut to the interior. The turtles are running through a corridor as alarms blare.]

Leonardo: Hurry up, Mikey, intruder alarm.

Michelangelo: Aw, dude, we’re gonna be late to the bungee ball game. It’s the semi-finals.

Donatello: They’re in the main lab.

[The lab doors slide open and the turtles enter. They come to a quick stop upon spotting the cloak-wearing intruder.]

Leonardo: Torbin Zixx.

Donatello: Zixx, the Enigma.

Michelangelo: Zixx of the Black Blade.

Raphael: I got a new one; Zixx of the knuckle sandwich.

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Turtle X-Tinction

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Cody: Serling! [kneels and takes Serling’s head into his hand.]

Serling: Master Cody.

Cody: I won’t let you crash, I won’t.

Serling: It’s all right. You’re out of danger. That’s what matters. [The mini projector on his shoulder opens and the holovid begins to play.] I almost forgot your birthday present. [A scene of Serling tossing and catching a laughing baby Cody plays.] I do hope you enjoy it. Ha-happy birthday, Master Cody.

[The playback stops. Tears stream down Cody’s cheeks as the lights fade out of Serling’s eyes.]

Cody: Don’t worry, Serling. I’m gonna fix you. Make you better than ever. I promise. Okay?

Race for Glory!

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Raphael: See, Mikey, we did win after all. We scored a convict and a convert all in one day. Now get off my bike.

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The Day of Awakening

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[In the main chamber, Splinter, Michelangelo and Leonardo walk towards each other. Their eyes are back to normal and all signs of infection gone.]

Splinter: Are you all right, my sons?

[The doors to the command center open and Raphael and Donatello enter the chamber.]

Raphael: Master Splinter, guys, look out!

[They run to join their family as they face Sh’Okanabo, who is an almost shapeless blob with a head and spikes. What remains of his body is cracked and light is bleeding through.]

Sh’Okanabo: Argh! This is the day of awakening – you cannot stop it!

Michelangelo: Sh’Oka-dude, we just did.

Leonardo: It’s over, Sh’Okanabo, for good.

Sh’Okanabo: No so long as I draw breath. [He goes to spring at them.]

Donatello: Raph, the grenade!

Raphael: [pulls a solar light grenade from the belt wrapped across his chest and activates it.] Let the sun shine in! [He tosses it up and Donatello uses his staff like a bat to hit the grenade towards Sh’Okanabo. It flies directly into Sh’Okanabo’s open mouth. Sh’Okanabo looks surprised, and then bends over to clutch his stomach. His face swells up.]

Sh’Okanabo: Oh, no.

[Spears of bright white light pierce through his body. Everyone ducks and covers their eyes as the light grows brighter and Sh’Okanabo screams. When the light finally fades and everyone looks to where Sh’Okanabo was, all that is left is a steaming pile of goop.]

Michelangelo: Now that was a bright spot to my day.

[Turtle X flies into the room with Bishop on its back.]

Cody: The grid is back online. Viral’s gone.

[The little hologram of Serling scrubs at his arms.]

Serling: Gone? I’ll be scrubbing data bits from my cache for weeks.

Bishop: Jones, next time you disobey a direct order from the president… [He hops down.] ..you’ll probably receive a medal. Good job.

Cody: [laughs happily and jumps out of the control seat. He runs over to the turtles.] Is it really over?

Raphael: Sh’Okanabo’s done for good, kid. Period.

[The sun shines brightly through the window.]

Leonardo: And the future just got a whole lot brighter.

Zixxth Sense

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[Cut to Earth where the turtles are ordering food from a Taco truck.]

Donatello: One macho nacho burrito. Hold the jalapenos.

Raphael: No jalapenos? Donny come on, toughen up. Explore the inner beast in you. [Off to the side, Michelangelo is adding “Hot Nova Blast” sauce to his taco.] Look at me, I always do. Trust me, go for the gusto, bro’. [Michelangelo sneaks up behind him and splashes Raphael’s taco with hot sauce.] A little spice never hurt anyone. [He takes a big bite of his taco and then spits it out.] Ack! [screaming]: Aah!

Michelangelo: Feeling a little hot under the collar?

Raphael: [runs to the food truck and opens the tap on an orange drink container, letting it pour directly into his mouth. His brothers all laugh. he growls and menaces Michelangelo.] Would you like a side order of butt whooping with your knuckle sandwich?

Michelangelo:

Leonardo: [laughs and then stops] Huh? [When his arm communicator begins to beep. He activates it and a holographic image of Zixx, who is bound, appears. As he speaks, two lobster aliens walk up next to him.

Zixx: This is Torbin Zixx. I’m being held hostage by Thermadorian mobsters.

Michelangelo: Are those mobsters lobsters?

Zixx: They’re demanding twenty million credits for my release. Don’t give them what they want. Forget about me. Don’t try to rescue me! [The two aliens clamp down on his shoulders and the image disappears.]

Characters

Main

• Leonardo (or Leo) - voiced by Michael Sinterniklaas
• Donatello (or Donnie) - voiced by Sam Riegel
• Raphael (or Raph) - voiced by Frank Frankson
• Michelangelo (or Mikey) - voiced by Wayne Grayson

Recurring

• Splinter - voiced by Darren Dunstan
• Cody Jones – voiced by Christopher C. Adams
• Serling - voiced by Marc Thompson
• Constable Biggles - voiced by Sean Schemmel
• Starlee Hambrath - voiced by Amanda Brown
• John Bishop – voiced by David Zen Mansley

Antagonists

• Viral - voiced by Eva Kaminsky
• Sh'Okanabo - voiced by Sean Schemmel

Minor

• April O'Neil - voiced by Veronica Taylor
• Arnold Casey Jones Jr. - voiced by Marc Thompson
• Oroku Saki/Shredder - voiced by Scottie Ray
• Karai – voiced by Karen Neill
• Hun – voiced by David Zen Mansley
• Baxter Stockman – voiced by Scott Williams