Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2012 TV series)

US 2012 animated TV series by the Nickelodeon Animation Studio in the franchise of the same name

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is an American cartoon series by the Nickelodeon Animation Studio in the franchise of the same name, premiered on September 29, 2012 on Nickelodeon.


Season 1Edit

Rise of The TurtlesEdit

Part IEdit

(Leonardo and Michaelangelo are sparring)
Michaelangelo: Oh, yeah! Michelangelo is on the move! You don't know what to do! I'm here! I'm there! I could be anywhere! How do you stop what you can't even see?
Leonardo: (Hitting Michelangelo in the gut with the pommel of his Katana handle) Like that.
Mikey: (On the floor, breath knocked out of him) Good one, Leo.

(Raphael and Donatello are sparing)
Raphael: (popping neck and shoulder joints) Alright, Donnie, put down the staff, and no one gets hurt.
Donatello: Uh, you said that last time, Raph, and then you hurt me.
Raph: Yeah... but less than I would have.
Don: Yeah, right!
(Later, Raphael wins the spar, and snaps Donnie's staff in two)
Donnie: Should have dropped the staff?
Raph: (In confirmation) Should have dropped the staff.

(Raphael and Leonardo are about to spar)
Leo: Onegai shimasu.
Raph: Whatever you say.

(Spars have finished, Raphael won)
Splinter: (Off-screen) Yame! You all did very well.
Raph: But I did better.
Splinter: This is about self-improvement, Raphael, it is not about winning and losing.
Raph: (Flushed with success) I know, sensei, but I won and they lost. (Splinter pinches a painful pressure point on Raph's neck) Aah, aah, aah! But, what's really important is that we all did our best. (crying) GOOD JOB, EVERYONE! (Splinter lets go) Aah!
Splinter: Heh, heh, heh, heh.

(Leo, Raph and Donnie are eating algae and worms in the kitchen)
Mikey: There's a little more algae and worms left if anyone wants it. Anybody? Anybody?
Raph: No thanks.
Leo: I'm good.
Donnie: All yours.
Mikey: Well then, I guess no one left room for cake!
Donnie: It is a cake!
Raph: Made of algae...and worms.
Leo: What's the frosting made out of?
Mikey: You don't wanna know. Happy Mutation Day!
Leo, Raph and Donnie: Happy Mutation Day!

(holding the empty, broken canister of mutagen and wrapping up his story)
Splinter: It was the mysterious substance in this canister that - in a way - gave birth to us all.
Mikey: (Michaelangelo snatches it out of Splinter's hands and hugs it) Mom!

Mikey: [staring at a neon sign for a palm reader] Guys, guys! check this out. A hand made made out of light. [Gasp] Now it's an eye made of light. [Gasp] And the hand again! Now the eye's back! Now the hand!

Mikey: [the 4 stare down hesitantly at a pizza for the first time, Michelangelo volunteers to try it. He gobbles it noisily then lets out a satisfied belch] Uh, yuck. You guys won't like it. I'll take the rest.

Mikey: High 3.

Raph: Give it up already. The guy's not gonna show.
Leo: We have to be patient.
Raph: No, you have to come up with a better plan, 'cause the four of us standing there with our thumbs up our noises...
Mikey: I don't think they'd fit...
Raph: ...Is pointless.
Leo: [Van parks on the corner] You sure about that, Raph?
Raph: He showed up, didn't he? I should've complained two hours ago.
Leo: Gentlemen, I have a bold and daring plan. There's no time for hesitation. My orders must be carried out without question. [Turtles run off leaving Leo alone] Guys? Guys, wait up!

Mikey: Guys! Guys! you're never gonna believe this. That dude, he - he had a brain!
Leo: We all have brains, Mikey.
Donnie: Not all of us.
Mikey: In our chests?
Leo: No, Mikey. not in our chests.
Mikey: You're not listening to me! [Leonardo slaps Michelangelo] Did you just slap me?
Leo: I was calming you down.

Splinter: Wisdom comes from experience, and experience comes from making mistakes.

Donnie: Guys, look at that! [Turtles see April walking with her dad] She's the most beautiful girl I've ever seen!
Raph: Isn't she the only girl you've ever seen?
Donnie: My point still stands. [Snake's van pulls up and Kraang exit and attack April and Kirby] We gotta save 'em!
Leo: Splinter's instructions were very clear: we need to stay from people...and bathrooms!
Donnie: Well, I'm going.

Mikey: (a canister of mutagen rolls out of the van and stops by Mikey's feet) Mom?

Part IIEdit

April O'Neil: (Hammering on her and her father's cell door) Hey! You can't keep us in here like this! We know our rights!
Kirby O'Neil: I don't think they care about that, April.
April: Well, we can't sit here. We have to do something!
Kirby: Like what?
April: [grunting and groaning] My stomach! The pain is unbareable!

Raphael: How does he managed to be right and still look stupid?
Michaelangelo: It's a gift.

The Shredder: So, my old enemy is in New York. And training his own army! At last, I can finish what I started, so long ago. Prepare my jet. I'm going to visit an old friend.

Turtle TemperEdit

Splinter: You are ninjas. You work in the shadows, in secret. This becomes difficult if there is proof of your existence in high definition!

Splinter: Anger is self-destructive.
Raphael: I always thought it was others-destructive.

Splinter: Again! Only this time... Leonardo, Donatello and Michelangelo, insult Raphael.
Donatello: [confused] Wait, insult... him?
Splinter: Yes.
Don: And he can't fight back?
Splinter: No.
Donnie: [smiling to Leo] I'm feeling good about this idea.

Raph: I'll make it worth your while. (very angrily) I WON'T TAKE YOUR HEAD AND SMASH IT AGAINST THE--
Leonardo: Okay, okay, thank you Raphael. I will take over.

Raph: You understand me, don't you, Spike? Chew on your leaf if you understand me. [Spike chews on leaf] Yeah, I thought so.
Splinter: [Suddenly appearing behind him] I understand you, too.
Raph: Seriously, you gotta knock or something!
Splinter: Let me tell you a story.
Raph: Sensei, I'm not really in the mood for a story.
Splinter: Spike, chew on your leaf if you're in the mood for a story. [Spike chews on leaf] Very well. When I was a young man, I fell in love with a woman.
Raph: Oh, is it that late already? [Tries to leave]
Splinter: Sit! [Raph sits down and he continues] Her name was Tang Shen. But I wasn't the only one in love with her. There was another man competing for her attention: Oroku Saki.
Raph: Shredder.
Splinter: And one day, he insulted me in front of her. He called me many things. I felt I couldn't let his words go unanswered. I lost my temper, and overtime, our rivalry festered into hatred. Until Shredder sought to finish me, and I lost my beloved Tang Shen.
Raph: But it wasn't your fault. Shredder insulted you. You had no choice!
Splinter: No choice? I could have chose to ignore him. I could have chose to let his words wash over me, like a river over stone. But no, it was I who turned his words into weapons. That was the choice I made. What choice will you make?

Raph: Wow, I didn't think this guy couldn't get any uglier!

Note: This episode's focused on Raphael.

New Friend, Old EnemyEdit

Raphael: Are you an idiot? Wait, let me rephrase that. You are an idiot!
Donatello: You can't show yourself to a human.
Michelangelo: Why not?
Don: Because they'll freak the heck out, that's why not.
Mikey: No they won't. I'm not so scary.
Raph: You're an ugly, green mutant armed with ninja weapons.
Mikey: Look, this guy is gonna see that I'm just a regular cat-loving dude like him. We'll be best buds! This is gonna be awesome!
(jumps down, despite his brother's protests, to the owner of the cat's balcony)
Mikey: Hi! Here's your--
Cat Owner: Gah! Ugly, green mutant freak!
Mikey: But I got your cat!
Cat Owner: Help! He's got my cat!

(just fallen off the roof of the cat owner in an alley, surrounded by his brothers)
Mikey: Does someone wanna help me with this?
(he turns to reveal the cat still clawing at his shell)
Raph, Donnie and Leonardo: No.

[Splinter tackles Leo to the ground with his staff]
Splinter: Was that fair?
Leo: (On the ground) No!
Splinter: Did I win?
Leo: I see your point.
(Splinter helps him up)
Splinter: Seek victory, not fairness.

Note: This episode's focused on Michelangelo.

I Think His Name is Baxter StockmanEdit

Splinter: How many times have I told you 'not to skateboard in the lair'?!
Michelangelo: None, Sensei.
Splinter: I shouldn't have to tell you!

Raphael: Ugh, This bites! I can't believe we're stuck down here for a whole week!
Donatello: Guys, guys! You wanna see what I made?
Raph: This is how bored I am. Yes, Donnie, I do.

Raph: You're really going to plug an advanced piece of military technology directly into Mikey's head? What if it melts his brain?
Don: It won't. And even if it did, who would know the difference? (Mikey presses play, he starts screaming) WHAT?! WHAT'S WRONG?!
Mikey: IT'S POLKA! MAKE IT STOP! MAKE IT STOP!! (Donnie presses stop) Thanks. (Mikey starts dancing, much to the surprise of the other turtles)
Raph: That's it. I gotta get out of here.

Leo: Guys, we're ninjas. We move swiftly, and, here's the important part, silently. [Leonardo falls through a skylight, and fumbles over several crates and tables] BEEHIVE! [Smacks into a beehive, crashes through the wall, falls down the fire escape, and crashes on the ground. Car alarms go off.]
Raph: That wasn't very silent, Leo!.

Leo: Halt, villain!
Raph: "Halt, villain!"? When did we start talking like that?
Leo: We're heroes. That's how heroes talk.

Leo: How did he upgrade his armor so fast?
(They notice he has the T-pod)
Donnie: He has the T-pod?!
Mikey: Oh, uh... heh, I might of dropped that during the fight.
Donnie: You dropped it during the fight?! Nice going, Mikey!
Mikey: It's your fault!
Donnie: How is it my fault?!
Mikey: You know I can't be trusted with nice things!

Baxter Stockman: "I'm not Baxter Stockman. I am... "The Baxman"!" No, "I am "The Suitinator"!" Oh, that's terrible. "Captain... Punch You... Hard!". Oh, why is this so difficult?!
Mikey: I kind of like "the Suitinator".
Baxter: You guys again!
Leo: Alright, Baxter. We don't want to hurt you.
Raph: We don't? Did I... miss a meeting?

Leo: Ah! Sensei!
Splinter: And where have you been?
Raph: Uh... nowhere?
Splinter: How did you get so hurt?
Leo: Oh that. We were, um...
Raph: ...Hit...
Donnie: ...By a...
Mikey: ...Bus? (Splinter looks curious, Mikey's teeth fall out)
Donnie: (whispers to Mikey) Hit by a bus?!
Mikey: (whispers to Donnie) Well, what was I supposed to say? Meteor, cow, flying building?
Splinter: Enough!

Splinter: The first rule of being a ninja is do no harm. Unless you need to do harm, then do lots of harm!

Mikey: Excuse me, Sensei, but ninjas never had to go up against guys in armor. [Sees painting] Oh, I mean ninjas always had to go up against guys in armor.
Raph: Nice save.
Leo: Sensei, what was their secret?
Splinter: They understood that you do not fight the armor, you fight the man inside.
Mikey: [Turtles stare at him who looks at them] Why are we all looking at each other?

Note: This episode's usually focused on Mikey.


Donatello: How am I supposed to fight advanced alien technology WITH A STUPID STICK?!

[Splinter brings Donatello a new Bo-Staff]

Raphael: Look, Spike. Donnie got a new stick to break.
Don: With all due respect Sensei, I can't keep fighting alien technology with a six foot staff. I was hoping to upgrade my weapon.
Splinter: Hm... a seven foot staff, interesting...
Donnie: No, I meant using modern technology.
Splinter: Ah, a solar-powered staff.
Donnie: I'm serious, sensei.
Splinter: I know. And yes you may upgrade your weapon.
Donnie: That's totally unfair! You can't just-- (realizes) Did you just say yes?

April: Hey, guys, check out this post I got.
Raph: Hang on, April, I just have to destroy "Lame-onardo". [he beats Leo in a game and does a victory dance.]

[Metalhead walks toward the group]

Metalhead (Donatello): Take me to your leader.
Michelangelo: [bored] Leo, it's for you.
Leonardo: What is this thing?
Donnie: Gentlemen, and Raphael, this is the future of ninjitsu.
Raph: I always thought the future of ninjitsu would be taller.
Mikey: He's so cute. [tickles Metalhead] Goochy-goochy-goo. [Metalhead activates all of his weapons]
Donnie: Heh. He doesn't like being tickled.

[The turtles meet with April, and Metalhead falls into a dumpster. He bangs around, and turns the dumpster on it's side. He bangs around some more, and finally gets out.]

Raph: Still, it's stealhtier than the REAL Donatello.

(Metalhead and April are waiting on the roof for Leo, Raph and Mikey)

Metalhead (Donnie): So... do you like heavy metal?

Donnie: [Watching April through the monitor] Look at her. She's so beautiful. On this monitor, she can't even tell I'm staring.
April: You DO know that's not muted, right?
Metalhead (Donnie): Ahh! Of course. I mean, if it was muted, you couldn't hear me joking. [Smacks his head and presses a button on the controls. Metalhead's megaphone activates] Man, I hope she bought that.
April: That's the megaphone.
Metalhead (Donnie): [With the megaphone] I KNOW! [Turns megaphone off] So, how do you think the fight's going?

(Metalhead bursts through the skylight just as Mikey, Raph and Leo are cornered by the Kraang)

Leo: What are you doing? What is wrong with your arms?
Metalhead (Donnie): My hands aren't on my hips?
Leo: NO!
Metalhead (Donnie): (fixes his arms) Sorry. Forgot to press 'B'.

Donnie: [Donnie's new laser-guided, missile-launching bo-staff invention begins to shake uncontrollably] It's not supposed to do that! [To his brothers] RUUUUUUUN!! [Leo, Mikey and Raph scream and run away as the episode ends.]

Note: This episode's focused on Donatello.

Monkey BrainsEdit

Leonardo: I bet that wasn't on his flow chart. [Flips board over and examines flow chart.] Whoa, it is. That is spooky...

April: Careful, Donnie, that's a dangerous mutant!
Donatello: That makes 2 of us!

Leo-Donnie, are you going to be okay?

Donnie-Yeah. Yeah, I'll be fine.

Leo-In that case....

(Leo, Raph and Mikey start laughing)

Raph-You got beaten up by a monkey? In front of your girlfriend?

Donnie-She's not my girlfriend. And that monkey was a vicious mutant.

Leo-Yeah. I'm sure he went bananas!

(They continue laughing)

Leo-Oh no no. He went ape!

(April comes in with an ice pack)

Raph-No more monkey puns.

April-Are you laughing at him because he's hurt?

Mikey-No. We were laughing at him because he was hurt by a... MONKEY!!

(They start laughing again)

Note: This episode's focused on Donnie.

Never Say XeverEdit

Donatello: Are you saying turtles are slow?
Michelangelo: That's a hurtful stereotype.
Leonardo: Trust us, April, we are better keeping a low profile. We figured out people treat us better if they don't know we exist.
April: Sorry, I'm just so excited to finally get you out of the sewer for a change.
Raphael: What are you talking about? We go out all the time.
April: Yeah, but tonight your gonna do something besides hitting people.
Raph: (disappointed) Aww...

April: (talking to the turtles) Don't worry. You're going to love this noodle place a found.
Don: (nervous) And you're sure we'll be welcome?
April: Oh, yeah, Mister Murakami doesn't care what you look like. In fact, he won't even know what you look like. He's blind.
Mikey: Awesome! (Raph slaps him) I mean, for us, obviously.

Raph-Man, could that fight have been more embaressing?

Mikey-Sure. We could've been hit in the face with pies.

Leo: No more "Mr. Nice Turtle".
Raph: Yes! I never liked "Mr. Nice Turtle".

Bradford: (referring to the turtles) How could you be so sure they weren't bluffing?
Xever: I wasn't.

Note: This episode's focused on Leonardo.

The GauntletEdit

April: I am being hunted... by a giant pigeon!
[Raphael laughs but pauses as he notices nobody is laughing.]
Raphael: I can't be the only one who's finds that funny.
Donatello: It's not funny Raph, there's a creature out there trying to hurt my April...! [April stares.] Our April... April.

April: He would have torn me into pieces... if he hadn't slammed into the glass.
[Raphael laughs and pauses again.]
Raph: Really? Just me?

Leo-Alright, Mighty Mutants. Let's do this.

Raph-Mighty Mutants? What, Dancing Dorks was already taken?

April: (acting as bait) Here I am, walking around in the big city, all alone! Oh, I sure hope some pigeon man doesn't come out and attack me! That would be the last thing I would want!
Don: What are you doing?!
April: (normal voice) You wanted me to be bait, I'm bait!
Donnie: That's not how bait talks!
April: How do you know how bait talks?
Donnie: I know bait doesn't talk back.
Leo, Raph and Mikey: (come out of hiding positions) Oooooooooooh!
Michelangelo: Oh, no, you di'n't.

Pete: I have a name you know!
Raph: Yeah, we just don't care what it is.

Panic in the SewersEdit

Leo-Alright, Raph. Cool off.

Mikey-(off screen) I CAN HELP WITH THAT!

(a water balloon hits Raph)

Mikey-Dr. Prankenstein strikes again.

(Raph comes up to him with fury in his eye)

Mikey-Dude, you should see your face right now. You look so mad.

Raph-Ok, Spike. You'll like this show. (cracks his knuckles) It's called "Does Mikey Bend that way?"

(Mikey screams)


Raphael: I can't believe I'm gonna say this (Imitates character from Space Heroes) "Get it together, captain, you're our leader, so act like one.
Leonardo: (Calms down) You're right, Raph, that was the anxiety ray talking.
Raph: What, that's it? You're not gonna slap yourself?
[Leo shrugs.]

Michelangelo: (being chased by Donnie after hitting him with a water balloon) You're next, Leo! Dr. Prankenstein makes house calls!

Mousers Attack!Edit

Leonardo: (To Donnie and Mikey) Look, guys, Raph and I may be better fighters, but you´re still an important part of this team.
Donatello: (annoyed) As important as you two?
[Leo and Raph look at each other.]
Leo: Humm... Very important. We shouldn't compare ourselves. It's like apples and oranges.
Raphael: (Muttering) Yeah, if apples were way better, which they are.
Don: So, the truth comes out.
Michelangelo: You guys think of us as some kind of... B Team!
Raph: (To Mikey) Good one, Dr. Namenstein. We'll call you "The B Team"!
Mikey: Thanks... (realizes) I mean, Hey!

Fishface: If I weren't stuck in here, I would have caught Splinter by now!
Dogpound: But you are stuck in there. [starts tapping the glass in Fishface's fish tank, creating vibrations that harm Fishface's hearing]
Fishface: No-no-no-no! Stop that! Stop that! Ow! Ow! Stop it! Ow! Stop it!
Dogpound: [laughs] I'm sure you'll have your chance to shine one of these days. Master Shredder might get hungry for sushi.
Fishface: Why don't you get in the water and say that!
Shredder: Enough, Xever! Bradford is right, you are useless to me this way! [to Dogpound] I'm counting on you, find me information I can use, or Xever won't be the only one missing his legs.

Raph: Dexter Speckman!
Baxter: It's Baxter Stockman!
Raph: I was close!

Leonardo: Not so fast Dogpound and- Dexter Speckman!

(Leo snatches up April's phone and points his katana at Baxter)
Baxter: How did you escape my MOUSERS?
Leonardo: We didn't.

Note: This episode's focused on Donnie and Mikey... or Leo and Raph.

It Came From The DepthsEdit

Joan Grody: Are malicious mutants menacing Manhattan?

Guy on TV: It was like part-man, part-reptile, and all-monster! It came outta nowhere and attacked me!
[Leo and Donnie stare at Raph.]
Raphael: It wasn't me!

Leonardo: We are NOT taking that monster home with us!
Michelangelo: He's not a monster! He's a giant, Kraang-crushing, mutant alligator monster! (Mikey realizes what he just said) I just said "monster", didn't I?
Raphael, Donatello and Leonardo: (While nodding) Yeah.
Mikey: Well, you know what I meant!
Raph: I thought you meant "monster".
Donatello: Yeah.
Leo: Mm-hm

Splinter: Raphael, there is no monster more dangerous then a lack of compassion.
[Hears Leatherhead growl in his sleep.]
Splinter: My mistake...

Mikey: Guys, you're doing what everyone else does to us: judging him by his looks.
Donnie: And... the fact that he had me... BY THE FACE, MIKEY!

Mikey: It's like you always say, Master Splinter; "the enemy of my enemy is my bro".
Splinter: That is not exactly what I said...

Donnie: But we're still chaining him up, right?
Splinter: Of course, I am compassionate, not insane.

Raph: Sometimes it's good to be a turtle... [Puts his head in shell when something comes flying at him. Leonardo and Donatello freak out until Raphael pops his head back out.] ...And sometimes it's good to be a short turtle...

(Talking to Leatherhead while the mutant crocodile is chained to one of the pillars in the lair)
Mikey: Maybe you just think you're a monster 'cause everyone keeps treating you like one.
Leatherhead: You are wise beyond your ears.
Mikey: Yeah. I get that a lot.

Note: This episode's focused on Mikey.

New Girl in TownEdit

Michelangelo: NO, not the pizza guy! Take Donnie!
Donatello: (slightly annoyed) Snakeweed's getting away!

Mikey: Leo's back! And he's been crying! (runs over and hugs him) Oh, you missed us!
Leonardo: (pushes him off) I got hit with blinding powder.
Mikey: Sure, you big softie.

(Leo and Raph are fighting)
Mikey: C'mon guys. Let's just hug this out.

Mikey: [smells pizza and regains consciousness] Mmm... Pepperoni.
Leo: Works everytime.

Raphael:So what's with the girl who tried to kill you?"
Leo:She didn't try to kill me, she saved me."
Raph: She threw a knife at your head."
Leo:She threw a knife near my head."
Raph: She's in the Foot Clan.
Leo: Nobody's perfect.
Note: This episode's focused on Leo and Raph.

I, MonsterEdit

Michelangelo: I can think of a lot more better names than "The Rat King"! There's "Ratzilla", "the Verminator", "Lord Rattington"...
Leonardo: We get it, Mikey.

Leo: Mikey, poke him.
Mikey: No way! I'm not poking him! You poke him!
Leo: Ok, we'll put it to a vote.
Raphael, Donatello and Leonardo: Mikey!
Mikey: I want a re-count!

Note: This episode's focused on Master Splinter.

The Alien AgendaEdit

[Baxter Stockman is trying to build mechanical legs for Fishface]
Dogpound: Ah, the mermaid's growing legs!
Baxter Stockman: Please, settle down! Xever, get ready to walk!
[Fishface tries to walk but ends up running amok around the lair while Dogpound cracks up laughing]

Michelangelo: Alright, guys. What do you want? Omelet pizza, or Pizza omelet?
Raphael: What's the difference?
Mikey: Okay, you caught my bluff!

Leonardo: We're trapped!
Karai: No, you're trapped. I wonder what happens if I do this. [She's about to press a button]
Raph: No!
Leo: Don't do that!
Kraang Droid: Highly undesirable outcome!
Karai: Well, now I gotta.

Raph: Nice try, Octo-Punk!
Mikey: No, no! Call him, "Octo-Eyeball-jellybug"...! Eh... Let's just call him "Justin".

Leo: Thank you for understanding. I'm glad you're not mad.
Splinter: Who says I'm not mad? (Splinter smashes Leo's foot with his staff.)
Leo: Ow! Ooh! Ah! (Leo grabs his hurting foot.)

Mikey: So...
Don: (to Leo) We're thinking somebody should start talking!
(Leo becomes sad as the scene cuts to the lair)
Leo: I should have told you about Karai sooner, but I really thought there was a chance she would be good, and... I guess I... sort of... liked her. Go ahead, laugh.
Mikey: Dude, I can't believe you trusted her.
Donnie: I can't believe you didn't trust us enough to tell us.
Leo: I was wrong, I'm really sorry.
April: I tried to warn him.
Raph: You too, huh?

Karai: I like your brother, Leo. (slices Kraang droids) He's almost as entertaining as you.
Raph: Oh, when this is over I'll show you how entertaining I can be.

Raph: So, guys, we all fans of Karai yet?
Donnie: I don't know who she is but I know I HATE her!

Raph: Hey look, Leo! The Kraang are on our side now!
Leo: Save it! (Raph and Leo after Karai abandons them)

Karai: You're adorable! Stupid, but adorable! (Says while fighting Leo)
Leo: Really? You think I'm...? --AH!

Note: This episode's focused on Leo.

The PulverizerEdit

Donnie-Now I assigned everyone stations based on your basic skill sense. I can't drive, because my station is in the back. So...

Raph, Mikey, Leo-Driver! (pushes and shoves)

Donnie-(breaks up the fight) Leo drives.

Mikey and Raph-Why?

Donnie-He's least likely to hit something just for fun.

Raph and Mikey-True.

Pulverizer: [to Leo] You were all like, "Let's finish this!". [to Raph] And you were all like, "You're going down!". [to Mikey] And you were all like, "BEEEES!"! [to Donnie] And you... you were like the strong-silent type.

Michelangelo: Dude, Fishface is a little sensitive.
Leonardo: You're calling him "Fishface"?
Mikey: Well, it was either that or "Robocarp".

[Raph is bitten by Fishface]
Mikey: Raph, are you okay?
Raph: Yeah, I'm fine. Fine... I love you.

[over the phone]

Donatello: That's not possible! If he was bitten, then it's venom, not poison.
Michelangelo: Interesting, interesting. GET OVER HERE!!

Donatello: What are his symptoms?
Michelangelo: He keeps telling me I'm the smartest guy he knows.
Donatello: Okay, okay, he's delusional.

Donatello: Does he have any nausea?
Michelangelo: Nah, he doesn't have any... [Raph throws up] Ugh! Check that! What the...? I knew you ate my pizza! YOU LIAR!

Raphael: Why are there fingers on my feet?
Donatello: Hang in there, buddy. You'll be okay. [injects the antidote into Raph]
Raphael: Thanks... magical unicorn.

(Fishface jumps in, Raph, Leo, and Mikey laugh at him)

Leo-Look. Sushi delivers itself!

Note: This episode's focused on Donnie.


Donatello: I know I've seen this symbol; it's so familiar.
Michelangelo: The Olympics!
Don: No!
Mikey: I got it! The Olympics!
Donnie: Stop guessing! Obviously it's a Kraang signal.
Leo: But from where?
Mikey: The Olympics!
Donnie: QUIT IT!!

Donnie-It's beautiful.Uh, Scientifically speaking.

Raph-Well, if you love it so much, why don't you marry it?

Mikey-Do you, Donatello, take this portal to be your lawfully wedded....

Leo-Knock it off!

Note: This episode's focused on Mikey.

Cockroach TerminatorEdit

(on laptop, Raph screams like a girl)

Mikey-(laughs) That is awesome! Big tough Raph is scared of cockroaches.

Raph-I am not!

Mikey-Oh really? Let's go to the video (rewinds video) This is my favorite part right here. Donnie, can I get this on a T-shirt?

Raph-Wanna see my favorite part? (He flips Mikey over the counter)

Raph: None of this makes sense! Why is he so mad at us?! (Raph's recorded war cry repeated on tape) Aw, crud.

Donnie: I don't think he's mad at us, I think he's mad at you.

Mikey: Wow, that must really stink for someone afraid of roaches.

Raph: Irony, got it, thanks. So are there any other surprises? (saw buzzing) HE HAS A SAW?! THE COCKROACH HAS A SAW!!

(Leo slices saw off, squishy noises)

Leo: Not anymore.

Raph: I'm sorry I tried to smash you, okay? I'm sorry. I've learned a very important lesson. I'll never be cruel again, just leave me alone.

Mikey: On one condition.

Raph: Ah! Anything!

Mikey: Be good to Michelangelo.

Raph: (screams) What?

Mikey: Let him read your comics once in a while.

Raph: (Turns around) MIKEY! *kicks Mikey*

Mikey: So much for learning your lesson.

Note: This episode's focused on Raph.

Baxter's GambitEdit

Fishface-Uh, please. After you.

Leo-No no. You go first. I insist.

Fishface-What's the matter? You don't trust me?

Raph-If you think we're turning our backs to you, your nuts.

Mikey-I know. We'll go like this. Turtle, turtle, jerk, turtle, turtle, jerk. Wait no. Jerk, turtle, jerk, jerk, nah too many jerks.

Mikey-Hey, Baxtin!

Baxter-It's Baxter.

Mikey-So I was wondering, what made you so interested in a career of super villainy?

Baxter-Well, since you won't be around to read my autobiography, I'll tell you. I was a frail, and delicately sensitive young child.

Dogpound-Well, there's a surprise.

Baxter-NO! You were supposed to destroy each other, not work together! No matter. You made it through my maze alive. Now it's time for.....

Mikey-The bonus round?

Baxter-Yes. The bonus round... OF DOOM!! Kneel before the fury of my monster...

The turtles, Fishface, and Dogpound-(Boredly) Of doom.

Note: This episode's focused on Raph and April O'Neil.

Enemy of my EnemyEdit

Mikey-Stoked. I can't believe we're getting a missile launcher. What should we blow up first?

Raph-Uh, the kraang ship?

Mikey-Oh right. What should we blow up second?

Leo-If Karai can pull it off.

Donnie-Are you worried about your girlfriend? I see why you guys do that now. It's kind of fun for have another kunoichi in our team.

Note: This episode's focused on Leo.

Karai's VendettaEdit

Donnie-He's got us! WE'RE GONNA DIE!!!

(The monster loveingly moans, the turtles faces unconfortable and surprised)


(The monster is hugging the turtle sub)

Donnie-Ugh! Ick!

Mikey-Hey. We're not that kind of sub!

Note: This episode's focused on April.

The Pulverizer Returns!Edit

Mikey-Look, I'm Leo. (deeper pitched voice) Guys, shhh. We have to be quiet. Ninjas are quiet. Quiet down.

(Raph and Donnie laugh)

Leo-I sound nothing like that!

Raph-(sarcastically) Yes. That's why we're laughing, because you sound nothing like that.

Note: This episode's focused on Donnie.


Mikey: Hey, Raph! Fire the weapons!

Raph: I don't think so.

Mikey: See, that's your problem. If I were in charge of weapons, I'd be firing at things all the time. That mailbox, blam! That newsstand, boom! That port-a-potty, splat!

Leo: And that's why you're not in charge of weapons. Now get back to your station and tell me which way to go.

Mikey: Hmm... okay. Uh, you should turn right... three blocks ago. (Leo, Donnie and Raph groan.)

Raph: Let's trash the place.

Leo: Hold on, Raph. This is a recon mission. We go in there, find out what the Kraang are up to, and then we trash the place.

Raph: Fine. Wake me when we get to the trashing part.

Mikey: I'm beginning to think that he likes that egg more than me.

Raph: Well, the egg talks less than you, so there's that.

Raph: Donatello, you said he was safe. You said you turned him.

Donnie: I did.

Mikey: Did you, Donnie? Did you really? (Pauses) Well, you did, but after you bit me, I was totally wiggin'. I almost passed out, like, 19 times, bro. But I stayed with it long enough, hurt my brain to remember everything you said.

Leo: You finished the antibody yourself?

Donnie: And you were just pretending to be one of us?

Mikey: Yup.

Raph: But that's... smart.

Mikey: Yeah, it is. Just call me Dr. Einstein-enstein.

Mikey: (burps) Pizza me.

Donnie: No, I'm not gonna pizza you.

Mikey: You're right. It's not like I did something incredibly brave and save your life or anything.

Leo: You did save our lives. But you also used my favorite comic book as toilet paper. (grits his teeth)

Mikey: (laughs nervously) Yeah, but I only did it so you would chase me.

Leo: Well, it worked.

Mikey: Wait, stop!

Leo: Mikey! (Leo tackle him)

Mikey: I'm a hero! (crying)

Note: This episode's focused on Leo and Mikey.

Operation: Break OutEdit

Donnie: I got him! April, did you see?

Raph: (kicks Donnie onto the floor, tries to stomp on him and makes Donnie move like a puppet and talk in a high voice) "Hi Mikey!"

Mikey: *laughs* Whoa, Donnie, amazing! (turns to Leo) He's like a puppet who can throw his voice... to... himself. Wait.

Donnie: What the heck was that?

Raph: I was just having some fun. You know how much Mikey loves the Donnie puppet.

Donnie: Dude, April was watching.

Raph: I'm pretty sure she liked it... too. Wait. You still think you have a shot with April?

Donnie: Well... er, I mean-

Raph: Wow. That's adorable and sad. It's... "sadorable". Look, if you wanna impress April, better leave me out of it.

Leo: Why would Donnie go after Mr. O'Neil by himself?

Raph: Maybe because I told him he has no shot with April?

Leo: What? Why would you say that?

Raph: Because he has no shot with her!

Leo: Well, yeah, but you don't tell him that!

Mikey: The heart's a soft muscle, man. A soft muscle. Squish.

Note: This episode's focused on Donnie... and maybe... Raph.


NOTE: This 1-hour special is focused on Leo, Splinter and April.

Part 1Edit

Leo-What, there's a forcefield?! Why didn't you tell me?!

Donnie-(sarcastically) Well, because I wanted us to fail. OBVIOUSLY I DIDN'T KNOW!!

Part 2Edit

Mikey-Who saved the world?!

Raph, Donnie, and Leo-We saved the world!

Mikey-I said, "Who saved the world?!"

Raph, Donnie and Leo-We saved the world!

Mikey-I said...

Raph-Stop asking!

Season 2Edit

The Mutation SituationEdit

Mikey-And let's not forget cottage cheese demon. If we didn't stuff him in the microwave, the earth would be drowned in living cheese.

Raph-For the 22nd time, Mikey, there was no cottage cheese demon... EVER!

Mikey-Did you see him?


Mikey-Then how do you know? Huh?

Mikey-Kind of feel like bait.

Raph-Don't think of yourself as bait, Mikey. This is your new super hero costume. You can call yourself... uh...

Mikey-Turflytle! Tur-Fly-Tle! OH yeah! I love it. Too awesome! What are my powers?

Leo-Uh you can...hang from a rope.

Mikey-This... is... sweet!

Mikey-Turflytle's on the patrol buzz buzz. His bug eyes spy every crime buzz buzz.

Raph-Will you stop saying "buzz buzz" after every sentence?

Mikey-I could do that buzz buzz. But I probably won't buzz buzz.

Note: This episode's about Leo, Donnie and April.

Invasion of the SquirrelanoidsEdit

Raph-Great another horror story. Guess whose going to be up all night again.

Mikey-What? No. I was up late cus I was... polishing my grappling hook.


Raph-Jeez, Mikey. When's the last time you cleaned? (picks up underwear with his sai) And since when did you start wearing tidy whiteys?

Mikey-That, my friend, is a story for another day.

Raph-It's in my guts! I can feel it in there munching on that popcorn I ate! IT'S FREAKING ME OUT, MAN!!!

Donnie-Ok. You gotta stop with the this. Because I can't hear what's going on inside your intestines.

Mikey-Oh, I'll tell you what's going on in there. (looks at comic, all the pictures are resembling what's going on now) Let me see. Right now, the mutant squirrel is probably secreting a mucas into you stomach lining so that when it multiplies...

Donnie-Mikey, not helping. Though, probably 98% accurate.

Raph-Get him out! Get him out! Get him out!

(Donnie listen inside of Raph)

Donnie-Just as I thought. We need to perform surgeory stat. (turns to Mikey) Nurse.

(Mikey pull out a hack saw on an egg beater, brings it closer to Raph)


(Mikey pulls it away, he, Leo, and Donnie start laughing)

Raph-What are you doing? I told you I check the bedrooms.

Mikey-Thought you'd need back up. (nervous laughs)

(They hear a growl)

Mikey-There was a sound just like that in my comic when the baby aliens turned into giant alienoids.

Raph-Wait, you read it in a comic. How can it sound the same? SWEET MOTHER OF MUTATIONS!!!

Mikey-They turned into... into... SQUIRELLANOIDS!!!

Note: This episode's focused on Mikey.

Follow the LeaderEdit

Mikey-We have been searching mutagen for days now, dudes. This is so boring, I'm gonna scream. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!

Leo, Donnie, Raph-MIKEY!!

Note: This episode's about Leo and Raph.

Mutagen Man UnleashedEdit

Raphael: [about Super Robo Mecha Force Five] What is this nonsense? It's terrible!

Michelangelo: Terribly AWESOME! I found these old tapes in a dumpster.

Raph: Tapes?

Leonardo: Dude, this is AWFUL! And you guys complain about Space Heroes!

Raph: Their lips don't even match what they're saying! I could NEVER watch a show this bad!

[a couple minutes later, everyone's glued to the screen]

Mikey: [after stealth attack from Leo] What was THAT?

Leo: THAT, was a stealth attack. And that is what we're gonna be doing in today's training session.

Mikey: No fair! I couldn't see you coming!

Raph: That's why it's called 'stealth', genius.

Donatello: Why would you eat a slice of pizza you found on the roof anyway?

Mikey: Roof pizza is like one of my top ten favorite types of pizza.

April: Have you ever actually opened this book?

Casey: Eh, school isn't really my thing, when I graduate, I'm either gonna become a professional hockey player or an international bounty hunter.

April: Those are quite the options.

Casey: Who wants a normal life anyway? Right?

Donnie: Can you believe it? And they were SWINGING together! SWINGING! And then she LOOKED at him! And I mean THAT look! It looked like-like this. *doe eyes* Why was she even with him? Because he's human, thats why. BIG DEAL! Do you know how many people are human?

April: [faced with Mutagen Man] Donnie's monster?! Can't I go a WEEK without some mutant attacking me? [Casey gets in front of her] What are you doing?

Casey: Whatever that thing is, it's pure evil, and COMPLETELY COOL LOOKING! I'll handle this, sweetheart.


Note: This episode's focused on Donnie and April.

Mikey Gets ShellacneEdit

Leonardo: Blister Stockboy!
Baxter: It's "Baxter Stockman"! [Baxter saw the turtles again] The turtles, Here! Now!
Donatello: He got the centrifuge! Hand it over, Storkman!
Baxter: [he almost drop the box] Stockman! And no I find it first.

[Dogpound put a mutation leash on Baxter Stockman]

Baxter: Is that, MUTANTION!?!
Doghound: I call it a gift. Double-Cross us again, and we see what you turn into? Maybe so sort of bug.

Note: This episode's focused on Mikey.

Target: April O'NeilEdit

Note: This episode's focused on Donnie and April.

Slash and DestroyEdit

Note: This episode's focused on Leo and Raph.

The Good, the Bad, and Casey JonesEdit

The Kraang ConspiracyEdit

Fungus HumungousEdit

Metalhead RewiredEdit

Of Rats and MenEdit

The Manhattan Project / Wormquake!Edit

Note: This 1-hour special is focused on Leo, Donnie, Splinter and April.

Part IEdit

Part IIEdit

Mazes & MutantsEdit

The Lonely Mutation of Baxter StockmanEdit


Pizza FaceEdit

The Wrath of Tiger ClawEdit

The Legend of the Kuro KabutoEdit

Plan 10Edit

Vengeance is Mine!Edit

Oroku Saki/Shredder: Karai, I wish you could understand. (Takes off his helmet, showing his horribly scarred face) Everything I have done is for our clan's honor. Why do you insist on hurting me? Have you nothing to say to me, daughter?

Karai (furious): I am not your DAUGHTER!!"

Splinter - What have you boys done?! I though I told you- (he sees Karai/Miwa) Miwa. (Miwa hugs him)

Karai (Miwa) - Father. (Splinter hugs her)

Leonardo - See, Sensei? I told you my plan would work.

Splinter - Perhaps some things are worth the risk.

Leo - Going after Shredder alone is a bad idea.

Miwa (Karai) - Don't try to stop me, Leo.

Leo - I want to go with you.

Miwa - What?

Leo - You're right. Shredder will never stop hunting us. The only way for us to be safe is to take him down.

Karai - So much of my life has been about revenge. I can't ask you to risk your life, too.

Leo - Let me help. (Karai approaches as she leans on him as if she's going to kiss him! He looks shocked and nervous as he looks around for a while)

Karai - Sorry, Leo. (she punches him, then knocks him out with some blinding powder. Leo coughs as his eyes remain open as he falls. Karai quickly heads to the surface) This ends tonight!!

Leo - Hang on, Karai! (he gets to the top of Karai in the cage. He removes the tape off her mouth)

Karai - Thanks. (Leo smiles as Shredder suddenly appears)

Splinter - Leonardo! (Leo ducks in time to avoid Shredder swiping him. However, Shredder cuts the chain as he and Leo fall of the edge with Karai falling in the mutagen)

Karai - AAAHH!!

Splinter - "MIWA!!!"

Shredder - KARAI, NOOO!! (Leo and Donnie watch in horror. The empty cage is thrown out of the mutagen with a mutated Karai swimming in the ooze before emerging) Karai... (Serpent Karai comes out as she begins to fall. Splinter frees himself as he kills the Foot-bots. He catches his mutated daughter)

Splinter (in sadness and horror) - Miwa...my child.(the mutated Miwa wakes up as she attacks Splinter, then she destroys some Foot-bots. Leo and Donnie fight off the Foot as they free Raph and Mikey. However, one of the destroyed robots ignites some oil due to the sparks coming from it, setting the lab on fire)

Stockman-Fly - No! My lab! (Shredder pushes him away)

Shredder - YOU, HAMATO YOSHI!! YOU DID THIS!! (Splinter glares at him as Shredder tries to attack, but is blocked by buring debris) NO!!

A Chinatown Ghost StoryEdit

Into Dimension X!Edit

The InvasionEdit

Note: This 1-hour special is about Leo, Donnie, Splinter and April.

Part 1Edit

Part 2Edit

Season 3Edit

Within the WoodsEdit

NOTE: This episode's focused on Leo, Raph and April.

A Foot Too BigEdit

NOTE: This episode's focused on Donnie, Raph, Mikey and April.

Buried SecretsEdit

NOTE: This episode's focused on Raph, Mikey and April.

The CroakingEdit

In DreamsEdit

Race with the Demon!Edit

Eyes of the ChimeraEdit

Vision QuestEdit

Return to New YorkEdit

NOTE: This episode's focused on Splinter.

Serpent HuntEdit

The Pig and the RhinoEdit

Battle for New YorkEdit

Note: This 1-hour special is focused on Leo, Mikey, Donnie, Slash and Kurtzman

Part 1Edit

Part 2Edit

Casey Jones vs. the UnderworldEdit

Note: This episode's focused on Casey.

The Noxious AvengerEdit

Clash of the MutanimalsEdit

Note: This episode's focused on Leo and Raph.

Meet Mondo GeckoEdit

Note: This episode's focused on Mikey, Casey, Fishface and Mondo Gecko.

The Deadly VenomEdit

Note: This episode's focused on Leo and Karai.

Turtles in TimeEdit

Note: This episode's focused on Mikey, Renet and Savanti Romero.

Tale of the YokaiEdit

Note: This episode's focused on Leo, Mikey and Hamato Yoshi (Splinter).

Attack of the Mega Shredder!Edit

Note: This episode's focused on Leo and Mikey.

The Creeping DoomEdit

Note: This episode's focused on Donnie and Mikey.

The Fourfold TrapEdit

Note: This episode's focused on Leo, Raph, Splinter and April.

Dinosaur Seen in SewersEdit

Note: This episode's focused on Raph and Zog.

Annihilation: Earth!Edit

Note: This episode's focused on Leo, Mikey, Splinter, April, Shredder, Bishop and Mozar.

Part 1Edit

Part 2Edit

Season 4Edit

Beyond the Known UniverseEdit

The Moons of Thalos 3Edit

NOTE: This episode's focused on Raph.

The Weird World of WyrmEdit

NOTE: This episode's focused on Casey.

The Outlaw Armaggon!Edit

Riddle of the Ancient AeonsEdit

NOTE: This episode's focused on April.

Journey to the Center of Mikey's MindEdit

NOTE: This episode's focused on Mikey.

The Arena of CarnageEdit

The War for Dimension XEdit

NOTE: This episode's focused on Raph and Mikey.

The Cosmic OceanEdit

NOTE: This episode's focused on Leo.


External linksEdit

  CREATORS     Kevin Eastman · Peter Laird  
  COMICS     Mirage comic series  (1984–2010) · Tales  (1987–2010) · Adventures  (1988–1995) · Mighty Mutanimals  (1991 spin-off) · Daily comic strip  (1990–1997) · Dreamwave comics
 (2003) · IDW comic series  (2011–present)  
  TELEVISION     Cartoon All-Stars to the Rescue  (1990) · Turtles Forever  (2009)  
  SERIES     1987–1996 series · Mutant Turtles: Superman Legend  (1996) · Next Mutation  (1997–1998) · 2003–2010 series · 2012–present series  
  FILMS     Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles  (1990) · Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Secret of the Ooze  (1991) · Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III  (1993) · TMNT  (2007) · Turtles
 (2009) · Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles  (2014) · Out of the Shaddows  (2016)  
  FAN-MADE     Casey Jones  (2011)  
  DOCUMENTARY     Turtle Power: The Definitive History of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles  (2014)  
  VIDEO GAMES     Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2: Battle Nexus  (2004)  
  SEE ALSO     Leonardo da Vinci · Donatello · Michelangelo · Raphael