South Park/Season 16

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South Park (1997-present) is an adult animated television series created by Trey Parker and Matt Stone. Distributed by and airing on Comedy Central, it follows the surreal adventures of four young boys who live in the small town of South Park, Colorado.

Reverse Cowgirl [16.1]Edit

Cash for Gold [16.2]Edit

Faith Hilling [16.3]Edit

Jewpacabra [16.4]Edit

Cartman: Cartman's Passover holiday special. starring... The Jewpacabra!!!!!!!!!

Cartman: Ugh... what!?!?!? [stands up] What's going on?!?
Man 1: The plagues!!!!!!!!! The plagues are upon us!!!!!!!!!! Run!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(it starts to rain frogs. Cartman runs away)

Cartman: It's raining frogggggsss!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [finds Kyle, who is climbing to the roof of his house on a ladder] Kyle! Kyle, my Hebrew friend! Did you see that it's raining frogs!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?
Kyle: [bangs a nail into a piece of wood] Yes! It's because the Pharaoh won't give the Hebrews what we want! God is angry.
Cartman: So God makes it rain frogs????? That just seems kind of mean to frogs, Kyle.
Kyle: That's how God is! And if Pharaoh doesn't give us what we want, next he's gonna kill all Egyptian first born boys!
Cartman: Wha- Okay, look, I'll talk to the Pharaoh and see if he'll change his mind.
Kyle: It doesn't matter. Because God is going to harden the Pharaoh's heart!
Cartman: What does that mean?
Kyle: It means Jehovah is going to use his powers to keep the Pharaoh from letting us go.
Cartman: Well that doesn't seem very fair, Kyle. I mean, if God is going to make Pharaoh say no, then why would he punish him for saying no?
Kyle: That's just how God is.
Cartman: You're wrong, Kyle! God is not a dick!

[Kyle gets angry]


Cartman: Nooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!! [Sheila and Gerald apply the lamb's blood to their door. Kyle watches them] Kyle, why?!?!?!?!? What are you doing?!?!?!?!
Kyle: This is what God told us to do!!!!
Cartman: No, Kyle!!! I don't believe you!!!!!!
Kyle: You'll see!!! [Cartman runs away but realizes other families are also doing it. He runs though the corpses of lambs]
Cartman: Noooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [goes inside somewhere, but sees two kids with bloody eyes]
Kid 1: What's happening to us????? [both of the kids puke blood and fall over]
Cartman: Noooooo!!!!!

[runs past a mom and her child]

Child Mom: Don't let God kill me!!! [his head explodes and his mom screams]
Cartman: Noooo!!!!!

[he is confronted by a man]

Man 2: [holds out a flat sandwich] Care for a peanut butter and jelly sandwich!?!?!
Cartman: No!!!! The bread's all flat!!!! Nooo!!!!!! [shoves the bread down and keeps running] Noooooo!!!!!! [the Pharaoh has kneeled down. All children around him have their heads explode. Screaming and shouting can be heard in the background]
Pharaoh: Son!!!!!!! We were wrong!!!!! I was wrong!!!!!!!!
Cartman: We were wrong!!!! I'm sorry God I'll be Jewish I promise!!! Please don't kill me!!!! Don't kill me!!!!! Noooo!!!!!

[his head explodes, and the Pharaoh cries in despair] [Cartman is shown in reality again. He is in the park, unconscious.]

Cartman: [sleeptalking] No!! No!!!! The bread is all flat!!!! No!!!!!!!!

Butterballs [16.5]Edit

I Should Have Never Gone Ziplining [16.6]Edit

Julien: (narrating) But then the unexpected happened.

Cartman Finds Love [16.7]Edit

Sarcastaball [16.8]Edit

Raising the Bar [16.9]Edit

Insecurity [16.10]Edit

Going Native [16.11]Edit

A Nightmare on Face Time [16.12]Edit

A Scause for Applause [16.13]Edit

Obama Wins! [16.14]Edit

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