Aqua Teen Hunger Force Forever
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- Aqua Teen, we're gonna be forever!
Aqua Teen Hunger Force, (also known by various alternative titles), (2001–15) is an animated television series from the Cartoon Network's Adult Swim programming block. The show follows the exploits of three anthropomorphic fast food items: Master Shake, the milkshake; Frylock, the carton of French fries; and Meatwad, the aptly named wad of meat.
The Hairy BusEdit
- Bus: So you guys trying to Murder me?
- Carl: Ah, you ain't alive. You're a bus.
- Bus: I live just as "You", sir.
- Frylock: Carl, why do you have a hacksaw?
- Carl: We're Going to see "Texas Hacksaw Massacre". Don't Worry, it teaches kids lessons, like, you know, avoid Texas at all costs.
- Carl: No, no, no, no, no! We ain't got room for you!
- Master Shake: You have a hatch back here, right?
- Carl: I've got a woofer in there. And when I crank it, it'll make you go doo doo all over my car, so...
- Master Shake: Well then, where am I gonna sit?
- Carl: Oh I don't know, you can sit, uh, on "This"... AND ROTATE!
- Meatwad: Good one, Carl.
- Carl: YOU CHEATED UP FOR ME AND KNOCKED IT OUT OF THE PARK!
- Master Shake: I hope the theater burns down, with you two in it, while you're holding hands! Great, now I gotta be here with you! Frickin' ladies' night!
- Frylock: Okay, he said just look for a bus, like him, but shaved.
- Carl: Or we could just play some slots and get a cheap hooker for a couple hours. I still have 20 dollars. You gotta be a real bargain hunter to find someone who'd do both of us.
- Frylock: Carl, I can't just let it die. I signed the online Hippocratic oath.
- Carl: Why do you gotta get a moral?
- Carl: So you shrink me down, and then when I watch TV it's like a big screen at, like, At the Metalheads or something, right? Yeah!
- Frylock: That's right man, let's do it!
- Carl: Uh, wait. Hold on, now.
- Frylock: Oops, sorry. Did you say something?
- Carl: I mean, you know, I wanted to think about it for a second. I mean...
- Frylock: Oh, shoot. You know what, I...I kinda already did it.
- Carl: But, I've got an idea here. You make me normal sized again, and then you make my TV "Huge"!
- Frylock: Come on, Carl. That's not realistic. I Mean, Where would you put it?
- Carl: What do you mean? You can put in the backyard, right next to the pool. Let's do that, this don't work for me. This remote's hard to do now.
- Frylock: No, man, this works good. See, you just gotta jump up and down the buttons a couple of times, you'll get it.
- Carl: There's only one queen I listen to, and they are the champions, my friend. Not Her.
- Carl: Now you listen to me, and I'mma tell you where to tell her where to go. You gotta give her the business. The Bees-ness!
- Carl: Bees, unite on my brain. Give me a mighty bumble mullet. Because I cannot afford plugs, even on their financing plan.
- Frylock: Stop right there!
- Carl: Buzz off, Fryman, and leave us "bee"!
The Greatest Story Ever ToldEdit
- Meatwad: What we gonna do today?
- Master Shake: Not “today”, Meatwad. It’s the first day of eternity, because I just found out... that I’m fucking immortal!
- Meatwad: Well, congratu-damn-lations!
- Master Shake: Thank you.
- Meatwad: That’s a big deal.
- Master Shake: Yea-heah!
- Meatwad: Question: am I immortal?
- Master Shake: I hope not, but you could be! You know, he loves the poor and the gross and slimy and worthless and... look at you! You’re all those things!
- Meatwad: Who you talking about? Who love me?
- Master Shake: [taps chest] The guy in here, man. And the guy in here. The Bible.
- Meatwad: ...this says “The Bibble.”
- Master Shake: YOU QUESTION THE WORDS OF THE MIGHTY JIMMY?!?!?!?!?
- Meatwad: No! I would never-
- Master Shake: [kneels] You’d better kneel down and pray to Jimmy with me RIGHT FREAKING NOW!
- Meatwad: Why can’t Frylock be immortal?
- Master Shake: He’ll never enter the kingdom with us.
- Meatwad: What kingdom?
- Master Shake: Kingdom...of...Kong! It’s in the book.
- Frylock: The Bibble, Jimmy and Kingdom Kong.
- Master Shake: It’s up in the clouds with Lando, and didn’t I tell you to suck it?! And I don’t hear any gluck, gluck, gluck, gluck!
- Frylock: You know this book is self-published?
- Master Shake: Yes, like many ancient texts.
- Frylock: On the back of a bunch of pharmacy labels?
- Master Shake: Do not blaspheme the book of Clozapine! Come on, Meatwad. Follow me down the righteous path. Begone, ye Fryman!
- Frylock: I live here. You’re the one who’s leaving.
- Meatwad: And leaving we are! Onward...so.
- Frylock: Least they're still trying to electrocute Carl. How many days he's gonna do this?
- [Carl in the electric chair, gets shocked]
- Carl: That felt good!
- [Carl gets electrocuted again]
- Carl: How b-b-bout you crank it up b-b-bitch?!
- [last lines of the series]
- Master Shake: Come on, really?
- Carl: So that's it. That's how they end this series?
- Frylock: Yeah, I guess so.
- Meatwad: We still got a few seconds left. Let's do a joke. Let's do like, a joke or something.
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