The Nostalgia Critic/Season 18


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Quotes from the 18th season of The Nostalgia Critic, which aired in 2025.

Princess Pea: Oh, I wish it would rain. I wish there was soup again.
Nostalgia Critic: 20 bucks say she laughed when she first tried saying that line.

Narrator: And we'd tell you that they all lived happily ever after, but... what fun is that? [Despereaux falls and Critic edits in blood]
Nostalgia Critic: Why can't most Broderick movies end that way? No, he flies away because Disney's lawyer somehow missed this film, and the movie ends.
Lumière: You fall in love with her, she falls in love with you, we'll be human again by midnight.
Mrs. Potts: It's not that easy, Lumière. These things take time.
Nostalgia Critic: [showing the rushed romances in other Disney movies] In most cases it takes 3 days, maybe a month.

Nostalgia Critic: When Gaston sees she has feelings for the Beast, he immediately tries to destroy him cuz that should win her over.
Gaston: The Beast will make off with your children! He'll come after them in the night! We're not safe til his head is mounted on my wall!
Nostalgia Critic: Tell us more, expert who a moment ago said he wasn't real.

Nostalgia Critic: Yeah okay, let's talk about the Beast's human design. First off it's weird he doesn't get a human name. People tell me it's Adam, but if they don't say it in the movie, if he's credited as the Beast, I don't count it. Second, the director said because like Belle, we all fell in love with the Beast, no human design for the prince would ever be good enough. I don't think that's true. Look at him compared to the other Disney Princes, he just doesn't look right. He looks like a Prince of Egypt character drawn by a Quest for Camelot animator. When I was a little kid, my grandma was watching this with me and went "Ew turn him back to the buffalo dog".