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The Nostalgia Critic

American web show

Recurring linesEdit

  • Hello, I'm the Nostalgia Critic. I draw hentai of Captain Kirk having sex with Gritty so you don't have to!
First line spoken in each video
  • I'm the Nostalgia Critic. I remember it so you don't have to!
Final line spoken in each video
  • Why top 11? Because I like to go one step beyond.
Said in Top 11 videos
  • A Big Lipped Alligator Moment!
Pointing out a bizarre pointless scene in a movie
  • Of course!
A recurring clip with Raul Julia from the Street Fighter: The Movie, indicating the villain is trying to take over the world
  • A family picture!
Said whenever a scene in a children's film shows a particularly gruesome or adult sequence
  • Yakko Warner: Goodnight, everybody! (Following an innuendo)
  • "My cabbages!" (Whenever someone crashes through a window)

Recurring castEdit

  • Doug Walker as the Nostalgia Critic, Devil B**er, Epic Voice Guy, Smoking Father, Michael Bay, extras
  • Rob Walker as Santa, Producer #2, M. Night Shyamalan (voice), Dr. Smith, the Other Guy, extras
  • Tamara Chambers as Hyper Fangirl, Coke Mother, extras
  • Jim Jarosz as Sparkle Sparkle Sparkle Guy, himself, extras
  • Malcolm Ray as the Devil, Producer #1, M. Night Shyamalan (body), himself, extras
  • James Rolfe as the Angry Video Game Nerd
  • Brad Jones as Cinema Snob
  • Lewis Lovhaug as Linkara
  • Rob Scallon as Superman, extras
  • Lindsay Ellis as the Nostalgia Chick
  • Jose Vargas as Angry Joe
  • Brian Heinz as Homer Impersonator

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