Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1987) (season 3)
third season of the 1987 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles TV series
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Season 3
editBeneath These Streets
edit- [Splinter attacks the turtles and throws them around the lair]
- Splinter: You are losing your fighting edge, my turtles. Were it Shredder who attacked you, he would not be so lenient.
- Raphael: Aw, come on, Master Splinter, we already sent chrome-dome and Krang to the Earth's core.
- Michelangelo: Yeah, right. Those dudes are totally dusted.
- Splinter: Without positive proof, it would be unwise to assume that Shredder and Krang have been vanquished. Beyond that, may I remind you that you are still crime fighters, and that the streets of this city are still filled with crime. I suggest doing each ninja exercise twice. You obviously need the practice.
- Leonardo: Well, you heard Master Splinter. Let's do it!
[Krang is scolding Shredder after another failed mission]
- Krang: Shredder, you bungling idiot. I should've known better than to listen to you. And another thing....Wait, what are you doing? STOP!!!!
[Shredder rips a metal panel from the Technodrome wall and places it in front of Krang, covering him].
- Shredder: Sometimes, I don't know who I detest more. The Turtles, or you?
Turtles on Trial
edit- Leonardo: Let's get him!
- Turtles: Turtle power!
- Michelangelo: Cowabunga!
[Krang calls Shredder just as he is about to defeat the Turtles.]
- Krang: Come in, Shredder.
- Shredder: What perfect timing. I'm just about to destroy the Turtles.
- Krang: Oh no you don't. I want that pleasure to be all mine.
- Shredder: What are you saying?
- Krang: I'm saying let them go. I have the robot now and I intend to destroy them on national television.
- Shredder: I won't, I won't, I won't.
- Krang: You will, you will, you will. Or I'll come looking for you in this thing.
[Ends the call]
- Shredder: You never let me have any fun.
- Leonardo: You don't understand. We're trying to save the world from an invasion by an alien brain from Dimension X.
- Clayton Kellerman: Oh come on, that's a little hard to swallow.
- Raphael: What is? The invasion, the brain or the Dimension X?"
[The Turtles learn from Kellerman that he's going to keep badmouthing them in public despite them having just saved his life.]
- Michaelangelo: Aw, man. What a scuzzbucket.
- Donatello: [To April] Well, at least you still got the video tape of us tangling with Shredder.
- Leonardo: Right. That'll prove we're not villains.
- April O'Neil: Sorry guys, but my camera was totalled during the battle. [shows her camera , which has indeed been totalled.]
- Donatello: Oh great. Our name's still mud in this city. [The turtles turn around disconsolant and start walking home.]
- Michaelangelo: Total bummer, dudes.
- Raphael: Some days it just doesn't pay to come out of your shell.
Attack of the 50-Foot Irma
edit- Irma: Please, April. Just one little cookie.
- April: Forget it, Irma.
- Irma: Ooh, oh, look. My favorite flavor of ice cream. Mm.
- Irma: Thank you, turtles. I feel like such an overgrown klutz.
- Leonardo: Now, Irma, it's not that bad.
- Irma: Yes, it is. I'll never be normal again.
- Michelangelo: Aw, lighten up, Irma. It's no biggie.
- Irma: No biggie?! (cries)
- Raphael: Oh, nice work, Michelangelo. You and your big mouth.
- Irma: Big mouth!? Waah!
- Donatello: Hey! Cut it out! I just had my shell turtle-waxed.
- Irma: And I used to think it would be fun to be tall!
- Raphael: No, Irma, don't!
- Irma: Oops! I did it again.
Camera Bugged
editSky Turtles
edit- April: What's going on?!
- Shredder: [To the Turtles] You wretched reptiles. You'll pay for this.
- Bebop: Yeah. And bring cash. We don't take plastic.
The Old Switcheroo
edit- (Pan into the Channel Six news stations while with the sounds like Irma sobs)
- Irma: OHH!! Men are such beasts! [sobs]
- April O'Neil: [pauses] Is it Eliot, the new fella you just met?
- Irma: Don't never mention his name again!? His idea of a double date was showing up with another girlfriend!?
- April O'Neil: ?
- Mr. Thompson: APRIIIIIIIIIL, get in here!
- Bebop: Say bye-bye ratso. Yaah!
- Bebop: Huh, did you hear that?
- Rocksteady: Hey. What's up? He's actually nice to you.
[The Turtles have just been beaten in a practice fight with Shredder whilst in Splinter's body.]
- Raphael: Oh man. He whipped our shells, but good.
- Leonardo: There's something strange. I know sensei's fighting style. And that wasn't it.
- Donatello: Yeah. Do you know who it reminded me of?
- Leonardo, Michaelangelo, Donatello, Raphael: SHREDDER
Four Musketurtles
edit- Mr. Thompson: [pauses; opens the door] April, Irma, get in here!
- Both: Yes sir, Mr. Thompson? Coming!
- Leonardo: Come, my comrades. There are wrongs to be righted, and damsels to be saved. And you Musketeers aren't even dressed.
[throws clothes towards Raphael, Donatello and Michaelangelo, who all catch them]
- Donatello: Uh, my fault guys. I left the costumes that April sent over in Leonardo's room.
- Raphael: Clever move, brainiac.
- Master Splinter: Actually, Donatello did the right thing. You must humour him by putting on these costumes.
- Michaelangelo: Pretend we're musketeers? Bogus dude.
- Raphael: Look, I'd give Leonardo the shell off my back, ok? But I am not wearing lace with feathers and that's final.
- Donatello: Same here.
- Michaelangelo: Ditto.
[They are now dressed in the costumes]].
- Raphael: I feel pretty stupid.
- Donatello: Same here.
- Michaelangelo: Ditto.
Attack of Big MACC
editThe Grybyx
edit- Leonardo: [screams] It's Grybyx.
- April & Irma: Grybyx?
Turtles at the Earth's Core
editShredderville
edit- Splinter: Get up, Donatello? Get up! Donatello, get up!
The Ninja Sword of Nowhere
edit- April: [covers you mouth Irma] No Irma, don't say it.
The Missing Map
editTurtles, Turtles Everywhere
editMister Ogg Goes on Town
editMichelangelo's Birthday
edit- April: That's Michelangelo.
- Leonardo: That cake was Michelangelo surprise birthday tomorrow.
- Irma: Oops, sorry.
Leatherhead: Terror of the Swamp
edit- April: Oh great, I'm doomed to be a decrepit twenty-eight-year-old hag!
- Irma: Icky things? Oh, yuck! I just remembered a nail apartment back in the city. Ciao!
The Gang's All Here
edit- Donatello: The chocolate chip pizza.
- Michelangelo: Chocolate chip pizza?!
Enter the Rat King
edit- April: Okay, Irma! Let's roll!
- Irma: So, what did you find out?
- April: I think Burne’s exaggerating. I didn't see a single rat. [Rats chew holes in the tires on the news van] I'm entitled to my opinion. You don't have to hiss at me.
- Irma: Who's hissing? I agree with you. Oh, no! Two flat tires.
- April: Make that four flat tires.
Pizza by the Shred
edit- Raphael: Hey, Donatello, I thought you fixed this.
- Donatello: Whoa! I did, and now it's fixing us!
- Leonardo: I'll handle this!
- Raphael: This beats everything. Now what are we gonna have for dinner?
- Leonardo: Surrender, Shredder.
- Shredder: Say cheese, shellback. [grabs Rat King's pizza]
- Rat King: Give me back my pizza! [Shredder throws the pizza at Leonardo's head]
- Leonardo: I've been pizza-faced. Ooh, crunchy.
The Fifth Turtle
edit20,000 Leaks Under the City
edit- Splinter: Look. Squid.
- Turtles: No! Squid! Gangway! I'm out of here!
The Big Break In
editApril Fool
edit- Irma: Yes, April, I like it-- [hiccups] Oops!
- Leonardo: Did you hiccup?!
- April: Not a chance, Shredder!
- Shredder: As your wish.
- Master Splinter: As for you, April, I hope this has taught you a lesson.
- April: It certainly has. I learned that a disguise is a great way to get a story. There's a convention of bald-headed diplomats in town next week. Maybe I could pass as one of them?
[She puts on a white skull cap, making her look bald.]
- April: Well, what do you think?
- Raphael: Paint that thing green and you could pass as one of us.
[Everyone bursts out laughing, except for April, who folds her arms and is fuming.]
Case of the Hot Kimono
edit- Michelangelo: Oh, no. This disaster city. I can't look!?
The Great Boldini
editThe Big Blow Out
editGreen With Jealousy
edit- Raphael, Michelangelo & Leonardo: Three sailors?
- Irma: You're gonna problem with that?!
Leatherhead Meets The Rat King
editTake Me to Your Leader
editThe Making of Metalhead
edit- Leonardo: It's so nice of you to look after us while we're sick, April. By the way, this soup is cold. Could you warm it up again?
- Raphael: April, can I have a glass of water?
- Donatello: Could you get me another blanket?
- Michelangelo: Tell me a story.
- April: Ah, for a bunch of heroes on the half shell, they can be real babies!
- Leonardo: What is it?
- Donatello: He looks like a giant turtle.
- Splinter: Be careful, my students. You are pitted against a superior fighting machine.
- Raphael: That doesn't scare us.
- Metalhead: I am Metalhead. I crush turtles.
- Raphael: Now, that scares us.
Burne's Blues
editCorporate Raiders from Dimension X
edit- Raphael: Oh, no. Not again! I'm beginning to hate that invention.
Invasion of the Turtle Snatchers
editThe Big Rip Off
editReturn to the Fly
editBlast from the Past
editThe Turtle Terminator
edit- Donatello: That might be a clue. It looks like someone tracked it in. If we knew what it is and where it came from, we'd know where took Irma.
- Irma: Oh boy! You've come to rescue me! Now I can go on my date.
- Turtles: Shh! Quiet.
- Shredder: The turtles! Get them!
- Raphael: Perhaps in the sewers to the pizza--
- Rocksteady: We do now!
- April: It's Rocksteady. Go, Irma and Turtles! GO!
- Rocksteady: [grabs Irma] Gotcha! I gonna to ties the ropes!
- Bebop: Let's go!
- April: [Irma shrieks] Irma! [Irma: Let me go!!] Get back here with my Irma! You pay for this! [gasps] They've escaped!
- Tiffany: Escaped?!
- Turtle Terminator: Go Turtles. Zap go turtles!
- Mr. Thompson: Yikes! It's Turtle Terminator!
- All: Here we are! Over here! Hey, android!
Usagi Come Home
editCowabunga Shredhead
edit- Donatello: Hey, Michelangelo, how about a pizza with the works?
- Michelangelo: Pizza? No way, dude. I crave pizza no more.
- Leonardo: Amazing.
- Donatello: Astonishing.
- Raphael: Not bad. Maybe now it's safe to order out for some pizzas.
- Shredder: No need, dudes. I brought back some takeout. So, like, let's get down and pig out.
- Leonardo: It's Shredder!
- Shredder: Where!? Where!?
- Raphael: Psst! Yo, April.
- April: Turtles, what are you doing here?
- Shredder: Hey, babe! What's going down in this here town?
- April: [gasps] I don't believe it. That's Shred-
- Leonardo: [covers April's mouth] Whatever you do, don't say his name. I'll explain later.
Mutagen Monster
editBye Bye Fly
editBeware the Lotus
edit- Tiffany: [camera clicks] Say, "cheese!"
- Irma, Vernon, April O'Neil, Mr. Thompson: Cheese!
- Donatello: Wow, way to go, Wolfman.
Casey Jones: Outlaw Hero
edit[The Turtles have just fought Casey Jones and he has escaped.]
- Raphael: That guy's seen too many Filthy Harry movies.
- Leonardo: Come on. We better stop him.
- Raphael: Why us? Let the cops handle him.
- Donatello: Think, Raphael. He pops in and out of the sewers. He fights crime. He knows Kung Fu.
- Raphael: In other words, people are gonna think he's us.
- Leonardo: Now do you see why we have to stop him?
- Michaelangelo: Yeah. Our reptile reputations will get a bad rap.
[Raphael throws his sai into April's camera whilst it is acting up alongside her scooter.]
- Raphael: Say cheese, cheeseball.
- April: Turtles. Oh, thank goodness you're here.
[Raphael jumps on the scooter whilst it is in motion and removes his sai from the camera just before it throws him off.]
- Raphael: Has your camera always acted like that?
- April: It's like it suddenly had a mind of its own. And worse, my scooter drove off by itself.
- Donatello: We'll deal with that later. Right now, we gotta find that dipstick in the hockey mask.
- Donatello: Well, so much for those bugs. And Krang's giant knucklehead.
- Leonardo: And we couldn't have done it without you, Casey.
- Michaelangelo: Yeah, you are truly.... [he turns around to see that Casey has left] ...gone.
- Donatello: How do you like that? He didn't even say goodbye.
- Leonardo: He was a strange guy. Reckless, dangerous, and totally violent.
- Raphael: Yeah. I liked him too.
- Leonardo: Somehow, I got the feeling he'll cross our paths again.
- Casey Jones: [he has overheard the conversation from afar] Somehow, I got a feeling he's right.
Super Bebop and Mighty Rocksteady
editThe Maltese Hamster
editUsagi Yojimbo
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