Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1987) (season 3)

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Season 3

Beneath These Streets

[Splinter attacks the turtles and throws them around the lair]

Splinter: You are losing your fighting edge, my turtles. Were it Shredder who attacked you, he would not be so lenient.

Raphael: Aw, come on, Master Splinter, we already sent chrome-dome and Krang to the Earth's core.

Michelangelo: Yeah, right. Those dudes are totally dusted.

Splinter: Without positive proof, it would be unwise to assume that Shredder and Krang have been vanquished. Beyond that, may I remind you that you are still crime fighters, and that the streets of this city are still filled with crime. I suggest doing each ninja exercise twice. You obviously need the practice.

Leonardo: Well, you heard Master Splinter. Let's do it!

Turtles on Trial

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Leonardo: Let's get him!

Turtles: Turtle power!

Michelangelo: Cowabunga!

Attack of the 50-Foot Irma

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Irma: Please, April. Just one little cookie.

April: Forget it, Irma.

Irma: Ooh, oh, look. My favorite flavor of ice cream. Mm.

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Irma: Thank you, turtles. I feel like such an overgrown klutz.

Leonardo: Now, Irma, it's not that bad.

Irma: Yes, it is. I'll never be normal again.

Michelangelo: Aw, lighten up, Irma. It's no biggie.

Irma: No biggie?! (cries)

Raphael: Oh, nice work, Michelangelo. You and your big mouth.

Irma: Big mouth!? Waah!

Donatello: Hey! Cut it out! I just had my shell turtle-waxed.

Irma: And I used to think it would be fun to be tall!

Raphael: No, Irma, don't!

Irma: Oops! I did it again.

Sky Turtles

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April: What's going on?!

The Old Switcheroo

(Pan into the Channel Six news stations while with the sounds like Irma sobs)

Irma: OHH!! Men are such beasts! [sobs]

April O'Neil: [pauses] Is it Eliot, the new fella you just met?

Irma: Don't never mention his name again!? His idea of a double date was showing up with another girlfriend!?

April O'Neil: ?

Mr. Thompson: APRIIIIIIIIIL, get in here!

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Bebop: Say bye-bye ratso. Yaah!

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Bebop: Huh, did you hear that?

Rocksteady: Hey. What's up? He's actually nice to you.

Four Musketurtles

Mr. Thompson: [pauses; opens the door] April, Irma, get in here!

Both: Yes sir, Mr. Thompson? Coming!

The Grybyx

Leonardo: [screams] It's Grybyx.

April & Irma: Grybyx?

Shredderville

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Splinter: Get up, Donatello? Get up! Donatello, get up!

The Ninja Sword of Nowhere

April: [covers you mouth Irma] No Irma, don't say it.

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Michelangelo's Birthday

April: That's Michelangelo.

Leonardo: That cake was Michelangelo surprise birthday tomorrow.

Irma: Oops, sorry.

Leatherhead: Terror of the Swamp

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April: Oh great, I'm doomed to be a decrepit twenty-eight-year-old hag!

Irma: Icky things? Oh, yuck! I just remembered a nail apartment back in the city. Ciao!

The Gang's All Here

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Donatello: The chocolate chip pizza.

Michelangelo: Chocolate chip pizza?!

Enter the Rat King

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April: Okay, Irma! Let's roll!

Irma: So, what did you find out?

April: I think Burne’s exaggerating. I didn't see a single rat. [Rats chew holes in the tires on the news van] I'm entitled to my opinion. You don't have to hiss at me.

Irma: Who's hissing? I agree with you. Oh, no! Two flat tires.

April: Make that four flat tires.

Pizza by the Shred

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Raphael: Hey, Donatello, I thought you fixed this.

Donatello: Whoa! I did, and now it's fixing us!

Leonardo: I'll handle this!

Raphael: This beats everything. Now what are we gonna have for dinner?

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Leonardo: Surrender, Shredder.

Shredder: Say cheese, shellback. [grabs Rat King's pizza]

Rat King: Give me back my pizza! [Shredder throws the pizza at Leonardo's head]

Leonardo: I've been pizza-faced. Ooh, crunchy.

20,000 Leaks Under the City

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Splinter: Look. Squid.

Turtles: No! Squid! Gangway! I'm out of here!

April Fool

Irma: Yes, April, I like it-- [hiccups] Oops!

Leonardo: Did you hiccup?!

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April: Not a chance, Shredder!

Shredder: As your wish.

Case of the Hot Kimono

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Michelangelo: Oh, no. This disaster city. I can't look!?

Green With Jealousy

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Raphael, Michelangelo & Leonardo: Three sailors?

Irma: You're gonna problem with that?!

The Making of Metalhead

Leonardo: It's so nice of you to look after us while we're sick, April. By the way, this soup is cold. Could you warm it up again?

Raphael: April, can I have a glass of water?

Donatello: Could you get me another blanket?

Michelangelo: Tell me a story.

April: Ah, for a bunch of heroes on the half shell, they can be real babies!

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Leonardo: What is it?

Donatello: He looks like a giant turtle.

Splinter: Be careful, my students. You are pitted against a superior fighting machine.

Raphael: That doesn't scare us.

Metalhead: I am Metalhead. I crush turtles.

Raphael: Now, that scares us.

Corporate Raiders from Dimension X

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Raphael: Oh, no. Not again! I'm beginning to hate that invention.

The Turtle Terminator

Donatello: That might be a clue. It looks like someone tracked it in. If we knew what it is and where it came from, we'd know where took Irma.

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Irma: Oh boy! You've come to rescue me! Now I can go on my date.

Turtles: Shh! Quiet.

Shredder: The turtles! Get them!

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Raphael: Perhaps in the sewers to the pizza--

Rocksteady: We do now!

April: It's Rocksteady. Go, Irma and Turtles! GO!

Rocksteady: [grabs Irma] Gotcha! I gonna to ties the ropes!

Bebop: Let's go!

April: [Irma shrieks] Irma! [Irma: Let me go!!] Get back here with my Irma! You pay for this! [gasps] They've escaped!

Tiffany: Escaped?!

Turtle Terminator: Go Turtles. Zap go turtles!

Mr. Thompson: Yikes! It's Turtle Terminator!

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All: Here we are! Over here! Hey, android!

Cowabunga Shredhead

Donatello: Hey, Michelangelo, how about a pizza with the works?

Michelangelo: Pizza? No way, dude. I crave pizza no more.

Leonardo: Amazing.

Donatello: Astonishing.

Raphael: Not bad. Maybe now it's safe to order out for some pizzas.

Shredder: No need, dudes. I brought back some takeout. So, like, let's get down and pig out.

Leonardo: It's Shredder!

Shredder: Where!? Where!?

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Raphael: Psst! Yo, April.

April: Turtles, what are you doing here?

Shredder: Hey, babe! What's going down in this here town?

April: [gasps] I don't believe it. That's Shred-

Leonardo: [covers April's mouth] Whatever you do, don't say his name. I'll explain later.

Beware the Lotus

Tiffany: [camera clicks] Say, "cheese!"

Irma, Vernon, April O'Neil, Mr. Thompson: Cheese!

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Donatello: Wow, way to go, Wolfman.

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CREATORS	Kevin Eastman · Peter Laird
COMICS	Mirage comic series  (1984–2010) · Tales  (1987–2010) · Adventures  (1988–1995) · Mighty Mutanimals  (1991 spin-off) · Daily comic strip  (1990–1997) · Dreamwave comics   series  (2003) · IDW comic series  (2011–present)
TELEVISION	Cartoon All-Stars to the Rescue  (1990) · Turtles Forever  (2009)
	SERIES	1987–1996 series · Mutant Turtles: Superman Legend  (1996) · Next Mutation  (1997–1998) · 2003–2010 series · 2012–2017 series · 2018–2020 series · Tales of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles  (2024-present)
FILMS	Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles  (1990) · Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Secret of the Ooze  (1991) · Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III  (1993) · TMNT  (2007) · Turtles Forever  (2009) · Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles  (2014) · Out of the Shadows  (2016) · Batman vs. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles  (2019) · Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: The Movie  (2022) · Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem  (2023)
	FAN-MADE	Casey Jones  (2011)
	DOCUMENTARY	Turtle Power: The Definitive History of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles  (2014)
VIDEO GAMES	Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles  (2003) · Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2: Battle Nexus  (2004)
SEE ALSO	Leonardo da Vinci · Donatello · Michelangelo · Raphael