Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1987) (season 2)

second season of the 1987 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles TV series

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Season 2 edit

Return of the Shredder edit

Bebop: Earth, make way for Bebop and Rocksteady!
Rocksteady: And away we go!
[Bebop and Rocksteady crash into the portal as it closes and Krang laughs]
Rocksteady: Why'd you do that?
Krang: Because I enjoy seeing both people and animals suffer. And you, my friends are both!

The Incredible Shrinking Turtle edit

Leonardo: Head for the high ground!
Donatello: [trying to reach up] Uh, I got news for ya: the high ground is too high. [the Turtles get washed away]
Leonardo: Remember, we're turtles! We're at home under the water!
Raphael: Just keep telling me that!

It Came from Beneath the Sewers edit

Dark-Haired Boy: I wonder where that lady with the three dollars went.
Red-Haired Boy: Yeah. This thing's starting to get heavy.
Shredder: I'll be happy to take it off your hands.
Red-Haired Boy: Hey! Where'd you come from?
Shredder: If you must know, from Dimension X, in a far-off galaxy.
Red-Haired Boy: You don't scare us, Mister. We’ve seen every episode of Star Trek.
Dark-Haired Boy: That's right. Now give that thing back.

The Mean Machines edit

O.M.N.S.S.: Greetings.
Shredder: Who or what, are you?
O.M.N.S.S.: I am O.M.N.S.S. Omnipotent Multiprocessing Nexus Sub-universal sentience.
Stockman: A thinking machine.
Shredder: Artificial Intelligence?
Stockman: Hmph! I prefer the real thing.
O.M.N.S.S.: A disbeliever, eh?
Shredder: Parlour tricks! Those are of no use to me.
O.M.N.S.S.: This is nothing compared to what I am capable of doing! With a stronger power source, I could control every machine in this city.
Shredder: Then you shall have it, my friend. You shall have it!

Curse of the Evil Eye edit

Shredder: [destroying punch-bag] Those blasted Turtles! Because of them I've lost the helmet!
Baxter: I think I have the solution to your problem Master.
Shredder: Not now! If Krang finds out about this…
Baxter: But Master, I…
Shredder: I said "silence" you blithering fool, I'm thinking! I can't be bothered with your ridiculous toys at a time like this!
Baxter: [muttering to himself] Ridiculous toys, hmm? [he puts the Sarnothometer in his pocket and leaves]
Shredder: Now, stop wasting my time with those idiotic inventions of yours! Baxter? Baxter, where are you? BAXTER?!

Blodgett: I can turn this gold watch into lots of gold. Piles of gold! (nothing happens) Oh, it didn't work. I wonder why not?
Baxter: Because you're an idiot, that's why!

The Case of the Killer Pizzas edit

Enter: The Fly edit

Invasion of the Punk Frogs edit

Splinter No More edit

Mr. Thompson: April, get in here.

April: I'm not that bad.

New York's Shiniest edit

Michelangelo: Perhaps to the not in the sewers pizza.

April: [gasps] It's security guards.
Rex-1: Are you in danger?!
April: Stay still, now hold you tongue.
Rex-1: Whatever your say.

Teenagers from Dimension X edit

The Catwoman from Channel Six edit


Irma: No way! I'm not let out of this room!


Return of the Technodrome edit

Extra Link edit