Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1987) (season 2)
second season of the 1987 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles TV series
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Season 2
editReturn of the Shredder
edit- Bebop: Earth, make way for Bebop and Rocksteady!
- Rocksteady: And away we go!
- [Bebop and Rocksteady crash into the portal as it closes and Krang laughs]
- Rocksteady: Why'd you do that?
- Krang: Because I enjoy seeing both people and animals suffer. And you, my friends are both!
The Incredible Shrinking Turtle
edit[The Turtles have just rescued an alien who's spaceship crashed into a reservoir]
- Leonardo: He's still alive. Let's get him to shore, quick.
- Michaelangelo: Man. This is one freaky-looking alien.
- Donatello: He probably thinks you're pretty weird too.
- Shredder: [watching from a nearby bush out of sight] What have those meddlesome turtles stumbled upon, now?
[The Turtles get the alien safely to shore]
- Donatello: Quick, boil some water.
- Raphael: We're not delivering a baby, dimbo.
- Donatello: I heard it in a movie.
- Leonardo: Head for the high ground!
- Donatello: [trying to reach up] Uh, I got news for ya: the high ground is too high. [the Turtles get washed away]
- Leonardo: Remember, we're turtles! We're at home under the water!
- Raphael: Just keep telling me that!
It Came from Beneath the Sewers
edit- Dark-Haired Boy: I wonder where that lady with the three dollars went.
- Red-Haired Boy: Yeah. This thing's starting to get heavy.
- Shredder: I'll be happy to take it off your hands.
- Red-Haired Boy: Hey! Where'd you come from?
- Shredder: If you must know, from Dimension X, in a far-off galaxy.
- Red-Haired Boy: You don't scare us, Mister. We’ve seen every episode of Star Trek.
- Dark-Haired Boy: That's right. Now give that thing back.
The Mean Machines
edit- O.M.N.S.S.: Greetings.
- Shredder: Who or what, are you?
- O.M.N.S.S.: I am O.M.N.S.S. Omnipotent Multiprocessing Nexus Sub-universal sentience.
- Stockman: A thinking machine.
- Shredder: Artificial Intelligence?
- Stockman: Hmph! I prefer the real thing.
- O.M.N.S.S.: A disbeliever, eh?
- Shredder: Parlour tricks! Those are of no use to me.
- O.M.N.S.S.: This is nothing compared to what I am capable of doing! With a stronger power source, I could control every machine in this city.
- Shredder: Then you shall have it, my friend. You shall have it!
Curse of the Evil Eye
edit- Shredder: [destroying punch-bag] Those blasted Turtles! Because of them I've lost the helmet!
- Baxter: I think I have the solution to your problem Master.
- Shredder: Not now! If Krang finds out about this…
- Baxter: But Master, I…
- Shredder: I said "silence" you blithering fool, I'm thinking! I can't be bothered with your ridiculous toys at a time like this!
- Baxter: [muttering to himself] Ridiculous toys, hmm? [he puts the Sarnothometer in his pocket and leaves]
- Shredder: Now, stop wasting my time with those idiotic inventions of yours! Baxter? Baxter, where are you? BAXTER?!
- Blodgett: I can turn this gold watch into lots of gold. Piles of gold! (nothing happens) Oh, it didn't work. I wonder why not?
- Baxter: Because you're an idiot, that's why!
The Case of the Killer Pizzas
editEnter: The Fly
editInvasion of the Punk Frogs
edit- News Anchor: And I repeat. Two delinquents are on a rampage in Times Square. One wears a rhinoceros mask, the other a warthog mask.
- Leonardo: It's Rocksteady and Bebop.
- Donatello: I wonder why the temper tantrum?
- Raphael: Beats me. Maybe they passed a mirror and saw what they looked like [chuckles].
Splinter No More
edit- Mr. Thompson: April, get in here.
- April: I'm not that bad.
New York's Shiniest
edit- Michelangelo: Perhaps to the not in the sewers pizza.
- April: [gasps] It's security guards.
- Rex-1: Are you in danger?!
- April: Stay still, now hold you tongue.
- Rex-1: Whatever your say.
Teenagers from Dimension X
editThe Catwoman from Channel Six
edit- Irma: No way! I'm not let out of this room!
Return of the Technodrome
edit- Krang: Someone has reversed the seismic polarities. The Technodrome is sinking and I'm powerless to stop it. Shredder, this is all your fault. I'll get your for thiiiiisssssss.....
[The Technodrome sinks into the lava].
- April: What a story. And the remarkable thing is, they were defeated by four half-teenagers and half-turtles.
- Raphael: Hey. And let's not forget one half-man and half-rat, huh?
- April: Hey, I just realized something. I'm the only 100 percent human being in this place.
- Michaelangelo: Aw, don't feel bad, April. Nobody's perfect.
[Everyone laughs]
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