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Beavis and Butt-head (season 1)

season of television series

Beavis and Butt-head (1993–1997, 2011, 2022–present) is an American animated television series that originally aired on the cable television channel MTV. It followed the misadventures of two teenagers, Beavis and Butt-head. Season one originally aired from 8 March to 25 March 1993.

Pilots • Seasons 1 • 2 • 3 • 4 • 5 • 6 • 7 • 8 • 9 • 10 • Specials • Music videos • MTV programming • Feature film • Sequel film • Album • Main

"Give Blood" [1.01]

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Beavis:  [sings]  Don't wanna fall in mud!
Butt-head:  [sings]  All I wanna do is sell my blood!
Beavis:  What do you think they pay for, like, a gallon of blood?
Butt-head:  Just be cool, dude!  Don't take their first offer!
Beavis:  How they do, like, get it out, dude?
Butt-head:  They give you a big knife, then you cut your hand and, like, bleed into a bucket.  Huh, Huh.
Beavis:  Hea hea, that's cool!
Butt-head:  They give you a big old bottle of 'Mad Dog 20/20' to drink first.  Huh, Huh.
Beavis:  High Test!
Butt-head:  And then, when you're done, don't forget to stand up really fast.
Beavis:  Heh-heh-heh.
Butt-head:  If you're lucky, you'll pass out!
Beavis:  Cool!
Butt-head:  Whoa, we're gonna be rich.

"Door-To-Door" [1.02]

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Mr. Van Driessen:  This is the '90s, people.  A '9' upside down is a '6,' so let's turn the '90s upside down and recapture the spirit of the '60s, okay?
Butt-head:  Watch those flashbacks, dude.

"Balloon" [1.03]

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Butt-head:  What does the president of the United States think about when he goes to the bathroom?
Beavis:  Think she's a diver?
Butt-head:  Ask your mom.
Beavis:  Chode smoker.
[after Beavis and Butt-head inhaled helium from balloons to get a buzz]
Beavis:  [high-pitched]  I don't feel nothing.
Butt-head:  [high-pitched]  Huh, huh, huh.  What's wrong with your voice, dude?
Beavis:  [high-pitched]  What's wrong with yours?
Butt-head:  [high-pitched]  Oh, no.
Both:  [high-pitched] We're neutered!!
Beavis:  This sucks! Help!
Butt-head:  Can I have your skateboard?
Beavis:  Shoot me down, asswipe! This sucks!

Cast

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See also

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Seasons 1 • 2 • 3 • 4 • 5 • 6 • 7 • 8 • 9 • 10 • Specials • Music video commentary • Feature film • Main
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