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Beavis and Butt-head Do America

1996 American animated comedy film directed by Mike Judge

Beavis and Butt-head Do America is a 1996 American animated road comedy film, based on the TV series Beavis and Butt-head.  It was produced by Paramount Pictures in association with Geffen Pictures and MTV Films, and co-written and directed by creator Mike Judge.

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Agent BorkEdit

  • Chief, this just came in.  Two days ago, Express Airways had a disturbance by someone calling himself Cornholio.  Guess who matches the description.

Agent FlemmingEdit

  • Well, look what we have here.  You two make me sick.  Book 'em, Bork.

Muddy GrimesEdit

  • [about to kill Beavis and Butt-head when he realized he mistaked them for hitmen after he found them in the desert] Oh, I'm gonna enjoy this. Any last words before I kill you?
  • [about kill Beavis and Butt-head when he realized he mistaked them for hitmen after he found them in the desert] I'm gonna blow you both to hell, that's what I'm gonna do!

Dallas GrimesEdit

  • 10 Grand. Oh, that Cheap-Ass.


  • Are you threatening me?  I am Cornholio!
  • I am the great Cornholio!  I'm a gringo!  I have no bunghole.
  • I am Cornholio!  You will cooperate with my bunghole!  For there is but one bunghole: the almighty bunghole.
  • Hey Butthead, this book is pretty cool. There's a naked chick, a talking snake, and this dude wears a leaf over his schlong.


  • Hey, baby.  I noticed you have braces.  I have braces, too.
  • This is the coolest thing I have ever seen.
  • Hey, Beavis. Check it out. I'm jacking off.
    • After discovering a car jack in the trunk of Muddy's car
  • The sun sucks.


Tom Anderson: [driving by in his camper trailer] Something wrong, Officer?
ATF Agent: [holds up a picture of Beavis & Butt-head] Sir, we're looking for these two fugitives.
Tom: Well, I'll be danged. That's them two kids that have been whacking in my camper.
ATF Agent: You saw these two?
Tom: I sure did. Boy, I've never seen two kids do so much damned whacking.
ATF Agent: [speaking on his walkie-talkie] This is post 9; I have positive ID.
Tom: Boy, they're just like a couple of little old spider monkeys, I'll tell ya that.
ATF Agent: Sir, I'm gonna have to ask you and your wife to step out of the vehicle.
Tom: Well now, wait a minute. Me and the Mrs. here are on our way to Washington D.C., and–
ATF Agent: [points a gun at Tom Anderson] NOW!!

Muddy Grimes: Well, I'm gonna enjoy this. Any last words before I kill you?
Butt-head: I have a couple. Butt cheeks.
Beavis: Yeah, yeah. And, uh, and boobs. I just wanna say that again: boobs.
Muddy: I'm gonna blow ya both to hell, that's what I'm gonna do!
Butt-head: Cool. Whoa. Hey, Beavis, that's that dude who's paying us to do his wife.

Tom Anderson: Take your damn pants with you!
Agent Flemming: Hold your fire.
Tom Anderson: What the hell!
Agent Bork: The pants! He's got the unit!
Agent Flemming: Drop the pants, now!
Tom Anderson: Now wait a minute. I ain't the one...
Butt-Head: Here you go.
Tom Anderson: Now wait just a minute, mister!
ATF Agent: Sir take a look at this.
Agent Bork: How do you explain this?
Tom Anderson: What the hell are you talking about?
Agent Flemming: So, using two innocent teenagers as pawns in your sick game, huh?
Tom Anderson: Look, I already told you I don't know what the hell this is about.
Agent Flemming: Take him away.
Tom Anderson: Hey! Get your damn hands off me! Goddamnit hey damn it You don't know who you're dealing I'm a veteran of two foreign wars! I ain't the one been...
Beavis: I always thought there was something wrong with him.
Butt-Head: Yeah he had a lot of problems.
Beavis: He used to hit me, too.
Butt-Head: Hey, does anyone want to see my unit?

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