America's Next Top Model (season 5)

Cycle 5

Originally aired September 21 – December 14, 2005.

The Girl With the Twisted Catchphrase [5.1]

Ebony Taylor: Don't get it twisted.

Nicole: [to Cassandra and Bre in the supermarket] We need to go to the chapstick aisle! I need chapstick!

J Alexander: [to Jayla] So you're on the Jehovah's layaway plan.

Jayla: [to J Alexander] Yes, that's it.

J Alexander: [to Jayla] Buy now, pray later.

Sarah: [in confessional about her runway walk] I try my best and the best I can do is a trip.

Nicole: Why can't I breathe? Seriously like I am having like anxiety!

The Girls Become Super Heroes [5.2]

Sarah: [in confessional about her runway walk] Then I did the same thing again.

Cassandra: [to Lisa about her supposed lack of emotion] You know how sociopaths don't feel any emotion, and like, that's why they can kill people without ever feeling bad about it? Only I've never killed anybody.

Ashley: [in confessional after getting eliminated first] To be crushed first sucks!

The Girl Who Needs a Miracle [5.3]

Cassandra: [crying] No. I don't want to watch!

Cassandra: [in confessional] If this doesn't work for me, then I'm definitely going to go back to pageants because I think that really helps you develop more as a woman, where modeling is just more of a career.

Tyra: [to Cassandra about her haircut at judging] I still... I'm not happy with it. I'll be honest because this is not the hairstyle that I told them to give you. I specifically said Mia Farrow in Rosemary's Baby.

Tyra: [to Cassandra] Miss. Cassandra. Haystack Honeys. [Cassandra comes to collect her photo] Congratulations. You're still in the running towards becoming America's Next Top Model.

Cassandra: [to Tyra] Thank you.

Tyra: [to Nicole] Nicole. Working the Pretty Peasants page. Congratulations, Nicole.

Nicole: [to Tyra] Thank you.

Tyra: [to Coryn] Coryn. Rocking the Rustic Ruffles. Congratulations, Coryn.

Coryn: [to Tyra] Thank you.

Tyra: [to Kim] Kim. Haunting Haberdasheries. You seem sad, Kim.

Kim: [to Tyra] I'm just really surprised.

Tyra: [to Lisa] Lisa. Farmhand Faytales. Congratulations. [to Nik] And closing out our story is Nik. Country Couture. Congratulations, Nik. You're still in the running towards becoming America's Next Top Model.

Nik: [to Tyra] Thank you.

Tyra: [to Nik] You're welcome. [to Ebony, Bre, Jayla, Diane, Sarah and Kyle who were not strong enough to outshine their teammates] So six ladies stand before me. The six weakest pictures are what you all represent right now which means one of you will go home. [referring to the strongest / best photo out of the unsafe group] The first name that I'm going to call is... [flips over Bre's photo] ...Bre. [Bre comes to collect her photo] Congratulations. [Bre is relieved to be safe, flips over Jayla's photo] Jayla. [Jayla comes to collect her photo] Congratulations. [flips over Sarah's photo] Sarah. [Sarah comes to collect her photo] Congratulations. [to Ebony, Diane and Kyle in the bottom three] The next name that I'm going to call is... [flips over Kyle's photo] ...Kyle. [Kre comes to collect her photo] Congratulations. You're still in the running towards becoming America's Next Top Model.

Kyle: [to Tyra] Thank you. [joins the other nine girls who are already safe]

The Girl Who Makes a Disclaimer [5.4]

Nicole: [to Cassandra about the Mia Farrow haircut] If this is something you really want to do then just cut it.

Jay Manuel: [to Jayla and Cassandra] Jayla, Cassandra I need to talk to you girls real quick.

Jayla: [to Jay Manuel] Okay.

Jay Manuel: [to Jayla] So we're actually going to take out your extensions because we feel like they're not working for you.

Twiggy: [in a repeat scene to the judges about Jayla] She looked much better with the shorter hair, personally.

Jay Manuel: [to Jayla] We're going to leave it long and then scissor and comb up the back.

Jayla: [in confessional] You may not like it at first but you have to get into it. You have to try to see the good in it.

Jay Manuel: [to Cassandra] Initially what Tyra really wanted was like Rosemary's Baby's haircut and she wanted all of this to be a lot shorter.

Cassandra: [to Jay Manuel] See I'm not really comfortable cutting it again when I haven't got a chance to really work it yet. [Jayla gets up to see what's happening]

Kim: [to the other nine girls about Cassandra talking to Jay Manuel] Something's going to happen.

Bre: [to the other nine girls about Cassandra talking to Jay Manuel] You think?

Jay Manuel: [to Cassandra] You know if you turned to a client and said "You know, I really don't want to cut my hair," they're going to be like "You know what? Thanks, Cassandra. Bye-bye." I can't do a shoot without you having your hair the way they want you to.

Cassandra: [to Jay Manuel] Right.

Jay Manuel: [to Cassandra] So have some breakfast, think about it and I'll ask you later.

Cassandra: [to Jay Manuel] Okay.

Jayla: [in confessional about having the hair extensions removed and getting a haircut] My hair's short again. Everyone loves it and I love it too.

Mike Rosenthal: [to Jayla] That's great!

Jay Manuel: [to Jayla] These are good, Jayla! Keep it going!

Rob Talty: [to Cassandra] I'm not going to screw you over.

Cassandra: [to Rob Talty] Yeah.

Rob Talty: [to Cassandra] You know I have your back always.

Cassandra: [to Rob Talty] Yeah.

Rob Talty: [to Cassandra] I'm just going to round out the front a little bit. So you can go on a little bit.

Cassandra: [in confessional about having an extra inch of hair cut] It wasn't just cutting an extra inch and half for me. It was the last straw in them completely trying to change who I was.

Jay Manuel: [to Cassandra after all the other ten girls are finished with the photoshoot] Rob's ready to cut your hair. We're going to get started.

Cassandra: [to Jay Manuel about having an extra inch of hair cut] I'm not going to cut it, Jay.

Jay Manuel: [to Cassandra] You're not going to cut it?

Cassandra: [to Jay Manuel about having an extra inch of hair cut] I'm not going to cut it. [in confessional about having an extra inch of hair cut] I told him I wasn't going to cut my hair anymore. I didn't feel like I needed to in order to be successful at this.

Jay Manuel: [to Cassandra] So, you're ready to cut your hair?

Cassandra: [to Jay Manuel] No!

Jay Manuel: [to Cassandra] You know, I really don't have time for this today so... you just got to leave my set, okay? [in confessional] Cassandra did not want to cut an extra inch off of her hair. I've said to her: "Do you realize by not complying with this haircut where that put you?" and she said "Well, I guess I'm going to go home." [Cassandra leaves the set, Nik sees this, Jayla looks stunned]

Cassandra: [in confessional] I have to be myself and I want to walk away from this knowing what I did right in the long run and that includes not letting people change who I am. [goes to the Limousine whilst Jay Manuel rings Tyra from this cell mobile telelphone]

Tyra: [on the phone to Jay Manuel] Hello?

Jay Manuel: [on the phone to Tyra] Hello Tyra.

Tyra: [on the phone to Jay Manuel] Yeah?

Jay Manuel: [on the phone to Tyra] It's Jay. [Limousine takes Cassandra home to collect belongings for departure]

Cassandra: [in confessional after quitting the competition] I'm going home. I'm going to go back to Texas and I'm going to get some hair extensions and hopefully, you'll see me as a future Miss. U.S.A.. [gets into Chevrolet Express and leaves]

Bre: [in confessional about Cassandra quitting] She came into this knowing there was a great possibility they were going to cut her hair.

Tyra: [to the ten remaining girls at judging about Cassandra quitting] Being a model means being able to adapt to a whole variety of different situations. Cassandra was more interested in holding on to one inch of hair than in learning and adapting. So I'm saying to each and every one of you. Think long and think hard while you're here and either commit to wanting to be a top model or step forward right now and you can go back to the house and pack your bags. Does anyone want to go home? [to Lisa] I see you're thinking over there, Lisa.

Lisa: [to Tyra] Oh no! I'm not going nowhere.

Tyra: [to the ten remaining girls at judging about Cassandra quitting] Well then we can proceed with judging.

The Girl Who Gets a Boob Job [5.5]

Diane: [to Tyra] Thank you for this opportunity.

The Girl Who Loves Bubbles and Talks to Plants [5.6]

Lisa: [in confessional] That was my limit. I couldn't take it anymore. [to Coryn] You need to stop hating on people, especially me.

Coryn: [to Lisa] What? Are you serious? Oh my goodness! Okay, I'm done with you.

Lisa: [to Coryn] Okay.

Coryn: [to Lisa] You don't hate on me, but yet you go around to all these girls and tell them that they need to work on this and they need to do this.

Lisa: [to Coryn] Well, I think that I'm being a friend instead of blowing smoke up everybody's ass. I'm trying to help you!

Coryn: [to Lisa] You're not trying to be my friend! I ain't no friend of nobody!

Lisa: [to Coryn] You're the only one that seriously, like, dislikes me, and so-

Coryn: [to Lisa] I'm the only one that told you to your face that I do not like you.

Lisa: [to Coryn] Okay, well I'm not trying to hurt anybody. I'm really just trying to help everyone. Honestly!

Lisa: [to Coryn] Don't go over there and talk about it!

Coryn: [to Lisa] Will you shut up? Why are you still talking to me? Shut up!

Lisa: [to Coryn] Okay, well...

Coryn: [to Lisa] I do not like you. I've told you that a long time ago.

Lisa: [to Coryn] Then don't talk about me, don't talk to me, don't make snappy comments to me. Just pretend I don't exist.

Coryn: [to Lisa] Shut up and I can pretend like you don't exist.

Lisa: [to Coryn] That is so rude! Grow up, Coryn! You're basically presenting yourself like a moron! Okay?

Coryn: [to Lisa] And what are you doing, alcoholic bitch?

The Girls Are 1940's Pin-Ups [5.7]

Kyle: [in confessional after getting eliminated sixth] I've been living here for so long now! It's just weird.

The Girl Who Wants to Step on the Pretty Flower [5.8]

Nicole: [to everyone] Oh my gosh, you guys! Get the bird out of the house!

The Girl Whose Boyfriend Is Cheating on Her [5.9]

Kim: The person who would most likely get along with the Wild Boyz is disgusting, crazy: Lisa.

Nik: I just kept seeing everyone laugh, and I knew they weren't laughing at me, cause whatever I was doing wasn't that funny.

Lisa: [to the Wild Boyz, upon entering in a diaper] I'm wearing you guy's underwear!

Steve-O: [Lisa who entered wearing a diaper] Why?

Lisa: [to the Wild Boyz, upon entering in a diaper] Why not?

Nicole: [in confessional about Lisa wearing a diaper] Then Lisa walks in with a diaper on and it's like, she has to outshine everyone!

Bre: [to Jayla about Lisa wearing a diaper] Why is she wearing a diaper again?

Jayla: [to Bre] I don't know.

Bre: [to Jayla] Oh, just thought I'd ask.

Lisa: [to everyone] Wait! We have to see if they work!

Bre: [to Lisa] Lisa, please don't pee in it! [in confessional about Lisa] Then Lisa announces that she's going to pee in a diaper.

Steve-O: [about Lisa who is urinating in a diaper, Bre looks shocked, Nik looks uninterested, Nicole laughs] She’s doing it!

Bre: [in confessional about Lisa] No woman of class, especially a supermodel in the making, is going to do something as disgusting as pee on herself at her job! [back to the present where Lisa is smiling about her actions to everyone]

Nicole: [directly to Lisa] I feel disgusted!

Lisa: [directly to Nicole] It’s dedicated to you man!

Bre: [in confessional about to Lisa] Lisa, she's a sick individual, and if she wins this competition I hope she uses that $100,000 and checks herself into a psych ward, A.S.A.P.!

Lisa: [in the confessional] The air in the house is just a little too intense, and so I started dressing up with these crazy costumes. I thought that everyone was going to loosen up. [to one of the girls] You guys see what this shirt says? That's the problem around here!

Kim: [in confessional about Lisa] To be honest, we're all a little scared of Lisa.

Lisa: [to Kim] Why don't you wanna talk to me?

Kim: [to Lisa] It kinda looks like you're crazy, dude!

Lisa: [in confessional] Everybody's looking at me like I'm crazy!

Bre: [to Lisa] Why would you pick the nappiest wig?

Lisa: [to Bre] Why not? [in confessional] Everybody's taking themselves way too serious.

Bre: [to Lisa] You're psycho.

Lisa: [to Bre] What?

Bre: [to Lisa] Psycho.

Lisa: [in confessional] Everybody just needs to calm down. Calm down! Take a break. [takes out a jar of cookies] Eat a cookie!

Bre: [in confessional about Lisa] We all agree that Lisa is crazy and has lost her damn mind.

Tyra: [to Jayla and Nicole in the bottom two, both for the first time ever] Will Jayla and Nicole, please step forward. You two are exquisite, beautiful girls. You take beautiful pictures, but when you open your mouths, they [referring to the judges] say, that there is no way that they can represent a product. You both are the top of the pack, but now you stand before me, at the bottom. With modeling, you guys have to be on point, you have to be fierce, you have to be ready. But the judges were so disappointed in you that tonight both of you must pack your bags... [long pause, flips over Union Jack] Because we're all going to London! Nobody's going home!

Kim: [in the confessional with Nicole] We're, like, the only sane ones. It's like we're sane, Nik is sane... [whispers] but a little boring! And then we got Lisa, the alcoholic.

Nicole: Alcoholic and insane, though.

Kim: Yeah, well, Lisa's insane anyway and Jayla, she's an ugly, annoying, bad joke deliverer...

Nicole: But...but a whee bit sane.

Kim: A whee bit sane. Almost too sane, but not.

The Girl Who Talks Behind Everyone's Back [5.10]

Tyra: [to Nik] You're stuck in one position.

The Girl Who Retaliates [5.11]

Bre: [in confessional about being surrounded by pigeons during the pose challenge] Pigeons are flying rats. They eat rats. They'd probably eat me if they could!

Kim: [to Bre about taking away Nicole's drinks] You girls are going to replace her Redbulls, right?

Bre: [to Kim] Excuse me?

Kim: [to Bre] You'll replace them, right?

Bre: [in confessional about Kim] The first person that approaches me is Kim and she's like, "Tell me you're going to pay for Nicole's drinks."

Kim: [to Bre] She's been talking about it, and I was like, "Why..."

Bre: [to Kim] I don't want to talk about it.

Kim: [to Bre] Okay, well, why are you mad at me? I just don't want conflict.

Bre: [in confessional] I was like, "What? Hello, hi!" I think you should mind your business. [to Kim] I'm not gonna do it.

Kim: [to Bre] Alright. I'm just...you know.

Bre: [to Kim] It sucks when people touch your stuff, right?

Kim: [to Bre] Yeah. I mean, I guess so.

Bre: [to Kim] Yeah. I think so, too.

Kim: [to Bre] That's why I'm saying, replace it so that we don't have to deal with it. You know what I mean?

Bre: [to Kim] No.

Kim: [to Bre] Okay, fine. Then don't.

Jayla: [in confessional about Kim trying to help Bre and Nicole whilst standing with Nik] Kim is trying to mediate but she got herself stuck in the middle of it. So she kind of drew herself into the problem that she was trying to fix.

Bre: [to Kim] Seriously, Kim, I feel like you're playing both sides of the fence.

Kim: [to Bre] I'm playing no sides of the fence! You don't trust people and...you can trust me. [Bre is laughing and screaming in disbelief]

Bre: [to Kim] What?! I just need a corner.

Kim: [to Bre] Alright, take your corner.

Bre: [to Kim] Don't say another word to me. Please don't.

Kim: [in confessional about Bre] I just asked Bre a simple question, and she blew up. I was just trying to mediate, and just try not to have any more conflicts. Obviously, that was a mistake.

Nicole: [confronting Bre about being falsely accused of stealing Bre's food] Bre, I feel like we should talk about this.

Bre: [to Nicole] I don't feel like we should talk right now.

Nicole: [to Bre] If you did take it, I would appreciate you replacing it or paying for it.

Bre: [to Nicole] I'm not replacing it.

Nicole: [to Bre] If you think I took anything of yours, I didn't touch anything.

Bre: [to Nicole] I don't believe you.

Nicole: [in confessional about Bre] I have no idea who stole these granola bars she speaks of. [to Bre] I don't feel comfortable with you, like, stealing my things! I don't feel comfortable with that!

Bre: [to Nicole] Stealing is taking it, you don't know who took it, and you never see it again. I didn't steal it. You know where it is.

Nicole: [to Bre] You drank it, and you stole it. That's stealing, Bre! [in confessional about Bre's lies] Like, there's two empty cans in the bathroom. Are you kidding me?

Bre: [to Nicole] What do you want me to do now?

Nicole: [to Bre] I want you to pay for it!

Bre: [to Nicole] I'm not...so, now what do we do?

Nicole: [to Bre] Why would you do that?! I don't get it! You're just kind of a mean person! I'm telling you right now, you're wrong! What you're doing is whack because I never touched any of your things!

Bre: [to Nicole] I'm not replacing it. I'm not.

Nicole: [to Bre] Okay, whatever. If that's the type of person you are at least I know that now! [in confessional about Bre] She's like the spawn of the devil or something. Freak!

Nigel: [to Kim at judging] I like especially the fact that you decided to wear the same jewelry tonight as you did in the picture. Very inspiring.

Tyra: Did you steal the jewels?

Kim: No, I bought them.

Tyra: Like, you paid for them?

Kim: Yeah, I really love them! I don't know, I love them.

Tyra: 'Cause models usually steal stuff.

Nigel: [while Twiggy and J Alexander laugh] As we've learned. Do you have any energy drinks back there?

[The judges are about to deliberate on who will be eliminated eighth and Nik, Nicole, Bre, Jayla and Kim go backstage]

Nicole: [in confessional about Bre] We leave panel and Bre pretty much goes completely out of control. She is so mad and so angry. So she starts to take it out on Kim.

Bre: [to Kim after being thrown under the bus at judging] You couldn't tell the truth to save your life!

Kim: [to Bre] Are you kidding me? But that was the truth!

Bre: [to Nik pointing to Kim] Did she not come up to me and say that?! [Nik stays quiet]

Kim: [to Bre] I asked her!

Bre: [to Kim] Shut up! [to Nik clapping hands] Did she not come up to me and say that? [Nik continues staying quiet]

Kim: [to Bre] Bre your anger is what's getting you in trouble! Stop it now! Your anger is what's getting you in trouble every time!

Bre: [to Kim] No! No! No! No! No! [to Nicole] Nicole, for real, straight up what I did was wrong. Straight up. Kim came to us before I even hit the room!

Kim: [to Bre] Because I didn't want conflict, and I asked you, "Did you take it?"

Nicole: [to Kim] Kim, it's okay. You don't need to say anything.

Kim: [to Bre] You know what? It's not even worth it, Bre, because your anger is gonna get you in trouble, and you're the one lying!

[commercial break]

Bre: [to everyone] I just want you to know that the possibility of me going home today is about 96%. [to Kim] You will not win this competition because you are an ugly person. You have an ugly personality.

Kim: [to Bre] Tell me why no one else sees this "ugly personality" but you. You're the only one who sees it.

Bre: [to Kim] You know what? You're a liar...

Kim: [to Bre] I never... Are you kidding?!

Nicole: [to Kim] Kim, don't say anything!

Kim: [to Bre] You know what, Bre! It's not worth it because you are the liar! It's not even worth it talking to you. You've proven that you're the liar in this situation!

Bre: [to everyone] Look at me. I did something that was very wrong and God don't like ugly. He don't like it.

Kim: [in confessional about Bre's betrayal] I definitely feel extremely betrayed by Bre. I mean, we were friends. I've always maintained a loyalty to her, I never talked about Bre behind her back. Bre is someone that I don't know anymore.

Nicole: [to Kim] I love your personality. I do.

Kim: [to Nicole] Thank you. I feel good about it.

Tyra: [to Bre] Bre do you want to go home?

Bre: [crying to Tyra] Not at all.

Tyra: [flips over Bre's photo] You're not. [Bre continues crying, Kim is pissed, Nicole is shocked and starts crying as Kim gives her a hug]

Kim: [in confessional after getting eliminated eighth] I started with nothing and I came out with great skills as a model.

The Girl Who Takes a Pill [5.12]

Nicole: [in confessional] When Bre finds out she can't see herself, I'm like, "Whatever"!

The Girl Who Is On the Cover [5.13]

Tyra: [to Nik and Nicole] We finally reach the end of this long journey. Both of you have done an amazing job but the judges feel that one of you truely has what it takes represent what America’s Next Top Model means and share that with not just America but with the world. I’m about to announce who America’s Next Top Model is. America’s Next Top Model is… Nicole!

The Cycle 5 Reunion [5.14]

Tyra: [to Ashley] Ashley, you were the the first girl eliminated but what's up with your future?

Ashley: [to Tyra] I'm engaged!

Tyra: [to Ashley] You're engaged!

Tyra: [to Cassandra] I disagree with you on that. There's a "pageant" way.

Tyra: [about Cassandra] Cassandra had a solution to her "hair problem" when she went back home. Let's take a look.

Tyra: [to Cassandra] Cassandra let down your hair darling! Let's see your hair. [Cassandra umpins her hair] Shake it out! Shake it out! [Cassandra shakes hair] It's back! [Ashley helps to open Cassandra's hair more] Yeah! [crowd cheers]

Tyra: [to Nik about Jayla's confessional] You turn on Top Model and she's calling you a stupid, stupid...!

Tyra: [to Bre about stealing Nicole's Red Bulls and fighting with Kim] Why'd you go crazy?

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