The Looney Tunes Show

animated sitcom

The Looney Tunes Show was an American animated sitcom that used to air on Cartoon Network. The show features characters from the Looney Tunes and Merrie Melodies theatrical cartoons updated for the 21st century. It is produced by Warner Bros. Animation.

Season 1 Edit

Best Friends Edit

Daffy Duck: I did it! I got us on tomorrow's episode of "Besties!"
Bugs Bunny: How'd you managed that?
Daffy Duck: There are some things you shouldn't know about me. But you better know everything else.
Bugs Bunny: I'm more concerned with how little you know about me.
Daffy Duck: I know everything about you. Hit me with some questions. Go ahead.
Bugs Bunny: Alright, what's my favorite color?
Daffy Duck: Pass.
Bugs Bunny: What time do I go to bed at night?
Daffy Duck: Pass. Give me something easy.
Bugs Bunny: Fine. When's my birthday?
Daffy Duck: January... February... Septem... December.... Jul... July! July 1st, July 2nd, July 3rd, July 4th. 5th, 6th, 7th, 8th, 9th, 10th!
Bugs Bunny: 27th.
Daffy Duck: July 27th! Well happy extremely belated birthday, or happy extremely early birthday.

Members Only Edit

Daffy Duck: Bugs Bunny. Dumped. I've been there brother, you'll never get over it. Let me buy you some golf clubs! Waiter, bring this man your finest set of golf clubs, and charge it to 16-73!
Walter Bunny: 16-73? That's my membership number! [He comes up to Daffy angrily and punches Daffy in the face]
Daffy Duck: Sounds like she likes you you two going out again?
Bugs Bunny: Chould you drop that thing on me again?

Lola Bunny: Wait until you meet Pepe. He's the wedding planner for the R.O.G.O.O.O.C.C.
Bugs Bunny: Can't you people just say country club?
Pepe Le Pew: Lola, mon cheri. [kisses her in both cheeks] And this must be the lucky groom. [kisses Bugs on both cheeks] Mmm. So lucky. So, so lucky. Your wedding day is the single most important day of your life. I should know, I've been married seven times. Now, I'm seeing an outdoor ceremony. You should feel the beauty of nature embracing you as you walk down the aisle. The smell of honeysuckle kissing your cheeks as you exchange your vows.
Bugs Bunny: Ugh.
Pepe Le Pew: There won't be a dry-eye in the house.
Bugs Bunny: I'll be crying harder than anyone.

Jailbird and Jailbunny Edit

[Bugs and Daffy getting their mug shots]
Guard: Name?
Daffy: Daffy Duck.
Guard: Crime?
Daffy: Contempt of court.
Guard: Name?
Bugs: Bugs Bunny.
Guard: Crime?
Bugs: Well, some might say being too good looking. [Bugs poses as he would for a magazine cover while hip music plays] Nah, I'm just kidding. Contempt of court.

Daffy: Can you keep it down?! I'm trying to sleep!
Bugs: Well, I'm trying to read, and it's not easy with you tossing and turning.
Daffy: You think I like having to share a bed with you?
Bugs: At least in prison we weren't chained together. We had a whole cell to enjoy. Oh, cell block #5!
Daffy: Well, you're no picnic, either! You think I enjoy listening to you wax nostalgic about your time in jail? Ha! And by the way, a prison nickname doesn't count, if you give it to yourself, dynamite!
Bugs: You better watch it, Duck, because the fuse just got lit! [flexes his arm with a dynamite stick tattoo; Daffy spits his hand and wipes the tattoo off; gasps] How dare you! No one, and I mean no one, would do something that rude in prison! Now good night, Leopold.
Daffy: Good night, Randy.

Fish and Visitors Edit

Daffy Duck: What have I always say: don’t involve in your neighbor’s business. Before you know it, their business is your business.

Monster Talent Edit

Reunion Edit

Daffy Duck: You we’re the President of New Mexico?!

Casa De Calma Edit

Bugs: You think I should let that one slide? Yeah! Me neither!

Devil Dog Edit

The Foghorn Leghorn Story Edit

Yosemite Sam: Are you tryin' to make me look like a fool?!
Bugs Bunny: You don't need me to make you look like a fool.
Yosemite Sam: You're darn right, I don't!

Daffy Duck: Did you just call me a "no rooster?"
Foghorn Leghorn: What are you gonna do about it, huh, son? I say, what are you gonna do about it?

Eligible Bachelors Edit

Peel of Fortune Edit

Double Date Edit

Tina Russo: [Deadpan] Can I help you?
Daffy Duck: Daffy Duck. I’m here to pick up my business cards.
[Tina gets a box of business cards with Daffy’s name and the word wizard]
Bugs Bunny [realizing what he just did]: What just happened?
Porky Pig: I really need to get a girlfriend.

To Bowl or Not to Bowl Edit

Bugs & Daffy Get a Job Edit

Newspaper Thief Edit

That's My Baby Edit

Sunday Night Slice Edit

DMV Edit

Off Duty Cop Edit

[In a hostage like situation]
Bugs Bunny: [while aiming a pen on Porky's face] I just want my spargle.
Daffy Duck: [draws out the stapler] Put down the pen!
Bugs Bunny: Put down the stapler or I'll write over the pig's face!!!
Porky Pig: Why does everyone want to write over my face?
Bugs Bunny: [hysterically] Just give me my spargle.
Daffy Duck: Put down the pen!!!
Porky Pig: That's permanent ink!!!
Bugs Bunny: [more hysterically] I said "give me my spargle!!"
Daffy Duck: PUT IT DOWN!
Porky Pig: P--Permanent!!!
Daffy Duck: I SAID "PUT IT DOWN!!!"
Porky Pig: I--It won't come off!
Yosemite Sam: [whistles that stops the commotion] This is a place of business. This are hardworking people who simply want to sell a quality product. What in tarnation is illegal about that?
[FBI agents arrive]
FBI Lead Agent: You're all under arrest.
[All staff make a run for it]
Yosemite Sam: What's going on here?
FBI Lead Agent: This whole operation's a scam. These things were filled with dangerous highly addictive chemicals.
Bugs Bunny: But what about the spargler berries!? [starts crying]
FBI Lead Agent: Somebody get that guy to a doctor.
[The FBI agents wrapped a blanket over Bugs and send him to the hospital]
Yosemite Sam: Am I under arrest? I'm just an innocent sales representative.
FBI Lead Agent: Well, that all depends. Did you know you were selling a dangerous product?
[The FBI Agents starts chasing a naked Yosemite Sam through the hallways]
Daffy Duck: Thanks for helping out, I'll take it from here.
FBI Lead Agent: Who are you?
Daffy Duck: Steve St. James, Off Duty Cop.
FBI Lead Agent: Arrest this one too.
[An FBI Agent handcuffs Daffy]
Daffy Duck: What did I do?
FBI Lead Agent: You've been impersonating a cop and handcuffing people all over town.
Daffy Duck: What about him? He's been impersonating a chauffeur.
FBI Lead Agent: That's not illegal. It's pathetic, but it's not illegal. Get this guy outta my face. [The FBI Agent walks away with Daffy] I'm putting you down as a witness, so I'm gonna need your name too.
Porky Pig: B--Brandon Steel.
FBI Lead Agent: I'm just gonna put "chauffeur".
[Porky sighs]

Working Duck Edit

French Fries Edit

Daffy: Hey, Speedy, Porky finally got a girlfriend.
Speedy: Ooh, good for you, pinky. I thought you were gonna be one of those "always-leaves-alone" guys, who just gets more and more desperate until he alienates the few friends that he has, and then he's just alone. So, what a relief for you. Now when can we meet this new girlfriend?
Porky: Ugh. I don't have a girlfriend.
Speedy: Well, stay in the game, pinky. But, maybe you should think about growing a beard. You got so much…face.
Daffy: That was your exciting news, because you don't have a girlfriend?

Daffy: My friendship with Porky is over!
Bugs: What?
Daffy: He ate my french fries!
Bugs: What french fries?
Daffy: The ones that came with my sandwich!
Bugs: He probably thought they were for the table.
Daffy: There were not for the table! They were my fries! They came with my sandwich!

Beauty School Edit

The Float Edit

The Shelf Edit

Daffy: The butter is hard! Porky: What? Daffu: I said the butter is hard because somebody failed to lef it soften before serving dinner Porky: I'm sorry i just got so busy with the creme brulee-- Daffy: But you're not too busy to make excuses! Porky: Ow! That hurt! Daffy: I bet it hurt because it's hard! Daffy: Are those store-bough rolls? Porky: Ow! Daffy: Of course you're saying "OW!" They're like rocks

[As they enter, Daffy and Speedy were shocked to see the house was destroyed]

Bugs Bunny: [crazed like] I got the shelf up!

The Muh-Muh-Muh-Murder Edit

Mommy help me

Point, Laser Point Edit

Sylvester: What's wrong with me? I can't do anything but think about that red dot!

Season 2 Edit

Bobcats on Three! Edit

Daffy: [entering the house] We won again! One more goal, and the bobcats are state champions!
Bugs: Oh, that's great! We should have a party to celebrate. [sits up, fully weight gained] What?
Daffy: You look different. Did you get a haircut?
Bugs: No. (I didn't.)
Daffy: Are those new gloves?
Bugs: [looks at his gloves] No. (They're not.)

You've Got Hate Mail Edit

Porky: What's with the sunglasses?
Daffy: I'm keeping a low profile.
Witch Hazel: [knocks off Daffy's sunglasses with her wand; annoyed] You got some nerve!
Daffy: What? Because of the email? Because I said you're scary witch? You're not!

Dear John Edit

[Bugs is seen driving a boat unaware Lola is right behind him driving a ski boat calling out to him. He finally hears her and looks back and surprised to see her]
Bugs Bunny: Lola?
[He stops his boat causing Lola accidentally crash into the back fly right in. Bugs lifts her up]

Daffy Duck Esquire Edit

Bugs Bunny: [amused at Daffy’s lobster pain] Relatively painless.
Daffy Duck: People need to chill out.

Gribbler's Quest Edit

[Bugs calls Daffy outside and he opens the garage door, revealing dozens of packages inside the garage]
Bugs: What is all this?
Daffy: Stuff I bought on the Internet.
Bugs: How did you pay for it?
Daffy: You don't have to pay for it. You just press quick click.
Bugs: You used my computer! The quick click is connected to my bank account!
Daffy: Oh, that's why it always says, "Thank you for purchase, Mr. Bunny."
Bugs: It's all going back.
Daffy: But I need all this stuff!
Bugs: I think you have a shopping problem.
Daffy: I don't have a shopping problem.
Bugs: Oh, really? A battery operated spaghetti fork?
Daffy: It's the ultimate time saver. Says it right there on the package.
Bugs: It's going back.
Daffy: What are you doing?! You can't return my toilet paper warmer! You want me to use cold toilet paper?

Bugs: Video games? What are you, nine years old?
Daffy: It's not just any video game, it's the best video game. "Gribbler's Quest 4: Evles VS. Fairies VS. Gribblers." You can play it as an elf or as a fairy. But you have to get to level 15 to be a gribbler.
Bugs: [annoyingly swipes the game console out of his hands] I don't want one more package delivered to this house.
Daffy: Fine. [shouting as Bugs goes inside the house] I would've let you use the toilet paper warmer!

Ridiculous Journey Edit

[As the three are stranded in Alaska]
Sylvester: Sufferin' succotash, where are we?
Taz: Ooohh. Cold! Taz hate cold!
Tweety: Oh, what a disastrous place this is! I'm already freezing my tail feathers off! [He touched his tail feather and it falls out]
Sylvester: Don't panic. Maybe I can see home from the top of that mountain.
Tweety: Mountain? You'll be a frozen catsicle before you ever get there.
Sylvester: Look, bird. It's your fault we're in this resulting predicament!
Tweety: My fault? I didn't do nothing!
Sylvester: You tempted me.
Tweety: By taking a bath? You got problems, man! I'm going to find a nice, warm town!
Sylvester: You, beast! Coming with me?
Taz: Taz.
Sylvester: What?
Taz: Name, Taz!
Sylvester: Let's go, Taz. I hope I never see you again, bane of my existence!

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