Tiny Toons Looniversity
American animated television series
Tiny Toons Looniversity is an animation created by Warner Bros. Studio. It’s a reboot of Tiny Toon Adventures as it sets in a separate continuity from the original series. It revolves around Buster, Babs, Plucky, Hamton and Sweetie Bird in ACME Looniversity.
Episodes
editSeason 1
editFreshman Orientoontion
edit- Sweetie Bird: I do not stand for injustice! If someone messes with you, then they mess with me! And you don't want to mess with Sweetie T. Bird!
- Babs Bunny: What's the T stand for?
- Sweetie Bird: THUNDER!!! JK, I don't have a middle name. But if I did, it would be THUNDER!!!
- Babs Bunny: I'm Babs Bunny. You seem really awesome!
- Sweetie Bird: You, too!
- Plucky Duck: I didn't know there was a sing competition on the first day.
- Hamton J. Pig: I don't know how to be funny! [he starts bawling his eyes out, much to the students' surprise, and his gushers of tears flood the whole auditorium. Once the pool of tears drain out, Hamton finally stops crying and calms down, wiping his eyes]
- Bugs Bunny: [clapping] Bravo, bravo! This is how you do it! Reach into the depths of your deepest fears to find the best gag!
- [Bugs, Daffy and Wile E. Coyote all give a 10 to Hamton, much to his surprise and happiness that he found his best gag as everyone cheers for him.]
- Sweetie Bird: Tens, tens, tens across the board!
- Buster Bunny: Nice going, buddy!
- [Lyrics to "We're Tiny Toons"]
- Buster and Babs: [singing] Twins as close as can be. Babs and Buster Bunny.
- Plucky Duck: The duck whose star shines so bright. I won’t let Buster steal my spotlight.
- Sweetie Bird: I'm full of anger and glee.
- Hamton J. Pig: And sweet as pie, you can see.
- Granny: And in all my years as the Dean, this is the weirdest class I’ve ever seen.
- Tiny Toons: Please let us explain, Toons!
- Babs Bunny: Watch when I pull this lever....
- Plucky Duck: Anvils fall from the sky!
- Tiny Toons: Why!
- Buster and Hamton: Our jokes are so very clever, capulting us while we fly!
- Tiny Toons: Tongue-tied!
- Buster and Babs: Stretchy arms and legs are fantastic!
- Hamton and Sweetie: Our eyes pop out of our face!
- Tiny Toons: Face!
- Plucky: My emotions turn quite drastic when I get hit with a safe! Ouch!
- Tiny Toons: We’re looney, we’re tiny, we’re looney, we're tiny toons!
Give Pizza a Chance
edit- Hamton J. Pig: [after practical joke snakes explode from the wall] Did our wall just explode with practical joke snakes?
- Buster Bunny: This is a new era of...."Pluster"!
- Plucky Duck: A friendship name!? [smiling] And you put my name first!?
- Sweetie Bird: [she's laying on pizza] AAHHH! I'M COVERED IN GREEN GLOP!
- Babs Bunny: What? It's red.
- Sweetie Bird: I'm color-blind! [licks her wing] Oh, it's just pizza sauce.
- Furrball: Peanut Brittle? My favorite!
- Buster Bunny: No! Don't!
Extra, So Extra
edit- Bugs Bunny: Oh, hey, Doc. How's t'e mentorship goin'?
- Buster Bunny: Merlin seems… Nice… But I think we might be a bad fit.
- Bugs Bunny: Is t'at so?
- Buster Bunny: I'm here at Acme Lou to learn from the best. Like you! Bugs?
- Bugs Bunny: Kid, look, I don't mentor. Between Wabbit Season and Ski Season, I am booked! Maybe you should give Moilin a chance. He's been your mentor for, what, five minutes?
- Buster Bunny: You're right. I guess I was kinda disappointed. But everyone has lessons to teach. I'll apologize to Merlin. Let me go find him.
- Bugs Bunny: [in Merlin's voice] Why? He's already here. [casts a magic spell on himself revealing to be Merlin the Magic Mouse as Buster noticed the magic trick in awe]
- Buster Bunny: WHAT?! MERLIN?! [Merlin winks as Buster gets close to Merlin in excitement] How did you do that?!
- Merlin the Magic Mouse: Time to teach you some real magic.
Tooney Ball Lights
edit- Sweetie Bird: There's a cure for that. We! Don't! LOSE!
- Buster Bunny and Sweetie Bird: YEAH, BRO!
- Sweetie Bird: Sorry. I should warn you. I've been doing a lotta chest press!
- Buster Bunny: Like I said, "Great Tooneybacker".
- Little Beeper: Meep, meep!
- [Little Beeper runs over to an ape on the other Tooney Ball team, pulls down the ape's fur, revealing the ape is wearing boxer shorts]
- Little Beeper: Meep, meep!
- Granny: There's a Southern Beeper!
- Foghorn Leghorn: Buster, I don't want you to do nothing, cause you're benched.
- Buster Bunny: BENCHED!?
Save the Loo Bru
edit- Buster Bunny: These pictures of Montana Max are all fake! It's the same face on all of them! He lied about being a student to buy the Loo Bru!
- Buster Bunny: When will we know we've met a nemisis?
- Bugs Bunny: You'll feel a chill down your spine! Also, they're jerks.
- Buster Bunny: I can't wait til I have a nemisis!
- Sweetie Bird: Isn't Plucky your nemisis?
- Plucky Duck: Uh, we're frienemies.
- Buster Bunny: It's the same as enemies, but we don't want to make our mutual friends uncomfortable!
- Dizzy Devil: [sits on a soft chair and bounces up and down] Oh, you have soft toilet!
- Babs Bunny: That's a chair.
Prank You Very Much
edit- Granny: I just got a call from the dean of Aqua Loo. Did you launch their school into a giant pie?
- Buster Bunny: Yeah. We won the Prank War.
- Granny: But Prank War is next month.
- Babs Bunny: What?! That can't be right!
- Ling Lobster: What about these flyers saying it's this month?
- Granny: Now, if the Dean of Acme Loo and the Dean of Aqua Lou both know when Prank Week starts, why would someone need to announce it?
- Buster Bunny: So, these flyers are a… PRANK?!?!
- Hamton J. Pig: But then who made them?! [Scene goes to a room, revealing that Dizzy is the one who made the fake flyers]
- Dizzy Devil: Dizzy prank everyone! Oh, got them so good! Not even my birthday!
General Hogspital
edit- Sweetie Bird: He's still wearing the shoes!
- [Buster is crying because he's sad that Hamton is leaving for medical school]
- Buster Bunny: [crying] I'm so sad for me! [blows his nose on Babs' ear] What'll I do!? Hamton's so kind, so sweet, so.......[cries] not Plucky!
- Sweetie Bird: He's also the only one who has the Wifi password memorized.
- [Buster bawls hysterically]
- Babs Bunny: [comforting Buster] Oh, you did the right thing. Supporting Hamton to his faith and then coming here to cry hysterically.
- Buster Bunny: It's not fair! Why doesn't Acme have a medical school!?
- Sweetie Bird: Oh, talk to Professor Coyote! He might know!
- Buster Bunny: [face lights up] Great idea! [gets emotional again] After I do a little more crying! [cries]
- Buster Bunny: So, Acme doesn't have a medical school because so few toons need medical attention. [Wile E. Coyote nods his head at Buster] I guess that makes sense. Thanks, Professor. [walks away sadly]
Souffle, Girl Hey
edit- Lola Bunny: I had some leftover ingredients. So, I just threw together this triple-whipped Dulce de leche with balsamic strawberries.
Tears of a Clone
edit- Furrball: You wish you could be as hardcore as me.
- Plucky Duck: Lucky for you, I'm an expert at Jack-Kour.
- Buster Bunny: You like Jack-Kour, too?! Time to be hard on myself!
- Buster Bunny: Hey, Professor Coyote. I wonder, you don't like boy bands, do you?
- [Wile E. Coyote shakes his head and holds up a sign that says "Absolutely not!"]
The Show Must Hop On
edit- Bugs Bunny: Great job up there, kids!
- Hamton J. Pig: (stutters) That’s all folks!
- Dizzy Devil: Dizzy drop out. [throws his costume in a trash can] Dizzy realize this non-union production.
- Hamton J. Pig: [stuttering and sweating nervously while practicing his lines] F-f-first day on this g-g-glorious campus. Oh no! T-that's not right! [starts crying]
Season 2
editWhatever Happened to Babsy Bunny?
edit- Sweetie Bird: Aw, yeah! That big city air! I love the smell of hot garbage in the morning!
- Plucky Duck: Do you hear that? It's the pulse of the city. And it's going… Plucky. Plucky. Plucky.
- Babs Bunny: Say, cheese!
- Sweetie Bird: Great shot.
- Buster Bunny: This is the first time Babs and I have been to the big city!
- Babs Bunny: I can't wait to capture everything! Smile!
- Plucky Duck: Ooh! My turn! Get my good side. I mean, they're all technically my good side. Better find some light that does my classic good looks just it. There it is.
- Buster Bunny: We better hustle up. I don't want to miss one minute of the Bugs Bunny retrospecter! SOLD OUT?!?!?!
- Hamton J. Pig: The best to Acme Loo won't be back in four more hours and our plans just got ruined! Okay. I can handle this.
- Plucky Duck: Never would have happened if I was in charge. Oh. That's a fantastic name for my one duck show.
- Sweetie Bird: We're not wasting a beautiful day in the city! Let the Street-Bird show you around.
- Hamton J. Pig: Are you sure it's safe?
- Sweetie Bird: "Is it safe"? Absolutely.
- Construction Pigeon: Tweet-Tweet, Beautiful!
- Sweetie Bird: [angrily glares at the Construction Pigeon] SHUT YOUR BEAK, YOU FLYING GARBAGE!!!
- Construction Pigeon: Hey, hey! Easy, easy! Was just saying a friendly hello!
- Sweetie Bird: Aw, yeah?! You say "hello" to your mother with that mouth?!
- Construction Pigeon: Yeah...
- Sweetie Bird: Heh. [snaps her fingers] See? I know how to handle the city. Just gotta look out for the creeps.
- Pickle Pete: Sweetie! Where ya been?!
- Sweetie Bird: Hey! Hiya, Pete! I went to college!
- Pickle Pete: Check out the big girkin on campus over here!
Slay Cheese
edit- Babs Bunny: [she has become a giant and is sitting with her friends in the Loo Bru] Okay, so I used too much growth cream. Professor Coyote said it would wear off in a week or so. [crosses her fingers] Giant fingers crossed.
Tooned In Space
edit- Sweetie Bird: I came here to eat bird seed and kick butt! And I'm all out of bird seed!
Twin-Con
editSkulls and Sillybones
editThings That Go Tweet in the Woods
editAsk Not What Bunnies Can Do For You
editLet Them Eat Quack
editSquash Me If You Can
editI Got a New Aptitude
edit- [Calamity Coyote gives Fifi La Fume a friendship bracelet. She gasps and happily takes it.]
- Hamton: [walks over to Fifi and Calamity, looking nervous] Okay, you can do this.
- Fifi La Fume: [shows her bracelet to Hamton] Look, Calamity made me a friendship bracelet. Isn't it sweet?
- [Calamity blushes. Hamton grabs Fifi's bracelet and throws it in the pond.]
- Fifi: [gasps] Mais, what!? Why would you do this?
- Hamton: If you and Calamity ever stop being friends, that bracelet will only serve to remind you of your heartache! [gets out a megaphone and yells in it] NOW GET GOING, YA VARMITS!
Specials
editSpring Break
edit- Babs Bunny: Everyone, meet Plucky.
- Buster Bunny: We pre-apologize for everything he does.
- Plucky Duck: [looking at Buster and Babs' family] What an overwhelming number of rabbits. [chuckles] Somebody guard the carrots! [smiles and to Buster and Babs' surprise, their siblings get excited as they get closer to Plucky.]
- Bashir Bunny: Whoa! A Duck. Real feathers!
- Bertha Bunny: Can you really swim?!
- Beatrice Bunny: What's it like to fly home for the winter?
- Plucky Duck: Oh, of course you're fascinated with me. Not only am I a creature of another design, I am also smart, talented and adorable!
- Buster Bunny and Babs Bunny's Family: Aww!
- Buster Bunny: Everyone seems… to… like him.
- Babs Bunny: Yeah. Are they looking at the same duck we are?
- Buster Bunny: How could we not see it?!
Winter Blunderland
editNightmare on Toon Street
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