Tiny Toon Adventures

Tiny Toon Adventures is an American animated comedy television series that was broadcast from September 14, 1990 through December 6, 1992. It is a cartoon set in the fictional town of Acme Acres, where most of the Tiny Toons and Looney Tunes characters live.

Season 1

The Looney Beginning [1.1]

[The cartoon begins in Hollywood, California. The camera then moves to the Warner Bros. studio, where we hear Daffy Duck's voice about a new movie]

Daffy Duck: "I tell ya, J.F., it'll be a smash; Honey, I Shrunk the Laundry, starring Daffy Duck! What do you say?" [The camera then pans to the front of the entrance, where Daffy is then kicked to the curb and bounces right back onto his legs] Phillistines! [Daffy then looks at the camera angrily with his eyes squint together]

[In the next scene, we see a bunch of houses until the camera moves to Bugs Bunny's mansion, specifically to his backyard pool, which is in the shape of his head, then we hear Bugs as he is sitting in a chair talking to someone]

Bugs Bunny: "Ah, light of my life, I'll never take you for granted, you're the only one for me." [the camera then zooms to Bugs] "And I love you..."

[The camera then moves to reveal that the person Bugs is talking to his is Shloskar award, he keeps talking to it while he is on his knees]

Bugs: "My precious statuette." [Bugs then notices the camera, then begins talking to the viewers] "Oh! Eh, what's up, Docs? Welcome to a special edition of Tiny Toon Adventures. Eh, when Warner Bros. asked me to introduce their show, I said, 'For you guys, anything! as long as I'm paid in advance'."

[As Bugs holds right hand out, a human hand hands him a check, but as Bugs looks at the check, he drops it and it bounces]

Bugs: "I don't accept checks!"

[As Bugs kicks the check off the screen, a huge truck with a large amount of carrots and carrot products appears and drops them on to him. Bugs pops out and is shown to be happy about it]

Bugs: "Thanks! Ah yes, Tiny Toon Adventures, a fine show. It all began quite a while ago, but I remember it clearly as if it were a flashback."

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[A flashback ripple is shown, which takes the viewer to what seems to be a tall building with the WB symbol on it]

Bugs: "It was late one night at the Warner Bros. Studio."

[The camera pans to a picture of Bugs]

Bugs:"I was just hanging around, as usual, while the artists were coming up with brilliant new TV ideas."

[The camera pans to a silhouette of the Animator and his boss behind a door]

The Animator's Boss:[While tearing up a script and tossing it into the garbage]: "This is garbage! Garbage!" [balances the bin on his hand, then dumps the trash on the cartoonist's head] "Nobody wants to see a show about some rich little brat named Monty! You'd better come up with a hit show by 9:00 A.M. tomorrow, kiddo..." [pull out an axe] "...or it's the axe for us! Now, GET TO WORK!"

The Animator: "Yes, sir!"

[The animator glumly walks over to his desk, but is unable to come up with anything]

The Animator: "Oh, it's hopeless! I don't even know where to start!"

Bugs: "Can't go wrong with rabbits, doc."

[The camera pans to Bugs' picture]

The Animator: "Hmmm. Rabbits."

[The animator puts a piece of paper on the drawing board and draws a picture of a baby rabbit]

Baby Rabbit: [giggles] "Golly, gee whiz! Aren't I just the cutest thing you ever saw? Uh-huh, uh-huh, I sure am! I'll go to your house and I'll live forever and ever and ever and you'll never ever ever get tired of me, and I'll go hippety-hop, hippety-hop right into your heart!"

The Animator: "Ewww! That thing'll give people cavities!"

Baby Rabbit: "I love everybody and all the world, and I even love..." [voice gets muffled as the Animator crumples his sketch up and puts it in the garbage can] "...being crumpled and thrown away."

The Animator: "Maybe something a bit more manly."

[The animator draws a picture of a Rambo-esque muscular rabbit]

Muscular Rabbit: "Aaaah! Prepare to fry, you insignificant slug!"

[He fires his flamethrower, which sets the paper on fire. The Animator puts out the fire with a cup of coffee.]

The Animator: "Never get him past the Parent-Teacher's association. I'll split the difference."

[The Animator draws a picture of a young male rabbit, presumably a teen, think Bugs Bunny but smaller and a more raspy voice, all smiles and enthusiastic.]

Buster Bunny:"Hey! Nice shocks! How bout' a splash of color, pal?"

[The Animator paints Buster in different colors, including green, pink, and orange]

Buster:"Whoa! Who are you, Ted Turner?"

[The Animator paints him light blue and white]

Buster:"Hmmm, better. Now, for the censors, how bout' some clothes?"

[The Animator paints a mexican outfit on Buster]

Buster: "Huh?" (sarcastically) "Har har. Tutu funny."

[The Animator removes the mexican outfit and puts a red shirt and white gloves in its place]

Buster:"A star is drawn!"

[The Animator looks at his new creation with satisfaction]

Buster: [after being created] Say, how about drawing me a best friend? A buddy, a compadre? Someone I can talk to, rabbit to rabbit?

[The Animator then paints two pink rabbit ears with purple ribbons, a pink rabbit head, then a pink rabbit body with a yellow shirt and a purple skirt, just about Buster's size. She too is all smiles and chipper.]

Buster: A GIRL?!

Barbara Anne "Babs" Bunny: Welcome to the 90's.

The Animator: "Huh?"

Babs:"So, how do I look?"

Buster:"Well, you..."

Babs:"And how's my voice?"

Buster:"Well, it's, uh..."

Babs: [Imitating Glinda the Good Witch with a full fairy like attire and hairdo]: "Is it a good voice or a bad voice?" [She then dresses like Dolly Parton] "I'm a-bustin' out all over!

[She then dresses like Veronica Lake/Jessica Rabbit in a purple evening dress and a peek-a-boo like hairdo in place of her ears, she snaps her fingers and a spotlight shines into view as sultry swing jazz plays while Babs struts her stuff. Buster's jaw drops in a lovestruck state]

Babs: [Sultry like Jessica] "Or maybe... a bit more bunny heat?"

[Buster reacts lustfully with steamwhistles and wild takes as Babs grabs him and kisses him, which electrifies the malefore melting him. The Animator reacts in question]

Babs: "So, which voice do you like?"

Buster: "I like em' all! How do you do that?"

Babs: "It's a girl thing. So what's your name?"

Buster: "Good question. Hey, what are our names?"

[The Animator writes BUSTER above him...so he's now christened as the name above.]

Buster: I'm Buster Bunny!

[The Animator writes BABS above her, thus christening her name.]

Babs: And I'm Babs Bunny!

Buster & Babs: No relation.

[The jump off the paper and kiss the Animator]

The Animator: "When they start jumping off the paper and kissing you, it's time to call it quits!" [He grabs the paper and puts it in the garbage can] "Oh, who am I kidding? I could never come up with a cartoon show by tomorrow morning." [He leaves the office and heads home]

Buster [as he and Babs climb out of the garbage can and float down to the floor]: "That poor guy is throwing his career away!"

Babs: "Not to mention ours. Requesting clearance for landing."

Buster: "Roger, rabbit!"

Babs: "You've got the wrong bunny." [She looks at her wrinkled state] "Darn! I'm fourteen and I already have wrinkles!" [She pulls out an iron and irons herself]

Buster: "He just doesn't know star potential when he sees it."

Babs: "Who does?"

Buster: "We do! We'll create the show ourselves, for everyone who loves toons! For the big guys, for the little guys, for the strange medium guys with bad haircuts!"

Bugs: "I like this kid, he's got moxie!"

Babs: "But Buster, it takes dozens of highly paid network executives years to come up with a TV show!"

Buster: "Which means it should take us... about as long as this next commercial break."

Babs: "Exactly."

[The screen blacks out]

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[After the commercial break, we are at the front entrance of the studio, where Bugs continues telling the story of the origin of Tiny Toon Adventures]

Bugs: "Eh, Warner Bros. need a hit series by 9:00 am," [Bugs is seen telling the story while in his picture] "And the fate of the project rested in the hands of two hard-working and brilliant young rabbits."

[The camera then moves from Bugs to the desktop, where Buster and Babs are work. But a closer look shows Buster doing the work by writing a list while Babs is fooling around with a eraser on her head]

Babs [Imitating Pee-wee Herman]: "La la la!" I'm Eraserhead! La la la!" [Laughs] "La la la la la!"

[Bugs looks down at the two rabbits]

Buster: I made a list of everything we need for a hit TV show.

[Bugs looks down at the two rabbits as Babs talks to Buster]

Babs: Let's do Tiny Toons instead.

Buster: "Right. We need appealing stars."

Buster and Babs: "Done."

Buster: "Also, we need an exciting locale, wacky but lovable neighbors, arch-enemies, and stories.

Babs [as Buster rushes off]: "Okay. What's our location?"

[Buster runs back with a pair of scissors, which he uses to cut a piece of paper with. The scraps fly past Babs]

Buster [standing next to a map]: "Feast your eyes, Babsy!"

[The camera pans over the map as Buster and Babs speak to each other]

Babs: "So, what do you call it, rembrant?"

Buster: "Green Acres."

Babs: "Get current."

Buster: "Okay, Acme Acres."

Babs: "What do we need next?"

Buster: "Wacky but lovable neighbors."

[Buster jumps into the map]

Babs: "Last one in is eraser dust!"

[Babs jumps into the map. She and Buster fall, landing near a sign that says, Audition Today For Wacky But Lovable Neighbors]

Babs: "Audition today. Well, isn't that convenient?"

[A few moments later, Buster and Babs are dressed in robes and sitting at a desk, interviewing candidates for the show, who have lined up behind the sign]

Babs: "Next!"

[A male pig in blue overalls walks up to the desk]

Babs:"All right, baby! This is your audition! What do you do?"

Hamton J. Pig: "My name is Hamton J. Pig, and I, uh, uh... clean!" [pulls out a mini-vacuum cleaner] "I react to characters funnier than I am, and I have low self-esteem."

Babs: "Well, every show needs a straight man. You're in!"

Hamton: "I'll get my sponge!"

[Buster pulls a background of a pigsty towards Hamton, who lands in the mud]

Hamton: "Ick! Mud!" [Pulls out his mini-vacuum and vacuums up the mud]

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Babs: "Next!"

[A little pink bird wearing a festive blue bow in her hair like feather do flies and lands toward Buster and Babs. Think of a female Tweety.]

Sweetie: "Hello, I'm Sweetie." [giggles] "I can be the birdie who is always being chased by that mean old Furrball." [Furrball -a navy and light blue cat- is standing next to her, licking his paw and not even bothering to catch her] "Leave me alone, you nasty vicious predator!" [She pulls out a mallet and hits him with it]

Babs: "That's what this show needs, more heart! You're in!"

[Sweetie and Furrball get launched. Sweetie lands in an egg in a nest and hatches out of it]

Sweetie: "I'm only three and a half minutes old." [giggles]

[Furrball lands near an alley, where it starts to rain. Furrball pulls out an umbrella, but the lightning strikes it, torching him.]

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Babs: "Next victim."

[A Wackyland like Dodo jumps next to Babs and splats. Think of the Dodo in the classic Looney Tunes short Porky in Wackyland]

Gogo Dodo: "Hey! Who ordered the two-footie?"

Babs: "Not me."

Gogo:"I"m Gogo Dodo, and I shall perform Hamlet's Soliloquy. Ahem. Two bees..." [Transforms into two bee versions of himself] "Or not 2B..." [transforms into a door marked 2B, which he crosses out, then transforms into himself dressed as The Riddler] "That is the question." [Giggles]

Buster: "We have just the place for you, nut boy!"

[Buster grabs Gogo and he and Babs use a slingshot to launch him into Wackyland. When Gogo lands, he looks at the sign, and the WB logo chasing the Time Warner logo with a mallet in the background.]

Gogo: "Wackyland! Home surreal home!" [Singing] "Lo-do-de-o, lo-do-de-o, lo-do-de-o-do-do! Aaah-aaah-aaah-ooh!"

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[Back at the audition, the other toons are in line, then the camera moves to the right and shows Buster and Babs looking at the list]

Buster: "We need a few more characters."

Babs: "Okay, you're all in!"

[Upon hearing that, all of the remaining toons then run past Buster and Babs and as the clouds fade away, we see Buster and Babs on the ground]

Babs: "Give actors a break, and they'll walk all over you."

[Suddenly, Buster and Babs hear an annoying voice out of nowhere and reveals it belongs to none other thana little green duck in a white tank top, he has a somewhat Daffy Duck lisp to his voice but sounding somewhat younger.]

Plucky Duck: "Just a cotton-tailed minuto! You can't pull this show off without me!" I am Plucky Duck." [He hands them his card] My Resume. I'm a Swashbuckler!" [Plucky turns into a 16th century swordsman while doing swordman tricks] Oh, Ah! Perry, Thrush!" [Plucky then changes into a superhero] "Superhero!" [Plucky then flies up while saying a famous catchphrase] "Up, Up, and Up some more!" [Plucky then comes back down and turns into a romantic man] "A romantic lead," [Plucky then takes out a small mirror and pretends it was someone else] "Ah, you gorgeous hunk of duck! Let me take you away from this, and back to my place!" [Plucky runs to the side, then returns back in his normal clothing] "And funny duck extraordinaire!" [Plucky then takes out a pie and smashes it on his face] "So what do you say uh, hmm uh?"

Buster: "Ok!"

Babs: "You're in!"

Plucky: "Great! what's my role? Musketeer?" [Plucky turns into a musketeer] "Romeo?" [Plucky turns into Romeo] "Or just king?" [Plucky turns into a king, then Buster shows up next to him]

Buster: "You're our sidekick." [Buster then kicks Plucky into a pond, where he is standing in mid-air just as he is about to complain his new role]

Plucky: "Sidekick?!, no way!" [Plucky then notices the pond under him and falls into it. He then returns back to Buster and Babs in his normal clothes]

Plucky: "I am no sidekick! Hamton's the sidekick type! He has all the earmarks of a sidekick" [Plucky then shows one of Hamton's ears to reveal it has the word SIDEKICK written on it, then tosses Hamton off-screen] Plucky: "I am a superstar, a super duper nova star! That's what I am! I'm exploding with talent!"

[Plucky then really explodes, we then move back to Buster and Babs who are checking out their list]

Buster: "Yeah, next we need are the villains."

[Buster then leaps out of Acme Acres, back to the desktop and notices a green box on a shelf and climbs up to get a closer look. There, he sees that the box has warnings such as, Danger, Stay Out, and Go Away! written on it. Buster then tiptoes to the side of the box and pushes it off the shelf, where both him and the box land next to Babs. The box opens, releasing all of the future villains of the series, such as the Candy Bar Monster, a Brain with an eyeball, The Devil, one of the Metropolis Marvels, and even a villainous mad scientist who is slightly overweight, has black hair, wears a white lab coat, a blue shirt, a pink necktie, brown pants and brown shoes.. Buster and Babs are shown in fear of what happened, until they think all of the villains are gone. Buster jumps to see what is left and laughs]

Buster: "Hey Babsy, check out the leftovers." [The first leftover shown is Dizzy -a young purple Tasmanian Devil with a light purple shade instead of brown- who is both spinning and screaming in fear of the second leftover, a young girl in a bluish green top with puffy sleeves and collar and a pleated white skirt and mary janes. Her hair is red and has a little bow matching her shirt, adorned with a tiny skull. Her hair's of medium proportions. This.]

Girl:"Come back, you spinny purpley puppy thing!"

Dizzy Devil: "Dizzy out of here!" [As Dizzy spins to escape from his chaser, she jumps out of the box and chases Dizzy]

Elmyra Duff: "Elmyra just wants to hug you and squeeze you into itty bitty pieces! And then I'm going to change your diaper by myself!"

[Elmyra and Dizzy then run and jump into the picture of Acme Acres]

Buster: "Eh, they'll be pushovers."

[Suddenly Buster and Babs hear an explosive shout behind them, then notice an angry small boy in a grayish-blue jacket, green shirt, grayish-blue pants and black shoes, who comes out of the box as he screams ferally while it is on fire]

Babs: "Who are you?"

Montana Max:"I'm Montana Max! That stupid Animator promised me my very own show!" [Monty then jumps out of the box] "Where is that no-talent hack?!"

Babs: "He went that a-way!" [Babs points to the right] "If you hurry, you can catch up with him."

Montana Max: "He can't do this to me! I'm rich! I'll Sue!" [Monty then jumps into the picture of Acme Acres] "He'll never work in this town again!" [Buster and Babs then walk back to the picture while Buster looks over the list]

Buster: "Arch-Enemies? check! now let's write some stories."

[In the next scene, we see Buster and Babs next to a pile of scripts as they are looking at their list while Hamton is finishing the last script]

Buster: "How're we doing, Hamton?"

Hamton: "I typed down every word, Buster."

Babs: "And each script is jam-packed with comedy."

[Just then we see Monty on top of Arnold, a white, male pit bull is wearing sunglasses, while they are hiding in the bushes as they see Buster, Babs, and Hamton with the scripts]

Buster: "The scripts are done! we have a show!"

Babs: "All right!"

[Suddenly Monty appears and scares Buster and Babs]

Monty: "I'm staging a takeover and you rabbits are out of here!" [Monty then uses a golf club to whack Buster and Babs out of Acme Acres] "FORE!!!"

[We then see Buster and Babs as they scream when they fly out of Acme Acres]

Monty:"Ha ha ha! Welcome to The Montana Max Show."

[As Buster and Babs are out of Acme Acres, We still hear Monty's voice]

Monty: 'Where I'll be the only star! Got any last words, Duck?"

[Buster and Babs then see lots of explosions in the picture, then see Plucky's beak out of his face]

Plucky: "HEEEEEEEEEELP!!!!"

Babs: "Oh, Peanuts! That brat stole our show!"

Buster: "Without those scripts, We're DOOMED!!"

[We then see a dark cloud as it hovers over Acme Acres and shoots lightning over it. Montana Max's evil laugh is heard. The screen blacks out, ending Act Two.]

The Wheel o' Comedy [1.3]

Babs: So let's give 'em the magic chant!

Buster:There once was a girl from Nantucket...

Babs: Not that chant

Test Stress [1.4]

Fowlmouth: Aw dadgum it! I spilt some [bleep bleep] milk all over my [bleep bleep] feathers!

Buster: Did I say "little" problem?

Fowlmouth: I mean if I had a nickle for every [bleep bleep] time I spilt some on my clothes I'd be a rich [bleep bleep bleep] guy! [bleep bleep]! I don't believe this [bleep]! What!? I [bleep] don't believe it! I got my [bleep] lunch all soggy and... [burps] Pardon me.

Buster: Fowlmouth swears so much his beak has been declared a toxic waste dump.

Fowlmouth: Aw [bleep] Buster. Look what I did. [bleep bleep]. Now Shirley will never [bleep bleep] give me the time of day.

Buster: Uh uh. Not until you clean up your mouth.

Fowlmouth: I [bleep bleep] just got to ask her to the dance this Saturday.

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Fowlmouth: Listen ears, I'm [bleep bleep] in love! I got to get Shirley to be my lovebird! Help me, will ya? WILL YA?

Buster: That's my weak spot. Venerable poultry.

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Buster: Golly gosh Buster? F.M. you just said 3 whole sentences without swearing!

Fowlmouth: Sure. There's little kids here ya know. What, do you think I'm crude or something?

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Sylvester: [to Furrball] Bring back a mouse & your portrait will hang with the great ones. Better yet, make it a mouse sandwich. I missed lunch.

The Buster Bunny Bunch [1.5]

Bugs: [to Buster] By the way. I love your show! [to audience] Eh, Warner Bros. paid me to say that.

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Fifi La Fume: Zis grape juice has a full body, no?

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[Babs dresses herself to look like Plucky.]

Plucky: Who do you think you are?!

Babs: My name is Plucky Duck.

Plucky: My name is Plucky Duck!

Shirley: Déjà vu! It's to tell the truth!

Babs: I'm Plucky Duck!

Plucky: I'm Plucky Duck!

Babs: No, I am, and I'm a silly green duck with an ego the size of Cleveland!

Plucky: I'm the silly green duck with the ego the size of Cleveland!

Babs: You're right!

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[Babs is mocking the other toons]

Fifi La Fume: [giggling] Do someone else!

Babs: Hmm... [as Fifi] Bonjour, my leettle cheese brioche of love. I hold all my men smellbound.

Fifi La Fume: [angry] I am not like zat at all!

Babs: Le sigh, my boyfriends have stood me up more times zan ze French National Anthem.

Her Wacky Highness [1.6]

Babs: Pandemonium doesn't reign around here... it pours.

Hollywood Plucky [1.7]

Plucky: Don't try this at home, kids. This should be done only by trained, professional idiots.

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Plucky: [being dragged by a bus] I'd better stop this. I might get to like it.

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Shark: [spits out Plucky] I'm a vegetarian.

It's Buster Bunny Time [1.9]

Elmyra: [in sing-song voice] I'm going to get my bunny! I'm going to get my bunny!

Calamity: Shhhh!

[Buster takes a carrot from Calamity's trap but it does not work]

Elmyra: It didn't work! Your fancy smanchy trap didn't work! [throws basket of carrots in Calamity's mouth] It didn't work, and why didn't it work?!

Calamity: Uh oh.

[Calamity spits the carrots out of his mouth]

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Buster: Hey! What about the interview, Monty?

Babs: Yeah, we had a deal! You can't do this!

Montana Max: Sure I can! Because i'm rich, and you're not! [laughs]

Furrball Follies [1.14]

Fifi La Fume: If looks could kill, you would not be feeling so well, eh?

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Fifi La Fume: Oh, my totally awesome beau, you are like ripe brie in my arms!

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Fifi La Fume: Leettle boys are such children!

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Fifi La Fume: Zere are many fish een ze sea, but you are zee only one for me!

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Fifi La Fume: Alone again! Poor, poor Fifi! No one loves you! Le boo! Le hoo! Le boo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo!

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Fifi: Ooh la la! Mon petite, skunk hunk! Beware my leetle chocolate croissant! Fifi eez going to cover you up!

Prom-ise Her Anything [1.18]

Hamton J. Pig: Sometimes a guy gets real shy when he asks out a girl that he likes [gulp] ehh, know what I mean Fifi?

Fifi La Fume: Hmph! I think ze whole idea of proms and dates eez a lot of sexist, outdated, how-you-say, hooey!

Hamton J. Pig: Gosh, that's too bad, Fifi. I was kinda hoping you'd be my date. Oh, well.

Fifi La Fume: Bless you, mon petite bacon of pig! I thought no one would ask me! [kisses]

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Fifi La Fume: Sacre pew! Can you do something with my hair?

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Fifi La Fume: Crepe suzette! Bugs Bunny eez doing Buster's dance!

Shirley the Loon: Like, I had no idea Buster was so totally cool!

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Babs: So you never learned to dance, huh?

Buster: What can I say? I'm a trendsetter!

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Elmyra: Why, Monty, what's the matter?

Monty: You're what's the matter! You're a complete waste of space! You have a personality that rivals spore mold! On the evolutionary chart, you rank someplace between head cheese and toaster ovens. You're a cruise to nowhere! A null! A void! A 0!

Elmyra: Just what are trying to say?

Monty: [growls] I don't like you! Read my lips! I... DON'T... LIKE... YOU!

[crushed, Elmyra shatters to pieces, then sweeps herself into a dustpan]

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Montana Max: You can't do this to me! I'm rich! I'm important! I'm a Republican!

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Montana Max: Y'know, you're really not like a toaster oven, more like a microwave; and I'm sorry I called you spore mold, and maybe if no one was around, I'd consider dancing with you.

Elmyra Duff: Friend?

Montana Max: Yeah, okay, I guess.

Elmyra Duff: Oh, Monty-wonty, I knew it! I knew it! You do love me! Let's cut a rug, buggie!

Montana Max: Me and my big mouth!

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[Arnold and his date dance]

Buster: Now, there goes a cute couple.

Plucky: Yeah, but a couple of what?

Hare Today, Gone Tomorrow [1.19]

Fifi La Fume: Dear diary, I am so happy! I think I may boo hoo!

Gang Busters [1.22]

Plucky: [after Buster beats him at Pac-Man ] Hey! You put out my eye!

Buster: Aw relax. Just blink & you'll be fine.

Citizen Max [1.23]

Montana Max: Hi, friends. Montana Max here, asking for your support. As we all know, Acme Loo needs a new student council president who's reliable, honest, and fair, but I want you to vote for me anyway!

Buster and the Wolverine [1.25]

Furrball: [crying] No! Poor little Sweetie! Gone! Gone forever! It's not fair! I wanted to eat her!

Fields of Honey [1.30]

Babs: What do you know about Honey?

Hamton: Uh... it's sweet, and Winnie the Pooh has a problem with it...

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[The Looney Tunes are having a school meeting in the teacher's lounge]

Foghorn Leghorn: I say, I say that's a joke!

Daffy: Woo hoo, woo hoo!

Road Runner: Beep Beep!

Tweety: I taught I taw a putty tat!

Psychic Fun-Omenon Day [1.33]

[Calamity is shown in the back of a moving van waving goodbye to his old home, crying]

Wile E. Coyote: [narrating] Ah yes. And then came another big day. Your father had taken a new job in the city & you were moving away. You wouldn't see any roadrunners in the city.

[Beeper is seen in the back of a moving van & Calamity sees him]

Beeper: Beep Beep!

Wile E. Coyote: Or would you?

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Wile E. Coyote: [after falling on the ground] Don't I get anything flashed in front of my eyes?

[Wile E. gets ran over by a truck driven by Beeper]

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Granny: Hamton, how do you expect me to get a proper temperature when you take the thermometer out of your mouth to sing?

Hamton: Oh, that wasn't me, it was my frog. [to the dead frog] Come on! Sing, sing! [to Granny] You remember? [sings] Hello my baby, hello my honey, hello my ragtime gal!

A Ditch in Time [1.35]

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Buster: Take away your props and costumes; what would you be?

Babs: Naked.

Animaniacs! [1.36]

Babs: [after seeing Montana Max torture rabbit actors in his film] Oh that's sick!

Buster: Boo! Get it off.

Montana Max: [The Tiny Toons mob him and throw him out of the theater] Hey what are you doing? Put me down! This will be a Christmas classic! THIS IS CENSORSHIP! I'LL SUE!

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Daffy Duck: [to Bugs Bunny] This is your revenge for all those Rabbit Season signs I put up every year, isn't it? Sadist!

Career Oppor-Toon-ities [1.37]

[Beeper zooms up and give Buster and Babs two Carrot and Mushroom pizza's]

Beeper: Meep Meep!

Buster: What took you so fast? [gives Beeper money for the pizza]

Beeper: Beep Beep! [runs off]

Buster: Little Beeper is a guy who adds new meaning to the expression "fast foods". [takes a bite of pizza]

Babs: But his line of work has real hazards.

Buster: Particularly, the one called Calamity Coyote.

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[Calamity is looking up info on roadrunners on his computer]

Computer: Roadrunner's are very vain & can not resist mirrors.

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[Beeper hands Calamity a slice of pizza. Calamity eats it and in shock bursts into tears and holds up a sign saying "Hot chili pizza!" He launches in the air with his mouth burning and falls to the ground as Buster and Babs arrive in an ambulance]

Buster: Well toonsters. That's it for part time jobs. [He and Babs carry Calamity in the ambulance]

Babs: Because keeping Calamity healthy is a full time job. Hit it Beeper!

[Beeper in the drivers seat mimics a siren sound]

Buster and Babs: So long.

[Ambulance drives off as Beeper appears in a black background as the cartoon closes]

Beeper: Beep Beep! [runs off]

Dating, Acme Acres Style [1.41]

Elmyra: Bachelor number two. We're at an expensive restaurant, and you find you've forgotten your wallet. Who was the twelfth president of the United States?

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Buster: Guys, when dealing with a date's parent, small talk is unavoidable. Rule #9: Pick a topic you're comfortable with! [to Babs' dad] Gee, sir, you must displace a great deal of water when submerged!

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Fifi: Excuse moi sort of nerdy coyote, but did you see a boy skunk come by?

[Calamity shakes his head "no"]

Fifi: Le sigh. Alone again. Natural boo. [sobs and walks off]

[Calamity feels sorry for Fifi as Beeper scares him mimicking a car horn. Calamity jumps up and falls down]

Beeper: Ha ha ha ha! [runs off backwards mocking Calamity in sing-song voice] Na-na-na-na-na!

[Beeper crashes into a parking meter]

Best o' Plucky Duck Day [1.43]

Granny: Now Elmyra, can you tell me how to use trigonometry when animating a dog in a catfight?

Elmyra Duff: First, you animate the animals, paying attention to the soft furry coats on each one, and then you put them to cuddly parts, so you want to squeeze them, and love them, and hug them forever! Oh, and you also use trigonometry.

Granny: That's very sweet...and very [moves her head close to Elmyra] WRONG! 12,000 page-term paper due Monday.

Whale's Tales [1.45]

Gotcha: [after the octopi chant Yo-ho-ho. Yo!] Must they yo-ho-ho so much?

Octavius: Would you rather they sang the score of Annie?

Gotcha: Carry on.

Tiny Toon Music Television [1.51]

Buster: I suppose this means I don't get an A in the course.

[An angry Bugs stomps forward, frightening him off]

The Return of the Acme Acres Zone [1.52]

Babs: So you're a detective. A shamus. A sleuth. A P.I. A peeper.

Buster: And you must be a thesaurus.

Viewer Mail Day [1.55]

Fifi La Fume: Oh, zat is so sad!

Babs: Will you do it, Fifi?

Fifi La Fume: Of course I will. [sniffling] Oh, ze poor leetle child! [cries]

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Fifi La Fume: I may be witty, I most certainly am pretty, but I am NOT A KITTY!

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Fifi La Fume: Coupe de Ville! I have been juiced!

New Character Day [1.61]

Roger Rabbit: P-p-p-please, You have to let me on your show! I've got to keep my wife in glitter paint!

[Roger pulls out a frying pan and starts hitting himself on the head with it]

Roger Rabbit: Look! I'm wacky! Zany! Toony!

[Trap door opens under Roger and he falls in, screaming]

Buster: We're auditioning new characters for the show.

K-ACME TV [1.64]

Narrator: She came out strong.

Fifi: Hold Me!

Narrator: But something about her lingered. She was a girl. She was a mystery. She was...

All: A skunk!

Narrator: Calvin Acme's Depression.

Fifi: Le sigh.

Narrator: You've got a smell so strong, nothing can cover it up.

High Toon [1.65]

Coyote Kid: You just made a big mistake rabbit!

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Plucky: I hope you like it hot!

Coyote Kid: The hotter, the better!

Season 2

Acme Cable TV [2.7]

Babs: Hokey jokes, Buswinkle! With dated 60's references like this, we won't have much of a life in reruns!

Buster: Don't worry, if this missile explodes, we won't have much of a life, period!

Babs: How can you crack jokes at a time like this?

Buster: We gotta do somethin' to eat up airtime! We don't have enough money for animation!

Buster and Babs Go Hawaiian [2.8]

Shirley: Like, try our wiki-waki punch! It's served in the shell of a once living coconut that is now dead! You murderers.

Buster: We try to have a vacation and we end up having a guilt trip.

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[Buster And Babs learn, to their horror, the clerk is Elmyra]

Elmyra: Wait! Come back! I have so much love to give and SO MANY CARS TO RENT!

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Buster: Uh oh, there's a hole in the plot!

Babs: Big enough to run a mack truck through!

[they stare at Sneezer]

Sneezer: Hey, it's not my fault! [giggles]

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Buster: I hate flying! I hate flying! I hate flying!

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Plucky: Only Warner Bros. would throw a luau inside a volcano.

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[Buster and Babs are trying to get past Ralph the studio guard]

Buster: This guy must've never seen a cartoon in his life!

Babs: Either that, or he has a pathological hatred for rabbits.

[A limousine drives by, knocking the bunnies aside, and comes to a stop. Ralph stands by a window that opens to reveal Jessica Rabbit's leg.]

Ralph: Dah, morning, Roger.

Roger Rabbit: Yes, p-p-pleasant, isn't it?

Henny Youngman Day [2.9]

The Roach: Hey I'm the Roach man, and you guys are a bunch of [bleep bleep bleep bleep]!

Love Disconnection [2.10]

Elmyra: Honey, you're spoiling the movie for the others.

Monty: What others? We're the only ones watching this stupid stinker!

Kon Ducki [2.11]

Fifi La Fume: Monsieur director Plucky, someone has parked in your very private parking space!

Plucky: Who?! How dare, who?! Nobody parks in my space! Nobody!

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Plucky: [directing the episode "Kon Ducki"] Action!

Hamton: Aaaah, mango fruit! [The mast falls on him]

Plucky: CUT cut cut cut cut cut, cut cut! Not fruit, JUICE! Mango juice! Let's do it again! Action!

Hamton: Aaaah, mango drink! [The mast falls on him]

Plucky: Juice! Mango juice!

Hamton: Aaaah, mango liquid refreshment! [The mast falls on him]

Aaaah, mango wango! [The mast falls on him] I'll take Charley Weaver to block. [The mast knocks him out of the chair]

Plucky: You imbecile! You call yourself an actor!? Gimmie that! [sits in the chair] You open the bottle and say, "Aaaah, mango juice!" [The mast falls on him] Print that.

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Plucky: [reclining on the beach while Hamton builds a makeshift boat] Ahh, Mango juice. [the ship's mast falls on Plucky]

Season 3

Thirteensomething [3.1]

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Babs: Do you like my ears better up or down?

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Babs: I didn't think you missed me.

Buster: I did. I'm nothing without you. You're my better half.

Babs: Yeah, but my better half is nothing without your half.

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[Buster comes to Thirteensomething to end an "endlessly endless family secret"]

Edward: This is great!

Producer: You are so lost.

Edward: No, dear, you are lost.

Producer: [with hearts in her eyes] Oh, Edward, kiss me!

[she wrestles him for a kiss]

Edward: AAAAAH!

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Plucky: [gets hit by an anvil] Ah... That actually felt... good...

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Babs: Thanks for rescuing me. [imitates Arnold Schwarzenegger.] You're my knight in shining armor.

Buster: Did you really mean all that stuff about your better half?

Babs: [normal voice] Let me show ya. [goes to kiss Buster on the lips, but she and Buster catch a glimpse at the audience.] Sorry, kids, this is private. [pulls down a black screen over the screen, and they are heard kissing.]

Plucky Duck: Say, Shirl, give you any ideas? [gets kicked through the black screen.] Feel free to change the channel.

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Babs: I'm tiny, not toony. I am a human gooney.

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Babs: [is lost in New York] They'll make a TV movie out of this starring Eve Plumb! 'Babs: Portrait of a Teenage Toon'!

New Class Day [3.2]

Batduck's Answering Machine: Batduck here

Please don't have a cow But I can't come to the phone right now

The Return of Batduck [3.6]

Plucky: [as BatDuck] I feel pretty.

The Horror of Slumber Party Mountain [3.15]

[Babs is wearing a hooded cape like Little Red Riding Hood, as she carries a pile of logs along with her]

Babs: [to the audience] Okay, okay. So, I have big feet. Sue me.

Sports Shorts [3.16]

Narrator: [about Elmyra] Although the diver is alone in the bottom, all of our ancestors partake in this death-defying risk.

[the full version of "I Could Choke On A Grape" plays as the screen transitions to Fifi's Ancient Greek ancestor, the Skunk Goddess, relaxing on the floor of her palace in Ancient Greece whilst resting her right hand behind her head and her left hand on her growing belly, as Plucky's Ancient Greek ancestor, the Duck Servant, who is dressed up in a light blue and bright green toga, fans her with a large pink fan, and Hamton's Ancient Greek ancestor, the Pig Servant, who is also dressed up in a light blue and bright green toga, feeds her grapes as her favorite food]

Skunk Goddess: [to the audience] I could choke on a grape.

It's a Wonderful Tiny Toons Christmas Special [3.20]

God: So Harvey, this is where we came in. Any questions?

Harvey: Uh, yeah. Uh, how come he's, he's not wearing any pants?

God: Harvey! Oh no! It's worse then I thought. Buster's about to throw himself out of the picture.

Harvey: Uh-oh.

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Harvey: Thinking about throwing yourself out of the picture, eh?

Buster: So what if I am? Who cares? I wish I was never on Tiny Toons.

Harvey: [Harvey's ears zap] Ya got your wish. There's no Buster Bunny on Tiny Toons.

Buster: You're out of your mind. Warners would never let me off my contract. [Lightning suddenly strikes his contract]

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Babs: That reminds me, I'm still mad at you. What were you whispering to her about anyway?

Cher: [Buster starts to speak, but then Cher cuts in] He wanted to know what to get you for Christmas.

Babs: Oh. [Chuckles nervously] So what she suggest, a tatoo?

Buster: No, this! [Plants a spectacular kiss on Babs, then twirls her back to her feet]

Babs: Oh. [melts in joy]

Season 4

The Shedd Aquarium Expedition [4.5]

[opening to "The Shedd Aquarium Expedition"]

Narrator: The sea, it covers the Earth like an ocean. And below its surface, we are just visitors. And visit we shall, here on The Undersea World of Fifi.

Segments

One Beer

Buster [heard offscreen as he opens the fridge]: What'll it be boys? Juice? Milk? Soda?

[After Buster opens the fridge, he pokes his head out. The camera cuts to a zoomed-in view of him]

Buster: Or...

[The camera zooms-in on Buster, then cuts to a close-up of his eyes. His pupils turn into a pair of beer bottles]

Buster: A cold one?

[The camera cuts to a view inside the fridge as Plucky pokes his head out]

Plucky: You mean?

[Hamton appears and scoots in between Buster and Plucky]

Hamton: That's beer!

[The camera cuts to an opposing view and zooms in on the beer bottle. It then cuts to a slanted zoomed-in view of it as Buster picks it up and closes the fridge, followed by a view of him, Plucky, and Hamton together. It then cuts to a close-up of the beer bottle, with Plucky and Hamton's reflections in it]

Hamton: What are you thinking, Buster?

[Buster pulls the beer bottle away, revealing Plucky and Hamton to be behind it. The camera cuts back to the previous view]

Buster: Let's drink it!

[Buster walks away. The camera cuts to a zoomed-out view of Plucky and Hamton]

Plucky and Hamton: Drink it?!

[The camera cuts to a zoomed-in view of Hamton, focusing on him as he walks up to Buster]

Hamton: But Buster, this isn't like you!

Buster: I Know, but in this episode, we're showing the evils of alcohol.

[The camera cuts to a zoomed-in view of Buster. He looks at it with an evil grin as a pair of horns grow out of his head and in front of his ears. The horns disappear, and the camera cuts to a view of Buster, Plucky, and Hamton together]

Buster: So, uh, don't you guys drink beer?

[The camera cuts to a zoomed-in view of Plucky and Hamton]

Hamton: Uh... only on a full stomach.

[The camera cuts to a zoomed-out view of Buster, Plucky, and Hamton standing next to a door. Buster lifts his shirt and puts the beer bottle inside it]

Buster: Well, what are we waitin' for? (As he opens the door and walks outside) Come on!

Recurring lines

Buster Bunny: And that's a wrap.

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Babs Bunny: I just can't help myself!

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Plucky Duck: Give me a break!

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Hamton Pig: When do we eat?

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Fifi La Fume: Hold me!

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Elmyra Duff: I'm gonna hug you, and kiss you, and love you to pieces!

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Montana Max: You can't do this to me! I'm rich!

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Shirley the Loon: Ohm, what a loon I am... Ohm, what a loon I am...

Unsorted

Buster: Thanks, I owe you one.

Babs: Oh, are we gonna start counting now?

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Babs: I always get what I want, even if I don't really want it.

Cast

• Charlie Adler as Buster Bunny (1990–1992)
• John Kassir as Buster Bunny (1992)
• Tress MacNeille as Babs Bunny, Marcia the Martian
• Joe Alaskey as Plucky Duck, Ralph Duck (Plucky's Dad), Duck Servant
• Don Messick as Hamton J. Pig, Pig Servant
• Cree Summer as Elmyra Duff/Mary Melody (other appearances)
• Danny Cooksey as Montana Max
• Kath Soucie as Fifi La Fume, Li'l Sneezer, Margot Mallard, Patmay K. Pig, Scentenna, Narrator, Announcer, Skunk Goddess
• Frank Welker as Gogo Dodo, Furrball, Calamity Coyote, Little Beeper, Byron Basset, MC Hammerhead Shark, Barky Marky, Chewcudda, Coyote Kid, Vinnie the Deer (second time)
• Susan Blu as Sphinxy
• Gail Matthius as Shirley "the Loon" McLoon
• Maurice LaMarche as Dizzy Devil
• Candi Milo as Sweetie Pie
• Rob Paulsen as Arnold the Pit Bull, Fowlmouth, Concord Condor, Danforth Drake, Banjo Possum
• Cathy Cavadini as Mary Melody
• Edan Gross as Tyrone Turtle
• Nathan Ruegger as Vinnie the Deer (first time)
• Sally Struthers as Witch Sandy
• Debi Derryberry as Patmay K. Pig
• Noel Blanc as The Tasmanian Devil, Porky Pig, The Great and Powerful Principal
• Jeff Bergman as Bugs Bunny
• Derrick Stevens as MC Skat Kat
• Dr. John as Yakety Yak
• Melba Moore as Tibi the Take it Back Butterfly