Family Guy/Season 21

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Oscars Guy

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Chris: [discussing wanting to enter America's Funniest Home Videos] I want to spend $2,000 flying to Los Angeles to win $1,000.

Peter: You know when I agreed to this, I 100% thought it was American Pie. Always read the second word of the title before you sign something.

Bend or Blockbuster

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Lois: [texting] Hey, guys. Home with groceries. It could use hand unloading. And send. [sends text] Now, I wait for them to come out and help their dear old mom.
Peter: [offscreen] Do it yourself!

A Wife-Changing Experience

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[Joe finds Lois naked and screams]

The Munchurian Candidate

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[Peter and Lois are dining at His and Her's Restaurant]
Lois: Ah, look at this, Peter. A new restaurant in town. What a lightning bolt to the balls for a couple of schmos like us, huh?

[Lois looks at the pictures of Susie Swanson on Bonnie's Facebook page]
Lois: Ugh, look at that thing's eyes! You know, maybe one glass a night wasn't fine.

Unizpped Code

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[Jerome has broken his leg and is in a wheelchair]
Cleveland: Whoa, Jerome. What's with the wheelchair?
Jerome: Well, it was date night with my ladyfriend. Put on some Teddy Pendergrass. One thing led to another. We started making love halfway up the stairs. Then, I lost my footing and tumbles down half a flight!
Quagmire: [appalled] Well! This is hardly a dinner conversation!

Joe: I bet you're gonna discover some cool new things you couldn't do while walking.
Jerome: Like what?
Joe: Well, have you yelled at someone for using the handicapped stall yet?

Happy Holo-ween

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Peter: Thanks to the vaccines, we can all get back to doing the things we hate.

[Peter sees Roberta dressed as Harley Quinn]
Peter: Whoa!
Cleveland: Careful.

The Stewaway

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[Peter and Lois are packing the car while Chris is eating some chocolate. He throws the wrapper upon finishing.]
Meg: Chris? What - oh, who cares? We're in Vermont till Sunday. Call if you have to but, like, let's not call.
Chris: Can we only brush our teeth for 60 seconds instead of the full 90?
Peter: You brush your teeth? Nerd.

Get Stewie

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Carny Knowledge

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Tom Tucker: Okay, final question. Team 3. Who is your child's favorite singer?
Peter: [puts his board up to show the crowd] The Price is Right Yodeler.
Chris: What? No. I said Adele. [puts his board up]
Peter: Judges?
[the crowd laughs after the buzzer goes off]
Lois: Oh, this is more humiliating than my first day working at that Rice Pilaf Company.
[cut to a Cutaway Gag of Lois' first day at the Rice Pilaf Company]
Lois: I think we could start putting pilaf in other things.
Boss: Lois, can I see you in my office for a second?
[we cut to the kitchen where Lois is sobbing at the table while the rest of the family are eating]
Peter: I told you not to rock the boat over there.

The Candidate

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Cleveland: Peter, where are we going?
Peter: [offscreen] Relax, it's our nation's capital. I'm just a fan of history!
Cleveland: Uh, Peter? What are you up to?
[The camera zooms out to reveal Peter dressed as the Podium Guy]
Peter: What? I just love our government! Or at least I used to!

Stewie: Brian, say hello to the new snack captain!
Brian: You actually won? Wow! Congrats, Stewie! I thought you being a mistake ruined your chances. How'd you pull it off?
Stewie: It turns out 70% of the kids' parents aren't married and 30% are mistakes. Nobody gets married anymore! One kid doesn't even have parents. He just kind of appeared. Sleeps in one of the cubbies. I mean, that's the story I would've told this week, but whatever. Oh, and Doug died in a commuter plane crash this morning.

Love Story Guy

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Old West

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Allen: And I think margs are gonna be on you after this adventure, huh?
Old West: I don't drink that shit.
Allen: Okay, we'll figure something out.

Single White Dad

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[Meg is in the middle of an elaborate domino arrangement in the living room with Gene, but is set off early when Peter bumps into the table setting up]
Meg: Crap! Gene, they're coming! They're coming fast, Gene! Starting recording, Gene! GENE!!

[Peter introduces Chris to Donkey Kong]
Chris: This game SUCKS!!
Peter: What are you talkin' about?
Chris: Uh, what universe does this even take place in? EVERYTHING needs to take place in a universe!
Peter: It's a warehouse with ladders where a monkey took a girl.
Chris: What about the microtransactions that slowly bankrupt our family? Or the children slinging racist taunts into your earpiece?
Peter: It has two buttons and I have to look down when I press 'em.
Chris: Donkey Kong sucks! I could build the same game on our house.
[This gives Peter an idea]
Peter: Donkey Kong house?
[scene transitions to Peter setting up a real Donkey Kong stage in front of the house]
Peter: Sorry I put you in a dress, Stewie. We needed a damsel.
Stewie: Hey, do I look upset?

White Meg Can't Jump

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Ugly Girl: May I join the losers club?
Chris: [sigh] I don't care what yearbook captions you saw. We are not yet an organized club.

Pizza Bread: The deed to the house is in the drawer, under the phone!

Adoptation

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Chris: Keep my name out your fucking mouth!

The Bird Reich

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Preston: Peter, what are you doing up there?
Peter: Preston, I'm glad you're here. I'm about to test the prototype for "desk-poline".
[Peter jumps off a stack of cabinets and crashes on top of his desk. Peter grabs out a pad and pen and starts writing]
Peter: Desk will need to be bouncy.

A Bottle Episode

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Vat Man and Rob 'Em

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From Russia with Love (Part 1)

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Adult Education (Part 2)

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