Disaster Movie

Disaster Movie is a 2008 comedy film.

Not another shallow Hollywood movie. (taglines)

Dialogue

Enchanted Princess: Where am I? What is this enchanting place? [gets hit by a taxi]

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Beautiful Assassin: You can control the bullet to go wherever you want.

Paulie Bleeker: [singing] Juney, why don't you have... [Calvin shoots him; the crowd gasps]

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Amy Winehouse: You don't want to mess with a girl straight outta rehab!

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Calvin: Is that the best you got, pussy?!

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Iron Man: I am Iron Man! (gets hit by a falling cow)

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Carrie Bradshaw: That your feet?

Juney: Yes. And this is my baby's foot.

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Hancock: Aw, hell, no. I'm outta here.

Taglines

• Not another shallow Hollywood movie.
• Better get off quick.
• Al Gore was right.
• Your favorite movies are going to be destroyed.
• Mother !@#?*% Nature.
• Rock on!
• Destroying the summer... one movie at a time.
• Prepare to die... laughing.
• The End Is Coming, August 29

Cast

• Matt Lanter - Will
• Vanessa Minnillo - Amy
• Nicole Parker - Enchanted Princess/Amy Winehouse/Jessica Simpson
• Crista Flanagan - Juney/Hannah Montana
• Gary "G Thang" Johnson - Calvin
• Kim Kardashian - Lisa
• Ike Barinholtz - Policeman/Wolf/Anton Chigurh/Hellboy/Batman/Beowulf/Prince Caspian
• Carmen Electra - Beautiful Assassin
• Tony Cox - Indiana Jones
• Tad Hilgenbrink - Prince Edwin
• Nick Steele - Underwear Model
• Jason Boegh - Carrie Bradshaw
• John Di Domenico - Dr. Phil/The Guru Shitka
• Abe Spigner - Flavor Flav
• Christopher Johnson - Michael Jackson
• Jared S. Eddo - Speed Racer
• Yoshio Iizuka - Kung Fu Panda
• Jonas Neal - Justin Timberlake
• Jacob Tolano Wood - Bruce Banner
• Roland Kickinger - The Incredible Hulk
• Walter Harris - Hancock
• Gerrard Fachinni - Iron Man
• Johnny Rock - Male Enchanted Princess
• Devin Crittenden - Paulie Bleeker
• Noah Harpster - Seth
• Austin Michael Scott - McLover

Voices

• Brendan Fraser - Alvin, Simon and Theodore

External links

• Disaster Movie quotes at the Internet Movie Database