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Babar (season 2)

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The following is a list of quotes from the second season of Babar.

The Gift [2.1]

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Babar: So, after going through all that trouble, I found out the best gifts are the ones that come from the heart. So tell me, what have you decided?
[The triplets confer]
Flora: We know what we're gonna get mama now.
Alexander: Something really special!
Pom: Something just from us!
Babar: Wonderful. What is it?
Triplets: A toaster! [run off giggling]
Babar: A toaster. That's what I was gonna get her.
Basil: [after Rataxes saves Babar and Zephir from quicksand] You did it, your rhigness! You saved them! What a guy!
Rataxes: Quiet, Basil. I-I don't want it to get around!
Young Babar: What am I gonna do? Everyone has a gift for Madame, except me.
Zephir: That shouldn't be a problem for a king, Babar. Just name it, and it's yours! I mean, hers! I mean, yours to give to her! How about an electric rocking chair?
Young Celeste: Or a bathtub full of perfume?
Zephir: Or a four-banana toaster?
Young Celeste: "A four-banana toaster?"
Zephir: Well, she could use it when I came over!

School Days [2.2]

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Marcel: I told you to wait your turn, hose-nose!
Young Babar: For the last time, its called a trunk, and when I'm finished, you're both going to wish you had one... All for one, and one for all! En garde!
Young Babar: Now, if there are any more who would challenge the one musketeer, let him step forward!
[The school kids run toward him]
Young Babar: One at a time, one at a time!

Between Friends [2.3]

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Madame: My goodness, are you all right?

Young Celeste: I'm fine. But look at my bicycle,

it's ruined.

Zephir: So is my race car.

I sure hope you can afford to fix it, Celeste.

Young Celeste: You want me to pay you?

Zephir: A cheque will be fine.

Young Celeste: Forget it! You're the one who's going to pay me!

Young Babar: Now hold on, you two?

Zephir: Pay you for what?

Young Celeste: For my bike! And driving like a maniac! This accident was all your fault!

Zephir: My fault? My fault?!

Young Celeste: See, he admitted it.

Zephir: I did not! You're the one who crashed into me!

Young Babar: Hold it

Young Celeste: Did not!

Zephir: Did too!

Young Celeste: DID NOT, DID NOT, DID NOT!

Zephir: DID TOO, DID TOO, DID TOO!

Young Babar: HOLD IT!!!

Zephir: You don't have to yell.

Young Celeste: Babar, you're a witness, you saw Zephir hit me.

Young Babar: I didn't see the thing.

Madame: Shouldn't two friends be able to work this out peacefully?

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Young Arthur: You asked Celeste and Zephir to play with us? But they're still mad at each other!
Young Babar: I know, but I thought maybe this would be a way for them to bury the hatchet.
Young Celeste: Hi, Babar! Arthur!
Young Babar: Hi, Celeste. I'm glad you made it.
Young Celeste: Me too. I need something to take my mind off that darn Zephir!
Young Arthur: [about the tennis racquets] Good thing these aren't hatchets...
Young Babar: Celeste, after hearing both testimonies, you leave me no choice but to find you: Guilty! [bangs gavel] I hereby sentence you to ten years in the dungeon!
Young Celeste: Ooohh! [faints]
Zephir: Ten years?!
Cornelius: I object! The sentence is much too harsh! Besides, we don't have a dungeon!

King Tuttle's Vote [2.4]

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Young Babar: We need you and your men to search the palace.
Cornelius: And the city.
Pompadour: And the forest.
Fire Chief: Right. And if we find any fires, we'll put 'em out!
Young Babar: No, we want you to search for King Tuttle.
Fire Chief: Is he on fire?
Young Babar: No.
Fire Chief: Then who's on fire?
Young Babar: Nobody's on fire!
Fire Chief: Right! Then our job here is done!
Alexander and Flora: ♪ A sailing we will go, ♪
♪ A sailing we will go, ♪
♪ High-ho the merry-o, ♪
♪ A sailing we will go! ♪
Pom: Avast, ye swabs! Stow that racket, or else you'll taste the wrath of Greenbeard the pirate!
Alexander and Flora: "Greenbeard"?
Pom: All the other colors were used up!

Elephant Express [2.5]

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Young Babar: Arthur?

[muffled screams]

[Young Celeste and Zephir screaming] AHHH!!!

Young Babar: What are you two doing?

Young Celeste: Zephir jumped on my bed and scared the daylights out of me.

Zephir: I scared you? Th--That scream scared me right out of my tree.

Young Arthur: It was the polamossh.

Pompadour: Ha! Nonsense! There's no such thing as a polamossh. It's a figment of your imagination.

Cornelius: But we all heard it, Pompadour.

Pompadour: Then i stand corrected. It's a figment of all our imaginations. Good night.

[Young Babar laughs]: Come on, gang, let's go back to sleep. We have a lot of work to do in the morning.

Peer Pressure [2.6]

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Marty: [about Babar's first test] All ya gotta do is sit in this tyre and roll down Thrill Hill. Sorry, JC...
JC: It's like Marty was saying. Just roll down the hill in this tyre.
Babar: [sees a small hill] That's Thrill Hill? It doesn't look so bad!
Marty: Not that hill, Babar.
[Marty points to a steeper hill]
Babar: Oh, that hill. Couldn't I just take a written test instead?
[laughing]
JC: You're a real comedian. The trouble is, we don't allow chickens into the club.
Babar: Fair enough.

Tour De Celesteville [2.7]

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Rataxes: What happened?
Young Babar: What happened? You rammed us, that's what happened!
Rataxes: I rammed you?!
Young Babar: Well, at least you're big enough to admit it!
Basil: Pedal, two, three, four! Pump, two, three, let's kick...
Rataxes: Please shut your face, two three, four!
Cheetah: That's oil, folks!
Babar: As Cornelius would say: "Slow and steady..."
Arthur: Wins the race?
Babar: Nope, keeps us from crashing!

Rhino War [2.8]

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General Pomire: I hate spunk! What do you think those crates say?
Rufus: It says “G-A-M-E-S”. Games.
General Pomire: WRONG! That’s what they want us to think it says. I’ll tell you what it says: “G-A-M-E-S”! [reads the text on the boat] Gonna Attack My Enemies Soon!
Rufus: Wow! It was in code.
Cornelius: King Babar, This is terrible!
Pompadour: [while showing the paper to Young Babar] This is awful! It’s plan 42-H!
Young Babar: What in the world is plan 42-H?
Cornelius and Pompadour: Rhinoland has just declared war on Celesteville!
[Young Babar gasps as scene fades to black]
Rataxes: Babar! What are you doing in here?
Young Babar: About 50 years! I wanna talk to you!
Rataxes: Save it. We gotta get you home and fast
Cornelius: Excellent news!
Pompadour: King Babar has stopped the war?
Cornelius: Even better: Our supplies for the amusement park have arrived!
Pompadour: [sarcastically] Oh, goody.
Cornelius: [clears throat] You sent for us, Babar?
Young Babar: Hi! I...
Pompadour: Before you say anything sire, I have a signed note from Doctor Cabaloose, excusing me from any further ride-testing duties; Some kind of inner-ear thing.
Cornelius: I don't believe it! [whispers] Where I can get one?
Cornelius: How ever did you manage it?
Young Babar: With a little luck, Cornelius. And thought a help from Rataxes.

Double the Guards [2.9]

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Young Babar: Lunch? That was the extra urgent, top secret business I had to attend to?
Cornelius: Proper nutrition is always a top priority, Babar.
Pompadour: And top secret because we wouldn't want it known that the king of Celesteville still prefers his crusts cut off.
Young Babar: Good point.
Young Babar: I think I'm hungry. Let's get something to eat. My Treat. [Scene Transitions to the Pizza Parlor] Hello. Can we have some service, please?
Cornelius: What can I get you?
Young Babar: Nothing [Walks towards Celeste] Come on Celeste.
Young Celeste: Babar! I thought you were hungry.
Young Babar: Look. What a cute baby.
Young Celeste: Yes, he is cute. Hello there baby.
[Baby turns around, only to be revealed as Troubadour in disguise, he then closes the crib]
Young Babar: Cute. And Clever, too.
Pompadour: He's a gifted child.
Young Babar: Let's go Celeste.
Young Celeste: Wait a minute. I think I know that woman. [They trip over a bowl of fruit]
Cornelius: My Tusks, this is unfortunate.
Young Celeste: Ah-ha! I thought so. All right, What's going on?
Pompadour: We aren't at liberty to explain!
Cornelius: We have strict orders from King Babar to remain out of sight.
Young Celeste: Babar, I thought you told them to leave us alone
Young Babar: I did... at first, then they kinda insisted on coming along. You see, there was this poster of me with the...
Young Celeste: I don't care! Obviously you don't think we can have fun without them tagging along! I'm going home.
Young Babar: No, Celeste, wait! Wait, let me apologize!
[Cornelius, Pompadour and Troubadour follow]
Young Babar: [turns to Cornelius, Pompadour and Troubadour] Where do you think you're going?
Cornelius: We're going with you.
Young Babar: Oh, no you're not. Celeste is mad enough already! I've gotta straighten this out with her. Alone.
Pompadour: But, sire! Your life is in danger.
Cornelius and Pompadour: Somebody is out to get you!
Young Babar: [sighs] Oh look! A flock of turtles!
Cornelius and Pompadour: Where?
[Young Babar zips out]
Young Babar: Celeste? You're the kingnapper?
Young Celeste: Yep. This was the only way to save you from Cornelius and Pompadour. And it worked! (turns Young Babar toward a table) French fries for two!
Young Babar: Wow, you did all this just to see me? You must really be hung up on old Babar!
Young Celeste: Hah! What about you? You're the one who planned his own kingnapping just to see me!
Young Babar: Okay, we both like each other the same. Agreed?
Young Celeste: Agreed.

Monkey Business [2.10]

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Babar: Ah, a very good year.

[Alarm blaring]

Pom, Flora and Alexander: Aha! Caught you! Take that! Get 'im!

Zephir: What's going on?

Flora: We've got him, Uncle Zephir.

[All gasping] Dad?

Babar: I'm all for family togetherness, but, really, children...

Pom: Sorry. We thought you were the peanut butter poacher.

Alexander: Yeah, someone's been stealing our private stock, you know.

Flora: And Uncle Zephir is helping us catch him.

Babar: I should have known. The old gag is just like you.

Zephir: What?

Babar: You know, your Uncle Zephir was quite the prankster in his day.

Pom, Flora and Alexander: Uncle Zephir?

Zephir: I dabbled.

Babar: Dabbled? Dabbled? Might i remind you that your jokes almost wiped out a whole year's peanut crop?

Pom: What do you mean, Dad?

Flora: Tell us, Father, tell us.

Babar: All right, gather around. It was a time we will never forget...

There's was once particular week when no one was spared from your Uncle Zephir's unique brand of humour.

Young Arthur: Huh? Hey! Yeow! Oof!

[Loud crash]

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[Adult Babar]: I had decided it was time to give Zephir a taste of his own medicine.

[Kid Pom]: You? How, dad?

[Adult Babar]: You'll see.

[Celeste & Arthur gasping]

Young Babar: Well, how do i look?

Young Celeste: Like an elephant in a rhino costume.

Young Arthur: Zephir's in for it now.

Young Babar: After this, he'll think twice before pulling another false alarm.

Young Celeste: Well, i just hope nothing goes wrong.

Young Babar: What could possibly go wrong?

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Zephir: Just my luck, not a rhino in sight. [Looks through Telescope]
Young Babar: Rampage!
Zephir: Ah, The Rhinos are attacking! [recorded battle charge sounds mid-dialogue] The Rhinos are really here!
[Young Babar roars]
[Zephir Screams]
[Scene cuts to inside the palace where Cornelius and Pompadour are reading newspaper]
Cornelius: [while battle charge sounds continue] I say Pompadour, isn't that the Peanut Patch alarm again?
Pompadour: I do believe it is Cornelius.
Cornelius: Trade Sections?
Pompadour: Yes, thank you.
Cornelius: Well, Babar has-- My tusks! The royal peanut patch, ruined!
Pompadour: No more peanut butter nouveau! [sobs] It's all because of that callous prankster!
Young Babar: No, Pompadour. It was my fault. It was the wrong way to teach Zephir a lesson. I should have clobbered him!
Zephir: Hey, wait! [runs off]
Young Babar: [gives chase] Stand still!
Zephir: Yikes! Yaaaaa! Babar, look. You did it, Babar. You saved a plant. [laughs] [Adult Babar]: But what a plant it turned out to be. It was healthy and strong and with all the extra attention that plant got, it yielded a whole jar of peanut butter, and that was the most delicious jar of peanut butter nouveau we have ever tasted.
Babar: Mmmm!
Pom: It must have been good.
Babar: Huh? Oh, yes, it--
[Latch clicks]
Pom, Flora and Alexander: The peanut butter poacher.
Pom: Hide.
[🎵🎵🎵]
[Alarm blaring]
Pom, Flora and Alexander: Get 'im! Yeah! Ahh!
[All gasping] Uncle Arthur?
[Babar clears throat]
Uncle Arthur: I was just doing Zephir a favour. He put me up to this. Ask him.
Zephir: Oops.
What can i say? I love the stuff.
Mmmm! Ah...
[Kids laughing]

The Intruder [2.11]

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[Pompadour screaming] AHHH!!!

Pom: Pompadour's in trouble!

[All gasping]

Flora: Oh no!

Pom: Isabelle, what happened to Pompadour?

Isabelle: Pompy go bye-bye.

Flora: Oh my gosh! The monster is in the house.

Alexander: And he's caught his first victim!

What are we going to do?

Flora: I say we take Isabelle and all our favourite toys and run for our lives.

Alexander: Good plan!

Pom: Wait a minute. Father wouldn't do this, and you know it.

Alexander: He's right. Father would leave the toys.

Pom: Pompadour's in trouble. We can't just leave him.

Alexander: But the monster could come back.

Flora: I'm scared, Pom.

Pom: Don't cry, Flora. We'll be okay. I know! We'll call mother and father the phone number they left behind.

Flora: What phone number?

Pom: Parents always leaves a phone number when they go out.

Alexander: Wait, who gets to stay with Isabelle?

Pom: Even as babies, sisters are a pain.

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[The children go into the basement]
Isabelle: Monster!
[Flora and Alexander] Shh!
Flora: Do we really have to go down there?
Can't we just call him from here?
Pom: What if he can't answer?
Alexander: Yeah, the monster could have eaten his mouth off.
Flora: Eww!
Pom: Pompadour! Oh, Pompadour?
You don't think there are any big bugs down here, do you?
Alexander: Nah! If there were, the monster would have eaten 'em already.
Pom: Monster don't eat everything, you know.
Alexander: Everything but broccoli; You've gotta respect them for that!
Rataxes: Okay, I want that stamp, And I want it now.
Basil: [clear his throat]
Pom: The stamp? [the stamp shows us a picture of Rataxes wearing a lady's hat] The stamp!
Pompadour: If I've told you once, I've told you thrice. We have no idea as to the whereabouts of your silly stamp.
Basil: Perhaps we should get while the getting's good, sir.
[Pompadour, Flora and Alexander smile]
Rataxes: [hands Basil the desk lamp] Not until I get that stamp. It makes me look like a fool, [off-screen] the laughing stock of the entire forest!
Pompadour: I should think you're used to that!
[Basil giggling]
Rataxes: Don't push me, Pachyderm.
I'm one desperate rhino.
Now i'm going to give you to the count of three to hand it over.
One... two...
Isabelle: Three!
Rataxes: What?
Pompadour: Oh, dear.
Pom: Isabelle, no!
[Rataxes picks up Isabelle]
Rataxes: The stamp! Oh, I could just kiss you for this, kid! [Isabelle puckers up] Er... kiss the kid for me, would you Basil?
[Basil holds Isabelle]
Pom: That's our stamp!
[Rataxes licks the stamp and sticks it to his head]
Rataxes: [laughs evilly]

Conga the Terrible [2.12]

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Rataxes: Hurry up, Basil. I wanna go home!
Basil: You mean the mission's over? No more self-sacrifice for the good of mankind?
Rataxes: Listen, I'm all for self-sacrifice. But if there's nothing in it for me, forget it!
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[all] Conga!
[Conga roars] ROAR!!!
[all screaming] AHHH!!!
[Conga roars] ROAR!!!
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Pompadour: Cornelius, wake up!
Cornelius: Huh? Is that you, Rataxes? What's going on?
Pompadour: You fell asleep and Conga crushed the camp, that's what's going on!
Rataxes: What?! You let Conga slip through my fingers? I could have caught him!
Young Babar: So that's what you're up to.
Rataxes: Gasp! That's right, Elephant, And there's nothing you can do to stop me.
Young Babar: Just don't expect a ride home in my ship.
Rataxes: Huh? What's going on, Basil?
Young Babar: Forget it, Rataxes. Although it's too bad your trap didn't work.
Rataxes: Because of the Incredible cash potential?
Young Babar: No. Because it could have bought us time to fix the ship and escape.
Now Conga is bound to come back.
Rataxes: Well, we've got only one person to blame for that. Cornelius!
Pompadour: I'm sorry, Cornelius, but i'm inclined to agree with Rataxes. You're simply too old to be--
Cornelius: I am not too old!
And it's high time i proved that to you.
Young Babar: Nice going, you guys. This wasn't Cornelius' fault at all. It was Rataxes'. Rataxes: Mine?!
Young Babar: You should have relieved him on guard duty. He was up all night.
Rataxes: Oh, uh, yeah, i guess i fell asleep.
It was a simple mistake, it could happen to anyone.
Young Babar: Even Cornelius?
Tonight had nothing to do with Cornelius' age. Nobody could stay awake that long.
Pompadour: I feel terrible about his, sire.
Rataxes: Yeah, me too. What can i do to make it up to the poor guy?
Young Babar: You can patch this ship up as fast as you can.

Remember When...? [2.13]

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[The kids and Celeste get into the balloon]
Babar: You're next, Pompadour.
Pompadour: Sire, I must protest! Proper protocol demands that...
Babar: Move it, Pompadour!
Pompadour: Moving it, sire!
Celeste: Madame, please take Isabelle home. There must be something I can do to help.
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Babar: Cornelius, wait for us!

Balloon Ride Operator: No, no, no!

Not that Balloon! You've got no control!

Cornelius: Grab hold, Pompadour!

Balloon Ride Operator: You don't know what you're doing. You can't fly that thing.

Babar: Wait for us!

Celeste: Wait!

Babar: Yaaaaa!

Celeste: Babar!

Cornelius: Babar!

Babar: Pull me up, Cornelius!

Cornelius: Pull, Pompadour, pull!

Babar: Ahh! Oof! No! Come back!

Celeste: Good gracious!

Cornelius: My tuks! Where's the steering wheel?

Pompadour: Where's the brakes?!

Babar: All right, how do we get up there?
Balloon Ride Operator: But your majesties, you don't understand the dangers! The wind, the rain, the lightning!
Celeste: [to the operator, angry] My children don't understand the dangers either, but they're out there just the same! And that's where my husband and i are going.
Balloon Ride Operator: Oof!
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