Total Drama World Tour

Total Drama World Tour is the third season of the Total Drama franchise that began with Total Drama Island and Total Drama Action. The series extension was commissioned by Teletoon from the producers, Fresh TV, Inc. In this series, fifteen returning contestants and two new contestants are taken on a trip around the world, and compete in cultural themed challenges of countries they visit.

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Walk Like an Egyptian, Part 1Edit

  • Chris: Season Three of Total Drama, folks! The world is gonna be mine, sea to shining sea! Sadly, I'm forced to share my world with a three-ring traveling teen freak show. (a white and blue bus arrives) They'll be competing all around the globe for another million dollars! So, let's meet our players! Courtney! Katie! Sadie! Beth! Eva! Duncan! Heather! Gwen! Leshawna! (Gwen bumps into Heather)
  • Gwen:: Are there reserved seats? I mean, can I have one not behind Heather's pony hair ponytail?
  • Heather:: Um, my extensions are human hair!
  • Duncan: You learn something new every day.

  • D.j: (while carrying a terrified Owen) he's afraid of flying remember.
  • Harold:: Aerophobia. From the Latin, as opposed aeronausiphobia, the fear of flying sickness.
  • Noah:: Keep up the fascinating facts and I'm gonna be aero-nauseous all over you.
  • Ezekiel:: Yo, yo, yo! This year's winner is in the house- eh, bus- I mean... runwayyyy! Where's the plane, eh?
  • Izzy:: (behind Ezekiel) I know, right?! Let's fly! (jumps on Ezekiel's shoulders)
  • Ezekiel:: Whoa! Watch out! (both of them fall backwards)

  • Chris:: And now to mix things up and keep it all fresh, we're adding two new competitors! He's an honor-roll student with a diplomat for a dad and an amazing ability to charm the pants off most species. Alejandro!(Spanish music plays as Alejandro steps out of the bus and removes his sunglasses)
  • Alejandro:: Perhaps, I could assist. (helps Bridgette and Izzy up)
  • Izzy: :(after Alejandro helps her and Bridgette up) Wow-ie!
  • Bridgette:: I-I have a boyfriend!
  • Alejandro:: And amigos, please, allow me. (offers to help up Tyler and Ezekiel)
  • Ezekiel:: Wow, eh.
  • Tyler:: I like girls!
  • Chris:: And she's a sugar addicted super fan with sixteen Total Drama blogs! Sierra!(Sierra comes running out of the bus)
  • Sierra:: Oh my gosh, I love you guys! And this is the greatest day of my life! (hyperventilates) Anyone got a paper bag I can breathe into? (notices someone off-screen and runs towards it, revealing it to be Cody) Oh my gosh, Cody! I've dreamt of this moment! Only you weren't wearing a shirt!

(the Total Drama Jumbo Jet pulls up)

  • Courtney::(referring to the Total Drama Jumbo Jet) Excuse me, but I'd like to express some concern about the safety of our plane.
  • Chris:: Relax, it's perfectly safe! (a part of the jet falls, and a raccoon runs out of it) Now boarding!
  • Owen:: No! I can't ride in that! Call the United Nations, call a cab, call my Mom! I'm not doing this, I'm out! This is unethical! (Chris walks over to Owen with a frying pan in his hand and hits him in the head off-screen with it) Mommy.
  • Chris:: Anyone else got a problem with it?
  • Cody:: No
  • Lindsay:: Love it!
  • Bridgette:: Dibs on the window seat!(taxi horn honk) what was that?
  • Chris:: Now before we go their is somebody I really want you guys to meet
  • Lindsay:: another new girl? Love it!
  • Bridgette:: I wanna know who it is?
  • Chris:: glad you asked, anymore questions?
  • Sierra:: Oh my gosh, who is she or he? what does it look like? and more importantly (hyperventilates) Anyone got a paper bag I can breathe into?
  • Chris:: maybe Sierra Im glad you asked she's a teenage super cool,sugar sweet, selfless and super chic gum chewing champion with an icy temper who's not afraid to solve a mystery and is also related to me ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls introducing My twin sister Violetta McLain (taxi door flies open and flies past the contestants with a crash into the dustbins) ohh ya did it again sissy. big accident or what (laughs).
  • Eva: oof clumsy, she's stronger than me (turns to Sadie) what is she like.
  • Sadie: Eva some people have called chrisis sister reckless and irresponsible.
  • Violetta::(off-screen) whoops broke the door (laughs then steps out of the taxi) hey bro (scoots up to her brother) sorry im late traffic was bad in fact (face palm) it was miserable.
  • Eva: oh I like her.
  • Duncan: Seriously? what is it you like about her.
  • Eva: are you kidding me, that is the chicest and sportiest outfit ive ever laid my eyes on.
  • Chris:: Im just glad your right here sissy (Violetta laughs) Meet the contestants sis (everyone waves).
  • Violetta:: glad to meet you all
  • Heather:: I guess I could make friends with the new girl.
  • Violetta:: thanks (turns to Chris) So where are we going
  • Chris:: on a brother and sister adventure for Season Three of Total Drama, Sis The world is gonna be ours, sea to shining sea!.
  • Violetta::cool
  • Chris:: cool indeed Sadly, I'm forced to share my I mean our world with a three-ring traveling teen freak show.They'll be competing all around the globe for another million dollars!(Violet marvels then beams) and your coming with us every step of the way.
  • Violetta::cool now Chris I know ive always wanted to do this but I wanna know the names of all my New friends that is.
  • Chris:: glad you asked sis meet our players! Courtney! Katie! Sadie! Beth! Eva! Duncan! Heather! Gwen! Leshawna! Lindsay! Harold! Owen! Noah! D.j! Izzy! Ezekiel! Tyler! Bridgette! and our two new competitors Alejandro! and Sierra!(the contestants cheer) so what do ya think super star sis.
  • Violetta:: whoa these guys and girls ive never seen before Chris.
  • Gwen:: wait your sisters a gum chewing champion the Violetta McLain (she squeals) im her huge fan.
  • Violetta:: glad to hear it Gwen.
  • Duncan: Seriously? a selfless gum chewing champion for a sister.
  • Chris::that's right!.
  • Violetta:: and bro I brought something extra to take with me.
  • Sierra:: Oh my gosh, can I see.
  • Violetta:: yea sure (whistles) bring it chef (chef brings violettas trophy case) what do ya think.
  • Eva: well I never, what is that?.
  • Sierra:: (squeaks then hyperventilates) Anyone got a paper bag I can breathe into?.
  • Violetta:: yea sure (hands sierra a pink paper bag) im never without (turns to Chris) tell em what it is bro.
  • Chris:: okay sissy (turns to contestants) these are just some of the 20063 trophies and meddles my sister has won so what gave you the idea to join us my super chic sis.
  • Violetta:: well im a gum chewer normally but when I heard that my bro was doing this I laid off the gum and switched to candy bars.
  • Leshawna: oh violet your just a driven young woman girl I don't know where you get it.
  • Violetta:: yea I am starlet, in fact tell um what ive been doing for the past, my brother.
  • Chris:: okay sissy (turns to contestants) did ya know you guys violets been studying Grossology the study of gross stuff for 10 years in Ontario state university, the finest prep school known to man or woman (turns to Violetta) isn't that right my sugar sweet sis.
  • Violetta:: that I have brother, I recently graduated from that school and Ive grown up a lot since my 10th grade graduation.
  • Eva: oh I like her, (turns to Bridgette) what do you know about her Bridgette.
  • Bridgette:: there's one thing I know about her (whispers to sierra) she's the junior world champion gum chewer.
  • Sierra:: (squeaks) is that true violet
  • Violetta:: that's right sierra,this piece of mango bubble gum im chewing right at this moment ive been working on for three months solid (turns to Gwen, Katie and Sadie) that's a record (everyone marvels and claps).
  • Gwen:: she's so cool.
  • Katie: oh my gosh Sadie look its the gum chewing champ.
  • Sadie: okay ive always wanted to meet you Violetta (ekes).
  • Violetta::(laughs) you two are amazing want some pink lemonade bubble gum.
  • Katie and Sadie: Yes please! (Violetta laughs and hands them each a piece).
  • Eva: (sniffs) can I smell black cherry bubble gum(points at violettas pink gum filled handbag) in that bag their.
  • Violetta:: of course (opens her bag picks a piece and hands it to Eva) would you likes some I like to share.
  • Eva: aw cool thanks violet your awesome.
  • Courtney: Excuse me violet. Ive never had gum before (sniffs) and I can smell Choco berry bubble gum in their (sees a piece in her hand) does that mean.
  • Violetta:: yep you smell it you get it in fact I know what type of gum you want before you do.
  • Owen:: whoa I didn't know you could do that.
  • Katie and Sadie:(clapping and cheering) super sweet,super chic.
  • Violetta::(laughs) looks like ive got myself some friends after all (claps twice).
  • Sierra:: (squeaks then hyperventilates) you know that when violet claps her hands twice(in union) line up.
  • Izzy::(in union) line up.
  • Courtney::(in union) line up.
  • Alejandro::(in union) line up.
  • Harold::(in union) line up.
  • Noah::(in union) line up.
  • Owen::(in union) line up.
  • Ezekiel::(in union) line up.
  • Katie and Sadie:(in union) line up.
  • Eva:(in union) line up.
  • Gwen::(in union) line up.
  • Beth:(in union) line up.
  • Leshawna:(in union) line up.
  • Cody:: (in union) line up.
  • Lindsay::(in union) line up.
  • Duncan: (in union) line up.
  • Bridgette::(in union) line up(everyone stands in front of Violetta).
  • Violetta::(laughs) looks like ive got some folks to share my gum with.
  • Chris:: easy sissy, I don't want sugar filled teens like last season.
  • Violetta:: I wasn't here.
  • Chris:: oh that's right I forgot where were you.
  • Violetta:: doing the same thing you are doing.
  • Katie: Sadie, violets just wrapped up the sixth season of her wildly popular show.
  • Sadie: oh yea.
  • Katie and Sadie:(singing) sing it loud.
  • Leshawna: oh I loved that show.
  • Violetta:: thanks Leshawna I knew I rocked that show.
  • Leshawna: Oh you rock girlfriend.
  • Violetta:: your welcome girl (a raccoon runs up violets back) shoo shoo.
  • Cody:: Nice.
  • Lindsay:: Love ya girl!.
  • Bridgette:: your awesome.
  • Violetta:: thanks (turns to Eva) but Eva.
  • Eva: yes.
  • Violetta:: because you are the most competitive I want you to win.
  • Eva: aw cool thanks violet.
  • Cody:: she rocks.
  • Lindsay:: Love it!.
  • Bridgette:: Dibs!.
  • Violetta:: thanks everybody (the contestants cheer)
  • Katie and Sadie:(clapping and cheering) super sweet, super chic.
  • Duncan: you rock.
  • Eva: what a gal (whispers to sierra) something tells me violet and I are gonna be best friends.
  • Sierra:: really lucky you Eva.
  • Owen:: No! I can't ride with her! Call the United Nations, call a cab, call my Mom! I'm not doing this, I'm out! This is unethical! (Chris walks over to Owen with a frying pan in his hand and hits him in the head off-screen with it, to the cringing of Violetta and her new friends) Mommy.
  • Chris:: Anyone else got a problem with violet?.

(an awkward silence until a fart noise)

  • Sadie: Oops I did a guff again.
  • Katie: Sadie, again what did you eat for lunch before we got here? and it better not have been a burrito.
  • Sadie: sorry Katie I had that mega triple gassy bean burrito with Mexican mo-Mo sauce dip for lunch again.
  • Violetta::(hair goes up on end) meow that stinks.
  • Izzy:: (hand over nose) pee-ew that stinks.
  • Harold::(gags and vomits) Sadie that is yucky.
  • Owen:: urgh poo-wee.
  • Ezekiel:: I think im gonna be sick eh(runs to the airport bathroom).
  • Sierra:: me too(runs after him).
  • Eva: (spits in the bin) next time don't eat spicy things sadister.
  • Gwen:: (wearing a gas mask) the gas in those beans could make the whole plane stink to high heaven.
  • Beth: (hands over her mouth) I need to wash out my teeth.
  • Leshawna: (places a nose peg on her nose) hoo wee girl that's one whiff my nose will never get tired of.
  • Alejandro:: (placing a hospital mask over his mouth) that is the whiffyist honk I have ever smelt in years.
  • Bridgette:: (gags) that's so gross Sadie.
  • Lindsay:: oh my gosh that's so gross.
  • Courtney:(wearing a gas mask) ew nasty.
  • Duncan: urgh Sadie that's grotesque pal.
  • Cody::(coughs) well now that Sadie's let the gas out of the bag, can we start the season with our big opening bubble gum blow yet?
  • Violetta:: wait Cody one more thing (opens her hair bag dunks her head in and pops back out with her hair fixed) ahh that's better (turns to sierra) nothings scarier than a bad hair-do sierra.
  • Sierra:(laughs) OMG, violet, you are the sporty fashion queen! (laughs again).
  • Violetta:: that I am .
  • Ezekiel:: I think im gonna get a see next to violet eh cause I aint never gonna sit next to anyone else.
  • Violetta:: Is "never" your policy on mouthwash too, homeschool? just kidding (laughs then hiccups then turns to Katie) oh ive just given myself the hiccups, happens all the time (hiccups).
  • Katie: oh my gosh Sadie violets given herself the hiccups.
  • Chris::(laughs) happened again (turns to Beth) its an understatement to say me and violet didn't get along when we were kids.
  • Ezekiel:: still she's good.
  • Violetta:: thanks Homeschool(turns to Chris) is their anything else I should know.
  • Chris::even though you weren't here last time sis ill tell ya.
  • Violetta:: good cause I have a right to know bro.
  • Chris::(explains to violet) like last season sis one team will win and the other team will watch one of their own take the dreaded drop of shame (violet is surprised) but not all is doom and gloom sis (turns to Eva) isn't that right Eva.
  • Eva: that's right Chris tough but fair and we don't have Many traditions (violet calls evas attention) yes violet what is it.
  • Violetta:: lucky for us I know one of them (laughs then addresses everyone) okay everybody bubble gum time.
  • Beth:lets do it together.
  • Leshawna: always wanted to do one of these.

(everyone but Violetta and Eva place their gum in to their mouths)

  • Violetta:: okay you guys its time for the big opening bubble gum blow-off.
  • Gwen:: this is gonna be fun.
  • Violetta:: now when Eva gives the signal everybody blow.
  • Katie and Sadie:(salute) contestants at the ready Violetta.
  • Violetta:: okay you guys (places her gum in her mouth) go for it Eva.
  • Eva: you all ready for this (everyone nods) okay then drum roll Chris (Chris bangs his toy drum) 10.9.8.7.6.5.4.3.2.1 blow(everybody blows their gum bubble Eva slips her black cherry flavored bubble gum in to her mouth and Chris watches as the bubbles grow bigger and bigger until Sadie's is the first to go BANG)
  • Chris::(squeezes his eyes shut) whoa that was sticky.
  • Eva: and the winner of the opening-bubble gum blow off is Sadie congrats.
  • Sadie: yeah I did it.
  • Katie: awesome way to go Sadie.
  • Sadie: aw thanks Katie, Violetta was that cool.
  • Violetta::wow Sadie that's what I call a bubble.
  • Sadie: thanks what does everyone else think of it Izzy.
  • Izzy:: (sniffs) yea smell that pink lemonade sweetness.
  • Sadie: that's cause its my favorite bubble gum pink lemonade.
  • Harold:: that is the biggest bubble someone could blow ever.
  • Sadie: cool thanks Harold.
  • Ezekiel:: wow eh, that was wicked Sadie.
  • Sadie: yes it was zeke.
  • Sierra:: (squeaks then hyperventilates) Sadie that was so gummylishios.
  • Sadie: your right sierra.
  • Eva: im happy for ya Sadie.
  • Sadie: thanks Eva
  • Gwen:: I wanted to win but its fine.
  • Sadie: thanks Gwen but it doesn't matter if you win or lose.
  • Beth: wicked Sadie that is absoulutly incredible and the best.
  • Sadie: thanks Beth your the best too.
  • Leshawna: ohh that is the big bubble ever girl.
  • Sadie: Leshawna I think that bubble gum bubble should go in the history books.
  • Alejandro:: senorita that bubble was way big.
  • Sadie: thanks alej (crystal trumpets start blowing) what was that.
  • Bridgette:: Sadie pal for a special treat your the bubble blowing queen.
  • Sadie: thanks Bridgette I like it.
  • Lindsay:: oh my gosh that's so incredible well done Sadie.
  • Sadie: welcome Lindsay you were great too.
  • Courtney: what a way to win Sadie your skills are the best.
  • Sadie: thanks Courtney your mango and banana gum bubble was great too.
  • Duncan: whoa Sadie anyone's bubble could have busted but you were the first.
  • Sadie: thanks Duncan, have you got anything to say about me and my victory Chris.
  • Chris:: congratulations Sadie, your the big star.
  • Sadie: (surrounded by her friends) thanks Chris.
  • Violetta::oh yea Chris did you see Sadie's bubble pop.
  • Chris:: I surtently did, care to join me would you sister star.
  • Violetta::(gasp) do I ever oh yeeeah now boarding on a voyage to a million big ones!.
  • Chris:: (wipes the gum off his stubble) We're saving you a first class seat for all the action!.
  • Violetta and Chris:Right here on Total! Drama! (singing) Woooorld Tour! (the other contestants cheer).
  • Duncan': Seriously?.

  • Gwen: Singing? Really? I thought Chris was joking about that!.

Courtney: Well, I don't have a problem with it. Leshawna: Yeah, 'cause you like singing!. Duncan: Well, I don't! Girls sing. Little birdies sing. Ha-ha. Duncans do not.


  • Chris:'Any-who, this is the dining area, where you'll enjoy in-flight meals.
  • Ezekiel: Not for long, eh! Prepare to lose to The Zeke!
  • Gwen: Okay, so not trying to be mean here, but (puts her hand on Ezekiel's shoulder) you do know that you got voted out first last time, right?
  • Ezekiel: Word! And I spent every minute since making sure that don't happen again! I'm stronger, faster, smarter-
  • Chris: Chattier, blabbier, can't-shut-upier... now zip it and let me finish this tour so we can get this bird in flight! (Ezekiel hears a bonk as Violetta whacks her brother on the head with a fly swatter).
  • Chris: oww darn it that hurt violet.
  • Violetta::(laughs) what! you pick on my friends I get to pick on you (shows a fly swat) with this (the contestents laugh at chris and cheer for violet).
  • Sadie: are their fly guts on that thing.
  • Violetta: of course I mean No uh-oh(lifts up her hand and starts Shrieking) fly guts ew nasty urgh that is so gross (chris is laughing).
  • Leshawna: Is there a ladies room?.
  • Chris: Just through there.
  • Leshawna: Good, cause I gotta make a deposit! and help your sister (violetta screaming) come on girl (outside the quadruple restroom) okay Violetta girl their are two ladies rooms you go in one IL go in the other (walks into restroom and then finds a camera, realizes it's the new Confession Booth) There's a camera in the potty AGAIN? URGH Can't a sister get a little privacy on this program?!.
  • Violetta: (walks into restroom and turns on the tap) ahh that's better (then finds a camera, realizes it's the new Confession Booth) There's a camera in the potty cool this must be one of the four knew confession booths.

  • Sierra: OMG, Chris, I am just LOL!
  • Ezekiel: We should hit the winners' compartment, eh? Cause I ain't never gonna sit back here! Hah, never!
  • Noah: Is "never" your policy on mouthwash too, homeschool?

Walk Like an Egyptian, Part 2Edit

Owen: This is so cool, Alehandout...or Alakazam...ah, I'm just gonna call you Al.

Heather: Does anyone know where we are?
Izzy: (Laughs) Planet Earth, silly!

Alejandro: (Confessional) Losing Sierra to Heather? Eh, tragic. But I still have the upper hand. The president of Cody's fan club doesn't know a thing about me. No one does. And I have plans to keep it that way. Because compared to me, Heather's a saint!

(Zoom out to Chris and Chef in the cockpit)

Chris: Oh, finally, a real competitor!

Super Crazy Happy Fun Time JapanEdit

Alejandro: (after rescuing Leshawna from flying out of the plane) Such beauty will not fall through giant airplane holes on my watch!
Harold: I could have done that. I just prefer to leave the ladies wanting more.
DJ: She wants more, all right. More Alejandro!
Harold: DJ, you know nothing about women.
Leshawna: You can put me down now. I mean, if you want to. Or not. Your choice, because this is nice.

Alejandro: (charming a panda) Why hello, handsome creature. May I scratch your ears or get you a tasty cookie? (panda smiles)

Alejandro: I'm seeing a tiny Tokyo village...a giant radioactive monster...
Izzy: Yes! (Hugs Owen) Big O can be the monster! Big O, please!
Owen: Al, you're a genius!
Tyler: Super Japanese idea, Al! Nice!
Alejandro: Noah, what say you?
Noah: (Shrugs) I guess.

Courtney: We can't storm off together! Kinda defeats the purpose!
Heather: You go back that way, then!
Courtney: No, you go back that way!
Gwen: Well, I came this way first!

(During Team CIRRRH's commercial)

Owen: (Pretending to be a monster on camera) Grrr! Monster noises!
Alejandro: (out of sync) Oh no! The large, out-of-shape monster!
Tyler: (yelling) We must run!
Noah: (monotone) Think of the children!
Izzy: (with adoring look) He's so hot!

Anything Yukon Do, I Can Do BetterEdit

Cody: Whah... SIERRA, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
Sierra: Everybody loves a foot massage!
Cody: Yeah, normally. But uh, I don't like having my feet touched.
Sierra: Did you know there's a pressure point between the tarsal bones that could temporarily paralyze the body?
Cody: Uh, cool, but you can stop now- (Sierra presses that pressure point.)

Tyler: (Confessional) I don't get it. I'm the least talked about contestant on all the fanblogs. Even Zeke gets more play, and he always gets eliminated first. Worst of all, on the flight here, Lindsay called me Noah. Noah! Have to make her see me!

Bridgette: (in the confessional) When Geoff's around, I'm never tempted by other guys. Probably because when Geoff's around, we're always making out. But now that's it's just me...I miss Geoff?

Bridgette: I kind of have a boyfriend.
Alejandro: You have a boyfriend or you kind of have a boyfriend?
Bridgette: I kind of...I have a kind of...a boyfriend...kind of. (In the confessional) I got flustered. But I am NOT falling for him! Mark my words.

Bridgette: Wait, are you trying to make a secret alliance with me?
Alejandro: Alliance? Oh, Bridgette, for me, this is so much bigger than a game.

Tyler: If you see anyone, call out!
Izzy: Ooh, ooh, there's Tyler!
Tyler: Other than me! (Noah jumps onto the sled)
Izzy: Ooh, there's Noah! Noah, someone stole our radio!

Alejandro: (Giving Bridgette his shirt to wear in the cold) I can't freeze. My Latin blood won't allow it. And if you get sick and your team votes you off, I won't get to know you better, which would make me very, very sad.
Bridgette: I don't want to make anyone...sad...(confessional) I mean, who gives away their shirt in the Arctic? Oh, he is just so...(gasps) I have a boyfriend!

Chris: Bridgette, any final words before taking the Drop of Shame?
Bridgette: (Muffled by the pole) Yes! Alejandro, he's evil! He's pretending to be-
Chris: Oh, would you look at the time! (Pushes Bridgette out of the plane)
Bridgette: (falling downward with the pole) ALEJANDRO! HE'S EVIL! EVIL!

Alejandro: (Confessional) Bridgette was expendable. They all are. Some will prove to be more challenging than others, but one by one, they'll all go down.

Tyler: (Confessional) Well, I totally rocked it today. I saved everyone's lives with my bare fingers. Everyone's gonna know who Tyler is now! Mission accomplished! (Door opens)
Lindsay: Oh, sorry, Noah.
Chris: Will Noah ever make Lindsay remember him?
Tyler: It's TYLER!

Broadway BabyEdit

Izzy: Awww, look at Big O! His fear of flying is so adorable! (Owen is sleeping on a couch, bundled in ropes. He then falls on the floor, revealing he was sleeping on top of Noah all night.)
Noah: (relieved and tired) UGHHH! FINALLY! Thanks for not noticing I was MISSING all night! Who am I, Tyler?
Tyler: HEY! (he spits the food in his mouth at a clearly angered Alejandro.)

Heather: Stupid economy section! What is that horrible smell?!
Gwen: Defeat?
Courtney: I could of pulled the sled faster if someone wasn't whipping me!
Heather: We both know that's not true.
Courtney: Ugh!
Gwen: First chance we get, I'll totally help you vote her off.
Courtney: Gladly. Can we whip her off?
Heather: Whip me off? Ha! Not if I can prove my worth to the team. Or manipulate Sierra and Cody into slavishly obeying me. Whatever works!

Lindsay: I love it when people call me baby.
Noah: (Nudges Tyler) Make a mental note of that, bro.
Tyler: I don't have a pen.

Alejandro: Central Park is so romantic, don't you find?
Heather: Whatever. I know you've been messing with Sierra's head, so back off or you'll wish you had.
Alejandro: My wish doesn't involve backing off.
Heather: Ugh! Just go play with your stupid team and leave us alone!
Alejandro: You're beautiful when you play hard to get.

Aftermath: Bridgette Over Troubled WatersEdit

Blaineley: Now your search party has to watch while everyone else competes.
Geoff: I threw a brilliant consolation party, with a pinata!
Trent: Geoff, that was my guitar. I kept telling you!
Justin: Being on that show was way too tough on the bod.
Eva: And I don't need a million dollars, got it?

Harold: I'm no surfer, unless you count the Net. Plus I've never kissed any dudes.

(During the Drama Brothers' song, a lot of girls are screaming)

Geoff: Uh, do you think we could get some security out here?
Blaineley: (Cheering) MARRY ME, JUSTIN!

Blaineley: Eva, can you tell us what you saw?
Eva: Like, a whole bunch of dumb girls chasing Harold, Justin, and Trent.
Blaineley: A-and what did these girls look like?
Eva: Dumb, like a bunch of dumb girls in dumb plaid skirts. Like, kilts.
Blaineley: Kilts, a school bus... could be a private girls school! Eva, what color were the kilts?
Eva: Plaid and dumb. Aw, forget this!

Bridgette: Ale-henious was playing every girl out there! We all fell for it!
Geoff: Some harder than others. Imagine if the tables were turned!
Bridgette: You probably would've kissed him too! He's that good!

Bridgette: You're so much better than that pole...

(Beth and the pole are backstage)

Beth: Ouch. Sorry. Guess you guys just weren't meant to be. (Puts her arm around the pole) So, what are you doing later?

Slap Slap RevolutionEdit

Sierra: MEAT CODY, NOOO!

Noah: Woo-woo! All aboard Der Weiner Express.

Sierra: (Confessional) I'm like a tenth generation slap dancer! It's what kept me alive on the school playground, and probably why I didn't make any friends. But who needs friends when you have a Cody?

Alejandro: I'm disappointed, Heather. You're above petty teasing.
Heather: (In the confessional) No, I'm not! Ugh, I would like to slap that arrogant jerk right in those-

Leshawna: (Confessional) Anyone who Heather can't stand must be good!

DJ: Stay on the platform, Leshawna!
Leshawna: I'm not going anywhere!
Alejandro: That's it! Seize the day!
Heather: Ugh! She's not even on your team! (slaps Leshawna)
Leshawna: Ow! (slaps Heather and throws of the platform) I'M GONNA SEIZE THE YOU! YOU HAD THIS COMING FOR 3 SEASONS!

Noah: How are Die Hosen treatin' ya, buddy?
Cody: It feels like someone gave my wedgie a wedgie!

The Am-Ah-Zon RaceEdit

Owen: (After accidentally punching Alejandro in the eye) Al, what happened?
Alejandro: Nothing a little ice and revenge won't fix.
Owen: Cool...Did you say revenge?
Alejandro: Of course not. Off-topic, do you have any serious allergies?

Owen: (Confessional) Sometimes I get the feeling that Al might slightly not totally like me. Punching him in the face probably didn't help...unless he likes that kind of thing. Fingers crossed!

Owen: You're my only real friend?
Alejandro: It would seem so, Owen.
Owen: Wow, I've never been so scared of a friend before.

Sierra: (Voting confessional) I vote for Heather! I used to say that in my bathroom mirror all the time! And now, here I am doing it! This is so awesome!

Can't Help Falling In LouvreEdit

Lindsay: There's only one guy I want to share this with, the guy I've been dreaming about since we've been apart! Where's my Tyler?
Tyler: Hey, Linds.
Lindsay: Are you sure that's you? Cause you look slightly different in my head.
Alejandro: Everything looks slightly different in her head.

Sierra: (On a forced 'date' with Cody) It's no fun, cause you're only doing it cause you have to.

Heather: (Judging DJ's model and fashion design) Dry, dull, uninspiring, not a hint of effort with the presentation. But enough about Gwen, the shirt was a 10!
Chris: I agree. Model sucked, shirt good. I'd wear it.

Newf Kids On The BlockEdit

Heather: (Confessional, about Alejandro) Oh, he is good. (Sighs dreamily, static) I want the tape. Give me the tape! How do you open this thing?

Gwen: (Confessional) You know, Heather really shouldn't let her obvious crush on Alejandro get in the way of the game. Having a relationship with Duncan really screwed things up for me last season - Trent! I meant Trent! Just a slip of the tongue. (Static) I want that tape back! Give me the tape! How do you open this thing?

Courtney: I am a CIT!
Heather: More like a B-I-T-C-
Gwen: Guys, let's get going!

Courtney: (Confessional) Okay, fine. So I did let a guy get in the way of how I played the game. I just can't stop thinking about how Duncan could just abandon me like this, and I...I messed up. Did I just say that on air? (Static) I want that tape back! Give me the tape! Oh! How do you open this thing?

Chris: Wow, this guy is a reality producer's dream, and everyone else's nightmare!

Jamaica Me SweatEdit

Owen: No biggie, just a concussion. Could you parents my phone and worry them not to tell...Santa?

Chris: Will the plane be fixed so we can leave here while I'm still young?
Noah: I don't know. Did we land in the Seventies?

Chris: Make the interns fill the pool, and it's a paid vacation!
Owen: Hey, wait up! Doc says I'm okay to compete!
Chris: (Via bullhorn) Owen's back!
Alejandro:(Sighs) Vacation's over.

Aftermath 2: Revenge Of The TelethonEdit

Leshawna: Taking out Heather was fun, don't get me wrong. But she's still in the game and I'm here! I wish I'd smacked Alejandro!
Bridgette: I know, he's the worst! With that evil mind and that...silky...hair...(realizes what she's saying) Ugh! Evil!
Geoff: I've gotta admit, I'm kind of relieved that I'm not the only dude whose chick went soft for that Ale-jerk-dro.

(After Leshawna stops dancing)

Harold: You nailed it, Legoddess.
Leshawna: You know it, ginger babycakes!

Blaineley: (showing footage of Alejandro) Check it out, Bridgette. Audience surveys showed that people loved it when you drooled over Fabulandro.
Bridgette: I'm sorry, but I have a boyfriend. (puts a bag over her head) I'm not even looking.
Blaineley: Keep those donations coming, and I'll keep the drama coming! Oh, Bridgette, you have got to see this!

Bridgette: Thank you for being so cool about this, babe. You're the best.
Geoff: It's easy to be cool when I've got you by my side, babe. (they kiss)
Blaineley: No! No kissing! Aw, you ruined all the drama!

I See London...Edit

Sierra: (From inside Jack The Ripper's sack) We didn't kiss! I want my kiss!

Owen: Why don't you like Al? He's great.
Noah: I don't trust the guy. He's like an eel dipped in grease, swimming in motor oil.
Owen: Dirty?
Noah: Slippery. Think about it. He's like Heather, only with social skills.

Chris: And that's why Team Amazon wins today's competish.
Team Amazon: YES!!
Noah and Owen: WHAT?! Uh-oh!

Greece's PiecesEdit

Gwen: (Confessional) What am I doing? The moment I finally become friend..ish with Courtney, I kiss her boyfriend! I'm a horrible person! If it happens again, I'll tell her. Oh, is it wrong that I really really want it to happen again?

Duncan: (Confessional) Tyler saw me and Gwen kissing, and now he's all freaked out, but I think he knows better than to talk about it. He better know better!
Tyler: (Confessional) I'm bad with secrets.
Alejandro: (Confessional) Duncan and Tyler...I must figure out what's going on there, and use it.

Tyler: I saw Duncan and Gwen kiss!
Courtney: WHAT?!
Tyler: Whoa, that's a load off.
Alejandro: He said he saw- (Courtney snarls at Gwen)

Courtney: (To Gwen) HOW COULD YOU?! I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIEND...ISH! I HATE YOU, I HATE YOU!

Chris: Alejandro blew it in the hurdles, which forced the tiebreaker, which is why you're all here. Plus, he knocked himself out cold trying to outman a girl. All this, while his hair was in a ponytail.
Alejandro: What does my hair have to do with-

The Ex-FilesEdit

Gwen: Everyone, freeze. We are on a minefield.
Sierra: Way to lead, New Heather.
Gwen: (Confessional) New Heather?

Gwen: What are we gonna do?
Courtney: Why don't you make out with the minefield's boyfriend?

Tyler: I don't think they stole your memory, Owen.
Owen: Oh, but they did, Tyler! I can't even remember your name, or Duncan's name or Al's name or Chris or the Total Drama plane or Mom's cheese cellar back home, or any of us! Oh, wait a minute...I think I'm good. Oh, how you doing, Al?

Heather: Are you listening to me?
Courtney: (writing as she chants) Gothie's going down, Gothie's going down, Gothie's going down...!
Heather: (Confessional) Izzy, you have been replaced.

Picnic At Hanging DorkEdit

Owen: Act like you're crushing on Heather, and she'll go home, same as Bridgette and Leshawna!
Duncan: Bridgette and Leshawna? I thought I was the only guy who snagged double gold in the Babe Olympics.
Alejandro: Uh...yes. I was truly fond of both. Sadly, the fates were against us. I suppose I could attempt a false seduction, but it goes against the gentleman's code.
Duncan: There's a code for that crud?
Alejandro: And if I seduce Heather, Courtney will remain unaffected. If only we could weaken both at once.
Duncan: Easy. Heather's kind of into you, right? So, seduce Courtney.

Heather: (Confessional) Al and Courtney? No chance. He's up to something.

Alejandro: Hola, Courtney, your emu is the luckiest creature on Earth. It has the privilege of carrying you. See you at the top! (Passes Courtney)
Courtney: Did Duncan see that?
Heather: He's the only one who didn't!

Alejandro: Courtney's coming along, but I still don't have her trust.
Duncan: Just follow my lead. (Acting in Courtney's earshot) Not cool, man, not cool!
Alejandro: (Also acting) But she's your ex! And I cannot help the way I feel about her!

Alejandro: I've been thinking about the future.
Courtney: You have?
Alejandro: Yes. Tomorrow, and the day after, and even the day after that.
Courtney: I'm aware of what the future means.
Alejandro: Not when it comes to me.

Sweden SourEdit

Courtney: I bet you say that to every pretty competitor.
Alejandro: Ah, but you are the only pretty competitor here.
Heather: (Pretends to cough) Ugly!

Alejandro: (Confessional) Usually, Courtney would be a much greater challenge, but being dumped by Duncan has completely thrown her. Now I only need give her a cookie to secure her trust. This is what I will do with that trust...(Crushes cookie)

Heather: (Trying to get Courtney and Alejandro's attention) Oh no! Did I just sit in some gum?
Sierra: Nope.
Heather: I think I sat in gum! Oh no!
Sierra: Nope, you're all good.

(Heather glances over, Courtney and Alejandro are completely blanking her)

Heather: (Loudly) Someone look at my booty! Is it-
Sierra: Totally clean! Wow, obsessed much?

(Everyone in Sweden is shivering)

Alejandro: (To Courtney) May I offer my Latin warmth? (Holds her, whispers) Let's make Duncan crazy.
Courtney: Thanks, Alehunkdro.

Alejandro: (Ripping his shirt off) I'll pull from the bow.
Duncan: With your shirt off?
Alejandro: Questions are for later! Actions are for now! Push like the wind.
Duncan: He sure does talk pretty for a guy.

(The teams are building boats)

Duncan: (groaning) Why am I the only one pushing?

(Owen's stomach gurgles violently, as it cuts to him in the bathroom.)

Owen: How long can you hold in a fart before it becomes dangerous? One time, I held it in the entire day during school, and when I farted in last hour it ripped my pants.

(cuts back to Sweden, where Owen's stomach gurgles violently again.)

Duncan: Dude, are you about to fart?
Owen: CAN'T... HOLD IT... ANY LONGER!
Duncan: Oh, man, I think he's gonna blow!

(Owen slides around on the ice until falling and releasing a giant fart that melts the ice.)

Chris: THE ICE IS MELTING! Will Owen's poor digestion finally kill us all? And will Cody finally get over Gwen? Find out after the break. EVERY HOST FOR HIMSELF!

Heather: Okay, what is your problem?
Alejandro: Surely I do not have to explain it to you. We are in a competition.
Heather: Oh, sure. So picking off my teammates while you totally blank me is strategy now?
Alejandro: Indeed it is. When dealing with jealousy-
Heather: I am not jealous, you arrogant-
'Alejandro: Of course I refer to Courtney. I must make her believe no one else exists for me. If she is focused on us, you can blind-side her. Believe me, Heather, the only woman I want to look at is you.

Aftermath 3: AftermayhemEdit

Blaineley: It's time for another installment of...say it with me...That's Gonna Leave A Mark!

(Awkward silence)

Blaineley: Would it kill you to play along?

Blaineley: So Bridgette, the last time you were this cold, you made out with a pole.

Trent: (Awkwardly to Gwen) Oh, hey. So...Duncan? Didn't see that coming.

Niagara BrawlsEdit

Courtney: If you let us live, I'll tutor any brain-dead person that requires it, even Duncan!
Duncan: If we live, I'll forget she ever said that!
Cody: If we live, I'll let Sierra kiss me. (Everyone stares at him) What? Like we're gonna make it.
Sierra: (Gasps) I..want...my...KISS!

Sierra: Don't worry, Cody. I will restore your breathing and save your life.
Cody: My breathing is just- (Sierra pins him down, kissing him) Okay, now I can't breathe!

Courtney: (Confessional) Eliminate Duncan from game is now number 2 on my to-do list. Welcome to number 1, Heather!

Chris: Two votes for Heather...
Heather: What? Did Courtney vote twice?

Chinese Fake-OutEdit

Alejandro: Courtney is in need of some aid!
Duncan: Oh, you wanna watch her squirm for awhile? Cool!

Duncan: (while Chris is on the phone) If it's Courtney, tell her she's a loser.
Courtney: Ahem!
Alejandro: Courtney! I am filled with relief.
Courtney: Oh? Well, I am filled with rage.

Blaineley: Heather and Alejandro, just give it up and make out already!
Heather: Can you get her out of here?

African Lying SafariEdit

Duncan: Speaking of failed romance, you want me to hit the common area so you two lovebirds can start building your nest?
Heather and Alejandro: Yeah, right! As if! (realizing they're speaking in unison) Stop it!
Duncan: Blaineley was right! You two are so lame for each other.

Chris: (Watching Heather) Unlike the D-man, Alejandro's girlfriend is a batting fiend. (One of Heather's plums hits Alejandro) Oh yeah, they're meant for each other.
Heather and Alejandro: Shut up, Chris!
Alejandro: (realizing they spoke in unison again) OK, this is ridiculous!

Alejandro: We simply continue to act awkward around each other in front of the others, while we secretly combine-
Alejandro and Heather: -our powers and knock everyone else out of the ring.
Heather: (in reference to speaking in unison) That has to stop. But I am in on the alliance.

Rapa-phooeyEdit

Cody: (happy) Sierra left me alone all night!
Alejandro: She did try to sneak in. Seven times. But I sleep with one eye open for a reason!
Cody: (Hugging him) Thank you!
Alejandro: Please, my friend. It was nothing. (Tries to push Cody off, but fails) Could we get up before someone sees us?

Heather: I do NOT need to be insulted. Or to kiss Alejandro!

Sierra: (Pulling out a blue egg) I've got one!
Alejandro: Blue's my colour! Thank you, Sierra, you are so kind to-

(Sierra drops the egg)

Sierra: Oops! I guess that's what happens when you're a home-wrecking husband-stealer and destroyer of dreams!

(Everyone is looking within the carvings of former competitors' heads)

Heather: Wow, Courtney is useful for something.
Alejandro: I wish I could say the same for Lindsay...wait...no, nothing but air.

Heather: Your boyfriend is a loser to let Alejandro cosy up to him.

Alejandro: The giant condor has been known to peck the eyes of predators.
Heather: But I like my eyes!
Alejandro: As do I, especially when they're shooting daggers. (Heather glares at him) Yes, like that.

Awwww, DrumhellerEdit

Cody: (Dreaming) Of course I'll marry you, Gwen! Sierra? Oh, she had quite a bad rollerskating accident. Don't worry your pretty head about- (Sierra wakes him up) What are you doing?
Sierra: You were having a terrible nightmare!

Cody: You took Alejandro up to First Class because you're totally in love with him!
Heather: I am not! Why does everybody keep saying that?

Sierra: At least dinosaurs only killed people for food! You kill people for fun!
Heather: People weren't even around when there were dinosaurs.
Sierra: I don't mean actual people, okay? I mean relationships, and souls!
Heather: I don't even know what we're talking about here.
Sierra: We're talking about the fact that you're pure evil!

Heather: Could you put me down?
Alejandro: You will never, never, never vote for me.
Heather: Of course not. There's only like two votes left anyway.
Alejandro: Promise?
Heather: I promise. Now could you cut the King Kong act and put me the Heller down?

(Sierra has accidentally blown up the plane with the sparklers on a cake she made for Cody's birthday)

Cody: Are you okay?
Sierra: It was chocolate, your favourite!
Alejandro: Are you okay?
Sierra: Do I LOOK okay? (Her hair falls off)
Chris: (angrily) Oh, she's fine! Although what with the blowing up my plane incident, she's out of the game!

Aftermath 4: Hawaiian StyleEdit

Geoff: Please welcome...Owen, Courtney and Duncan!
Courtney: Why did I get intro-ed with Owen and jerkface?

Beth: (On seeing bandaged Blaineley) What did you do to the mean blonde person?

Courtney: There's no way Cody can beat Alejandro, if he can't even fend off Sierra.
Owen: Yeah, but she's persistent.
Courtney: Alejandro blew all of you off the map. He's the best player the game's ever had.

Bridgette: (On bandaged Blaineley) I'm the only person who feels sorry for her? Will someone volunteer to look after her? Owen, come on, you're a nice guy.
Owen: Um...I can't, cause we're not on the same team!
Bridgette: Wait, how is it that Alejandro has five people on his team, but Heather only has one? Owen, Justin, Eva and Leshawna, you're on Team Heather!

(Harold is choosing an animal for Team Cody)

Harold: Why are there so many vicious ones?

(Pause)

Geoff: You know this is a half-hour show, right?
Harold: Technically, it's twenty-two minutes, and that includes opening and closing credits.

Bridgette: Courtney, have you got a choice for Alejandro?
Courtney: I'm gonna go jaguar, Bridgette.
Geoff: Jaguar? Are you sure?
Courtney: Of course I am! They're smart, they're lean, they're fast...
Geoff: They're spotty, you shouldn't leave them alone with your kitten...Okay then!

Harold: Prepare to lose to my mad skills!
Courtney: Prepare to lose to my...sane ones!

Planes, Trains, and CodymobilesEdit

Chris: As usual, you two are thinking of nothing but yourselves. What about the bigger humanitarian crisis - how am I supposed to keep this face fresh without my hyperbolic chamber?

Alejandro: (Confessional) Heather has a way of making my focus slip, like a too-small speedo. This race is my redemption. As long as I travel alone, she can't distract me with her clever words, or her distrustful eyes, or the way she tucks her hair behind those cute little earlobes...argh! Focus!

(Sierra offers Cody her wheelchair to use in his hot air balloon)

Sierra: So what if I perish here, my bones bleaching along with the dinosaur carcasses? It's worth it to help my Cody-bunny-candy-kins! I won't take no for an answer!
Cody: Seriously. Wow. You're amazing. You know, when I first met you, I thought you were just my number one fan. But now, you're a true friend.
Sierra: Aren't we just a little more than friends? Just a teensy bit?
Cody: Uh, sure. We're...uh...best friends!

Chris: Uh, Cody, dude?
Cody: Watch where you're going!
Chris: Are you sitting on Sierra's lap?
Cody: So?

Sierra: I spy with my little eye, something that is cute!
Cody: Seagull? Cloud shaped like a monkey?
Sierra: (giggles) No, you, silly! Your turn!
Cody: I spy with my little eye, something that is - (sees dark clouds ahead) GONNA KILL US!

Cody: I can't steer!
Sierra: We're gonna die! Quick, kiss me!
Cody: Uh...false alarm, steering, steering!

Alejandro: So long, Heather! I think I'll miss your legs most of all- (Heather jumps, knocking him over)
Heather: The only one who's leaving is you!

(Sierra tries to get the fireworks seller to give her the fireworks before payment, but only gets his attention when mentioning Cody)

Fireworks seller: Cody from Total Drama? He's up against Heather? Right now?
Sierra: You're a fan? Me too!

Sierra: Get up!
Cody: Why? Face the facts, it's over!
Sierra: You want a number one fan, mister? That comes with responsibility! You can't let me and the rest of your fanbase down like this! The blogisphere will never let you hear the end of it! So come on already!
Cody: You really think I can do it?
Sierra: I know you can! Now get up!

Alejandro: I hate you.
Heather: I feel exactly the same!

Hawaiian PunchEdit

Sadie: Go Team Alejandro! He's even hotter in person.
Heather: Why are they in teams, and why does my team suck?

Cody: Wait...Al hates being called Al? Gosh, Al! Owen must've called Al 'Al', like, a thousand times! Huh, Al? Poor Al!

Alejandro: Maybe once this game is over...
Heather: You're hitting on me now?
Alejandro: Don't flatter yourself. So long, Senorita Loser!

Cody: Don't give up, or the bad guy wins!
Heather: You mean...I'm the good guy?

Alejandro: Admit it, you're in love with me.
Heather: What? I don't love you, I love...uh...hate! I meant, I hate you!

(After Alejandro kiss Heather then she kick him on the groin)

Heather: A little something called "Victory"! So long, sucker! (Push Alejandro on the ice out the edge of volcano)
Alejandro: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

(Canadian version only)

Alejandro: Hey, where's my prize money? I demand to get what's coming to me! (Is covered in lava)
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