The Really Loud House

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The Really Loud House is an American workplace comedy comedy-drama single-camera teen family musical pop rock drama comedy situation comedy sitcom television series of live-action spin-off series based on the animated series.

Season 1

The Macho Man With the Plan [1.1]

Lincoln: [wakes up] Today is a big day. Today is the day Lincoln Loud becomes a man. [gets out of bed] And I am super pumped! [cut to him in the bathroom, brushing his hair] I've always been known as the Man with the Plan, but tonight, I'm gonna take it up a notch. My best friend Clyde and I will be watching the Rip Hardcore Midnight Marathon and getting our official Macho Man badges.

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[The Louds kids gather in the living room for a family meeting while talking over each other]

Lynn Sr.: Order! Order!

Rita: Zip it, people! [the kids quiet down] Your father said order.

Lynn Sr.: That I did. Now. [clears throat] As some of you may have heard…

Siblings except Lily: [deadpan] We know. Tomorrow's your half-birthday.

Lily: [joining in] Day!

Lynn Sr.: Tomorrow is my half-birthday, but that's not what this meeting's about. But feel free to mark it on your calendars. [chuckles] Moving on. Lucy…

Lucy: [as her siblings look at her] What?

Lynn Sr.: …has been up for three days straight, and last night she scared the bejeezus out of me. So, there's gonna be a new rule around here.

Lincoln: [to the viewers] Probably gonna be no more sneaking up on people.

Lucy: [slides next to him and jumpscares him] You think so?

Lincoln: You really should start wearing a bell.

Lynn Sr.: And the new rule is… Everyone goes to bed before midnight, not one minute later.

Lincoln: NOOOO! This isn't fair! It's Lucy's fault! Why should we have to suffer?! [he and all his sisters start protesting]

Lynn Sr.: Order! Order! Don't make me have to count! Here we go! One, two--

Rita: [holds up her fist, silencing the siblings] You did it, honey.

Lynn Sr.: Sorry I had to be so harsh with them. In this house, it's all for one and one for all.

Rita: And Lucy's not the first kid to make a mistake.

Lynn Sr.: Yeah, Mom's right. You've all been responsible for new rules around here.

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[Lincoln gathers his sisters in Lisa and Lily's room]

Lincoln: Ok, so here's the plan. Tonight at midnight, you guys will take Dad out to Jean Juan's French Mex for a half-birthday celebration. I will stay here and watch the Rip Hardcore Midnight Marathon and get my Macho Man Badge.

Lori: Look, Lincoln, I'm only home from college for two days, and we all have a lot of stuff to do. So if you want us to help you, you're gonna have to help us with our stuff.

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Lisa: I'm entering Todd in a robotics competition, and it seems another contestant also has a robot named Todd.

Lincoln: Why can't he change his robot name?

Lisa: [sighs] His Todd was named after his recently-deceased grandfather. Some guys have all the luck.

Lincoln: So you need me to come up with a new name for Robot Todd?

Lisa: Precisely.

Lincoln: How about Beau?

Lisa: No.

Lincoln: Jamie?

Lisa: Lamey. This is a list of names that I don't like. [shows a massive board filled with X'ed out names, then flips it over to show the other side is also full of X'ed out names]

Todd: We've been here for hours.

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[Nighttime at Jean Juan's French Mex Buffet; The Louds, and Todd, disguised as Lincoln, are all assembled for Lynn Sr.'s half-birthday]

Lynn Sr.: I am having such a good time. [chuckles] Lynn, how's that beef baguette in a bread bowl?

Lynn: Great! Perfect pre-game meal for my hockey championship tomorrow. Carbo load! [keeps eating]

Rita: You still need to chew carbs, sweetie.

Lynn: [mouth full] I do?

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Todd: It seems there really is no stronger bond than family.

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The Blemish Dilemish [1.4]

[Daytime at Royal Woods Middle School…]

Lincoln: Ok, people. We're not leaving here until we've come up with some hot stories. Let's go, the news doesn't make itself.

Clyde: Actually, it does.

Lincoln: Helping or hurting, Clyde, helping or hurting? I'm sorry. I'm a little on edge this morning.

Rusty: [leaning in close to Zach and Liam] He's got a butt pimple that's been revealing barking at him.

[Zach and Liam both wince in disgust]

Lincoln: I wanted to keep that between us, Rusty. I guess I should have been more clear when I said, "Let's keep that between us." Now, does anyone have a news story? [Stella raises up her hand] Stella.

Stella: Are butt pimples contagious?

Zach: I have absolute proof that the school nurse might be an alien.

Liam: I don't know what's wrong with that melon story I pitched. Thing's grown to darn near the size of a baby head.

Clyde: What's the hook? Why are we watching?

Liam: Because, it's grown to darn near the size of a baby head. You put a live feed on that and the audience will be happier than a kitten chasing a leaky cow.

Lincoln: So we got nothing.

Liam: Is that nothing with the melon, or nothing without the melon?

Rusty: Thank God for "Real Talk with Rusty". Without my show, our ratings would be in the toilet.

Lincoln: [to the viewers] "Real Talk with Rusty" has been the top-rated middle school news show in the tri-state area for seven months running.

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Lynn Sr.: [inspecting Leni's sunburned arm] What did I tell you about sunbathing on the roof?

Leni: Don't fall off.

Lynn Sr.: Just pour some of this on it.

Leni: Ranch dressing?

Lynn Sr.: Uh-uh. Cool ranch.

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Luan: Our brother has a butt pimple.

Luna: It's the only thing standing between him and what might be true love.

Leni: A butt pimple!

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The Banana Split Decision [1.6]

Lincoln: You wouldn't think my sisters and I would be so excited about parent-teacher conferences. But every year, Dad promises that if more than half of us get a positive review, he'll treat us to the biggest dessert in Royal Woods: Auntie Pam's Banana Split in a Canoe!

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Lincoln: I hate to throw my parents under the bus, but we're talking about a canoe full of ice cream. Come on.

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I Wanna Hold Your Hand [1.8]

Lincoln: [coming out of the front door; stiffly] If you're a Royal Woods middle schooler, today is the biggest day of the year, the annual Kangaroo Hop, the Super Bowl of middle school dances.

Liam: Cut! You're all stiff, like a baby calf in a blizzard.

Lincoln: Sorry, Liam.

Liam: Haven't you ever talked to a camera before?

Lincoln: [to the viewers] Liam is really excited about getting to shoot his first solo Action News piece, a documentary about the Kangaroo Hop.

Liam: You know what? I'm gonna scrap the opening for now and get some B-roll of the decorations committee.

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No Louds Allowed [1.12]

Lincoln: Order! Order! Order!

Lynn Sr.: Is he allowed to call family meetings now?

Rita: This better be important. [sighs as Lily suddenly starts bawling off-screen] Lily's on a sleep strike. We only slept 28 minutes last night. Oh, we should do the stroller trick.

Lynn Sr.: Mm-hm.

Lincoln: I've called this family meeting to address the constant infringement on my personal space, A.K.A. my bedroom. Which isn't very big to begin with.

Lana: Your room's not that small.

Lincoln: Lana, I have to step outside to change my mind.

Lynn Sr.: [chuckles] You know, I should tell more jokes in my family meetings. [Rita gives him a stern look] I'll get the stroller.

Luna: Lincoln, you're the only one without a roommate.

Clyde: I beg to differ. I'm here quite often, and this morning, my cubby had an engine block in it.

Lana: That's a carburetor, dude.

Clyde: Great. That's much more normal.

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Lana: You guys didn't let us into your club.

Lisa: Well, Leni and Luna didn't let us into their club.

Luna: Well, Clyde and Lincoln didn't let us into their club.

Clyde: Hey, we had a very good reason for that. Lincoln, what was the reason?

Lincoln: I don't know. But I'm getting some of those chicken wings.

Lynn: You cross that line, you're gonna get decked by one of those wings.

Lincoln: You wouldn't.

Lana: [throws a chicken wing at Lincoln as he crosses the line] No, but I would. Oh, and by the way… [eats one] They're delicious.

Lincoln: Well, then maybe you should try them with some… [grabs some tortilla chips and dips them in guacamole and sauce] Nachos. [throws them at Lana]

[Clyde laughs at her as she wipes the nachos off herself]

Lynn: Oh, is that funny, Clyde? Because the potato skins… are hilarious! [throws some potato skins at him]

[Leni throws a meatball in Luna's left eye]

Luna: Leni… why'd you do that?

Leni: I don't know. Seemed fun.

Lisa: [grabs another meatball and throws it at Leni's dress] It is fun.

Clyde: Nothing's more fun than guacamole! [grabs a fistful of guacamole and throws it at Lynn]

Lucy: [as Lynn throws some stuffing at her in retaliation] That was a mistake.

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Sweet Dreams Are Made of Cheese [1.14]

Rita: [as the twins pour themselves some cereal with plates of broccoli behind them] Uh-uh. You're not eating another thing until you finish this broccoli.

Lola: Broccoli's gross.

Lana: And cold.

Rita: Well, it was warm when I served it to you last night.

Lana: But we don't wanna waste all this delicious cereal when there's so many hungry people in the world.

Rita: Well, Lisa and Mr. Nibbles can eat it. [takes the cereal bowls away as the twins groan]

Lincoln: Mr. Nibbles loves his cereal.

Lisa: Mr. Nibbles won't be receiving any tasty rewards until he successfully completes this week's mouse maze.

Luan: [enters the kitchen] If he did complete it, it would be "a-maze-ing." [laughs; no response] "A-maze-ing?" Because the mouse goes through the maze?

Rita: I love you, sweetheart.

Luan: That joke would've been funny if Mr. Coconuts was here. Has anyone seen him? He's been lost for three days.

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What's a Mother to Redo? [1.19]

[Lynn Sr. and the Loud sisters are preparing a Mother's Day breakfast in the kitchen for Rita with Lincoln and Clyde filming the whole thing]

Clyde: And we're rolling.

Lincoln: This is gonna be the greatest Mother's Day ever.

Lynn Sr.: And now for the star of the show: Mom's favorite breakfast fajitas. [carefully removes the fajitas from the oven] Sorry, dads everywhere. Here we go. This was a great idea, Lynn.

Lana: This was my idea.

Lynn: You said Mexican food. I had the idea for the smokin' fajitas.

Lucy: I had the idea to burn the toast.

Leni: Okay, well, it was my idea to use the plate.

Lynn Sr.: [stopping the arguing] Hey, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! It is Mother's Day. I get half the credit, and you divide the rest by eleven.

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[Lynn Sr. holds a meeting in Lisa and Lily's room after the breakfast fajitas accidentally injured Rita's legs]

Lynn Sr.: That is not the face of a Happy Mother's Day.

Lisa: That definitely stung.

Lynn Sr.: Now while I bear a quarter of the blame, the rest is yours divided by eleven.

Loud kids: What?

Lana: I mean, it was Lynn's idea to do the fajitas.

Lynn: Yeah, because you said Mexican food.

Lana: That was after the fact that you said…

[Everyone starts arguing]

Lynn Sr.: Okay, okay, alright, alright, alright! Let's not play the blame game! We all had a hand in this.

Lincoln: Not me and Clyde. We didn't mess up.

Clyde: Yeah.

Lincoln: We just captured it on film.

Clyde: With excellent framing and crisp sound.

Lynn Sr.: Look, the point is, the greatest mom ever deserves the greatest Mother's Day ever.

Lana: She's the best.

Lynn: Yeah, you're right, Pops.

Lynn Sr.: And now that her burns are healed, it's the perfect time for a redo. So you guys get busy with some fresh ideas, and I'm gonna go give Mom the good news.

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