The Loud House (season 5)
season of television series
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The Loud House (2016–present) is an American animated television series created by Chris Savino for Nickelodeon. The series revolves around the chaotic everyday life of an accident-prone boy named Lincoln Loud, who survives as the middle child and only son in a large family of 11 children.
Schooled! [5.1-5.2]
edit- Lincoln: OK everybody, up top. [all five high-five] First middle school high five, check. Who's ready to rock day one? [Everyone groans]
- Rusty: I know I am. Grew this sweet new 'stache over the summer, so I'm golden.
- Zach: OK, A: I'd hardly call that a 'stache. And B: why can't you just admit you're nervous like the rest of us?
- Lincoln: Guys, there's nothing to be nervous about. Especially because we'll all be together in Mrs. Salter's class, which Lynn said rules.
- Clyde: But Lincoln, we're gonna get eaten alive! We're not big fish anymore.
- Lincoln: Everybody calm down, I'm telling you. [blows harmonica and clears his throat.] As long as we're together, we'll be fine.
Episode 5
editCow Pie Kid [5.5a]
edit- Announcer: Now pitching for the Kangaroos is rookie Liam Hunnicut! Word is that captain Lynn Loud recruited him from the farm after seeing him toss some cow pies. Let's see how this kid does with a baseball.
Saved By the Spell [5.5b]
edit- Lincoln: Thanks for buying me a snack, Clyde. You have no idea how much it costs to feed and house a dove.
- Clyde: You bet. Just two best friends sharing some dried apples! Nothing unusual at all.
- Meryl: Those are some healthy choices, boys!
- Zach: Hey, guys! Fancy running into you here.
- Lincoln: At school?
- Zach: [waves a pocket watch] Behold, this antique pocket watch. Look closely at it and relax your mind.
- Lincoln: Zach, why are you showing me an old watch?
- Zach: Shh. Just focus on the watch. Let's talk about dancing. It's so cool. You want to dance. You need to dance.
- Lincoln: [stops the watch] Nice try, Zach, but I'm sticking with my magic act. [leaves]
- Zach: I don't understand why it didn't work.
- [The two exit before the camera reveals Zack unknowingly hypnotized Meryl instead; she dances for two uncomfortable students.]
- Meryl: I wanna boot-scoot! I need to boot-scoot! Aw, yeah, aw, yeah!
Episode 16
editGrub Snub [5.16a]
edit- Rusty: Mind if I get next? I don't get A's very often.
- Fiona: Sorry, dude. Miguel's gonna be here for a while. He's on a roll.
- Jackee: Only 10,000 more tickets, and he has enough to win the Rip Hardcore Waffle Iron!
- Teens: [singing] Waffles!
- Clyde: I've been saving up my tickets for years trying to win that! [sulks sadly]
- [Outside of Gus', Lincoln is trying to convince Leni and her friends to stop hanging out]
- Leni: I'm really sorry, Lincoln, but Gus' is the only hangout that works for all of my friends.
- [Fiona, Miguel, Jackee and Mandee all agree]
- Lincoln: Seriously? There's nowhere else? What about the Burpin' Burger?
- Miguel: [offended] How dare you? I'm recently vegetarian.
- Lincoln: Okay, what about the Burnt Bean?
- Jackee: don't do hot liquids.
- Lincoln: Leni, we're done with you (and your friends) hanging out here!
- Liam: Yeah, now get! Don't make us huck any more ice at y'all.
- Leni: The baby rocks was you? Not cool, Lincoln.
- Fiona: Yeah, if you're gonna pull dirty tricks, there's no way we're leaving.
She's all Bat [5.16b]
edit- Lola: Wait! [snatches poster; Lucy halts] Believe it or not, there IS a heart under all this fabulousness. I have always considered it my mission to spread glitter and glamour... [cakes the poster with glitter] ...to EVERY corner of this Earth.