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ALFRED E. NUEMAN Quotes

These exact quotes can be found on [1] and [2]:

• Getting old is when a narrow waist and a broad mind change places

• How come stealing from one book is plagiarism, but stealing from many is research?

• Teenagers are people who act like babies if they're not treated like adults

• A teacher is someone who talks in our sleep

• Blood is thicker than water . . . but it makes lousy lemonade

• "Prison inmates are treated to cable TV, hot meals and a college education, while on the outside some people can only afford these things through a life of crime!"

• "Thank's to the new welfare bill, the question "Paper or plastic?" now refers to many American's sleeping arrangements!"

• "In retrospect it becomes clear that hindsight is definitely overrated!"

• "Most people are so lazy, they don't even exercise good judgement!"

• "If opera is entertainment, then falling off a roof is transportation!"

• "A college jock is someone who minds his build instead of vice versa!"

76.75.125.8 03:10, 22 July 2010 (UTC)

PART II

• "How come we choose from just two people for President, and fifty for Miss America?"

• "Who says nothing is impossible? Some people do it every day!"

• "You can be on the right track and still get hit by a train!"

• "The U.N. is a place where governments opposed to free speech demand to be heard!"

• "A plastic surgeon's office the only place where no one gets offended when you pick your nose!"

• "Smoking helps you lose weight -- one lung at a time!"

• "Today, if you ask a car dealer to let you see something for 10 grand, he'll show you the door!"

"Medical insurance is what allows people to be ill at ease!" 76.75.125.8 03:15, 22 July 2010 (UTC)

Mad (TV series)

Should there be a page on this wiki of quotes from the Mad TV show on Cartoon Network? I'm just asking. User:MrJoshbumstead

• There is now a page for the Mad (TV series) . ~ ♞☤☮♌︎Kalki ⚚⚓︎⊙☳☶⚡ 02:58, 15 January 2024 (UTC)