Bob's Burgers (season 7)

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Bob's Burgers is an American adult animated sitcom created by Loren Bouchard for Fox. The series centers on the Belchers—parents Bob and Linda, and their children Tina, Gene, and Louise—who run a hamburger restaurant.

Flu-ouise [7.01]

Bob: You do not want that flu bug. I had it and it gave me weird fever dreams. I dreamt I was in a book club with my cousin Vanessa,

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(Air horn blares)

Bob: Tina, I thought we took the air horn away from you.

Tina: Did you hide it in your underwear drawer?

Gene: Yes.

Tina: We know about the underwear drawer.

Gene: And about your underwear. Not-so-tighty-not-so-whitey!

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Bob: [Linda's voice] So listen, none shall pass... gas, Oh, Just kidding.

Sea Me Now [7.02]

Teddy : You know that boat that I've been fixing up?

Louise : Yoooou've mentioned it.

Teddy : Well, I finally got her shipshape, and I thought it'd be fun to take you all out.

Louise : Kill us?

Teddy: No, take you out for a boat ride.

Teen-a Witch [7.03]

Mr. Ambrose: Ugggh! You've been a witch for what? Two days? Take it down a notch! You're playing with powerful forces; this is not kids stuff.

Tina: I am powerful forces.

Mr. Ambrose: Witch, please!

They Serve Horses, Don't They? [7.04]

Jimmy: Notice anything different about me?

Tina: No, thank you.

Jimmy: Eh? Eh? I'm tan! Just got back from a week in the Bahamas. We had a blast. Except for Jimmy Jr. He forgot to put on sunblock. Now he looks like a dog's ding-dong.

Tina: Aw!

Large Brother, Where Fart Thou? [7.05]

(Doorbell buzzes)

Bob : We should build a fort with the cushions.That way, even if he gets in, he won't see us.

Gerald the Accountant : Okay, but I'm still sad, so I want my own room in the fort to reflect and figure out where to go from here.

Bob: You absolutely deserve that.

The Quirkducers [7.06]

Louise Belcher: How you doing girl?

Tina Belcher: Um, not great. I feel like my soul has diarrhea.

The Last Gingerbread House on the Left [7.07]

Bob: Maybe we should just pack it in. Go home and drink the kind of hot coco

Ex Mach Tina [7.08]

Mr. Frond: They're looking for a student to participate in their Robotic Mobility Program. Or rump for short.

Tina: Rump? I'm listening.

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Jimmy Junior: Tinabot, commence to the AV closet. I want to show you something. It's something I haven't shown anyone. Not even Zeke.

Tina: Wow, a secret, and a zekeret.

Bob Actually [7.09]

Receptionist: Sorry ballroom's been cancelled. The teacher just waltzed out of here. Get it? I'm kidding. She died.

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Science Teacher: Ok class, today we're going to dissect a banana. We only have 2, so get into groups of 13.

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Louise: Oh no, if I don't do something about this Regular Sized Rudy is getting big time screwdy.

There's No Business Like Mr. Business Business [7.10]

Tina: Maybe this is our wake-up call. We should stop eating cat food.

Gene: I have been throwing up on the rug.

Tina: So let's do it. We'll have a normal day where we don't think about cat food at all.

Gene: Everyone ready to go to the cat food audition today?

Tina: Oh damn it.

Louise: Atta girl.

A Few 'Gurt Men [7.11]

Bob: And we can't forget the most important role of all

Tina: With great jury comes great responsibility.

Like Gene for Chocolate [7.12]

Gene (after eating new-style chocolate): No, no, no, eh, eh, bleh! (falls on the floor). WHY?! Why, why, why, why, why?!

Tina: So not great?

Gene: Bleh! Bleh! Bleh! Bleh!

Tina: So what's the verdict?

Clerk: Hey, hey, hey, hey, kid, you got to pay for that.

Gene: Why would they do this to me? Why would they change Chunky Blast Offs? And where's Ronnie? (grabs checkout desk). I want my usual convenience store checkout guy!

Clerk: Ronnie joined the Peace Corps.

Gene: NOOOOOO!

Some people say that 50 Cent is Chunky Blast Offs.

The Grand Mama-Pest Hotel [7.13]

Tina: I'm going to bed. I don't remember which room I'm in but I'm sure I'll recognize the door.

Gene: She's going to be wandering around up there all night.

Louise: Yup, she belongs to the hotel now.

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Dillon: I still can't believe your mom. Those were some crazy smother mother moves last night.

Tina: Yeah. As Bernadette would say, give me some space.

Aquaticism [7.14]

Linda: I like sandwiches.

Gene: You smell like you do.

Linda: You smell interesting too. You own a toothbrush, or are you still shopping around?

Ain't Miss Debatin [7.15]

Henry: Now we need to find some passion in your delivery. What really gets you going?

Tina: You mean what makes me tick?

Henry: What makes you tick-tick-tick explode? Think of things that get you mad. I think of when they canceled Firefly. You try.

Tina: I guess it makes me mad that they call it your bottom when it's in the middle.

Henry: Okay.

Tina: Or why do horseshoes only come in one style? Why can't they have horse sandals?

Henry: Find your Firefly, come on.

Tina: I got a Canadian quarter in change. It's worthless unless I take a special trip to Canada to buy gum. [groans]

Henry: You'll get there.

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Bob: It's the best movie of meat dancing and then its head falling off that I've ever seen. Since Magic Mike.

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Sasha: Tina, you seem to have noticed Duncan, our exchange student from somewhere.

Duncan: New Zealand.

Sasha: Right. It's so far away that Duncan went through puberty on the plane.

Duncan: It's true. I got pit scrubbies and other scrubbies, a couple of chesties. Oh, a new one. Want one?

Tina: Um, one of your chesties?

Duncan: Yeah. They just twist off. Want me to twist you off a chestie?

Tina: Yes? I-I mean no. No. No.

Duncan: Sasha, you want one?

Sasha: Yeah, I'll take one.

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Duncan: Buttle Rubbies.

The Laser-inth [7.18]

Tina Belcher: What are dinner dolls?

Gretchen: You need a doll to eat here. Like some restaurants say jacket required, or ma'am that bathing suit needs a bottom.

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Scalper: On this paper, you'll find a phone number. It's the direct line to the concession stand inside. Call it, and when the guy picks up, give him the pass phrase.

Bob: What's the pass phrase?

Scalper: The pass phrase is (whispering, rattled coughing)

Bob: Oh, God.

Scalper: Word to the wise: two guys work at the concession stand. One is cool, the other is not.

Bob: Okay. Um, what are their names?

Scalper: They're both named Nick.

Bob: Oh. Nice.

Scalper: If the uncool Nick answers, hang up right away.

Bob: How are we supposed to know which Nick we're talking to?

Scalper: You'll know the cool Nick, 'cause, you know, he sounds cool.

Bob: Okay.

Scalper: Another word to the wise.

Bob: Mm.

Scalper: The uncool Nick knows we do this, so sometimes he tries to sound cool, and he's very good. It's almost impossible to tell the difference.

Bob: Oh, my God.

Paraders of the Lost Float [7.21]

Bob: Wait, I know how we can get back in front of Pesto.

Gene: Bob, it's not a race.

Bob: That's right, it's not a race Lin. It's a war.

Gene: It's a race war.

Bob: Gene.

Into the Mild [7.22]

Austin: Quick question: how big is your crotch?

Bob: What?

Austin: For your harness. You look like a medium, but I don't want to assume.