Archer (season 9)

season of television series

Seasons: 1 2 3 4 5 - Vice 6 7 8 - Dreamland 9 - Danger Island | Main

The following is a list of quotes from the ninth season Archer Danger Island.

Archer: Danger Island – Strange PilotEdit

Reynaud: "Everyone one out! This hotel is closed until further notice!"
Malory: "How can you close me up? On what grounds?"
Reynaud: "I am shocked - shocked! - to find out that gambling is going on in here"
Malory: "Oh for…"
Whitney: "Ah-hah! Not to mention adultery. [points at Sterling] He seduced my wife: arrest him!"
Reynaud: "Monsieur, this is French territory: of course adultery is not illegal."
Sterling: "What about consensual buggery?"
Whitney: [sharp inhalation of breath]
Sterling: "Ahem...asking for a buddy.

Charlotte: "You destroyed my marriage!"
Sterling: "Hey, it takes 2 to tango"
Pam: "And obviously you guys already had some problems, so…."
Ray: "Zut alors!"
Charlotte: "You wanna talk problems?!" [drinks deeply from decanter]'" "My marriage is ruined: when my family find our why, they will disown me, as will all of New York society. I have no money, no job, no skills and no prospects - and it's all your fault! And so right now the only thing I want in this world - besides for you to die of some heretofore unknown form of eye-hole cancer - is to get off this god-forsaken island!!!"
[cut to plane leaving the island]
Charlotte: "And when does it come back?"
Pam: "2 weeks"
Charlotte: "And Whitney's on it?"
Pam: "Uh-huh"
Charlotte: [Cries]
Pam: "Ah, come on now, it's not that bad…"
Charlotte: "He has my passport…" [irony no.2]