Rocko's Modern Life
animated television series
Rocko's Modern Life is an American animated series premiered on September 18, 1993 to November 24, 1996. The series follows a Wallaby named Rocko and his friends, Heffer and Filburt.
Season 1 edit
Episode 2 edit
A Sucker for the Suck-O-Matic [1.2a] edit
- Rocko: I must cease this senseless sucking. It's stuck in suck!
- Rocko and Heffer: (reading) "How to turn off your Suck-o-Matic..." "In case Suck-o-Matic sucks instructions, see page 101..." "PREAPRE TO DIE?!?!?!" [the two scream]
Canned [1.2b] edit
Episode 4 edit
Who's For Dinner? [1.4a] edit
- Heffer: You're not my father! you're just a jerk in wolf's clothing! [starts bawling and runs out of the front door]
- [The Wolfe family glares at Rocko]
- Rocko: Well, [chuckles] I'm stuffed.
- Heffer: I guess no one loves me.
Season 2 edit
Episode 5 edit
Boob Tubed [2.5a] edit
Commuted Sentence [2.5b] edit
- [When Rocko is later for work too many times.]
- Mr. Smitty: I've tolerated your laziness for the last time, Rocko. If you are late again, consider yourself TERMINATED!!! Clear?
- Rocko: Crystal.
- [Impound Lot, everyone else is in line to get their cars back. In front of the line is a disgruntled Mr. Smitty who had parked in a no parking zone.]
- Mr. Smitty: I want my car back and I want it, NOW!
- Impound Lot Director: Let's take a look at this chart, shall we?
- [He sternly pulls down the chart and Mr. Smitty frowns.]
Episode 13 edit
Short Story [2.13a] edit
- Rocko: [after wishing he was bigger] Wow! This is great. [looks down at Spunky] Don't be afraid, Spunky. It's only me. [picks up Spunky and puts him in his shirt pocket] There you go, my little pal. Smell that fresh air.
Eyes Capades [2.13b] edit
Season 3 edit
Episode 8 edit
Fortune Cookie [3.8a] edit
- Filburt: It is only a stupid fortune cookie. I should listen to Rocko more often.
Dear John [3.8b] edit
- Rocko: My living room, it's a bathroom. My closet is a bathroom. My basement is a bathroom! My ballroom is a bathroom! Even my bathroom is a bathroom! Well, I guess that's okay. THERE'S TOO MANY BATHROOMS!!!!
- Bucky: Too many bathrooms? What do you mean? You can never have too many bathrooms.
- Rocko: [enraged] GET OUT OF MY HOUSE, YOU WACKO!!!
Season 4 edit
Episode 13 edit
Put to Pasture [4.13a] edit
Future Schlock [4.13b] edit
- Rocko: So, Filb, what have you been up to these past 17 years? [beat]
- Filburt: Are you kiddin'?
- Heffer: [singing] Nine hundred bazillion bottles of root beer on the wall... / Nine hundred bazillion bottles of root beer...