Rocko's Modern Life/Season 4

Rocko's Modern Life Seasons: 1/2/3/4 Specials: Rocko's Modern Life: Static Cling

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Rocko's Modern Life is an American animated series premiered on September 18, 1993 to November 24, 1996. The series follows a Wallaby named Rocko and his friends, Heffer and Filburt.

Episode 1

With Friends Like These [4.1a]

Rocko: HERE'S A TICKET FOR YOU... AND A TICKET FOR YOU... AND TICKETS FOR EVERYBODY!!!!! Now we can all... GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Sailing The Seven Zzz's [4.1b]

Heffer: (as a pirate, using a pseudo-Swedish accent) I'll be takin' that map from yew.

Mr. Bighead: (sleepwalking, as a pirate) Good gads. What sort of accent is that?

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Mr. Bighead: (sleepwalking, as a pirate) Poop the deck and waffle me winky.

Rocko: Mr. Bighead! WOULD YOU PLEASE BE QUIET?!!!

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Filburt: Hey, fellas?

Heffer, Rocko: You're nauseous.

Filburt: Right. (vomits offscreen)

Episode 2

Episode 3

Pranksters [4.3a]

Heffer: [repeated line] Yes, Granny Rocko.

From Here to Maternity [4.3b]

Filburt: [imitating Rocko] "Hey, look, fellas! I'm in jail! Heh heh..."

Rocko: Oh, come on, Filburt.

Filburt: Back off, Peter Cottontail! You're the reason we're in this mess!

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Dr. Hutchinson: Hi honey, how are you? Oh, my babies!

Gilbert, Shellbert and Missy: [first words] Mommy, mommy, mommy, mommy...

[The egg breaks, revealing there are four babies including a steer cow with glasses, turtle twins with glasses and a yellow cat]

Heffer: Oh, Rocko. Aren't they cute?

Dr. Hutchinson: Come to mommy. Oh, my little ones.

Heffer: Oh, I'm so happy for you, Filburt!

Filburt: Not now, I fainted.

Dr. Hutchinson: No, you haven't. You're still conscious.

Filburt: Oh, but I have.

[Norbert then walks over to the two]

Dr. Hutchinson: But your eyes are open, Silly.

Filburt: Oh, what do you know?

Rocko: Go away.

Dr. Hutchinson: Oh, Daddy's just playing. He didn't faint at all.

Filburt: Oh, yes I did.

[Hutchinson then kisses Filburt as the camera irises out on them; during the end, in the black screen is Norbert following Rocko]

Rocko: No, no. Go away. [he leaves as Norbert follows him] Go home.

Episode 4

Wallaby On Wheels [4.4b]

DJ: Okay, all skate.

Heffer: Try not to flail so much.

DJ: Now backwards.

Heffer: Be the skates, Rock.

DJ: Skate on your hands.

Heffer: Try to get all five of your stomachs evenly distributed over the skates.

DJ: Skate on your nose.

Heffer: Put your nose... [muffled]

DJ: Skate all willy-nilly like an idiot.

Heffer: [imitating Rocko's skating] Now you're getting it, Rocko!

Episode 5

Episode 6

Episode 7

Episode 8

Episode 9

Seat to Stardom [4.9b]

Rocko: Can you see anything, Heff?

Heffer: Just the back of a bunch of heads. How about you, Rocko?

Rocko: Naw. Looks like a forest of ankles down here. Filburt?

Filburt: [looking at someone's butt crack] I've got a bird's eye view of the Grand Canyon.

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[during the end of the episode, we see that Heffer is wedgie boy and then we cut to the "The End" screen]

Heffer: "The End!" Get it?! "The End"?! [laughs] No "butts" about it!

Episode 10

Episode 11

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Episode 13

Future Schlock [4.13b]

[In the future of O-Town, Filburt's sons, Gilbert and Norbert, are searching around inside Rocko's abandoned house]

Norbert: [from upstairs as sound of glass shatters] Ouch!

Gilbert: What was that?!

Norbert: I think I broke an antique!

Gilbert: [annoyed] Ah, for Pete's sake. [heads upstairs and finds Norbert in a room, sitting on the floor and holding a photo frame] What'd you break?

Norbert: It's a picture.

Gilbert: I believe the correct term was "phonograph."

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[last lines of the series]

Rocko: So, Filb, what have you been up to these past 17 years? [beat]

Filburt: Are you kiddin'?

Heffer: [singing] Nine hundred bazillion bottles of root beer on the wall... / Nine hundred bazillion bottles of root beer...