Rocko's Modern Life/Season 2

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Rocko's Modern Life is an American animated series premiered on September 18, 1993 to November 24, 1996. The series follows a Wallaby named Rocko and his friends, Heffer and Filburt.

I Have No Son! [2.1]

Sock puppet: PINEAPPLES!

Rollo: Oh, boy! When're we gonna have pineapples, mate?

Rollo and the Fatheads: (laugh) Goodnight, hosers.

Episode 2

Pipe Dreams [2.2a]

Rocko: [stiltedly] Hey, Heffer, how can we possibly fix this mess quickly and inexpensively?

Heffer: [also stiltedly] Good question, Rocko! Why don't we try new Tropical Plumber?

[Hef squeezes a tube and the bathroom becomes an island paradise with some singing fruits.]

Fruits: Tropical plumber, eh!

Unclog your pipes today!

Tropical Plumber, eh!

There ain't no better way!

[repeat until Spunky eats the fruit]

Tickled Pinky [2.2b]

Dr. Hutchison: Rocko?

Rocko: Dr. Hutchison? I thought you were a dentist.

Dr. Hutchison: I was, but I got tired of always looking "down in the mouth"! (giggles) Dental humor!

Episode 3

Episode 4

Episode 5

Boob Tubed [2.5a]

Spider: Well, out with it! What the heck do you want?!

Rocko: Well, actually, we have a... really odd request. You see, um...

Spider: Don't tell me, you came to get your buddy's brain back.

Rocko and Filburt: Yeah yeah yeah yeah, yeah!

Spider: I'd be glad to give it back to ya! Help yourselves! I wish you kids would stop sitting so close!

Commuted Sentence [2.5b]

[When Rocko is later for work too many times.]

Mr. Smitty: I've tolerated your laziness for the last time, Rocko. If you are late again, consider yourself TERMINATED!!! Clear?

Rocko: Crystal.

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[Impound Lot, everyone else is in line to get their cars back. In front of the line is a disgruntled Mr. Smitty who had parked in a no parking zone.]

Mr. Smitty: I want my car back and I want it, NOW!

Impound Lot Director: Let's take a look at this chart, shall we?

[He sternly pulls down the chart and Mr. Smitty frowns.]

Rocko's Modern Christmas!: Can't Squeeze Cheer From a Cheese Log [2.6]

Filburt: Welcome to Pine Palace!

Rocko: Filburt, you're selling trees?

Filburt: Shush! Don't interrupt my sales pitch

Episode 7

Hut Sit Raw [2.7a]

Heffer: I got all the essentials: Marshmallows, potato chips, Pasture Puffies, cheese...

Rocko: Where's your sleeping bag?

Heffer: What?! There's no beds?!

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Rocko: Ah, the great outdoors. Smell that mountain air, boys.

Filburt: Actually, that's my pine-scented air freshener for the tent.

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Rocko: This is where the lightweights camp! Sissies, fat tourists, and couch potatoes!

Heffer: Great! So we can drop our stuff here?

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Filburt: We can't drink that water!

Rocko: Why not?

Filburt: Fish are dating in it!

Episode 9

Born to Spawn [2.9a]

Newscaster: We interrupt our regularly scheduled program to give you this O-Town special report. A crazed turtle has just hijacked the Jolly Roberts seafood restaurant in the marina.

Rocko and Heffer: What the?

Newscaster: Witnesses say the alleged turtle kept screaming... [looking at his script] "Fish... sticks... fish sticks," as he forced patrons out the backdoor to safety.

Eyewitness: It was awful. Awful. He was CRAZY! Tartar sauce everywhere! Craziest turtle I ever seen! FISH STICKS! FISH STICKS! AHH!!!!

Rocko and Heffer: Filburt!

Episode 10

Hair Licked [2.10a]

Rocko: Well, Heff, how's it look?

Heffer: Paper or plastic?

Gutter Balls [2.10b]

Virginia: I'm taking my ball and going home. You won't have Virginia Wolfe to kick around anymore!

Heffer: Bye, Mom!

Mr. Bighead: Fine! We'll be able to win without you! Right, girls? Girls?

Tammy and Mrs. Bighead: Get a life, Ed!

Tammy: You've taken all the joy out of the game.

Mr. Bighead: This is mutiny!

Tammy: If you want that trophy so bad, Bozo, finish the game yourself!

Mr. Bighead: I don't need any of you.

Episode 11

Day of the Flecko [2.10b]

Flecko: Wait... Wait a minute, big guy. You don't wanna do that. I got kids. Millions of 'em. They'll be orphans. Never getting to play catch with old Dad. No one to tuck 'em in at night. Please, Mister!

Rocko: [sobbing, in a puddle of tears] Please, please, stop. I can't take anymore. You're free to go, Mr. Fly. Run along and take care of your family.

[Flecko pokes Rocko in the eye.]

Flecko: You were gonna kill me, ya big jerk!

Episode 12

Episode 13

Short Story [2.13a]

Rocko: I wish I was really big.

Tyrone: [taps his wand on Rocko's forehead, granting his wish] Done. [poofs away]

Rocko: [starts growing at a slow rate and becomes 50 feet tall] Wow! This is great. [looks down at Spunky, quivering fearfully at his height] Don't be afraid, Spunky. It's only me. [picks up Spunky and puts him in his shirt pocket] There you go, my little pal. Smell that fresh air.

Eyes Capades [2.13b]

Filburt: Hey, guys. [gestures to Rocko's glasses] New glasses?

Heffer: Rocko's feeling a little down about his new eyewear. Maybe you can give him a pep talk.

Filburt: Don't worry, Rocko. Glasses aren't so bad. Aside from the fact that people call you names like, "four-eyes." Girls won't go out with ya. You're ostracized by every social group. You can't swim with 'em. If ya lose 'em, ya can't find 'em! Oh, fishsticks. I've depressed myself. I have to go lie down.