Puss in Boots (2011 film)

Puss in Boots is a 2011 computer-animated adventure film spun-off from the Shrek franchise produced by DreamWorks Animation and distributed by Paramount Pictures, directed by Chris Miller (who directed Shrek the Third in 2007), executive produced by Guillermo del Toro, starring Antonio Banderas, Salma Hayek, Zach Galifianakis, Billy Bob Thornton, Amy Sedaris and Constance Marie, and written by Tom Wheeler. It was released in theatres on October 28, 2011 in Digital 3D and IMAX 3D.

You have made the cat angry. You do not want to make the cat angry!

Looking good never looked so good. Taglines

PussEdit

[first lines; voice over] Through the years, I have been known by many names. Diablo Gato, The Furry Lover, Chupacabra, Frisky Two Times, and then The Gingerhead Man. But to most, I am Puss in Boots! [whispers] Outlaw.
Don't make the cat angry...
You made the cat angry. You do not want to make the cat angry! [pulls his claws out, causing the bandit behind him to lose his pants]
How dare you do the litterbox on me! [offended, when the mysterious cat makes a dancing move similar to the movements of a cat hiding their wastes in the sand of their litter box]
Fear me, if you dare!
Hello? You are hiding from me? I like to play the games, too. I sense in you a kindred spirit. A... [he takes sniff of the air] I smell something familiar, something dangerous, something breakfasty.
[voice over] It was the year in which the rain had not fallen. The wind was big and the basket was small. For days I bounced along. A hungry little kitten with no milk, no mama and no litter box. Until I came to rest at a home for lost children.
[voice over] I lost everything I cared about that day. My brother, my honor, my home. All I thought about was the disappointment in my mama's eyes. And I have been running ever since. [back to the present as he's finishing telling his story to Kitty] The egg betrayed me. His lies cost me everything.
[about his catnip] It's for my glaucoma.
I will not leave you behind this time, Humpty.
You are what you have always been: my brother.
Jack and Jill. Kitty? Humpty? I will find you.
GET OUT OF HERE!!!
I always knew that you were good inside. [The Great Terror and the Golden Goose take the golden egg and fly off] Goodbye, Humpty.
[last lines; voice over] This is the story of a cat who became a hero. An outlaw dedicated to justice and a lover of beautiful women. A great, great lover. Really, it is crazy. I am Puss in Boots! And my name would become legend.

KittyEdit

[To Puss; in sing-song voice] Someone forgot his money!
I'm called Kitty Softpaws, because I'll steal you blind and you'll never notice that I'm there.
You hit me in the head with a GUITAR?!

HumptyEdit

It’s been a long time, brother.
Are those new boots? [Puss: No! They are the same boots I wore when you betrayed me.] Betrayed you? You left me cracked in pieces on a bridge, surrounded by soldiers! They wrote a song about it!
I’m sorry, okay? How long are you going to hold a grudge? It’s been 7 years! That’s like 35 cat years! You need me and I... I need you, Puss. Do you have any idea what they do to eggs in San Ricardo's prison? I'll tell you this, my friend: it ain't over easy!
Listen, a day… a day doesn’t go by when I don’t think about what I lost. I lost my best friend, my only friend. And I get it now, I got greedy and desperate and I let you down, I let myself down. All I’m asking for, Puss, is a second chance. Give me that second chance and I’ll help repay you back San Ricardo. Please, Puss. Let me show you what our friendship mean to me.
Well, we got red beans, we got green beans, coffee beans, lima beans… but no magic beans. [Puss: Would you care for a jelly bean?] Oh, thank you.
Somewhere down there, there are two little kids, I don't know, maybe orphans, and they're laying on a hill staring at the clouds, dreaming about the future. That was me and you, Puss. Me and you.
GUARDS!!!
You mean your home. I… I never belonged here. We had a plan to get out of here, but then you became a hero and you picked this place over me. You left me with nothing.
No, I'm not.
I'm sorry, Puss. I made a mess out of everything. I'm a rotten egg. I'm not a person, I'm not a bird, I'm not even a food. I don't know what I am.
Brothers forever.
This is your San Ricardo weather report. Chances of a giant goose destroying the town: 100%.
[last words before his death] Puss, you have to save the baby or the mama will destroy San Ricardo. It’s the right thing to do. [Puss: I will not let you go, Humpty.] I know you won’t. So I won’t make you choose. [let's go of the rope]

ComandanteEdit

You saved my mother.
Señor Puss, he's a hero!
You disgrace those boots!
[to his guards] Arrest them!
FREEZE!!!
[to Puss;' playing the guitar] Puss in Boots?! What are you doing with the guitar and those boots?! Arrest him!
[as he is handed Puss' things after arrestin' him] One hat. One belt. And two boots… once a symbol of honor. [a bottle of catnip falls out of the boots as he places them on the table; shocked and mad] One bottle of catnip?!
[to Mama] That's not true!
[grabs Kitty Softpaws] You're not getting away, Puss in Boots! [gasps] [Kitty: Wrong boots.]
Gàtô! You're going back to jail, if it's last thing I do!

DialogueEdit

Puss: One ring, please. So funny.

Humpty Alexander Dumpty: Are those new boots?

Puss: No, they are the same boots I wore when you betrayed me!

Humpty Dumpty: Betrayed you? You left me cracked in pieces on a bridge… surrounded by soldiers! They wrote a song about it!

Puss: Then how did you get to the bridge in the first place?

Humpty Dumpty: Because we were brothers, and brother were supposed to--!

Kitty: [enters the scene] Humpty! Remember why we were here.

Kitty : [sing-song voice] Someone forgot his money! [shows Puss his bag of money]

Kitty: I'll steal you blind and you won't even know I was there!

Tavern patron #1: Show him the golden eggs. [Tavern patron #2 begins to try unzipping his pants; cut to Puss]

Puss: No! You have shown enough.

Young Humpty: Well, we got red beans, we got green beans, coffee beans, lima beans… but no magic beans.

Young Puss: Would you care for a jelly bean?

Young Humpty: Oh, thank you.

Jill: [holding Puss upside down by his foot over a cliff] Is it true a cat always lands on its feet?

Puss: No, that is just a rumor spread by dogs!

Humpty: I spent a lot of time in uh, prison preparing for this.

Puss: You set me up?

Humpty: Oh, yeah! I set you up, of course! You think this was all about getting the gold and clearing your name? This little adventure was about one thing - revenge. You never knew it, Puss, but I was always... there. [Puss remembers when Humpty Dumpty appears in different places, The old man's cottage, the bar, the hotel, the cats' hideout and how Humpty gets picked up by crows] You wanted to repay and old debt, Puss? Well, so did I.

Puss: Why would you do this?

Humpty: You left me on that bridge! You abandoned me when I needed you the most! What happened to "brothers forever"?!

Puss: [infuriated] (I only abandoned you, because you betrayed me!) I TRUSTED you!

Humpty: Well, now you're finally gonna know what it feels like, you know, to trust someone and have them stab you in the back?! GUARDS!!!

[The Comandante’s guards surround Puss]

Comandante: Puss in Boots, you're under arrest for the robbery of the San Ricardo bank!

Humpty: Consider this the final meeting of bean club.

Puss: [enraged] I should SCRAMBLE you with onions!! [Puss draws his sword at Humpty, frightening him]

Comandante: [to Puss] You should never have come back.

Comandante: 1 hat, 1 belt, and 2 boots… Once a symbol of honor. [a bottle of catnip falls out of his boot] 1 bottle of catnap?!

Puss: Uh… it is for my glaucoma.

Prisoner: WHOO! HO! No, no! Don't stop on my account? Well, it looks like the egg got what he wanted?

Puss: You talking about Hump–?

Prisoner: [babbles] Don't say his name! I used to share this cell with that smelly thing. Happiest day of my life was when he left, till I realized he stole my magic beans.

Puss: No wait, wait, wait! You had the beans? Who are you? [the prisoner has fallen asleep snoring loudly; Puss wakes him up] Hey! What's your name?

Prisoner: Andy Beanstalk, but my friends call me Jack! I traded the family cow for them beans. Of course, it wasn't my family's cow, some other family's family cow. That's why I got 8 to 10 years. Always know which cow's yours… [falls asleep again snoring loudly]

Puss: Crazy man. WAKE UP!!! [Andy wakes up again] What else do you know?

Prisoner (Andy "Jack" Beanstalk): We're all goners, thanks to that little stinky! I told him! I told him not to take the goose, but all he wanted was his revenge!

Puss: "Don't take the goose." But-- Why?! [Andy is fallen asleep again and he slaps him to wake him up]

Andy "Jack" Beanstalk: [screams] The Great Terror! That's the Golden Goose's mama.

Puss: Oh, no.

Andy Beanstalk: And she will be out for blood when she comes back for her baby.

Puss: [gasps] GUARD!!! SAN RICARDO IS IN TERRIBLE DANGER!!!! YOU MUST LISTEN TO ME!!

Guard: Quiet, you!

Puss: I shall make you into an egg-salad sandwich!

Humpty: [shrieks] That is disgusting!

Puss: Give me the goose, Humpty.

Humpty: No can do, I'm afraid. See, the mama's on her way and when she gets here, it's unbye-bye San Ricardo, and everything you ever cared about.

Puss: Revenge on me is one thing, but, why Imelda? Why the orphanage? This is our home.

Humpty: You mean your home. [sighs] I never belonged here. We had a plan to get out of here, but then you became a hero and you picked this place over me. You left me with nothing.

Puss: Humpty, I'm sorry I hurt you. But do not take it out on these people. You are better than this.

Humpty: No, I'm not.

Puss: Oh, come on! I know the real Humpty. The way you saw the world, the inventor, the dreamer! What happened to that guy?

[They both hear the sound of the mama goose as she gets nearer]

Humpty: I think it's too late.

Puss: It is never too late to do the right thing. Together we can save San Ricardo! I can forgive you, Humpty, if you help me now.

Humpty: Really? After everything I put you through.

Puss: Prove to me there is still a good egg in you.

Humpty: I'll try.

Commandante: Gàtô! You're not going back to jail, this is last thing I *do!?*

Humpty: [holding onto the rope] Here we are again. Right, Puss?

Puss: I will not leave you behind this time, Humpty.

Humpty: [remorseful] I'm sorry, Puss. I've made a mess out of everything. I'm a rotten egg. I'm not a person. I'm not a bird, I'm not even a food. I don't know what I am.

Puss: You are what you have always been, my brother.

Humpty: Brothers forever. [almost grabs Puss' paw but starts losing his grip] You can't save us both.

Puss: Yes, I can. Just hang on.

Humpy: Puss, you have to save the baby or the mama will destroy San Ricardo. It’s the right thing to do.

Puss: I will not let you go, Humpty.

Humpty: [last words] I know you won't, so I won't make you choose. [closes his eyes and let's go of the rope, falling to his death]

Puss: Humpty!

TaglinesEdit

Looking good never looked so good.
Live for danger. Fight for justice. Pray for mercy.
Get ready for an adventure nine lifetimes in the making.
He's been a bad kitty.
Rebel. Lover. Hero.
Nine lives. One destiny.

CastEdit

Antonio Banderas — Puss in Boots
Salma Hayek — Kitty Softpaws
Zach Galifianakis — Humpty Alexander Dumpty
Billy Bob Thornton — Jack
Amy Sedaris — Jill
Constance Marie — Imelda

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