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My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic (season 1)

first season of the animated television series My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic
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The following is a list of quotes from the first season which ran from October 10, 2010 to May 6, 2011. My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic.

Friendship is Magic, part 1 edit

[first lines of the series]
Narrator: Once upon a time, in the magical land of Equestria, there were two regal sisters who ruled together, and created harmony for all the land. To do this, the eldest used her unicorn powers to raise the sun at dawn; the younger brought out the moon to begin the night. Thus, the two sisters maintained balance for their kingdom and their subjects, all the different types of ponies. But as time went on, the younger sister became resentful. The ponies relished and played in the day her elder sister brought forth, but shunned and slept through her beautiful night. One fateful day, the younger unicorn refused to lower the moon to make way for the dawn. The elder sister tried to reason with her, but the bitterness in the young one's heart had transformed her into a wicked mare of darkness: Nightmare Moon. She vowed that she would shroud the land in eternal night. Reluctantly, the elder sister harnessed the most powerful magic known to ponydom: the Elements of Harmony. Using the magic of the Elements of Harmony, she defeated her younger sister, and banished her permanently in the moon. The elder sister took on responsibility...
Narrator and Twilight Sparkle: ...for both sun and moon...
[Twilight Sparkle, or always simply known as Twilight, a light-purple unicorn with a dark blue mane and tail with pink and purple streaks, looks up from the book, thinking]
Twilight Sparkle: ...and harmony has been maintained in Equestria for generations since. Hmm... Elements of Harmony. I know I've heard of those before... but where?
Twinkleshine: There you are, Twilight! Moondancer is having a little get-together in the west castle courtyard, you want to come?
Twilight: Oh, sorry, girls. I got a lot of studying to catch up on. [she rushes off]
Twinkleshine: [to Lemon Hearts] Does that pony do anything except study? I think...she’s more interested in books, than friends.
[In a library, Twilight's assistant, Spike, a purple and green dragon, takes orders from her]
Twilight: Take a note please, to the princess.
Spike: Okey-dokey!
Twilight: "My dearest teacher, my continuing studies of pony magic have lead me to discover that we are on the precipice of disaster."
Spike: Hold on! "Prece... prece...." [beat]
Twilight: .."Threshold."
Spike: "Threi..." [another beat]
Twilight: Um, "brink"?
[one last beat]
Twilight: Ugh, "that something bad is about to happen"!
Spike: [reading Celestia's response] "My dearest, most faithful student Twilight, you know that I value your diligence, and that I trust you completely..."
Twilight: Mm-hmm.
Spike: "...But you simply must stop reading those dusty old books!"
Twilight: [Gasps in shock]
[commercial break, later on chariot]
Spike: "My dear Twilight: There is more to a young pony's life than studying. So I’m sending you to supervise the preparations for the Summer Sun Celebration in this year’s location: Ponyville. And, I have an even more essential task for you to complete: make some friends."
Twilight: [groans]
Spike: Look on the bright side, Twilight, the Princess arranged for you to stay in a library! Doesn’t that make you happy?
Twilight: [pauses, brightening up] Yes, yes, it does. You know why? Because I’m right. I’ll check on the preparations as fast as I can, then get to the library to find some proof of Nightmare Moon’s return.
Spike: Then when will you make friends, like the Princess said?
Twilight: She said to check on preparations. I am her student, and I’ll do my royal duty, but the fate of Equestria does not rest on me making friends.
Spike: Maybe the ponies in Ponyville have interesting things to talk about!
[Pinkie Pie, or always simply known as Pinkie, a pink pony with a dark pink balloon-like mane and tail with a three-balloon cutie mark, stops by]
Spike: C'mon Twilight, just try!
Twilight Sparkle: [beat] Uh… Hello?
[Pinkie gasps then zips away]
[beat]
Twilight Sparkle: Well, that was interesting alright.
Twilight Sparkle: Pfft! Please. They’d never accept a pegasus who can’t even keep the sky clear for one measly day!
Rainbow Dash: Hey, I could clear the sky in ten seconds flat!
Twilight Sparkle: Prove it.
[Rainbow Dash, a sky-blue pegasus with a rainbow-colored mane and tail with a rainbow lightning bolt cutie mark, kicks every cloud out of the sky at warp speed]
Rainbow Dash: Loop-the-loop around, and wham! [kicks last cloud] What'd I say? Ten. Seconds. Flat.
Spike: Decorations...beautiful.
Twilight: Yes, the décor is coming along nicely. This oughta be quick. I’ll be at the library in no time. Beautiful, indeed.
Spike: Not the décor... [looks at Rarity, a white pony with a different shaded-purple curly mane and tail] Her!
Rarity: No...no...no...oh!...Goodness, no...hmmm...
Spike: How are my spines? Are they straight?
[Twilight rolls her eyes]
[Twilight meets Fluttershy, a yellow pegasus with a pale pink mane and tail with a three-butterfly cutie mark. Fluttershy's voice is soft-tone]
Twilight Sparkle: I’m Twilight Sparkle. What’s your name?
Fluttershy: Um, I’m [whispers] Fluttershy...
Twilight Sparkle: I’m sorry, what was that?
Fluttershy: Um, my name is [whispers quieter] Fluttershy...
Twilight Sparkle: Didn’t quite catch that.
Fluttershy: [squeaks]
Twilight Sparkle: Well, um, it looks like your birds are back. So I guess everything’s in order. Keep up the good work.
Fluttershy: [squeaks]
Twilight Sparkle: OK...?
[Pinkie comes to greet Twilight at the welcome party]
Pinkie: Surprise! Hi, I’m Pinkie Pie, and I threw this party just for you! Were you surprised? Were you, were you?! Huh, Huh, Huh?!!
Twilight: [Deadpan] Very surprised. Libraries are supposed to be quiet.
Pinkie: [giggles] That’s silly! [Twilight shakes her head and rolls her eyes] What kind of welcome party would this be if it were quiet? I mean, duh, Booooring! You see, I saw you when you first got here, remember? You were all, "Hello," and I was all— [gasps] Remember? You see, I never saw you before, and if I never saw you before, that means you’re new. ’Cause I know everypony, and I mean everypony, in Ponyville. And if you’re new, it meant you hadn’t met anyone yet, and if you haven’t met anyone yet, you must not have any friends, And if you don’t have any friends, then you must be lonely, and that made me so sad. And I had an idea, and that’s why I went -- [gasps] I should throw a great big, ginormous, super-duper spectacular welcome party and invite everyone in Ponyville! See? And now you have lots and lots of friends!
Pinkie: Isn’t this exciting? Are you excited? ’Cause I’m excited, I’ve never been so excited, well, except for the time that I saw you walking into town and I went — [gasps] But I mean, really, who can top that?
Nightmare Moon: Oh, my beloved subjects. It’s been so long since I’ve seen your precious little sun-loving faces.
Rainbow Dash: What did you do with our Princess?!?
[Rainbow Dash starts to fly off but Applejack, an orange earth pony with a blonde mane and tail each in a low ponytail while wearing a brown stetson, stops her]
Applejack: Whoa there, Nelly!
Nightmare Moon: Why, am I not royal enough for you? Don’t you know who I am?
Pinkie: Ooh, ooh! More guessing games! Um...Hokey Smokes! How about...Queen Meanie? No...Black Snooty! Black Snooty!
Nightmare Moon: Does my crown no longer count, now that I have been imprisoned for a thousand years? Did you not recall the legend? Did you not see the signs?
Twilight: I did! And I know who you are, you're the Mare in the Moon: Nightmare Moon!
Nightmare Moon: Well well well, a pony who remembers me. Then you also know why I'm here...
Twilight: You're here to... to... [gulps]
Nightmare Moon: Remember this day little ponies, for it was your last. From this moment forth...the night...will last... forever! [laughs evilly]

Friendship is Magic, part 2 edit

Twilight: I read all about the prediction of Nightmare Moon. Some mysterious objects called the Elements of Harmony are the only things that can stop her, but I don't know what they are, where to find them... I don't even know what they do!
Pinkie: [finds a book] "The Elements of Harmony: A Reference Guide".
Twilight: How did you find that?
Pinkie: [singsong] It was under "E"!
Twilight: Oh.
Twilight: [reading about the Elements of Harmony] There are six Elements of Harmony, but only five are known: Kindness, Laughter, Generosity, Honesty, and Loyalty. The sixth is a complete mystery. It is said the last known location of the five Elements was in the ancient Castle of the Royal Pony Sisters. It is located in what is now...
Mane 6: The Everfree Forest!
Twilight: Oh, Rarity, your beautiful tail!
Rarity: Oh, it's fine, my dear. Short tails are in this season. Besides, it'll grow back.
Rainbow Dash: So would the mustache.
Twilight: You think you can destroy the Elements of Harmony just like that? Well, you’re wrong—because the spirits of the Elements of Harmony are right here!
[The shattered elements begin floating toward the ponies.]
Nightmare Moon: What?
Twilight: Applejack, who reassured me when I was in doubt, represents the spirit of...Honesty! Fluttershy, who tamed the manticore with her compassion, represents the spirit of...Kindness! Pinkie Pie, who banished fear by giggling in the face of danger, represents the spirit of...Laughter! Rarity, who calmed a sorrowful serpent with a meaningful gift, represents the spirit of...Generosity! And Rainbow Dash, who could not abandon her friends for her own heart’s desire, represents the spirit of...Loyalty! The spirits of these five ponies got us through every challenge you threw at us!
Nightmare Moon: You still don’t have the sixth Element! The spark didn’t work!
Twilight: But it did. A different kind of spark. [To the others] I felt it the very moment I realized how happy I was to hear you, to see you, how much I cared about you. The spark ignited inside me, when I realized that you all...are my friends!
[The sixth element appears]
Twilight: You see, Nightmare Moon, when those Elements are ignited by the spark, that resides in the heart of us all, it creates the sixth Element: The Element of...Magic!
[Princess Celestia, a white alicorn with a green, blue and pink wavy mane and tail, graduates Twilight]
Princess Celestia: Twilight Sparkle, my faithful student. I knew you could do it.
Twilight: But...you told me it was all an old pony tale.
Celestia: I told you that you needed to make some friends, nothing more. I saw the signs of Nightmare Moon’s return, and I knew it was you who had the magic inside to defeat her, but you could not unleash it until you let true friendship into your heart.
[Twilight smiles at her friends]
Celestia: Now if only another will as well.
[Reveal that Nightmare Moon has transformed back into Luna, a dark blue alicorn with short blue hair]
Celestia: Princess Luna.
[Luna wakes up and gasps]
Celestia: It has been a thousand years since I have seen you like this. Time to put our differences behind us. We were meant to rule together, little sister.
Twilight Sparkle and Rainbow Dash: Sister?
Celestia: Will you accept my friendship?
[Long pause.]
Luna: I’m so sorry! I missed you so much, big sister.
Celestia: I’ve missed you too.
Celestia: Why so glum, my faithful student? Are you not happy that your quest is complete and you can return to your studies in Canterlot?
Twilight: That’s just it. Just when I learn how wonderful it is to have friends, I have to leave them.
Princess: Spike, take a note, please. [Spike writes something as she dictates.] "I, Princess Celestia, hereby decree that the unicorn Twilight Sparkle shall take on a new mission for Equestria. She must continue to study the magic of friendship. She must report to me her findings, from her new home...in Ponyville!"
[Twilight's friends gather around her.]
Twilight: Oh, thank you, Princess Celestia! I’ll study harder than ever before!
[Round of applause.]
Pinkie: Isn’t this exciting? Are you excited? ’Cause I’m excited, I’ve never been so excited! Well, except for the time that I went— [gasps] But I mean, really...

The Ticket Master edit

[ponies argue]

Twilight: QUIET!
Pinkie: And then I said, "Oatmeal, are you craz--" oh.
Twilight: Girls, there's no use in arguing.
Rarity: But Twilight-
Twilight: Eh! This is my decision, and I'm gonna make it on my own, and I certainly can't think straight with all this noise... [stomach rumbles] not to mention hunger. Now go on, shoo.
[ponies grumble]
Twilight: And don't worry, I'll figure this out... somehow.
Applejack: Twilight, sugar, I didn't mean to put so much pressure on you. And if it helps, I don't want the ticket anymore. You can give it to somepony else. I won't feel bad, I promise.
Fluttershy: Me too. I feel just awful that I made you feel so awful.
Pinkie: And me too! It's no fun upsetting your friends!
Rarity: Twilight, it was unfair of me to try to force you as I did.
Rainbow Dash: YES! That means the ticket is mine! [sing-song] I've got the ticket! I've got the ticket!
[ponies glare at her]
Rainbow Dash: You know, I haven't perfected my signature moves for the Wonderbolts anyway. I don't need that ticket either.
Applejack: We all got so gung-ho about going to the Gala, that we couldn't see how un-gung-ho we were making you.
Ponies: We're sorry, Twilight.
Twilight: Spike, take down a note. [Spike begins to write on a scroll] "Dear Princess Celestia, I've learned that one of the joys of friendship is sharing a blessing. But when there's not enough blessings to go around, having more than your friends can make you feel pretty awful. So, though I appreciate the invitation, I will be returning both tickets to the Grand Galloping Gala."
Ponies: WHAT!?
Twilight: If my friends can't all go, I don't want to go either!
Applejack: Twilight, you don't have to do that!
Twilight: Nope, I've made up my mind. Spike, you can send the letter now!
[Spike opens the window and breathes his green fire on the letter, sending it to the Princess]
Fluttershy: Now you won't get to go to the Gala either.
Twilight: It's OK, girls. I couldn't possibly enjoy myself without my best friends there with me. [Twilight's friends embrace her] So, I'd rather not go at all.
[Spike suddenly burps out a letter from the Princess answering Twilight's]
Spike: “My faithful student Twilight: Why didn’t you just say so in the first place?”
[There are now six tickets, one for each pony.]
Spike: Six tickets to the Grand Galloping Gala!
[Everypony gasps.]
Twilight: Now we can all go!

Applebuck Season edit

Applejack: Boy howdy! I got my work cut out for me! That there's the biggest bumper crop of apples I ever laid eyes on.
Big "Mac" McIntosh: Eeyup. Too big for you to handle on your own.
Applejack: Come on, Big brother! You'll need to rest up and get yourself better! I haven't met an apple orchard yet that I can't handle! [Accidentally pokes Big Mac's injured ribs] Oops! Sorry. I'll take a bite out of this job by day's end!
Big Mac: Biting off more than you can chew is just what I'm afraid of.
Applejack: Are you saying my mouth is making promises my legs can't keep?
Big Mac: Eeyup.
Applejack: Why, of all the...! This is your sister Applejack, remember? The loyalest of friends and the most dependable of ponies?
Big Mac: But still only one pony. And one pony plus hundreds of apple trees just doesn't add up to-
Applejack: Don't you use your fancy mathematics to muddy the issue! I said I could handle this harvest, and I'm going to prove it to you!
Twilight: Welcome, everypony! Today we are here to honor a pony we can always count on to help in matters great and small. A pony whose contributions to-
Rainbow Dash: [flies in] Did you see Applejack's slick moves out there? What an athlete! This week she's gonna help me with my new flying trick, and I know, it's gonna be so awesome!
Twilight: [pushes her away] Exactly. And-
Pinkie: [pops up behind the podium] This week, I get to run Sugarcube Corner for the first time.
Twilight: What does that have to do with Applejack?
Pinkie: [awkward pause] Oh, Applejack, one of the best bakers ever is gonna help me! Applejack makes everything great, so free samples for everypony!
Twilight: Okay... that's great. Now if I could just make a point without being inter-
Fluttershy: [appears] Twilight?
Twilight: -rupted.
Fluttershy: Twilight, I'm so sorry, but I just wanted to mention that Applejack is also helping me this week with the official bunny census, where we count up all the new baby bunnies that were born this season. She's gonna help gather them using her wonderful herding skills. [slides away]
Twilight Sparkle: Anyone else? Anyone? No? Well then, as I was trying to say... [notices the Mayor giving her a guilty and apologetic stare; throws her papers] Ugh, never mind!
Twilight: Applejack, can we talk?
[Applejack, sleep-deprived and disoriented, can barely hear anything over the ringing in her ears.]
Twilight: [muffled and distorted] Applejack, can we talk?
Applejack: [loudly] Can bees squawk?! I don't think so!
Twilight: No, can we talk?
Applejack: 20 stalks?! Bean or celery?!
Twilight: No! I need to talk to you!
Applejack: You need to walk to the zoo?! Well, who's stopping you?!
Twilight: I need to talk to you!
Applejack: Oh?! Then why didn't you say so?!

Griffon the Brush Off edit

Gilda: Hey, Pinkie. C'mere.
Pinkie: [moving her hovering machine closer] Yeah?
Gilda: [grabbing the machine angrily] Don't you know how to take "get lost" for an answer?! Dash doesn't need to hang with a dweeb like you now that I'm around! You're dorkin' up the skies, Stinkie Pie, so make like a bee and BUZZ OFF!
[She grabs and stops the propeller, making Pinkie's whole machine spin out of control and fall down to earth]
Rainbow Dash: [returning] Try matching that! ... Hey, where's Pinkie and her crazy contraption?
Gilda: Eh, she left. Something about being "as busy as a bee".
Pinkie: [about Gilda] She's a grump, a thief, and a bully! The meanest kind of meanie-pants there is! I can take it, but no-one treats Fluttershy that way! This calls for extreme measures - Pinkie Pie style!
Pinkie: Don't worry your pretty little head about mean old Gilda. Your auntie Pinkie Pie has gotten all tooken care of!
Fluttershy: [annoyed] I'm a year older than you.
Gilda: [ominously] I'm watching you. Like a hawk.
Pinkie: [happily] Why? Can't you watch me like a griffon?
Gilda: I know what you're up to.
Pinkie: [happily] Great!
Gilda: [grunts] I know what you're planning.
Pinkie: [giggles] Well, I hope so; this wasn't supposed to be a surprise party!
Gilda: I mean, I've got my eye on you!
Pinkie: [happily] And I've [eyes slide in and out] got my eye on you!
Gilda: This is your idea of a good time?! I've never met a lamer bunch of dweebs in all my life! And Pinkie Pie... YOU! You are "Queen Lame-o" with your weak little party pranks! Did you really think you could make me lose my cool?! Well, Dash and I have ten times as much cool as the rest of you put together! Come on, Dash. We're bailing on this pathetic scene... Come on, Rainbow Dash! I said we're leaving!
Rainbow Dash: You know, Gilda, I was the one who set up all those "weak pranks" at this party.
Gilda: ... What?!
Pinkie: Ooh...
Rainbow Dash: So I guess I'm "Queen Lame-o".
Gilda: Come on, Dash, you're joshing me!
Rainbow Dash: They weren't all meant for you specifically. It was just dumb luck that you set them all off.
Pinkie: I shoulda known - that dribble cup had Rainbow Dash written all over it.
[Twilight sends her letter, with a bottle of disappearing ink, to Celestia, who starts to write a reply]
Celestia: Dear Twilight Sparkle, my most faithful student-- [words disappear] Oh, wrong ink. [giggles]

Boast Busters edit

Rarity: My, my, my, what boasting.
Spike: Come on, no pony is magical as Twi... Twi... Twi... oh humhum... Oh hey, Rarity! I uh... Mustache! [dashes off]
Trixie: Well, well, well, it seems we have some neigh-sayers in the audience! Who is so ignorant as to challenge the magical ability of The Great and Powerful Trixie?! Do they not know that they're in the presence of the most magical unicorn in all of Equestria?
Rarity: Rainbow Dash and Applejack may act like ruffians, but Rarity conducts herself with beauty and grace.
Trixie: Ooh, what's the matter? Afraid you'll get a hair out of place in that "rat's nest" you call a mane?
Rarity: [angry] Oh, it is on!

Dragonshy edit

Rainbow Dash: Hey! What are you waiting for? An invitation?
Pinkie: Ooh, I think I have one in my bag!
Twilight: You have a wonderful talent dealing with all kinds of animals.
Fluttershy: Yes, because they're not dragons...
Rainbow Dash: Oh come on! We've seen you walk up to a horrible manticore like it was nothing.
Fluttershy: Yes, because he wasn't a dragon.
Pinkie: Spike is a dragon. You're not scared of him.
Fluttershy: Yes, because he wasn't a huge, gigantic, terrible, enormous, teeth-gnashing, sharp scale-having, horn-wearing, smoke-snoring, could-eat-a-pony-in-one-bite, totally-all-grown-up dragon.
Rainbow Dash: All right, that's it! We've tried persuasion [pans to Twilight], charm [pans to Rarity], [pans to Pinkie Pie, who is dressed like a birthday gift with balloons and streamers] whatever it is Pinkie Pie does...
Pinkie: [blows a noisemaker]
Rainbow Dash: It's time to stop wasting time! I'm going in! [flies into the Dragon's cave]
Twilight: Rainbow, no!
Rainbow Dash: [flies up to the Dragon] GET OUT! [kicks the Dragon in the snout, causing him to sneeze]
Fluttershy: Listen here, Mister! [Walks up the Dragon's snout towards his eye] Just because you're big doesn't mean you get to be a bully! You may have huge teeth and sharp scales and snore smoke and breathe fire, but you do not, I repeat, YOU DO NOT! HURT! MY! FRIENDS! You got that?
Dragon: [Whimpers]
Fluttershy: Well?
Dragon: But that rainbow one kicked me.
[Rainbow Dash grins with her eyes close and nods]
Fluttershy: And I'm very sorry about that.
Rainbow Dash: [looks confused]
Fluttershy: But you're bigger than she is and you should know better. You should also know better than to take a nap where your snoring can become a health hazard to other creatures.
Dragon: But I-
Fluttershy: Don't you "But I" me, Mister! Now what do you have to say for yourself? I said what do you have to say for yourself?
Dragon: [breaks down crying]
Fluttershy: There, there. No need to cry. You're not a bad dragon. You just made a bad decision. Now go pack your things. You just need to find a new place to sleep. That's all.
[ponies congratulate her]
Rainbow Dash: Fluttershy to the rescue!
Twilight: You did it! I knew you could do it!
[the Dragon flies off]

Look Before You Sleep edit

Rarity: [angry] OK. I dare Applejack to play "dress-up" in a frou-frou, glittery, lacey outfit!
Applejack: [gasps, walks off, and returns in a frou-frou glittery lacey outfit] Happy?
Rarity: [snickers] Very...
Applejack: I'd like to tell ya'll the terrifying tale of the prissy ghost, who drove everypony crazy with her unnecessary neatness! Oooooohhhhhoooooooohhh! I'm sure ya'll are familiar with that one?
Rarity: Never heard of it. But I have a much better one... It's the horrifying story of the messy inconsiderate ghost, who irritated everypony within a hundred miles! Oooooohhhhhoooooooohhh!
Applejack: That's not a real story. You made it up!
Rarity: It is a ghost story. They're all made up...
Rarity: Get up so I can fix it again!
Applejack: Can’t hear you. I’m asleep. (Snores; Rarity yanks off the blanket) I ain’t budgin’.
Rarity: (through teeth) You will if you want any blanket!
(They wrestle)
Applejack: Give it back!
Rarity: I will not!
Applejack: Yes, you will!
Rarity: Won’t!
Applejack: Will!
Rarity: Won’t!
Applejack: Will!
Rarity: Won’t!
Applejack: Will!
Twilight: (furiously sits up in bed) ENOUGH!!!!!
(They immediately stop)
Twilight: It says right here that the number one thing you're supposed to do at a slumber party is have fun! And thanks to you two, I can't check that off!
Applejack: I've been tryin' my darndest to get along.
Rarity: No, it is I who've been trying my best!
Applejack: No, it was me!
Rarity: No, it was I!
Applejack: Me!
Rarity: I!
Twilight: I hope you're happy! BOTH of you! You've ruined my very first slumber party! The makeovers, the s'mores, Truth or Dare, the pillow fight... I mean, is there ANYTHING else that could possibly go wrong?!
[Lightning strikes outside]
Twilight: [nervously] Sorry I asked...

Bridle Gossip edit

Spike: This is hilarious! Look at all of you. We got Hair-ity, Rainbow Crash, Spittie Pie, Apple-tini, Flutterguy, and... I got nothin'. "Twilight Sparkle"... I mean, seriously. I can't even work with that.
Twilight: [Sarcastic laugh] This is no joke, Spike!
Spike: Twilight Flopple!
Applejack: Stop right there! [emerges from Apple Bloom's mane] Turn around right now, Missy!
Apple Bloom: [smug grin] No.
Applejack: No!? You can't ignore a direct order from your big sister!
Apple Bloom: [places Applejack on a tree branch] Sorry, Applejack, but I'm the big sister now! [walks off]
Applejack: Apple Bloom, you come back here right this instant! I'm gonna tell Big McIntosh in you! Oh, pony feathers!
Pinkie: [muffled by her tied tongue] Sthe sthtole my sthong! [unintelligible yelling]
Rarity: She stole your song?
Twilight: Oh, Pinkie, that doesn't sound anything like your song.
[Pinkie pauses for a moment, and then gets Fluttershy to "sing" it]
Fluttershy: [in a spoken-word, male deadpan voice] She's an evil enchantress and she does evil dances, and if you look deep in her eyes she'll put you in trances. And what would she'll do? She'll mix up an evil brew, and she'll gobble you up in a big, tasty stew. So, watch out.
Zecora: Maybe next time you will take a second look, and not judge the cover of the book.

Swarm of the Century edit

[Two ponies have put up a banner reading "Welcome Princess Celest"]
Twilight: (Huh?) What happened to the rest of her name?
Golden Harvest: We couldn't fit it all in.
Twilight: You can't hang a banner that says "Welcome Princess Celest"! Take it down and try again!
Pinkie: Ugh! A parasprite?! Are you kidding?!
Fluttershy: "Ugh"?
Twilight: A para-what?
Fluttershy: How could you not like-?
Pinkie: Ugh! Now I gotta go find a trombone...
Twilight: ...A what?!
Pinkie: A trombone, you know! [mimes playing a trombone and leaves]
Twilight: Ahh, typical Pinkie....
Twilight: Pinkie!
Pinkie: Twilight, we don’t have much time!
Twilight: You’re telling me! The Princess could arrive at any moment!
Pinkie: Exactly, That’s why I need you gals to drop what you’re doing, and help me find some maracas!
Twilight: Maracas? Pinkie, we’ve got much bigger problems than missing maracas!
Pinkie: [gasps] You’re right! Getting a tuba has to be our number-one goal! Follow me.
[She zips away, but Twilight does not follow her; she instantly zips back]
Pinkie: I said, follow me!
Rainbow Dash: Pinkie, you are so random.
Pinkie: [scoffs] And you are all so stubborn!! [gallops off in anger]
Twilight: Pinkie, what have you done?!
Pinkie: I've lost a brand-new pair of cymbals, that’s what I’ve done!
Twilight: Will you forget about your silly instruments for one second?! You’re ruining our efforts to save Ponyville!
Pinkie: Me?!! Ruin?!! I'm not the ruiner! I'm the ruin-ee!...Or is it "ruin-ess"?..."Ruin-ette"?
Applejack: Come on, girls, there’s no reasonin’ with that one. She’s a few apples short of a bushel. [They leave Pinkie behind]
Pinkie: [crying out] Hey! I’m trying to tell you all that the ruining is on the other hoof...if you’d just slow down and LISTEN TO ME!!!
Pinkie: Look! Tambourines! If you could all just--
[She realizes no one is listening to her; she shakes as her tambourines produce sound in her saddlebags]
Pinkie: GRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!! [She runs off angrily]
[Twilight notices Pinkie has set up her found instruments as a one-pony band]
Twilight: Pinkie? We’re in the middle of a crisis here! This is no time for your -- [sees the parasprites enjoying the music] Nonsense...?
Pinkie: Hey! What happened to the princess?
Twilight: Emergency in Fillydelphia...
Rainbow Dash: Some sort of... infestation.
Pinkie: Oh no! Have they got parasprites too? Well... have tuba, will travel!
Twilight: I think the princess can handle it...

Winter Wrap Up edit

Twilight: Scarf? Check. Saddle? Check. Boots? Check. Spike refusing to get up and going back to sleep? Check. It's a good thing I'm so organized. I'm ready! Bright and early! [Sees that it's still dark outside] Oh, maybe a little too early.
Spike: Well, you're good at a lot of things... Just not nest making, ice skating, animal waking, snow clearing...
Twilight: [sarcastically] Oh, thanks a lot for making me feel sooo much better.
Spike: That's what I'm here for, sister.
Applejack: Nuts Twilight, you used magic.
Spike: The nerve. Can you believe her?
Applejack: That's not how we do it 'round here, Twilight, and especially not on MAH farm.
Twilight: Well, see, I just wanted to... oh.

Call of the Cutie edit

Apple Bloom: I really don't see how that's supposed to make me feel better. It probably means that being last one in your class to get a cutie mark runs in the family. Runs in the family... Runs in the family! Runs in the family!! You got apples for your cutie mark; Granny Smith has an apple pie, Big McIntosh has an apple half, my unique talent has something to do with apples! Apples! Apples! Apples!
Apple Bloom: So, what does my cutie mark look like? A shoppin' bag full of apples? A satisfied customer eating an apple? Hmm, maybe I gotta increase my sales figures first... [sees a plum-colored pony trying to dig into a basket of apples] You touch it, you buy it! [under her breath] We take cash or credit.
Applejack: I'm sorry, ma'am [the pony runs off] Ma'am?! Ohhh... Now, Apple Bloom, you can't just...!
Apple Bloom: [dumps apples into Sweetie Drops' bag] That'll be 4 bits!
Sweetie Drops: [agitated] I didn't put those in my bag!
Apple Bloom: Likely story. 4 bits, lady!
Scootaloo: I said, you got a problem with "blank flanks"?
Silver Spoon: The problem is, I mean, she's like, totally not special.
Sweetie Belle: No, it means she's full of potential.
Scootaloo: It means she could be great at anything. The possibilities are, [imitating Diamond Tiara] like, endless.
Sweetie Belle: She could be a great scientist, or an amazing artist, or a famous writer, she could even be mayor of Ponyville some day...
Scootaloo: ...and she's not stuck being stuck-up like you two.

Fall Weather Friends edit

Applejack: But... have you ever run a race?
Twilight: Well, no. But I do know a lot about running.
Rainbow Dash: And you know this from...
Twilight: Books. I read several on the subject.
Rainbow Dash: What did you read... the Egghead's Guide to Running? Did you stretch up your... eye muscles to warm up? [laughs] Get it? "Eye muscles"?!
Spike: You know Pinkie, these two ponies have a bit of a grudge match they're trying to settle, trying to prove who's the better athletic.
Pinkie: Yes, and "grudge" rhymes with "fudge"!
Spike: Yes it... does? Wha?
Pinkie: And I like fudge, but if I eat too much fudge I get a pudge and then I can't budge.
Spike: So, no fudge?
Pinkie: No thanks, I had a big breakfast.

Suited for Success edit

Rarity: Aren't you going to tell me to change something too?
Rainbow Dash: No, I just want my dress to be cool.
Rarity: Do you not like the color?
Rainbow Dash: The color's fine, just make it look cooler.
Rarity: Do you not like the shape?
Rainbow Dash: The shape's fine, just make the whole thing you know, cooler. It needs to be about 20% cooler.
Hoity Toity: [about Rarity's dresses] Oh, those amateurish designs look like a piled-on mish-mash of everything but the kitchen sink!
[The crowd laughs, while Rarity pushes a kitchen sink away]
Hoity Toity: It's a travesty, it's what it is. Those outfits are the ugliest things I've ever seen, oh for shame! Who is responsible for subjecting our eyes to these horrors, not to mention wasting my valuable time?
Rarity: [sobbing] LEAVE ME ALONE! I want to be alone! I want to wallow in... whatever it is that ponies are supposed to wallow in! Do ponies wallow in pity? Oh, listen to me! I don't even know what I'm supposed to wallow in! I'M SO PATHETIIIC!
Twilight: Now what do we do?
Fluttershy: Uh, panic?
Rainbow Dash: That's your answer for everything!
Applejack: Well we can't just leave Rarity like this!
Pinkie: She'll become a crazy cat lady!
Twilight: [deadpan] She only has one cat.
Pinkie: Give her time...
Rarity: Exile... I guess technically I'd have to move away to live in exile. Where would I go? And what would I pack? Oh, it's going to take me forever to do all of that packing. What are you supposed to pack when you go to exile? Are you supposed to pack warm?

Feeling Pinkie Keen edit

Twilight: Pinkie, what in the wide-wide-world of Equestria are you up to?
Pinkie: It's my tail! It's my tail! It's a-twitchin' twitchin'! And you know what that means...
Twilight: Actually, Pinkie, I haven't the slightest idea.
Pinkie: The twitching means my Pinkie Sense is telling me stuff is gonna start falling. You two better duck for cover!
Twilight: Oh, Pinkie, it's not gonna rain! There's barely even a cloud in the-
[A frog lands on Twilight's face and croaks]
Pinkie: He just said "Nice Catch" in frog.
Twilight: Okay, take this down... [watches Pinkie Pie's through binoculars attached to her wheelchair] Twitchy ... tail.
Spike: [writing] Twitchy tail ... huh?! [screaming] Twitchy Tail!!
Twilight: Hush Spike, we can't let Pinkie know we're here, remember?
Spike: Something's gonna fall! Something's gonna fall! Run for your lives! Ahahahaaaah! [runs off]
Twilight: [angered] Ahh Spike, honestly, you're overreacti-
[A flowerpot lands on her head, followed by an anvil, a haycart, and a piano. Up above, a guilty-looking Derpy Hooves is seen alongside several other pegasus employees of a moving company.]

Sonic Rainboom edit

Rainbow Dash: Now that you've learned the elements of a good cheer, let's hear one!
Fluttershy: [quietly] Yay.
Rainbow Dash: Ugh, you're gonna cheer for me like that? Louder.
Fluttershy: [quietly] Yay.
Rainbow Dash: Louder.
Fluttershy: [quietly] Yay.
Rainbow Dash: LOUDER!!!
Fluttershy: [rears and inhales loudly, yet quietly] Yay... [Rainbow Dash falls over in disgust] Too loud?
Rarity: [about Rainbow Dash] Didn't you see how nervous she was?
Applejack: Nervous? Have you spit yer' bit or somethin'? She was tootin' her own horn louder than the brass section of a marching band!
Rarity: Oh puh-lease! I put on enough fashion shows to recognize stage fright when I see it.
Rainbow Dash: I just wish I could've met the Wonderbolts when they were awake. [a hoof taps on her shoulder. She turns around to see Spitfire, at the head of the Wonderbolts] Oh, my gosh, oh, my gosh, oh, my gosh, oh, my gosh, oh, mygosh!
Spitfire: So you're the little pony who saved our lives. We really wanted to meet you, and say thanks.
Rainbow Dash: Oh, my gosh, oh, my gosh, oh, my gosh, oh, my gosh, oh, mygosh!

Stare Master edit

[The Cutie Mark Crusaders try to fix a broken table, but end up messing it up]
Sweetie Belle: Um, that doesn't look like a table.
Scootaloo: [unsurely] We were making a table?
Apple Bloom: Somepony needs to put this thing out of its misery!
Scootaloo: We are definitely not Cutie Mark Crusader Carpenters.
Fluttershy: Now that we've gotten that out of the way, how about a game?
Apple Bloom: A game?
Fluttershy: It's called "Shh."
Scootaloo: What's that?
Fluttershy: Well, it's a game about who can be quiet the longest. Sound fun? [the Crusaders appear uninterested] I'm the world champ, you know. I bet you can't beat me! [squeaks, holds her breath for a few moments]
Scootaloo: ...I lose!
Sweetie Belle: Me too!
Apple Bloom: Me three!

[The Cutie Mark Crusaders are trying to find a chicken that escaped into Everfree Forest. Apple Bloom had just tried to "call" the chicken by imitating chicken noises]

Scootaloo: What are you doing?
Apple Bloom: Callin' for the chicken!
Scootaloo: That is not how you call a chicken!
Apple Bloom: Oh, and you know how to call a chicken!
Scootaloo: I know that's not the way!
Apple Bloom: Then show me.
Scootaloo: I don't have to show you!
Apple Bloom: You're just chicken.
Scootaloo: Am not!
Apple Bloom: Oh wait, now I know how to call a chicken! Scootaloo! Scoot-Scootaloo!
Scootaloo: [sarcastically] That's so funny I forgot to laugh. [walks off]
Apple Bloom: You also forgot how to call a chicken.
Sweetie Belle: Guys, we are not gonna find our special talent by arguing.
Apple Bloom: That's it! maybe arguing's our special talent!
Scootaloo: Is not!
Apple Bloom: Is too!
Scootaloo: Is not!
Apple Bloom: Is too![showing scootaloo her flank] Anything yet?
Scootaloo: No.
Apple Bloom: Darn!
[both laugh]

The Show Stoppers edit

Applejack: Cutie Mark Crusaders, welcome to your new clubhouse! [awkward pause] Well, don't thank me all at once. This was my clubhouse when I was your age. Sure it hasn't been used in a while, but it's empty and on a secluded, private part of the farm. And it's all yours. It just needs a little, uh, TLC.
Scootaloo: TLC as in "Tender Loving Care" or "Totally Lost Cause".
Scootaloo: I'm just no good at lyrics. Coming up with words is, like, really hard.
Sweetie Belle: Oh, they can't be that bad; "With our cutie marks, we'll rock Equestria. We use our stomachs to... digest-ia"? Um? Well, these are good but...
Scootaloo: Ok, so that's six wooden planks, 4x8 plywood, a box of nails, four cans of paint, and four brushes. Anything else?
Sweetie Belle: Yeah, instructions on how to use six wooden planks, 4x8 plywood, a box of nails, four cans of paint, and four brushes.
Twilight: "Ghosts, Goblins, and Ghoulish Figures"? Good heavens, girls, what do you need a book like this for?
Scootaloo: You'll see, thanks Twilight! We'll give it back as soon as we're done with it.
Twilight: What do you think they're up to?
Spike: I have no idea, and I don't know if I should be excited or scared to find out.

A Dog and Pony Show edit

Applejack: Heavens to betsy! Now, I'm used to pickin' myself up and dustin' myself off, but Rarity won't even touch mud 'less it's imported.
Rarity: [after Rover inadvertently calls her a mule] Did- did you just call me a mule?
Rover: Uh...
Rarity: Mules are ugly. Are you saying I too am ugly? [starts bawling]
Spot: What's this noise?
Rarity: [crying] He called me ugly!!! [Spot flashes an angry glare towards Rover]
Rover: No! Mule; I said 'mule'.
Rarity: An old, ugly mule! And it's true! Just look at me! I- I used to be beautiful, but now-!
Fido: No, you're still beautiful pon- er, Miss Rarity.
Rarity: [sobbing] You're just saying that!
Spot: No! You're still pretty-
Rover: And nice!
Rarity: I don't believe you!! You never liked me!!! [continues crying even harder]
Rarity: I must say the working conditions in here are simply dreadful. Musty and damp, it's going to wreak havoc on my mane. And this air is stifling, suffocating. And when I try to take a deep breath, the stench of all you dogs makes me nauseated. You look and smell like if you haven't bathed in weeks. Have you never heard of soap? You could all do with a good round of soap and water. water, I'm terribly thirsty. Could I please have some water?
Spot: Good gracious, I can't take this anymore. BE QUIET, PONY!
Rarity: And that's another thing. I would appreciate if you stopped calling me "pony". I am a lady and I wish to be addressed as such. So you may call me "Miss" or "Rarity" or "Miss Rarity".
Rover: ENOUGH! Your whining - i-i-it hurts!
Rarity: "Whining"? I am not "whining". I am complaining. Do you want to hear "whining"? [starts whining] This is whining! Oooh, this harness is too tight! It's going to chafe! Can't you loosen it?! Oh, it hurts and it's so rusty! Why didn't you clean it first?! It's gonna leave a stain, and the wagon's getting heavy! Why do I have to pull it?!
Spot: Aaah! Make it stop!
Rover: Stop whining!
Rarity: [whining] But I thought you wanted whining!
Rarity: Just because I'm a lady doesn't mean that I cannot handle myself in a sticky situation. I had them wrapped around my hoof the entire time.
Twilight: I can't wait to write to Princess Celestia to tell her what you taught me today.
Rarity: Me? What did I teach you?
Twilight: Just because some pony is ladylike doesn't make her weak. In fact, by using her wits a seemingly defenseless pony can be the one who outsmarts and outshines them all.

Green Isn't Your Color edit

Photo Finish: Flüttershy, it is time to make... de magics!
Spike: I'm gonna tell you two a secret. But you have to promise not to tell anyone.
Pinkie: Cross my heart and hope to fly, stick a cupcake in my eye.
[Pinkie and Twilight lean in to listen]
Spike: Closer... closer...
[They lean in closer]
Spike: [Confessing tone] I have a crush on Rarity!
Pinkie: [gasps] We won't say a word!
Twilight: Gimme a break, everypony already knows how you-
Pinkie: Twilight! You promised Spike you wouldn't say anything. He trusts you; and losing a friend's trust is the fastest way to lose a friend forever!
Twilight: But..
[Pinkie pops up behind her]
Pinkie: Forever!
Fluttershy: You promise not to tell Rarity?
Twilight: I swear.
Fluttershy: Pinkie swear?
Twilight: Cross my heart and hope to fly, stick a cupcake in my- [pokes her eye with a hoof] -Ah!
Twilight: [explaining a plan to Pinkie] On her own, Fluttershy could never do something unattractive, but if I use my magic to make her do something unattractive, Photo Finish wouldn't want her to model anymore, then Rarity wouldn't be so jealous; and I'll no longer have to keep both of their secrets! You have to promise not to tell anyone. Please?
[Without speaking, Pinkie draws her hoof over her mouth, twists it, paws at the floor, waves her hoof over the area she just pawed, draws a triangle shape in midair, and takes a step forward.]
Twilight: [confused] ...So, you do promise, or you don't promise?
Pinkie: Uh, yes! [repeating the motions] Obviously, that's why I zipped my mouth closed, then locked it with a key, then dug a hole, then buried the key, built a house on top of the hole where I buried the key, and moved into the house built on top of the hole!
Twilight: [deadpan] ...Obviously.

Over a Barrel edit

Rainbow Dash: When we get to Appleloosa, do you think we'll have to carry that heavy tree all the way from the train to the orchard?
Pinkie: What tree? You mean Bloomberg?
Rainbow Dash: [sarcastically] No, Fluttershy.
Pinkie: Fluttershy's not a tree, silly!
Twilight: What's going on?
Pinkie: Rainbow Dash thinks Fluttershy's a tree!
Rainbow Dash: I do not think she's a tree! I was just-
Twilight: Did you say she was a tree?
Rainbow Dash: No! Well, yes. But not exactly-
Twilight: You know she's not a tree, right?
Pinkie: She's not a tree, Dashie!
Fluttershy: [softly] I'd like to be a tree!
Spike: Oh, for Pete's sake! [storms off]
Twilight: Well, that was kind of huffy!
Fluttershy: Huffy the Magic Dragon!
Applejack: But, Braeburn, we–
Braeburn: And here's the most wonderful sight in all of Aaa-pleloosa! Our apple orchard!
Applejack: Braeburn!
Braeburn: First harvest should be any day now.
Applejack: Braebu–
Braeburn: Good thing too!
Applejack: Brae–
Braeburn: 'cause we need that grub to live on.
Applejack: [yelling] BRAEBURN!!!
Braeburn: Uh, yes, cuz?

A Bird in the Hoof edit

Fluttershy: I'm late! For a very important date!
Twilight: You have no idea what the Princess is gonna do when she finds out you're the one who took her pet, do you?!
Fluttershy: Do you?
Twilight: Well, no. But it can't be anything good! She might banish you from Equestria, or throw you in a dungeon. Or banish you and then throw you in a dungeon in the place that she banishes you to!
Celestia: A phoenix is a majestic, magical bird. While it appears healthy and happy most of the time, every so often, it must renew itself by shedding all of its feathers and bursting into flames. Rather melodramatic, if you ask me...

The Cutie Mark Chronicles edit

Scootaloo: We can start with the coolest pony in Ponyville...
Apple Bloom: Applejack!
Sweetie Belle: Rarity!
Scootaloo: No, you guys. I said "cool". You know what I'm talking about. She's fast. She's tough. She's not afraid of anything.
Apple Bloom and Sweetie Belle: Pinkie Pie?
Scootaloo: No! The greatest flier to ever come out of Cloudsdale.
Apple Bloom and Sweetie Belle: Fluttershy?
Scootaloo: No! Rainbow Dash!
Young Rarity: A rock?! That's my destiny?! What is your problem, horn?! I followed you all the way out here for a rock?! [grunts] Dumb rock!
Pinkie: [concluding her story] And that's how Equestria was made!
Scootaloo: Wha? Huh?
Pinkie: Maybe on the way home, I can tell you how I got my cutie mark. It's a gem.
Sweetie Belle: Oh c'mon, she's just being Pinkie Pie.

Owl's Well That Ends Well edit

[Spike is sleeping in a punch bowl]
Twilight: Aww! he's worked himself to the bone!
Pinkie: And now the punch has been... Spiked!
Spike: Uhh, hi there. I'm Spike. I'm sure Twilight has told you all about me.
Owlowiscious: Hooo.
Spike: Uhh Spike. You know, assistant number one?
Owlowiscious: Hooo?
Spike: I'm Spike! And who are you? What are you?
Owlowisciouss: Hooo!
Spike: Who?
Owlowiscious: Hooo!
Spike: I thought your name was Owlowiscious?
Owlowiscious: Hooo?
Spike: Ok, Who, Owlowiscious, whatever! I'm Spike, OK? Look, all you need to know is that I'm #1, and you're #2. Got it?
Owlowiscious: Hooo?
Spike: So, man of mystery, huh? I'm keepin' my eye on you! [walks away looking backwards] I've got eyes in the back of my head too you know! [crashes into the door] Uhh, well, not really. You know what I mean!
Twilight: [angrily] I seen a dragon lie!

Party of One edit

[Pinkie is trying to interrogate Spike on why her friends won't go to her party]
Spike: Confess?
Pinkie: Confess!
Spike: [hesitant] I'm the one who poured juice all over Twilight's copy of "Magical Mysteries and Practical Potions"!
Pinkie: And?
Spike: [hesitant] I was the one who used up all the hot water in Ponyville taking a seven hour bubble bath!
Pinkie: And?
Spike: And sometimes... when no one's around... I do this! [drags over a mirror, starts flexing his muscles] Lookin' good Spike! Lookin' real good!
Pinkie: [annoyed and irritated] No, no, no, NO!
[Pinkie has turned inanimate objects into "guests" for a party none of the other ponies are attending]
Pinkie: Thank you all so much for coming. It means so much to Gummy. [as Mr. Turnip, a bucket of turnips] Can I have some more punch? Of course you can have some more punch, Mr. Turnip. [twitches, as Rocky, a pile of rocks] This is one great party. You've really outdone yourself! Why thank you, Rocky. [as Sir Lints-a-Lot, a bit of sofa lint] I'm having a delightful time as well. I'm so glad, Sir Lints-a-Lot. [twitches again, as Madame LeFlour, a bag of flour] Might I trouble you for another slice of cake? Anything for you, Madame LeFlour. [as Rocky] I'm just glad none of them ponies showed up! Oh, they're not so bad... [goes into a psychotic cross-eyed expression]
Rocky: [moving on its own in delusion] "Not so bad"? Puh-leeze! They're a buncha' losers!
Pinkie: Oh come on now. "Losers" might be a bit strong, don't you think?
Sir Lints-a-Lot: After the way they treated you, I'd say "losers" isn't strong enough.
Pinkie: It was pretty rude...
Madame LaFlour: "Pretty rude?!" It was downright... despicable!
Pinkie: It was, wasn't it?!
Mr. Turnip: If I were you, I wouldn't speak to them ever again.
Pinkie: You know what? I'm not going to speak to them ever again, and I'm not going to invite them to another party for as long as I live! They don't deserve to be invited to my parties; not after the way they've been acting...
Pinkie: [as Rainbow Dash is trying to convince her to leave her house] I'm most certainly not leaving. I'm having a wonderful time right here.
Rainbow Dash: You should really just come with me.
Pinkie: [as Rocky] You heard the lady! She ain't goin' nowhere, chump!
Rainbow Dash: Who are you calling a chump, chump?! [knocks Rocky over with a noose-boop] Ugh, that's it, party's over.
Rainbow: You'd think she'd be excited...?
Pinkie: Excited?! EXCITED?! Why would I be excited to attend my own farewell party?!
Twilight: [confused] "Farewell party"?
Pinkie: Yes! You don't like me anymore so you decided to kick me out of the group, and throw a great, big party to celebrate! A "Farewell of Pinkie Pie" party!
Applejack: Why in the world would you think we didn't like you anymore, sugar cube?
Pinkie: Why? Why?! WHY?! Because you've been LYING to me and avoiding me all day! THAT'S WHY!
Rainbow: Uh, yeah. Because we wanted your party to be a surprise.
Rarity: We've been planning this party for such a long time, we had to make excuses for why we couldn't attend Gummy's party so that we could have everything ready for yours.
Twilight: If this is a farewell party, why does the cake I picked up from Sugarcube Corner say: "Happy birthday, Pinkie Pie"?!
[Pinkie takes a closer look at all of the decorations and realizes everything]
Pinkie: [hair poofs back to inflated mode] Because it's my birthday!!

The Best Night Ever edit

Spike: Come on, you guys! Let me in!
Rainbow Dash: [heading for the door] Sure thing, Spike.
Rarity: [gets in her way] Heavens no! We're getting dressed!
Applejack: "Dressed"? Uh, beg pardon Rarity, but, uh, we don't normally wear clothes.
Fluttershy: I'll catch you yet, my pretties. Oh yes, as soon as one of you little birds, or monkeys, or bears touches this net, you'll be mine! MINE!!! [laughs evilly, but then trips and falls into the net]
Twilight: Well, it can't get any worse...
[Fluttershy suddenly bursts through the door. A large number of animals from outside start rushing in]
Fluttershy: [agitated and livid] You're... going to LOVE ME!!
[All the other ponies start to flee, while Twilight is dumbfounded by the scene]
Celestia: [whispers] Run.

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