Merry Christmas, Drake & Josh
2008 television film directed by Michael Grossman
- The cow goes moo! I was trapped in a refrigerator! I take special vitamins!
- Judge: I said I have a but!
- Drake: [chuckles] He said he had a butt.
- Josh: Shut up.
- Little Boy: When is Santa going to be here?
- Steve: Well, I don't know, but I'll bet you old Saint Nick's going to be here real soon.
- Woman: Excuse me, I distinctly ordered a diet root beer, and this tastes like sh-
- Steve: I AM TALKING TO CHILDREN!!!!
- [last lines of the film, and the entire series]
- Drake: So?
- Josh: So?
- Drake: Yes or no? Is this the best Christmas you ever had?
- Josh: It will be, after THIS! [throws snow at Drake]
- Drake: I'm gonna get you, Nichols!
- Josh: Bring it, Parker! [the two chase each other around]
- Drake: Santa's not looking for a relationship right now
- Fat girl: I want what that other girl was getting.
|Drake Parker||Drake Bell|
|Josh Nichols||Josh Peck|
|Megan Parker||Miranda Cosgrove|
|Crazy Steve||Jerry Trainor|
|Audrey Parker Nichols||Nancy Sullivan|
|Walter Nichols||Jonathan Goldstein|
|Mindy Crenshaw||Allison Scagliotti|
|Eric Blonnowitz||Scott Halberstadt|
|Craig Ramirez||Alec Medlock|
|Helen Dubois||Yvette Nicole Brown|
|Mrs. Hayfer||Julia Duffy|
|Mary Alice Johansson||Bailee Madison|
|Officer Perry J. Gilbert||David Pressman|
|Judge Newman||Henry Winkler|