Merry Christmas, Drake & Josh
2008 television film directed by Michael Grossman
Merry Christmas, Drake & Josh (also known as Drake & Josh: Best Christmas Ever) is a television movie based on the Nickelodeon sitcom Drake & Josh.
Steve edit
- The cow goes moo! I was trapped in a refrigerator! I take special vitamins!
Dialogue edit
- Judge: I said I have a but!
- Drake: [chuckles] He said he had a butt.
- Josh: Shut up.
- Little Boy: When is Santa going to be here?
- Steve: Well, I don't know, but I'll bet you old Saint Nick's going to be here real soon.
- Woman: Excuse me, I distinctly ordered a diet root beer, and this tastes like sh-
- Steve: I AM TALKING TO CHILDREN!!!!
- [last lines of the film, and the entire series]
- Drake: So?
- Josh: So?
- Drake: Yes or no? Is this the best Christmas you ever had?
- Josh: It will be, after THIS! [throws snow at Drake]
- Drake: I'm gonna get you, Nichols!
- Josh: Bring it, Parker! [the two chase each other around]
- Drake: Santa's not looking for a relationship right now
- Fat girl: I want what that other girl was getting.
Cast edit
| Character | Actor/Actress |
|---|---|
| Drake Parker | Drake Bell |
| Josh Nichols | Josh Peck |
| Megan Parker | Miranda Cosgrove |
| Crazy Steve | Jerry Trainor |
| Audrey Parker Nichols | Nancy Sullivan |
| Walter Nichols | Jonathan Goldstein |
| Mindy Crenshaw | Allison Scagliotti |
| Eric Blonnowitz | Scott Halberstadt |
| Craig Ramirez | Alec Medlock |
| Helen Dubois | Yvette Nicole Brown |
| Gavin | Jake Farrow |
| Mrs. Hayfer | Julia Duffy |
| Mary Alice Johansson | Bailee Madison |
| Luke | Devon Graye |
| Lily | Camille Goldstein |
| Violet | Cosette Goldstein |
| Trey | Daven Wilson |
| Zigfee | David Gore |
| Bludge | Kimbo Slice |
| Officer Perry J. Gilbert | David Pressman |
| Judge Newman | Henry Winkler |
