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Lilo & Stitch

2002 American animated science fiction comedy-drama film

Lilo & Stitch is a 2002 American animated comedy-drama adventure film released by Walt Disney Pictures on June 21, 2002. about a Hawaiian girl who adopts an unusual pet who is actually a notorious extraterrestrial fugitive from the law.

It was released on DVD and VHS on December 3, 2002. A DVD version of the film was later re-released on March 24, 2009. Along with Lilo & Stitch 2: Stitch Has a Glitch, the film was released in a 2-Movie Collection on Blu-ray on June 11, 2013.

Written and directed by Chris Sanders and Dean DeBlois.
There's one in every family.(taglines)

Contents

StitchEdit

  • Ohana means family. Family means nobody gets left behind, or forgotten.
  • L-lost... [looks at the forest around him] I'm lost!
  • [crashes through the wall and picks up a Volkswagen] Blue punch buggy! [car hits Jumba] No punch-back!
  • This is my family. I found it all on my own. It's little, and broken, but still good. Yeah - still good.
  • Also cute and fluffy!
  • [first words to Lilo] Hi...!
  • ALOHA!

Lilo PelekaiEdit

  • Leave me alone to diiieee...
  • My friends need to be punished.
  • Hello? Hello?! Are there any "aminals" in here?
  • This is you, and this is your badness level. It's unusually high for someone your size.
  • [Nani is trying to take Stitch back to the shelter] HE WAS AN ORPHAN AND WE ADOPTED HIM! WHAT ABOUT 'OHANA'?!
  • [Stitch is looking at a picture of Lilo, Nani, and their parents] That's us, before... It was rainy one night, and they went for a drive. [Stitch looks sadly at Lilo and then the photo] What happened to yours? [Stitch looks surprised] I hear you cry at night. Do you dream of them?
  • [Stitch is running away] "Ohana" means "family". "Family" means nobody gets left behind. But if you want to leave, you can. I'll remember you though. [looking at the picture of her deceased parents] I remember everyone that leaves.
  • [on the phone] Hello, Cobra Bubbles? Aliens are attacking my house!
  • They want my dog!
  • Oh good, my dog found the chainsaw.
  • Don't leave me, okay?
  • YOU'LL LIKE IT, 'CAUSE IT'S STINKY LIKE YOU! [enters her bedroom and angrily slams the door]

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Nani PelekaiEdit

  • Look at him, Lilo. He's obviously mutated from something else! We have to take it back!
  • NO! YOU CAN'T TAKE HER! I'm the only one who understands her! If you take her away, she won't stand a chance!
  • [talking to David on the phone] I think is might be a koala... an evil koala... I can't even pet it, it keeps staring at me like it's gonna eat me...
  • [furiously yells at Lilo] GO TO YOUR ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!

Dr. Jumba JookibaEdit

  • So, tell me, my little one-eyed one - on what poor, pitiful, defenseless planet has my monstrosity been unleashed?
  • Using that little girl for a shield! THIS IS LOW EVEN FOR YOU! [Stitch does a head-stand and starts wiggling his butt at him] ARGH!
  • [to Stitch] You shouldn't play with guns.
  • Ugh! Little monster!
  • You always get in way!
  • Don't run. Don't make me shoot you; you were expensive.
  • Hiding behind your little friend won't work anymore! Didn't we tell you? We got fired this morning. New rules.
  • Running away? Here...let me stop you.
  • I'll tear him apart with both my hands!
  • Created something? Hah! But that would be irresponsible! And unethical! I would never, ever... [Stitch is revealed] make more than one.
  • WHAT?! After all you put me through, YOU EXPECT ME TO HELP YOU, JUST LIKE THAT?! JUST LIKE THAT?!!!

Agent Wendy PleakleyEdit

  • Hold it! Hold everything! Earth is a protected wildlife reserve. Yeah, we were using it build the mosquito population, which, need I remind you, is an endangered species!
  • [about his View-Master] It's fascinating, isn't it? With this, I've been able to study.
  • [after the Grand Councelwoman asks who to capture Stitch] Does he have a brother? Close grandmother perhaps?
  • A mosquito has chosen me for her perch! She's so... beautiful. Look, another one! And another one! [a swarm of mosquitoes land all over him] It's a whole flock, and they like me! They're nuzzling my flesh with their noses! Now, they're, um... They're... Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!
  • [deleted scene, while on the Boeing] Yes. How many pieces are in the four-piece luggage set? I don't know, maybe the company is called Four Piece.

Cobra BubblesEdit

  • In case you're wondering, this did not go well. You have three days to change my mind. [door closes and Nani glares]
  • [Yelling to Nani over her destroyed house] Is this what she needs?!

Mertle EdmondsEdit

  • You're crazy.
  • Apology not accepted. Now get out of my way before I run you over.
  • [Stitch takes the bike from her] Eww!, get away from me. I'm going to get disease. [Stitch pushes her off the bike, gets on it, and takes Lilo with him] Waah, somebody do something!

OthersEdit

  • Capt. Gantu: [After being bitten by Stitch, a running gag] Does this look infected to you?
  • Mertle Edmonds: [After being bitten by Lilo, still a running gag] Does this look infected to you?
  • Grand Councilwoman: [Referring to Jumba and Pleakly] Don't let those two on my ship.
  • Ariel: [from teaser trailer; to Stitch] I was singing here! And Get your own movie.
  • Belle: [from teaser trailer] I'll be in my room! [Stitch whistles as she walks by] [to Stitch] Get your own movie.
  • Aladdin: [from teaser trailer; seeing Princess Jasmine riding in Stitch's ship] Hey! ...Get your own movie.
  • Timon: [from teaser trailer; sees Rafiki holding Stitch] Hey, that's not Simba!

DialogueEdit

(Original opening)

Grand Councilwoman: Prepare yourselves. Three months ago, an unauthorized military experiment was uncovered in which a creature was modified at the genetic level. Open it. [tube opens] He is called Experiment 6-2-6. [Stitch snarls at the guards] Thoroughly unpleasant. His recent attack on the peaceful populace of the planet Piztov is a mere addition to the nauseating list of mischief and hooliganism that has earned him the prestigious title of Public Nuisance Number One. Experiment 6-2-6, you have given no indication that you are anything but dangerous, but I can give you this one chance. Show us that there is something inside you that is good.
Gantu: Answer, you piece of garbage!
Stitch: [clears throat] MEEGA NALA KWEESTA! (I WANT TO DESTROY!)
Audience: [gasps]
Grand Councilwoman: So naughty!
Stitch: [laughs hysterically]
Grand Councilwoman: I herby sentence you to life imprisonment on a maximum security asteroid. Captain Gantu, take him away.
Gantu: With pleasure!

(Final cut opening)

Gantu: What is that monstrosity?
Jumba: Monstrosity?! What you see before you is the first of a new species. I call him Experiment 6-2-6. He is bullet-proof, fire-proof, and can think faster than supercomputer. He can see in the dark, and move objects three thousand times his size! His only instinct: TO DESTROY EVERYTHING HE TOUCHES! [laughs maniacally]
Grand Councilwoman: So it is a monster.
Jumba: [nonchalantly] Hey, just a little one.
Gantu: It's an affront to nature! IT MUST BE DESTROYED!
Grand Councilwoman: Calm yourself, Captain Gantu. Perhaps it can be reasoned with. [to Stitch] Experiment 6-2-6, give us some sign you understand any of this. Show us there something inside you that is good.
Stitch: [clears throat] MEEGA NALA KWEESTA! (I WANT TO DESTROY!)
Audience: [gasps]
Grand Councilwoman: So naughty!
Stitch: [laughs hysterically]
Jumba: I didn't teach him that!
Gantu: Place that idiot scientist UNDER ARREST!
Jumba: I prefer to be called "EVIL GENIUS"!
Grand Councilwoman: And as for that abomination, it is the flawed product of a deranged mind. It has no place among us. Captain Gantu, take him away.
Gantu: With pleasure!

[In Jumba's cell after Stitch has escaped]
Jumba: [chuckles] He got away?
Grand Councilwoman: I'm sure this comes as no surprise to you.
Jumba: I designed this creature for it to be unstoppable.
Grand Councilwoman: Which is precisely why you must now bring him back.
Jumba: What, me?
Grand Councilwoman: And to reward you, we are willing to trade your freedom for his capture.
Jumba: [sighs] 6-2-6 will not come easily... Maybe direct hit from plasma-cannon might stun him long enough to--
Grand Councilwoman: [interrupting, exasperated] Plasma-cannon granted. Do we have a bargain, Dr. Jumba?
Jumba: [grunts and nods]

[After Lilo shows up to hula dance class late, soaking wet, Mertle, Elena, Teresa and Yuki slip in the puddles.]
Moses Puloki: Stop, stop. Lilo, why are you all wet?
Lilo: It's sandwich day.
[Puloki looks confused]
Lilo: [sighs] Every Thursday, I take Pudge the fish a peanut butter sandwich.
Puloki: [still confused] Pudge is a fish...?
Lilo: [continues] And today we were out of peanut butter! So I asked my sister what to give him, and she said a tuna sandwich! I can't give Pudge tuna! [Whispers] Do you know what tuna is?
Puloki: Fish?
Lilo: IT'S FISH! IF I GAVE PUDGE TUNA, I'D BE AN ABOMINATION! I'm late because I had to go to the store, and get peanut butter, cause all we have...is... [jumping angrily] IS STINKIN' TUNA!!!
Puloki: Lilo, Lilo. Why is this so important?
Lilo: [seriously] Pudge controls the weather.
[Everyone exchanges puzzled looks]
Mertle: You're crazy.
[Lilo angrily attacks her; the other girls gather around Puloki as he picks up Lilo.]
Puloki: PLEASE! PLEASE! EVERYBODY CALM DOWN!
[Mertle cries]
Puloki: Girls... (speaking Hawaiian) Shh. Lilo...
Lilo: I'm sorry, I'm sorry! I won't do it again!
Puloki: Maybe we should call your sister.
Lilo: No! I'll be good! I want to dance. I practiced. I just want to dance. I practiced.
[Pause]
Mertle: Ooh, she bit me.
Elena, Teresa and Yuki: Ewwwwwww!

Cobra Bubbles: [reaching down to shake hands with Lilo] Nice to meet you.
Lilo: [tilting her head as if to read something] Your knuckles say "Cobra." [Cobra Bubbles withdraws his hand, his knuckles crack] "Cobra Bubbles." You don’t look like a social worker.
Cobra Bubbles: I’m a special classification.
Lilo: Did you ever kill anyone?
Cobra Bubbles: [frowning] We’re getting off the subject. Today let's talk about you. Are you...happy?
Lilo: [opens her mouth wide to show a fake smile, sounding slightly bored, speaking in response to Nani’s pantomiming behind Cobra] I’m adjusted. I eat four food groups and look both ways when crossing the street. And take long naps... [Nani clenches a fist in a "Doing well" sign] and get disciplined?
[Nani cringes]
Cobra Bubbles: Disciplined?
[Lilo continues, with Nani silently getting more and more frantic.]
Lilo: Yeah, she disciplines me real good. Sometimes five times a day. [Nani places her head in her hands in despair] With bricks. [Nani looks up in horror]
Cobra Bubbles: Bricks?
Lilo: Uh-huh. In a pillowcase.
Nani: [clamps her hand over Lilo's mouth] Okay! That's enough sugar for you! [pushes Lilo in the direction out of the room and speaks through her clenched teeth] Why dontcha run along, ya little cutie? [nervously laughs, looking at Cobra Bubbles] The other social workers just thought she was a scream... Thirsty? [walks to the fridge awkwardly]

Nani: Why didn't you wait at the school?! You were supposed to wait there! [Lilo struggles to break free] LILO! Do you not understand? Do you want to be taken away? [pause] ANSWER ME!
Lilo: NO!
Nani: No, you don't understand?!
Lilo: NO!
Nani: "No", what?
Lilo: NOOOOO! [drops to the floor and moans]
Nani: [turns red in anger] Ugh! You're such a pain...!
Lilo: So why don't you sell me and buy a rabbit instead?!
Nani: AT LEAST A RABBIT WOULD BEHAVE BETTER THAN YOU!
Lilo: Go ahead! Then you'll be happy! Because it'll be smarter than me, too!
Nani: AND QUIETER!
Lilo: You'll like it, 'CAUSE IT'S STINKY LIKE YOU! [enters her bedroom and angrily shuts the door]
Nani: [furiously] GO TO YOUR ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!
Lilo: [furiously opens door] I'M ALREADY IN MY ROOM! [angrily shuts the door again]
[each sister angrily picks up a pillow and screams into it]

Lilo: [trying to push Nani out of her room] Can't you go any faster?!
Nani: [leaning back] Oh, no! Gravity is increasing on me!
Lilo: No, it's not!
Nani: Is too, Lilo. The same thing happened yesterday. [Accidentally falls on top of Lilo]
Lilo: YOU ROTTEN SISTER, YOUR BUTT IS CRUSHING ME! Why do you act so weird?! [angrily slams the door]

[Nani and Lilo are at an animal shelter looking for a pet dog.]
Nani: [to shelter worker] We're looking for something that can defend itself... something that won't die, something... sturdy, you know?
Lilo: Like a lobster!
Nani: Lilo, you lolo. Do we have a lobster door? No, we have a dog door! We are getting a dog!

Lilo: My friends!
[Mertle and her friends run away from Lilo]
Mertle: What do you want?
Lilo: I'm sorry I bit you and pulled your hairband punched you in the face.
Mertle: Apology not accepted. Now get out of my way before I run you over. [starles]
Lilo: I got a new dog. His name is Stitch.
Mertle: That is the ugliest thing I have ever saw.
Kids: Yeeeeeah!
Mertle: Eww! Get it away from me! I'm gonna get a disease! [Stitch takes a bicycle from Mertle] Somebody do something!

Captain Gantu: Little savage! GET OFF MY SHIP! [Gantu's lasers point at Stitch and he falls down]
Lilo: STITCH!!

Lilo: Don't leave me, okay?
Stitch: Okay...

Captain Gantu: Abomination.
Stitch: Stupidhead.

Stitch: ALOHA!
Captain Gantu: You're VILE! You're FOUL! YOU'RE FLAWED!
Stitch: Also cute and FLUFFY!
[Stitch grabs him and throws him off of his ship by smashing him through the windshield.]

Grand Councilwoman: YOU?! YOU'RE THE CAUSE OF ALL THIS! If it wasn't for your Experiment 6-2-6, none of this-
Stitch: [interrupting] Stitch!
Grand Councilwoman: What?
Stitch: My name Stitch.
Grand Councilwoman: Stitch, then. If it wasn't for Stitch- [realizes what just happened, turns back to Stitch]
Stitch: Does Stitch have to go in the ship?
Grand Councilwoman: [shocked, hesitant] ...Yes.
Stitch: Can Stitch say goodbye?
Grand Councilwoman: Yes.
Stitch: Thank you. [walks over to Nani and Lilo]
Grand Councilwoman: [looks at Nani and Lilo] Who are you?
Stitch: This is my family. I found it all on my own. It's little and broken, but still good. Yeah. Still good.

Cobra Bubbles: [whispering] Lilo. Didn't you find that thing at a shelter?
Lilo: Hey! Three days ago, I bought Stitch at the shelter. I paid two dollars for him. See this stamp? I own him. If you take him, you're stealing.
Cobra Bubbles: Aliens are all about rules.
Great Councilwoman: You look familiar.
Cobra Bubbles: CIA. Roswell. 1973.
Great Councilwoman: Ah, yes. You had hair then.

[Stitch grabs Jumba's plasma gun, but Jumba plugs it with a carrot]
Jumba: You shouldn't play with guns.
Stitch: [giving it to him] Oh, okay.
Jumba: Thank you. [hears the gun beeping, realizes it is about to overload and throws it back to Stitch] Oh, uh, I just remembered - it's your birthday! Happy birthday!
Stitch: [throwing it to him] Err, Merry Christmas!
Jumba: [throwing it to him] It's not Christmas!
Stitch: [throwing it to him] Happy Hanukah!
[as Jumba and Stitch play hot potato with the overloading gun, Pleakley grabs Lilo and runs out of the house]
Lilo: We're leaving Stitch?!
Jumba: [in background, overlapped by Lilo] It's not Hanukah!
Pleakley: Trust me, this is not gonna end well!
[back to Jumba and Stitch]
Jumba: One potato!
Stitch: Two potato!
Jumba: Three potato!
Stitch: Four!
Jumba: Five potato!
Stitch: Six potato!
Jumba: Seven potato, more!
Stitch: MY...
Jumba: MOTHER...
Stitch: TOLD...
Jumba: ME...
Stitch: YOU...
Jumba: ARE...
Stitch: It.
Jumba: HA! I win!
'[the gun explodes; destroying Lilo's house]
...

TaglinesEdit

  • There's one in every family.
  • His name is Stitch.
  • Meet Stitch. This Summer, He's Coming to OUR Planet.
  • He's coming to our galaxy.
  • On June 21, The tradition is under attack.

CastEdit

See alsoEdit

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