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Stitch! The Movie

2003 direct-to-video pilot film

Pilot film | Seasons: 1 2 | Finale film | Main

Stitch! The Movie is a 2003 American direct-to-video animated science-fiction film directed by Tony Craig and Roberts Gannaway and produced by Walt Disney Television Animation. It is a sequel to the 2002 film Lilo & Stitch and the pilot to Lilo & Stitch: The Series, which debuted the month after this film's release.

Note that in the below text, the numbers of Jumba's experiments are all officially written by The Walt Disney Company as whole numbers but are normally pronounced by digit. (e.g. "Experiment 626" should be read as "Experiment Six-Two-Six".)

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[First lines; Gantu walks into a large, windowed room in a spaceship with the stars of space visibly flying by outside. Dr. Jacques von Hämsterviel appears on an oval screen]
Dr. Hämsterviel: Please, come closer. [a spotlight shines on a red chair] Have a seat. [Gantu growls, then walks to the chair that's too small for him and sits on it] Tell me, what makes you think you're so qualified for this assignment?
Gantu: Well, my...previous occupation was captain of the Galactic Alliance. But um... [clears throat] After my last mission, I was uh...retired.
Hämsterviel: You let Experiment 626 escape.
Gantu: [angrily gets up and points at the screen with the chair stuck to his backside] It wasn't my fault! The little trog-!
Hämsterviel: Calm down! [the chair pops off Gantu and falls back on the floor] This job has absolutely nothing to do with 626.
Gantu: I know what the job is about, and I believe I know the location of the item you seek.
Hämsterviel: [getting excited] Where is it? Where?!
Gantu: A tiny planet in Gamma Quadrant. They call it...Earth.
[At Lahui Beach]
David: [after surfing in the waves, he sees Nani grabbing the beach equipment] Hey, Nani, you need some help? Let me give you a hand.
Nani: [hands David the equipment] Where's Lilo?
David: She's not with you?
[Jumba and Pleakley, wearing early 20th century bathing clothes, arrive in Nani's red dune buggy]
Pleakley: Look! A parking space! [Jumba drives the buggy through a guardrail and crashes offscreen] WAAAAAAH!
[Jumba reverses the buggy back in frame and parks it, with Pleakley hanging over the windscreen]
Jumba: Ridiculous Earth vehicle! [he and Pleakley exit the buggy] Needs evil genius tune-up!
Pleakley: I am THRILLED! [happily spins on one of his three legs] My very first day at an Earth beach! I've been studying...mingling with locals. [faces forward and does a shaka sign] Hang loose!
[Cut to two women staring at Jumba and Pleakley in disbelief]
Woman: [rolls eyes and sighs] Whatever. [walks away with her friend]
[Cut back to Jumba and Pleakley]
Jumba: Are you sure wooly one-piece bathing suit is from proper century?
Pleakley: Absolutely. [pulls out a straw hat from behind Jumba] Now put on your hat. [puts hat on Jumba]
Nani: [walks up to Jumba and Pleakley] Hey, have you two seen Lilo?
Jumba: We thought the little girl was with you.
[Cut to Lilo]
Lilo: [to Stitch] Today, you'll take your rightful place as part of the Hawaiian community. Are you ready?
Stitch: [jumps behind the rock] Hajibah! [shows up in a hula skirt, grass hat, and sunglasses]
Lilo: Nice skirt, but you don't need to dress up. Just be yourself.
Stitch: [extends his lower pair of arms, antennae, and spines, appearing in his true alien form] Hiii.
Lilo: ...Maybe not that much yourself. [Stitch retracts his lower arms, antennae, and spines to appear as a "dog" again] Now, remember, in Hawaii everybody calls each other "cousin." Not because we're all related, because we're one big ohana, one happy family. [Stitch is nervous] You'll be fine. Just say, "Aloha, cousin." [Stitch walks on, but looks back] Go on.
Stitch: [walks over to the boy, who's playing sand castle] Aloha, cousin. [hugs the boy]
Boy: NOOOO!!! [runs off, knocking the sand castle over]
[Then Stitch sees the group playing volleyball]
Man 1: I got it!
[Then Stitch joins in, but accidentally pokes the volleyball with his claws]
Group: Huh?
[The volleyball deflates]
Stitch: [nervously] Heh. Aloha, cousin?
[Cuts to the food table]
Man 2: [smiffs] Mmm. Smells good!
Moses: Okay. Who wants to slice the pineapple?
Stitch: [volunteers] Aggataga! [takes out the chainsaw, and crazily slices the whole table, causing everyone to run away in panic]
Lilo: Oh, no.
Jumba: Not good.
David: Hey, that's my chainsaw.
[Stitch stops in realization, a few seconds before the table collapse. Stitch gets up]
Man 3: That blue dude, he's, like, totally freaky.
Moses: I told Lilo, no pets.
[Lilo facepalms as Stitch walks away in sadness]
Nani: [to Pleakley] You sure you can watch Lilo for a couple of hours?
Pleakley: You two go, have a good time. Everything here is completely under control. [the food flames up; panicked, closes the lid on the pot] Why, I'm even fixing my very first Earth dinner.
Nani: [looks at the can] You're fixing dog food.
Pleakley: I know. It makes its own gravy. [tastes of it] Mmm.
Nani: Here. Why don't you take this? [gives Pleakley some money]
Pleakley: Leafy greens?
Nani: No. It's money for pizza.
David: They deliver.
Pleakley: Really? Fascinating.
Gantu: [seeing a drawing of himself through the window with the words labeled "Big Dummy"] Very funny.
[Jumba has put Pleakley, along with the container, inside the chest box]
Jumba: Not to make a peep, my little one-eyed one or entire galaxy is doomed.
Pleakley: But how am I supposed to breathe?!
[Jumba closes the box, and begins to knit]
Gantu: [rips the roof open] Jumba Jookiba.
Jumba: Gantu? Not seen long time!
Gantu: Where are they?
Jumba: They? Who they?
Gantu: The other six hundred and twenty-five experiments!
Jumba: [laughs] You must have me confused with other evil genius scientist!
Gantu: [finds a blue experiment pod with the numbers reading "625"] What have we here? [picks it up]
Jumba: Uh, is, uh...ping-pong ball. Is Earth sport. Like tennis, but tinier.
Gantu: [picks up Jumba by the head] You're a bad liar, Jumba. Where are the other experiment pods?
Jumba: I never discuss scientific research with big dummies.
Gantu: Then perhaps you'll discuss it with your former partner, Dr. Hämsterviel.
Jumba: [shocked] Hämsterviel is...is alive?
Gantu: And he wants his experiments back. [takes him to his ship]
Pleakley: [still in the chest box] Jumba? Help?
[While attempting to rescue Jumba and fighting Gantu in outer space, Stitch laughs while crazily driving Jumba's ship]
Lilo: [annoyed] You had coffee today, didn't you?
Stitch: Coconut cake and coffee!
Computer: Container ready. Select experiment. [Stitch scrolls through and selects Experiment 221] Experiment 221. Primary function: electrical power surge. [Stitch takes Experiment 221's pod from the container and drops it in the bathtub, activating the experiment] Experiment 221 activated.
Lilo: [amazed] Wow!
[Then out came a yellow alien with electric lightning with an evil laugh. He flies around cutting power shortage around the house]
Nani: [from inside] Oh, come on.
David: [from inside] Hey, what's going on?
Pleakley: [from inside] Dark! Very dark!
[221 then escapes from the window, and flies throughout the island, causing more power shortage]
Stitch: Cousin lost! Jumba lost...
Lilo: You have a lot of lost issues...
Stitch: Ih. [flatly bonks his head against a wall]
Stitch: [sees 221's lighting up ahead through his x-ray vision] Aka tiki baba! Sasa! [climbs down from the tree and follows it]
Lilo: [not noticing] Maybe he went this way. [walks offscreen in the opposite direction. An annoyed Stitch walks onscreen after her, then appears grumbling while dragging her along with him by the dress] Hey!
Dr. Hämsterviel: Any second now, you'll hear his tortured cries of regret: "Please let me out, I'll tell you everything!" Any second now, his pathetic screaming, begging for mercy. Any second, should be right about...now!
Gantu: I don't hear anything.
Dr. Hämsterviel: Shut up, I can't hear!
[They re-entered the room]
Gantu and Hämsterviel: [flabbergasted] Huh?
[625 appears to be eating a stack of sandwiches next to Jumba]
Jumba: Funny thing, 625 has all powers of 626, even has advanced language programming; unfortunately, he is also lazy coward, [chuckles] but makes great sandwiches.
625: [takes a bite of a sandwich; speaking American English] Ham or tuna?
Hämsterviel: [growling in annoyance; cuts to outside his ship] I AM IRKED!!!!
[While searching for 221, Lilo noticed the lightning spark through the fence hole]
Lilo: [to Stitch] It's on the other side of the fence.
[Stitch hauls Lilo up the fence and she lands onto a tent, startling Mertle and her friends]
Mertle: Lilo, what are you doing here?!
Lilo: You're having a camp-out? But you told me everyone was sick.
Mertle: We are sick...sick of you.
Yuki, Teresa, and Elena: Yeah!
Lilo: Who needs your dumb, fakey campout anyways?
Lilo: [as she and Stitch head back home, through the back door; whispering] Don't let Nani hear us. It's so past my bedtime.
Nani: [turns on the lights; not happy] Lilo! It is so past your bedtime! [Lilo and Stitch both look at each other, then scream for their lives as she sends them on a wild goose chase around the house and straight up to Lilo's rooftop dome] AND DON'T FORGET TO BRUSH YOUR TEETH! [storms off] Uhh! [slams the door to her room]
625: I think I'll have a sandwich. Hey Gantu, how about a sandwhich?
Gantu: I don't want a sandwich!
625: You sure? [sing-song voice] Last of the bologna.
Gantu: I don't like bologna! [grasping his abdomen] Too fatty.
[The next morning, Cobra Bubbles' car pulls up at the Pelekai house, and Cobra walks up to front door and knocks, and Nani answers it]
Cobra: You called.
Nani: Cobra. How are you?
Cobra: [enters the house] Sleepy.
Nani: Oh. Sorry.
[As Lilo and Stitch arrive at the Kilauea Lighthouse with Experiment 221, now named Sparky...]
Lilo: Wait! [echoes] I've got the missing experiment.
Hämsterviel: What? [to Gantu] Who is this?
Gantu: A little Earth girl who can be a gigantic pain in the rear.
Cobra: Well done, Lilo. Now give it to the diminutive gerbil-like creature.
Hämsterviel: Hamster-like! Not gerbil, hamster! Give it to me!
Lilo: No!
Cobra: Lilo, it's the only way you can save Jumba.
Lilo: But got to save Sparky, too.
Cobra: [surprised] You've named it?
Lilo: Yep. We're going to name all the experiments.
Stitch: [nods in agreement] Mmm. Iki pataba.
Hämsterviel: Shut up with all your not shutting up! Hand it over!
Lilo: Nope.
Cobra: Lilo, do what he says.
Lilo: Whose side are you on?!
Jumba: He's on saving-my-life side. Is good side.
Cobra: You fail to comprehend the complexity of the situation.
Hämsterviel: Do you want your Jumba or not? Make your choice, little girl.
[Lilo looks at Cobra, then Pleakley, then Jumba, and then, Stitch and Sparky for several moments]
Lilo: [bravely makes her "own" decision] Okay. I've decided. You can't have either of them! [sets Sparky free] Be free, little cousin! [to Stitch] Now you save Jumba!
Stitch: Chuppy cheepa!
Hämsterviel: Begin the shooting!
Gantu: Finally. [fires 4 plasma bullets]
[But Stitch grabs them with his 4 arms and throws them at Hämsterviel and Gantu, who dodge]
[While battling over the container of experiments in Gantu's ship]
Lilo: [notices] The window! [opens the window]
Gantu: [alarmed] The window's open!
Ship Computer: Warning, window is open.
[Gantu grunts in annoyance]
Lilo: [prepares to throw the container] Be free, cousins!
Gantu: NO!!! [Lilo throws the container out of the window before he catches it with his hand. Just in time] Phew.
[But the container releases 623 experiment pods, and they fly down towards Kauai]
[Stitch is restrained by the metal cuffs]
Hämsterviel: You think you are so super strong, with your "I can lift three-thousand times my own weight"! Well, that is exactly why I designed these restraints to hold your weight... [camera zooms out] ...times three-thousand and one!
[Last lines]
Lilo: Come on! We've got 625 cousins to find!
Stitch: 623.
Lilo: Whatever.
Cobra Bubbles: Are you sure they can handle this?
Pleakley: Lilo is a very persistent little girl!
Jumba: And with 626, they make one hotshot evil genius experiment-catching team!
[Last lines]
Pleakley: [to Jumba] Hey, Maybe the Grand Councilwoman will let us come home with her this time! [but the ship begins to blast off into space] I'll get the wig... [walks off]
[Jumba is left confused and looks up, before fading to black]

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  Feature films     Lilo & Stitch  (2002) · Lilo & Stitch 2  (2005) · Lilo & Stitch  (2025)
  Television films     Stitch! The Movie  (2003) · Leroy & Stitch  (2006)
  Television series     Lilo & Stitch: The Series  (2003–2006) · Stitch!  (2008-2015)
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