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Stitch! The Movie

2003 direct-to-video pilot film

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Stitch! The Movie is a 2003 American direct-to-video animated science-fiction film directed by Tony Craig and Roberts Gannaway and produced by Walt Disney Television Animation. It is a sequel to the 2002 film Lilo & Stitch and the pilot to Lilo & Stitch: The Series, which debuted the month after this film's release.

Note that in the below text, the numbers of Jumba's experiments are all officially written by The Walt Disney Company as whole numbers but are normally pronounced by digit. (e.g. "Experiment 626" should be read as "Experiment Six-Two-Six".)

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[Gantu walks into a large, windowed room in a spaceship with the stars of space visibly flying by outside. Dr. Jacques von Hämsterviel appears on an oval screen]
Dr. Hämsterviel: [first lines] Please, come closer. [a spotlight shines on a red chair] Have a seat. [Gantu growls, then walks to the chair that's too small for him and sits on it] Tell me, what makes you think you're so qualified for this assignment?
Gantu: Well, my... previous occupation was captain of the Galactic Alliance. But um... [clears throat] After my last mission, I was uh... retired.
Hämsterviel: You let Experiment 626 escape.
Gantu: [angrily gets up and points at the screen with the chair stuck to his backside] It wasn't my fault! The little trog—!
Hämsterviel: [interrupts] Calm down! [the chair pops off Gantu and falls back on the floor] This job has absolutely nothing to do with 626.
Gantu: I know what the job is about, and I believe I know the location of the item you seek.
Hämsterviel: [getting excited] Where is it? Where?!
Gantu: A tiny planet in Gamma Quadrant. They call it... Earth.
Stitch: Aloha, cousin.
[As Nani and David are talking at Lahui Beach, Jumba and Pleakley, wearing early 20th century bathing clothes, arrive in Nani's red dune buggy]
Pleakley: Look! A parking space! [Jumba drives the buggy through a guardrail and crashes offscreen] WAAAAAAH!
[Jumba reverses the buggy back in frame and parks it, with Pleakley hanging over the windscreen]
Jumba: Ridiculous Earth vehicle! [he and Pleakley exit the buggy] Needs evil genius tune-up!
Pleakley: I am THRILLED! [happily spins on one of his three legs] My very first day at an Earth beach! I've been studying... [face Jumba] mingling with locals. [faces forward and does a shaka sign] Hang loose!
[cut to two women staring at Jumba and Pleakley in disbelief]
Woman: [rolls eyes and sighs] Whatever. [both women walk away]
[cut back to Jumba and Pleakley]
Jumba: Are you sure wooly one-piece bathing suit is from proper century?
Pleakley: Absolutely! [pulls out a straw hat from behind Jumba] Now put on your hat! [puts hat on Jumba]
Lilo: Oh, no.
Jumba: Not good.
David: Hey, that's my chainsaw.
Man: That blue dude, he's, like, totally freaky.
Moses: I told Lilo, no pets.
Nani: [to Pleakley] You sure you can watch Lilo for a couple of hours?
Pleakley: You two go, have a good time. Everything here is completely under control. Why, I'm even fixing my very first Earth dinner.
Nani: You're fixing dog food.
Pleakley: I know. It makes its own gravy. Mmm.
Nani: Here. Why don't you take this? [gives Pleakley some money]
Pleakley: Leafy greens?
Nani: No. It's money for pizza.
David: They deliver.
Pleakley: Really? Fascinating.
Gantu: [finds a blue experiment pod with the numbers reading 625] What have we here? [picks it up]
Jumba: Uh, is, uh… ping-pong ball. Is Earth sport. Like tennis, but tinier.
Gantu: [picks up Jumba by the head] You're a bad liar, Jumba. Where are the other experiment pods?
Jumba: I never discuss scientific research with big dummies.
Gantu: Then perhaps you'll discuss it with your former partner, Dr. Hämsterviel.
Jumba: Hämsterviel is alive?
Gantu: And he wants his experiments back.
Computer: Container ready. Select experiment. [Stitch scrolls through and selects Experiment 221] Experiment 221. Primary function: electrical power surge. [Stitch takes Experiment 221's pod from the container and drops it in the bathtub, activating the experiment] Experiment 221 activated.
[Stitch hauls Lilo up the fence and she lands onto a tent, startling Mertle and her friends]
Mertle: Lilo, what are you doing here?!
Lilo: You're having a camp-out? But you told me everyone was sick.
Mertle: We are sick… sick of you.
Yuki, Teresa, and Elena: Yeah!
Lilo: Who needs your dumb, fakey campout anyways?
Lilo: [as she and Stitch head back home, through the back door; whispering] Don't let Nani hear us. It's so past my bedtime.
[The lights come on and Nani appears in front of them, not happy]
Nani: Lilo! It is so past your bedtime! [Lilo and Stitch both scream for their lives as she sends them on a wild goose chase around the house and straight up to Lilo's rooftop dome] AND DON'T FORGET TO BRUSH YOUR TEETH! [storms off] Uhh! [slams the door to her room]
[The next morning, Cobra Bubbles' car pulls up at the Pelekai house, and Cobra walks up to front door and knocks, and Nani answers it]
Cobra: You called.
Nani: Cobra. How are you?
Cobra: [enters the house] Sleepy.
Nani: Oh. Sorry.
[As Lilo and Stitch arrive at the Kilauea Lighthouse with Experiment 221, now named Sparky…]
Lilo: Wait! [echoes] I've got the missing experiment.
Hämsterviel: What? [to Gantu] Who is this?
Gantu: A little Earth girl who can be a gigantic pain in the rear.
Cobra: Well done, Lilo. Now give it to the diminutive gerbil-like creature.
Hämsterviel: Hamster-like! Not gerbil, hamster! Give it to me!
Lilo: No!
Cobra: Lilo, it's the only way you can save Jumba.
Lilo: But got to save Sparky, too.
Cobra: You've named it?
Lilo: Yep. We're going to name all the experiments.
Stitch: [nods in agreement] Mmm. Iki pataba.
Hämsterviel: Shut up with all your not shutting up! Hand it over!
Lilo: Nope.
Cobra: Lilo, do what he says.
Lilo: Whose side are you on?!
Jumba: He's on saving-my-life side. Is good side.
Cobra: You fail to comprehend the complexity of the situation.
Hämsterviel: Do you want your Jumba or not? Make your choice, little girl.
[Lilo looks at Cobra, then Pleakley, then Jumba, and then, Stitch and Sparky for several moments; After that, she bravely makes her own decision]
Lilo: Okay. I've decided. You can't have either of them! [sets Sparky free] Be free, little cousin! [to Stitch] Now you save Jumba!
Stitch: Chuppy cheepa!
Hämsterviel: Begin the shooting!
Gantu: Finally.
[Last lines]
Lilo: Come on! We've got 625 [six hundred and twenty-five] cousins to find!
Stitch: 623 [six hundred twenty-three].
Lilo: Whatever.
Cobra Bubbles: Are you sure they can handle this?
Pleakley: Lilo is a very persistent little girl!
Jumba: And with 626 [Six-Two-Six], they make one hotshot evil genius experiment-catching team!

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